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The Top Three from Not The Bee

The Top Three from Not The Bee

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1.30.25 I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Congressional Hearings!

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Democrats shout their way through another confirmation hearing, Trump may get his mug on Mt. Rushmore, and a picture is worth a thousand words or 83 bucks and a sad life lesson.

Jan 30, 20255 min

1.29.25 Orange Man Good

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. Trump issues his best executive order to date, ice cream trucks are NOT ICE trucks, and PETA wants you to eat a vegan cake.

Jan 29, 20255 min

1.28.25 A Tale Of Two Countries

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. El Salvador comes in clutch (are we still saying that?), CNN melts down over Trump's approval ratings, and it should go without saying, but don't hold giant parties for underage kids and give them beer, especially if you're a school administrator.

Jan 28, 20255 min

1.27.25 JD A Nazi?

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! JD Vance is a nazi because he thinks people should have kids, Target is chucking all its rainbow stuff, and don't label your bag with drugs "This Is Not A Bag With Drugs."

Jan 27, 20256 min

1.23.25 How To Win Friends And Terrorize People

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Tom Homan gets to work, Antifa's gonna Antifa, and never dress up as an upside-down snow cone.

Jan 23, 20255 min

1.22.25 Our Own Homegrown Hero

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! One of our own gets a presidential pardon, hell freezes over, and Panama burns a flag,

Jan 22, 20254 min

1.21.25 Pardon Me?

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. Biden pardons everything but the kitchen sink, the border just got a little tighter, and screaming at your problems won't make them go away.

Jan 21, 20254 min

1.20.25 Hail To The Chief

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump is now your president, yes even you Nancy Pelosi, The Federal Reserve pulls out of some globalist nonsense, and oh no! Those rats are high!

Jan 20, 20254 min

1.16.25 If You Build It, They Will Steal It

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. Walgreens can't handle the shoplifting free-for-all in San Fransisco, a sitting judge sends a colleague an unfortunate meme, and a new social media app won't let you be gay.

Jan 16, 20255 min

1.15.25 Trump's Fake Trial

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Jack Smith convicts Trump in the court of public opinion, if you give a mouse a French theater he might stay for five weeks, and I wander into some pretty controversial territory.

Jan 15, 20254 min

1.14.25 No One's Buying Climate Change

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! CNN can't figure out why no one want to buy the climate change narrative, Biden wants to shoot owls, and a woman texts the wrong number in s drug deal with hilarious results.

Jan 14, 20255 min

1.13.25 Looters Gonna Loot

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Los Angeles faces hoards of looters, Jack Smith heads off into the sunset, and Biden thinks Kamala has a real chance to win...the 2024 election.

Jan 13, 20255 min

1.9.25 Rome Burns While Gavin Fiddles Around

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Southern California is on fire, Mexico send a shot across the bow, and a very important warning about...eating your Christmas tree.

Jan 9, 20255 min

1.8.25 Zuck Says "See Ya" To Censorship

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Mark Zuckerberg downloads a soul, Trump might actually buy Greenland, and a man vanishes into the sewers in Virginia

Jan 8, 20254 min

1.7.25 Trudeau To Go

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Justin Trudeau resigns, Kamala certifies her defeat, and teachers no longer have to know how to read in New Jersey. Listen to The Top Three From Not The Bee every Monday through Thursday. Check out Notthebee.com for more information about these and many other crazy, too-weird-to-be-true real stories.

Jan 7, 20254 min

1.6.25 A New Enron Scandal!

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! A guy becomes the legitimate new CEO of Enron, a family receives its second New Year's surprise, and George Soros buys a medal.

Jan 6, 20255 min

1.2.25 The FBI Says No Terrorism

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! The FBI rushes to say the tragic killings in a New Orleans rampage were NOT terrorism before saying it definitely WAS, a Cybertruck saves the day, and a teen girl goes after a rival goat.

Jan 2, 20256 min

1.1.25 Happy New Year To Everyone But Venezuelan Gang Members

Happy New Year and welcome to The Top Three At Not The Bee! Violent gang members try to bash their way through the southern border, a teen girl pays dearly for a five second Snapchat video, and a jawbreaker earns its name.

Jan 1, 20254 min

12.31.24 Mo Money Mo Biden

Welcome To The Top Three From Not The Bee and happy New Year's Eve! Joe Biden coughs up another $2.5 billion to Ukraine, Americans are in mountains of credit card debt, and vintage subway vigilantes make a come back.

Dec 31, 20244 min

12.30.24 A Farewell To Jimmy

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Former President Jimmy Carter passes away, current President Joe Biden fades away, and flaming balls of fire appear in the night sky.

Dec 30, 20243 min

12.26.24 A Modern-Day Miracle

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! A modern-day miracle saves a woman and her baby, an technical malfunction almost ruins Christmas, and a ship flips over.

Dec 26, 20245 min

12.25.24 Vandals Set Their Sites On A Giant Goat Statue

Welcome to a very special Top Three From Not The Bee and a very Merry Christmas! Today's Top Three is a tale of Christmas mystery, intrigue, and arson straight from the wintery wonderland of Sweden. And as an update and a small spoiler alert, as of right now, the Gavle Goat has survived 2024 and is still standing tall and proud. You go, giant grass goat statue.

Dec 25, 20244 min

12.24.24 Merry Christmas Eve And Some News

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! A police officer goes to great lengths to impress his girlfriend, a mega-yacht is costing the government millions, and Stonehenge is a little less mysterious these days.

Dec 24, 20243 min

12.23.24 A Congressional Retirement Home

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! A congresswoman goes missing and turns up in an assisted living home, an avocado bandit loses a fortune, and your air-fryer is spying on you.

Dec 23, 20243 min

S1 Ep 412.19.24 Ditch The Electoral College?

Welcome to today's Top Three From Not The Bee! The Democrats propose abolishing the Electoral College just for funsies, Kamala may be making a comeback, and a pair of beloved Christmas characters exchanges blows.

Dec 19, 20243 min

S1 Ep 312.18.24 America's Number One Whopper

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Politifact thinks Trump told the year's biggest tall tale and Canada continues to be weird.

Dec 18, 20244 min

S1 Ep 212.17.24 Trudeau To Go?

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Justin Trudeau may throw in the towel, Biden pays billions for leaky trucks, and the U.K. is facing a shortage of stout proportions.

Dec 17, 20243 min

S1 Ep 112.16.24 Makin' Em Pay Big

Welcome to Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump won big against ABC and an unexpected holiday addition to the U.S. Capitol debuted for the very first time.

Dec 16, 20244 min