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TMS 2144: let’s do X together

I think a bird just fell off my shirt! 7 Ingredient Dipshit Supremes. 10 regular size Hamsters or a Hamster sized dog? Monkey Butts and Sugar Science with Bobby. They Were All Along The Watchtower! A public toilet, but for faces! Poorly translated pet water. Bezos Knows a Penis. Selfie Stick... or Lightning Rod? You Just Can't Willy-Nilly" This Stuff!" Gotta go walk the Hamster. What am I to you? A sot? The X-Ray Doodle. Ooops i crapped my pants. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 15, 20211h 52m

TMS 2143: You Can't Handle the Fruit!

Three's Carpentry. Do dogs have fish sandwich because id really like to HONK, aaaaaaaaaahhh! I'm sending you a present so shut the F up. The Pot calling the Kettle Misspelled. Moist Joists. The House of Trembling Madness. Newly Indoctrinated Vaper. 52 Miles or 7 Hours. Stroker Ace was my solo career Porn name. Smarmy Chicken Lord. We asked for more Gwalkmaur but they wouldn't give us anymore Gwalkmaur. How Many Mmmms Does it Take to Get to The Sausage? We have a Fiduciary responsibility to make you lose. Ball Gags and a Box Full of Weapons. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 14, 20211h 38m

TMS 2142: Pig Wrecked em

It's okay to send your parents sex videos. Just don't make it weird. These Things Do Not Afraid Me! No Anus Beetles, thank you. The wiener just came out and I can't put it back. Good luck on the weird sex, I'm British. I Don't Like EarWiiiiiiiiigs. 7 Ex's And A Blake Lively! How Buzzfeed Are You? You're Going To Sploosh On Top Of The Spaghetti! I Should, but then I Don't. Stop Trying to Make Fert Happen. I don't care what that Grizzly Bear is wearing. I'm not sharing its elevator. Welcome to the Orgy. Where Should I Stick the Candelabra? The Heaton is On with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 13, 20211h 33m

TMS 2141: Relax and Think of Unicorns

Petrificus Fungbungulus! QAnon Shaman Mini-fig. It's not that kinda Jerky. To Be Clear, Little People Are Humans. Gonna Pull Back On The T! Mystery Brother Subject. Having a Bit of a Tinky with Gidget. Don't Use 2D Tuna With a 3D Cat. Comedy Week Revenge Guild. Willows little people brownies. Was It Too Early For A Fish Sandwich? Sucks being old, but I'm always horny. Stop Trying To Make Borders Happen! Walking the Beans with Tom...and I Guess Nicole Is Here With Reccomentals, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 8, 20211h 50m

TMS 2140: Roundhouse of Refreshment

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Jul 7, 20211h 48m

TMS 2139: Darth Vaper

We All Have a Shelf Life. It's The BETTER Dakota! Want to try my Movie Theater Pickle? Vape CBD Ev'ry Day! Come On Down To Randy Rental. Getting Some Weed & Shasta From The Kroger! Worried about limited heart beats. Plays Resident Evil and screams. Random person yells into the void, more at 11. What's The Dill About Movie Theater Pickles? Ireland Where they Sing Ditties And Eat Clovers. Walk Towards the Wood Chipper! Stuff that down your green pipe! Occupying Different Spaces Together. Much Pain In Butt! Press F9 For Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 6, 20211h 33m

TMS 2138: Blaveheart

What Will It Take To Get You Into That Big Mac Value Meal today?? Freedom Rock, Turn it Up While Taking a Freedom Bath! A 2-Way Mirror is Just a 1-Way Window. Red, white and Chew. Dead Counts as Damaged. The Hoitey & The Toitey! Aliens are Taking Your Taxes! Follow Me On Twink Tok! Describe the T-Shirt Situation. Love the band. Not sure about the hitler mustache. The Colman-Domingo: Best All Around Spanish Cooking Stove! Prepare to See Some Ween That'll Make you Feel Better About Yourself. My heart tells me hot dog. Stuffing your face with cream filled tubes. Hellpoint Wildersmith, He was great on That 70s Show! The Comic Books and The What Not and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 5, 20211h 29m

TMS 2137: CSI Stardew Valley

No Show Yesterday. No Show Tomorrow. Doctor Jellyfingers Checking the Oil. Liquid Nitrogen-Chilled Don Cheetos. Meringue All the Things! Show me Your Gross Sausage Meat. Masticating Quietly on Air. They've Got Ringos On Their Thingos! Hand Me Those Children. Waiting There In His Underoos. Throuples Do It As Soon As They Leave. If Your Penis Looks Like an Artichoke, Please See a Doctor. All the Bad Kids Died. Cloud Fading with Tom. Maybemental with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 30, 20211h 58m

TMS 2136: Don't Tickle Your Rat

These Fecal Flakes Taste Like Crap. The Gun Added 8 Pounds. What's David Letterman's beard doing these days? You know it's got talent. Let's talk about my butt! I Could Really Go For A Cucumber. Cheap Medal Bastards. A Pelt Away from a Q-Anon Shaman. The Seth Rogan Experience! Flat Earth Confirmed! Butt Butter... Now in Tubes! Meat Based Best Friends. He also believes in Aliens. Der Terk Er Gerns. Dust Collecting with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 28, 20211h 46m

TMS 2135: Preparation Level H

Frank Zappa Was The Mother of Invention. It Rubs the Lotion on the Nips or else it gets the chafffff. Shit N Slide. Can I talk to you about your extended Anus warranty? Blowing Monkeys for Science. Wild Cocked Tuna. Every Time a Penguin Gets a Shoe a Kitten Gets an Anus. Thinly Spread Layer Upon The Choad. Quick Review: Meh. Monkeys Exposing Themselves With Bobby. Jim Henson's Viking Babies: BORKA! BORKA! A Brownish, Refreshing Cola-Looking Drink. I'd Curb-Side The SHIT Out Of That Place! Frogpants OnlyFans. The Roaring 2020's with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 24, 20211h 39m

TMS 2134: Necrolickaphobia

Satan's Little Helper. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a dead body? Ah1 Ah2 Ah3 crunch 3. California's Erupting Mud Basket. It's An -Oochie Like Name! Do Astronauts Have Jobs, Because I Really, Like, Want To Know! Dancing Naked While Wearing The Skin Of Grandpa Nissan. Modok runs Penguin Town. It's ALWAYS Leg Day! Can I Say Jackass?? Pissy Android People. Rigorous Basketball with the kids. Who's gonna fight the foo.?These guys that's who. Barry was the Gibb with the squeezed testicles. Tom's Tech Time! The Great Dornholio with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 23, 20211h 49m

TMS 2133: Taint Paint?

The Sprinkler Man Waits for NO ONE! What's your Waifu password. A Donkey on the Lamb. The Birth of Venus or David's Penis. STOP THE MONKEYS! He Can't Schwing Very Hard Any More! Prime Day has just gotten too commercial. I Like a Good Hillbilly in the City Story. Where do I put my possum? A Crumbling Facade of a Joke. Grease is the problem I have with Nut Butter. Go Kiss An Onion Ring. Can't wait for Integration Test Season 2. Live, From New York, It's Tuesday Morning with Justin and More on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 22, 20211h 13m

TMS 2132: A Party Every Few Inches

A Priest, a Mountain Biker, and 14 Ibbotts Walk Into a Bar. Why was your Battle Cry Shit on Me? Don't Toss Grandma off a bridge. Words you never want to hear your Mother say. What is Bukkake? The NUT Part Is Emphasized! You Need a Permit to Spread Grandma. Quarter Cocked Caravan Of Cars. IT'S A TARP!!!!! Park Icon not to Scale. No Scratch, Just Half a Bush. In Soviet Russia, Tella Nuts You! The 80s Creeped up my butt and stayed there! I only watch the games for the nostril hair. Attracting No Drama Magnets. Making Things With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 21, 20211h 32m

TMS 2131: Pork Taint Burrito

Shaved-Ass Looking Little Bits Of Coconut. No Show Tomorrow. Is That Where All My Shirts Went??!? It's No Hamilton, But It's A Lincoln And Two Washingtons. ClareGeek? I Don't Like TV Theeeeeeeeeeeemes. One More Thing Batman Won't Do! Drama Is The Magnet You Put On The Fridge! It's The Casual Troll. Mighty fat guy. Jerky in the dark. SON OF A GOAT! Brian goes schoo. Tom Has Been Freed! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 16, 20211h 59m

TMS 2130: Hidden Pillow Ranch

Batman Would Totally Eat The Mona Lisa. Tears For Elderly Fears? That Guy With Speakers Lied. It's definitely not Mego... Actually, it's Mego. Hail Caesar the Fourth. It was a Salad piñata. Phloo the gum across the car. He Needs a Publix Defender! Are Parking Lot speakers Better Than Parking Lot Tacos? I like Wario, he's a dick. Batman In The Red Hood. Do you have the complete history of this mannequin? Are Dave Matthews and his band still a thing? For Justin was an Oily Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 15, 20211h 26m

TMS 2129: Prague Rockers

Boy Scouts are just another Gang. Moist Engorged Phlegm. Cougars and Bears Hang Out in Different Bars. That Banana is My cousin. Black Bear car detailing, sucks. handlebar up the hoo ha. Detective Hairy Twink. We didn't start the fire...or Kill Ned Beatty. I Appreciated Lizard Penis! HIPPO Violations. Tee Shirt shops, Tourist Traps and Duh Bears. Watermelon Flavored Thighmaster. Can I still use the Chode Butter? Keep An Eye Out For Bonery Guys. You're not Magnetic, you're gross. Making things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 14, 20211h 46m

TMS 2128: Uncle Tinkles

This Is Not My AirBNB House! Frosty-Haired Chode. Having A Rule And Enforcing It Are Two Very Different Things! Rick Roll gives me gas. You'll never get me Loki Charms! Find the weird. Cut it. Use It. I don't like Uncle Peeeeeeeee. Question for the Weed People. Put Your Wiener In It! NFTing NFT. I am a lady liking lady. Scott Rick-splains YouTube. Bumping heads with Skeezy Crypto Bros. A Cool Dude with a Whole Lotta Hair talking science and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 10, 202157 min

TMS 2127: Baron Zima

They're Born dicks, They Stay Dicks, They're Dicks FOREVER! Bee Keeper Suit? SEND PICS!! Potato Tornado Was My Finishing Move. You Gots a Horny Boyfriend. Mmmm ziplock pizza. That's The Moment They Sniff A Daffodil. Natalie Portman's Age is a Fuzzy Thing. From Hell with Fred Astaire. Please Rain, I'm Busy Watching Netflix. Zoom and Gloom! Last place it goes is your butthole. One Your Left Dude Got a Dog. Regular Ass Fries. Eating a Slinky is Attractive to Me. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 9, 20211h 45m

TMS 2126:Pho'arts

One Man's Trash is Another Boy's Porn Collection. I had the Pho and the Pho won. Good old Kentucky Tennessee. The Ike Truman Show! Crypto-Bros 24/7! Throbbing purple ring. Best Burrito By Bike. Like A Horse On A Ferris Wheel. Banging it out with your big jerky stick. Fighting the Black Pudding in Dungeons & Dragons! Don't Turn Your Upsie into an Oopsie! That Nugget is Sus. Cartoon versions of Rick and Morty. Burrito Slippage. Teased-Out TV News Hair with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 8, 20211h 34m

TMS 2125: Mitt's Junk is...inevitable

At some point, everyone in Utah will touch Mitt's Junk. I Don't Like Infected Coffeeeeeeeeeee. Don't eat Fish flavored Ice. Pubic of the Leftists. Fecal Matter? You're soaking in it! Death Star Whiskey. A Bad Moon Rising Colonoscopy. I loved it even though I almost puked. I Don't Hate Old People, I Just Want Them to Eat Me. Pee Where You Sit! Tool du Jour. Get Your Bum Checked. 3D Puberty Props with Bill. Enunciating Words with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 7, 20211h 40m

TMS 2124: HTC Weed

A Group Of Macocks Are Called A Podcast. Beer, Free Donut, and Free Ride! VapoRub, Now with WEED! Recycling is realy hosed. Bluetooth Speakery Unit. Do TikTokers have brains, because I seriously wanted to know! Drop That Blood, You Damned, Dirty Primates! Heavy And Rubbery. The Morning Hate-Listening Stream. You Have To Do It In Those Two Or Three Days, Or You Are In Trouble! Regular Old Pill Market. Cars are Not Vacuums. Legal Window Openings! The Old Flu Way. Staying alive with Gibby Frankenburger. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 3, 20212h 0m

TMS 2123: Basement Baby Glob Unit

No Matter What You Do, I Only Wanna Picachu. I don't like barf on meeeeeeeeee. Popcorn: Styrofoam with rocks in it. Are Poptarts A Sandwich? #1 rule is you can only go #1. Don't let baby stick you in a corner. The Chatroom We Deserve. 3 snack food groups. Fritos, Cheetos and Doritos. Ice Cream isn't a snack, its a meal. Keep Your Turd Blossom Away From Me. Masters of the Bait-Free News. Walgreens in a Dude in a Walgrenns? Would You Get In Line For A Smelly Flower? Put My Face In The Lawn. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 2, 20211h 54m

TMS 2122: Pumping Bee Juice!

We Haven't Had A Solid Bee Sting In Years. It's Not Called Oooloo! We Asked For More Fish Cheeks But They Didn't Have Any More Fish Cheeks. Leave the grapenuts, take the cannoli. Don't bother me when I'm dead. I Don't Like Bull Testeeeeeeeeeeees!!! ARE YOU IN?? My foam is now fully erect. Lisa, can I borrow your phone? She's A Small Part Of The Game With Two HUGE Parts! Nuthin' but the Nut. Take That, Chicken Effers! Heart of Hearts and Guts of Guts. A Very Less Quiet Place 2. Opening a brothel with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 1, 20211h 41m

TMS 2121: Don't Woo In My Car!

Do You Even Lyft In Vegas, Bro?? STEVE AND BRIAN ARE ON DRUGS! Gidgit's time of the month. That is so ReeeeeeeDICULOUS. Don't Take The Piss, Brian! Two Weeks In Vegas Makes a Cover-Driver Humble... If I Hear a Woot, You Get The Boot! Colonel-tested, Colonel-approved. Ain't No Rides for the Wooish. Putting Love-Hearts On This Bastard! Schwan's Guy at the door. Tarps and Barf Bags. Will Smith's Eurovision. I was only a little stoned and drunk. The Only Thing Scott Knows About Iceland: BJORK. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 27, 20211h 53m

TMS 2120: Donna the Dead

Shpritz of the Flonase. Kick Randy in the Testicle. Boy Am I Glad I'm Not Allergic to Vibrations. David Cop a Feel. I Don't Like Allergieeeeeees. Sir, This is a Wendy's Hotel and Casino. Jalapeno Jiccups. Three Johnsons And You're Out! The Tolkien Broccoli Estate. Just Jam those Pores with Aluminum. Texting Elizabeth Montgomery. It's Half Pre-Apocalyptic! Mt Baldy, just south of Toupee Hill. I like a good Honk. Reccamentals! Upgrading servers to PHP 7.4 with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 26, 20211h 52m

TMS 2119: Two Oregon Fish Sandwich

Exit Hole Soup. Don't Vape Me, Bro! Gibraltar Is Giving 110%!! Poo Hand Luke! I'm gonna buy an effin tazer. Like Fun Dip? No? No, not like Fun Dip? Weird Cheese People. I'll Kill Your Family Unless You Lick This Battery! Nobody Likes Woods McKenzie! Snakes on a Porch. May the 25th be with you. A Utah $6 Is A California $30. The Shaggy Podcaster. Don't Lose to the FREAKIN Grizzlies! Don't Let Your Niche Internet Fame Turn You into a Dick. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 25, 20211h 38m

TMS 2118: Mitzuber

The Weens of His Combatants. Medical Grade Germans Jaaaaaaaaa. Shoving Raffled Off Infants into My Face. Vanilla Extract Anal Beaver. Get me LEGO! LEGO of Spider-Man! Your Tenku is showing. I Don't Like Tasting Peeeeeeeee! I Should Probably Get Stitches... but Super Glue is Right Here... Eggs come out of Cletus. Prove that Mask is Not Your Face, You Can't! Like Shang Chi, but Noodles Instead of Chi. Little Keepsake of a Dumb Animal. The Nervous Squirt Of A Squid! Perusing Colorful Macs from Afar. Avoiding Injuries with Bill. Major MODOK and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 24, 20211h 52m

TMS 2117: Buying Fake Pee? Urine Trouble!

Never Double Dip your Swabs. I don't like Synthetic Peeeeeeeee! No Show Tomorrow. Screw you, I'm going with Zod. The Preposterous Poopiepants McGee. Do dogs own birds? Because I like really want to know. We don't sell Pokemon cards. Too much violence. Siegfried and Deep Roy. Old Fashion Hot and Juicy Religion. I Don't Practice Urea! Bruce Illissess. Blood Robots and Monkeys. Kermit the Johnson. Tech Time with Tom, No Tech Issues with Nicole and More on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 19, 20211h 52m

TMS 2116: Human Spin Art

Constantine Troutbunker. Paying The Porcelain Price. Oculus Googlus. The Stinky Kimchi Mistake. Leaving Rehab > Divorce > Olivia Munn In 24 Hours. No Bum Flu For You Sir! There is no Day Two. Kuhn & Poots. It's A Broken Nose Party. He'll Have The Creamy Scramble! No Show The Day After Tomorrow. Kimchee Is NOT Supposed To Be Black! The Red-Headed Stepchild of Vaccines. Justin Robert Young, Ambassador of Cool Town, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 18, 20211h 35m

TMS 2115: Hell No 90120

Two Shits Passing in the Night. Johnson Neighborhood Rescue Service: Free Roll of Duct Tape with every visit. Baby Johnson Johnson. Cutting pipe is not a euphemism. You had to park it on the grass? Sorry about your leg casserole. Ned Beatty Looks Great for 1000. All that M*A*S*H training finally paying off. You are right where I would be if I were in your shoes. Don't Cut Your Own Pipe! I'm the Best at What I Do, and What I Do is Convert 8mm Film. The Night The Lights Went Out In Dayton! Will you water the poison supply? Letting Your Hate be Your Guide with BIll and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 20211h 31m

TMS 2114: Pizzamon Go

No Cinnamon, Send It Back! Penile Art = Penal Action. People Don't Even Know That They're Doin' It While They're Doin' It! She looks like a raisin, I love a nice Raisin. End With A Twist! Yahoo Serious Hair. The People's Republic Court. Nilla Nanna Nutters. Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink. Even the Flat Earth is Mostly Water. We're all Johnsons here. I'm Not A Shunner, Jerry! Tuti Fruity Prostituti. Cheating with dates. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 13, 20211h 52m

TMS 2113: On the yoink

Pimps Wear Funny Hats!! Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson. Loki runs Villain Town! Literally His Head Is Red. The Best Little Whorehouse In Vegas? KITTYGIBUTUWHAT! Alexander Dumbass. And The Dude What Played Jesus!! Big Shout Out to Nobody. He Wrote Less Miserables! Gerard Dubbatwo. DFC: Down For Crap. It tastes like youth. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 12, 20211h 53m

TMS 2112: Rotten Meat Curious

Hooked On Stefaniks Worked For Me! I Spent Every Summer at Mellon Camp. Physically Correct Boy doll. The Baby Shit Memo. Give me my gun and my goat and I'll be fine. Flunteer Airlines. Kimchi is not Meat! Rotten meat or prison pee? Choose wisely. Marty! We Have to go Back! Back to the Dojo! Earth is round? Prove it you can't! PTA Hitman. Just Say He Has a Penis. What's the deeeeaaal with Ice Cream Machines? Sidekicks and Roundhouses with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 11, 20211h 47m

TMS 2111: Saduchi Sapachi

We ate your weiner, and it was fine. Excess Dryness Between the Buns. Hairy Woody. I DON'T LIKE TASTY FREEEEEEEEZE. Welcome To The Price Is Wrong Bitch. Devil Plate. Inspector Gadget Cutlery. Ribbler for Her Pleasure. CSI: Freddie's. Racing Rhinos on Scooters. A disappointing hot dog meal experience. Scientific Proof of 80s Bullies. Going Pepsi Clear. Mustard Flavored Mayo. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 10, 20211h 52m

TMS 2110: Run Bummer

Sabrina the Teenage Felony. 5 Pirate Movies, 6 Wives, 8 Recorder Holes. Billionaire's are people too dammit! Weird Birth Smirk. Maybe we don't have to talk to people. Don't Count The Mouth Hole. Divorced, Behead, Died was my Talking Heads coverband. I don't like Frat Boy Partieeeeeees. Bobsplaining Science with the Frankenberger. Robert Plant has the BIGGEST HEAD. Real Cats Can't Talk. Johnny Depptide Cake. How many wives got the axe? Discussing the 27-Year Itch With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 6, 20212h 0m

TMS 2109: Glape Suzette

Good at Drawing Butt Kazoos. The Winder Next Door. Tango, Turner, Cash and Hooch. I Don't Wanna Hang Out With Marc!! The Shape Of Our Girl In The Watery Stars. How Did You Know To Make Him Naked? Julis Caesar Chavez Dressing. Everyone Call Tina! What's the Legal Limit of MODOKs? Boring Octopus Teacher. Confused? Have a Pamphlet! National Give a School Nurse a Hoagie Day. Full-Frontal Tech News With Tom. Fudge Fudge Fudge Alright Alright Alright with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 5, 20211h 53m

TMS 2108: Running for Goober Natorials

He's The Guy With The ONE Monocle! Baaaabyyyyyy duck doo doo doo doo. Mrr Thrr Frrth Brr Wrrth Yurrr. March The Tenth Be With You!! He's Got A Leachy Crotch!! Never trust a beaver. THE DUCK WAS A BABY! Sean Bean Even Dies When Narrating. Beaver Chewn Tube. I'm a felon. Date Me! Jamiroquai Grammer?!? Mouth full of chicken pudding. Corey Feldman is my go-to leach puller offer. Celebrity Politics, Politics, Politics with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 4, 20211h 38m

TMS 2107: WHO IS DICK PRICE!

It's Called Noodles & Company, Not Side Salad & Company. Where's Harvey Milk?! Mostly White Balls. Mostly. Reset the Fury Road Clock. There Were Four Nipples! Billy Archer Eats a Tree. Checking the Nudity Spreadsheet. Protected only by her ample bosom. Cauliflower Nokia. The Bear Wrestling Movie. Forrest Bueller. You ruined the moment Dad! Snyder's Pretzel Cut. Piles of Shame with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 3, 20212h 0m

TMS 2106: Trinidad & Winnebago

PIXAR's Untouchables. I Can Choose Between AC AND DC? Crikey! How do Leap Years Work? Come out to Salt Lake City, Have a few laughs. Mother Brothel and her Disney Princesses. Laden with Ladies. All out of Plexes. Dreams of Anon McCain. If Your Gidgit Lasts 4 Hours of Longer, Get Stuffed! Firestarter 2: Cinderella. Murdering A Six-Pack Of Wicked Slice. Yakitori Amos. Too Many John McCains. Rats are the future. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 29, 20211h 43m

TMS 2105: Captain Mortality

Cooking With Clare. Wankercising. I Don't Want the Lazer-Squirts. UNDOCK YER SWETCH! Accu-Weather Johnson. Spirit Airlines runs Garbage Town. String-related hobbies. Moderna 2: The Modernaing. Shape of Water 2: the Shapening. I Don't Want to Be a Human Barometer. Did You Purchase Wiffle-Bat Insurance? They EFF you at the Spirit Airlines! (Spoken as Joe Pesci). I ain't sittin next to the Sweaty Pad Thai Guy. Seeing Through Tech Time with Tom. Reccamentals without Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 28, 20211h 31m

TMS 2104: Jeff's Kiss!

How many days since a Fury Road mention? 0, Always 0. Sheena Hulkstein. Tiger Based Magicians. Does Kung Fu Count as a Superpower? Who has the Most Wheaties Box Experience? Card Flickers and Gum Slappers. Don Cheeto and his weird English accent. Pull Down Sock Faces. It's Garbage. You Should See It. Fu Man Chu Part Two. Wedding Snatchers. I smell like a woman WHOO. Nerds of the Greatest Caliber. Coming to a ConCENSUS with JrY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 27, 20211h 29m

TMS 2103: Don't forget to hate and ignore

Dunaway's Squishy Balls. I don't like the letter zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm Old, I'm Dumb, Get Used To It. 24 ACROSS: BITCH MOTHER. Take Your Wife... or Somebody You Like. Editing Killed the Video Star. Stay Dehydrated, A-Hole. Hey it's Mr Die hard! Bill, Why Aren't You Stephen? Ron Chihuahua was my wrestling name in college. Scripted Butt Moment. Ascend to S-League, Turd Monkey! I need some protein. We can't fix it in post, there is no post. Making things with Stephen. Major Spoilers with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 26, 20211h 50m

TMS 2102: Katherine Heprin

Jesus Fried Chicken. There's no crying in video games! Whore Horror. Turns Out a Lot of Things Rhyme with House. We're All Grumpy! I call my underwear Live Action Shorts. NeoprEEN with a nice SHEEEEEN. JFC in the BMW. Pain! Tree! Butter! Full Frontal Frances. Dealing with Ding Dongs. Tall Glass of Marge. Your fish tank has too much Pee in the Ph. Short For Pronto? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 22, 20211h 56m

TMS 2101: Le Steak D'Shack

Red on head light. Puhfeeling Puhfine after Puhfizer. Pig Anuses You Love, From People You Trust. Feel Like a Man Now? You can't return your food and eat it too. Weird, Boogery Part of the Egg. Karma is gonna slap that cap off. How About Lego Popeye? Maybe Lego Popeye? Lego Popeye? LEGO IS WITHOUT HONOR! Noodle Doinks and Hand-Rolled Joints. There is no I in WeWork. Sanding Wood is my TikTok Dance move. It is a Blanket Ladder, for Quilts. Making Two Cents with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Thx to BlueChew today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 21, 20211h 59m

TMS 2100: Glorious Geography Of Teeth

Nose To Butt Lane. Burger Goes In, Burger Goes Out. Entry Level Beef Burrito. All the Elk Ladies, All the Elk Ladies. Sex, Lights, and Monkey Bars. And I Am Theodore Wolverine" Logan. Wrestling Fat Kids On Tramps! Del Tatos. A situational situation. Taylor Monkey-Joy. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hangover. Guess the Canadian! Breaking Poptart News! Efficiency Like Ze Germans. Beef Marines. Making Things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 19, 20211h 51m

TMS 2099: Sack Snyder

Q-Ant-non. Booby Franks & Boogers Talks About Wooden Satellites. Chrysler the Redeemer, Transform and Roll OUT! My Echo was misbehaving, so I punched her. Podcasting is just microphone collecting for people who like to talk. Beans! Beans! Millions Of Beans!! Jesus Saves With Coupons, You Can Too! Wesupplywood. Hairy Chasm of Pete Townsend's Armpit. Leave the Chat and Ascend to a Higher Plane. Punch your echo. Utah Inflection. Roy Orbison Becomes Catwoman. Tumor of Passive Aggressiveness with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 15, 20211h 47m

TMS 2098: Down The Q-Hole

Reboot, Remake, Revive, Repeat. Its called Prooping. Rules are for Old People. Star Trek: Upper Decker. Non-Fungible Wooden Ball. You Cant Do That On Recommentals with Nicole! Rough Hands Kim. I Don't Like The Things You See In A SciFi Moviiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee! You're Not Keeping Up With The 'Saved By The Bell' News?? You've Got The Phillip K Dick In Ya! Loving the Keenan. Forgetting the Kel. I LOVE THE SPICE NUTS! My mangoes taste like hairspray. VR Office Report with Tom. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 14, 20212h 0m

TMS 2097: That Indian Restaurant is a Naan starter

Coffee Porn Music. How Will I Ever Learn How Babby Is Formed? A Glory Hole Silo. I like to cup testeeeeees. Pretty ballsy grabbing the tiger like that. Always Castrate your Children's Toys. Why do the holes match up with the eyes. Corn Nut Pioneers. Frogpants Doodle-a-day. What's Third Eagle up to these days. You know he's got talent. Dude, where's my ambulance? Buckets of Apocalyptic food. Milking this Phoenix for all it's worth. How is Jamie's Sausage Made and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 13, 20211h 25m

TMS 2096: Joaquin Phreezer

Are These Tacos Racist? Sorry we took your land. Here, have a taco. Chicken Legs & Ostrich Nuts. No Way Your Name is Kevin. Eff You, I Shan't Say Flamingo. Grumpy Old Tumors. It scared you because it vibrated. The Symptoms. I don't like Speakeeeezee Beeeez. This show is full of idioms, but not spelled the same. How do you play Strip Go Fish? That's right he didn't have a unit. Freeloading Freefeeders. Making Deals With Bill. Hail Hydration with Stephen. Naan doesn't bend and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 12, 20211h 47m

TMS PM for 4-9-2021: Emergency Hole

We Violate a Hippo. Cool Shorts And Jelly Bums. A Tom Hardy Man. Four Clover Leaks. Diamond in your ass with some coal. Senfield Snyder Cut. Poopy Router. Violate my own HIPAA. The less we know with Dan and more on this episode of TMSPM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 9, 202154 min