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Seth’s In-Law Nightmare Explodes – “Heather Needs a Break From You!”

Apr 16, 20261h 7m

Giant Balls, Thrown Ham & 100s of Korean Hookers!

Seth and Chris kick off with the full Star-Spangled Banner, then dive straight into zero-filter chaos: Easter ham disasters, Sydney Sweeney’s upcoming ass-up OnlyFans scenes, wrestling dirt on Nick Nemeth and Hulk Hogan’s Netflix special, and Chris dropping the most unhinged military sex stories you’ll ever hear on a podcast. From Seth’s croquet-ball-sized medical nightmare and his wife chucking an $20 Easter ham in the trash because of bad instructions, to Chris confessing he banged hundreds of Korean hookers with zero protection during his Army days, this episode is pure CMS unhinged gold. They roast Jake Underwood’s health lectures, rave about Dave Landau’s new show, touch on the Iran mess, and finish with a live tour of Edwin’s restaurant with Tony Massaccio plus a custom Seth Williams anthem. Raw, funny, and zero apologies — exactly what you expect from The Seth Williams Show.ON THIS EPISODE: 00:00:06 - National Anthem & Show Banter00:02:54 - Greetings, Marcus Off, Rumble Strategy00:05:02 - “Talk About Pussy” Text & Sydney Sweeney Euphoria Hype00:05:52 - Wrestling Talk: Nick Nemeth, TNA, Hulk Hogan Netflix Special00:08:18 - Easter Stories & AI Blow-Up Doll Graphics00:10:06 - Locals App Promo00:12:30 - Seth’s Ham Catastrophe: Wife Throws It in the Trash00:16:31 - Wifely Duties, Birth Control Jokes & Orthodox Easter00:17:53 - Jake’s Health Lectures & Weight Rant00:24:05 - Dave Landau’s “Stu & Dave Do America” Show00:26:46 - Iran Ceasefire Chaos & Middle East Politics00:30:05 - Blackout Coffee Ad00:40:12 - Chris Akin’s Korea Hooker Confessions (Hundreds, No Rubber)00:46:21 - Tony Massaccio Live at Edwin’s Restaurant Tour00:58:40 - Custom Seth Williams Anthem Outro This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Apr 9, 20261h 1m

Does The Botched Artemis 2 Launch Prove That NASA's 1969 Moon Landing Was The Ultimate Industrial Lie?

Stop waiting in line and get instant access to every show, advance interviews, and exclusive bonus content for just $4.99 at https://classicmetalshow.locals.com.Is your life being managed by a script you didn’t write? From the suspicious timing of “new variants” to the sudden explosion of massive data centers in the Ohio heartland, the pieces of a much larger puzzle are starting to fit together. Seth and Chris tear into the reality of a world that feels increasingly like a simulation designed to keep you compliant. Don’t just sit there—get on the inside before the shutters go down for good.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comFEATURED ON THIS EPISODE:* THE LUNAR HOAX: Why NASA’s “test runs” in 2026 make the 1969 landing look like a Hollywood soundstage production.* THE SURVEILLANCE GRID: The truth behind the massive data centers popping up in Ohio and their link to AI control.* LOCKDOWN 2.0: Deep-diving into the “Cicada” variant and why the “6-foot rule” was always a psychological experiment.* THE AI REPLACEMENT: Which industries are about to be wiped off the map by 2027 and how to stay valuable.THE SETH SHOW MALL🔥 SPONSOR GEAR:* Van Halen F.U.C.K. Box Set: https://amzn.to/4l600Lh* Black Sabbath 70-75 Vinyl: https://amzn.to/4oUeEIg* Metallica LOAD Vinyl: https://amzn.to/4fjGnOw📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:* Cause & Effect Metallica: https://amzn.to/4fjrLzN🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:* CMS Hail and Snore Pillow: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/hail-and-snore-pillow(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)STANDARD CAP FOOTER* Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakin* Substack (Audio Feed): * Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks* Saturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Apr 2, 20261h 2m

Why is Don Jamieson the Last National Act to Play This Iconic Club?

Seth Williams and Chris Akin aren’t here to play by the rules or read from a corporate script. In this raw, unedited session, the guys are joined by special guest and comedian Don Jamieson to pull back the curtain on the “death” of the legendary Funny Stop. Between Seth’s “swollen ball syndrome” updates and the arrival of restaurant reporter Tony Musachio from the new and improved SHOOTERS, this is the high-octane chaos the mainstream media is too terrified to broadcast. If you want the truth from a comedy veteran who has seen it all, you’re in the right place.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com👉 Get Don Jamieson’s HELL BENT FOR LAUGHTER Here: https://amzn.to/3NBSfClFeatured On This Episode:Special Guest Don Jamieson: The comedy vet discusses being the final national headliner at the Funny Stop.The Death of Local Comedy: Don Jamieson breaks down the reality of closing iconic rooms.The “Gateway Band” Theory: Don and the guys debate how to indoctrinate friends into Death Metal.The Great Podcast Wars: Why some creators, including former partners, are more interested in drama than jokes.Tony Musachio’s Kitchen Tour: A live look at the “new and improved” Shooters in the Flats.🔥 SPONSOR GEAR:Black Sabbath Sabotage Box: https://amzn.to/45gHgDcRatt Atlantic Years Box: https://amzn.to/4m0HxkNDream Theater 93-99: https://amzn.to/43I4br5📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:...And Other Things I Should Not Say...: https://amzn.to/48v3YVf🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:CMS iPhone Tough Case: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/iphone-tough-case-1451(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakinSubstack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocksSaturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Mar 25, 20261h 4m

Was the St. Patrick’s Day Meteor a Secret Weapons Test Over Ohio?

The world is getting weirder by the hour, and most of you are just watching the “Cavaliers game” while the foundation of the country is being dismantled. Seth and Chris dive into the deep end today, questioning why we are more concerned with political optics than the actual life-and-death consequences of industry lies. From the “vaccine” debate that just got Seth banned from YouTube in 35 seconds to the terrifying reality of what’s actually coming across our borders, this isn’t the script you’ll hear on the evening news. We’re pulling back the curtain on the “expert” class and asking the questions they’ve deemed illegal to answer.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comFEATURED ON THIS EPISODEThe 35-Second Ban: Why the mere mention of vaccine research triggers immediate censorship on major platforms.The “Operation Warp Speed” Betrayal: Seth’s brutal take on why even his “MAGA” allies are wrong about Trump’s medical legacy.The 7-Ton Near Miss: A massive meteor just shook Northeast Ohio, and the lack of warning should terrify you.The DMZ Reality Check: Chris explains why America is the most “lax” nation on earth compared to the rest of the civilized world.🔥 SPONSOR GEAR:Van Halen 76-92 Collection: https://amzn.to/4oaeFqrBlack Sabbath 70-75 Box Set: https://amzn.to/4oUeEIgGhost Papa Emeritus IV Funko: https://amzn.to/4fk5sJr📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:...And Other Things I Should Not Say...: https://amzn.to/48v3YVf🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:CMS Hail and Snore Pillow: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/hail-and-snore-pillow(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakinSubstack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocksSaturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Mar 18, 20261h 4m

Will Seth’s Desperation Drive Him To Radical Solutions?

Seth Williams is back, and he’s carrying a weight—literally—that would break a lesser man. After a month of silence, the truth about his “ball region” comes to light, and it’s a medical nightmare that sounds like a dark comedy sketch. If you think you’ve had a bad week, wait until you hear about the driveway disaster that nearly ended in a rural hostage situation.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comFeatured On This Episode:- The “Watermelon” Medical Mystery: Five weeks of swelling that doctors can’t (or won’t) fix.- The Driveway From Hell: Why an ice cream delivery turned into a two-hour mud-trap nightmare.- Fear Factor Realism: Chris explains why Johnny Knoxville’s new era is the only thing worth watching.- The “Seth Rule”: Why amusement parks might need a new weight—and girth—requirement.🛒 The CAP MallBlack Sabbath 70-75: https://amzn.to/4oUeEIgMetallica LOAD Vinyl: https://amzn.to/4fjGnOwDef Leppard Pyromania 40th: https://amzn.to/46AhFaB📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:Call Me Chris: https://amzn.to/4aFj8Ni🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:CMS iPhone Tough Case: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/iphone-tough-case-1451(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakinSubstack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocksSaturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Mar 11, 202657 min

Will This Disastrous Medical Mystery End Seth’s Radio Career Forever?

Seth Williams finally returns to the microphone, but the man you hear isn’t the same one who left. After a month of silence and a “murder scene” in his own bathroom, the reality of his recovery is more twisted and graphic than anyone imagined. Why did the doctors leave him with more questions than answers while his life hung in the balance? You won’t believe the “equipment” he’s forced to use just to survive a standard broadcast.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comFeatured On This Episode:- The Bathroom Bloodbath: The exact moment Seth’s leg “popped off” and changed everything.- Medical Malpractice or Incompetence? Why three different doctors couldn’t explain a “watermelon-sized” problem.- The $310 Shakedown: How the corporate health system punishes you for being unable to walk.- DIY Surgery: The terrifying reason Seth considered taking a steak knife to his own body.- The “Big Baller” Strategy: Testing out Amazon’s most questionable medical “suspension kits”.🔥 SPONSOR GEAR:Van Halen F.U.C.K. Box Set: https://amzn.to/4l600LhBlack Sabbath Sabotage Box: https://amzn.to/45gHgDcGhost Papa Emeritus IV Funko: https://amzn.to/4fk5sJr(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:Cause & Effect Motley Crue: https://amzn.to/4fx0RzB🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:CMS All Black Mug: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/the-cms-all-black-mugCameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakinSubstack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocksSaturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Mar 4, 20261h 2m

SYDNEY SWEENEY’S SYRN CALL & THE BROWNS’ EPIC FAIL!

Has the world officially gone crazy or is it just Cleveland? We’re breaking down Sydney Sweeney’s massive new lingerie launch that’s already selling out, and then we’re losing our minds over the Browns hiring Todd Munkin while letting Jim Schwartz walk away. From the “Siren” website to the “Bridge Hire” theories, we’re covering the hottest news and the coldest takes in sports. Don’t forget to share and follow for more! Check out Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium.Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!SPONSOR: Dokken - The Elektra Albums On Vinyl - https://amzn.to/4l4JISZGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#SydneySweeney, #Browns, #NFL, #CERN, #Siren, #JimSchwartz, #ToddMunkin, #Cleveland, #Podcast, #MetalShow This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Jan 29, 20261h 8m

Hollywood's Dark Secrets and the Chaos in the Streets!

Are these “peaceful” protesters actually just lawbreakers looking for clout? Today, Seth and Chris tackle the insane footage of protesters swarming cars, the strange strategic value of buying Greenland, and the disturbing pattern of scandals coming out of Hollywood. We’re breaking down why society feels so upside down right now and why some people just can’t handle a simple debate anymore. Hit that share button and follow us for more unfiltered truth! Get Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium.Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!SPONSOR: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE. Use Promo Code CHRIA20 to save 20% on your next purchase!Get all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium. NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#HollywoodSecrets, #ProtestChaos, #TrumpGreenland, #Unfiltered, #SethWilliamsShow, #ChrisAkin, #SocialCommentary, #Anarchy, #FreedomOfSpeech, #StreetProtests This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Jan 22, 20261h 3m

PROTESTS, LIES, AND DISTRACTIONS: Is America Officially Broken?

Think you’ve seen it all? The world has gone completely off the rails! We’re breaking down the absolute insanity of current “activism,” the racial narratives being pushed by the media, and the “distraction” stories that keep us from seeing what’s really going on. Between bizarre news clips and the reality of living in a divided country, it’s a wild ride today. Share this out, follow the channel, and upgrade to Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium to support the rebellion! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!SPONSOR: Ratt - THE ATLANTIC YEARS 1984-1991 BOX SET - https://amzn.to/4m0HxkNGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#Unfiltered, #Truth, #MediaLies, #America, #Culture, #Politics, #Rebellion, #FreeSpeech, #Commentary, #Rumble This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Jan 14, 20261h 4m

Best Of: Metallica, Superman & The Garbage Bag Leg!

“I tied a garbage bag to my leg... a month later, I was out of the coma with no leg.” [Sponsor: Ozzy Osbourne - MEMOIRS OF A MADMAN - https://amzn.to/4lXWhAI]Yo! Jim Florentine and Don Jameson stopped by and it turned into the rowdiest session of the year. We unpacked the insanity of Metallica’s Hamptons show where Paul McCartney was just hanging out in the back , and Stallone was fanboying over Jim’s work on Gutfeld.Then Seth made it weird by explaining how stepping on a nail led to a coma and a missing limb. Plus, we roast the “Onion Maiden” burger and talk about why New York comics are just built different.Want the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble → [https://rumble.com/c/ClassicMetalShow]TIMESTAMPS: 00:15:08 - The comedy of losing a leg 00:21:53 - McCartney & Metallica 01:02:08 - Hipster TV executives killing metal contentWant tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowShould the Cleveland Guardians change their name back to the Spiders? Let’s hear it! 👇 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Dec 31, 20251h 18m

BEST OF: IS SYDNEY SWEENEY A NAZI?!

Seth: "I mean, it's no accident that Sydney Sweeney's initials are SS." Chris: "Holy shit. No accident. The mystery has been solved, Seth! They've been planning this since her birth!"[Sponsor: CMS Black Mug Clean - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-black-mug-clean]Bro, the world has officially lost its mind. Seth and Chris break down the “eugenics” outrage over an American Eagle commercial. Apparently, having blue eyes and blonde hair makes you a fascist now? We react to the absolute pigs on TikTok claiming Sydney Sweeney is a “Nazi propaganda” tool.Then we get real—REAL dark—about the mob violence in Cincinnati and the “Good vs. Evil” war Chris says is already here.TIMESTAMPS: 00:13:40 - Blothar the Berserker and the Antarctic origin story 00:36:00 - Seth’s sepsis “pit” of depression 01:08:14 - Breaking down the “SS” initial conspiracy 01:18:24 - Zyklon B and the TikTok “rocket scientists”Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowWant the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble → https://rumble.com/c/CMSDo you think men have been “neutered” by the MeToo era, or are we finally swinging back to being horndogs again? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Dec 29, 20251h 35m

BEHIND THE MASK: Ari Lehman on the Sex, Blood, and Chaos of Friday the 13th

"Tom starts blowing. And then all of the corn syrup blood goes down into Tom’s mouth!"Bro, if you love horror, you’re gonna spit your beer out for this one. 🍺🤘[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off]We sat down with the original Jason Voorhees, Ari Lehman! He tells the story of how he got the role at 14, the “accidental” genius of the lake scene, and watching Kevin Bacon get an arrow through the neck from the fly-on-the-wall perspective. Plus, Ari explains why he’s now fronting a “Horror Rock” band called FIRST JASON and getting signed to CDN Records.Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowWant the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble → https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowWas the original Friday the 13th the best one, or did Jason only get cool once he got the hockey mask? Let’s argue! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Dec 24, 20251h 32m

JIM NORTON: "LOYAL FANS ARE IDIOTS" + HULK HOGAN DEATHBED DEBATE! 🔥

“I took my baseball dollars and I gave them to escorts.” - Jim Norton[Sponsor: Ozzy Osbourne - MEMOIRS OF A MADMAN - https://amzn.to/4lXWhAI]Jim joins Seth and Chris to explain why he’s a proud bandwagon fan and why he’s finally done with the 20-year morning radio grind. We also get into:* The “cancel culture” lie and “social beatings” on Twitter.* The truth about Hulk Hogan’s health.* Why Black Sabbath’s reunion with Bill Ward is for “love, not money.”Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowRock the gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/Chris’s books: Call Me Chris → https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories → https://amzn.to/43A143y …AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY… → https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWho is the most overrated “iconic” wrestler of all time? Hogan? Cena? Let’s hear it! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Dec 22, 20251h 38m

TRUMP’S SAVAGE POST: Karma for Rob Reiner? 🤘🤬

[Sponsor: Dokken - The Elektra Albums On Vinyl - https://amzn.to/4l4JISZ]Bro, we’re going off today! The murder of Rob Reiner has the internet in a blender, but it’s Trump’s reaction that has people losing their minds. Chris calls it a “bitch move” to talk shit before the burial, while Seth points out that Reiner spent years calling 80 million people “fucktards.” Who’s right?We also get into:* The OJ/Jason Simpson Brentwood connection* Epstein, billionaires, and “clout chasing” * The ultimate 80s sitcom showdown: Why All In The Family is king! Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowWant the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble → https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowQUESTION: What’s the ONE 80s show you’d bring back if you could kill every modern “woke” show on TV? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Dec 18, 20251h 38m

Should Radio Be Paying Bands Royalties? Plus, The Wildest Confession EVER! (Audio)

“I took a ham out of the kitchen refrigerator and I cut a little hole in it and I fucked this ham.” Wait till you hear WHY they said it and what OTHER food items were involved in their “food fucker” past. 🍆🍖Seth Williams and Chris Akin dive deep into the Gene Simmons controversy, discussing the outrage that Kiss’s wealthy frontman is demanding radio stations pay bands royalties for playing their music, unlike streaming services like Spotify. Chris, a veteran of rock radio for over a decade, gives his take on why radio airplay has always been about exposure for bands, not payment, contrasting it with the shady deals record company execs made with streaming platforms. Plus, get the shocking details about the Dave Mustaine interview where Chris admitted to using Napster, and find out which major news story had the crew in stitches at the end of the show.Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms!👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium👉 Substack: [SPONSOR: Kiss - KISS Dressed To Kill 50th Anniversary Box Set - https://amzn.to/47Vhiaw]Rock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins):Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqEverything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us.#GeneSimmons, #Napster, #SpotifyHack, #RadioRoyalty, #DaveMustaine, #KissBand, #SethWilliams, #PodcastConfession, #WTF, #MetalNews This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Dec 11, 20251h 38m

"FUCK THEM!" Tempers EXPLODE After Bob Frantz Firing!

“If they can’t support you for not wrecking your family, then fuck them. Simple as that. Fuck them.” Wait till you hear WHY they said it—it’s way beyond typical radio drama 🤯.The news of Bob Frantz’s firing from WHK 1420 AM has sent the online world into a spiral, leading to his producer, Seth Williams, taking all the heat. Seth and Chris go SCORCHED EARTH on the toxic online community, fake friends, and “pathetic” co-workers demanding Seth quit his job (with a family and a daughter heading to college!) in protest. They dive deep into the messy truth of the radio business, and why the host switch to Jake Underwood (who is a friend and helped Seth after his leg amputation) is not a personal betrayal. Plus, they drop an intense “Dog Pound Details” segment, discussing the Cleveland Browns’ losing streak and whether Kevin Stefanski should be fired. Is there any coming back from this much hate online?Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms!👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com 👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium 👉 Substack: [Sponsor: Sammy Hagar & The Best Of All Worlds Band - The Residency - https://amzn.to/48gl3qj]Rock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins): Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqEverything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us.#RadioDrama #BobFrantz #SethWilliams #ClevelandRadio #MAGA #TrollRant #WHK #ClevelandBrowns #ProducerLife #HolyShit This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Dec 3, 20251h 30m

IS SHADEUR SANDERS ALREADY A BUST AFTER HIS BROWNS START?

“I mean, he played okay. He, he, what was he yesterday? Like 10 for 25 for buck 50 or something.” That’s the cold hard truth about the new Browns QB, and now the internet thinks he’s the second coming of Jesus. Wait till you hear WHY they said it... and what other drama is brewing on the Browns sidelines! 🤦‍♂️The Seth Williams Show brings the fire, and today, the Cleveland Browns got burned! Seth and Chris dive into Shadeur Sanders’ first start, cutting through the national media hype and exposing that “50-yard pass” for what it really was: a screen pass! They also vent about the outrageous price of the Hershey Hotel, a $2,000 Motley Crue ticket, and how every meth-head in America has a girlfriend while they’re sitting at home injured! What will it take for fans to finally admit that Jerry Jeudy is “fucking terrible”?Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms!👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium 👉 Substack: SPONSOR: Motley Crue - DR. FEELGOOD 35TH ANNIVERSARY LP BOX SET - https://amzn.to/3Je81AARock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins): Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqEverything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us.#browns, #shadeursanders, #clevelandbrowns, #nfl, #nflnews, #kevinastin, #cmspn, #sports, #football, #brownsnation This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Nov 24, 20251h 27m

Did Shadeur Sanders Just Save the Browns?! Plus, Seth's INSANE Wedding

The old days were so much better, right? Seth and Chris talk about the debut of Browns QB Shadeur Sanders and whether he’s the real deal. They also get into that feeling of chasing fun later in life, and you absolutely have to see the madness of the clip from Seth’s wild wedding! We’re also getting ready for the band Empiires on Wednesday!Make sure you share this with a friend, follow us, and get even more great content on Rumble Premium! End with: Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!SPONSOR: CMS Airpod Pro Case - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-airpods-pro-caseGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https...AMZN.TO/43A143Y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Substack: NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#ShadeurSanders, #ClevelandBrowns, #NFLTalk, #SethWilliamsShow, #WildWedding, #EmpiiresBand, #ComedyPodcast, #OldDaysVsNow, #RumbleExclusive, #PodcastClip This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Nov 17, 20251h 29m

DEMOCRATS’ EPSTEIN LIE FAILS! THEY'RE DESPERATE TO DISTRACT FROM THE SHUTDOWN

“And I turned back on him and I was like, do I need to throw you on the fucking floor or are you just going to back off?” Wait till you hear WHY they said it—this dude almost got into a brawl just for refusing to put on a mask during peak COVID madness! 🤯Seth and Chris get into a RANT about the latest Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein rumors, calling it a desperate distraction from the D.C. elite. They share crazy stories about resisting the government, from refusing COVID protocols, almost getting into a fight over a mask in a restaurant, to the real reason Seth ended up losing his leg (he refused to see a doctor). They also discuss the sheer cost of living, from the price of used cars being the same as new ones to the logic behind Trump’s proposed 50-year mortgages. Do honest people always get the short end of the stick in this country?Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms!👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com 👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium 👉 Substack: [SPONSOR: Book Your Next Party At Pinball PA - https://www.pinballpa.com/book-a-party/]Rock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins): Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqEverything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us.#TrumpHoax, #EpsteinLie, #DemocratFailure, #ShutdownDistraction, #MaskRage, #PoliticalRant, #PodcastClips, #RageBait, #MAGA, #DeepState This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Nov 13, 20251h 35m

Sports Bet Corruption: Clase & Ortiz Indicted! + Seth's Christmas Creep

The Cleveland Guardians are in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons. Pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz are facing a federal indictment for allegedly rigging pitches for bettors, proving that when sports leagues embrace gambling, corruption is the next stop. We tackle whether this cancer has spread to every corner of the sports world. Beyond the mess, we get into Seth’s unhinged Christmas obsession—decorations are already up—and how dealing with serious injury can completely flip your script, even for simple things like bathroom routines. #Gambling #MLBScandal #Guardians #Christmas #SportsIntegrity #ClevelandSports #Betting #MLB #HolidaySeason #LifeAfterInjuryGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Nov 10, 20251h 33m

💥 NYC "FORGOT" 9/11? See What Happened Next!

Can a major city just move on from something like 9/11, or are the consequences still visible in their elections? Seth and Chris pull no punches discussing New York City’s political climate, specifically the election of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who they describe as Islamic and seemingly communist. They argue that the city is now facing the fallout of its decisions. This is one of those discussions that really gets you thinking! Hit that like button, share this video, and follow us for more hard-hitting commentary. For commercial-free episodes and more, check out Rumble Premium! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!SPONSOR: CMS Logo Desk Mat - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-desk-matGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Substack: NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#ZohranMamdani, #NYCpolitics, #911Forget, #Rumble, #PoliticalShock, #CommunistMayor, #SethWilliams, #NewYorkCity, #Mamdani, #PoliticalDebate This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Nov 6, 20251h 34m

Trump's Surprise Surge: ICE & SNAP Drama Is Working?!

How on earth are all these controversies actually boosting President Trump’s numbers? Seth and Chris can’t believe the surprising ratings spike that’s happening right now, even with the I.C.E. and SNAP firestorms all over the news. They’re breaking down why all the political drama seems to be helping him with voters. Don’t just watch—share this with your friends, hit that follow button, and grab more exclusive content on Rumble Premium!Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Substack:Sponsor: AC/DC - On a Highway to Hell Ultimate Live and Archive Collection - https://amzn.to/4oetQjLGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#TrumpRatings, #ICECrisis, #SNAPBills, #PoliticalControversy, #SethWilliamsShow, #RatingsSurge, #USPolitics, #ImmigrationDebate, #WelfareReform, #NewsAndTalk This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Nov 3, 20251h 30m

Burn Trauma, Amputations, & Depression: It Never Leaves You

This is an honest look into the personal reasons for our new Monday show format, “Limping Out of the Fire”. The hosts share profound insights into how life-altering medical events—like a burn accident 31 years ago or an amputation 3 years ago—don’t just “go away”. Even today, both hosts deal with severe depression and intrusive thoughts, seeing the bones in their hands or flashing back to the moment they woke up with a missing leg. This clip is a heartfelt call to action to create a much-needed “sounding board” for all survivors.If you’ve gone through a similar experience, please share this clip and know you’re not alone.#SurvivorStory #MedicalTrauma #BurnVictim #Amputee #Depression #MentalHealth #LimpingOutOfTheFire #PTSD #EmotionalHonesty #LifeChanges #PodcastAnnouncement #Venting #TraumaRecovery #TheSethWilliamsShowGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 30, 20255 min

Miss Bonnie Checks In With THE SETH WILLIAMS SHOW!

National famed medium Miss Bonnie (www.bonnie444.com) stopped by the Seth Williams Show, gave Seth and Chris a reading, and explained the ins and outs of becoming a medium and interpreting the messages she receives. Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 30, 202531 min

A MEDIUM REVEALS ALL! Is the Show DOOMED?

Prepare for some cosmic truth bombs! We had Medium Miss Bonnie on to give Seth and Chris a complete reading about their personal lives and the future of THE SETH WILLIAMS SHOW. Will they strike it rich? Is the show going to last? You’ll have to listen to find out what the universe has planned! Don’t forget to like, follow, and share this video, and grab the full episode with no commercials on Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!SPONSOR: CMS Airpod Case (Gen I and II) - https://classicmetalshow.creatorspring.com/listing/cms-airpods-case-gen-i-and-iiGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com.NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#psychic,#future,#sethwilliams,#rumbleexclusive,#podcastnews,#paranormal,#missbonnie,#sethwilliamsshow,#tarot,#predictions This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 29, 20251h 34m

Jim Florentine Plugged Us... and Got CRICKETS! 🦗

Going to a comedy show and sitting front row is always a risk, but getting a plug that flops is comedy gold! The hosts recount their night at Jim Florentine’s show, which started with the opening comic calling one host a “homeless looking guy” and peaked when Florentine gave them a shout-out as “celebrities” to absolute silence from the crowd—literally “crickets”. If you’ve ever experienced second-hand embarrassment, this story is for you.Would YOU sit front row at a Jim Florentine show? Tell us in the comments!#JimFlorentine #ComedyFails #StandUpComedy #PodcastLife #EmbarrassingMoment #FrontRow #TheSethWilliamsShow #Comedian #Roast #Crickets #FunnyStory #ComedyClub #PodcastClip #HumorGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 29, 20255 min

Why Your Birthday is NOT an Accomplishment! 🎂

Is celebrating your birthday even worth it? One of the hosts goes on a hilarious and philosophical rant arguing that a birthday is “not really an accomplishment”. The discussion takes a hard-left into some shocking comedy when the hosts brainstorm a hypothetically illegal plot: offering a “hood” $100 to steal groceries for them on the 1st of the month, and wondering where the line of “conspiracy” is. This segment is full of the controversial humor the show is known for.Let us know if you agree that birthdays are overrated in the comments!#BirthdayRant #ControversialComedy #EBT #FoodStamps #GroceryShopping #Rant #PodcastClip #ComedyPodcast #SethWilliamsShow #FunnyRants #PhilosophicalComedy #ShockingHumor #IllegalScheme #ComedyGoldGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 28, 20254 min

Rolling Stone's WORST Bands List? Plus Jim Florentine!

Wait, are you serious with this list of the top 50 bands of all time? Seth and Chris absolutely tear into a ridiculous list from Rolling Stone, then talk about their hilarious night out seeing comedian Jim Florentine. Plus, hear about big podcast changes coming soon!Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comSPONSOR: The CMS Stainless Steel Tumbler - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-stainless-steel-tumblerGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#RollingStone, #WorstListEver, #JimFlorentine, #StandUpComedy, #PodcastNews, #MusicDebate, #ClassicRock, #MetalPodcast, #SethWilliamsShow, #Top50Bands This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 28, 20251h 40m

9/11: Do We Even Care Anymore?!

They said it out loud: America doesn’t care about 9/11 anymore! Seth and Chris dive deep into a touchy subject, asking if the nation has forgotten the tragedy and what that means for our future.In this intense and thought-provoking discussion, Seth and Chris reflect on the tragic events of 9/11, questioning whether people still genuinely care about what happened to the nation on September 11th, 2001, and the day’s lasting effects on American society. Later, the conversation shifts to the recent Presidential debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris, where Seth and Chris offer their unique takes on the candidates’ performances, policies, and potential implications for the country. Tune in for a powerful episode you won’t want to miss!Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Substack:Sponsor: The CMS All Black Mug - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/the-cms-all-black-mugGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 22, 20251h 34m

Browns' Big Win Is TOTALLY Meaningless?!

Did the Browns’ 31-6 victory against the Dolphins actually mean anything, or are we fooling ourselves thinking this team is good? We’re not letting one win over a “really bad team” inflate our hopes—someone needs to pump the brakes on the hype train!The Cleveland Browns absolutely dominated the Miami Dolphins with a 31-6 victory. But let’s be real—should we actually be happy about it? We have to ask ourselves if this win is a sign of a strong Cleveland Browns team or if it was just a nice highlight reel against a really bad team like the Miami Dolphins. We’re breaking down the game and giving you the hard truth about whether this victory should even count!Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com You can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Substack: SPONSOR: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE. Use Promo Code CHRIA20 to save 20% on your next purchase!Get all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 22, 20255 min

Comic Mayhem at The Funny Stop: Jim Florentine Unfiltered

Comedians are hypocrites for complaining about Saudi Arabia while wearing cheap Nike shoes made with cheap labor, according to Jim Florentine! He absolutely holds nothing back when defending his fellow comics who take that huge payday. Comedian Jim Florentine joins Seth Williams and Chris Akin for an unfiltered discussion covering everything from comedy controversies to what’s going on in the world. Jim is in town for a weekend of gigs at the Funny Stop in Cuyahoga Falls, which leads to a hilarious, rambling chat about his career, the state of modern comedy, and what it was like seeing Ozzy Osbourne for the last time. Seth also shares the frightening story of the weird, escalating threats and harassment he’s been dealing with at his home. The guys don’t shy away from hot topics like the Middle East conflict, cartel bounties on ICE agents, and the sheer chaos of modern society. 00:19 Seth’s Dirty Joke and Money Over Morals 03:35 Jim Florentine Joins the Show 06:32 Seth’s Obsession with Impractical Jokers 10:55 Seth’s Escalate Home Incidents and Threats 14:55 Unfiltered Thoughts on Israel-Hamas and Ignorance 20:50 Society’s Chaos is Now Entertainment 37:34 Jim Florentine on Comedy Legends and Artie Lange 39:04 Comedians Playing Saudi Arabia and the Hypocrisy Backlash 47:15 Jim’s Experience with the Late Ozzy Osbourne 01:29:29 Seth’s Diabetic Appointment and Health Journey NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. #JimFlorentine #SaudiArabiaComedy #SethWilliamsShow #ControversialComedy #HomeThreats #PodcastClips #KillTony #JoeRogan #ComedyClubs #Unfiltered This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 16, 20251h 37m

Is It OK to Celebrate a Child Rapist's Murder?

The shocking conversation that needs to happen right now is here. Following the murder of ex-Lost Prophets singer Ian Watkins, convicted of unimaginable crimes against children, the question is simple: Is it morally okay to celebrate the death of a truly evil human being? We dive deep into this controversial topic with a no-holds-barred discussion that uses the Charlie Kirk murder backlash as a yardstick. Where do we draw the line between “murder is murder” and being happy a monster is off the planet? This episode gets dark, raw, and immediately viral-worthy as we tackle this difficult moral dilemma that the mainstream media is too afraid to touch.Beyond the heavy stuff, Seth airs a personal and unnerving problem: a potential stalker is continually breaking into his home, turning on the gas and flooding the garage. It’s a terrifying escalation that reminds everyone about the very real-world danger of social media anonymity and threatening people’s lives. We also break down the absolute wreckage that is the Cleveland Browns franchise after another pathetic loss, discussing why Coach Stefanski should be fired today and why the $600 million stadium deal is the absolute definition of a colossal waste of taxpayer money. Finally, get ready for a peek into the near future as we look at AI porn and the coming death of Hollywood, thanks to increasingly realistic digital actors and deepfakes.Watch, like, and share your thoughts in the comments! You can get more raw episodes on Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Substack: Get all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#IanWatkins #CharlieKirk #MurderIsMurder #ClevelandBrowns #AIPorn #ControversialTopics #ConservativeTalk #FreeSpeech #StadiumScam #TheSethWilliamsShow This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 14, 20251h 29m

This AI Band Released 330 Songs in 6 Months?! Under Black Sky

Is the music business broken? Beast from Under Black Sky joins us to discuss the horrifying reality of competing with AI-generated bands! Chris found a totally AI band called ‘Rust Wanderers’ that dropped 330 songs in six months—and the streaming platforms are pushing them! Beast talks about the frustration of putting heart and soul into music and the need for a corresponding look to even stand out against the soulless machine. Plus, he shares what keeps them going: a genuine love for the craft, even without big streaming money. Follow our channel and drop a comment: Is AI killing music?#AIMusic, #UnderBlackSky, #MusicIndustry, #Spotify, #AIvsHuman, #RustWanderers, #BandLife, #MetalMusic, #MusicBusiness, #NewMusic This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 10, 20252 min

Masks, AI, and The Grind: Under Black Sky’s Beast Gets Real

Is it harder than ever to be a new band? Seth and Chris talk to Under Black Sky drummer Beast about the struggles of breaking through today, using masks for anonymity, their new single “I’ll Show You,” and the elephant in the room: AI in music.Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comSPONSOR: Scorpions - COMING HOME LIVE on Vinyl - https://amzn.to/3U6VAcfGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#UnderBlackSky, #BeastDrummer, #HardRock, #NewMusic, #AIInMusic, #BandStruggles, #MaskedBand, #IllShowYou, #TheSethWilliamsShow, #ClassicMetalShow This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 9, 202536 min

I Was Screaming in Pain: My Full-Body Cramping Nightmare

Dude, I’ve had a rough week! Seth tells a genuinely terrifying story about waking up in the middle of the night with a full-body charley horse—legs, arms, hands, side, everywhere—to the point of screaming in pain. We talk about what caused it (likely dehydration and the Diet Coke habit) and the scary reality of feeling totally helpless for hours. If you’ve ever had a leg cramp, this is 100 times worse, man, and it serves as a bizarre health warning! Hit that ‘Like’ button if you’ve ever been desperate for Gatorade!Hashtags: #HealthNightmare, #CharleyHorse, #FullBodyCramps, #Dehydration, #DietCoke, #Potassium, #Gatorade, #Painful, #MedicalStory, #HealthAdvice This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 9, 20254 min

Masks, Flacco, and a $1000 Browns Ticket: Beast of Under Black Sky

Are masks a genius marketing move or just a gimmick? Beast from Under Black Sky joins Seth and Chris to spill the beans on the band’s mysterious image and future plans! Plus, the guys dissect the Joe Flacco trade and go off about the rumored $1000 price tag for a family of four to see the Browns in their new stadium. Is that really worth it? You’ll want to hear this debate!Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comSPONSOR: CMS Rocks Radio - 24/7 Heavy Metal FREE!! - https://media.classicairwaves.com:2020/public/cmsrocksGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#UnderBlackSky, #Beast, #MaskedBand, #SethWilliamsShow, #JoeFlaccoTrade, #ClevelandBrowns, #NFL, #BrownsStadium, #ClassicMetalShow, #MusicInterview This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 8, 20252h 2m

Primal 55's Joshua Toomey Stops In To Talk About New Tour!

Seth and Chris dive deep into that, plus the guys catch up with Primer 55 bassist Joshua Toomey about their tour and his podcasting career. #NuMetal #Primer55 #JoshuaToomey #NuMetalResurgence #IntroductionToMayhem #Deftones #TalkToMePodcast #MetalMusic #ComebackTour #WelcomeToRockville #NewMetalBands #90sNostalgia #Primer55Loose #MusicInterview #HeavyMetal Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/ Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 7, 202529 min

Browns QB Change, Gambling, and Porn ID?!

What’s going on with the Cleveland Browns? The guys weigh in on the quarterback switch to Dillon Gabriel, plus the drama around Shedeur Sanders. Plus, talk turns to sports gambling and the wild new age verification for online porn. Is it just a slippery slope for digital ID and government control?Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comSPONSOR: Scorpions - COMING HOME LIVE on Vinyl - https://amzn.to/3U6VAcfGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#clevelandbrowns, #nfl, #dillongabriel, #shedeursanders, #sportsgambling, #digitalid, #governmentshutdown, #maxinewaters, #pornid, #football This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 1, 20251h 38m

Browns Woes, Wild Playoff Runs & The Public Poop Horror!

Seriously, would you ever believe some of the gross stuff that happens in public restrooms? Seth and Chris share some truly cringe-worthy stories. Before you gag, they dive deep on the Cleveland Browns—is it finally time to bench Joe Flacco? Plus, the Indians are on fire, making a record run to the playoffs, and we play a viral clip of Ilhan Omar talking about profiling.Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comSPONSOR: CMS Airpod Pro Case - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-airpods-pro-caseGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#ClevelandBrowns, #JoeFlacco, #MLBPlayoffs, #ClevelandIndians, #PoopingInPublic, #IlhanOmar, #PoliticalCommentary, #NFLNews, #SethWilliamsShow, #PodcastHighlights This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Sep 29, 20251h 38m

Welcome to the Jungle: Seth and Chris Go Full Metal Jacket

Can you believe Kimmel’s back? Seth and Chris go full Screaming and talk about that, along with Kamala Harris’s daughter being the “left’s Sydney Sweeney,” Giraffe Pussy, and the apparatus you can buy to simulate having sex with a giraffe. Yeah, it gets weird. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comSPONSOR: CMS Airpod Case (Gen I and II) - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-airpods-case-gen-i-and-iiGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#giraffepussy, #jimmykimmel, #kamalaharris, #sydneysweeney, #podcast, #comedy, #weirdnews, #bizarre, #nsfw, #thesethwilliamsshow This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Sep 25, 20251h 27m

Assault on the Right: A Raging Hostility!

Have you seen the ridiculous attacks on people for celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk? Seth and Chris face this raging hostility, discuss Jimmy Kimmel's return, and slam lunatic Jasmin Crockett's comments on crime. They also talk about Seth getting a gun for safety.Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comSPONSOR: CMS Airpod Case (Gen I and II) - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-airpods-case-gen-i-and-iiGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN'S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#politicalcommentary, #conservative, #rightwing, #charliekirk, #jimmykimmel, #democrats, #gunrights, #freedomofspeech, #freespeech, #politics This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Sep 22, 20251h 40m

Browns Fans React to Joe Burrow Injury

In a moment of classic sports rivalry, Seth and Chris discuss the silver lining of the Browns' recent loss: the injury of Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow. Is it ever okay to celebrate an opponent's injury? We're taking a shot at the controversial topic with some serious (and not so serious) takes!#NFL, #Browns, #Bengals, #JoeBurrow, #Football, #SportsTalk, #TheSethWilliamsShow, #Rivalry, #SportsDebate, #Injury This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Sep 19, 20254 min

You're not changing the world with your pets.

The debate intensifies as Seth and John begin to throw personal insults at each other. John talks about his convictions, including his work with homeless pets, but Seth dismisses his efforts as insignificant compared to his own political activism. Watch the full episode to see if they can find common ground. Visit blackoutcoffee.com and use the promo code CHRIA20 to save 20% on your first order.#politicaldebate #podcastclips #animalrescue #activism #conviction #politics #america #conservative #youtubeclips #viral #heateddebate #argument #podcast #cms This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Sep 19, 20254 min

The left is evil! The right needs to stand up!

Seth explains his controversial Facebook post and why he's so fed up with the left. The conversation quickly escalates into a heated debate. Find out what he said that made John Drake "butt in" to the conversation! Join the conversation and let us know your thoughts in the comments below! Subscribe to CMS TV for more!#politics #conservative #liberal #debate #freedom #freespeech #podcast #news #currentaffairs #usa #unity #anger #frustration This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Sep 18, 20253 min

We need to threaten getting physical. There will be blood in the streets.

Chris jumps into the conversation with a shocking take, arguing that dialogue is no longer enough and that people need to be prepared for physical confrontation. He suggests that fear is the only way to silence those with opposing views. Do you agree with Chris? Let us know what you think in the comments. Get yourself some of the best coffee at blackoutcoffee.com and save 20% with code CHRIA20.#civilwar #politicalviolence #debate #shocking #podcast #usa #division #freedomofspeech #podcastclips #controversial #america #protest #unrest This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Sep 17, 20252 min

Dawg Pound Details: Ravens 41-Browns 17

Dawg Pound Details correspondent for THE SETH WILLIAMS SHOW gives you the deets on the embarrassing loss to the Ravens 41-17. #clevelandbrowns #baltimoreravens #joeflacco #mylesgarrett #kevinstefanski #thesethwilliamsshow This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Sep 17, 20255 min

Seth Is DONE With The Left! A Political Showdown with Jon Drake!

Are you ready for this? Seth has decided he's going to war with the left, and he's bringing Jon Drake from Dawg Pound Details to the ring. This is a high-stakes debate, full of fire and chaos. No prisoners will be taken!SPONSOR: The CMS Hail and Snore Pillow - https://classicmetalshow.creatorspring.com/listing/hail-and-snore-pillowGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#politics, #politicaldebate, #leftvsright, #podcast, #newepisode, #controversial, #jon drake, #dawgpounddetails, #seth, #chrisakin This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Sep 17, 20251h 36m

Cancel Culture Debate: Is It EVER Justified?

We're taking on the cancel culture debate head-on. Is it ever okay to use a tactic you've been fighting against? Seth and Chris clash over whether people who celebrate murder online deserve to lose their jobs. This is a must-watch for anyone who feels caught in the middle.#CancelCulture, #Debate, #FreeSpeech, #PoliticalDebate, #TheSethWilliamsShow, #PodcastHighlights, #Conservative, #Liberal, #SocialIssues, #JobLoss This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Sep 17, 20256 min

The Charlie Kirk Murder & a Moral Crisis

We're talking about the Charlie Kirk murder and the horrifying reactions we've seen on social media. Why are people celebrating this tragedy? We're taking a hard look at the evil and moral decay we're witnessing in our society and debating what it means for the future.#CharlieKirk, #MoralDecay, #PoliticalCommentary, #SocietalBreakdown, #Murder, #SocialMedia, #FreeSpeech, #Conservative, #Liberal, #TheSethWilliamsShow This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Sep 16, 20256 min