The Seth Williams Show

Seth and Chris kick off with the full Star-Spangled Banner, then dive straight into zero-filter chaos: Easter ham disasters, Sydney Sweeney’s upcoming ass-up OnlyFans scenes, wrestling dirt on Nick Nemeth and Hulk Hogan’s Netflix special, and Chris dropping the most unhinged military sex stories you’ll ever hear on a podcast. From Seth’s croquet-ball-sized medical nightmare and his wife chucking an $20 Easter ham in the trash because of bad instructions, to Chris confessing he banged hundreds of Korean hookers with zero protection during his Army days, this episode is pure CMS unhinged gold. They roast Jake Underwood’s health lectures, rave about Dave Landau’s new show, touch on the Iran mess, and finish with a live tour of Edwin’s restaurant with Tony Massaccio plus a custom Seth Williams anthem. Raw, funny, and zero apologies — exactly what you expect from The Seth Williams Show.ON THIS EPISODE: 00:00:06 - National Anthem & Show Banter00:02:54 - Greetings, Marcus Off, Rumble Strategy00:05:02 - “Talk About Pussy” Text & Sydney Sweeney Euphoria Hype00:05:52 - Wrestling Talk: Nick Nemeth, TNA, Hulk Hogan Netflix Special00:08:18 - Easter Stories & AI Blow-Up Doll Graphics00:10:06 - Locals App Promo00:12:30 - Seth’s Ham Catastrophe: Wife Throws It in the Trash00:16:31 - Wifely Duties, Birth Control Jokes & Orthodox Easter00:17:53 - Jake’s Health Lectures & Weight Rant00:24:05 - Dave Landau’s “Stu & Dave Do America” Show00:26:46 - Iran Ceasefire Chaos & Middle East Politics00:30:05 - Blackout Coffee Ad00:40:12 - Chris Akin’s Korea Hooker Confessions (Hundreds, No Rubber)00:46:21 - Tony Massaccio Live at Edwin’s Restaurant Tour00:58:40 - Custom Seth Williams Anthem Outro This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Stop waiting in line and get instant access to every show, advance interviews, and exclusive bonus content for just $4.99 at https://classicmetalshow.locals.com.Is your life being managed by a script you didn’t write? From the suspicious timing of “new variants” to the sudden explosion of massive data centers in the Ohio heartland, the pieces of a much larger puzzle are starting to fit together. Seth and Chris tear into the reality of a world that feels increasingly like a simulation designed to keep you compliant. Don’t just sit there—get on the inside before the shutters go down for good.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comFEATURED ON THIS EPISODE:* THE LUNAR HOAX: Why NASA’s “test runs” in 2026 make the 1969 landing look like a Hollywood soundstage production.* THE SURVEILLANCE GRID: The truth behind the massive data centers popping up in Ohio and their link to AI control.* LOCKDOWN 2.0: Deep-diving into the “Cicada” variant and why the “6-foot rule” was always a psychological experiment.* THE AI REPLACEMENT: Which industries are about to be wiped off the map by 2027 and how to stay valuable.THE SETH SHOW MALL🔥 SPONSOR GEAR:* Van Halen F.U.C.K. Box Set: https://amzn.to/4l600Lh* Black Sabbath 70-75 Vinyl: https://amzn.to/4oUeEIg* Metallica LOAD Vinyl: https://amzn.to/4fjGnOw📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:* Cause & Effect Metallica: https://amzn.to/4fjrLzN🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:* CMS Hail and Snore Pillow: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/hail-and-snore-pillow(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)STANDARD CAP FOOTER* Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakin* Substack (Audio Feed): * Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks* Saturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Seth Williams and Chris Akin aren’t here to play by the rules or read from a corporate script. In this raw, unedited session, the guys are joined by special guest and comedian Don Jamieson to pull back the curtain on the “death” of the legendary Funny Stop. Between Seth’s “swollen ball syndrome” updates and the arrival of restaurant reporter Tony Musachio from the new and improved SHOOTERS, this is the high-octane chaos the mainstream media is too terrified to broadcast. If you want the truth from a comedy veteran who has seen it all, you’re in the right place.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com👉 Get Don Jamieson’s HELL BENT FOR LAUGHTER Here: https://amzn.to/3NBSfClFeatured On This Episode:Special Guest Don Jamieson: The comedy vet discusses being the final national headliner at the Funny Stop.The Death of Local Comedy: Don Jamieson breaks down the reality of closing iconic rooms.The “Gateway Band” Theory: Don and the guys debate how to indoctrinate friends into Death Metal.The Great Podcast Wars: Why some creators, including former partners, are more interested in drama than jokes.Tony Musachio’s Kitchen Tour: A live look at the “new and improved” Shooters in the Flats.🔥 SPONSOR GEAR:Black Sabbath Sabotage Box: https://amzn.to/45gHgDcRatt Atlantic Years Box: https://amzn.to/4m0HxkNDream Theater 93-99: https://amzn.to/43I4br5📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:...And Other Things I Should Not Say...: https://amzn.to/48v3YVf🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:CMS iPhone Tough Case: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/iphone-tough-case-1451(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakinSubstack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocksSaturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

The world is getting weirder by the hour, and most of you are just watching the “Cavaliers game” while the foundation of the country is being dismantled. Seth and Chris dive into the deep end today, questioning why we are more concerned with political optics than the actual life-and-death consequences of industry lies. From the “vaccine” debate that just got Seth banned from YouTube in 35 seconds to the terrifying reality of what’s actually coming across our borders, this isn’t the script you’ll hear on the evening news. We’re pulling back the curtain on the “expert” class and asking the questions they’ve deemed illegal to answer.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comFEATURED ON THIS EPISODEThe 35-Second Ban: Why the mere mention of vaccine research triggers immediate censorship on major platforms.The “Operation Warp Speed” Betrayal: Seth’s brutal take on why even his “MAGA” allies are wrong about Trump’s medical legacy.The 7-Ton Near Miss: A massive meteor just shook Northeast Ohio, and the lack of warning should terrify you.The DMZ Reality Check: Chris explains why America is the most “lax” nation on earth compared to the rest of the civilized world.🔥 SPONSOR GEAR:Van Halen 76-92 Collection: https://amzn.to/4oaeFqrBlack Sabbath 70-75 Box Set: https://amzn.to/4oUeEIgGhost Papa Emeritus IV Funko: https://amzn.to/4fk5sJr📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:...And Other Things I Should Not Say...: https://amzn.to/48v3YVf🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:CMS Hail and Snore Pillow: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/hail-and-snore-pillow(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakinSubstack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocksSaturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Seth Williams is back, and he’s carrying a weight—literally—that would break a lesser man. After a month of silence, the truth about his “ball region” comes to light, and it’s a medical nightmare that sounds like a dark comedy sketch. If you think you’ve had a bad week, wait until you hear about the driveway disaster that nearly ended in a rural hostage situation.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comFeatured On This Episode:- The “Watermelon” Medical Mystery: Five weeks of swelling that doctors can’t (or won’t) fix.- The Driveway From Hell: Why an ice cream delivery turned into a two-hour mud-trap nightmare.- Fear Factor Realism: Chris explains why Johnny Knoxville’s new era is the only thing worth watching.- The “Seth Rule”: Why amusement parks might need a new weight—and girth—requirement.🛒 The CAP MallBlack Sabbath 70-75: https://amzn.to/4oUeEIgMetallica LOAD Vinyl: https://amzn.to/4fjGnOwDef Leppard Pyromania 40th: https://amzn.to/46AhFaB📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:Call Me Chris: https://amzn.to/4aFj8Ni🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:CMS iPhone Tough Case: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/iphone-tough-case-1451(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakinSubstack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocksSaturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Seth Williams finally returns to the microphone, but the man you hear isn’t the same one who left. After a month of silence and a “murder scene” in his own bathroom, the reality of his recovery is more twisted and graphic than anyone imagined. Why did the doctors leave him with more questions than answers while his life hung in the balance? You won’t believe the “equipment” he’s forced to use just to survive a standard broadcast.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comFeatured On This Episode:- The Bathroom Bloodbath: The exact moment Seth’s leg “popped off” and changed everything.- Medical Malpractice or Incompetence? Why three different doctors couldn’t explain a “watermelon-sized” problem.- The $310 Shakedown: How the corporate health system punishes you for being unable to walk.- DIY Surgery: The terrifying reason Seth considered taking a steak knife to his own body.- The “Big Baller” Strategy: Testing out Amazon’s most questionable medical “suspension kits”.🔥 SPONSOR GEAR:Van Halen F.U.C.K. Box Set: https://amzn.to/4l600LhBlack Sabbath Sabotage Box: https://amzn.to/45gHgDcGhost Papa Emeritus IV Funko: https://amzn.to/4fk5sJr(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:Cause & Effect Motley Crue: https://amzn.to/4fx0RzB🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:CMS All Black Mug: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/the-cms-all-black-mugCameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakinSubstack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocksSaturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Has the world officially gone crazy or is it just Cleveland? We’re breaking down Sydney Sweeney’s massive new lingerie launch that’s already selling out, and then we’re losing our minds over the Browns hiring Todd Munkin while letting Jim Schwartz walk away. From the “Siren” website to the “Bridge Hire” theories, we’re covering the hottest news and the coldest takes in sports. Don’t forget to share and follow for more! Check out Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium.Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!SPONSOR: Dokken - The Elektra Albums On Vinyl - https://amzn.to/4l4JISZGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#SydneySweeney, #Browns, #NFL, #CERN, #Siren, #JimSchwartz, #ToddMunkin, #Cleveland, #Podcast, #MetalShow This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Are these “peaceful” protesters actually just lawbreakers looking for clout? Today, Seth and Chris tackle the insane footage of protesters swarming cars, the strange strategic value of buying Greenland, and the disturbing pattern of scandals coming out of Hollywood. We’re breaking down why society feels so upside down right now and why some people just can’t handle a simple debate anymore. Hit that share button and follow us for more unfiltered truth! Get Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium.Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!SPONSOR: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE. Use Promo Code CHRIA20 to save 20% on your next purchase!Get all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium. NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#HollywoodSecrets, #ProtestChaos, #TrumpGreenland, #Unfiltered, #SethWilliamsShow, #ChrisAkin, #SocialCommentary, #Anarchy, #FreedomOfSpeech, #StreetProtests This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Think you’ve seen it all? The world has gone completely off the rails! We’re breaking down the absolute insanity of current “activism,” the racial narratives being pushed by the media, and the “distraction” stories that keep us from seeing what’s really going on. Between bizarre news clips and the reality of living in a divided country, it’s a wild ride today. Share this out, follow the channel, and upgrade to Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium to support the rebellion! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!SPONSOR: Ratt - THE ATLANTIC YEARS 1984-1991 BOX SET - https://amzn.to/4m0HxkNGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#Unfiltered, #Truth, #MediaLies, #America, #Culture, #Politics, #Rebellion, #FreeSpeech, #Commentary, #Rumble This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

“I tied a garbage bag to my leg... a month later, I was out of the coma with no leg.” [Sponsor: Ozzy Osbourne - MEMOIRS OF A MADMAN - https://amzn.to/4lXWhAI]Yo! Jim Florentine and Don Jameson stopped by and it turned into the rowdiest session of the year. We unpacked the insanity of Metallica’s Hamptons show where Paul McCartney was just hanging out in the back , and Stallone was fanboying over Jim’s work on Gutfeld.Then Seth made it weird by explaining how stepping on a nail led to a coma and a missing limb. Plus, we roast the “Onion Maiden” burger and talk about why New York comics are just built different.Want the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble → [https://rumble.com/c/ClassicMetalShow]TIMESTAMPS: 00:15:08 - The comedy of losing a leg 00:21:53 - McCartney & Metallica 01:02:08 - Hipster TV executives killing metal contentWant tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowShould the Cleveland Guardians change their name back to the Spiders? Let’s hear it! 👇 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Seth: "I mean, it's no accident that Sydney Sweeney's initials are SS." Chris: "Holy shit. No accident. The mystery has been solved, Seth! They've been planning this since her birth!"[Sponsor: CMS Black Mug Clean - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-black-mug-clean]Bro, the world has officially lost its mind. Seth and Chris break down the “eugenics” outrage over an American Eagle commercial. Apparently, having blue eyes and blonde hair makes you a fascist now? We react to the absolute pigs on TikTok claiming Sydney Sweeney is a “Nazi propaganda” tool.Then we get real—REAL dark—about the mob violence in Cincinnati and the “Good vs. Evil” war Chris says is already here.TIMESTAMPS: 00:13:40 - Blothar the Berserker and the Antarctic origin story 00:36:00 - Seth’s sepsis “pit” of depression 01:08:14 - Breaking down the “SS” initial conspiracy 01:18:24 - Zyklon B and the TikTok “rocket scientists”Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowWant the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble → https://rumble.com/c/CMSDo you think men have been “neutered” by the MeToo era, or are we finally swinging back to being horndogs again? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe