The Manwhore Podcast: Sex-Positive Conversations

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian Kelly Fastuca don’t want no minute man. “If we’re gonna have sex, we’re gonna be up for awhile.” On this week’s Manwhore Podcast, Fastuca shares the frustrations of gaslighting and the challenges of being a sexual female looking for the D! Super funny episode, if you like comedy. Lots of talk about porn and sex parties, if you’re just here for the filth! PLUS: slut-shaming, casual sex, orgies, sexism, uncircumcised c*cks, emails, love! See me get NAKED at New York Body Painting Day on July 9! It’s free! Check out Kelly Fastuca online! Website Twitter Instagram Get Your Hand Off It podcast Support the show you love by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! SPECIAL PROMOTION: pledge by July 31 and receive level-above rewards for one month! This week’s episode is sponsored by curved { } brackets. They’re free to use and available on any keyboard! Email your comments, questions, or boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Skirt Club is a sex party for women, by women. Skirt Club's admission requirements are controversial to some, but to others it's just one more of a bevy of sex party options. Founder Genevieve LeJeune is on this week's Manwhore Podcast to share why she wanted a place to play with just the girls! PLUS: London, cultural differences, lesbians, bisexuality, nonmonogamy, dogging, public sex, consent! Check out Skirt Club's website for dates and locations of upcoming events! Follow Genevieve & Skirt Club online: Facebook Twitter Instagram Help send me to Sex Geek Summer Camp by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page. This week's episode is sponsored by sun burn. When you're falling asleep too easily, sun burn is there to fix it! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Rachael returns! We're discussing love, trust, and relationships! After experimenting with casual sex, she is back on the monogamy monorail. Hooking up just wasn't a good fit for her. "Sex is between two…maybe three people," she shares. My thoughts are with the LGBT world and the victims of the Orlando shooting. Here is that list of Republicans I mention during the intro. PLUS: casual sex, seeking attention, breaking up, Twitter, Reddit, playing with dicks! Support this show by donating to The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by rage. Watch Samantha Bee be fed up with Republican prayers. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Maria has herpes—and whether you know it or not, so do a lot of you! This is one of my new favorite episodes for sure! I was glad to get some closure after our super short-lived romance years ago. Maria was thrilled to get the word out about her super normal life with herpes. Remember: your date's sexual past does not have to be your sexual future! PLUS: online dating, kissing, shame, disclosure, sex education, ghosting, pimples, birthday sex, cisgender, dead hooker joke. NAKED ROAST BATTLE: Buy a day pass for Saturday, 6/18 here! Support me and all I do by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by shamelessness. Even if Manwhore Monday doesn't work, shamelessness helps you try! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Buck Angel is more of a man than I'll ever be! He is the original trans male porn star, which he solidified when he won the 2007 AVN Award for Transsexual Performer of the Year. Since retiring his performer card, Buck has gone on to be an adult film producer, trans rights advocate, and sex educator. And don't you dare tell him where to pee! We talked about his life in transition, both in regards to his gender and his career in the adult entertainment business. We also talk about his dating life and that time he f*cked a homeless guy on camera! PLUS: bathroom laws, language police, divorce, Craigslist counseling, and Sexing the Transman! RSVP FOR MANWHORE MONDAY ON FACEBOOK. JUNE 6TH! Check out Buck Angel at www.BuckAngel.com! Get exclusive access to bonus episodes by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by vistiing my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by great girlfriends. I think I'm gonna have one soon. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida For a lesbian, Emma Willmann has a lot of questions about penises. "Where does the cum go if your dick goes soft?" Oh, wow. Here we go! The hilarious comedy starling is on this week's Manwhore Podcast talking about her dominance in the bedroom and longing for someone special. A major development happened in my life that I need to tell you about. It's so sad, you just might shout, "Hodor!" PLUS: roleplaying, cyber sex, queerness, gender identity, strap-ons, cheating, and balls. Mindblowing reveleations about balls. RSVP FOR MANWHORE MONDAY ON FACEBOOK. JUNE 6TH! Check out Emma Willmann's radio show The Check Spot every 1st Tuesday at 3pm EST on Raw Dog Comedy Sirius XM! Emma has a website! Emma's on Twitter Emma has Facebook! Get exclusive access to bonus episodes by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by clindamycin. When your abscess won't explode, let it OD on drugs. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida AJ Marechal asks the important questions. How is porn desensitizing our sex lives? Can erotica make a comeback? Does longing for a man not make her independent? Did Billy ever have a chance with her? I loved having my good friend AJ on the podcast! PLUS: sexuality, "good sex", pleasure, feminist blowjobs, platonic friendships, embarrasing college stories, NYU, inspirational quotes, and being "the Hot Chick"! SAVE THE DATE: June 6 is Manwhore Monday! Give a 5-star iTunes rating & share the show on Facebook! Check out AJ on the Interwebnets: Twitter: @ajmarechal Tumblr: ajmarechal.tumblr.com Instagram: @ajmarechal Come to What The Float May 20-21! www.WhatTheFlo.at! Support me and sex-positive conversations by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by dime bags. When you want to trick your brother into thinking you can shrink things with your mind, there are dime bags. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Elexa found her orgasm! After years of frustration, Elexa finally felt good sex. Hear how she discovered a love for all things anal! PLUS: rimjobs, fighting, Bro Code, friendship, awkward sexual tension, and dating someone who's bad at sex. Come dance with me at What The Float on May 20/21! www.WhatTheFlo.at $4+ patrons can enjoy Holli's bonus episode with the secret password by clicking here! Support me and sex-positive conversations by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by me undies. Not the underwear subscription service, but my undies, because they're nonexistent. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Ru Paul's Drag Race winner Bianca Del Rio is on the podcast to teach the poor, dumb straight boy a thing or two about the drag life. Roy Haylock has worked the drag queen scene for twenty years as a hilarious comedian in clown make-up. We talk about dating, LGBT rights, and cake farts. Get her book Blame It On Biance Del Rio at https://bookshop.org/a/91449/9780062690876! PLUS: comedy, bachelorette parties, Kim Kardashian, long distance relationships, and politics. Join me at What The Float May 20-21! Get your tickets at www.WhatTheFlo.at! Check out Roy's Bianca Del Rio all over the place! Website: TheBiancaDelRio.com Twitter: @TheBiancaDelRio Instagram: @thebiancadelrio Facebook Hurricane Bianca Support me and sex-positive conversations by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page. This week's episode is sponsored by light bulbs. Lighting a room is a thankless job. Support your local light bulb community. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Michelle is back babbling about buttholes! Remember her from Episode 16? Well this time around we're discussing all things anal: butt sex, shaving, and a different kind of "blow" job. PLUS: Tinder, manscaping, younger men, age, our more recent sexual encounters, Patreon perks, and feeling sick. Check out me out in Salon.com's article about male sex toys! Support me and sex-positive conversations by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by left socks…wherever you are. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week: Jessica Lovelace-Chandler and I tackle the mystery of The Sex That Never Happened! The question we all want answered is, "Why didn't we bang?" PLUS: comedy, rape jokes, consent, queerness, sexless marriage, feminism, blowjobs, and hair! Follow Jessica on Twitter: @somethingpunny Support me and open conversations about sex by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by the Letter Z. Zs: sleep beautifully. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Dating guru Hayley Quinn is one of Britain's top dating coaches. The former pick-up artist expert talks about rediscovering what love means on this week's Manwhore Podcast! From PUAs to break-ups to awkward first kisses, this episode will surely resonate with anyone who struggles to find love. As I've been learning recently, you need look no further than a mirror! Hayley Quinn is, as I describe her, a "former British pick-up coach who grew a conscience." She spent the better part of the last decade helping men master the "art form" of the pick-up game. She has since moved away from the typical PUA philosophy of obtaining sex and now focuses on emotional self-improvement. She now coaches both men and women on how to make better connections. Hayley and I both grew up a tad awkward, so it's almost surprising that we're both confident, attractive people helping others examine sex and dating. We share our awkward first kiss stories and Hayley shares why her British accent made her the talk of the town during her American high school student exchange. Nothing makes you reexamine life like some grown up sh*t. Hayley has been through the ringer during 2015. It made her change both her personal and professional perspectives on love. She gave an incredible TEDx Talk about searching for love to escape ourselves. Click here to watch it! I was interviewed by the motherf*cking Washington Post! Check out Hayley Quinn all over the internet! Website YouTube Facebook Twitter: @HayleyQuinn Instagram: @HayleyQuinnX This week's episode is (actually) sponsored by Adam & Eve. Get 10 FREE GIFTS including free shipping when you use the code MANWHORE at checkout! Email your comments, questions, or boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Brett Druck is a fellow single New York comedian and all-around nice guy. The Laughs comedian came by The Manwhore Podcast to talk about a bevy of topics including butt stuff, doggy style, and the state of modern dating. Also, Belgian waffles is my new favorite sex position! Brett Druck was a hit at the speed dating podcast. One girl told me, "If I was going to see anyone again, it would have been Brett." That's because he shares my crazy dating philosophy of treating women like people. But the current state of dating depresses him. He discusses the fake online dating profile he made of a serial killer trying to date—and the woman who was totally into it! "I love butt cheeks—I don't like the hole." Brett has several opinions on all things anal. Do women who like anal sex just have Stockholm Syndrome? How many fingers are you allowed to stick up Brett's ass? Also, Brett opines, "We need to rename doggy style." Hear our recommendation! Brett and I are both so tired of the current state of dating. Some men are out being douchebags. Some women respond by being extra more skeptical than necessary when it comes to dating. This then causes some of us other men to get fed up and contemplate life as either a douchebag or a monk, because being a decent human being seems pretty difficult sometimes! I was on a fantastic sex-meets-journalism podcast called Sex With Strangers. I, along with many sex party promoters, discuss New York City sex parties. Listen to Episode 23 at SexWithStrangersShow.com! I am also on episode PWAP 208 of It's Saul Good, Man! discussing the hit AMC show Better Call Saul! Check out Brett Druck all over the place! Facebook Twitter Instagram www.BrettDruck.com LA WHORES: Come meet me at The Dark Room on Melrose Ave. on Wednesday, April 6 @ 7pm! I'll hang around there for a couple hours. Let's have some fun! This week's episode is (actually) sponsored by Adam & Eve. Get 10 FREE GIFTS including free shipping when you use the code MANWHORE at checkout! Email your comments, questions, or boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Short show notes this week—I have a hot date tonight! Over four years later, I reconnect with Holly the Hottie! Wow! Can't wait to dive back into some old memories. Plus I dish on my ladies Smitten A and Smitten B! Holly is going to a wedding this weekend and I find myself fascinated with the phenomenon that is wedding sex. It seems to be a guaranteed to get laid. We also discuss her fake tits and what it was like to wake up from breast enhancement surgery. A listener emails me about her idol, Canadian porn queen Samantha Mack! Go look her up on Pornhub and Twitter/Instagram @thesamanthamack. She's got some big ol' titties! Join our community on Reddit at /r/manwhorepodcast! Support me by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is (actually) sponsored by Adam & Eve. Get 10 FREE gifts, including FREE SHIPPING, by using the code "MANWHORE" at check out! Visit AdamAndEve.com! www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Here's a tip for sleeping with older women: don't call them "older women." Whitney reminds me how what a young Billy saw as a novelty was just immature and annoying. We talk about strip clubs, marriage, and Whitney's unfortunate dry spell. Plus, I share a lot of fee-fees regarding my weekend. Another great episode in the books! (there are no books, this is the Internet) Flashing for beads during Mardi Gras makes so much sense to me. Everyone staring at you for the sole purpose of objectifying your body? Ah! A dream (for me). Being the attention whore that I am, it's no surprise I tried to get my own beads. But I don't think I wanted the beads—I think I just wanted old women in balconies to tell me to whip out my dick! Of course, I indulged. Whitney took me to my first strip club and bought me my first lap dance. This was the night when I realized that strip clubs are not my thing! This week's episode has #AllTheFeels! I had a wonderful weekend with some lovely ladies who make me feel on top of the world. Consider this an update on not just Billy's d*ck but also Billy's heart. It involves a make-out party, aftercare, and tears. F*ck. Marry. Kill: The Republican Edition! Who would you bone, wed, or end using Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and John Kasich? Whitney and I share our very different answers. Plus, we discuss her year-plus-long dry spell and what her ultimate relationship goals are. For some people, sex isn't everything (weird, right?). LOS ANGELES WHORES: Wanna hang out? Email me at [email protected] and I'll organize a little Manwhore Meet-Up! The Manwhore Podcast is now available on Spotify! Support open and honest conversations about sex by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by March Madness. Have too much available data? Constantly refresh your new March Madness app! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida The rise and fall of a relationship is the focus of this week's Manwhore Podcast. In this 100th episode, Boobs of Bushwick curator Kate Chiplinsky sits down with her ex Michael. Kate a.k.a. "Chip" is a brassy Australian who couldn't keep a filter on if you welded it to her face. Mike is much more mellow. The combination makes for a very interesting format change in a super special Manwhore Podcast! Kate "Chip" Chiplinsky and Mike's relationship was based on a lot of sex, drugs, and rock & roll. And not much else. When the molly wears off, you realize you're still next to this person who totally turns you off. Meanwhile, Chip recounts her times as a mess of a human being and how she tried to turn that around. Cheating is usually the event that causes a break-up, but this relationship was doomed either way. I am in shock and awe that we are celebrating (yes, we are celebrating!) the 100th episode of The Manwhore Podcast. You fanwhores mean so much to me. I would not still be here embarrassing myself every week if you weren't out there downloading, listening, and writing in. I love you all! #AllTheFeels! Despite their tumultous relationship, Chip and Mike have a lot of crazy stories. Mike once compared Chip and a new mother's breast milks. Kate tells us about a DJ who lived in a closet with the most taboo of fetishes. Also, plenty of stories that started with, "So we did the coke and…" Join the conversation on the new Manwhore Podcast subreddit /r/manwhorepodcast! And check out Chip's Boobs of Bushwick on Tumblr! Follow her on Twitter @THEREALKATECHIP. LOS ANGELES FANWHORES: If you want to hang out while I'm in town in April, email me at [email protected] ASAP so I know how many people we're dealing with! Support open and honest conversations about sex by donating to The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by e.e. cummings because cumming can be f*cking poetic. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Do I sound gay? Gay and straight men alike (and those totally visible bi guys inbetween) have asked themselves this for decades. It is typically a shameful question most frequently queried inside our own heads. Filmmaker David Thorpe made a documentary, Do I Sound Gay?, to explore the stereotypically gay "accent" and the shame that surrounds it. This episode puts the 'th' in 'fabulous'—and doesn't give a rat's ass who hearsth it! David Thorpe's documentary Do I Sound Gay?, featuring Dan Savage, Don Lemon, and David Sedaris, is now streaming on Netflix. After a bad break-up, Thorpe became self-conscious (again) about his effeminate gay voice. He visits prominent gay celebrities, speech therapists, and old friends to explore why homosexuals typically talk like this and the shame that surrounds such an innate part of a human being—their voice. Also, we talk about dating difficulties and how worry is wasted on the youth. Bullying is a problem so many children face. LGBT kids then have one more reason to be concerned on the playground. We discuss our histories with bullying and homophobic slurs. We also ask, "What's up?" with the sexism amongst gay men who won't date femme dudes. I was on some podcasts again! Hear me talk about non-sex stuff! The Obsessive Viewer Podcast: Ep. 155 - 88th Academy Awards Nominee Showcase Social Villians Go watch Do I Sound Gay? on Netflix or iTunes! Website: www.DoISoundGay.com Twitter: @doisoundgay Facebook: Like it! Support sex-positive conversations on the Internet by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by sore shoulders. When you don't have an excuse to lie down, sore shoulders give you a good one. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida TotalFratMove.com's Jared Freid tells Manwhore Podcast listeners to "be the Captain." Freid, also known as JTrain, talks about hooking up, dating apps, and confidence on this week's total dudecast. This episode has some stellar advice for all unsure daters. Get in here and listen! Jared Freid is a very funny stand-up comedian who fields sex and dating questions on his very own podcast, The JTrain Podcast! This dude's dude has some excellent words of wisdom for frustrated folks on the dating scene. One of my favorites? "Be okay with a no," he tells people whose happiness is too tied to the outcome. We also talk about the tug o' war between women and comedy. How early is too early to ask for butt stuff? I recount a recent post-date blowjob that seemed to dangle the promise of prostate play in the air. I caught myself wondering if communicating this desire was time-appropriate. If I wasn't so smitten, it'd be a no-brainer. Jared and I both grew up chubby fellas who later lost the weight. Having poor body image as a male is a typically taboo topic. But both of us learned how to love our bodies (enough) to project confidence around women. I appeared on Tina Horn's awesome sex podcast Why Are People Into That?. We discussed sex with strangers—a subject near and dear to my heart! Check it out! Follow me on Periscope to see me do stand-up online on March 13! @TheBillyProcida Follow Jared Freid on the Internets and ask him questions about stuff! Website: www.JTrainComedy.com Twitter: @jtrain56 Instagram: @JaredFreid The JTrain Podcast Support The Manwhore Podcast if you support sex-positive conversations! Donate by visiting my Patreon page! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida My friend Lilly stopped by The Manwhore Podcast to debrief another successful sex party weekend. For all the lovers of sexy stories, this is the episode for you. Hear how one of my Manwhore Podcast condoms got more action than I did one night! Ever have a dude f*ck up your blowjob? Not only do you need consent to touch another person, but I think you should have consent from the person the other person is touching. What do I mean? Listen in! Plus, am I into sex parties for the exhibitionism or for the accessibility to titties? I've never used one of the Manwhore Podcast condoms but I did watch one get used. Lilly and I team up to recount a wild night at the Creek and the Cave after a comedy show. Apparently she was black out drunk so she's just as surprised by most of this story as you are. She also talks about her history with BDSM and foray into being a professional dominatrix. Go be a part of the conversation! Subscribe to /r/manwhorepodcast on Reddit. Donate to The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by good naps. Be ready for your next naked adventure with Good Naps. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Speed dating is alive and well! This week I went speed dating on the podcast thanks to OnSpeedDating.com. To make things interesting, I invited back Andrea Allan to critique my dates. This is a one-of-a-kind Manwhore Podcast! As a twentysomething millenial, the term "speed dating" still conjures up that scene from The 40-Year-Old-Virgin. I threw a speed dating event to meet eight single New Yorkers. I discovered the best way to make multiple five-minute dates even more awkward: shove a microphone in their face and broadcast it on the Internet! There was a solid mix of good and bad dates. Now you can hear what a nervous Billy Procida sounds like when he has to impress someone in five minutes or less! I was on some podcasts recently. You should check them out! Keith and the Girl: Ep. 2315 - 47-Hour Marathon: Piss Play The Movie Preview Review Podcast: Ep. 182 Comedian Andrea Allan stopped by to sit down and critique my speed dates. My bitter ex-f*ck buddy of a comedian did not hold back! We Periscoped the discussion LIVE, so if you're not following me there you should do that now! Listen to hear who she liked, who she didn't like, and the various ways she thinks I'm a terrible date. Check out Andrea's hilarious podcast The Hot Mess Comedy Hour on iTunes or wherever you listen to The Manwhore Podcast! This episode is sponsored by On Speed Dating. With over 150+ singles events, it is New York City's top speed dating site! Get 20% off your first event with promo code PODCAST at registration! This week's episode is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Get 50% off almost any one item—plus a free romance kit, plus a free DVD, plus free shipping—when you enter the code MANWHORE at check out! Donate to The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Visit my Patreon page and make your pledge today! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week's Manwhore Podcast is with the fantastic Effy Blue! Effy is an alternative relationships coach here in New York City. She and I agree that each relationship should be customized for the people in that relationship. Excellent episode if you're interested in opening your relationship or learning about nonmonogamous lifestyles! "I'm not here to recruit you—I'm just here to help!" Not much butt stuff on this one, but you'll get by! Effy Blue is a "life coach specializing in unconventional relationships." Got #PolyProblems? Call Effy. Threeway miscommunication? Call Effy. Metamour stole your credit cards? Call the cops. Then Effy. We discuss the various relationship models floating out there, from polyamory to monogamy. She also shares her origin story of a failed monagamist-turned-poly person! Look, we all thought Gwyneth Paltrow's "Conscious Uncoupling" fiasco was kinda silly. But Effy thinks they may have been on to something! Our mutual friend (and Manwhore Podcast guest Kenneth Play) threw a big party when he and his girlfriend broke up. Effy thought it would be a good idea to celebrate the relationship instead of mourn it. You can watch their Conscious Uncoupling party here! Comedians don't get no respect, to steal a line from the late great Rodney Dangerfield. I had a tiff with a bar owner here in New York City who doesn't understand that he's the lucky one for having comedians bark customers into his space. I go on a rant about appreciating comedians and content creators. Then I unskillfully asked for money afterwards. Gross. Hire Effy Blue! Website: RelationshipByDesign.nyc Twitter: @CoachEffyBlue Donate to The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Visit my Patreon page and make your pledge today! This week's episode is (actually) sponsored by Adam and Eve! Shop among over 18,000 products for your sex toy needs! Enter the code MANWHORE for 50% off almost any one item. www.AdamAndEve.com Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida It turns out you can teach an old dog new tricks! Comedian Angela Cobb is the guest on this week's Manwhore Podcast. Angela lost her virginity later in life at the ripe age of 25. She takes us through how she came to be a late bloomer, how it effected her self-image, and the windy circumstances surrounding her deflowering! Angela Cobb has always been a John Lennon-loving tomboy. Growing up in an inescapable friend zone led her to remain a virgin well past college. Then Hurricane Sandy hit and her life—and lady parts—were forever changed! There's nothing wrong with being a late bloomer. Sex is something that should be done on your own terms. Angela doesn't like the phrases that imply virginity being taken or lost. "It's something you give to someone," she shares. PLEASE TAKE THE LISTENER FEEDBACK SURVEY BY FEB. 1! Period sex shouldn't be that big of a deal, especially with a repeat partner with whom you're comfortable. But it takes a different kind of brave soul to venture down and dine at the Y during that time of the month! Check out my tips on YourTango for how to incorporate Nutella into your sex life. Why? IDK. Did you survive Blizzard Jonas okay? I hope you had a blizzard buddy to keep you warm! I spent 24 hours "trapped" in Brooklyn with a lady friend who was nothing short of an amazing, understanding lover. #Props Follow Angela Cobb on the Internets! Facebook: Angela Cobb Twitter: @angelacobb Instagram: @AngelaCobbComedy This week's episode is actually sponsored by Adam & Eve. Get 50% off any one item, a free Romance Kit, a free adult DVD, and free shipping by using the code MANWHORE at checkout! Visit www.AdamAndEve.com! Support The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Donate today by visiting my Patreon page. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida I connect with long ago lover Helen on this week's Manwhore Podcast. She's already married, with a house, and trying to make a baby. I'm single, with a podcast, and trying to lose 20 pounds. I wonder if she'd be kicking this much ass had we ended up together. Probably not. Helen is a married woman these days after years serial monogamy. Marriage comes with all sorts of struggles. Wise beyond her years, she knows that honest communication is the bedrock of a healthy marriage. I'm sure her husband appreciates the lack of passive aggressiveness. Also, what do you do when your husband gets queezy about LGBTQ folks? A San Diego escort emails asking about her security measures. She's wor Please take my Listener Feedback Survey! Support The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Donate today by visiting my Patreon page. This week's episode is sponsored by baby oil. Dick not shiny enough? Use some baby oil. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.Manwhorepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida TAKE THE LISTENER FEEDBACK SURVEY RIGHT THIS SECOND! Check out the latest from Tina Horn, We Too: Essays on Sex Work and Survival The Tina Horn is in Brooklyn to tell Billy what's what. This Manwhore Podcast covers everything from sex work, to politcal correctness, to vore. This badass author/sex worker/educator/podcaster engages in a fun, smart, and sexy conversation from the legendary Couch of Marginalization. This show's so hot it produced an additional bonus episode because we couldn't fit it all in one hour! Tina Horn hosts one of my new favorite podcasts, Why Are People Into That?. This episode gets two of iTunes's dopest sex podcasters in the same room to talk about intimacy and butt stuff. We both ponder the important question every sex podcaster asks him or herself: have I gotten laid from the podcast??? This week's show discusses the difference between romantic love and platonic love and how the fear of one can make sexual relationships difficult to navigate. The Sexting author also used to be a fulltime pro domme and she shares what got her into it—and what made her leave the field. Check out Tina Horn on the plural Internets! Website @tinahornsass Why Are People Into That? podcast Buy her book! Sexting: The Grownup's Little Book of Sex Tips for Getting Dirty Digitally All patrons of The Manwhore Podcast will receive a special bonus episode featuring Tina and I discussing feminism, comedy, and PC culture! Pledge a donation today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by diets. When your dick is soft, grab a diet because they're always hard! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida PLEASE FILL OUT THIS SURVEY! YOU COULD WIN A $20 BABELAND GIFT CARD! I revisit some of the best, craziest, hottest, and worst sex stuff of 2015! In front of a live studio audience of 1, I hand out Craziest Craigslist Encounter, Best Tinder Bio, and Sex Trend of the Year! I talk about my trip up to Buffalo to watch my Jets take on the Bills, then the sad sad journey home after their unexpected loss. Also, word to the wise: take caution using baby oil to jerk off. You may be prescribed c*ck rest by your local almost-doctor. Donate to The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by f*ck bois. F*ck bois: they may not spell it right but they'll f*ck you right. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Krystyna Hutchinson joins me for a special episode of The Manwhore Podcast! The Guys We F*cked co-host has seen monstrous success talking to her exes and hilarious comedians alongside her good friend Corinne Fisher. We couldn't fit more topics this week if we tried! From bisexual men to butt stuff to Bailey Jay's c*ck it's one super sexual episode! Get Krystyna and Corinne's book Fucked: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed Krystyna co-hosts a show that is the female yang to the Manwhore yin. You all know Guys We F*cked from either its endless amount of press or my appearance on their podcast last year. We discussed how podcasting about our sex lives has improved our bedroom practices. One of 2015's poster women for feminism also shares how talking to her boyfriend's porn star ex (Stoya) helped her overcome immense jealousy. I hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas or "generic Friday off work"! I spent my weekend getting accused of being bisexual at a party. Which is a strange thing to be accused of. Most men are accused of being gay, so maybe this is a weird victory for bi-visibility! Krsytyna was fascinated at all of the different ways that men can masturbate. So many just assume that it's a quick jerk with some lube and maybe a finger in the butt. I gave her some suggestions for alternative methods—including the Pulse by Hot Octopuss! Use the discount code Whore20 for 20% off yours! Congratulations to Shawn B. of the Multiple Goregasms for winning the Fanwhore Fantasy Football League! You f*ck. Krystyna and I discuss our experiences at sex clubs and sex parties, respectively. I suggest a more relaxed, egalitarian gathering would be more enjoyable for her and her boyfriend. The more a single man has to pay to get naked with people, the more he may feel entitled to live porn or sex. A place where everyone pays the same, or a private shindig amongst friends, is certainly a more comfortable and lower pressure option. Check out all of Krystyna's awesome stuff! Podcast: Twitter: @KrystynaHutch Instagram: @KrystynaHutch Support The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Donate today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Bill Belichek. When in doubt, choose to kickoff. Email your comments, questions and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week's guest Caroline is a Lover Without Borders. The new Manwhore Podcast is all about love and the different ways we experience it. "Any chance to fall in love expands your horizons," says my hippie dippie guest. But there's a dark side to this podcast: Caroline is guilty of chronic ghosting! Don't worry. I got over it. Check it out! We all know what ghosting is. Ghosting is a more abrupt fade away. It's rude to inexplicably cease all communication with someone immediately after an otherwise fun encounter. Sure, some guys don't take no for an answer. And some will. Do you really want to go through life assuming the worst of everyone? Caroline has many boyfriends but she is not about that poly life. She is for all intents and purposes nonmonogamous but doesn't enjoy acknowledging monogamy as a cultural norm (even though it is). We discuss her various partners and how relationships morph and change. She also walks us through a recent break-up with a lover, telling us how they remain friends. Plus, I sit inside the Princess Palace! I divulge the results of the first round of playoffs in the Manwhore Podcast Fantasy Football League! I know a lot of you don't understand pointyball, let alone fantasy pointyball, but it's pretty exciting. Also, cold sores suck. More also, not havinga cold sore but thinking you do sucks too. One listener asks how to get a happy ending. I walk him through the various ways to contact sex workers to rub your back and tug on your junk. Donate to The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards! Visit my Patreon page and make your pledge today! This week's episode is sponsored by Star Wars spoilers. Don't know how to break-up with your boyfriend? Give him some Star Wars spoilers and let his nerd rage do the rest! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Many people never realize their sexual fantasies because they don't know how to make them happen. My guest Liz took to Reddit to fulfill her fantasy of group sex. Using /r/RandomActsOfBlowjob, I organized a blowbang for this eager c*cksucker several months ago. Now she's on The Manwhore Podcast to explain why someone would ever want a bunch of dicks in their face! We also give some useful tips to men and women looking to post sexy personal ads, or answer one, online. Liz has explored her sexuality by having threesomes with couples, experimenting with BDSM kink and, now, trying group sex. I recruited a half-dozen men using Reddit's /r/RandomActsOfBlowjob subreddit and Craigslist to give this young lady all the dick she can handle. The Internet is filled with a bunch of creeps, true. But so is your local bar, frat house and office holiday party. If you put out the right energy online, there is a good chance you will receive an equally respectful energy in return. You get out of it what you put into it! Except for ladies who post ads. See /r/CreepyPMs. RIP Inbox! It's no secret that men far outnumber women when it comes to online personal ads for No Strings Attached sex. So if you're answering a post, you need to stand out. Corny opening lines are a popular Tinder strategy but I recommend creating a safe space. Use slut beacon keywords, complete sentences and transparency to make her feel more comfortable. "Comfortable women tend to give better blowjobs." It's more than acceptable to say you want her to swallow your load when answering an ad seeking to swallow some loads. But you can do better than smashing your keyboard with cro-magnon vocabulary! Liz and I give suggestions on how to answer a sex post on Reddit's RandomActs subreddits (shout out to my fave, /r/RandomActsOfMuffdive!). My guest also shares what she looks for when answering men's ads. Take notes, people! How do you define "current partner"? Is it someone you f*ck regularly? Does it require an emotional connection? What about dinner? Send me your thoughts! Also, an exciting update about the first Manwhore Podcast Fantasy Football League's playoff picture! Liz is a bigger gal. We all know about my struggles with body image and disordered eating. Yet we are both very sexual people. We chat about how we overcome our poor body images to run off and have insanely hot sexual experiences that most people can only fantasize about! Plus she talks about using a couple's very expensive f*cking machine. Donate to The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page. This week's episode is sponsored by live tweeting. When you want to procrastinate productively, live tweet the latest Presidential debate. Hashtag responsibly. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Lauren Urasek was the most popular woman on OKCupid in New York City. If it sounds exhausting that's because it kind of is! Lauren stopped by The Manwhore Podcast and talked about her online dating ventures, what she looks for in a man and her experience as a sugar baby! Even the most messaged woman on OKCupid is still single, so don't feel bad about your current relationship status. Lauren Urasek has been on a lot of awkward Internet dates and received even more ridiculous messages. Ultimately, none of the men from OKCupid had the right stuff for her. Lauren tells me about what she looks for in a man and how dating has changed since her newfound celebrity status. Creepy messages are never okay but always hilarious. Lauren's received so many that she started a Tumblr page where she could share her most entertaining ones. It's like having a personalized /r/CreepyPMs subreddit! Check out TheyReallySaidThat.com! I went to my sex party this weekend and shared a few details of how it went. Short story: it was awesome! I'm still a bit shy when it comes to talking to women and I guess it gets a little more intimidating when their tits are already out. Also, the Popular author discusses the importance of confidence and how it has to come from within. Lauren used to be a sugar baby! Like many a young, beautiful New York woman she has dabbled in the faux-sex work of sugar baby websites. Our mutual favorite site (at least based on title): NameYourPrice.com! Buy Lauren's book Popular: The Ups and Downs of Online Dating from the Most Popular Girl in New York City Check her out on the Internets! Twitter: @loandthecosmos Instagram: @loandthecosmos Tumblr: They Really Said This Support The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by make-up. When you don't recognize your Tinder date the next morning, blame make-up. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Jane Ward just legitimized "No homo," the excuse for any masculine straight dude who wishes to cup his buddy's balls. Her new book Not Gay: Sex Between Straight White Men is a fascinating study of why heterosexual (white) men who have homosexual encounters don't identify as gay. Lost? Then let her explain it on a very homoerotic Manwhore Podcast! Whether it's in a frat house, a military barracks or a Hell's Angel club house, straight-identified white men are having homosexual experiences with other straight-identified men. Jane Ward discusses how their masculinity and whiteness allows opportunities to explore each other's bodies without endangering their heterosexual identity. Not Gay makes sense of those Craigslist m4m ads of "Straight seeking Straight Jack Off Buddy." "Look bro, if you can't help a friend out by giving him a handjob then you're kind of a fag!" - says he-man former frat boy. #NotAllMen was a Twitter movement that angered many a feminist. I admit that I would prefer someone talking about "men," "white people," "straight people," "comedians" to qualify their complaint with "assh*les," "misogynists," "homophobes," and "Republicans." Ward helps me understand how to be a better ally while not letting myself be someone else's privilege punching bag. Ward gives an Intro to Intro to Feminism 101 by explaining intersectional feminism. Hopefully, we get to a point where we don't need the separate term and all feminism is intersectional, according to my guest. The UC-Riverside associate professor reminds us that one woman's experience is informed by not just her gender but her race, socioeconomic status and sexual orientation. So Patricia Arquette was right and wrong. Buy Jane Ward's amazing book Not Gay: Sex Between Straight White Men! Check out Jane Ward on the Internet: Website: www.JaneWardPhD.com Twitter: @thequeerjane Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by glory holes. It's not gay if you don't know who's on the other side. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida You may have read that podcasts are getting insanely popular. Podcasts aren't only popular but they even gained some sex appeal! What once was a desire to have sex with the groovy radio DJ in the 1960s is now the desire to bang the person behind the USB microphone. I've had sex with several listeners over the past 80 weeks and Keith Malley, one half of the popular Keith and the Girl podcasting duo, is married to a longtime listener! This y-chromosome-fueled Manwhore Podcast discusses porn clickholes, Keith's religious upbringing and growing a loving bond with your listeners. I love you all! Except a few of you, probably. Keith started a podcast with his then-girlfriend Chemda (aka "The Girl"). When they broke up in real life, a publishing contract required them to fake their relationship on air for a whole year. He shares his experience with a secret break-up. We also chat about interacting with our listeners—even when those are less-than-clothed interactions. Hosting a personal podcast about the inner workings of your life allows you to become close with thousands upon thousands of strangers who listen to you on their morning commutes every day or week. The podcasting pioneer and I dish on what it feels like to have that bond. Check out my interview on Slutist.com! How did you learn to masturbate? Keith and I both grew up in households that did not encourage healthy sexual exploration. We share how we discovered jerking off and how our respective fathers shamed us about it. But like the healthy young lads we were, a little shame won't stop us from beating the bishop! Plus, weird porn! Check out one of my new favorites /r/HoldTheMoan! It's no secret that I would love to be paid for sex! I revisit my close call with male prostitution with a cougar lawyer in San Francisco. Also, I tell that Magnum condom story…again. Check out Keith Malley all over the place! Buy his and Chemda's relationship book What Do We Do Now? Hear him on the daily podcast Keith and the Girl! Follow him on Twitter: @KeithMalley Support the Keith and the Girl Kickstarter and receive Manwhore Podcast Patreon rewards! Make your pledge at www.katg.com/kick! This week's episode is sponsored by sharpies. Sharpies: great for drawing dicks on your lover's body; not great for washing off. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Dating in New York City is insane. Or at least that's what this week's guest Monica says. Monica returns for Round 2 on The Manwhore Podcast to talk about dating in New York, cuffing season and butthole pleasures. Is this city designed for casual dating or is romance still possible? Hear us talk about why New York City's ample options can be both a blessing and a curse! Brace yourselves. Cuffing season is coming! Yes, the winter is upon us which means it is time to lower your Tinder settings to 1 mile and select the sex partner who brings the best snacks. Cuffing season is the time of year when you figure out which barfly you f*cked is the most suitable hibernating partner as the temperatures drop. So be aware: is that occasional f*ck buddy into you or is he/she just into the location of your genitals? As Monica reminds us New Yorkers, "Brooklyn to Brooklyn is a myth." Rimjobs are magical gifts that are possibly more generous than starting a scholarship fund for low-income handicapped Rugby players. It's sort of the pinnacle of butt stuff activities. "If getting rimmed in a nice shower doesn't bring you any pleasure, your assh*le is broken!" Monica and I discuss butt stuff and why I insist it feels so good! We also recall that time she participated by bringing out her Goldfinger… New York City has a nearly endless array of options of all sorts of folk. If you need a community, this city has one for you! Relationships are frustrating in New York because all of our options lead to lots of indecision and non-commitment. On the other hand, these options are a godsend for outcasts who moved to this city to let their freak flag fly! Let's just say that the furry community in Des Moines, Iowa is not so robust. Dating in New York is a bit insane, but there ain't no other city like it! Go check out Dr. Zhana Vrangalova on Periscope! Almost every day she is talking about the latest in sex research and answering your sex geek questions on a level I can't even begin to attempt. Check her out! Follow Monica on Twitter & Instagram: @MokaVida! Follow me on Twitter: @TheBillyProcida! My thoughts and well-wishes to all those effected by the tragic terrorist attacks in Paris. Stay slutty and stay safe! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by strep throat. Uninsured? Let strep throat make you regret that decision today! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Open relationships are a lot of work. This week's Manwhore Podcast guest Chery knows all about that! She trained her boyfriend into living an ethically nonmonogamous lifestyle. I met Chery at a New Year's Eve naked party and we caught up talking about big d*cks, nonmonogamy and what kind of board games you can play while naked! Chery knew she was nonmonogamous and (at least) bisexual since high school. When she met her current boyfriend, the two had to ease into this lifestyle. He'd never had a girlfriend sleep with other men before. Chery has been patient with him as he warmed up to the idea of her taking on other lovers. We discuss what that was like to have different rules than her boyfriend. Parents, how do you or did you talk about sex with your children? What's the best way to have "the talk"? I read one father's bullet points from a popular Reddit post, which you can read by clicking here. Let me know if you agree or disagree. Also, tell your kids what Chery tells us: don't put ice cubes in your _____. I tried erotic hypnosis and it was f*cking awesome! I went into a trance to achieve an orgasm without touching myself and it was an incredible experience. I thought it was all bullsh*t until I actually gave it an honest try. Here's a link to the audio file I used. Good luck! Naked parties are fun! Chery explains how her first naked party was to celebrate the rumored 2012 Apocalypse. We discuss what types of board games are even better when you take your clothes off. Might we first recommend Naked Jenga? How do you "stumble into a threesome"? When you're an attractive young woman, I guess it's not that difficult! More conventional ways would be 3nder, Reddit and your whacky married friends after a night of red wine. Plus one listener writes in asking for advice on what to do with her frustrating on-again-off-again long-distance f*ck buddy. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by =yawn=, do you even read this? Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Every day millions of d*ck pics are sent unsolicited to women (and men!) around the world. This has caused catastrophic results. However, many women do love d*ck pics! This week's Manwhore Podcast is about one woman who loves them a whole extra lot. Soraya Doolbaz is a professional penis photographer. We talk about her art project dressing up dongs and why balls have yet to come into the frame! Soraya Doolbaz gives tips and tricks to taking the perfect d*ck pic. The first rule of c*ck shots is to make sure the recipient wants them! Unsolicited sexts "are the modern day flasher," according to Soraya. But now she is rebranding the d*ck! By giving it proper lighting, angle and personality she is creating works of art out of what were once snapshots ladies would laught at while sharing them with friends over wine. Learn hot to take a d*ck pic from a pro! Can balls be beautiful? Soraya and I discuss this oft-forgotten part of the package. "Balls are the plus-size models of dic pic photography!" This show is body-positive about balls! We also discuss why she witnessed the World's Saddest Handjob during a photo shoot. When we think of homophobes, we typically think of the Southern states and church gatherings. One Honolulu police officer disgusted me, and the nation, when he harassed and arrested a vacationing lesbian couple after they were kissing in public. Now they are suing the police department after being detained in the state of Hawaii for five months with no jobs, home or money. How do you get mad about hot women kissing in public when you live in the gayest state in the country? I gave some tips to AskMen.com's Aly Walansky about sex positions to stick to for your first time with a new partner. Read this article to find out why I'm now an "authority" on doggy style. Make your d*ck beautiful by dressing it up in Soraya Doolbaz's web app! Just upload a photo and use some of her accessories to give your penis a personality. While you're at it, give it a cool, edgy backstory! Visit www.DictureGallery.com and check out her work! Follow Soraya on Twitter: @dicturegallery Follow me on Twitter: @TheBillyProcida Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by filters. The #NoFilter campaign has ruined thousands of potentially pretty penis pics. Put your phallus in a filter today! Emaily your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian James Mattern is this week's guest on The Manwhore Podcast. The hardworking hustler is here with words of wisdom on women and relationships. Mattern has a ton of Yoda-like moments on this podcast and you're really in for a treat! He also has a lot of opinions about sleeping with fellow comedians. Hilarious episode! There may be no industry more incestuous than comedy. James Mattern has f*cked more than a few comedians in his day. On the one hand, they know the lifestyle and keep a similar schedule. On the other hand, you're not supposed to date at the office, right? Mattern summizes, "It's not really sh*tting where you eat. It's more like sh*tting where you snack." Having only hooked up with a few comics myself, I ask him how these always seem to come about. Spoiler alert: alcohol. Here's a taste of the prophetic thoughts of James L. Mattern: "When relationships are good, it's a Woody Allen movie. You're just firing off these one-liners that are just poignant and funny and smart and clever and it feels so good. And the sex is better with that too. When you have witty banter you have witty banter sex which is just amazing. But it's barely that! We've seen these movies, we've seen these romantic comedies. It has f*cked up dating!" Asexuals are mad at me! After last week's episode with Bauer, the aces started trashing me about being wrong and an assh*le. However, not many of them actually downloaded the episode. Instead, they read an unauthorized transcript of my podcast and started leaving negative reviews on iTunes, despite never listening. I need your help! Go leave an honest review for me on iTunes today! Apparently you can fail the Kinsey Test. Yea, James didn't know that either. I tell Mattern the story about Andrea Allan giving me the Kinsey Test and how I failed it. I either answered a question wrong or am "a very unusual person." Plus, that time my guest got eyeballed by the receptionist at an STD clinic. Go get tested people! And use a damned condom! Both Mattern and I were late sexual bloomers. Today we are both running in full stride! He and I both share a similar, "Look at me now," feeling when thinking about our virgial pasts. It's a great feeling. But my present-day prowess still doesn't prevent me from Tinder Oops! moments like the one I share on this week's episode. Only a few days left to get your Manwhore Podcast t-shirts and hoodies before the prices go up! Secure yours today! Click here to get your "Keep Calm and Stay Slutty" shirt right now. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by babies and bubbas. Just when you thought no one said 'babies' and 'bubbas' anymore, James Mattern cheers you up with ample usage. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Asexuals are slowly becoming more and more mainstream in today's social conversation. The asexual umbrella includes labels like demisexual, graysexual, aromantic and more. My guest Bauer runs an asexual meet-up group called Aces NYC. We discussed being asexual, demisexuallity and what labels really mean. This one is not for the easily-offended Social Justice Warriors, but a fantastic episode! Asexuals are people who do not feel sexual attraction. So why are we talking about this on a slutty show like The Manwhore Podcast? Asexuality is an extremely valid and notable aspect of sexuality—the lack of sexual desire! Bauer and I discuss what life is like dating as an ace (nickname for 'asexual') and how she discovered her sexual orientation. Bauer also shares what it was like coming out to her friends and family as asexual. Labels are a good thing. They help us communicate to one another what something. At some point, however, labels become too much. Today's Internet culture loves to subdivide and overclassify people and actions with fake labels and gross portmanteus. Whether it's 'mansplaining' or 'sapiosexual,' younger generations rely on clusters of letters to coddle them into comfort. I give my take on labels, their uses and why 'zucchini' is not a term that should catch on! Bauer goes to bat for demisexuals in this week's podcast. Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have an emotional connection to. This term is fairly new to digital media consumers but that type of person has existed label-less for a very, very long time. Plenty of people want to be in love before having sex with someone. But apparently demis don't feel like they fit in to society's growing hook-up culture. News alert: the hook-up culture is not the standard! If hooking up and casual sex were such a standard, slutshaming and sexual bullying would be way less of a problem. A lot of us don't "fit in." Don't hide behind a Tumblr hashtag. Go be proud of being yourself! Bauer tells us what an asexual meet-up is like and I was jealous. Hanging out with a group of people without all of the sexual tension must be awesome! Plus she tells us how she met her current partner as well as her something-something crush on the side. Only two weeks left to get your "Keep Calm and Stay Slutty" t-shirts, tank tops and hoodies before the prices go up! Get your shirt on Teespring today! Go to www.ManwhorePod.com and click the Merch banner. To learn more about asexuality, demisexuals, graysexuals and the rest of the ace umbrella, visit www.AcesNYC.org. Check out Aces NYC on social media! Facebook Twitter YouTube Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Rage. When you need to burn a bridge, use Rage. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida No one likes getting rejected. Samantha is no exception. This week's Manwhore Podcast guest calls me out on my crap and reminds me how our short-lived fling ended. There never seems to be a good way to reject a sexual partner but there are definitely some bad ways to do it. Rejecting someone during your podcast's intro monologue is certainly one of those bad ways! Samantha is now one of my good friends. I think. We discuss friendship this week especially after hooking up. Can men and women just be friends? Of course! Well, kind of. My guest ponders her abilituy to have platonic straight male friends. Also, no one will set me up with one of their friends which is totally understandable. Chucklef*cker (n.) - a person who has sex with a lot of stand-up comedians. Samantha had the Summer of Comedians in 2014. Pro tip: first have sex with an open mic comedian and work your way up to a guy with an HBO special. F*ck up, not down. People got mad about Peeple last week. The "Yelp for people" is planned to be a space where friends can review on another—because the Internet has such a tremendous history with being positive. I talk about why this site is both unncessary, terrible and nothing to worry about. Manwhore Merch is here! Go visit www.ManwhorePod.com to buy a t-shirt, phone case, hoodie sweatshirt, condom or tote bag! You only have until November 2nd to get your Keep Calm and Stay Slutty t-shirt or hoodie sweatshirt. Click here to reserve yours! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visitng my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Bernie Sanders. Not really, but I'm totally open to working with him. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Sex can feel like such a chore! Claire and I discuss the different ways people feel pressured by today's hook-up culture to have a lot of sex. It's not that sex isn't awesome and that we don't want to have it, but sometimes you get a little burnt out. It's okay to take a break from your boning bacchanalia! It doesn't make you an uptight prude. Tinder, dating tips and what to do with that cuddling erection are also covered on an intimate Manwhore Podcast. Claire comes on the podcast this week to give me some closure about our 2013 tryst. After two dreamy dates she mysteriously ended things. Her past trauma combind with my overeagerness put her off of dating me. Listen to us chat about giving someone their space and why scheduling a text in your iCal isn't always the smoothest move. Speaking of giving her space: what to do with your spooning boner! The current hook-up culture is the outcome of a growingly sex-positive society. This is fantastic! The consequence of this is that those who don't care to have a lot of sex feel a silent societal pressure to have a lot of sex. There's almost a sense of "vanilla-shaming" where if you're not kinky and not f*cking a bunch of people, then you must be a prude, uptight, inhibited and sex-negative. This is not the case. There are asexual people, who don't feel sexual desire. There are those who prefer an emotional connection before getting physical (which some would call 'demisexuality' and what I would call a preference). Claire and I both share how this rampant sexual energy in American has caused us to have some sex that we maybe didn't need to have. It's great that pleasurable sex outside of wedlock is (slowly) becoming less taboo and more acceptable. We just have to pracice the same mentality towards the more prudent that we originally asked of them: do your thing and don't mind me doing mine. I went to a party this weekend to celebrate a fellow comedian's birthday. However, an ex of mine was there with her boyfriend. I was very nervous about attending and I tell you how it went! Also, I explain why I think the German government are a bunch of sneaky bastards! You want to be into the person you're dating, not the idea of dating that person. Claire shares her worry about my past intentions. Also, I explain why "maybe" is a cruel word that only gives the doomed man a false sense of hope. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by screengrabs. Are you a tattletale in need of evidence-out-of-context? Then you need screengrabs! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected] www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Stephanie Berman wants lesbians to make some babies! The Semenette inventor joins The Manwhore Podcast to talk about her sex toy that lets lesbian couples enjoy the babymaking process. We had a fabulous conversation about sex toys, starting family and how you go about buying semen. IVF treatment is extremely expensive and sticking a turkey baster in your wife's cooch isn't a very pleasurably experience. The Semenette is an ejaculating dildo with an insemination upgrade! We discuss how same-sex couples can go about making a baby. No, The Semenette does not come with sperm. So Stephanie Berman tells you how to go aboout getting some spunk. Please do not get it from the underground black market of semen. Your baby will be born looking like a gangster with a bowler hat. Did you realize how dangerous sex toys can be? Berman dishes on phalate-free sex toys and why you should avoid toxic PVC dildos. Know what you're putting in your body! Also, c*ck rings are great. Go see Sleeping with Other People starring Jason Sudeikis and Allison Brie. It's a phenomenal sex comedy that doesn't shame casual sex. Support this film in a theater near you! Here's a link to the story about Trent Arsenault who the FDA shut down after he donated sperm and fathered over a dozen children! Check out The Semenette's website at www.TheSemenette.com! Support The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by elbow skin. It's weird but you need it. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected] www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Andrew Schulz (MTV2's Guy Code) joins The Manwhore Podcast for a thought-provoking and hilarious episode! Schulz's humour pushes the envelope and challenges your views on some touchy topics. We discuss the unnecessary importance of physical beauty, sex party etiquette and MMA champion Ronda Rousey. Schulz vs. Rousey?! I'd pay to see that! Andrew Schulz unofficially challenged the fighting prowess of Ronda Rousey. The Benders star thinks he could take down the current Women's UFC Bantamweight Champion. "What's she gonna do? Hit me with her girl punch?" We discuss both gender equality and innate differences between the sexes. I give my Guy Court guest Schulz the inside scoop on how to flirt at a sex party. The consent-heavy orgy has some protocols to follow before you start f*cking strangers! He tells me he wouldn't love that environment because he needs more of an emotional connection with a partner. I can relate as I'm starting to go to Hacienda for the free lube more than the random sex! I spill a bit on why my screening of UnSlut: A Documentary Film has been cancelled. Social justice warriors are phenomenal at ruining good things with a positive message. If the "sex-positive" world doesn't want me, oh well. I'll still be here every week with the same message! Click here for the Slate.com piece mentioned in the intro. Schulz and I also discuss why all of the faux outrage is ridiculous. CIS straight white people: let the offended lead the way before you look like a fool. Example: the Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costume fiasco! What constitutes cheating? Is it the orgasm? Is it the kiss? Can you squeeze a random girl's ass at a night club and still be in the clear? We try to navigate our way through the murky territory of infidelity. Plus, why is physical beauty being held as such an important thing? In other words: why can't we call the amazing, stellar athlete Serena Williams ugly? Check out Schulz's brilliant argument to support this on the website. Check out Andrew Schulz's new TV show Benders on IFC every Thursday night at 10pm EST. Benders premieres on Oct. 1. Check out Andrew Schulz on Twitter and Instagram @andrewschulz! Listen to his podcast with Charlamagne Tha God, The Brilliant Idiots! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Social Justice Warriors. You PC, bro?! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Nikki from Tinder is back in Bushwick again for her third apperance on the show. With mutual contempt, we made it through another hour of conversation about sex and dating. Don't know about my history with this woman? Go listen to her first appearance on the show and hear why we're less-than-best friends post-hook-up. We also ponder some of dating's big questions on an all-new Manwhore Podcast Nikki is dating someone new (again) and we're both hoping that this guy works out. They met on Tinder. Déjà vu! Nikki isn't sure if they're exclusive though. Of course my advice to her is: communication! When is the ideal time to ask to be boyfriend-girlfriend? Also, Billy does his final fantsy football draft during the episode. Sorry! I could totally see Nikki as a mom. She has a very "I'm going to smack you if you misbehave" aura about her. Listen to her discuss why her dream is to be a total MILF! Plus, she shares her personal dating flaws that keep her from securing "the One." Soraya Doolbaz has an art show of professionally-taken dick pics. So we rate some penis photography in this week's episode. You may need this blog post to follow along! Here are the dicks we looked at in order from Critique My Dick Pic's tumblr. (NSFW) Panties BBC Micropenis Strap-on Feminine guy Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards. Make your pledge today by visitnig my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by fried Snickers bars. When life's got you down, fried Snickers bars keep you down. Email your comments, questions or boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week's episode of The Manwhore Podcast features one badass polyamorous sex-positive chick. My dear friend Emily and I recorded this while I was visiting her in Vancouver. Once I passed through Canadian customs (not easy!), we discussed how her dating life has evolved from Internet boyfriends to polyamory cuckholding! You're all gonna love her. Plus, some exciting news that involves a different Emily! In a little town in Saskatchewan, Canada, a virgin Emily developed a long-distance Internet boyfriend in Kansas. My guest tells me the story about how she got up the courage to fly to a different country to meet him in person circa 2001. Did she get catfished? Was he fake? Was it true love? Find out! Plus, listen to me name as many Canadian provinces as I can. It's kind of adorable/impressive. Emily Lindin created The UnSlut Project to combat sexual bullying and slut-shaming. As you all know, I'm a big fan of her work (and her shirts). I am presenting a screening of her upcoming movie UnSlut: A Documentary Film in New York City on October 6! Follwoing the screening, I will host a Q&A with Lindin and executive producer (and WWE Hall of Famer) Mick Foley. Please buy your tickets now (the venue is quite small) to see an advanced screening of a very important film. Tickets are only $12 until 10/1 and $20 at the door. Click here to buy your tickets today! The world lost horror movie icon Wes Craven. In addition to giving us screams, did you know that the Nightmare On Elm Street creator gave us one of the most feminist female heroes of the 1980s? I look back on Nancy and how her battles with Craven's Freddy Kreuger defied the typical Final Girl horror trope. RIP Wes Craven. Emily practices ethical nonmonogamy. Only in the last few years has she discovered polyamorous people and how to live a nonmonogamous lifestyle. I asked her how she discerns between bonafide boyfriends and boys on the side. She admits that sometimes she gets jealous but that jealousy is not just for monogomous couples. Ultimately it's compersion and open communication that helps her through it all. She additionally shares how her sex drive in her early 30s is the highest its ever been! Cuckolding: it's not just for the fellas! Emily has a not-so-secret cuckholding and voyeur fetish. We discuss the many times she's wanted her boy toys to tell her about their most recent sexual encounter. Also, this Dan Savage disciple does not want to be called a fan, but she's a Grade A fanwhore. And friend. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by stringed instruments. When you need to make a scene in your movie cathartic, bring in the stringed instruments. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Get Kenneth Play's book Beyond Satisfied: A Sex Hacker's Guide to Endless Orgasms, Mind-blowing Connection, and Lasting Confidence! Sex tips are all the rage. Everyone wants to know how to have better sex and please their partner. Kenneth Play is a sex hacker. He has tips to make you better at sex and more efficient. We had a fascinating discussion about sex tips, manhood, casual sex and Miley Cyrus. Kenneth Play's sex advice starts with comfort. "The most important part of any sexual experience is about creating a safe space," said the sex hacker. If someone isn't comfortable, it's not going to be fun! We talked about how to create safe spaces in the bedroom. We also discuss manhood and how to have a lot of hot sex without being a douche. Casual sex is very popular amongst the socio-sexual orientation unrestricted folks. Or simply: sluts. This slutty fella and I discussed why casual sex is so important for him. He tells us that society has demonized no-strings-attached sexual encounters. "If sex doesn't lead into a long-term monogomous releationship, we feel like we've failed. [But] you could have a very positive and powerful casual sex experience!" Plus we get his origin story as a chubby Asian guy questioning his dick size. "Confidence" is a word you will hear many times throughout this episode. Hear how we gained our confidence through casual sex with open-minded sex-positive partners. Leading squirting demonstrations at the occasional sex party doesn't hurt either! Now he's the creator of the Sex Hacker Playbook! Should we praise Miley Cyrus or damn her? Well, after our conversation it appears that the question is not that simple. It's great that she's so out about her sexuality. But it doesn't change that she's just a trashy little girl. Celebrity-worship creeps up on this week's Manwhore Podcast. Check out Kenneth Play's sex hacks right now! Website Instagram Twitter Also check out The Casual Sex Project! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by fantasy football. It's not gambling; it's fantasy football! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week is the follow-up episode to last week's swinging show with Alex! Her husband Adam joins us for a threeway episode talking about their life as a sexy, swinging couple. These two are adorably in love and it makes me want to vomit. This is a can't-miss episode of The Manwhore Podcast! (I mean, you can miss it and live, but why would you want to?) After being together for the better part of two decades, Alex and Adam are an incredibly in-sync couple. Adam joins the podcast and discusses how their swinger relationship came to be. The married pair shares how communication, check-ins and love allow them to participate in threesomes and gangbangs and swinger parties. Nonmonogamy doesn't mean you don't get jealous and these two love birds hash it out like adults. "At the end of the day, I'm going home with him and he's going home with me," says Alex. The first time I met Alex and Adam was at a gangbang where something went awry. One bad apple doesn't have to ruin the fun though! Listen to some key tips on how to calmly take a Time Out when boundaries get crossed. Also, are any sex acts off-limits? Hear how they define the terms of their marriage together through open communication. There are many times I should have lost my life to bullies growing up. As an adult, I do my best to not engage with digital mobs. Have a problem with me? Talk to me like an adult, then go on a Twitter rant. You know the email address! So how do you keep your swinging lifestyle separate from your executive private lives? My guests talk about swinger websites and how to stay discrete when they're in their "sex bubble." Plus, Alex and I bond over our mutual fondness for kissing and intimacy. Any interest in a Manwhore Podcast fantasy football league? Email me and we'll see what we can work out! Come dress fancy and get dancey as I lead one more What The Float in New York City this Saturday! Visit WhatTheFlo.at for tickets and information. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Tom Hanks: making me cry since 1992's A League of Their Own. Email your comments, questions and outrage to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This is the first episode of an epic two-part series about marriage, love and lots of group sex! Through a serendipitous series of events, Alex reemerged into my life earlier this summer when her husband emailed me asking if I'd like to have sex with her again. We discuss her swinger lifestyle with her husband, group sex and feeling young in her long marriage. What's the magic number for a gangbang? Well, we now know that 13 dicks is way too many! "It's like a soccer team!" Alex and I discuss the finer points of group sex, including why having a sex ratio that's heavily male is beneficial to a party. I recall my first-ever Craigslist bukkake. Men and women: don't be creepy on the Internet. It's fine to say, "I want your dick." But, like, also say your name and maybe what your favorite season of Boy Meets World is. Alex and I both share the same fantasy of being paid for sex. Listen to us discuss our whore fantasies. She also shares how her relationship with her husband began inviting other dicks to the bedroom. Alex gives some tips on how to swing and when to say no! Come dance with me! Dance through the streets of New York City with a manwhore-led What The Float on August 15 & 22! For information and tickets visit www.WhatTheFlo.at. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by feelings. If you weren't outraged at something totally reasonable, find some feelings and blow things up! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida We're getting naked (again) on The Manwhore Podcast! Young Naturists of America co-founder Felicity Jones is on the podcast talking about getting naked and body positivity. And yes, men, she answers that "What if?" question you're already thinking. "It's not the boner that's the problem. It's what you do with it!" Felicity Jones was raised in New Jersey stripping down with her family at the Rock Lodge Club. Raised nudist, being naked feels natural for Felicity. However, it's not considered "normal" so she had to keep it a secret (and keep her clothes on) during playdates! Plus, hear about how this fueled her views on body positivity! Felicity advocates for topless equality: #FreeTheNipple! Young Naturistis of America also encourages social nudity "to promote acceptance." However, there is a concern that naked women walking the streets of urban cities would promote even more catcalling. Felicity shares how it makes her feel when men post crude comments about her body under her body painting photos on Facebook. "You're not looking at me as a person." Sadly, catcalling is not restricted to city streets. We chit-chat about New York Body Painting Day and the magical feeling of becoming works of art. The public body painting was covered in The Observer! For more information about naturism, social nudity or nudist events in your area, visit YoungNaturistsAmerica.com. Follow Felicity on Twitter: @FelicitysBlog. Come dance with me! Dance through the streets of New York City with a manwhore-led What The Float on August 15 & 22! For information and tickets visit www.WhatTheFlo.at. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by whiskey-infused maple syrup. Finally, Canadians got something right. Email your comments, questions or boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Betty Dodson is the infamous Mother of Masturbation. She's the Victor of Vulvas, the Master of Manual Labor, the Sultan of Sexuality, the Captain of Clitorises and the Leader of Labia: Betty Dodson. This 86-year-old feminist icon has been teaching women how to obtain orgasms since the 70s! Not without her controversies with second wave feminists, she has remained a leader in the sexual revolution. It was a damned delight having her on The Manwhore Podcast! Dodson first began teaching her bodysex workshops in the 1970s after attending sex parties and noticing that all of the women were faking their orgasms. So she took it upon herself to teach them how to c*m. "Masturbation is the foundation for all human sexual activity." The octogenarian talks about her own sexual awakening after a lackluster marriage and shares how even she still masturbates in her old age. Plus, she just cannot stop gushing about sex with younger men! "Incest is best," Dodson insists. As a young girl in Kansas in the late 30s and early 40s, she often experimented with her brothers. The Orgasms for Two author advocates for childhood sexual experimentation. And she wouldn't mind teaching a few of them herself! This episode has some controversial, edgy statements but she's not hear to play nice. The bodysex workshop leader also talks about her incest fantasy and the sex games she played as a young girl. You can read more about it in her recent memoir, My Romantic Love Wars: A Sexual Memoir. I walked into Betty Dodson's infamous Madison Avenue apartment and saw a big basket of Hitachi wands and glass penises everywhere. We discuss our favorite sex toys, from her "Big Brother" to c*ck rings to the Pulse by Hot Octopuss. Fellas, take some tips from us on edging and the power of the strokeless orgasm. How old can you go? She asks me if I'm brave enough to bang a famous woman in her eighties who's an expert on sex. =breathes in and finds the courage= Hear about my oldest and her youngest sexual encounters! Agree with her or not, she's been changing the world and she's never needed anyone else's approval. "U.S. government, Board of Education, AASECT certification—go f*ck yourselves! Because I'm doing it my way and I'm batting nearly 100% success rate!" Now she's teaching other people how to teach her infamous bodysex workshops. "I know what I'm doing," she firmly states. Be sure to reserve your tickets to What The Float in August! You-know-who will be leading the dance party!!! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by edging. Edging: it's not just for men anymore. Email your comments, questions or boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida It's that time of the month again. We're getting messy with another comedian: Alison Klemp! This hilarious New York comedian and actress has some wild stories to share on The Manwhore Podcast. From lying to men on the Internet to her issues with feminism extremists, Alison proved to be a phenomenal guest and a talent you should be watching! Alison never hides that she's a feminist. But like me, she takes issue with some of the more absurd and extremist factions of feminism. We discuss the damage that infighting can have on a movement. I modeled for New York Body Painting Day over the weekend and it was awesome! Andy Golub's body painting event was a beautiful demonstration of body positivity and I was thrilled to have been a part of it. Public nudity was another important part of the festivities, as it challenged the laws on female toplessness in this country. It was a phenomenal experience. Plus, it gives a lot of you fanwhores the opportunity to see my dick. Alison had some pretty crazy stories. She's lied to men on Reddit, puked on dicks and gone to sex parties "just for the massage." This sexually-liberated woman tells all and explains how it fits into her current long distance open relationship. Her stories will also challenge some of you men to ponder, "How laid back am I really?" Be sure to watch Alison Klemp's new TV show Questionable Choices on the Music Choice channel every Thursday night! And follow her on Twitter at @AlisonKlemp! Be sure to reserve your tickets for What The Float in August! You-know-who will be leading the dance party!!! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by female nipples. Female nipples are there for you whether you're a hungry infant or a horny teenager. Nipples: free them. Email your comments, questions or boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Welcome back, fanwhores! Ashley is on the show this week's Manwhore Podcast! Four years after lying naked in bed together, we reconnect with our clothes on. We catch up with each other, including how to react when you meet the man who's already f*cked your man! Ashley and I go over first date etiquette. Her views on gender norms are a bit antiquated. Splitting the check "is just weird" to Ashley but I think it's werid for someone to assume their meal is paid for by a stranger. But if you need a cheap date we both highly recommend McSorley's! Horror movies used to mean striped sweaters and hockey masks. The modern day scary movie for men are now ultimate tales of female revenge. Gone Girl and Teeth are great movies to petrify your boyfriend into behaving well! Also, one nervous listener writes in wondering if a woman he met at an art show is interested in him. I don't know if it's the Salon.com piece, my grandmother passing or residuals from the break-up but I've been feeling pretty funky. Hear why my recent haze has been effecting my dating life. Everyone's heard about eskimo brothers but you ladies should always get to know your eskimo sister! Ashley tells a funny story about how one of her eskimo sisters was not who she thought she'd be. Plus we discuss my age limits for sex and dating! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and get awesome rewards! Make your pledge today on my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by air conditioning. Air conditioning: it makes cuddling in the summer bearable. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Jenny Kutner ambushed me in her Salon.com piece and Jess returns to the podcast tamed from her wild ways. If you remember, Jess was one of my first episodes back in the day and the inspiration for one of the infamous Manwhore Podcast condoms! We catch up about her stable of fellas, going to weddings and settling down. Jenny Kutner interviewed me for Salon.com, something I was thrilled about and excited to share with the fanwhores. However, the article is not at all what I expected. Kutner and I had a very pleasant two-hour conversation and through some liberal editing and cherry picking she forced an agenda about male privilege into a piece that was supposed to be about my podcast. So you can hear my thoughts on this disappointing bit of news on this week's episode. Jess is back and she is taken! Hear about how this slutty lady finally got tied down. We talk about how she met her boyfriend and how she ended things with her f*ck buddies. However, she's confident that if she were single again, she could get them all back. "If I build the stable, they will come." It's summer which means it is wedding season. Listen to Jess's tips on how to get laid at your next wedding! Note: dry weddings are not cute! Plus, I ask Jess if she could ever see herself slipping a ring on her finger and shutting down "the network" for good. One listener is frustrated that her boyfriend won't try anything kinky with her. This amateur dominatrix has a question about long distance relationships and having a sub on the side. Read the Salon article by Jenny Kutner about The Manwhore Podcast and male privilege. Click here to read it! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and get awesome rewards Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by male privilege. Male privilege: the privilege your parents can't take away from you. Email your comments, questions and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices