The Moist Monday Podcast

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss movies, nail polish & bidets. Robert also has a story about coffee and what he would do if someone broke into his apartment... Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday, Happy June & Happy Pride Month! Today the Moist boys discuss tattoos, diaries, MIRRORS, Sex & MORE! Plus the return of Izzy's Insights, an AI Corner & Jacob's Not So Fun Fact! Enjoy! Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss a magic convention they BOTH performed at! Plus a juice taste test and the return of Ask Zoltar!

Happy Moist Monday! Today Kansas City Jake & Rob discuss a wonderful 25-hour trip they just went on! Tenacious D, Mushrooms, Vinyls & MORE!MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

Today the Moist Boys discuss and review the new Fast & Furious movie, Fast X!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys start off by taking some infused pop rocks... This leads to the first time they allegedly took shrooms! Enjoy! Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss alcohol they avoid or don't drink and alternative punishments they received as children. Oh, and Jacob now has a Jaw Harp... Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss lightsabers, necropants, Inspector Gadget & More!! Robert has a school update and Jacob creates a new segment... High-Pothetically! Enjoy! Check out Robert's website: https://robertzortman.wordpress.com/ Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss AI, the Mario movie, assistants, super-humans, and Jacob brings some fascinating questions...Plus the return of Slippery Sins & Jacobs Not So Fun Fact! Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss their weekends! Jacob had two freak show performances and Robert was in Milwaukee for a gaming convention! There is also a tangent about dreams.... Enjoy!Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

Happy Moist Monday and Happy Engagement to Jacob & Izzy! Today the Moist Boys are joined by Izzy and they discuss the engagement story! There is a grilled cheese discussion, fights about steak and Jacob asks Robert to be his best man! Enjoy this celebratory episode! Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

Happy Moist Monday! Jacob went to Canada for a bachelor party! He is back and let's talk about it! Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss aliens, AI, some church youth trip stories & MORE! Plus the return of Ask Zoltar and a new segment Moist Theatre. Enjoy! Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss flat earth, crazy co-workers, politics & MORE! Plus a new segment - Jacobs Not So Fun Facts Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

Happy 1 Year Anniversary week! This is the "lost files" from our first-day recording. We are really drunk but we discuss Hazer, sex, fast food & more!Enjoy! Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid

Happy Moist Monday & Happy 1-year anniversary!! Today the Moist Boys discuss stories from the past year, spring break, Trivia Night & much more! Enjoy! Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid

Happy Moist Monday!! Today the Moist Boys discuss Big Foot, magic, pop punk, Robert reads a letter that he wrote in 6th grade and a whole lot more! Plus another segment of Izzys Insights! Enjoy! Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid

Happy Moist Monday!! Today the Moist Boys discuss Jacobs alternative way he does yard work, Robert's school update, breakfast, and a whole lot more! Plus a new segment: Slippery Sins! Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid

Happy Moist Monday!Today the Moist Boys start off the episode with internet frustrations and get a little bit political talking about Roe V Wade. Robert then brings up the topic of stealing and that turn real quickly into poop stories... enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys celebrate Valentine's Day! They discuss prostitution, tinder stories, high school dating, & Valentine's stories! Plus a new segment: Ask Zoltar! Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday!Today the moist boys discuss pet crawfish, largest animal they could beat in a fight, and Jacob asks the question: If you could become President RIGHT NOW, would you?Plus another segment of Izzys Insights!Enjoy!

Let's react to the Fast X Teaser trailer! To see the video version, check us out on YouTube

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Celebrity Crushes! They then read emails and comments from the recently named Moist Mutuals! Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday!Today the Moist Boys discuss snacks, soaps, hickeys & beards...and A WHOLE LOT more! And Jacob get's upset at Mr. Monopoly... Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss, New Years Eve, New Years Resolutions, cigarettes & another segment of Izzys Insights Enjoy! Check out Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/@sketchvan780 Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss candy, movies, comic books & movies before a surprise return visit from Tony Pepperoni... They then tell stories from Christmas 2022 "We are two middle class, white men, giving our opinions on the world" Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today "Chicago Rob & California Jake" discuss their job history with many tangents and stories in between... Enjoy!

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays! Today the Moist Boys discuss Christmas, give each other some gifts & talk Christmas movies! Plus a bonus segment of Izzys Insights at the very end... Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys revisit Robert's 6 month's goals that he made in June of 2022. They then crack open some Goose Island Bourbon County 2022 and discuss Face Off, birthday trauma stories, ass play & wrap up with an official segment of Izzys Insights.... Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today we are joined by film expert and newly wed, Chase! We drink 12 year old single malt scotch and discuss a lot of things. Honeymoon in Salem, bisexuality, film production and movies, MMA & we dive deep into his biggest fear! Enjoy! Check out Chase here: www.chasestinemedia.com Sketch Van: https://www.youtube.com/ @sketchvan780 #moistmonday #podcast #comedy

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys go all over the board....big surprise there. From therapy to old computer games to Robert deleting the dating apps to Jacob's curse, this episode has it all... Enjoy!

Vroom Vroom! Today the Moist Boys review F9 The Fast Saga! The 10th installment in the Fast and Furious franchise! They discuss the movie, give it a rating & then go over how many deaths have happened in the whole franchise! Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys are joined by a childhood best friend, Josh the Cop! They drink Moscow Mules and discuss A LOT of topics. Cop stories, Sex, Bible Talk, Fast Food and MUCH MUCH MORE!Enjoy!

Vroom Vroom! Time for the Hobbs & Shaw movie review! The 9th entry in the Fast and Furious franchise! Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys drink a Sam Adam's Porch Rocker while Jacob tells a crazy story about his neighbor. We then hear a story that happened at a grocery store and "Do You Feel Safe?" "For it's from within, out of a persons heart, that evil thoughts come"

Vroom Vroom! Today the Moist Boys sit down and review The Fate Of The Furious! The 8th installment in the Fast and Furious franchise!Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys are joined by fellow Moist Mutual Jaydn. They discuss Mariah Carey, Guerrilla Graphics, how to spell his name and they get a phone call from his mother. They then dive into "What is your biggest failure?" The episode ends with a game of F.A.M.I.K Enjoy!

Vroom Vroom!Today the Moist Boys review Furious 7. The 7th installment in the Fast & Furious franchise!For Paul

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Robert's 6 month goals and have a real serious discussion about life..."Are you hung?"

Welcome back to the Fast & Furious spin off series! Today the Moist Boys sit down and discuss Fast & Furious 6!Vroom Vroom!

Happy Halloween! Today the Moist Boys have an extra special episode for all of you! There is Tarot readings, clips from haunted houses and horror movie discussions!Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday!Today the Moist Boys are joined by Izzy and they all discuss their biggest fears...There is lots of tangents in-between and two guest call-ins!!Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday!Today the Moist Boys discuss jokes a LOT & committing to the bit...even if it ruins relationships...They then end the episode discussing sitcoms and sketch comedy! Enjoy!"Do you wanna make out?"

Happy Moist Monday!Today the Moist Boys discuss oatmeal cream pies, Fed-Ex stories, and Jacob's fun experience at a bachelor party. This leads in the meta verse, high school crushes & ends with a very traumatic story from from 5th grade...Enjoy!!

Today Jacob is dealing with allergies...The Moist Boys then discuss "what would happen to the podcast if one of us died?"This leads into fear of space/the ocean, snakes, horses, & Kid Rock.The episode wraps with an email from a listener and a discussion about cartoon animations.Enjoy!

Today is the Moist Monday Wetember Power Hour celebration! The Moist Boys are joined by Izzy and it gets crazy...Enjoy!

Today the Moist Boys are in the mood to talk, so stay tuned for an EXTRA long Moist Monday. The episode starts off with a British Saying's game in honor of the Queens passing. Robert, Jacob & Izzy then do a shot of Aviation Gin...This leads into a discussion about Tommy Lee's package, old YouTube videos Robert used to make, first real break up stories, 24 Hour Charity Live Stream, and wraps up with an honest discussion about depression.Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Our unpaid intern, Hank, forgot to hit record for the video. He won't make that mistake again...Today the Moist Boys discuss getting away with things when you were younger, and stories from 6th grade. Also a new segment, Izzy's Insights and we talk to a professional chainsaw expert.Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today's episode is about Thanksgiving, sports, getting into fights & being dumb kids.We also learn that Jacob is a certified Sea Man.Two more stories from our Tough Mudder weekend, our idea for 4 tiers of the Olympics & we ask the very important question:"Are you the egg or the s*men?"Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday!Today the Moist Boys are actually able to drink again!! So it gets weird...They discuss E.R., Jr High Football, Fast Food & Robert debuts a new character.They then discuss the Tough Mudder weekend they had, and highly recommend a different podcast...Enjoy!!