The Manwhore Podcast: Sex-Positive Conversations

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Hillary has one pressing question for me: Where is my erection?! I stripped down fully nude with a total stranger to talk about sex and dating as I resurrect the not-really-that-infamous Naked Podcast series! Turns out the only way to get my d*ck hard was to say its name three times. Kinda like Beetlejuice, but less entertaining. PLUS: pegging, rape, Leonard Nimoy, advice, Barack Obama, Costa Rica, a desperate Canadian, nonmonogamy, and naked painting! SAVE THE DATE: March 29th, 3pm EST. Hang out with me on Facebook Live on the Manwhore Podcast fan page! PLEASE F*CK SARAH! If you’re a man in the Halifax, Nova Scotia area and reasonably attractive, email me. You are needed. Hear my bonus episode with Hillary by becomeing a Level 2+ fanwhore on Patreon. Gain access today! This week’s episode is sponsored by fake sponsors. Their checks don’t exist, but they always pay on time. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Have you considered dating a plumber? Jon Birger crunched the numbers. Ladies, it’s not you: it’s the ratio! Okay, it could still totally be you, but Birger’s book Date-onomics debunks the 50% divorce rate, tells professional women why New York City is a terrible place to date, and suggests being more open-minded about online dating filters. Shout out to my fellow numbers nerds on this one! PLUS: firefighters, polyamory, Kuwait whores, gender ratios, Patreon, marriage, and mixed-collar dating! SAVE THE DATE: Facebook Fanwhore Hangout on March 29th, 3pm EST! Go buy Jon Birger’s book Date-onomics! Check out Jon Birger on the web! Website Twitter Facebook Check out the revamped Patreon community! Click here to become an Official Fanwhore! This week’s episode is sponsored by free Wi-Fi, the real MVP. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Dan Soder found Minka Kelly on Raya, a celebrity dating app. “She’s the gold standard of a woman, to me.” Was it a match? Listen to find out, or find one of the several fake news biography pages written about Soder in the depths of Google. The Guy Code comedian joined me to discuss the exclusive dating app Raya as well as dating, love, and comedy. It’s the most non-funny, serious discussion of love from 2 funny people you’ll ever hear. PLUS: older women, Isle of Man, sleight of dick, young chicks, sobriety, stand-up comedy, and sex toy giveaways! Check out Dan Soder on the places! Website Facebook Twitter Instagram The Bonfire on SiriusXM Radio Learn how to win a free Clone-A-Willy kit by clicking here! Become an Official Fanwhore for as little as $1! Click here to support me on Patreon! This week’s episode is sponsored by Menagerie! Don’t just look sexy; feel sexy. Get free shipping with promo code MANWHORE at www.ByMenagerie.com! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Happy Valentine’s Day, whores! This week’s episode explores life’s oldest emotion: Love. And who better to hear from than the women who wouldn’t love me! Thank you to all of the women who made the monstrous mistake of making out with me many moons ago for taking the time to record once again. Thank you to my strictly platonic friend and Manwhore Podcast guest AJ Marechal for contributing her poem. Thank you to those who would do (almost) anything for love... Music featured: Bensound (bensounds.com), Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), “Is This Love?” by Bob Marley, “All Out of Love” by Air Supply, “I’d Do Anything for Love” by Meatloaf, “What is Love?” by Haddaway Be my Play Party VIP! Get a sexy-getting-ready album, including our final orgy outfit, anad a post-party debrief audio recording! Order before Feb. 21 and get $10 off! Email [email protected] for more details. Order some Menagerié for yourself or the man in your life. Enjoy free shipping with promo code MANWHORE at ByMenagerie.com! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1! Make your pledge today on my Patreon page! This week’s episode is sponsored by promo codes. Enjoy 150% off your next promo code when you enter WHAT WAS IT AGAIN? at checkout. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Tikva Wolf a.k.a. Kimchi Cuddles is a mega-talented cartoonist. Her first book Ask Me About Polyamory is an accessible collection of her comics about polyamory, queer issues, and gender. She’s a relationship anarchist who will tell you how she started with poly and ended up bucking the identity politics attached to it. “There’s very few bombs involved in relationship anarchy.” Notice she didn’t say no bombs! ALSO: I advise a couple on how to better enjoy their local sketchy sex party! PLUS: cuddling, labels, comics, sex toy givewaways, Menagerié, coconut oil, and hippy communes! Be our Play Party VIP! Gain exclusive access to Page and I’s night with sexy-getting-ready-pictures and a post-party debrief audio recording! Send $50 to $manwhorepod on Cash app & include your email address in the notes section. Win a free Clone-a-Willy by emailing [email protected] and telling me your zip code. That’s it! Or enjoy 20% off one at www.CloneaWilly.com with promo code MANWHORE! PRE-ORDER KIMCHI CUDDLES’S NEW BOOK LOVE, RETOLD! Check out Kimchi Cuddles online! Website Facebook Twitter Tumblr Patreon Is coconut oil a good lube idea? This article suggests it's not! I'm still putting it on my hole. This week’s episode is (actually) sponsored by Menagerié. Get your man something that makes him feel sexy at www.ByMenagerie.com. Enjoy free shipping with the promo code MANWHORE! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Andrea Allan has a particular set of skills. Well, one skill: kicking d*cks! Comedian, podcaster, and former flame Andrea Allan returns for her third Manwhore Podcast appearance to talk crotch shots, love, and the art of eye-f*cking. It's a hilarious episode from one of my favorite guests! ALSO: a man's right to abortion? PLUS: Her app, emotional bandwidth, naked roast battle, Italian men, comedy, casual sex, bi-curiosity, and coconut oil! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Check out Andrea Allan online! Subscribe to Andrea’s podcast The Hot Mess Comedy Hour! Instagram: @andrea_allan88 Twitter: @AndreaComedy Hot Ass Cold Cuts on Instagram This week’s episode is sponsored by Menagerié. Fellas, surprise your partner by wearing something sexy on Valentine’s Day. Get free shipping with promo code MANWHORE at www.ByMenagerie.com! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keep up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian Miguel Dalmau fell in love with a stripper. This is no T-Pain song. My good friend shares his tale from skeezeball, to husband, to cheater, to divorced dad. Justifying his previous infidelity: “For once, it was somebody who wasn’t bringing me down, who wasn’t calling me stupid.” Cheating isn’t simple. Let Miguel Dalmau tell you why. ALSO: Professional dominatrix Lady Zombie returns to dish on coming back to sex worth after a pregnancy! PLUS: blood play, rape fantasy, drugs, emails, comedy, relationships, and divorce! Check out Miguel Dalmau’s comedy album Thank You That’s My Time! Discover Miguel on the internet: Website Twitter Instagram Check out Lady Zombie on her website! This week’s episode is sponsored by Menagerié. Get free shipping with promo code MANWHORE at www.bymenagerie.com! This week’s episode is sponsored by Stockings VR. Get your first taste of virtual reality porn at www.stockingsvr.com! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Jillian Keenan, author of Sex with Shakespeare, talks much ado about pain, but more with love. Keenan’s book explores her spanking fetish through Shakespearean hallucinations. But love is at the core of her memoir. “Love is the process of falling in love over and over again.” For an episode that discusses bare bottoms and bruises, it’s a beautiful conversation about humanity’s oldest emotion. Also: I read a piece I wrote titled The Specter of Someone Else and try not to vomit. PLUS: child abuse, shame, sexuality, sex parties, kink, and politeness! Buy Sex with Shakespeare on Amazon or a bookstore near you! Learn more about Jillian! Website Twitter Read her Slate article about spanking and child abuse! This week’s episode is sponsored by StockingsVR.com! So immersive, it’s almost better than the real thing! Visit StockingsVR.com for special holiday pricing! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Claire is a fan who visited me in New York with one misguided goal: to have sex with Billy Procida. So now she, like many others, have found out how lackluster that can be! Very much enjoyed catching up with Claire—a soon-to-be medical professional—who explains why it’s awkward to sleep with doctors and how birth control works. Turns out I am a massive idiot when it comes to the female body. ALSO: comedian Jenny Young makes an appearance to discuss her struggle with sex addiction! PLUS: speed dating, corn penis, naked parties, Date-onomics, ex-boyfriends, cuckholding, and public sex! Learn how to win FREE ACCESS to the Patreon< bonus episodes! Check out Jenny Young’s web series Cooking With a Sex Addict! Become an official fanwhore for just $1 on Patreon. Click here to pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by reverse racism, the most marginalized group of racists. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Polyamory advocate Diana Adams is changing the way you plan your family. When same-sex marriage was up for debate, critics said, “What’s next: group marriage?!” Yea, hopefully! Diana Adams Esq., an original founder of Open Love NY, is a pioneer in helping queer, kinky, and polyamorous relationships form families in our legal system. We discuss polyamory, alternative families, and the government’s interest/obsession with your sex life! PLUS: not roofie-ing myself, Open Love NY, due process, trans rights, bonus episodes, #PayForYourPorn, and group mafia marriage! Learn more about Diana Adams and her law practice at www.DianaAdamsLaw.net! Enter to win FREE ACCESS to the Patreon bonus episodes! Click here to learn more! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1! This week’s episode is sponsored by Pepsi. Not really, but f*ck, I wish. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy with http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Leah Bonnema is in a common law marriage. What does that mean? “I think it means he can turn off my respirator,” says the New York comedian and Lady Parts Justice contributor. Bonnema tells me about falling in love with a fellow comedian, how they make it through fights, and how terrifying it is to be a woman in Trump’s America. Her motto? Call your anti-choice congressman…or at least make fun of him! PLUS: comedy, advice, polyamory, love, communication, Patreon contest, children, Donald Trump, & showering! Watch Lady Parts Justice mock and ridicule the patriarchy at LadyPartsJustice.com! Check out Leah Bonnema all over! Website Twitter Facebook Instagram Enter to win all of the Patreon bonus episodes! I’ll randomly draw a lucky listener each week! Earn an entry each week by: Being on the mailing list. Posting manwhorepod.com/iTunes on Facebook & tagging The Manwhore Podcast. Tweeting manwhorepod.com/iTunes with the hashtag #ManwhorePodcast. Get a bonus entry for doing all three! This week’s episode is (actually) sponsored by StockingsVR.com. Take advantage of their holiday pricing of $19.95/month at StockingsVR.com through January 28! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]! www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida "I have a rape fantasy — it's called not getting raped." Alex Engelbert is the harlot you love to hate. When she got punched in the face by an ex-boyfriend, she received mix reactions and a lot of skeptics (me included). Other women who have posted publicly about abuse, however, receive unwavering support. Alex opens up about fair-weather feminists and the definition of consent. "If being drunk in college means I can't consent, then I minored in getting raped!" See us roast battle each other LIVE on January 5 at New York Comedy Club! Use promo code BILLY for $5 tickets! Follow Alex on Instagram and Twitter: @alex_engelbert Use promo code BILLY for $5 tickets to our Roast Battle on January 5! Click here to buy tickets today! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1/month on Patreon! Click here to pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by paranoia. Is it a cold sore? Or are your lips just cold? Or is it just a speck of chocolate? Paranoia keeps you guessing! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Genderqueer superstar Milcah Halili is frustrated with feminism. Identity politics has put so much emphasis on labels that this pain slut prefers the term 'fluid.' This Manwhore Podcast features talks of pee, privilege, and pronouns! PLUS: feminism, piss play, funemployment, dating, genderqueer pronouns, gross sex, and Bonus Boy Holes! Join me at the 2017 No Pants Subway Ride in New York City! Email [email protected] to RSVP! Check out Milcah Halili’s writing and porn stuff! Website Writing Twitter Instagram Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1/month on Patreon. Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is (actually) sponsored by Motorbunny. Get $50 off a Motorbunny Starter Set when you visit Motorbunny.com and use the code MANWHORE at checkout. Emial your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida My physical therapist is the last woman I told, “I love you.” I was a casualty of Emily’s New Relationship Energy and fascination with novelty. This week’s Manwhore Podcast provided me closure about a break-up long since past. I also share some fan emails and discuss an embarrassing text message I sent my landlord. It’s a jampacked episode! PLUS: open relationships, threesomes, communication, cheating, yoga, break up brunch, and #AllTheFeels! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Listen to my episode of This Is Why You’re Single! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1/month on Patreon. Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by Motorbunny! Get $50 off a Motorbunny Starter Set when you visit Motorbunny.com and use the code MANWHORE at checkout. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Harrison Greenbaum is the voice of removing typical gender norms from masculinity. That's because his voice is not one you’d typically describe as masculine. But I’ve been on enough Tinder dates with his former flames to know he does quite well for himself in the female department! Harrison is what the modern man sounds like: confident, intelligent, and feminist...and maybe a little gay. This is masculinity in the Age of Trump! PLUS: sex parties, stand-up comedy, dirty talk, Shrek, feminism, and masturbating with your sister! I want your artwork! Send your fan art to be used as the new logo to [email protected]! Hear me on Ep. 94 of Multiamory! Check out Harrison Greenbaum on the places! Website Twitter Best Friend Plans podcast Check out Hannah Abney! Website Instagram Handsy With Hannah Become an Official Fanwhore on Patreon! Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is (actually) sponsored by Motorbunny. Get $50 off a Motorbunny Starter Kit when you visit Motorbunny.com and use code MANWHORE at checkout. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Braces are dangerous. Talia made me break my No Teenagers rule several years ago during my DateMySchool Era of manwhoreness. She came by Bushwick to relive that night moment by moment: from the initial messages to the creepy Catholic school parking lot to the passive aggressive rejection that followed. This is a great episode that you will not want to miss! PLUS: age, blowjobs, noxious farts, driving for the D, rejection, Sex Criminals, and the rush of casual sex! If you like the show, like The Manwhore Podcast’s fan page! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1 on Patreon! Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by the word ‘cad.’ Whether you mean a dishonorable man, a Cadillac, or a birthday card in Boston, cad’s got you covered. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Sandra LaMorgese proves you're never too old to teach an old dog new kinks. Seeing her holistic health clinic close down, Sandra become a professional dominatrix at the age of 55 to keep the lights on! Now at 60, she feels more confident and sexy than ever! This week's Manwhore Podcast goes to show that age is just a number. Unless you're 13, then it's a felony. PLUS: CougarLife.com, social media, BDSM, health, menopause, hypnosis, and Trump! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Come speed dating with me at OnSpeedDating.com and get $5 off with code BILLY5! Buy Sandra LaMorgese's book Switch: Time for a Change! Follow Sandra LaMorgese on the stuff! Website Twitter Instagram Become an Official Fanwhore on Patreon. Click here to support my work! This week's episode is sponsored by aspargus. When you need a safe word, 'asparagus' is always there. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida My high school prom date Melissa joins The Manwhore Podcast to reminisce on our Hyde School misadventures. I finally air my grievances with our prom night and that time she made an indecent proposal. Boarding school requires crafty thinking and lowered standards for intimate encounters. Just make sure you don't "exchange any fluids" (her words not mine)! ALSO: my favorite Hyde School legend... PLUS: Hyde, boyfriends, fingering, sex ed, disappointing Nana, crushes, and a boy in the corner! If you like The Manwhore Podcast, try Sex With Timaree! Especially episode 263 with yours truly! If you want to read my piece about Love, shoot me an email. Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Become an official fanwhore to receive bonus episodes and exclusive rewards! Pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by pillows. Relieved that the election is over? Have a good cry in a pillow™. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Tracey Cox is London's leading sexpert. For over 20 years, she has encouraged more open and honest conversations about sex. We discussed talked about comprehensive sex education, being the cool step-mom, and Cosmo's ridiculous sex tips. Also, you'll hear from two porn stars about the dangers of California's Proposition 60. PLUS: UK porn ban, orgies, Dan Savage, sex toys, Cosmo, & beach volleyball! Thanks to Andre Shakti and Ela Darling for telling us why to VOTE NO on Prop 60! Visit www.DontHarassCA.com for more information. Check out Tracey Cox on the web! Website Facebook Twitter Tracey Cox's books: Hot Sex: How to Do It Great Sex Starts at 50 The Hot Sex Handbook Hot Relationships If you like The Manwhore Podcast, you'll enjoy The Swinging MILF Podcast! Join the party and become an official fanwhore on Patreon! Click here to pledge today! This week's episode is sponsored by dull knives. When you're feeling down, dull knives will frustratingly save you. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Before you hear me sit down with comedian Sarah Hartshorne, I address a couple of cuckoo emails I received from listeners this week. One from a Trump voter and the other from a man who thinks I'm too tough on Middle America. Then the former America's Next Top Model contestant talks about body image, safe spaces, and falling in love with her husband! ALSO: California voters should vote No on Prop 60! PLUS: crazy Christians, sex tips, marriage, eating disorders, open relationships, fashion, bisexual, and Reddit porn! Porn stars Chanel Preston and Siouxsie Q chime in this week to tell my California listeners why they should vote NO on Prop 60! For more information visit Stop60.com. Sarah Hartshorne is up to stuff! Facebook: @sarahbhartshorne Twitter: @sarahhartshorne Instagram: @travellinglightly Straight Curve film Project UROK Send me your Manwhore Podcast fan art! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Join the party and become an Official Fanwhore on Patreon! Click here to pledge today! This week's episode is sponsored by iTunes. Without them, we'd probably still carry battery-powered radios. Give thanks! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Kailey is back! And yes: she still thinks her brother is hot. Kailey gets tamer in every episode and now she is finally in love! Hear her be gross about the new boyfriend and tell me why I've had such a difficult time dating. We also reminisce on our first sex party together…and The Hand Holder. PLUS: OK Cupid, breaking beds, poop stuff, boyfriends, sex parties, dirty talk, and knives! Follow her on Twitter @kmarshland! Sign up for the mailing list to win a free guybrator! VOTE NO ON PROP 60 IF YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA! Become an Official Fanwhore today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by knives. Spice up your sex life with handcuffs. Scare up your sex life with knives! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Nightlife photographer Kirill Bichutsky has been called many things: Kirill Was Here, the Slut Whisperer, "a gaping maw of misogyny". His signature champagne facial is popular with beautiful, half-naked women at nightclubs and pool parties, but some think he takes advantage of his intoxicated slutty subjects. Kirill views himself as a war photographer—but with more titties. Listen to our conversation and decide for yourself if this controversial camera man is a problematic party boy! PLUS: catfishing, art, stranger sex, comedy, orgies, girlfriends, and George Carlin! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Follow Kirill's antics online! Twitter: @KirillWasHere Instagram: SlutWhisperer Snapchat: @UglyRussianJew Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and get Kirill's sex advice bonus episode! Click here to gain exclusive access today! This week's episode is sponsored by =insert your company here=. =Insert Your Company Here=: the best =product= in the entire =your business category=! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Sarah and I reunite nearly ten years after our awkward evening together. My guest discerns the difference between America's and the UK's sexual attitudes. London just seems to be a few years behind us—which means that pegging is about to hit Great Britain with full force (and hopefully lube)! My apologies for all the gross talk about boyfriends and girlfriends. We're gross. PLUS: dating with depression, dogging, cheating, prostate play, Murder Face, vanilla-shaming, London, and fingering! JOIN ME FOR THE FINAL WHAT THE FLOAT, OCT. 15! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Become an official fanwhore and receive bonus episodes! Sign up today on Patreon! This week's episode is sponsored by scrotums. Scrotums: holding it together for 320 million years. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida There once was a virgin named Dillon, Who could not seem to bag any women. So he filmed a cool doc About his lonely c*ck. And now he's real famous in Sweden! Dillon Birdsall is the man behind (and in front of) V Card: The Film. I'm not sure about his fame status in Sweden, but it rhymed. Not unlike me and my dating dilemma, this twentysomething filmed a documentary to figure out why he's still a virgin. Of course, it becomes about much more than that as he discovers our country's attitude towards virginity, relationships, and sex education. PLUS: go check out Jillian Keenan's book Sex with Shakespeare! PLUS: penis size, dating, Terence Crutcher, the joys of being alone, open relationships, and girlfriends! Follow V Card: The Film to see it in a city near you! www.VCardFilm.com Facebook Twitter Instagram Support the sex-positive podcast you love and become a fanwhore on Patreon! This week's episode is sponsored by a…do you even read this part? Email your questions, comments, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Penny emerges from a lonely island in an undisclosed location to discuss the finer points of making a butt stuff sex playlist. She was a Twitter hook-up who slid into my DMs and then slid into my anus. ALSO: go buy S.E.X.: The All-You-Need-To-Know-Sexuality Guide to Get You Through Your Teens and Twenties by Heather Corinna! LONDON WHORES! Email me if you wanna hang out between 9/23-9/27! PLUS: punchf*cking, buttholes, sexual assault, The South, rock stars, stranger play, cheating, & Tub Girl! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Become a fanwhore and receive bonus episodes! Sign up today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored shower sex. For easy clean up, trust Shower Sex. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Kelsey Obsession is a very specific type of porn star. She produces—with her loving husband—fetish porn revolving around body parts and bodily function. She's your one-stop shop for all things farts, feet, armpit sniffing, and giantess sex stuff. The PhD porno gal joins The Manwhore Podcast to discuss her shame-fueled sexual anorexia as a young person and the psychology of fetish fantasies. Also, Billy hurt his penis. PLUS: ass worship, safe sex, acute mutism, sex education, stuffers, fantasy football, and obscenity laws! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Check out Kelsey Obsession's very NSFW website KelseyObsession.net! Follow Kelsey on Twitter: @KelseyObsession Support your favorite slutty podcast. Click here to donate to my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by streakmarks. One man's accident is another man's fetish. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian Jono Zalay joins me on this week's Manwhore Podcast! Learn why beach sex is overrated and why your gay dreams don't necessarily make you gay. Enjoy my chat with Jono Zalay: Traveling Scoundrel! PLUS: gay Jedis, dating apps, spanking, advice, masturbation, porn, fantasies, Not Gay, & "You woke, bruh?"! Buy Jono Zalay's comedy album Snake Oil on iTunes! Jono's website Twitter Instagram Universe City podcast Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Support me by donating to The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon. Click here to pledge today! This week's episode is sponsored by shampoo. Great for you hair; not great for lube. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Porn icon Nina Hartley has helped keep Kleenex's stock price up for decades. This is the first time I've made out with the guest on mic. Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long. The Boogie Nights star teaches valuable lessons on this most special Manwhore Podcast! Hartley addresses dick size insecurity and stresses the difference between porn sex and real sex. Take notes—sexy sex ed is in session! PLUS: nonmonogamy, sexual orientation, relationships, sex parties, masturbation, advice, & hard ons! Follow Nina Hartley everywhere! NSFW site Twitter: @ninaland Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Support your favorite whore by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Click here to make your pledge today! This week's episode is sponsored by Drunk Fights. When your relationship is too comfortable, Drunk Fights are there to keep you on your toes! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Before Daniela returns to The Manwhore Podcast, I have some big news for you! You may remember this gal from her naked podcast episode last year. Now she's back to update us all on her sexual awakening and erotic entrepreneurial endeavors! PLUS: BDSM, comedy, rape, cheating, financial domination, cashmasters, girlfriend, and spanking! Support this show by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by consent. Consent: it's not just the best; it's the law. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Harassment is not okay. Rape threats are not okay. Violence is not okay. Your average Joe would agree with you, yet there are still so many people on the Internet making rape and death threats at women every day. Andie shares her real and scary interactions both online and in real life on this week's somber Manwhore Podcast. Also, one listener writes in asking how to ask his girlfriend to be polyamorous despite his history of cheating! PLUS: Reddit, casual sex, polyamory, creepy PMs, rape culture, younger women, and Blink 182! Andie is the woman behind the infamous blindfolded stranger danger story! Email me to reserve your spot for the Fanwhore Fantasy Football League ASAP! Only a couple of spots left! $30 buy-in. Support my work by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by eating in bed. Why get up? Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Ethical Slut is the book on polyamory and ethical nonmonogamy. Authors Janet Hardy and Dossie Easton join me on an extra special Manwhore Podcast! We discuss their rise to Slut Icon status. I fangirled hard on this episode and was honored to have them on. Enjoy! PLUS: BDSM, Wilt Chamberlain, monogamy, communal raising, kink, sex parties, & older women! Sign up for the Fanwhore Fantasy Football League! $30 buy-in. Email me now! There were once these things called websites... Check out Janet's work at www.JanetWHardy.com! Check out Dossie's work at www.DossieEaston.com! This week's episode is sponsored by Clone-A-Willy! Use promo code MANWHORE at checkout for 20% off your order. Expires August 10th! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Ralph Sutton is my Manwhore Ghost of Christmas Future! The SDR Show co-host joins me for a rocking Manwhore Podcast. We compare and contrast experiences of dating the modern women of 2016. Feminism: what a concept! Fantasy football is upon us! Join the Fanwhore Fantasy Football League! $30 buy-in. Email [email protected] to secure your spot! PLUS: threesomes, feminism, labels, gender identity, strippers, younger women, rock & roll! Check out Ralph Sutton's SDR Show on iTunes, Spotify, or TheSDRShow.com! Facebook Twitter Instagram This week's episode is sponsored by Clone-A-Willy! Enter promo code MANWHORE at checkout for 20% off your order. Clone-A-Willy: more than a sex toy…it's an experience. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Award-winning BBW porn star April Flores is a role model for big women everywhere! I discovered her in Sarah Varney's book XL Love: How the Obesity Crisis is Complicating America's Love Life. Flores talks about the stigma around sex with bigger girls on this fat-positive Manwhore Podcast! Don't forget to #PayForYourPorn (or at least some of your porn)! PLUS: Younger guys, sex toys, piss play, dating after death, & vodka tits! Check out April Flores at www.FatGirlFantasies.com! Twitter Instagram Fat Girl Sign up for the Fanwhore Fantasy Football League by emailing me! $30 buy-in! Draft in late August! Join the Fanwhore Army by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by the sniffles. When your week is going too smoothly, sniffles are there to mix it up! Sniffles: Live Unsuredly. Email your comments, questions, or boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Luna "likes most d*cks." It's no wonder why our first encounter was during the B*kkake Social Club! Many ask me why a woman would want to suck so many c*cks in one sitting (or kneeling). Well, this week's Manwhore Podcast has your answer! After growing up Orthodox Jewish, she is now a professional dominatrix who takes pleasure in whipping her fellow Chosen People! PLUS: dating while homeless, polyamory, sex work, break-ups, BDSM, happy endings! Missed my Periscope of New York Body Painting Day? Check out the pictures on Twitter! Support your favorite whore by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by the letter Q. The queerest letter in the alphabet supports you and your lifestlye. Q: question nothing. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Gram Ponante is America's beloved porn journalist. Some people expose political scandals. Some report on scientific breakthroughs. Gram has dedicated his writing to the world of porn! This week's Manwhore Podcast talks about the history, politics, and ethics of the adult entertainment industry! PLUS: porn industrial complex, Donald Trump, sex education, Larry Flynt, condoms! Go visit www.GramPonante.com and buy his book A Porn Valley Odyssey! Books & Court Cases Mentioned: Girlvert People v. Freeman Hustler Magazine v. Falwell Jack Stagliano obscenity case Support the podcast and gain access to exclusive bonus episodes by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Larry Flynt. Not really, but I wish he would. The man is an American hero. Email your comments, questions, or boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian Kelly Fastuca don’t want no minute man. “If we’re gonna have sex, we’re gonna be up for awhile.” On this week’s Manwhore Podcast, Fastuca shares the frustrations of gaslighting and the challenges of being a sexual female looking for the D! Super funny episode, if you like comedy. Lots of talk about porn and sex parties, if you’re just here for the filth! PLUS: slut-shaming, casual sex, orgies, sexism, uncircumcised c*cks, emails, love! See me get NAKED at New York Body Painting Day on July 9! It’s free! Check out Kelly Fastuca online! Website Twitter Instagram Get Your Hand Off It podcast Support the show you love by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! SPECIAL PROMOTION: pledge by July 31 and receive level-above rewards for one month! This week’s episode is sponsored by curved { } brackets. They’re free to use and available on any keyboard! Email your comments, questions, or boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Skirt Club is a sex party for women, by women. Skirt Club's admission requirements are controversial to some, but to others it's just one more of a bevy of sex party options. Founder Genevieve LeJeune is on this week's Manwhore Podcast to share why she wanted a place to play with just the girls! PLUS: London, cultural differences, lesbians, bisexuality, nonmonogamy, dogging, public sex, consent! Check out Skirt Club's website for dates and locations of upcoming events! Follow Genevieve & Skirt Club online: Facebook Twitter Instagram Help send me to Sex Geek Summer Camp by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page. This week's episode is sponsored by sun burn. When you're falling asleep too easily, sun burn is there to fix it! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Rachael returns! We're discussing love, trust, and relationships! After experimenting with casual sex, she is back on the monogamy monorail. Hooking up just wasn't a good fit for her. "Sex is between two…maybe three people," she shares. My thoughts are with the LGBT world and the victims of the Orlando shooting. Here is that list of Republicans I mention during the intro. PLUS: casual sex, seeking attention, breaking up, Twitter, Reddit, playing with dicks! Support this show by donating to The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by rage. Watch Samantha Bee be fed up with Republican prayers. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Maria has herpes—and whether you know it or not, so do a lot of you! This is one of my new favorite episodes for sure! I was glad to get some closure after our super short-lived romance years ago. Maria was thrilled to get the word out about her super normal life with herpes. Remember: your date's sexual past does not have to be your sexual future! PLUS: online dating, kissing, shame, disclosure, sex education, ghosting, pimples, birthday sex, cisgender, dead hooker joke. NAKED ROAST BATTLE: Buy a day pass for Saturday, 6/18 here! Support me and all I do by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by shamelessness. Even if Manwhore Monday doesn't work, shamelessness helps you try! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Buck Angel is more of a man than I'll ever be! He is the original trans male porn star, which he solidified when he won the 2007 AVN Award for Transsexual Performer of the Year. Since retiring his performer card, Buck has gone on to be an adult film producer, trans rights advocate, and sex educator. And don't you dare tell him where to pee! We talked about his life in transition, both in regards to his gender and his career in the adult entertainment business. We also talk about his dating life and that time he f*cked a homeless guy on camera! PLUS: bathroom laws, language police, divorce, Craigslist counseling, and Sexing the Transman! RSVP FOR MANWHORE MONDAY ON FACEBOOK. JUNE 6TH! Check out Buck Angel at www.BuckAngel.com! Get exclusive access to bonus episodes by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by vistiing my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by great girlfriends. I think I'm gonna have one soon. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida For a lesbian, Emma Willmann has a lot of questions about penises. "Where does the cum go if your dick goes soft?" Oh, wow. Here we go! The hilarious comedy starling is on this week's Manwhore Podcast talking about her dominance in the bedroom and longing for someone special. A major development happened in my life that I need to tell you about. It's so sad, you just might shout, "Hodor!" PLUS: roleplaying, cyber sex, queerness, gender identity, strap-ons, cheating, and balls. Mindblowing reveleations about balls. RSVP FOR MANWHORE MONDAY ON FACEBOOK. JUNE 6TH! Check out Emma Willmann's radio show The Check Spot every 1st Tuesday at 3pm EST on Raw Dog Comedy Sirius XM! Emma has a website! Emma's on Twitter Emma has Facebook! Get exclusive access to bonus episodes by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by clindamycin. When your abscess won't explode, let it OD on drugs. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida AJ Marechal asks the important questions. How is porn desensitizing our sex lives? Can erotica make a comeback? Does longing for a man not make her independent? Did Billy ever have a chance with her? I loved having my good friend AJ on the podcast! PLUS: sexuality, "good sex", pleasure, feminist blowjobs, platonic friendships, embarrasing college stories, NYU, inspirational quotes, and being "the Hot Chick"! SAVE THE DATE: June 6 is Manwhore Monday! Give a 5-star iTunes rating & share the show on Facebook! Check out AJ on the Interwebnets: Twitter: @ajmarechal Tumblr: ajmarechal.tumblr.com Instagram: @ajmarechal Come to What The Float May 20-21! www.WhatTheFlo.at! Support me and sex-positive conversations by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by dime bags. When you want to trick your brother into thinking you can shrink things with your mind, there are dime bags. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Elexa found her orgasm! After years of frustration, Elexa finally felt good sex. Hear how she discovered a love for all things anal! PLUS: rimjobs, fighting, Bro Code, friendship, awkward sexual tension, and dating someone who's bad at sex. Come dance with me at What The Float on May 20/21! www.WhatTheFlo.at $4+ patrons can enjoy Holli's bonus episode with the secret password by clicking here! Support me and sex-positive conversations by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by me undies. Not the underwear subscription service, but my undies, because they're nonexistent. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Ru Paul's Drag Race winner Bianca Del Rio is on the podcast to teach the poor, dumb straight boy a thing or two about the drag life. Roy Haylock has worked the drag queen scene for twenty years as a hilarious comedian in clown make-up. We talk about dating, LGBT rights, and cake farts. Get her book Blame It On Biance Del Rio at https://bookshop.org/a/91449/9780062690876! PLUS: comedy, bachelorette parties, Kim Kardashian, long distance relationships, and politics. Join me at What The Float May 20-21! Get your tickets at www.WhatTheFlo.at! Check out Roy's Bianca Del Rio all over the place! Website: TheBiancaDelRio.com Twitter: @TheBiancaDelRio Instagram: @thebiancadelrio Facebook Hurricane Bianca Support me and sex-positive conversations by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page. This week's episode is sponsored by light bulbs. Lighting a room is a thankless job. Support your local light bulb community. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Michelle is back babbling about buttholes! Remember her from Episode 16? Well this time around we're discussing all things anal: butt sex, shaving, and a different kind of "blow" job. PLUS: Tinder, manscaping, younger men, age, our more recent sexual encounters, Patreon perks, and feeling sick. Check out me out in Salon.com's article about male sex toys! Support me and sex-positive conversations by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by left socks…wherever you are. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week: Jessica Lovelace-Chandler and I tackle the mystery of The Sex That Never Happened! The question we all want answered is, "Why didn't we bang?" PLUS: comedy, rape jokes, consent, queerness, sexless marriage, feminism, blowjobs, and hair! Follow Jessica on Twitter: @somethingpunny Support me and open conversations about sex by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by the Letter Z. Zs: sleep beautifully. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Dating guru Hayley Quinn is one of Britain's top dating coaches. The former pick-up artist expert talks about rediscovering what love means on this week's Manwhore Podcast! From PUAs to break-ups to awkward first kisses, this episode will surely resonate with anyone who struggles to find love. As I've been learning recently, you need look no further than a mirror! Hayley Quinn is, as I describe her, a "former British pick-up coach who grew a conscience." She spent the better part of the last decade helping men master the "art form" of the pick-up game. She has since moved away from the typical PUA philosophy of obtaining sex and now focuses on emotional self-improvement. She now coaches both men and women on how to make better connections. Hayley and I both grew up a tad awkward, so it's almost surprising that we're both confident, attractive people helping others examine sex and dating. We share our awkward first kiss stories and Hayley shares why her British accent made her the talk of the town during her American high school student exchange. Nothing makes you reexamine life like some grown up sh*t. Hayley has been through the ringer during 2015. It made her change both her personal and professional perspectives on love. She gave an incredible TEDx Talk about searching for love to escape ourselves. Click here to watch it! I was interviewed by the motherf*cking Washington Post! Check out Hayley Quinn all over the internet! Website YouTube Facebook Twitter: @HayleyQuinn Instagram: @HayleyQuinnX This week's episode is (actually) sponsored by Adam & Eve. Get 10 FREE GIFTS including free shipping when you use the code MANWHORE at checkout! Email your comments, questions, or boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Brett Druck is a fellow single New York comedian and all-around nice guy. The Laughs comedian came by The Manwhore Podcast to talk about a bevy of topics including butt stuff, doggy style, and the state of modern dating. Also, Belgian waffles is my new favorite sex position! Brett Druck was a hit at the speed dating podcast. One girl told me, "If I was going to see anyone again, it would have been Brett." That's because he shares my crazy dating philosophy of treating women like people. But the current state of dating depresses him. He discusses the fake online dating profile he made of a serial killer trying to date—and the woman who was totally into it! "I love butt cheeks—I don't like the hole." Brett has several opinions on all things anal. Do women who like anal sex just have Stockholm Syndrome? How many fingers are you allowed to stick up Brett's ass? Also, Brett opines, "We need to rename doggy style." Hear our recommendation! Brett and I are both so tired of the current state of dating. Some men are out being douchebags. Some women respond by being extra more skeptical than necessary when it comes to dating. This then causes some of us other men to get fed up and contemplate life as either a douchebag or a monk, because being a decent human being seems pretty difficult sometimes! I was on a fantastic sex-meets-journalism podcast called Sex With Strangers. I, along with many sex party promoters, discuss New York City sex parties. Listen to Episode 23 at SexWithStrangersShow.com! I am also on episode PWAP 208 of It's Saul Good, Man! discussing the hit AMC show Better Call Saul! Check out Brett Druck all over the place! Facebook Twitter Instagram www.BrettDruck.com LA WHORES: Come meet me at The Dark Room on Melrose Ave. on Wednesday, April 6 @ 7pm! I'll hang around there for a couple hours. Let's have some fun! This week's episode is (actually) sponsored by Adam & Eve. Get 10 FREE GIFTS including free shipping when you use the code MANWHORE at checkout! Email your comments, questions, or boobies to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Short show notes this week—I have a hot date tonight! Over four years later, I reconnect with Holly the Hottie! Wow! Can't wait to dive back into some old memories. Plus I dish on my ladies Smitten A and Smitten B! Holly is going to a wedding this weekend and I find myself fascinated with the phenomenon that is wedding sex. It seems to be a guaranteed to get laid. We also discuss her fake tits and what it was like to wake up from breast enhancement surgery. A listener emails me about her idol, Canadian porn queen Samantha Mack! Go look her up on Pornhub and Twitter/Instagram @thesamanthamack. She's got some big ol' titties! Join our community on Reddit at /r/manwhorepodcast! Support me by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is (actually) sponsored by Adam & Eve. Get 10 FREE gifts, including FREE SHIPPING, by using the code "MANWHORE" at check out! Visit AdamAndEve.com! www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Here's a tip for sleeping with older women: don't call them "older women." Whitney reminds me how what a young Billy saw as a novelty was just immature and annoying. We talk about strip clubs, marriage, and Whitney's unfortunate dry spell. Plus, I share a lot of fee-fees regarding my weekend. Another great episode in the books! (there are no books, this is the Internet) Flashing for beads during Mardi Gras makes so much sense to me. Everyone staring at you for the sole purpose of objectifying your body? Ah! A dream (for me). Being the attention whore that I am, it's no surprise I tried to get my own beads. But I don't think I wanted the beads—I think I just wanted old women in balconies to tell me to whip out my dick! Of course, I indulged. Whitney took me to my first strip club and bought me my first lap dance. This was the night when I realized that strip clubs are not my thing! This week's episode has #AllTheFeels! I had a wonderful weekend with some lovely ladies who make me feel on top of the world. Consider this an update on not just Billy's d*ck but also Billy's heart. It involves a make-out party, aftercare, and tears. F*ck. Marry. Kill: The Republican Edition! Who would you bone, wed, or end using Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and John Kasich? Whitney and I share our very different answers. Plus, we discuss her year-plus-long dry spell and what her ultimate relationship goals are. For some people, sex isn't everything (weird, right?). LOS ANGELES WHORES: Wanna hang out? Email me at [email protected] and I'll organize a little Manwhore Meet-Up! The Manwhore Podcast is now available on Spotify! Support open and honest conversations about sex by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by March Madness. Have too much available data? Constantly refresh your new March Madness app! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices