
The Top Three from Not The Bee
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1.30.25 I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Congressional Hearings!
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Democrats shout their way through another confirmation hearing, Trump may get his mug on Mt. Rushmore, and a picture is worth a thousand words or 83 bucks and a sad life lesson.
1.29.25 Orange Man Good
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. Trump issues his best executive order to date, ice cream trucks are NOT ICE trucks, and PETA wants you to eat a vegan cake.
1.28.25 A Tale Of Two Countries
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. El Salvador comes in clutch (are we still saying that?), CNN melts down over Trump's approval ratings, and it should go without saying, but don't hold giant parties for underage kids and give them beer, especially if you're a school administrator.
1.27.25 JD A Nazi?
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! JD Vance is a nazi because he thinks people should have kids, Target is chucking all its rainbow stuff, and don't label your bag with drugs "This Is Not A Bag With Drugs."
1.23.25 How To Win Friends And Terrorize People
Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Tom Homan gets to work, Antifa's gonna Antifa, and never dress up as an upside-down snow cone.
1.22.25 Our Own Homegrown Hero
Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! One of our own gets a presidential pardon, hell freezes over, and Panama burns a flag,
1.21.25 Pardon Me?
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. Biden pardons everything but the kitchen sink, the border just got a little tighter, and screaming at your problems won't make them go away.
1.20.25 Hail To The Chief
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump is now your president, yes even you Nancy Pelosi, The Federal Reserve pulls out of some globalist nonsense, and oh no! Those rats are high!
1.16.25 If You Build It, They Will Steal It
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. Walgreens can't handle the shoplifting free-for-all in San Fransisco, a sitting judge sends a colleague an unfortunate meme, and a new social media app won't let you be gay.
1.15.25 Trump's Fake Trial
Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Jack Smith convicts Trump in the court of public opinion, if you give a mouse a French theater he might stay for five weeks, and I wander into some pretty controversial territory.
1.14.25 No One's Buying Climate Change
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! CNN can't figure out why no one want to buy the climate change narrative, Biden wants to shoot owls, and a woman texts the wrong number in s drug deal with hilarious results.
1.13.25 Looters Gonna Loot
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Los Angeles faces hoards of looters, Jack Smith heads off into the sunset, and Biden thinks Kamala has a real chance to win...the 2024 election.
1.9.25 Rome Burns While Gavin Fiddles Around
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Southern California is on fire, Mexico send a shot across the bow, and a very important warning about...eating your Christmas tree.
1.8.25 Zuck Says "See Ya" To Censorship
Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Mark Zuckerberg downloads a soul, Trump might actually buy Greenland, and a man vanishes into the sewers in Virginia
1.7.25 Trudeau To Go
Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Justin Trudeau resigns, Kamala certifies her defeat, and teachers no longer have to know how to read in New Jersey. Listen to The Top Three From Not The Bee every Monday through Thursday. Check out Notthebee.com for more information about these and many other crazy, too-weird-to-be-true real stories.
1.6.25 A New Enron Scandal!
Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! A guy becomes the legitimate new CEO of Enron, a family receives its second New Year's surprise, and George Soros buys a medal.
1.2.25 The FBI Says No Terrorism
Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! The FBI rushes to say the tragic killings in a New Orleans rampage were NOT terrorism before saying it definitely WAS, a Cybertruck saves the day, and a teen girl goes after a rival goat.
1.1.25 Happy New Year To Everyone But Venezuelan Gang Members
Happy New Year and welcome to The Top Three At Not The Bee! Violent gang members try to bash their way through the southern border, a teen girl pays dearly for a five second Snapchat video, and a jawbreaker earns its name.
12.31.24 Mo Money Mo Biden
Welcome To The Top Three From Not The Bee and happy New Year's Eve! Joe Biden coughs up another $2.5 billion to Ukraine, Americans are in mountains of credit card debt, and vintage subway vigilantes make a come back.
12.30.24 A Farewell To Jimmy
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Former President Jimmy Carter passes away, current President Joe Biden fades away, and flaming balls of fire appear in the night sky.
12.26.24 A Modern-Day Miracle
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! A modern-day miracle saves a woman and her baby, an technical malfunction almost ruins Christmas, and a ship flips over.
12.25.24 Vandals Set Their Sites On A Giant Goat Statue
Welcome to a very special Top Three From Not The Bee and a very Merry Christmas! Today's Top Three is a tale of Christmas mystery, intrigue, and arson straight from the wintery wonderland of Sweden. And as an update and a small spoiler alert, as of right now, the Gavle Goat has survived 2024 and is still standing tall and proud. You go, giant grass goat statue.
12.24.24 Merry Christmas Eve And Some News
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! A police officer goes to great lengths to impress his girlfriend, a mega-yacht is costing the government millions, and Stonehenge is a little less mysterious these days.
12.23.24 A Congressional Retirement Home
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! A congresswoman goes missing and turns up in an assisted living home, an avocado bandit loses a fortune, and your air-fryer is spying on you.
S1 Ep 412.19.24 Ditch The Electoral College?
Welcome to today's Top Three From Not The Bee! The Democrats propose abolishing the Electoral College just for funsies, Kamala may be making a comeback, and a pair of beloved Christmas characters exchanges blows.
S1 Ep 312.18.24 America's Number One Whopper
Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Politifact thinks Trump told the year's biggest tall tale and Canada continues to be weird.
S1 Ep 212.17.24 Trudeau To Go?
Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Justin Trudeau may throw in the towel, Biden pays billions for leaky trucks, and the U.K. is facing a shortage of stout proportions.
S1 Ep 112.16.24 Makin' Em Pay Big
Welcome to Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump won big against ABC and an unexpected holiday addition to the U.S. Capitol debuted for the very first time.