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The glorious sound of a ticket machine

Jun 3, 202644 min

A lot of underwear under there.

Jun 1, 202645 min

The whacky waving inflatable tube man

May 27, 202640 min

Turning the clock back

May 25, 202638 min

New Balls please!

May 20, 202638 min

A machine ate my homework

May 18, 202647 min

Cutting a rocker's hair

May 13, 202640 min

Mr Blobby is chocolate pudding

May 11, 202642 min

Picking up a rock star

May 6, 202643 min

The Fun Plane

May 4, 202637 min

The man who knows everything

Apr 29, 202640 min

Not much COP

Apr 27, 202647 min

Explaining tennis

Apr 22, 202642 min

Is it coming home?

Apr 20, 202643 min

Minimising the kissing

Apr 15, 202647 min

Football this, football that

Apr 13, 202638 min

S2 Ep 381Getting football done

In these follow-up clips from last time, it was the eve of the Euro 2020 final, we heard of a hero in space and a Danish couple had an English experience

Apr 8, 202639 min

S2 Ep 380We're going to win!

It was Spring 2021 and Mr Blobby was in power, we were getting jabbed and there was a big football match to play.

Apr 6, 202643 min

S2 Ep 379The "B Arc"

In these clips from 2021, Mr Blobby was doing his best, footballers were being booed, and I made a prediction that hasn't come true...yet.

Apr 1, 202639 min

S2 Ep 378The roadmap to normal

It was Spring 2021 and we were about to be let outside, I invented a food item and Mr Blobby took a holiday

Mar 30, 202641 min

S2 Ep 377A royal eye test

In these clips from 2019, a royal personage had a scrape, another one wore a controversial hat and I got a right ear full.

Mar 25, 202642 min

S2 Ep 376Go faster!

In these clips from five years ago, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace and an important football match was played in an odd place, and we found where Donald Trump got his bleach idea from.

Mar 23, 202643 min

S2 Ep 375Deciding to be amused

In these clips, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace, the government had no apparent strategy and Donald Trump had just lost an election.

Mar 18, 202643 min

S2 Ep 374The price of a pint (Part 2)

In this weeks clips, we were bored of redecorations, appalled by a sandwich and we found out why beer costs so much.

Mar 16, 202641 min

S2 Ep 373The price of a pint

In these clips from five years ago, Matt Hancock tried crying, I wondered who was going to replace Bodger Johnson and I couldn't believe the cost of a round.

Mar 11, 202640 min

S2 Ep 372The vacuum of integrity

In these clips, i had spotted a spaghetti reference in space, Bodger enjoyed a home glow-up and his fiance was incandescent.

Mar 9, 202646 min

S2 Ep 371Boris's Banana Boots

In these clips, an inventor told us he was doing us a favour, we were looking for a huge and tremendous trade deal and there was a whole lotta beeping going on.

Mar 4, 202641 min

S2 Ep 370No shame!

In these clips, we heard about a big dog, a man looked at the sun, and a brainiac left with a box.

Mar 2, 202640 min

S2 Ep 369The nomadic caveman look.

In this episode of clips from five years ago, we got the view from horseback, I rediscovered a particular writing instrument and we had a big weather development.

Feb 25, 202640 min

S2 Ep 368Haven't we been good?

In this episode, we were allowed out after a long lockdown, there was an encounter with a lot of guns, and one man shared his unbelievably expensive addictions.

Feb 23, 202642 min

S2 Ep 367The Curious Furious.

In this episode of clips from five years ago, Prince Phillip had just died, people were shopping and protesting, but only one of those was OK, and Twitter showed itself to be an enemy.

Feb 18, 202644 min

S2 Ep 366Twitter goes down

In this episode, there was some flag waving, a woman found a scary pastry, and we had an alarming outage.

Feb 16, 202643 min

S2 Ep 365The Space Hippy, Part 2

In this episode, there was a gnome shortage, we found a curious poll, and we were told what British people want.

Feb 11, 202641 min

S2 Ep 364The Space Hippy, Part 1

In these clips from Spring 2021, there was a lot of scamming about, we were allowed a haircut after months in lockdown, and there was a mystery surrounding a professor off the telly.

Feb 9, 202644 min

S2 Ep 363The Grabby Stick of Justice

It was April 2021, and we had been let out for a day during lockdown and had behaved very poorly, there was a furious call from a certain Brian from Stockton-on-Tees, and we got some very bad news about hair.

Feb 6, 202642 min

S2 Ep 362The penny-farthing delivery service

In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby was embarrassing us on the world stage, a man was filling in his census, and a lot of people left a lot of rubbish on a rare day out.

Feb 2, 202628 min

S2 Ep 361His Imperial Hotness

In these clips from 2021, we were trying to understand the rules, the lottery paid out £122m, and there was a pre-determined sexiest man contest.

Jan 26, 202633 min

S2 Ep 360The shameless clot

In these clips from 2021, a top Conservative had just released an uncomplimentary book about Mr Blobby and the other Tory toads, I give a lesson in maths, and we find out what you get for £5000.

Jan 19, 202633 min

S2 Ep 359Lego hair

In these clips from Spring 2021, Piers Morgan had just stormed off a TV set, we were comparing the hairstyles of the rich and shameless, and it was all getting a bit surreal

Jan 12, 202633 min

S2 Ep 358The Fat Particle

In these clips from 2021, people were buying into a nincompoop's act, we were talking about old names, and I had an encounter with the pink boat people.

Jan 5, 202630 min

S2 Ep 357Sniffing for newts

In these clips from four years ago, Fishi was trying to get us back in the office, a man went brain hunting and someone had a problem with ducks.

Dec 22, 202527 min

S2 Ep 356Edna, Ethel, Nora and Fred

In these clips from 2021, Tory MPs were carrying pints of milk with them, Mr Blobby had just spent £2.6m on a room and we were talking about how certain names weren't popular any more.

Dec 15, 202529 min

S2 Ep 355A Silly Fishi

In these clips from 2021, we were told that a corrupt organisation should take over a corrupt organisation, there's a weather forecast because sometimes hearing a weather forecast from another time is a bit like taking a holiday, and Fishi Sunak told us what was good for us.

Dec 8, 202532 min

S2 Ep 354Million, billion, trillion

In this week's clips from 2021, we were getting used to being in, we found where some of our money went and a caller had an idea on how to improve everything.

Dec 1, 202533 min

S2 Ep 353The plutocrats wallpaper

In these clips from 2021, we were freaked out by crowds, corrupt people were taking over corrupt institutions and a catastrophic clown show had become unaccountably popular.

Nov 24, 202530 min

S2 Ep 352The 18th happiest

In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby had his toys taken from him, there was a happiness deficit, things were getting back to normal after The Thing and we were engaged in patriot games.

Nov 17, 202534 min

S2 Ep 351A hug-free zone

In these clips from five years ago, we were NOT looking forward to Christmas, The Thing was still among us and The Tangerine Scream had just lost the election

Nov 10, 202529 min

S2 Ep 350Statues and sausages

In these clips from four years ago, we were talking about a very silly car, Bodger was making noises with his face about freedom and I go on an unhinged rant about the catastrophic clown show of a government

Nov 3, 202530 min

S2 Ep 349Being unhelpful

It was four years ago and a TV presenter had been mean about the size of Robert Jenrick's flag, Putin was acting nice and Donald Trump was not the President of the USA.

Oct 27, 202528 min

S2 Ep 348Special Outrage Edition

In these clips from Spring four years ago, I was on the hunt for a bird, people were living in a cave, flag wavers were obsessing about passports and we were looking forward to filling out our patriotic British census.

Oct 20, 202535 min