
Show overview
The Vesta Clinic has been publishing since 2022, and across the 4 years since has built a catalogue of 59 episodes, alongside 18 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 20 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a monthly cadence, with the show now in its 2nd season.
Episodes typically run twenty to thirty-five minutes — most land between 12 min and 26 min — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. Roughly 22% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Fiction show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 2 months ago, with 2 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2025, with 29 episodes published. Published by thevestaclinicpodcast.
From the publisher
The Vesta Clinic’s newest doctor knows what she’s doing. We promise. The Vesta Clinic is a science fiction audio drama which tells hopeful and compassionate tales of sentient life from the Asteroid Belt and Beyond. Follow Dr Underwood as she pieces together the patients’ complaints into something like a convincing diagnosis.
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Ep 53Season 2: End of Season Q+A
Join to discuss the past season! We talk Muppets, accent work and musicals! This episode contains spoilers for seasons one and two of The Vesta Clinic! With thanks to Ruby Campbell, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops and EXTRA thanks to the people who submitted questions to the Q+A:Anonymous Asteroid, Xandra, Beep Boop Enjoyer, ArianWells, Heart of Lead, Abi, Beka Terrier! Content warnings: swearing; brief reference to racism/xenophobia and American politics

Ep 52Q+A Announcement
Happy new orbit! We'd love to answer any questions you might have about season 2! Send them in via this link here! https://forms.gle/KypucNP213TEJUYz8 ✨ You can also send in submissions for season three here! https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions 🩺

Ep 5137. Solari
Date: 89/1/2733 Patient: Dakarai Solari, Human Patient ID: 5318008 It’s important to get the best grade in patient. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops as the Professor. Music by Ruby Campbel and AMC. Credits read by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes A huge thank you to the amazing people who submitted ideas for season two! If you have an idea you’d love to see in the show please get in touch via our website! https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Our Patrons get bonus stories and additional bloopers for each episode! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can always find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Glitch Faulty Error Sound Design 2.wav by original_sound at Freesound.org BEEP.wav by anthonychartier2020 at Freesound.org Eggshell crack, crunch, crush 7; Eggshell crack, crunch, crush 8; Cracking open a raw egg, yolk dribble and squelch; all form Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Swearing; seizures; reference to bleeding; mental health issues; reference to previous psychiatric hospital admission; reference to discrimination against patients with mental health conditions; uncertain clinical outcome of newborn patient; reference to dead character

Ep 5036. Retrieval
Patient: NOSL11 Date: 88/1/2733 Patient ID: 77347785 Presenting Complaint: Unexpected labour Stabbing one’s surgeon is only sometimes a good thing to do. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 button (4).wav by kwazi -- https://freesound.org/s/34102/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Cash register.wav by IllusiaProductions -- https://freesound.org/s/249952/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Small metal object tap, knock on glass window 1 by Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Consumption of insects; description of abdominal surgery; mention of bleeding; (no gory sound effects); uncertainty over newborn’s life; PTSD symptoms; clinical examination of reproductive system including genitals; alarm sound effects

Ep 4935. [BLEEP]
[BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP] __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) This episode featured submitted ideas from our wonderful listeners: Mad, Aster, Colin Arnott and Arian Wells. Thank you so much! You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨ The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and others and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Calyxy L’Torra and others, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and others, and Christopher Stoops as Doc Rose. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Thanks, Doc’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 button (4).wav by kwazi -- https://freesound.org/s/34102/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Sexually suggestive patient pushing boundaries; reference to vomiting; hallucinations; reference to traumatic amputation of finger; reference to alcohol consumption; questionable accent work

Ep 4834. Fulminant
Patient: Asmaada Sinander, Adrilaen Date: 578/2/2729 Patient ID: 0978372 Presenting Complaint: Gill pain I never knew ‘Dr A’ from the Adrilaen ethics lectures was my Dr A. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Soill’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Plastic mop bucket with water inside, mop splash around, soak; Plastic mop bucket with water inside, mop movements, splashes, rinse out 2; Mop rinse out water into plastic mop bucket; Humpback whale song, noise isolated; Water pour out of plastic bucket onto concrete, very fast; Plastic empty bucket drag on hard ground; Hair gel squeeze from plastic pouch, squirt 1; Rubbing sunscreen, suncream in hands 1; Motorcycle helmet take off, slide off head; Hollow metal pole, snapped broom handle, set down on concrete surface 2; Motorcycle helmet set down hard with visor vibrate, rattle 1 from Zapsplat.com Wet Swab by Kastenfrosch -- https://freesound.org/s/521948/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 dustpan_bucket_toppled.wav by mezcel -- https://freesound.org/s/339905/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Squeaky Scrape 34 by Department64 -- https://freesound.org/s/669042/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Content Warnings: Reference to medicolegal proceedings; surgery; patient harm; deception; cleaning of a great big eye; suspected child abuse; nepotism

Ep 4733. Buffer
Date: 80/1/2733 Patient: Exal None, Human Patient ID: 5681938 Lab ID: γΩ90-W1-ENH-38 Presenting Complaint: Headache You just buffered, mate. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Xaelest’s Computer. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Reference to traumatic injuries; cyborg character using bionic accessories as disability aids; drug use; reference to previous addiction; drug/weapon smuggling; mental illness; psychiatric hospitals; catfishing

Ep 4632. Ghost Hunting
Date: 73/1/2733 Patient: Urbinjienye "Jien" Hayentiak, Human. Patient ID: 77347786 Presenting Complaint: Skin lesions Dr Underwood, the hatch is this way. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org; Sci-fi glitch, servo shutdown; Science fiction, digital organism, glitches; Laptop notebook put down on table; Small empty plastic water spray bottle drop on concrete 2; Small empty plastic water spray bottle drop on concrete 3; Plastic tape measure place down on wood surface; Tablet computer slide on table, pick up; Metal filing cabinet open and close from Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; grief; skin cancer; reference to sexual contact resulting in pregnancy; moles; reference to accidental injury and bleeding; unethical science

Ep 4531. Thea
Patient: ????? Date: ?????? Patient ID: ?????? Presenting Complaint: ????? Send message. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Aerglo Rae, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Jobsworthl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Garden Ambience.wav by mixxythepixxy -- https://freesound.org/s/348011/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Gore, small organ or bloody flesh or guts short movement, squelch; USB A cable plug in 2; Body impact, gore, bone break with flesh and blood squelch. Version 3; Science fiction machine, pulsating; Game sound, trumpets fanfare, completed, finished; Lid remove from small metal tin 2; Lid place onto small metal tin 3; Person roll over in bed on mattress; Ambience of countryside with single bee occasionally flying around; Metal kitchen scales set down on surface 4; all by Zapsplat.com Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; accidental injury; stitches; swearing; bleeding; squelchy sound effects; chemotherapy; chronic illness
Ep 4430. How Blue?
Date: 64/1/2733 Patient: A'oo'da, Troglodan Patient ID: 9583928 Presenting Complaint: Difficulty vocalising Sec asks exactly the right questions. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Phlegm; viral illness; alien bonding rituals with reference to human sexual encounters; concern about coercion with reference to domestic violence (this is excluded); reference to perinatal famine affecting character’s health; co-dependency; reference to known character death

Ep 4329. High Achiever
Patient: LeíLeì Date: 55/1/2733 Patient ID: 78367492 Presenting Complaint: Arm Pain Hi, is that the vascular surgeon on call? __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Dr Bestie as The Hiloovians. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Submit your own patient ideas here: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Divided’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Rudeness from a colleague; bleeding; blood clots; biting; novel medical therapy

Ep 4228. The Human Club
Date: 628/2/2731 Patient: Hafín Tracktee-326, Hygan Patient ID: 584209 Presenting Complaint: Blower pain IF this was their last case . . . better make it a fun one. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Professor Aerglo Rae. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell and AMC. Thanks to Shelby and Leon Egan whose ideas inspired this episode. Submit your own patient ideas here: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Yasmodynamic’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Thin metal strip hit or drop, clang, clatter 9 by Zaplsplat.com Small hollow wood item slide, drag on wooden floor 3 by Zapsplat.com Chocolate bar in wrapper handling movement, short by Zaplsplat.com Sci-Fi Engine.wav by Jandre160108 at freesound.org Content Warnings: Reference to syringe pump; Reference to feeling nauseous; Reference to perceived medical negligence; Reference to overstimulation; Lying

Ep 4127. Dark Orbit Blood Letter
Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan Date: 48/1/2733 Patient ID: 9583728 Lab notes: Ωτ28-J4-GKS-05 Presenting Complaint: Dental prosthetic insertion. You need to forget everything Dr Underwood said right this second. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Housekeeping’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Zipper card out of pocket.wav by BarkersPinhead -- https://freesound.org/s/274666/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Content Warnings: Bat-like creatures; blood drinking; xenophobia and racial stereotyping of an alien population and their culture; reference to character death; screaming; violent sound effects (with narration explaining that these are fake); dental care; reference to cannulation; reference to deceased character; sting injury

Ep 4026. Membrane Saw
EDate: 44/1/2733 Patient: Prithini Anaarda, Adrilaen Patient ID: 7458293 Presenting Complaint: Delayed emergence Please note: No actual saws were using during the treatment of this patient __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Green Room’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Reference to recreational drug and alcohol use; deceitful behaviour

Ep 39The Night Market (A Listen Closely Tie-in)
bonusWe have something very special on the feed today! The Night Market is a fictional show set in the world of LISTEN CLOSELY a new YA romcom from creator of Tell No Tales, Leon Egan. The book is an absolute joy to read and this fictional pilot is no different! Be sure to listen to the other fictional pilot episode from the book: Unfathomable Depths on the Tell No Tales podcast feed and buy Leon's book! The Night Market was written and produced by Leon Egan, and performed by Maggie Bain, who also plays Jude in the Listen Closely audiobook. Theme songs were created by AMC. All concepts and characters were inspired by the book Listen Closely by Leon Egan.

Ep 38Season 2: Midseason Q&A
Join AMC, Kamen, Ruby and Chris as they answer listener Qs and talk clinic cuties and the challenges of a second season! Regular episodes will return on 24th July. Submit an idea for season three here! ✨ __________________________________________________________ Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Ep 37Bonus Episode 5: Medical Students
bonusThe gang reminisce . . . most of them. __________________________________________________________ We’re taking a brief midseason break! Regular episodes will return on 24th July. Be sure to catch our mid-season Q+A before then! You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨ __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari . Theme music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content warnings: reference to blood tests; fainting; public humiliation; second-hand embarrassment

Ep 36Bonus Episode 4: Performance Review
bonusAren’t you glad Computer isn’t transcribing this professional review? __________________________________________________________ We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect another bonus episode and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July! ✨ Submit your questions here! ✨ You can also submit an idea for season three here! __________________________________________________________ At the start of the episode, you heard my earnest love for Travelling Light by Monstrous Productions. Learn more here!! __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Theme music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org

Ep 3525. Calculated Risk
Date: 40/1/2733 Patient: Olea Aander, Adrilaen Patient ID: N/A ‘Hi, I’m about to have a heart attack.’ __________________________________________________________ We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect two bonus episodes and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July! ✨ Submit your questions here! ✨ You can also submit an idea for season three here! __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Dr Wifey as the Radio Announcer, AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and The Radio Announcer, Christopher Stoops as Olea Aander, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘[Comms ID Unavailable]’ and can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Airy whoosh into impact, electricity spark 4 by ZapSplat Couch creak, squeak, someone sitting down or movement by ZapSplat Metal lever pull, yank fast and lock 1 by ZapSplat Industrial metal hand cart very short pull or movement, metallic screech. Version 1 by ZapSplat Adhesive sticky tape rip 1 by ZapSplat Sticky tape strip handling with fingers 2 by ZapSplat Australia to UK mains plug adapter plug in 2 by ZapSplat Lifepak 12 touched.wav by residentsparking -- https://freesound.org/s/243638/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Typing on an iPhone.mp3 by Caitlin_100 -- https://freesound.org/s/365543/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 A mid heavy body fall. By ZapSplat Loose plastic object set down, rattle 3 by ZapSplat Hospital electronic monitor machine dull beeping, high pitched by ZapSplat Bone Break (Celery).wav by ralph.whitehead -- https://freesound.org/s/471594/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Air blow into plastic bag and inflate 2 by ZapSplat Vape sound 5 from FilmCow SFX Hand tap or slap wet skin 2 by ZapSplat Jewelry, Metal bracelet catch in hand by ZapSplat Latex rubber mask handling movements 1 by ZapSplat Electricity spark (sound design) 1 by ZapSplat finger snap 02.aiff by SoundCollectah -- https://freesound.org/s/109400/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Full open can of cola, lemonade or other soft drink set down then slide on table 1 by ZapSplat Content Warnings: Patient is insulting to staff members; ignoring medical advice; swearing

Ep 3324. Chromatophore
Date: 36/1/2733 Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur Patient ID: 2348739 Presenting Complaint: Star Map Pain Dr Adra has a long day. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Mechanic’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org App or voip software ringtone, electric piano style 2 by ZapSplat Soda beverage can, 250ml, pick up from floor 3 by ZapSplat Mug place down on surface by ZapSplat Mug slide or move on table by ZapSplat Content Warnings: Work-related trauma (undisclosed); reference to medical errors