The Moist Monday Podcast

Happy Moist Monday! Today, the Moist Boys discuss commercials, working-class men, and Jacob returns from the Dells. Plus, getting girls attention, Blind Rankings & an update on the Moist Woman Of The Year.

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss sick movies, Moistest Woman Of The Year, and The Super Bowl! Plus, Blind Rankings, Things Robert Missed and Moist Dreams! Enjoy!! Check out Archi-Talks Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwX8EoIdRmA&ab_channel=NewPeakProductions

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss documentaries, 2001 A Space Odyssey & Moist Dreams! Plus, Jacob's car problems and Jacob goes over his 1-star and 5-star movies! Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss a work party, how Jacob is a fool and the Elimination Chamber!! Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Movie Of The Month! Today the Moist Boys dive DEEP into Birth! A 2004 fantasy drama starring Nicole Kidman!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss The Whale, Tik Tok, and how weird the world is now. Plus, Slippery Sins, Papa T & what time you would travel back too. Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Jacob's walk, face masks, and Canada's new name! Plus, Bucket Of News, Elimination Chamber, and Robert's new goals! Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss reality shows, Nosferatu, and they recap Robert's 2024 goals! Plus, Izzys Trends, Mentionable Moist Manuscripts AND a new segment - Moist Dreams! Enjoy!! Check out the Deadpool fan film here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdFcT1K-XWU&ab_channel=RobertZortman

Today the Moist Boys dive DEEP into the 1987 Garbage Pail Kids Movie. Does this movie have any redeeming qualities? Let's find out.

Happy Moist Monday & Happy 2025! Today the Moist Boys discuss Jacob's new "toy", Trailer Park Boys and Christmas stories. Plus Blind Rankings, Izzy's Insights and Mentionable Moist Manuscripts! Also the debut of a NEW segment - Izzy's Trends!! Enjoy!!

Happy LAST Moist Monday of the year! Today the Moist Boys discuss Jacobs Christmas, a work trip experience and Secret Santa. They then dive deep into the year discussing such things as game of the year, album of the year, movie of the year and MORE! Enjoy!!Mountain Guides w/ Seth Hinzburg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVcOCWy5x0o&ab_channel=NewPeakProductions

Happy Moist Monday & Merry Christmas!! Today, the Moist Boys celebrate Christmas! They discuss Christmas memories, do gifts, and talk about Santa! Plus, Moist Theater, Elimination Chamber & Gone But Not Forgotten! Enjoy!!Check out the Egg Nog video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBaVN8fM9Gk&t=14s&ab_channel=RobertZortman

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Spotify Wrapped, What If's & Moist Crime! Plus, Things Robert Missed Because He Doesn't Have Social Media and some book talk! Enjoy!!

Moist Movie Of The Month is BACK!! Today the Moist Boys dive DEEP into the 1981 psychological, political thriller Blow Out! How does this 1981 movie hold up? Let's Find Out!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Thanksgiving stories and old work stories and drink the NEW Blond Fatale. Plus, the Elimination Chamber & Mentionable Moist Manuscripts! Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss nieces and nephews, school, and what we are proud of. Plus the return of Elimination Chamber & Things Robert Missed Because He Doesn't Have Social Media Anymore! Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Robert's year-end goals, movies, and Jacob almost burned down a building. Plus the debut of a new segment - Things Robert Missed Because He Doesn't Have Social Media Anymore. Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss cryptids, Wheel Of Fortune Live, & Jesus Christ! Plus the return of What Ifs and the debut of a NEW segment - Mentionable Moist Manuscripts. Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Jacob's list of life improvements, his Home Alone moment & that he needs more hobbies. Plus Robert had a mental breakdown and the return of Moist Theater! Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Jacob just returned from Florida, so the Moist Boys discuss Disney World & Universal Studios. They also discuss nightmares, hair transplants & tattoo removals! Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday & Happy Halloween! Today the Moist Boys discuss scary movies, McKamey Manor and True Crime! Plus some Blind Rankings, Moist Theater & a new segment...Elimination Chamber! Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday! Today, the Moist Boys discuss Jacob's wedding!! Robert also tells a story about how he almost died and then Izzy joins them to play the Newlywed Game! Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday! Today, the Moist Boys discuss being an uncle, a cult leader. and butt holes. Plus, Robert's close call, Jacob's new life philosophy and a Wedding Update. Also Moist Theater AND a new segment, Gone But Not Four-Gotten. Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss puppets, clothes, a film festival & LEGOs! Plus, Moist Theater, Taste Test and Robert's birthday celebrations! Enjoy!! Check out They Call Me Carl here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTOc2BQsDpo&ab_channel=NewPeakProductions

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Robert's kayaking weekend, Jacob's grass situation & Robert's back on the dating apps. PLUS adult content, Jackass, the return of Blind Rankings, Robert's Actual Fun Facts & Slippery Sins! Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday! Today, the Moist Boys discuss Jacob's bachelor party, the Queen Of The Spin, movies, & MORE! Plus the return of Moist Theater and Izzy's Insights! Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday! It's Robert's 30th Birthday, so let's celebrate!! Izzy joins the Moist Boys for a shot of Malort, and then Robert discusses a list of 30 things he would tell his younger self. Jacob also discusses his new car, and how he has been hitting his breaking point lately. Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Noise Boys discuss quarters, hot dog eating competitions & Robert's fingernails. Plus a Wedding Update, Moist Monday Art-Ifacts, Blind Rankings & MORE! Enjoy! Mountain Guides w/ Seth Hinzburg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVcOCWy5x0o&t=347s&ab_channel=NewPeakProductions

Today the Moist Boys dive DEEP into Dante's Peak. A 1997 disaster film starring Pierce Brosnan & Linda Hamilton! How does this disaster movie hold up? Let's find out!

Happy Moist Monday!! Today the Moist Boys dive DEEP into their 2024 48-hour film, "Mountain Guides w/ Seth Hinzburg." We hope you enjoy the film! Mountain Guides w/ Seth Hinzburg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVcOCWy5x0o&t=318s&ab_channel=NewPeakProductions Game Over: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpkGRCJ2ycc&t=66s&ab_channel=NewPeakProductions Meloncholy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLu2T4sibWg&ab_channel=JeremyDownsFilm

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss being an uncle, accidents, & Caulk Talk! Plus a Kid's Segment, Moist Monday Art-Ifacts & Robert is now royalty! Enjoy!! Check out our 48-Hour film here: Mountain Guides with Seth Hinzburg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVcOCWy5x0o&ab_channel=NewPeakProductions Check out LAST YEAR's 48-hour film: Game Over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpkGRCJ2ycc&ab_channel=NewPeakProductions

Happy Moist Monday!! Today the Moist Boys discuss a violation notice, getting older and Alzheimer's. Plus, the return of Taste Test & Moist Monday Art-Ifacts! ALSO A NEW SEGMENT - Morbid Thoughts Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss great grandparents dying, Drygust, & getting flubby. Plus, TWO NEW SEGMENTS - What If's & First Date Questions. Enjoy!!

It's time for another Moist Movie Of The Month! This time the Moist Boys dive DEEP into Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans. With an outstanding cast, is this crime drama worth a watch? Let's find out!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss the Olympics, wild things on the road, and some Blind Rankings! Plus second-date questions & High-potheicals Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss people approaching the house, the Moist Tour, secret societies and Robert's hot neighbor! Plus the return of Robert's Actual Fun Fact, Word Of The Day & Alien Corner! Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday!! Today the Moist Boys discuss iconic soundtracks, pools & an Edgar Allen Poe Speakeasy! Plus a farewell to Tenacious D! Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday!! Today the Moist Boys discuss puppets (for a long time) Moist Monday Art-Ifacts and some Blind Rankings! PLUS, it's Jacob's birthday!! So we discuss why 29 is the worst year. Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss sleep talking, arcade games, and blind rankings! Plus Moist Monday Art-Ifacts! Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Movie Of The Month! Today the Moist Boys dive deep into the 2023 black comedy, Saltburn. How messed up is this movie and is it actually good? Stay tuned!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Glee, Project X, and directional hearing. Plus Jacob is getting swole, Moist Monday Art-Ifacts & the return of Slippery Sins! Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Montana Rob, Nashville Jake, drama, and snacks. Plus caulk talk, Jacob almost loosing his leg and a NEW segment - Moist Monday Art-Ifacts! Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss video games, plastic surgery & nail polish. Plus Robert talks about his trip to the SoCal Retro Gaming Expo and people flirting with them. Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Robert's new job, a school update & the day that Satan won. PLUS, announcing Junes Moist Movie Of The Month, Taste Test & a new segment, Moist Crime! Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys do something a little different... They start a custom D&D campaign DM'd by Jacob! Let us know what you think!

Happy Moist Movie Of The Month! This Month the Moist Boys dive DEEP into the 1990 Arnold classic, Total Recall. Is it all in his head or is he actually a secret agent from Mars?! Izzy then tells her thoughts and then the Moist Boys decide if it is a glass half full or half-empty movie! Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss bathroom encounters, exorcisms & they do some friend trivia! Plus the return of the Religion Corner & Izzy's Insights! Enjoy! Let's Make MOIST the 2024 Word Of The YEAR!! https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/moist#:~:text=1,slightly%20or%20moderately%20wet%20%3A%20damp

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys are joined by Izzy for an extra special long episode! It's the episode FULL of segments: Wedding Update, Izzy's Insights, Jacobs Not So Fun Fact, Taste Test, Graboid Factoid & Slippery Sins! PLUS, Izzy fixed Hank, a discussion about smut and famous last meals. Enjoy!!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Jacob's trip to Asheville, concerts & bumper stickers. PLUS, Robert's Actual Fun Fact & awkward acquaintances. Enjoy!

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss old work stories, humanizing alcohol & an update on Vincent The Cat. PLUS the return of Moist Theater and a story of a loose dog. Enjoy!