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Ep 135Ep 135 | How to Actually Unplug from the Grid | Guests: Chris Moody and Cristi Moody

Former CNN correspondent Chris Moody and his wife Cristi Moody sold all their stuff, outfitted a van, and spent the year driving around America on the cheap with no boss or schedule. They've encountered hundreds of other people living off-grid, and join Heaton to talk about what forces Americans to compete in the rat race, and how to escape it.

Jun 3, 201939 min

Ep 134Ep 134 | North Korean Snake Bile Whiskey | Guest: Jaron Myers

Comedian Jaron Myers rejoins Heaton to sort out the week's more obscure headlines, from Venezuelan criminals running out of bullets to Russian communists demanding that HBO redo the "Game of Thrones" finale.

May 31, 201940 min

Ep 133Ep 133 | Everything You Know About Nukes Is Wrong | Guest: Ward Wilson

What if dropping bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki isn't what corked off World War II? How tactically useful are nukes, and how many times have we almost accidentally obliterated ourselves with them? Ward Wilson is the author of "Five Myths About Nuclear Weapons," and joins Heaton to discuss the stuff about atomic warfare you've never considered.

May 30, 20191h 5m

Ep 132Ep 132 | We Should Absolutely Legalize Mushrooms | Guest: Mike Riggs

Denver just became the first city in the U.S. to decriminalize hallucinogenic mushrooms, and Oakland, CA, is eyeballing a similar measure. Heaton brings on psilocybin and drug policy expert Mike Riggs of Reason to talk about the concerns of legalizing psychotropic drugs.

May 29, 201944 min

Ep 131Ep 131 | Justin Amash Goes Rogue on Trump | Guest: Brian Brushwood

A lone Republican congressman is calling for Trump's impeachment. Podcaster and magician Brian Brushwood joins Heaton to investigate the case and to make an unrelated call for George Takei to run for Congress.

May 28, 201940 min

Ep 130Ep 130 | Can Ravens Save Britain from Brexit Apocalypse? Friday Release Valve | Guest: Turner Sparks

From human composting to poop-stained checks; from a comedian disbanding the Ukrainian Parliament to a restaurant where you have to bring your own table, the Friday Release Valve brings you the silliest news of the week. Joined by comedian Turner Sparks, Heaton explores the latest headlines.

May 24, 201940 min

Ep 129Ep 129 | Time to Put Your Brain in a Computer | Guest: Robin Hanson

Are we approaching a time when we will be able to download our consciousness into a computer? If so, what will that do to our lifestyle, economy, etc...? Robin Hanson, author of 'Age of Em', chats with Heaton about the future of the human mind.

May 23, 201944 min

Ep 128Ep 128 | Am I a Neoliberal Shill? Are You? | Guest: Colin Mortimer

Have you seen the term "neoliberal" floating around the political sphere? Has someone ever thrown a tomato at you and insisted you're a neoliberal shill? Heaton brings on the Executive Director of the Neoliberal project to answer: what the hell is neoliberalism, exactly?

May 23, 201941 min

Ep 127Ep 127 | Bail Ideas for When I Finally Get Arrested | Guest: Andrea Coleman

Comedian and attorney Andrea Coleman joins Heaton to talk about ways to improve bail bonds to make sure people get detained for flight risks, not lack of cash. Heaton reveals several ways he might one day be arrested and also gives some pretty good gardening tips.

May 21, 201934 min

Ep 126Ep 126 | John Bolton is the World's Most Dangerous Mustache | Guest: Jason Buttrill

Tensions are escalating with Iran. Are we cruising towards war or just blustering? Jason Buttrill joins Heaton to explain the Trump Doctrine and whether or not you should bet on "we're going to bomb Iran" on a game show.

May 20, 201936 min

Ep 125Ep 125 | Would You Campaign on Pornhub? | Guest: Kevin Seefried

Comedian Kevin Seefried joins Heaton to suss out the week's better headlines, from shark thieves to legally-mandated polygamy to why psychics should be paid more for plane crashes. It's the Friday Release Valve!

May 17, 201928 min

Ep 124Ep 124 | These Damn College Kids! | Guest: Robby Soave

In the era of radical identitarian politics, where unthinking vitriol and sometimes even violence abounds, more and more we are in need of sane voices in political discourse. Robby Soave, author of 'Panic Attack: Young Radicals in the Age of Trump' joins Heaton in the studio to talk about the future of politics in the new generation.

May 16, 201954 min

Ep 123Ep 123 | Alienating the Audience: Game of Thrones | Guest: Grant Carlisle

It's time for an industrial helping of high-grade nerd chat about Game of Thrones. Heaton talks to policy wonk and lifelong nerd Grant Carlisle about the deeper meaning of George R. R. Martin's books and HBO series.

May 15, 201953 min

Ep 122Ep 122 | What the Hell is 'Dark Money'? | Guest: Dave Levinthal

How much do you have to pay to swing an ambassadorship? What is Citizens United and why do people loathe it? Heaton talks with Dave Levinthal, senior reporter at the Center for Public Integrity, about campaign finance and how money shapes politics.

May 14, 201943 min

Ep 121Ep 121 | Mother's Day Special

It's that time of year again! The mistletoe is hanging in the doorway, all the snow has been shoveled, and there's a glass of wine just waiting on the kitchen counter for that special person. Snuffy's Diner is proud to sponsor this year's Mother's Day Special!

May 13, 201918 min

Ep 120Ep 120 | The Spy Whale Who Loved Me | Guest: Lou Perez

Comedian Lou Perez joins Heaton for a Friday Release Valve episode to discuss the silliest headlines of the week: Some sheep go to school, chicken nugget ice cream, a guy crossing the ocean in a barrel, and a lot more fun on this week's episode!

May 10, 201936 min

Ep 119Ep 119 | How Harlots Saved America | Guest: Thaddeus Russell

What if history isn't a string of great man biopics or a struggle between conservatives and progressives? What if it's a battle of disciplinarians against drunks and harlots? Thaddeus Russell comes on to talk about his book, "A Renegade History of the United States."

May 9, 201938 min

Ep 118Ep 118 | A Great Way to Screw Up the Economy | Guest: Jeremy Kareken

The market tumbled yesterday after Donald Trump threatened to double down on tariffs. Heaton explains Comparative Advantage with a brilliant scotch analogy, and is then joined by playwright and comedian Jeremy Kareken to rant about protectionism.

May 8, 201943 min

Ep 117Ep 117 | Criminology Lessons from a Prison Rodeo | Guest: German Lopez

It's expensive maintaining the largest prison population on the entire planet, but we've managed to do it for several decades. German Lopez, senior correspondent at Vox, joins Heaton to talk about criminal justice reform and how the 2020 candidates stack up on drug policy and sentencing.

May 7, 201941 min

Ep 116Ep 116 | How We Beat Those Neanderthals | Guest: Natalia Reagan

Comedian and primatologist Natalia Reagan joins Heaton to talk about hominids, the human family tree, and the time when Homo sapiens weren't the only smart bipedal hominids running around.

May 6, 201950 min

Ep 115Ep 115 | The World's Sexiest Accent | Guest: Brian Sack

Comedy writer Brian Sack joins Heaton for a Friday Release Valve episode to sort the world's better headlines: from the worst use of parking spaces ever, to a great education game about cow tuberculosis, to an effortless but irritating way to get abs.

May 3, 201931 min

Ep 114Ep 114 | Why Do We Love Conspiracy Theories? | Guest: Jesse Walker

What's in the DNA of a conspiracy theory, and when does it go from benign to dangerous? Jesse Walker is author of "The United States of Paranoia: A Conspiracy Theory," which identifies the different types of conspiracy theories and charts them from the Salem witch trials through Barack Obama's birth certificate.

May 2, 201945 min

Ep 113Ep 113 | That's Not Socialism, Dammit! | Guest: Justin Haskins

People don't really like pointing to Venezuela, Cambodia, Cuba, or the Soviet Union when they talk about socialism. (What with the deaths.) They like to mention cute sweater-vest countries, like Denmark, that aren't actually socialist. Justin Haskins, executive editor at the Heartland Institute, joins Heaton to talk about what socialism is and isn't, and also when it occasionally gets out of hand and murders hundreds of millions of people.

May 1, 201946 min

Ep 112Ep 112 | The Student Loan Bubble Is Filled with Swamp Gas | Guest: Royce Sharp

Student loan debt has surpassed $1.5 trillion dollars — more than credit card debt — prompting some ascendant Democrats to push for loan cancellation and tax-funded university tuition. Heaton figures out what's making it so expensive with filmmaker and friend Royce Sharp.

Apr 30, 201952 min

Ep 111Ep 111 | Good Fare, Bad Fare, We All Scream for Welfare | Guest: Deanna Easley

Deanna Easley rejoins Heaton to talk about welfare: when it works, when it traps, and her experiences on it. Plus, Heaton explains a Biden vs. Trump election through ostrich racing, and producer Jennings comes on with timely feedback.

Apr 29, 201945 min

Ep 110Ep 110 | The Time the Brits Accused Me of Gun-Smuggling | Guest: Bridget Phetasy

Comedian Bridget Phetasy joins Heaton for a Friday Release Valve episode to sort out the week's better headlines, from how the Philippines might trigger World War III, to man-killing birds, to black-market colonoscopies.

Apr 26, 201937 min

Ep 109Ep 109 | Loneliness Is Worse for Cities than Godzilla | Guest: Tim Carney

Did Trump win the election because economically displaced Rust Belt workers wanted a shake-up, or because old white guys can't handle change? Tim Carney rejects that dichotomy and says that the 2016 election had more to do with the nature of the community you hail from: whether it's connected, upwardly mobile, and optimistic, or pessimistic, disconnected, and lonely. His book, "Alienated America: Why Some Places Thrive While Others Collapse," dives into the nature of American communities and why the disappearance of clubs, churches, and diners is hurting the nation economically and psychologically.

Apr 25, 201951 min

Ep 108Ep 108 | Am I Castrating Libertarians? | Guest: Gene Epstein

Gene Epstein is the director and moderator of the New York-based debate society the Soho Forum and formerly the economics editor at Barron's. He's also Heaton's mentor in economics. He comes on the program to chastise Heaton for his ideological foibles, then to talk about why the Federal Reserve Board is horrible and we should scrap it entirely.

Apr 24, 201954 min

Ep 107Ep 107 | Conservatives on Climate Change | Guest: Stu Burguiere

Stu Burguiere joins Heaton to weigh in on climate change as a conservative — how alarmed we should be and what good and bad policies look like.

Apr 23, 20191h 2m

Ep 106Ep 106 | Capitalist Solutions to Global Warming | Guest: Jerry Taylor

Jerry Taylor, formerly of the Cato Institute and now president of the Niskanen Center, joins Heaton to talk about what pro-market solutions to global warming look like. Plus, Heaton spices up the Mueller report, and a new whisky-based sponsor.

Apr 22, 201953 min

Ep 105Ep 105 | Why Robots Will Never Replace Comedians — Friday Release Valve | Guest: Andrea Jones-Rooy

Back by popular acclaim, Andrea Jones-Rooy joins Heaton to sift through the week's better headlines, from Pennsylvania's new state amphibian, to dog catchers in tanks, to the Japanese version of "Breaking Bad." Plus, why comedians don't need to worry about getting replaced by robots anytime soon.

Apr 19, 201939 min

Ep 104Ep 104 | This Historian Can Predict Your Politics by Your Age | Guest: Neil Howe

Neil Howe is the historian and demographer who coined the term "millennial." He also developed the Strauss-Howe generational theory — the idea that America has four types of generations which go through cycles of history together. He joins Heaton to explain a different way to look at history and to pinpoint where we are in it.

Apr 18, 201951 min

Ep 103Ep 103 | How to Liposuction Bile out of Politics | Guest: Arthur Brooks

Hate is big business right now. So is fear. Arthur Brooks, president of the American Enterprise Institute, joins Heaton to talk about his book Love Your Enemies: How Decent People Can Save America from the Culture of Contempt. As well as his new film, "The Pursuit," about the power of markets to solve poverty.

Apr 17, 201949 min

Ep 102Ep 102 | Bernie Sanders Visits Rupert Murdoch's Death Star | Guest: Brian Brushwood

Bernie Sanders just held a town hall with Fox News...and came out on top. Brian Brushwood joins Heaton to slap socialism around, but also point out the surprising policies where Sanders and Trump converge.

Apr 16, 201947 min

Ep 101Ep 101 | Can Space Force Stop Somali Rocket Pirates? | Guest: Anthony Colangelo

Is a U.S. Space Force an inevitable step to protecting satellites and commercial space activities, or just an expensive exercise in shuffling Pentagon bureaucracies? Military and aerospace expert Anthony Colangelo joins Heaton to sort things out.

Apr 15, 201934 min

Ep 100Ep 100 | Playboy Bunny Lawn Ornaments—Friday Release Valve | Guest: Jaron Myers

Comedian Jaron Myers joins Heaton to probe the more obscure headlines of the week, from an incredibly polite Canadian car theft mystery, to robot burglars, to the world's most ominous potatoes.

Apr 12, 201941 min

Ep 99Ep 99 | A British Slum Doctor Tackles Poverty | Guest: Theodore Dalrymple

Poverty and low standards of living are often thought to be the outcome of those at the financial and social top standing on the backs of everyone else. But what are some other possibilities? Theodore Dalrymple, author of "Life at the Bottom: The Worldview that Makes the Underclass," comes on the program to talk to Andrew about the influence of a generational welfare state and its impoverishment of stable, family-based values.

Apr 11, 201955 min

Ep 98Ep 98 | I Want to Build a Moon Base | Guest: Robert Zubrin

We've been to the moon a couple of times to collect rocks and go golfing, but what benefits would we get from building a permanent colony? Robert Zubrin is the author of "The Case for Space," founder of the Mars Society, and president of Pioneer Astronautics. He joins Heaton to talk about how to build a moon base and how to get the private sector to do it cheap.

Apr 10, 201944 min

Ep 97Ep 97 | Is Batman Libertarian? — Alienating the Audience | Guest: Megan Sass

Comedian and comic book guru Megan Sass joins Heaton on "Alienating the Audience" to talk about superhero politics. How do Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman play out ideologically?

Apr 9, 201946 min

Ep 96Ep 96 | How to Make Partisan Hacks Nervous | Guest: Dan Fishman

Every election, we're told we can either vote for the lesser of two besuited sociopaths or throw our vote away on a doomed third-party candidate. (At which point, you may well spoil the election for everyone.) Dan Fishman is the incoming executive director of the Libertarian Party, and he has a solution for shifting our elections away from exercises in fear and hate toward logic and values.

Apr 8, 201939 min

Ep 95Ep 95 | Improve CNN by Adding Bears | Guest: Jimmy Failla

Comedian Jimmy Failla returns to help sort out the week's more obscure headlines: from marathon endurance singing, to football skulls, to why Uri Geller is a threat to us all!

Apr 5, 201937 min

Ep 94Ep 94 | The Politics of Dune: Alienating the Audience | Guest: Ben Brockschmidt

Heaton goes on a melange-fueled sci-fi plunge in this special installment of "Alienating the Audience" about the politics and economics of Frank Herbert's "Dune." He's joined by fellow nerd and possible mentat Benjamin Brockschmidt to discuss feudalism in space, the future of humanity, technology, and the nature of power.

Apr 4, 20191h 9m

Ep 93Ep 93 | Where Can We Touch Joe Biden? | Guest: Negin Farsad

Can Uncle Joe climb out of the vat of #MeToo he seems to have fallen into? What are his policy priorities, and can he win the Democratic nomination despite being an old white guy? Comedian Negin Farsad of "Fake the Nation" joins Heaton to get the rundown on Uncle Joe.

Apr 3, 201939 min

Ep 92Ep 92 | Jesus, Sex, and Reality TV | Guest: Phil Robertson

Heaton invites on BlazeTV's Phil Robertson, of "Duck Dynasty" fame, to talk about how secular and spiritual people can get along and, to a lesser extent, to run Heaton's reality TV show ideas by him.

Apr 2, 201936 min

Ep 91Ep 91 | Something Polish This Way Comes | Guest: Brian Sack

Poland is part of NATO and an EU member state, but it's veering towards nationalism and populism and some other unsavory developments. Brian Sack, comedian and Polish expert, joins to discuss.

Apr 1, 201946 min

Ep 90Ep 90 | Donkeyball and Competitive Russian Slapfighting—Friday Release Valve / Guest: Turner Sparks

Comedian Turner Sparks climbs aboard the podcast to discuss the week's more obscure headlines, from calls in Ireland to use the army to fight deer overpopulation, to a Supreme Court decision over hoverboard moose hunting, to Siberan slap fights.

Mar 29, 201939 min

Ep 89Ep 89 | Adam Smith & The Wealth of Nations | Guest: P.J. O'Rourke

Adam Smith got the party started, alternately lambasting feudalists and mercantilists and paving the way for a more free and prosperous world. Legendary humorist and author of "On The Wealth of Nations" P.J. O'Rourke joins Heaton to discuss the plucky Scotsman's contributions to society.

Mar 28, 20191h 2m

Ep 88Ep 88 | 'Pervert Capitalism' | Guest: Rick Ungar

When do corporations go from valid money-making operations to amoral schemers living off the public dole? What obligations do companies have to their employees? Rick Ungar joins Heaton to discuss the proper role of capitalism and what solutions can and should be attempted by government. PLUS: Introducing Fr. Michael O'Grimsly, vicar at the Church of Woke.

Mar 27, 201934 min

Ep 87Ep 87 | Boost Your Widget Sales Through Tribalism | Guest: Mike May

Mike May is a business strategist in Washington, D.C. He joins Heaton to discuss how major corporations are embracing tribalism, either to promote change or to simply grab headlines and customers. But it turns out there's also an unexpected free market upside to tribalism.

Mar 27, 201933 min

Ep 86Ep 86 | The Mueller Probing | Guest: Justin Robert Young

After two years, the Russian collusion investigation has come up empty, so it looks like Robert Mueller won't be frog-marching Donald Trump out of the White House. Political commentator Justin Robert Young joins Heaton to sort things out.

Mar 25, 201943 min