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TMS 2193: Chockit Mewt!
Everybody run. The Waffle House lady's got a gun. Vlad the coke impaler. Coking The Kitchen. Friggen Pogs. I'm Sorry Listeners, but the rest of the Podcast is in another Email. Take My Cheese Eggs at Gunpoint. Vanilla Bullshit Thing. Porn Syrup? People Should... They Just Should! I'd rather spell better. what's the deal with your lever? Dead See Shrinkage. A Whip Permit Please. Not ballgags, gagballs! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2192: No Kibble. All Bits.
Creamy peen...nut butter. No Country For Any Men. Once Peanut, Twice Shy! House Erect Records Still Stand. Raisins Ruin Everything. The Pre-Thing. Lance Armstrong of Peanut Butter. The Boys were Frogs. The Girls were Pigs. That's nature. THAT Was Your Swedish Chef Impression??!? Little bit of tater love. Muppet Babies Gotta Come Out Of Somewhere! Tom Might Be Giants. Go through my drawers and see what sparks joy. Top Notch Tech Time with Tom. Lipstick Boobs with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2191: White People Spicy
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TMS 2190: You wanna be creepy?
90 is the new 89. Ram the Man parts! Best horse in Disney history. Come On, Siri! Pay Attention! The Overwhelming Sound.... Of Silence! The prince was whatever and he became a thing. PHP = Programmer Hates Programming. Holistic baby chickens. All Cream And Splenda. She doesn't know how to use a fork, that's hot! Was there a movie about Atlantis called Atlantis something? The Grumpy Old Man Prize. Paul Simon is a Chevy Chaser. No Bells with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2189: Accidental Dream
If There's Eyelashes Then I'm Out. Someone could be dead, but i was too tired. 11 minutes in Heaven. More Manly Than I Care For. SHAT IN SPACE!! Ten Lasso. Gardener Retriever. Nice Ass-Spect Ratio! They Had THEIR OWN Shirts! Satan is my Vaccine. Which Crue? The Motley One! We Did NOT Go To Dingle! Nobody Knows HR PufnStuff. Who Set The Dogs Off? Cops Cops Cops! I Podcast For The Articles. Tom's Tech Time. Dunking for paperbacks with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2188: That Place Nose What They Are Doing
Are you ok if i do both holes at once?? Horking up a Loki. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Controversy! Full Service European Spa. Broken Nose Jim Jam. Snipping the ol' Trunk! The Utah Pizzazz! Hello Friends, it's Seinfeld. Cheers! Milking the Teat of God. I Press X To Doubt! There's No Loafing at the Sourdough Hotel. Complex hairy One. Baldwin? More Like Hairwin, AmIRight? Live From A Moon Tower, It's Justin Robert Young and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2187: The Spice Squirrels!
Colonoscopies are a Real Shit Show. 13 Flavors At Raskin-Bobbins!! The Northern lights sound like Nickleback? I'm out. Nope to the Pope. Canadians Eat Like The Rest Of Us. World's Smallest Poutine Launcher. Rocky Road Colonoscopy is not a new Ben and Jerry's flavor. The TikTok McNugget Challenge! No 4:3 for you!! 612 Days of not watching Parasite. Sheldon's head on Batman's body. Carolinas Fist Bump. Never tell me the odds! Never tell me the calories! Let God Sort my Screws. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2186: Sing a Song of Pancakes
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TMS 2185: Simon & Simon & Garfunkel
Isn't There a Battle Royale Movie Called Battle Something? I Don't Like Under Sieeeeeeeeege. A Chia Pet Gathers No Moss! Duck Penis Expert. He's The Walker AND The Texas Ranger! Tom Cruise. I'm out of numbers. Random Jimble-jambles. Ass, Gas or Marijuana. It's Bad When they Have Sports People. All Up In My Elbow Pit! We've Got A Little Terlit Room! Me and My Leavings. The HIGHEST Hanging Fruit! Bring me the Nose of Artie Lange. Twitch Unto the Breach with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2184: This Podcast is SO Gross
The Pipes of Bag. Shaka, When the Clothes Fell. Mandolindelorean. Kenly and Jenner - The weird Harp Twins. Grandma Outruns Prisoners. From Whisky to Nuts. Alas, Poor Robert Urich. Ace Ventura Poop Detective. We Had Our Violins, Now We Have Our Sax!! Get Dressed & Exit The Vehicle! Love the weiner. Hate the buns. I've got an organ! Walk Down the Wrong Hallway to Set Up a Conflict. The One Where They Throw Wrenches at Each Other. Throwing Wrenches at Each Other with JuRY Rotten Young and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2183: 10-4 Wet Noodle
I Find the Whole Vulva Fun! Maybe Buscema? John Buscema? Not Sal Buscema? Kojak With A Kodak. If porn hub has taught us anything. Lorenzo's Llamas. It's your poop now! You all have more butthole knowledge than I do. Going To Chocolate Town Costs $50 Extra. It's Monday Or Wednesday Today. Cops and Dude. Lady in her bed clothes. Truckers have 45 names for cops. Speaking of White hair....there is no transition. What Kind of a Deal with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2182: Ann Hyphen Margaret.
Emotional Support Wine. SHAT IN SPACE. How About A Boober? Shaving Our Legs with Gidgit. Teacup Little Shithead Things. Stick it in the Leggy Bum. Apply old Pedro to new Virginia. Circling the 80s Sitcom Drain. Phantom ball pain. Free flashdrive with purchase of a Kiss coffin. Aardvark Animation. Anubis Is A DUDE! Ring! Ring! Squid Game Calling! Canada says, Sorry no lube. The Blue Mountains ARE Blue! Your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2181: Just North of South
Wall to Wallnuts. Post Appopolepatic. My Wife un-Effs My Life. They REALLY Say Mahnards?? Hello, Welcome To Worse. He's A Million! Years Old! Jom bolia. 43 strikes and you're out. Luke, I am your Testicles! you want it to go scrotumn. There's a Cho on that Show, I don't know. Ring around the mouth hole. It Was Dan Hadiya The Whole TIme!! What did I say? Shut Up! Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2180: Hey Mr. Tambourine Monk
I NEVER Want To See The Dark Knight Rise!! Horking down the boog. Panda Express My Colon. Have you ever done a hitchhiker? Namaste! No Tip for You! The Fruber Is Also Cursed. Pop in, Pop Out, Not pop In? Please Keep Your Arms and Legs Attached inside the Vehicle at All Times. Jesus is my airbag. Millionaire, Billionaire or Kajilionnaire? Forced Enjoyment of News. Gummi Bear-Ritos. The Brown Brothers Will Take Care of 'Em. Shuck-e-Oyster. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Free TMSPM Monday! Science Cat and the French Turd.
A free taste of PM this week! Join the TMS Patreon to get it every single week! Taste the carpet to be sure. Dew Destructor. That Must Be A Hotel Room, There's Hotel Art! I'm Sorry, You Are At A Taco Bell. How gritty was my clam? Wine Karens. The Winiest Karens. What Kind Of A Pile Are You Looking At? App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2179: Mud Blood Hut
I saw it on The TicTak. We built this city on lots of blood. Zero to Jackie Chan Will get You Killed. Peep Power Hour. Gorge, Pivot, Puke, Repeat. Same Screw, Different Place. How Many Red Fraggles are There Anyway? Cocoa Powder, Just Add Blood. Therapy is Easier When They Are Dead. Screwtegrity. Coffee Goes In, Pee Comes Out. Upchuckin' a frankfurter. 60 Pounds of Peeps = DEATH. Who is Going to Milk the Spiders? Ben Folds Clothes. Shitting Bricks with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2178: Who's Peeing?
Mad Mustard Fury Road. Unintentional Toilet Cleaning. Ittsy Bitsy Bite on the Ass. Kooky Suzuki Was My Kabuki Name. I Can't Quit You, Love The Show, Though! STAY OUTTA MY HOOTER! The Deltan 88 Galaxy. That movie sucked I saw it. Spider-Butt-Bites. Its the spider's toilet now. Shut Up Richard Dawson, STOP TRYIN TO KISS ME!! The Tucker-Sucker Proxy. Run DMC Motors. My car is a seat. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2177: Shamed by the Bell
Why The What And Not Who? If Found, Please Return This Underwear to. All 71 Year-Olds Are 71. Alpha-Phalpha, Spankakey and Daralala! Mayor McCheese was Recalled. Extremely Prejudicial Muting! Miss you guys and your wives. Right-Handed Driving Simulator. Cosplay for Concern. You Haven't Seen the BlaBlaBla? Who brings a gun to a baby shower? We done did have full show. Pee Wee's Porn House. The Brothers Brown are all Blue. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2176: The Crown's Gambit
A Dramedy? That's A Camel, Right? Up your nose with a glowy hose. National Air Bender Day. I Say Keep the Damn Ottoman. Does that letter give good lumbar support. Are Space Orks Sporks? Handsome, Bald, and Famous. The Michelin Man Made Us Dinner and Still Has Fat Rolly Arms. Hot Cockles. You can't see my fingers at home. Take The Turkey in the other Room. I Can Eat 11 Nails and Fart the Longest. Poor neglected Hamilton. It doth was not Jennifer. Just a Saber with Bill. Y The Last Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2175: Burn the butterflies
To Catch a Petabyte. NEED OUTPUT! Wasp-ception. My Husband Comes from Donut People. It all made sense in the dream. Everybody Loves Morrissey. Mowing Virtual Lawns and Pumping Virtual Gas. Not My First Isuzu Rodeo! Skeevily Biting Her Neck. Bobby Frankensteinburgerhymen. Moo Loo Poo. Dark Matter Multiplies Like Rabbits. Never Introduce Anything to Anything. Moo Left the Seat Up? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2174: Taco Del Ariana Grande
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TMS 2173: Ryan Maiden
The Dog's Butt is Covid Free! The One About the One-Eyed Nun and the Four Monkeys. Gozer the lockpicker. Dressed Like A Kinder Egg. McGruff, The Crime Burger!! Small, Medium, or Roundabout? 18 Park Places and 35lbs Later. Just Okey, No Dokey. Doin' Half The Okie-Dokie!! Tourette's O'Riley, Road Rager!! She's not as methy as I expected! A Box Of Illuminati Pizza! McRover Value Meal. How-r-ye. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2172: Gin-Swilling Firecracker
Ireland or D&D? You Be the Judge. Is Eastern Mysticism Real Because I Like Really Wanted to KNOW. Hawkeye? Not hawkeye? Like hawkeye? Minecraft Poop. Kiss Your Lucky Charms Goodbye! I Don't Like Pouring Coffeeeeeeeeee. Yabba Doo! How Fast is That in Kilometers Per Hour? Piss Off, Ghost! Squeeze the fart right out of Mitzula! Look, but don't touch the celebrities. I Like An OK" Hot Dog!" Truck Stop Chick Tracts. Foo Fang Fung? Making things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2171: All Potatoes all the time
My Wife Partner. Wonton Endangerment. A Pinch Full of Scott Makes the Weed Brownies Go Down! Beer as Dark as My Heart. Assault with a Deadly Fruit. Hitler is my middle name. Head, Shoulders, Hand, Foot, Mouth...Hand, Foot, Mouth. Undesirable Utah Shrimp! Put A Little Bit Of Weed In There. Virginia Pipette is my Stage Name. Science is cool and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2170: Happy little sex tape
Collateral finger damage. Our wives are our friends as well as the sexy stuff. Pizza Blob the Hutt. White Guys Talk about Rap. Napster Was Great. Ask Your Parents. A Raw, Meaty Hole In His Head. Mumford, But Not His Sons. Scannable pants. Nicole and Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2169: Battery Paranoid
Cultivated Beard Unit. Kim Gets Thanked, Scott Gets Flipped Off! Found Unconscious In Shrubs... TV's Three Beards! Homeless Contactless Delivery. The Metabolism Of A Mosquito On Speed. The Sheep Is Judging You HARSHLY! The Dog Licked me. Now I have Pink Eye. Sand and Weed. Don't Epoxy That Floppy! I don't want your swampy butt. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2168: Meat Juice
Put Sugar in that Boy, and Send Him Home with More! Go To Ireland For the Lucky Charms And The Whatnot. Just Lean Back and Look at the Ducks, Man. Male Lard. Conjugal Visits Are NOT Allowed at the Zoo! Lady Maderna. Pull Out Your Thing, Blow on it, and Shove it Back in! Hot Tubs are Water Coolers for Old People! A-Salting your meat with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2166: Stabby Noodles!
Don't Show Me Dildo! The best part of wakin' up, is Cat Butt IN YOUR CUP! Warming the creamer. Beer, Book, Battlestar Galactica. This Lawsuit? Nevermind. This Lawsuit Smells Like Teen Spirit! I left my flip flops in the clip clop. Silly Rabbit, Stabs are for Straights! Michael Rooker's balls are all CGI. Come for the beans, stay for the corn. I left Randy Newman in my hotel room! WE Don't Love Your Parents! You don't sound Nigerian? Experimenting with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2165: That wine gets a Si from me
I Do Not Like These Beans In My Pene Dr Green! This Is Where His Chode Will Go. Folding My Arms During the Theme. Don Knotts' Death Montage. Step-Fantasy Island. Adobe dropped support for Flash mobs. Tappin' Out a Wiener. Roney Boney, the San Francisco Treat! Cork Dorks. Full View of Hottub Land. Fifty Shades of NO. Socially Distanced Planking. Start With Lentils And Work Your Way Up. Nyaaaaaah Seeeee It's JrY Seeeeeeeeeee and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2164: $5,000 Per Moron
Daney Curry. Taking a gulp of Skin Air. Smelled Like Duck Hell. In Heaven everything is in the Cloud. Don't go chasing heart failure. T-pops? T-pops? Not T-pops? Give me all ZEE CONDOMS! Repelled by the UnNormals. Call 976-Dial-a-Nigerian-Prince. Big Macs and Velvet sunsets. Sell it before it gets wet. Do You Have A Two Year Old Of Any Sort? Pushing him away like he was t-pops. Going to Hell for the Fiber. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2163: Send Your Emails To 2012
Gene Hackman, President of the Nipplefolk. White Guy Dancing for Everyone. Two Ciders and a Benadryl. What do the Irish do when theyâre weird? Shave your head for the job you want. Does this spot look infected? Jamming 70 Jupiters Together with Bobby. Smoke Rain everyday! Cheeky Jell-O Shots. 4:20 Shenanigans. That Man Came Out Of Nowhere. hawkeye? Hawkeye? Not like Hawkeye? Uranus has a ring around it. Fen-Phen Diagrams with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2162: She Gets a Tatu, not a Tattoo
Boobs Butts and Beyond. 50 Shades of Nope. Check Out My Oily Fans! Tornadoes Never Come to Visit Me. A Goatse Hole In The Middle! The Chive & The Onion Are Owned By The Potato Conglomerate. Buy Low, MRI While High! Who Wants A Nooner??!? Freecock Peacock. Expired food roulette. Losers are always welcome. Weiner in the pie. Philip K Dick eyes. Bringing Yik Yak Back with Tom. Reccamentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2161: Beef Sheets
The chatroom is my spider. Quarter Horse's Top the DPS Meter. Lucky charms, now part of your traditional Irish Breakfast! My Name is Mug. 88 Point Whatever Giggawatts! How do decimals work because I really want to know. Kirkland Heroin: Better than it Oughta Be. Dream Warrior! It Wasn't Huge, But it DID Come Back to Life! If you have a goatee then you are in the evil timeline. We're not Democratic, We're Dicks! Nobody steals a horse, of course, of course. 10 & 20 To The Power Of S! Fun Taliban 'fact' with JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2160: Screw you Man-eater!
You Can't Drink All Day Unless You Start In The Morning. I don't like crotch beeeeeeeeeees. Hospitals. They're full of sick people. The answer is always Murderers. Can I get that with Hall and Oats Milk? I've only seen one murderer, ooops I'm Dead. Hot Nozzles That Poop Out Plastic. Touching Feet at a Gentleman's Club! Spider Peen! Baby Shark Every Week! Brown Beard takes his booty. Swift Punch In the Chest. Like Pixels? Not like Pixels? Breaking Bits with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2159: The Magic Magician Industry
Put it Back, Jeffrey! Pop Guns? We've Got Pop Guns? Pop Guns? Miles and Jeffrey at Disneyland. His arms wide". 20 years ago, this person was younger. I'm A Moderate, Not A FULL Star Wars Fan. Indiana Jones and the Journey From The Exit To The Queue. Strap-on Lightsaber. I Have Two Grey Hairs. Gimmie a second. I'll show you my dude. Common Wookiee Noises. Spine Reshuffling. Butts-on Burner. Playing WitcherMon Go. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2158: Carter's Jim Jam
Commit to the tissues. Is Pejorative Pejorative? Live From The Aluminum Falcon! Jumping Into The Groot Chute. Having Chewbacca All To Himself. More Blood & Swears! First Name Bobby, Last Name Burger. Disney's Chippendales! Salacious Turd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS Disney Update 01
TMS Disney Update 01, because why not! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2157: Monkey Knuckles
Constitutional Hoo-Ha! THEY CAN HUG RICE! Jimmy Carter and his wife Richard. Norman Didn't Die, He Went to Live on a Farm Upstate. Mayor McCheese Presides Over All Burger Arbitration! She Doesn't Get The 'Good' Equipment! Kim joins us and more, on this episode of the morning stream! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2156: Affordable Meatballs
This Candle smells like my meatballs. I Hope It's Mustard! A Naked Lady Making a Sandwich. Zero Sugar Delta Splash. I'm Not Your Google. Can Soda Shot First! Hey, this show is daily! The Bookcase Prefers to Be Called William. I Don't Know What She's doin, but It Ain't Sellin' a Phone. Isn't there an agency dealing with Firearms called A-T-Something? Stickers are also for men and women. One T-Shirt, Extra BS. Fake False Things. These Controllers Don't Make Dual Sense! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2155: Sean Cheese
1% on rotten potatoes. HANDS ON BUZZARDS! Pavlov's Bunch of Freaks. Who Let The Dogs Out? Me...I Did it! That Stuffed Bear has a Twinkle in Its Eye. I Just Remember Boobs. Getting a Brazilian From The Neighbors! You Said Steeler, But It's Okay. So you hate fun. Toon Town is a rough neighborhood. Short-Time Listener, Long-Time Caller. Bad Smell RSS. Shouting At The Screen With Tom. Doin' Shrooms With Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2154: Full Twerkle
My name is Twitch and I'm here to say, your channel is blocked for DMCA! Even Taco Bell is Suffering From The Chip Shortage! I DON'T TRUST I M D BEEEEEEEEEEEE! I Would Thumb Up Your Video. Sex & The City... But Old. MY BOOB HURTS! Meningitis Of The TEAT!! Never Tried Breaking Out The Jennifer Tilly! Five Golden Girls Are a Parasite. Not sure whether to apologize to Florida or Ireland. How's The View From Under The Bus? Do you get your nipples pierced at Claire's, because I like really wanted to know. Chicken of the Vaccine! Tipsplaining. Always one day older. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2153: There's A Smell And It's Not Good
Do I Look Like I Turn Down Free Food? IT'S THICK! Grampa Lonely Pants only takes checks. It's Not Food, It's Denny's. Bad Diaphragm - Now Your Sprinkler is Pregnant. White Fungus was my High School Wrestling name. The one where Twitch craps out. Tripped, Flipped, and Popped. It's lump, it's lump, it's lump, it's birds nest soup. Drink from the Pink Tube. My Best Friend Phoebe. Use your lips there, fella. The HORNY Melon! Back To Parallel Uneven Bars. All That, and a Headphone Jack! Making things with bill and major spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2152: Grapefruit Pencil Shavings and pesticide
No one like Malort or Truck Nuts. Reading Feedback from the Feedback with Gidget. Accolades Up The Wahoo! Bobby in The Wendi Zone. That Is SO Not My House! Great big test tubes. I'M DELETING THIS RIGHT NOW. Identity Thefted? You need to be a wizard to finish this quiz. Just Because You Have the Nuts Doesn't Mean You Need to Put Them on Your Truck. You bastard! You served Kenny! using my big boy brain. Don't get your Pussy Galore mixed up. How Many BeeBops to Harry Potter DingDongs? It's our time of the month and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2151: Her Name Contains Earl
Be the Marble not the Hippo. I Don't Like Ice Cream Cheeeeeeeeese. Duty-Free Ibbott. Is Pepsi Mango OK? A Fish Named Illidan. Lawn Darts: Not a Board Game. You Don't Have to Be Smoking Crack To Be Wrong. Hot Lasagna In Tupperware For Everyone! Don't Put Me in the Cooties. Buy it in 4K. It's the Only Way to Be Sure. Nintendo Switcheroo. Stop stealing my pebbles, you DICKS! Self-Absorbed Beaver. I Only Watch it for the Prosthetics. The Lord of Onions. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2150: Vaguely Lincolnish!
Jewy Duty. Mad Johnson, Fury Keyboard. 2-Hours of Animatronic Yokels. I Don't Worship KISS, but You Might. Chode butter for a beer is a fair trade. There's A Lot Of Attached Tissue There! Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Drone... Corrosive Pooch Pee. That Little Gnome Girl Who Won The Olympics! We Need Youse at the Court House. Zwimming Is Polish For Swimming. Fifty Years of Getting Peed On. Don't Touch That Jolly Bobbit! Roger Rabbit Frantic Car Zoomin' Around Ride. Three Ham-N-Eggers with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2149: Opulent Lando
We Invented the Worst Cheese. Vamp, Tramp, or Scamp? Flossing the Back Nine. Scott was gonna binge watch Loki, but then he got comics. (Like Afroman 'then I got high'). Genital Vibration Defense. Orange Kang is so Refreshing! The One That Wasn't The Other Two. Call It M*A*S*H-AFTER! Ignoring the Purge Deadline is just murder. STED - Smoke Twitch E'ry Day. Would You Like Fries, and an Olympic T-shirt, with That? What is Dexter up to now? You know he's got talent. I'm sure we can get Peter Scolari. Making Things with Bill. An Inconvenient Mouse Hole, with Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2148: Cookie Sticks
I Like That Peanutty Smell Comin' Outta Yer Mouthhole! Well, Spackle My Nuts and Call Me a Candy Bar! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Nougat. Once Again, My Analogies Are BAD! Nougat Or Not Challenge. If you need to feel good, toot my wife's horn! That's What the Pee Bomb is For. Einstein's Theory of Relative Humidity. The Less You Know, The More You THINK You Know, You Know with Bobby Frankenburger. Shamalama Ding Dong Twists. Not the Actual Three Musketeers. It Only Bends In The Heat. My hard hunk has nuts. Play Owl City For Old People. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2147: Reverse Richard Dawson
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TMS 2146: 404 blood sugar not found
UNLOCK YOUR CAPS! It was straight when I put it in! The Red Headed FerretFace Guy. Having An Irish Moment. Let's Get This Penis In The Air. Mmmmmm, Promotional sausages. The Gator hole is brutal. Why are Sheep not Goats. Lamda, Lamda, Lamda, Can I Infect Ya, Infect Ya, Infect Ya? A Little Fart Volcano. Nothing Wrong With Missouri. Tom Jones, is the unusual guy? The Good Part of Texas. Being near death is frustrating. Claire Danes seems like a lot. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2145: The Venus de Nipple
Brown Monkey Chicken. Under your clothes, everyone's NUUUUUUUUDEEEEEE. I asked for more fish and they gave me Phil Fish. Oooh body parts! A Viewing of President Taft. Me, you, and Hasselhoff too. Abe Vigoda Haunts us Daily. Wampas are Basically Pokemon. Jeff Garland is dreamy. Short, Stocky Men in Tight Trunks. You can pee where you want to in North Carolina! Barney and Grimace - together at last. What does the Fox know? there are no good names for what you wear while swimming. Making things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.