The Top Three from Not The Bee

Welcome to the show! Tim Walz says he was chosen for his ability to "code talk" to men, The New York Times talks all about crosses, and a few housekeeping announcements about the show.

Welcome to the show! Canada blew it (Oh Canada), Spain goes green and then goes black, and an internet debate over whether or not 100 men could take on one gorilla has people super divided.

Welcome to the show! Trump wears a blue suit to the Pope's funeral and people are MAD, insurance companies are the worst, and Star Wars makes money when they make good movies.

Welcome to the show! Two judges are arrested for doing seemingly illegal things and the dems are big mad, and a man is lucky he didn't kill anyone after doing some pretty un-Disneylike things to a DisneyWorld menu.

Welcome to the show! President Trump is popular with every age demo but one, babies might start paying off, and the Amish come out strong to help a community in need.

Welcome to the show! Who are the frontrunners in line for Pope? We go over a few prominent names, then we head back to the U.S. for some truly hilarious words from Elizabeth Warren, and if a tree is chopped down illegally in California and there's no cop around, is it still illegal?

Welcome to the show! Pope Francis passes away, Colin Kaepernick throws his hat in the ring at 37, and a set of identical twins goes viral.

Welcome to the show! The media are confused about many things, the least of which is the concept of illegal versus legal immigration, a former child actor lands in hot water with the law, and a woman hatches the smartest plan yet to evade police.

Welcome to the show! Harvard doesn't want to comply with the Civil Rights Act, California is trying to stop people from stealing from self-checkout kiosks, and the IRS takes down a key part of their website...on tax day.

Welcome to the show! Mother Jones says your dog is bad for the environment, some female celebrities are mad at other female celebrities and this is the wold we live in, and a sportscaster has some pretty smooth moves.

Welcome to the show! A group of ladies go out to lunch and then to outer space, Gretchen Whitmer is somehow still recognizable even when she's covering her face with a blue folder, and Ed McMahon might not be showing up at your front door anytime soon.

Welcome to the show! Bill Maher meets Donald Trump and it goes better than you'd think, a new foe meets the mosquito, and a senior citizen takes on a wild gator.

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump continues to tango with tariffs, a couple's relaxing weekend ends with one person in jail, and KFC releases a plague among men.

Welcome to the show! Dire wolves are back...or are they? Jasmine Crockett says some pretty racist stuff, and you can collect cute old men in Japan, at least in trading-card form.

Welcome to the show! Democrats think it's ok to murder people you disagree with, a robotic horse is the stuff of nightmares, and a man tries to contact an uncontacted tribe for internet points.

Welcome to the show! Disney sets its sights on ruining another beloved childhood franchise, a man goes on a shooting spree because he doesn't like drug companies, and Val Kilmer passes away at the age of 65.

Welcome to the show! Canada slaps tariffs on manatee meat, Donald Trump hosts a worthy foe at the White House, and Cricket is a sport and it's coming to Oakland.

Welcome to the show! Right-wing candidate Marine La Pen is charged with being right-wing (not really, but it feels that way), a trio dines and dashes and then posts their crimes on social media, and a new baseball bat is sending the Yankees into Homersville.

Welcome to the show! Trump orders JD Vance to "de-wokeify" the Smithsonian, the guy who firebombed a Tesla dealership is not at all who you'd expect (just kidding, he's exactly who you'd expect), and a good dog gets one last ride.

Welcome to the show! Ghost guns parts get the axe from the Supreme Court, Napster (yes Napster!) sells for a bunch of money, and a diamond thief swallows his loot.

Welcome to the show! Trump says he's releasing all the Crossfire Hurricane files, a moment of silence for a deceased soccer player goes all wrong, and three teens steal a bunch of guns and then get caught in the most hilarious of ways.

Welcome to the show! Snow White releases to less than stellar reviews and box office dollars, Kamala polling well (let's go!), and a dog sells for a lot of dough.

Welcome to the show! Lefties are doxxing Tesla owners to fight fascism, San Fran pride parade loses big-name sponsors, and a four-year-old calls 911 after his mom commits quite the crime.

Welcome to the show! The New York Times wonders who was trying to cover up the origin of COVID, Trump's numbers are looking good, and another car ends up in the deep end.

Welcome to the show! The people in charge of Shakespeare's estate have white guilt, the high price of eggs is starting to crack, and a woman takes carpooling to a whole new level.

Welcome to the show! Mayor Pete and Rahm Emanuel hint at 2028 presidential runs, a man freaks out on a plane and swallows a rosary, and the price of corned beef has consumers turning a little green this year.

Welcome to the show! A U.N. climate summit means the death of thousands of trees in the Amazon rainforest, a man leaves his friends with an explosive gift after he dies, and a dog tries to kill his owner...with a gun.

Welcome to the show! Trump and Canada square off in another tariff-staring contest, a tornado touches down on a news station, and do you like Gene Simmons and have an extra $12 thousand lying around? Then we've got a story for you!

Welcome to the show! Libs are lighting up electric cars because they don't like Elon, Marco Rubio declares the deep dive into USAID finances mostly accomplished, and terror in the skies turns an Air India flight around after (almost) all of the lavatories go out of order.

Welcome to the show! A Wikipedia co-founder wants DOGE to look into possible government collusion with the mega-research conglomerate, Trumps builds that wall, and weeding out waste should definitely be a bi-partisan endeavor.

Welcome to the show! The Dems continue to melt down after Trump's speech, thieves steal the commandments, and a lady meets a scorpian at the airport.

Welcome to the show! A cheeto sells for a lot of dough, Donald Trump delivers a strong message to congress, and the world is getting larger and larger and not in a good way.

Welcome to the show! Oh boy! Tim Walz says he might run for president in 2028 and we are excited! Trump says no more aid to Ukraine, and SNL has a funny moment (surprise, surprise!).

Welcome to the show! Zelenskyy goes all in on being stupid, WaPo loses libs, and a bank error solves the national debt (not really).

2.27.25 Welcome to Episode 48! The WaPo gets some new editorial directives, Apple says Trump is a racist, and a long flight gets longer....

2.26.25 Welcome to the show! Kamala Harris delivers a true oratorical masterpiece, Star Wars kicks its boss to a galaxy far far away, and a Candy Crush addiction pays out.

On today's show, Joy Reid becomes Sad Reid, I'm forced to talk about Pokemon, and America's oldest mayor passes away.

Welcome to the show! Bernie Sanders launches an anti-oligarchy tour (oooook), Apple will soon let the British government spy on it's citizens, and scientists overcomplicate the hard-boiled egg.

Welcome to the show! L.A. Mayor Karen Bass passes the buck like a hot potato, a good pup passes on, and what do mummies smell like? Now we know.

Welcome to the show! The majority of Americans think USAID spends its dollars on waste and corruption, Disney ditches DEI, and the father of Nutella dies at 97.

Welcome to the show! A plane in Toronto lands belly up, Germany really hates free speech, and watch out for amputated fingers at your next BBQ!

Welcome to today's show! JD sets things on fire in Europe, no more men in dresses in the Army, and if you love someone set them free, if you hate someone, let a bear eat them in effigy.

A representative from Georgia proposes a fabulous new name for Greenland, people living in D.C. are trying to scoop up all the defense lawyers in the country, and egg, eggs, EGGS!

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Chuck Schumer tries to blow the whistle but Republicans beat him to the punch, a terrible man gets money from terrible people, and Michael Bay blows up...his social media page after he breaks into the Vatican.

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! People like what Trump is doing, no monument for Fauci, and body positivity goes too far.

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump bans pennies, a man punches a hole in a very dangerous place, and a man strikes gold at a garage sale.

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Democrats meltdown over unelected people firing other unelected people, eggs are a high commodity for thieves, and if you like guns, Florida is the state for you.

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Women want a moment of silence for January 6th, the city of Los Angeles is ok with people just blocking freeways for any reason and a flood museum is closed due to...flooding.

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Mexico and Canada folded like a cheaply made Mexican umbrella, Joe Biden heads to Hollywood and New York State is trying to crack down on ghosts (guns).

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Tariffs are hot hot hot hot right now, a man wanders into a lady doctor, and there's a chance Spiderman is real.