The Read

Taking your man's sandwich order... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Getting fast food with felons... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Who tf cares...***Trigger Warning*** The top of this episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Cussing out step-mamas... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Praying for the kids and babies Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Move, move...move right into my life! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Confiscating Ken's Motorola Razr... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Fighting by the local In-N-Out... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Beyoncé and Blue stanning. That's it. That's all. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Being petty with pastries... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feeeeeelings or whatever Steve Urkel said. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Waiting in line at Home Depot... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Recognizing a holiday Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Our shortest episode ever...sike. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Looking for the hoochie daddies... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Holding on to our Telfeezys... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Why is the episode so damn long? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Might be going to hell... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Wishing you the best... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Getting a 3 for effort... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What were we talking about? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The girlies ate... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

***Content warning: This show discusses self harm. If you'd prefer not to hear that conversation, you might want to skip 10:00 to 25:00 in the episode.*** Deep shit and Disney movies… Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Laughing really hard at the very end... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Moisturizing our toes... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Counting up our food stamps... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Soaring to new petty heights... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Giving Siri the side-eye... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

sigh. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Not being corny on the red carpet... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Read 10 year Anniversary Live Show from The Beacon Theatre NYC Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Keeping our drinks to ourselves... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Not doing it for the Gram... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Getting tickets by any means necessary... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Waiting on these tour dates... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Walking into the werk room... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Telling lies on Tik Tok Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022 Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022 Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Spreading holiday cheer in Potomac... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Fine with no makeup on... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Buying some flowers... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Acting our damn age... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Get that d!ck and go… Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

No hating on friends... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Needing a Snickers or something... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Donating sperm to the family... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.