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The Yankees bounced back from Thursday’s nightmare loss in the Field of Dreams game and won both games in Chicago over the weekend. Boone tried his best to mismanage the pen but Albert Abreu and Wandy saved the day. Aaron Judge is locked in right now and it’s scary. Joey Gallo had a huge night on Saturday when we needed it most. Nestor Cortes Jr. absolutely shoved on Sunday out pitching Giolito en route to a W. The Yankees get some big time reinforcements back this week as the Sox come to town. We break it all down and more on today’s show. Outro Song: “Lazy Days” via APM Music LibraryYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

Welp. The Field Of Dreams happened. It was really awesome for 8 and a half innings, then Tim Anderson ruined it all. Hubbs, Tommy and Marty jumped on the podcast to break down everything that happened Thursday night in Iowa. Outro Song: “Sparkling Water” via APM Music LibraryYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees took two of three from the Royals capping off a 10-3 stretch that they desperately needed. Covid continues to screw them but guys like Tyler Wade and Luke Voit have stepped up. Is Tyler Wade good finally? Monday’s game was completely drunk including 4 blown saves. Rougned Odor’s 3rd base defense is a problem. Field of Dreams game is on Thursday and Andrew Heaney is on the bump of course. Everyone pray. Outro Song: “Life's A Beach” via APM Music LibraryYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees took 3 of 4 from the Mariners this weekend it what was a great series for the boys. Great pitching, clutch hits, awesome comebacks have the Yankees making a charge up the standings. Couldn’t get the sweep on Sunday but Luis Gil continues to be incredible to start his MLB career. Unfortunately Anthony Rizzo has covid because of course he does and he’ll be down for a little bit. Aroldis Chapman also is on the IL with possibly Gleyber to follow. The hits just keep on coming. Luke Voit is back and we talk about his role for the rest of the season. Stephen Ridings continues to impress out of the pen. Andrew Heaney grinded on Saturday but we still want no part of him, especially in the Field of Dreams game vs. the White Sox. Joey Gallo had a big weekend including his massive 3 run bomb signature moment on Thursday to give the Yanks a late lead. We talk about it all and more on today’s show. Outro Song: “All Summer” via APM Music LibraryYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

We have an awesome interview with Yankee great David Wells! The 98 team, being traded a bunch, fighting with George Steinbrenner, and drinking with David Cone. Also, the Yankees young guns continued to flex their muscles this week. The offense exploded for 23 runs the last two games when we needed them. Luis Gil made his MLB debut and shined. Stephen Ridings followed and was incredible. Where have these people been? Tommy and Mush think Hubbs is weird, plus intern Noah was turned Italian!!! Outro Song: “Getaway” via APM Music LibraryYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees debut of Anthony Rizzo was nothing short of spectacular. This man did everything, leading to the Yankees actually sweeping a baseball team. Homers on Friday and Saturday along with the clutch game tying hit on Sunday. We’re ready for the Yankees to extend him. Jameson Taillon capped off an unreal July with another great start. Jordan Montgomery also continues to deal and has quietly put together a great 2021. We’ve fallen in love with Clay Holmes. Brett Gardner cannot be the starting CF if this team wants to do something. We do a bullpen trust tree at the end of the show. Outro Song: “Edm Euphoria A” (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees traded for Anthony Rizzo and Joey Gallo out of absolutely nowhere. Insanity. Brian Cashman has gone nuclear with more moves to come. We break it all down and more on today’s show!!! Outro Song: “Glowing Inspiration” (via APM Music LibraryYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

Yankees lost in devastating fashion Thursday and Sunday. Chad Green’s blown save. Kriske’s wild pitch bonanza. Lasagna’s implosion. Boone mismanaging as bad as it gets. It’s equally as expected and surprising at this point. Pure sadness. We recap it all, then Tommy goes on a bizarre rant about evolution out of nowhere. Outro Song: “As The Sun Sets“ (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees somehow won both games against the Phillies and head to Boston with some out of nowhere momentum. Ryan LaMarre was the hero Wednesday night with his walk off hit in the 10th. Someone named Asher started the game for the Yankees. We wonder why Nick Nelson is still on this roster. Hoy Park was sent down without getting any sort of chance. Rougned Odor continues to come up with huge hits. Chapman’s nail continues to be a giant issue, but he’s pitching better lately at least. Greg Allen is a force in this lineup. Boone continues to make no sense with his handling of Chad Green. We also break down how we’d handle the Joker showing up mid-game and running down the aisle of seats. All that and more on today’s pod. Outro Song: “Feeling Alive” (via APM Music)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees took 2 of 3 against the Red Sox this weekend with guys like Trey Amburgey, Chris Gittens, Hoy Park, Timmy Locastro, and Greg Allen running the show. They brought speed, heart, and a knowledge of what to do in a baseball game and it was awesome. Gerrit Cole and Jameson Taillon were very good over the weekend as well which helped. Rougned Odor is everywhere and we're all about it. Tommy goes on to make an outrageous prediction. A fan threw a ball at Alex Verdugo on Saturday and we rip him for doing so. A-Rod doesn’t know where Joey Gallo would play on this team full of AAA guys. Jasson Dominguez doesn’t know how to slide and that needs to change fast. Tommy is confusing people in elevators. We also talk Ugandan Olympics somehow. All that and more on today’s show. Outro Song: “In My Bones“ via APM Music LibraryYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

As we put Sunday's horrific loss behind us, we look ahead towards the Yankees' upcoming homestand against the Red Sox and Phillies (with varying levels of optimism). We discuss the Home Run Derby and All-Star Game, as well as give our predictions for when Jasson Dominguez will have his first game in pinstripes. We also give a midseason update on our prop bets from the beginning of the season and see who is currently in the lead. And Tommy rants about elevators and plagiarism. Welcome to the second half. Outro Song: "Energize Me" (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees had their REAL worst loss of the season on Sunday in Houston, blowing a 7-2 lead in the ninth capped off by a walk-off HR from, you guessed it, Jose Altuve. The way this team manages to find new and creative ways to crush our spirits is truly evil. All the positive vibes from Nestor's solid start on Friday and a complete-game shutout from Gerrit Cole on Saturday, gone. Everything sucks. See you all in the second half!!! Outro Song: "High and Low" (Instrumental ver.) (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees lost their subway series to the Mets at the stadium this week. Aroldis Chapman might be the worst pitcher in baseball right now but Boone continues to use him as the closer in an act of sabotage. The Yankees manager’s excuse for pulling Chad Green on Sunday was embarrassing. Gerrit Cole continues to suck in the post sticky substance era and we voice our concerns. Cole also gave another terrible answer in a presser and we think he needs some extreme PR 101 lessons. Who is the new closer of this team? Nestor needs a bigger role. Who do you keep in a rebuild? All this and more on today’s show. Outro song: "Take Control" (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory against the Angels, suffering one of the worst regular season losses in a long time. Aaron Boone also decided to sit both Judge and Gio in a crucial game against Ohtani because that's just what smart managers do. Nothing can go right for this team. Outro song: "Fire Flames" (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

Swept by the Sox. Cole was rocked. No one got the big hit. The Yankees are simply not a good team. Outro Song: “House For Sale” (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees took two of three over the Royals and are 40-34 on the year as they head to Boston for a big weekend. Luke Voit is back and mashing like the beast we know him to be. Wednesday’s game might very well be the win of the year. Gary remains red hot and continues to push for an ASG spot. Cole was good once again on Tuesday but Lasagna and Chapman really struggled this week. More concerns for Aroldis for sure. The new sticky substance checks were put into this place week and were a disaster. We break it all down and more with DMs to close out the show. Outro Song: “Pop Chocolate” (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees refuse to stop turning triple plays. Some would say they’re obsessed with it and we expect a rule change at some point to stop them. The Yankees not only won a weekend game but also took the series against the A’s. Gary Sanchez remains scorching hot and it’s awesome. Good baseball is finally being played just when they needed it most. Gio survived splinters to the eye and we cringe at the thought of it happening to us. Johnny Lasagna deserves an All Star spot no questions asked. Luke Voit returns Tuesday. Outro Song: “Let Me Have You For Tonight” (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees have won both games to start the Jays series in Buffalo. Gary Sanchez stays fire hot at the plate, hitting a massive go ahead homer late on Wednesday. Gerrit Cole was very good for 8 innings and then further voiced his frustration with MLB’s stupid new sticky substance rules. Cashman had some interesting quotes about Boone. Giancarlo is trying to play the outfield next month. Yankee Stadium is re-opening with full capacity on Friday. We talk about all that and more including a breakdown of how stupid Rob Manfred continues to be on this episode. Outro Song: “Life Here Now Forever” (Via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees continued their misery of a season by getting swept in Philly over the weekend. Is Jamo a reliever for this team? Sevy might be dead. Boone got pissed off by a Bryan Hoch question. Giancarlo didn’t play the outfield this weekend because the Yankees don’t care about the regular season. Hubbs has a theory about sleep and Trevor Bauer stinks. Plus Tommy now has a dog and is a grill master? Outro Song: "In Trouble” (Via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

With tons of scrutiny and controversy surrounding our ace, angry Gerrit Cole showed up in Minnesota and shut up Josh Donaldson. Cole threw the hardest he’s ever thrown in his career as he answered the bell and helped the Yanks get another win in Minnesota. The bats are cooking and it’s refreshing to watch. The guys discuss how Andujar needs to play everyday and how Gary needs more playing time given how hot he currently is. Yankee Stadium is finally increasing their capacity almost back to full strength and we’re ecstatic. Pete Alonso has a wild conspiracy about the jucied/deaded baseballs and we debate how many people have seen the movie The Wizard of Oz. Outro Song: "Got a Feeling” (Via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

Rock bottom reached a new low as the Yankees were swept by the Red Sox at home this weekend. Boone refused to get ejected Sunday Night despite the Yankees suffering from one of the worst strike 3 call you’ll ever see that sent the game into extras. Phil Nevin and Marcus Thames lost their minds, but our manager did nothing as usual. Boone also believes hitting into double plays is a thing a good team does. That’s a real quote. DJ LeMahieu’s struggles continue to mount. No one can hit besides Judge really and Gleyber in the clutch. Stanton sat on Sunday after Boone promised he would play the entire series. Jamo was pretty good on Saturday but fell victim to no run support. Hubbs rants about the Altuve chants at the stadium. Luis Severino made a rehab start and was pretty good! All that and more on this therapeutic episode of The Short Porch!!! Outro Song: "Run to You” (Via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

After Monday’s 4th straight loss the Yankees woke up and managed to split their 4 game series with the Rays. Clint Frazier and Miguel Andujar are really starting to hit. Montgomery turned in another good start. Of course the base running issues continue to make us wanna lose our minds and that falls on Boone. Aaron Judge played CF, we talk about how much that worries us. The Mets have gone to 90% fully vaccinated sections while the Yankees do nothing as the Red Sox come to town. Boone got ejected but it was horrible timing. Nick Nelson shouldn’t be in the big leagues. Gardner kinda stuck it to Hubbs but still sucks. Oh and Hubbs almost made Tommy orgasm with a stat that will blow your mind!!! Outro Song: "Having the Time of My Life” (Via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees were swept by the Tigers. Not even sure how that’s possible. They’ve scored 3 runs or less in 30 games this year which has only been done by the Pirates. Everything is bad and Boone gives us the same crap again. No one hits. No one has life. We’re all sad. Outro Song: "Here With You” (Via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

Fresh off his no-hitter, Corey Kluber is headed to the IL for months. Luke Voit follows him after straining his oblique. At least the Knicks won a playoff game so we start the show with that. Otherwise we’re trying to spin zone the injuries. Get ready for a lot of Mike King, Deivi, Ford, Andujar, and maybe Gittens. Clint is showing signs of life which would be helpful and Stanton is ready to come off the IL on Friday. The injuries have arrived, let’s buckle up. Also, what is Tommy’s night out like these days and how does he plan to attack this summer!!! Outro Song: "Higher” (Via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees starting pitchers have now thrown 35 consecutive scoreless innings of baseball. Not too bad for a group that was labeled bums by White Sox Dave earlier this year. Montgomery twirled the game of his life on Friday night and the Yankees turned a triple play out of their ass. Great defense all weekend by the boys. Aaron Judge picked up his first ever walk off on Sunday as Liam Hendriks wanted nothing to do with throwing strikes. Great sweep for the Bronx Bombers as they’ve now won 17 of their last 22 games. We’re feeling good. Also Go Knicks. Outro Song: "Let's Go” (Via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees take 3 of 4 in Texas to cap off a 7-3 road trip. They’ve won 6 straight series behind some excellent starting pitching from Kluber and Domingo. Is Aroldis Chapman a serious Cy Young candidate? We ask again, is Gio the guy you want up at the plate with the game on the line. The answer might be obvious now. The Yankees OF is depleted and we scroll through the list of available targets they should go after. The Texas Rangers camera angle is stupid and is the reason Gerrit Cole struggled on Monday. We tackle how stupid it is that MSG is going to 75% capacity while the Yankees are stuck at 33%. Also our excitement for the upcoming 6-part Jeter documentary coming out next year. And lastly we rip apart Tony La Russa, although Tommy thinks he might be good for baseball in a weird backwards way. All that and more on today’s Short Porch!!! Outro Song: "High Fidelity” (Via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

For the first time in the 21st Century, a New York Yankee has thrown a no-hitter. Corey Kluber no hit the Texas Rangers tonight, and the haters are absolutely furious. The boys hopped on Zoom to give their instant reaction to the historic accomplishment. Full Episode coming Thursday, Outro Song: “All I Want Is Sunshine” (Via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees won another series this weekend, taking 2 of 3 over the Orioles. Sunday’s game was a bit of a mess and left us with a sour taste in our mouth, but a series victory is a series victory. Gleyber has covid and Hicks is on the IL with a wrist injury while Stanton sits with quad tightness so we’re not exactly all sunshine and roses. Hubbs rants on Tyler Wade for a bit after Sunday Night Baseball gave him some shine. Aaron Judge might be back to 2017 form and it’s very appreciated. TJ went to the Trop with Tank and Duggs and talked about his experience in that hell hole. We’re onto Texas. Outro Song: “The Music Makes Me Dance” (Via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

Gerrit Cole murdered the Rays on Wednesday night, completely dismantling them while on the mound. The Yankees also got a great start from Jordan Montgomery and have won a series at the Trop for the first time in 2 years. The team is also dealing with a covid outbreak among the coaching staff so there’s that. We discuss in depth the pronunciation of the letter “o” and Tommy forgets what rhyming is for a second. Also does Marty have any friends outside Barstool. We also have a great interview with Yankees pitcher Mike King. The Yankees are 20-16 and closing in on 1st place. Enjoy the episode!!! Outro Song: “Giving Up On Love” (Via apm Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees finish off their 7-2 homestead with a Giancarlo Stanton walk off hit off Brad Hand. Starting pitchers continue to come up strong for this team and they’re winning again. Mush and Hubbs break it all down. The Yankees have a fella in Single A who is hitting the piss out of the ball and it’s insane. Luke Voit returns on Tuesday for a massive series with Tampa. We’re feeling good once again. Happy Mother's Day. Outro Song: “Spin Around” (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The cheating Astros made their long awaited return to the Bronx, and it did not disappoint. Hubbs and Tommy recap the eventful series: the crazy first inning of Tuesday, mentally dominating Altuve (until Thursday), Giancarlo's hot streak, Dusty Baker not shutting up, and more. We also might want Albert Pujols on the Yankees even though it's a terrible idea. Outro Song: “You Got Me Burning Up” (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The lowest team ERA in the American League belongs to the New York Yankees. The boys snapped out of it and swept the Tigers this weekend behind some lights out pitching. Gerrit Cole continues to do things that have never been done before. Jamo found himself and earned his first win in two years. Kluber shoved for 8 innings on Sunday in magnificent fashion. Judge and Stanton are on fire. Blake Lively even became a Yankee fan on Friday because they were playing so well. Big series against the Astros on Tuesday. We also discuss aliens and simulation theory. Thanks to everyone for supporting the Pod through our first 250 episodes. The best is yet to come. Outro Song: “Real Love” (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

Mike Tauchman was traded for Wandy Peralta. The Yanks split with the O’s. Pitching looked pretty good all weekend but the Thursday loss really put a damper on everything. Higgy is the guy now which is great but Tyler Wade is still a thing somehow. We’re all over the place today plus Aaron Rodgers wants out of Green Bay and Hubbs is furious. Outro Song: “I Said It Is Over” (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees messed around and actually played some good baseball this weekend, taking 3 of 4 in Cleveland. Hubbs found a magic bracelet and plans to use its powers to steer this season back on course. Gerrit Cole was magnificent in his duel against Shane Bieber. Rougned Odor’s bat drop stole our hearts. Aroldis Chapman and the bullpen continued to dazzle. Nick Nelson stinks and is being sent down. The guys discuss their frustration on the Mike King situation, Gleyber’s improvements after being underfire, and much more. Outro Song: “Never Let It Go” (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees split their series with the Braves and come away not feeling any better about themselves. The offense is abysmal, never stringing together any sort of momentum or hope. Gleyber Torres is as bad as thought can possibly imagine. Boone continues his stupid run of clichés that only further piss off the fanbase. Mike Ford was promoted and made a few nice plays while also rocking a killer stache. Taillon and Kluber showed improvements. Still, the offense does nothing. Everything is bad. We are sad. At least the Knicks are good. Outro Song: “Can I Take You There” (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees suck. Swept by the Rays. Same old story. Didn’t hit at all, didn’t pitch when they had to and couldn’t field a damn thing all weekend. Is Aaron Boone actually on the hot seat? Aaron Hicks is the most lost player in baseball right now but hit 3rd again on Sunday because why not? Clint Frazier’s struggles continue. Fans threw baseballs on the field on Friday. Nothing is good. The Knicks are everything the Yankees are not and it’s stunning to see. Come bathe in our misery with us! Outro Song - “Take You Down” (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees continue to not play baseball well in any facet. The team’s OPS is the lowest it’s been since 1989. The starting pitchers besides Gerrit Cole can’t pitch. No one can run the bases. Jay Bruce somehow continues to play first base and it’s way past insanity at this point. Kluber is bad. Taillon struggled. No one can really hit. Aaron Boone refuses to get ejected. Did we say Jay Bruce keeps playing? Nothing is good. Also, A-Rod bought the Timberwolves and Anthony Edwards doesn’t know who he is. The Rays bragged about their AL champion rings. Did Producer TJ pay to play for his state championship team? We end the show with listener voicemails who also share our dismay of Jay Bruce and this team. Happy Birthday to TJ’s Dad. Outro Song - "Lifted Love" (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees avoided the sweep in Tampa thanks to some heroics from Rougned Odor. We’re not actually sure if Aaron Boone knows what it means to name a guy the starting LF of the team because Clint Frazier barely played this weekend. Aaron Hicks continues to be an atrocity but still is the 3 hitter for some Godforsaken reason. The Thairo Estrada era is officially over. Tyler Wade was sent down, as was Domingo. We break down the whole weekend and more on this episode of The Short Porch!!! Outro Song - "Call it Love" (via APM Music Library)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

Gerrit Cole struck out 13 Orioles in one of his most dominant starts as a Yankee. The guys break down how great it is to have this man in pinstripes being the ace of this team. Jay Bruce did some baseball things and Mush isn’t impressed. The Yankees made a surprise for Rougned Odor and the guys try to make sense of it. Hubbs continues his push to make Derek Dietrich a thing. Jordan Montgomery pitched a gem himself on Monday. Giancarlo blasted a grand slam and politely told every fan booing him to shut up. Hubbs also went to a Yankee game to see Jamo pitch! Outro Song: Fat Lip - Sum 41You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

First weekend of Yankees baseball is in the books and no one besides Gary and Clint can hit. The good news is that the pitching has been awesome, especially Loaisiga and Green. Almost no offense though which is a problem. The guys are done with the Aaron Hicks 3 hole experiment. We break down Kluber and Domingo first starts as well. Sure it’s early but that sucked. We check with the rest of the AL East and our friends in Chicago who apparently mourned the death of Eloy Jimenez even though he’s very alive. Baseball is back! Outro Song: Dani California by Red Hot Chili Peppers x Say So by Doja Cat - KOOZE MixYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees lost on Opening Day and refused to get a hit with runners in scoring position. Utter refusal. The bullpen looked great, Cole was solid as usual, but the offense was lifeless minus a Gary Sanchez two run bomb. We break it all down including Luke Voit’s torn meniscus on this today’s show. Also, Hubbs and Marty go at each other over whose eating habits are worse. We’re at each other’s heads already! Outro Song: Mike Posner - Please Don’t GoYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

We are one week away from Yankees Opening Day. The boys break down the last few days of Spring Training including an update on Justin Wilson and Clarke Schmidt injuries. Everyone goes through a list of props and gives their predictions for the 2021 season. We’re all over the place as usual. Plus Trevor Bauer got rocked and said he wasn’t trying. Also White Sox Dave gave another moronic take on the Yankees pitchers, this time Corey Kluber. That and more on today’s episode! Outro Song: Wheatus - Teenage DirtbagYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The boys gather in studio this week to discuss the Yankees pitching staff's red hot streak during Spring Training, the pro's and con's of Domingo German returning to form, how Jordan Montgomery slots into the rotation, and what other pitchers may make an impact at the major league level this season. Other topics include the upcoming March Madness Basketball tournament, and the ever changing battle for the bench spots on the Yankees roster. Producer Jake from Barstool Bench Mob fills in as producer today while TJ is on a flight to Chicago for this weekend's gambling livestreams, which Marty roasts him for even though he literally only made the gate by 15 minutes. All this and so much more on this week's show! Outro Song: Fall Out Boy - Dance, DanceYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

Pinstripe Dan aka Barstool Big Cat makes his debut on The Short Porch. We give our Mount Rushmore of all time Yankees who earned their pinstripes then we talk about the current team and how we’re feeling heading into the 2021 season. Before we talk to Pinstripe Dan, Tommy and Hubbs touch on the Zack Britton injury and how the Yankees bullpen will manage. The Mets practiced celebrating the World Series. The Rangers are going full capacity fans to start the season. Also Blake Snell speaks on the new baseball and how it’s going to change the game! Interview with Big Cat starts at 32:31 Outro Song: Skizzy Mars - NumbYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

Yankees spring training is off and running. Mike King made a start and throws really hard now. Cole and Taillon made appearances and Jamo has us very excited. Gary hit a ball that might still be going. There’s an interesting battle going on between Tauchman, Dietrich, and Jay Bruce for a roster spot. Aaron Boone has a pacemaker put in and we wish him well. The guys debate what their lineup would look like if they were manager. YES has a new score bug. And we close with voicemails including one about which Yankee would win Survivor between the team!!! Outro Song: Post Malone - Only Wanna Be With You (Pokémon 25 Version)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

Big news in Yankee world, Aaron Judge has new teeth. So does Hubbs and so does Marty. The boys debate the dentist and how weird Hubbs is for what he wear when gets dental work done. Also, Brett Gardner is coming back to the Yankees. How will he screw up Clint Frazier’s season? The boys debate. Clarke Schmidt became the first victim of the season to the injury bug. How bad is it? The cloud hovering over Domingo German only grows bigger and his teammates weigh in after the pitcher addressed the team. That idiot White Sox Dave called out the Yankees rotation, only to forget his own squad is shaky as can be. We also give a Top Shot update as Tommy somehow continues to lose money in something that only profits! Outro Song: Daft Punk - One More TimeYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

We had new Yankees pitcher Jameson Taillon on the show today. We talk how he found out he was going to be a Yankee. His fascinating relationship with Gerrit Cole and what they’ve been doing since he was traded. How weird pitchers are. His obsession with coffee. Juiced balls. Tommy John surgery. Overcoming cancer. And much more!!! Outro Song: ILLENIUM, Jon Bellion - Good Things Fall ApartYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

Governor Cuomo is letting fans back into New York stadiums. Spring Training is right around the corner. Rob Manfred is messing with baseballs again. Tommy won Surviving Barstool. Mush has new tooth and they’re insane. We’re all over the place in this week’s episode but baseball is back next week! Outro Song: Mazare & RUNN - Where Do We Go (VIP Edit)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

On this week’s show we’re joined by the number 1 MLB reporter in all the universe Jeff Passan. We start off talking about his new story surrounding the tale of Drew Robinson. It’s powerful, important, and inspiring to those battling mental health issues right now. It’s ok to not be okay. After that conversation we bug Jeff about Jasson Dominguez, the Yankees offseason, breaking stories, and Aaron Judge’s future. Before the interview we recap Surviving Barstool so far as well Cashman absolutely destroying Gary Sanchez after the catcher wasn’t sure why he was benched last October! Outro Song: Porter Robinson - Look at the SkyYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch

The Yankees have quietly turned around their offseason pretty nicely. Jameson Taillon and Darren O’Day join DJ LeMahieu and Corey Kluber as the Bronx Bombers recent moves. The guys break it all down including the Ottavino Red Sox trade as well as Tanaka heading back to Japan. Also the Baseball HOF continues to be a joke and let zero people in for the 2021 class. Hubbs also thinks he found a way to get rich and the group attempt to understand the stock market! Outro Song: San Holo - Light (Crankdat Remix)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch