The Vesta Clinic

Join to discuss the past season! We talk Muppets, accent work and musicals! This episode contains spoilers for seasons one and two of The Vesta Clinic! With thanks to Ruby Campbell, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops and EXTRA thanks to the people who submitted questions to the Q+A:Anonymous Asteroid, Xandra, Beep Boop Enjoyer, ArianWells, Heart of Lead, Abi, Beka Terrier! Content warnings: swearing; brief reference to racism/xenophobia and American politics

Happy new orbit! We'd love to answer any questions you might have about season 2! Send them in via this link here! https://forms.gle/KypucNP213TEJUYz8 ✨ You can also send in submissions for season three here! https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions 🩺

Date: 89/1/2733 Patient: Dakarai Solari, Human Patient ID: 5318008 It’s important to get the best grade in patient. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops as the Professor. Music by Ruby Campbel and AMC. Credits read by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes A huge thank you to the amazing people who submitted ideas for season two! If you have an idea you’d love to see in the show please get in touch via our website! https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Our Patrons get bonus stories and additional bloopers for each episode! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can always find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Glitch Faulty Error Sound Design 2.wav by original_sound at Freesound.org BEEP.wav by anthonychartier2020 at Freesound.org Eggshell crack, crunch, crush 7; Eggshell crack, crunch, crush 8; Cracking open a raw egg, yolk dribble and squelch; all form Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Swearing; seizures; reference to bleeding; mental health issues; reference to previous psychiatric hospital admission; reference to discrimination against patients with mental health conditions; uncertain clinical outcome of newborn patient; reference to dead character

Patient: NOSL11 Date: 88/1/2733 Patient ID: 77347785 Presenting Complaint: Unexpected labour Stabbing one’s surgeon is only sometimes a good thing to do. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 button (4).wav by kwazi -- https://freesound.org/s/34102/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Cash register.wav by IllusiaProductions -- https://freesound.org/s/249952/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Small metal object tap, knock on glass window 1 by Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Consumption of insects; description of abdominal surgery; mention of bleeding; (no gory sound effects); uncertainty over newborn’s life; PTSD symptoms; clinical examination of reproductive system including genitals; alarm sound effects

[BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP] __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) This episode featured submitted ideas from our wonderful listeners: Mad, Aster, Colin Arnott and Arian Wells. Thank you so much! You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨ The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and others and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Calyxy L’Torra and others, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and others, and Christopher Stoops as Doc Rose. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Thanks, Doc’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 button (4).wav by kwazi -- https://freesound.org/s/34102/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Sexually suggestive patient pushing boundaries; reference to vomiting; hallucinations; reference to traumatic amputation of finger; reference to alcohol consumption; questionable accent work

Patient: Asmaada Sinander, Adrilaen Date: 578/2/2729 Patient ID: 0978372 Presenting Complaint: Gill pain I never knew ‘Dr A’ from the Adrilaen ethics lectures was my Dr A. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Soill’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Plastic mop bucket with water inside, mop splash around, soak; Plastic mop bucket with water inside, mop movements, splashes, rinse out 2; Mop rinse out water into plastic mop bucket; Humpback whale song, noise isolated; Water pour out of plastic bucket onto concrete, very fast; Plastic empty bucket drag on hard ground; Hair gel squeeze from plastic pouch, squirt 1; Rubbing sunscreen, suncream in hands 1; Motorcycle helmet take off, slide off head; Hollow metal pole, snapped broom handle, set down on concrete surface 2; Motorcycle helmet set down hard with visor vibrate, rattle 1 from Zapsplat.com Wet Swab by Kastenfrosch -- https://freesound.org/s/521948/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 dustpan_bucket_toppled.wav by mezcel -- https://freesound.org/s/339905/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Squeaky Scrape 34 by Department64 -- https://freesound.org/s/669042/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Content Warnings: Reference to medicolegal proceedings; surgery; patient harm; deception; cleaning of a great big eye; suspected child abuse; nepotism

Date: 80/1/2733 Patient: Exal None, Human Patient ID: 5681938 Lab ID: γΩ90-W1-ENH-38 Presenting Complaint: Headache You just buffered, mate. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Xaelest’s Computer. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Reference to traumatic injuries; cyborg character using bionic accessories as disability aids; drug use; reference to previous addiction; drug/weapon smuggling; mental illness; psychiatric hospitals; catfishing

Date: 73/1/2733 Patient: Urbinjienye "Jien" Hayentiak, Human. Patient ID: 77347786 Presenting Complaint: Skin lesions Dr Underwood, the hatch is this way. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org; Sci-fi glitch, servo shutdown; Science fiction, digital organism, glitches; Laptop notebook put down on table; Small empty plastic water spray bottle drop on concrete 2; Small empty plastic water spray bottle drop on concrete 3; Plastic tape measure place down on wood surface; Tablet computer slide on table, pick up; Metal filing cabinet open and close from Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; grief; skin cancer; reference to sexual contact resulting in pregnancy; moles; reference to accidental injury and bleeding; unethical science

Patient: ????? Date: ?????? Patient ID: ?????? Presenting Complaint: ????? Send message. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Aerglo Rae, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Jobsworthl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Garden Ambience.wav by mixxythepixxy -- https://freesound.org/s/348011/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Gore, small organ or bloody flesh or guts short movement, squelch; USB A cable plug in 2; Body impact, gore, bone break with flesh and blood squelch. Version 3; Science fiction machine, pulsating; Game sound, trumpets fanfare, completed, finished; Lid remove from small metal tin 2; Lid place onto small metal tin 3; Person roll over in bed on mattress; Ambience of countryside with single bee occasionally flying around; Metal kitchen scales set down on surface 4; all by Zapsplat.com Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; accidental injury; stitches; swearing; bleeding; squelchy sound effects; chemotherapy; chronic illness

Date: 64/1/2733 Patient: A'oo'da, Troglodan Patient ID: 9583928 Presenting Complaint: Difficulty vocalising Sec asks exactly the right questions. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Phlegm; viral illness; alien bonding rituals with reference to human sexual encounters; concern about coercion with reference to domestic violence (this is excluded); reference to perinatal famine affecting character’s health; co-dependency; reference to known character death

Patient: LeíLeì Date: 55/1/2733 Patient ID: 78367492 Presenting Complaint: Arm Pain Hi, is that the vascular surgeon on call? __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Dr Bestie as The Hiloovians. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Submit your own patient ideas here: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Divided’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Rudeness from a colleague; bleeding; blood clots; biting; novel medical therapy

Date: 628/2/2731 Patient: Hafín Tracktee-326, Hygan Patient ID: 584209 Presenting Complaint: Blower pain IF this was their last case . . . better make it a fun one. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Professor Aerglo Rae. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell and AMC. Thanks to Shelby and Leon Egan whose ideas inspired this episode. Submit your own patient ideas here: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Yasmodynamic’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Thin metal strip hit or drop, clang, clatter 9 by Zaplsplat.com Small hollow wood item slide, drag on wooden floor 3 by Zapsplat.com Chocolate bar in wrapper handling movement, short by Zaplsplat.com Sci-Fi Engine.wav by Jandre160108 at freesound.org Content Warnings: Reference to syringe pump; Reference to feeling nauseous; Reference to perceived medical negligence; Reference to overstimulation; Lying

Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan Date: 48/1/2733 Patient ID: 9583728 Lab notes: Ωτ28-J4-GKS-05 Presenting Complaint: Dental prosthetic insertion. You need to forget everything Dr Underwood said right this second. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Housekeeping’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Zipper card out of pocket.wav by BarkersPinhead -- https://freesound.org/s/274666/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Content Warnings: Bat-like creatures; blood drinking; xenophobia and racial stereotyping of an alien population and their culture; reference to character death; screaming; violent sound effects (with narration explaining that these are fake); dental care; reference to cannulation; reference to deceased character; sting injury

Date: 44/1/2733 Patient: Prithini Anaarda, Adrilaen Patient ID: 7458293 Presenting Complaint: Delayed emergence Please note: No actual saws were using during the treatment of this patient __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Green Room’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Reference to recreational drug and alcohol use; deceitful behaviour

We have something very special on the feed today! The Night Market is a fictional show set in the world of LISTEN CLOSELY a new YA romcom from creator of Tell No Tales, Leon Egan. The book is an absolute joy to read and this fictional pilot is no different! Be sure to listen to the other fictional pilot episode from the book: Unfathomable Depths on the Tell No Tales podcast feed and buy Leon's book! The Night Market was written and produced by Leon Egan, and performed by Maggie Bain, who also plays Jude in the Listen Closely audiobook. Theme songs were created by AMC. All concepts and characters were inspired by the book Listen Closely by Leon Egan.

Join AMC, Kamen, Ruby and Chris as they answer listener Qs and talk clinic cuties and the challenges of a second season! Regular episodes will return on 24th July. Submit an idea for season three here! ✨ __________________________________________________________ Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

The gang reminisce . . . most of them. __________________________________________________________ We’re taking a brief midseason break! Regular episodes will return on 24th July. Be sure to catch our mid-season Q+A before then! You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨ __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari . Theme music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content warnings: reference to blood tests; fainting; public humiliation; second-hand embarrassment

Aren’t you glad Computer isn’t transcribing this professional review? __________________________________________________________ We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect another bonus episode and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July! ✨ Submit your questions here! ✨ You can also submit an idea for season three here! __________________________________________________________ At the start of the episode, you heard my earnest love for Travelling Light by Monstrous Productions. Learn more here!! __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Theme music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org

Date: 40/1/2733 Patient: Olea Aander, Adrilaen Patient ID: N/A ‘Hi, I’m about to have a heart attack.’ __________________________________________________________ We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect two bonus episodes and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July! ✨ Submit your questions here! ✨ You can also submit an idea for season three here! __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Dr Wifey as the Radio Announcer, AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and The Radio Announcer, Christopher Stoops as Olea Aander, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘[Comms ID Unavailable]’ and can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Airy whoosh into impact, electricity spark 4 by ZapSplat Couch creak, squeak, someone sitting down or movement by ZapSplat Metal lever pull, yank fast and lock 1 by ZapSplat Industrial metal hand cart very short pull or movement, metallic screech. Version 1 by ZapSplat Adhesive sticky tape rip 1 by ZapSplat Sticky tape strip handling with fingers 2 by ZapSplat Australia to UK mains plug adapter plug in 2 by ZapSplat Lifepak 12 touched.wav by residentsparking -- https://freesound.org/s/243638/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Typing on an iPhone.mp3 by Caitlin_100 -- https://freesound.org/s/365543/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 A mid heavy body fall. By ZapSplat Loose plastic object set down, rattle 3 by ZapSplat Hospital electronic monitor machine dull beeping, high pitched by ZapSplat Bone Break (Celery).wav by ralph.whitehead -- https://freesound.org/s/471594/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Air blow into plastic bag and inflate 2 by ZapSplat Vape sound 5 from FilmCow SFX Hand tap or slap wet skin 2 by ZapSplat Jewelry, Metal bracelet catch in hand by ZapSplat Latex rubber mask handling movements 1 by ZapSplat Electricity spark (sound design) 1 by ZapSplat finger snap 02.aiff by SoundCollectah -- https://freesound.org/s/109400/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Full open can of cola, lemonade or other soft drink set down then slide on table 1 by ZapSplat Content Warnings: Patient is insulting to staff members; ignoring medical advice; swearing

Date: 36/1/2733 Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur Patient ID: 2348739 Presenting Complaint: Star Map Pain Dr Adra has a long day. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Mechanic’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org App or voip software ringtone, electric piano style 2 by ZapSplat Soda beverage can, 250ml, pick up from floor 3 by ZapSplat Mug place down on surface by ZapSplat Mug slide or move on table by ZapSplat Content Warnings: Work-related trauma (undisclosed); reference to medical errors

Hi all! Just an announcement to let you know that we have planned a midseason break after episode 25! We have two fun little bonus stories to bring your way and will aim to record a Q&A to answer any burning questions you might have about the show so far! Submissions are open! Get your ideas for S3 together and send them our way! Transcript: Hello lovely listeners, AMC here. We hope that you’re having fun with season two, and we’re either so grateful that you’ve stuck with us after such a long break between seasons OR delighted that you’ve joined us as a new listener. I just wanted to pop in and give you a heads up about the timeline for the rest of season 2. We’re planning a six week midseason break as Ruby and I put the second half of season 2 together. The last episode before the break will be episode 25, due to be with you on the 29th May and it’s a biggie, it’s a biggie, it’s goy lots of fun sound design, the whole gang and about 5 seconds of audio from my favourite person in the whole world - so listen out for that. During the break, we will be bringing you 2 new bonus episodes and we’ll arrange a little mid season Q+A so we can be really annoying and refuse to spoil anything about the rest of season 2! I’ll share the details for how to submit questions on our social media in due course, we’re most active on Tumblr, Bluesky and instagram in that order and our handle is @vestaclinicpod. And just one last thing! We are turning our hearts and minds to season three and I’m delighted to re-open the submissions form on our website. If you’re a little alien and you need to speak to one of our team - please get in touch! I can’t wait to share the rest of the submissions from this season with you, there is so much fun stuff to come! Lots of love, stay safe and please enjoy the rest of S2!

Date: 30/1/2733 Patient: Calyxy L’Torra, Vestafolk Patient ID: 1000000 Presenting Complaint: General medical review Cometh the saviour, cometh the scientist! __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Release the Squikir’’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org rat noises.m4a by BurgerBoys -- https://freesound.org/s/482678/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Rat Scurry by alexyquest42 -- https://freesound.org/s/630473/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 40 hn_batscratching.wav by cmusounddesign -- https://freesound.org/s/71983/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Circular metal fan cover grille spin to a stop on hard ground 1 at Zapsplat.com Circular metal fan cover grille set down on hard ground 1 by Zapsplat.com Thin metal strip hit or drop, clang, clatter 4 by Zapsplat.com Thin metal strip hit or drop, clang, clatter 9 by Zapsplat.com Small hollow wood item slide, drag on wooden floor 3 by Zapsplat.com rubber gloves hospital 2.WAV by howardrichard232 -- https://freesound.org/s/568493/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Aerosol, metal insect spray can, grab, pick up 4 by Zapsplat.com Clothes hanger slide on metal rail 1 by Zapsplat.com Chocolate bar in wrapper handling movement, short by Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Discussions of death; discussions of hereditary terminal illness; divorce; death of a family member; rodent-like creature sound effects; discussion of killing an animal

Date: 24/1/2733 Patient: Amelia MacGriffen, human Patient ID: 68392743 Presenting Complaint: Distress Dr Underwood attempts magic. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Scrungly’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Large wood impact, hit, split, splinter and collapse at Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Care of an autistic child by a medical professional; non-verbal character using communication tools; self-harm; reference to scratching; reference to biting (self and others); child distress; parental distress; discussions of kidnapping

Date: 345/1/2730 Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob Patient ID: 98573928 Presenting complaint: Auditory Hallucinations The Professor solves a mystery. Sec does prefer it when their patients don’t ooze. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruy Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Lumpectomy’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Discussion of symptoms of psychosis including hallucinations, thought disturbance, and mood changes; brief mention of harm to self/others (of which there is none); terminally ill character ignoring medical advice; euphemistic discussions of illness and death; stoma mention; non-oral feeding mention

Patient: Aqsa Hakim, Human Date: 11/1/2733 Patient ID: 2754839 Presenting Complaint: Nosebleed It was the Ecchus Chasma of nosebleeds. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruy Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Pearls and Pitfalls’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Cleaning, wiping a shiny surface slow, squeaky 1 by Zapsplat.com Cleaning, wiping a shiny surface fast, squeaky 1 by Zapsplat.com Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Blood (nosebleeds and other types of bleeding); menstruation mention; squeaking, cleaning sounds at the start of the episode; character makes jokes about own mental health condition

Patient: Eskae, Cress’p Date: 663/2/2732 Patient ID: 5428930 Presenting Complaint: Incoordination Dr Adra needs to sleep. This episode was a submission from our WONDERFUL listener boombox-fuckboy. We loved how truly imaginative the idea was and we hope you enjoy the episode! If you don’t follow them on tumblr, you are missing out on great audio drama news, art and musings! __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, AMC as Faye Underwood and Computer and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Dreamless Yectoba’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Big science fiction alarm, siren, warning of meltdown or catastrophe, wailing metallic buzz tone, fast by Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Mention of dementia, sleep deprivation

What’s this?! A new prescription? We heard you were feeling [shudder] bored of aliens and wanted to consider other genres. We get it. It happens to the best of us and you’ve come to the right place to get that seen to. Listen to Waiting For October to enter a literal world of fiction! Find the show on any good podcast platform or at monkeymanproductions.com. Transcript: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/prescribed-listening You can find the cast and crew in lots of places! Email: [email protected] Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monkeymanproductions Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeymanProductions/ Instagram: @monkeymanprod Tumblr: @monkeymanproductions TikTok: @waitingforoct And you can find us on tumblr, bluesky and instagram @vestaclinicpod!

Patient: NOSL11 Date: 662/2/2732 Patient ID: 77347785 Presenting Complaint: Check up Rai needs a rubber duck. Faye talks autonomy. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as The Professor, AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Toast’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Reference to known character death (The Professor); discussions of: organ transplantation, fertility treatments, non-consensual experimentation on a sentient being, palliation of an infant, amniocentesis; blank episode; reference to long-term mental health condition; reference to taking medication for a mental health condition; discussion of abortion; fears surrounding becoming a parent

Patient: ‘Goggles’, Gralli Date: 661/2/2732 Patient ID: 4869573 Presenting Complaint: Drifting Dr Underwood wouldn’t, perhaps, use the word ‘cursed’. ________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘These Days’’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclincpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Zapsplat_technology_tablet_plastic_slide_and_pick_u at Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Consistent references to alien insects and their anatomy; ethically uncertain use of relative as a translator; language barriers; genetic medical conditions; discussion of known character death (The Professor)

Patient: Soothgrantoth; Aaran; [Redacted] Date: 659/2/2732 Patient IDs to follow. Presenting Complaint: to follow. You know how bar fights are . . . ________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Eluthero’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod. Patrons will also have access to exclusive bloopers from this episode! You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclincpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Alien or Demonic Voice.mp3 by airborne80 at Freesound.org Alien Voice8.flac by CGEffex at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Poorly managed diabetes, reference to cannulation and injections, non-permanent vision loss, reference to violence, fictional weapon mention, reference to eye anatomy and examination, reference to flirting between clinic nurse and a patient, reference to implanted devices, reference to broken bones, reference to alcohol

So many questions! And one very important answer! The Vesta Clinic is created by AMC. You heard the voices of AMC, Kamen Cooley-Greene, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops. Transcript: AMC: Hello listener, are you wondering when The Vesta Clinic will return? I can tell you that season two is full of questions. Questions like: Various Voices: Are we working hard or are we hardly working? [SEC: questioning ping] What? What? Is that a FASERUNR?! [SEC: questioning ping] AMC: Don’t worry! There are also answers. Various Voices: How many patients are you bringing in? Uhh, all of them? [SEC: questioning ping] Post-viral hypoviscosity? No - thank stars! Sec does prefer it when our patients don’t ooze. [SEC: affirmative ping] AMC: But in answer to your question, The Vesta Clinic will return on the 23rd January 2025. We can’t wait to be back.

The Vesta Clinic will return in early 2025. Are you ready? This trailer featured music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. You heard AMC as Faye Underwood, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and someone else, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Sec as himself! Please share the first season of the show with fellow audio fiction fans and get excited for season 2! More updates to come on our socials @vestaclinicpod! Transcript: [Various voices] Patient: Soothgrantoth, Doothgrund Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan Internal auditory hallucinations… fantastic stuff! I - had never seen anything like it. Whoa. Slow down, imaginary audience! And hold your imaginary applause! Right. This is serious. We are adopting a kill on sight policy. You’ve got about 5 seconds before this gets really spicy. SEC: typing on screen, typing on screen, questioning ping [Translated: The Vesta Clinic will return in early 2025. Are you ready?]

A new prescription! This one is guaranteed to have you feeling better in no time. If you love wholesome science fiction (AKA this very show!) you’ll love Travelling Light from the brains and heart behind Monstrous Agonies. To find out more, follow the creators on twitter, tumblr and bluesky and find transcripts and more on their website! Transcript for this prescription available here!

Happy New Year, lovely listeners, and welcome back to Prescribed Listening! Why not improve your year by listening to InCo? To find out more, check out the InCo website, and follow the creator on twitter, tumblr and bluesky! Transcripts are available here!

Welcome back to Prescribed Listening where we, the Vesta team, advise you on great audio drama listens for aches +/- pains. If you love completed stories, you should definitely check out The End, a newsletter bringing you the best shows with endings to boot. Find them here and be sure to subscribe so as not to miss an issue!

Back for your repeat prescription? This one should last you until October! Chain of Being is a mythic Sci-fi audio drama set in a world of hyper advanced technologies and ancient magics. The team have been kind enough to share S1E14 ‘The Warlord’ with us. Transcript and original show notes available here! Content warnings: Gunfire, Reference to Gore, Christianity. Find out more about the show here! Support the crowd funder here! Follow them on Twitter and Tumblr @chainofbeing for updates! Transcript available here.

Hello and welcome to Prescribed Listening where we, the Vesta team, advise you on great audio drama to cure all ails. We don’t want you to miss us too much while we work on season 2 and thought sharing other shows would help you find other great stuff to listen to! To kick us off, we’d like to share some thoughts and the first episode of a firm favourite: Moonbase Theta, Out. Find out more about the show (and keep watching the Moon!) on their website. You can also find the Moonbase Theta, Out team on Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook: @monkeymanproductions. Be sure to follow them to find out what happens after the Moon! Transcripts are available here!

The Professor wants to tick something off their bucket list. ** Listener submissions are now open for Season 2 of The Vesta Clinic! Submit your ideas at: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions ** ______________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1. You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Footsteps, fabric rustles and ambience from Krotos Studios Modern_U1_2 from Krotos Sounds Sci-fi click 3, Vape sound 5 from FilmCow Sci-Fi Engine.wav by Jandre160108 at freesound.org Candy, boiled sweet unwrap. Version 1, AA Battery put down on table then fall over, Glass bathroom scales (modern) slide on hard tiled floor 1, 2-tone basic high pitched beep, Finger tap, select, press on sat nav touch screen 5, Air blow into plastic bag and inflate 2, Person blowing into, inflating rubber ring or lilo, single blow 2, Hospital electronic monitor machine beeping, chime, alert, Dry syringe, pull plunger out with a pop, Flicking a syringe with finger. Version 2, Syringe squirt liquid out into air, short and fast. Version 1, Body fall on ground, hard slam 3, A mid heavy body fall,Bag, backpack, grab, pick up in a hurry 1, Stackable potato chips (Pringles) tube put down on table, Felt marker pen draw single stroke, squeak on hollow plastic 1, Handball slap, hit 2, Latex rubber mask handling movements 1- all from Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: misuse of medication by healthcare professionals, dangerous drug use, injections, references risk of death, proposed deceit, medically concerning weight loss, a character’s weight is stated, non-injurious falls

A new arrival at The Vesta Clinic allows Sec to cause some mischief. ______________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1. You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Man runs long corridor 01 171017_1227.wav by https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/ Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Critical Stop4 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Alien computer 4.1 by FilmCow Designed SFX Thick winter coat, jacket, arm movements, running into walking from Zapslat.com Content Warnings: gentle workplace bullying, concern regarding misgendering (of an inanimate object)

Headphones advised: these bloopers contain swearing! The people involved in making The Vesta Clinic are all "experienced professionals"… well, you’ll hear. ______________________ The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene, AMC, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops. Transcripts are available here! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1. You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Content Warnings: No major content warnings

It’s a slow day at The Vesta Clinic. ______________________ The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and the Gladiators: Neptune Announcer and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available here! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1. You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Zipper card out of pocket.wav by BarkersPinhead at freesound.org Button (4).wav by kwazi at freesound.org alertError.wav by neopolitansixth at freesound.org alert5.wav by neopolitansixth at freesound.org alert7_long.wav by neopolitansixth at freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Additional voices were used from freetts.com Content Warnings: No major content warnings

Please enjoy the second part of our end of season Q&A! Featuring AMC, Kamen Cooley-Greene, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops. Be sure to follow @vestaclinicpod on Tumblr, Twitter and Instagram to keep up with our bonus releases! Patreon supporters get early access to all our inter-season fun, as well as the bonus stories which accompanied every episode in season 1! See you soon <3

Thank you for listening to the first part of our Q&A, featuring AMC (creator and voice of Dr Underwood), Kamen Cooley-Greene (voice of Dr Solari), Christopher Stoops (voice of The Professor), and Ruby Campbell (voice of Dr Adra and composer). We had so much fun answering your questions (hence the giggling) that there’s a whole other part on its way soon! If you can’t wait, the whole thing is available on our Patreon now! If you love the show, don't forget to leave a review and share it with people you love!! Stay tuned at the end for a teaser for Among the Stacks. Find them here! A huge thanks to everyone who submitted Qs, we really appreciate your enthusiasm for the show <3 Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org

Date: 647/2/2732 Patient: NOSL11 Patient ID: 77347785 Presenting Complaint: Pregnancy Check-up A familiar face brings some brand new problems. ______________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Green. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode and all previous episodes is available at: https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org button (4).wav by kwazi at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Referenced death of a character; medical issues in a foetus; exam failure

Date: 645/2/2732 Patient: Qiif, Qiquk Patient ID: 48596172 Presenting complaint: Loss of smell Dr Underwood finds joy in her work. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Christopher Stoops Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Recognised Complications’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions:Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Critical Stop4 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Toxic Waste.wav by morganpurkis at Freesound.org "Exotic Creature Song, 01.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Content Warnings: Deceit; Prescription error; Corporate colonialism

Date: 638/2/2732 Patient: Rana [spiky cloud, teeth]. Neritopod Patient ID: 27466591 Presenting Complaint: Egg check and vaccinations It’s completely biologically appropriate. Still weird, though. __________________________________________________________ (Stay safe! Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings for this episode!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Did You Pack Your Shell Or Did Somebody Pack It For You?l’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions:Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Leafing through papers by lawnjelly at Freesound.org Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Critical Stop4 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Abortion equivalent in a non-human species; embryonic death in a non-human species; adoption; infidelity; difficult parent-child relationships

Patient: Aurelle Cherith, Thyreophoran Date: 635/2/2732 Patient ID: 10003478 Presenting Complaint: Scale Colour Dr Underwood sees red. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Christopher Stoops. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Scale Scrubl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Zipper card out of pocket.wav by BarkersPinhead at Freesound.org "Tearing, Newspaper, C.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Content Warnings: Reference to body image issues, cosmetic procedures, social media related pressures, emotional distress, reference to potential safeguarding issues, deception

Date: 629/2/2732 Patient: Orik Orikosint, Calibuman Patient ID: 11948526 Please attach to Lab Notes γτ97-W4-OOC-19 Presenting Complaint: Nil - Attended as part of routine research follow-up You’re more than a point in our dataset. Unfortunately for you. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Christopher Stoops as The Professor. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Martian Brand Cereal’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Referenced past death of a character

Date: 621/2/2732 Patient: Captain Adrastos Endora, Adrilaen Patient ID: 0000000X. Presenting Complaint: Bionic Update No matter how tired you are, it’s never a good idea to straight up hack a patient’s limb off. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Christopher Stoops. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Brave Girl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org, Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org, Spilling the water/coffee by CaKon at Freesound.org Content Warnings: reference to past traumatic injury, needle phobia, military references, references to amputation

Date: 615/1/2732 Patient: Unknown. Whippomorpha Galactica Patient ID: Awaited Presenting Complaint: Cardiogenic Shock Scan. Wire. Trial Detach. Where is Dr Adra when you need her? LISTEN TO TELL NO TALES WHERE YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS. Tell no Tales is a queer, paranormal audio drama. Follow Leo Quinn (beloved) as they investigate the ethics and truth behind Better Place, the ghost removal service they work for. Tell No Tales is a fantastic and compassionate spin on your classic, investigative spooky story and we could not recommend it more highly! __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. Thank you messages by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Olive Branch’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Radio Beep by Kijadzel at Freesound.org "UI, Mechanical, Notification, 01, FX.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Piccolo-filtered.aif by Tritus at Freesound.org "UI, Mechanical, Text-Scroll, 03, FX, 01, LOOP.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "UI, Mechanical, Turning-Off, 02, FX.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Abstract Spaceship A01, Ascending.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Thunder Tube, Large, Hit, A (H6 XY).wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Oidz Magnet, A (H4n).wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Oidz Drop, Dramatic, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Shaving, Electric, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org bang prison door LOOP 130903_00.wav by http://www.freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/ peugot 206 car interior loosening seatbelt by jorickhoofd at Freesound.org Plants001.wav by TaraMG at Freesound.org glassbottle on wooden table fx.wav by jammaj at Freesound.org Content warnings: Life or death medical scenarios, high risk behaviour