The Read

A war for info... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Rest in peace, Ella Jenkins. 🤎 Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Fight me. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

...BY WHOM?!?!?! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Please don't speak to me or my dog,,, Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's not your TIIIIIIMMMME.... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Roaches are the last damn straw... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

How to die alone... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Janet, that's the way hate goes... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Watching the VMAs with my old ass... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Building a bridge out of cash and money... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Deliver us from Lee-vil... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Journaling about bisexual girls… Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It could all be so simple... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Spray-painting a Box Chevy... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

You b_tches can't even spell bronze... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I got ants in my pants... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's just emotions taking us over... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Usagi, get off the damn floor... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Slur, if you don't get off my damn phone... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Down at the pawn shop... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hating everyone at the airport again… Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

A shrug with pursed lips... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Start back at none, b!tch. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I want everybody to shut up... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Taking a well-earned break from boy rap. Yucky. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Exhaustion caused by boy rap... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Welp, this is a Kendrick Lamar stan account. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Y'all alright? Because... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Driving past influencer mansions... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Wack beef and retweets… Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Cowboy Carter Commentary! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Bad boys for life in prison... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

stompingluhpussyhos.... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I have more than doubts! I look at the two of you, I see so many differences. He is 23. You are 44. He's white, you're Black. He is 23! You are 44! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

You smoke crack, don't you? You smoke crack, don'tcha?! LOOK AT ME, BOY! DON'T YOU SMOKE CRACK?! You know what that does to you? Huh?! It kills your brain cells, son! It kills your brain cells! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Somebody almost walked off with all my stuff. Not my poems or a dance I gave up in the street, but somebody almost walked off with all my stuff like a kleptomaniac, ha! Working hard and forgetting while stealing...this is MINE! This ain’t your stuff! Now, why don’t you put me back and let me hang out in my own self? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Flipping our blessed hair through a truly Cécred week... ***Trigger Warning*** This episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

…and I, oop! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Thank you to all the fans for the love and supportSpecial thanks to MSG Entertainment and The Beacon Theatre. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There could be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and we started yelling at her. It was so ridiculous. And then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her. When she came back in the fall for highschool, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird and...now I guess she's on crack. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

My mother was a REAL WHORE! AND A JUNKIE! And she traded me...for ten dollars and a fix. There are many things in my life that I regret, including having you for a daughter, because that man was your father...but I WILL not apologize for the decisions I made. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I have a man...who wants to love ME, but I won't let him because of YOU! I refuse to let you hold me back anymore! I'm gonna love hard. I'm gonna be a better mother. And yoooou don't win...because your hand-me-downs stop here! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Three thousand books down, three thousand to go... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

New year, same n-ggas... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2023 Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Clearing out the mailbox Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Paying with points... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Wasting time on fingers... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Just hear us out... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.