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Eat What You Want Day

May 12, 20263h 14m

Customer Disservice

May 4, 20263h 32m

Elevator Response Team

Apr 28, 20263h 15m

Super Duper

Apr 21, 20263h 10m

The Aggressive Gnome

Apr 14, 20263h 4m

Beside Myself

Apr 7, 20263h 21m

Crazy Bread Chicken Hair

Well it's another action packed Mondays With Macorn this week. Listen in awe as Ron does battle with a man who wants to punch us in the face over his new grill, a man who went to a pizza joint just to pick up other men and complain, we deal with some very

Mar 31, 20263h 5m

Descent Into Madness

This really was an action packed bumper edition episode of Mondays With Macron. This week Ron deals with lousy printer firmware upgrades, a man who didn't like anything abou his phone, a lady who had no patience at all for her cable provider, a lady who d

Mar 24, 20263h 13m

Rigama-roar

Uh oh here we go again, it's another one of those bumper shows packed full of the best complainers. This week Ron tries seriously hard to upsell a man who bought a doorbell, and tries to sell Wendys to a lady who doesn't want it, one lady has a very big m

Mar 17, 20263h 8m

Cancel Culture

Welcome cancellation fans. This week Ron is really taking his customer service into overdrive. This week one man has serious problems collecting them all and needs our help, one lady mouths off at the wrong company and ends up getting into trouble with he

Mar 10, 20263h 6m

Head In The Gutter

Get your head out of the gutter and watch Mondays With Macron instead! This week we spent a lot of time inviting ourselves into meetings where we were differently welcomed. We also had a very nice conversation with our new favourite insane Elon Musk fan.

Mar 3, 20263h 8m

The Fine Print

Welcome to another wild and wacky instlalment of Mondays With Macron. This week it's all about the petty complaints! Ron gets called a scammer by one man who then proceeds to tell his life story, one lady dedicates a hell of a lot of her time and energy i

Feb 24, 20263h 6m

Grandiosos

Grandiosos is a Spanish and Italian adjective (masculine plural) meaning magnificent, grand, majestic, impressive, or imposing. It describes something of great splendor, scale, or, in some contexts, something that is overly elaborate or pompous. It also f

Feb 17, 20263h 16m

Wasting My Intelligence

Well it happened again. One of those shows where we mostly got rining and then all of a sudden we got comedy gold! This week Ron argues with a man who thinks he has more class than he really does, deals with a Karen who has a wet box, one man doesn't unde

Feb 10, 20263h 41m

Groundhog Ron

Spoiler alert: it's time for 6 more weeks of winter, and I am all for it! This week one man has a good grumble about his coffee rewards program, one lady is happy to give us her entire shopping list and then she goes and really messes up a food addicts me

Feb 3, 20263h 10m

Record Breaking Polar Vortex

Sure was a hard week for the complainers this week. Everyone seems to be all tense and angry for some reason. I think the record breaking polar vortex might be to blame. For example one lady becomes very confused and agitated about purchasing soda at the

Jan 27, 20263h 13m

Anglo-Saxon Hairs

I still can't believe where this show name came from. You really can't make it up. This week Ron has to deal with some real serious winners including a man who spends way too much time in hotels, a man who's package just vanished, a couple who got very an

Jan 20, 20263h 8m

12 Spooky Inches

Welcome welcome it's a brand new year and a brand new attitude. As anyone who subscribes to our supporter's shows knows we have stepped it up a gear this year. On the first Mondays With Macron of 2026 Ron meets a lady who is very upset about the quality o

Jan 13, 20263h 6m

Greasy Feet (Goodbye 2025)

Another year of Mondays With Macron is over and what a year it's been. I want to start off by thanking all of my co-hosts both past and present for everything you've done for this show I love you all. I especially want to mention our friend Chumley and as

Dec 30, 20253h 6m

Honey Glaze My Butt

Merry festival holiday seasonal greeting machines you people. You kept asking and you finally got a Christmas show, which means nothing except I made some great music this year and YouTube stream has snow. Now enjoy it! Other than that this week Ron is me

Dec 23, 20253h 21m

Knocked Awf

It's nearly Christmas but Ron still refuses to do anything festive at all on the live stream. Maybe next week. Maybe. Instead we get old Hurburb completely wrecking meetings, a lady with Internet problems who refuses to cooperate at all with anyone that m

Dec 16, 20253h 13m

Phuc Yea

You people have been wanting more completely crazy shows, well here you go. This week our sweet gentle Ronathon does battle with the crazy social media gun nut again and gives him a good roasting, tries to deal with one man who drank too much new brain fl

Dec 9, 20253h 9m

Johnny Crash

Well this was a weird and wonderful installment of Mondays With Macron. firstly we had our regular dose of crazy with some of our new regulars including Marty who supports a terrible football team and Diesha who defies any words or logic. Then we tried to

Dec 2, 20253h 12m

Pig Food

Welcome to another weekly installment of Mondays With Macron. In a week where piggies are getting told off we have the pig food right here! This week we have to check in with some of our new regulars, but you'll need to be a supporter to meet them all pro

Nov 25, 20253h 5m

Shirley You Can't Be Serious

Here we go again. This week the compainers wanna play hard to get but don't worry because we play even harder. Ron has his new shades thanks to the banchode shade theft replacement fund and we're ready to take on some Karens. This week one man has a real beef just because he ordered some food and it didn't shop up at all, like that's our fault, we also deal with a very flamboyant man who just wants to yell at someone about his brand new collector's edition video game, one lady gets very upset when Ron accidentally closes all of her bank accounts even though that's what she asked him to do and one lady goes completely off the deep end about her magic bill reducing tablet computer, plus a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Nov 18, 20253h 30m

Ron's Greasy Birthday Bash

First of all a big thank you to everyone for the amazing birthday wishes, gifts and big greasy tips that I received. Far too many people to thank individually but I love everyone that is a part of this show! This week I was jet lagged again and celebrating so we took things a little easier but we still managed to rile up a lady who really wanted to cause a stink about her broken photo frame, one man gets angry with Elon Musk himself, one man is having real problems with his greasy shaft and one lady thinks that she can tell everyone what to do and shoot them when they disagree, of course, and lots more birthday banter too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Nov 11, 20252h 59m

The Chase

Welcome to a slightly dicombobulated but neverthless incredible and extended Mondays With Macron. This week there was a lot of talking and banter but it was worth it for the crazy calls and extended madness. This week we deal with a man Karen who likes chasing drivers around his neighbourhood and doesn’t like AI hold music, one lady refuses to understand why she should answer the phone if she wants a company to help her, Ron gives a stern lecture on who MF Doom is, one lady gets very upset about unwanted notifcations in her car, Scoby then attempts to recover some missing rental vehicles with hilarious results and argues with a man with a ladies name. And much more! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows!

Nov 4, 20254h 5m

Do I Sound Like A Child? (Halloween Special 2025)

Here we go! Spooktober season special show is finally upon us. This week Ron calls a man to have a scary conversation about sportsball, Ron has a lengthy conversation with a total nerd who was trying to do illegal things online, we deal with a man who has serious problems with his delivery driver and his racist son, we meet a very angry Italian man who is not happy with his airline, a lady who is terrified by the mere thought of going to other cities, we deal with an actual lady driver who made a real Halloween mess of her rental car and one man doesn't seem to understand that he needs to return his rental car. And lots more scary stuff too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Oct 28, 20253h 2m

The Hold Music LP

We are back in action baby and if you like classic longwinded complainer calls then boy do we have a show for you. This week Ron from the corporate office has to deal with a very angry airline passenger who for some reason does not like accepting $11 in compensation but wants to fight about it on the phone for a really long time, a man who booked a hotel in Isreal and was not happy with the conditions there and again wanted to do battle for a very long time about getting some kind of compensation for this and then in a sight to behold Ron actually drops and entire album of brand new songs on an unsuspecting lady whilst putting her on hold. We think she eventually got the message but some say she is still not sure to this day. Plus don't miss Scoby's not at all boring sports talk during the interval. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Oct 21, 20253h 9m

Johnny Stag

This show is named after a true legend of the washer rental industry. God bless you Johnny. This week innocent beautiful Ron must face off against a man who only went and put the wrong doors on his refridgerator and caused it to not be running, thus ruining Hazel's whole joke. One man really wants to pitch his incredible ideas for vaginal interfaces on Mars to our specialist IT team. Poor Johnny Stag has some very weird noises coming from his rental washer. One man has to return his fitness watch because he simply refuses to comply with our fitness policy and we invite ourselves to a variaty of interesting meetings including one featuring our dear friend Pete the lesbian, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Oct 7, 20253h 0m

Phoney Maroney

Welcome to another wild and wacky installment of Mondays With Macron. This week Ron has to do battle with a very angry lady who accidentially booked her husband on a seperate flight to her, to a country that doesn't exist, on a date that doesn't exist. These things easily happen though, one man got very upset that an engineer didn't show up to his on time so he cancelled his whole Internet although he was a bit of a phoney, one lady is buying gym pants from China and cannot understand why things have gone so wrong, one man doesn't understand how buying and owning things works, Hazel gets a haircut in the hood, Ron and Shade try to sell some old phones and Dale gets work as a handyman. We also went back to the manhole and invited ourselves into a few meetings too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Sep 30, 20253h 7m

The Computer System Is Hacking In

Well it's finally happened, we've reached the point where AI is now talking for us and saying what it thinks we should say. Time to respect our new robot overlords. This week Ron handles a very sensetive situation involving a double murder in a rental car, one man is dismayed to get another call from Ron about his rental car, one person has serious problems with their Internet service, one man insists on keeping his old phone because it still works even though it doesn't work, one man finds out that his house is now the returns warehouse for a major grocery store and one lady is very confused about whether or not she wants to cancel her phone service or not. And much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Sep 23, 20252h 45m

Ep 2Elbow Room

Well here we go it's Monday on Tuesday yet again. This week Hazel invades a meeting as fake Amy, one lady is not happy that critters chewed her box, one man gets upset because people won't pick things up off the floor for him, one man actually gets bummed on a plane, one man has no right buying tickets to sweet gentle Oasis, one man is very very upset that her got moved around at his baseball game and one man gets stuck in an infinite loop all because his wife was super rude to Ron. We also had a lot of fun with some online meetings this week so watch on YouTube if you can and don't forget to smash that all new hype button please! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Sep 17, 20252h 59m

Dastard

I think Dale came up with this show name and I feel that it's appropriate for some of the callers today. This week poor innocent Ron has to deal with Ronny wearing the customer's dresses, one man is very upset with his grocery store experience, one lady gets upset when Ron suddenly turns into an AI mid call, one man just wants to tell us that he doesn't use his bank account, one man tries and fails to win free tickets, one lady destroys her couch cushions with her sheer girth, one man wants an airline to look after his kid for free and again gets upset when Ron suddenly becomes an AI and one man can't understand the concept of our new windowless window upgrade. And lots more too. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Sep 9, 20252h 54m

Going Into Labor

Well it's Labor Day and I guess Ron has to celebrate that now. It was really hard to get people to pick up on a holiday and fight us but we managed it for you anyway. This week Ron shows a professional wrestler how to do his job properly, one man has terrible trouble with an out of control robot, one man really can't seem to stop breaking his own refridgerator, Ronny eats someone's takout, Ron completely disrupts some meets and one man causes another dramatic corporate incident over one little tiny refund. And much more too. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Sep 2, 20252h 48m

Ratatouille

We're back baby! The weather may have cooled down but the show has not. This week Ron starts things off by getting into a heated debate about the privacy of someone's road, saves one lady from a very tacky wedding, chat's to a lovelly lady at the airport, one man is trying to actually spend his loyalty points which we no longer allow, Ron invents nano repair robots for car rentals, various people whine about their missing packages, one man has a dirty plane, one man has clearly not paid for his shoes, one man gets very angry about some engine problems and Mr. Klit wants his voice said properly. Oh and plus Ron got to talk about Oasis which was the best part of the show! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Aug 27, 20253h 13m

You Are Rachel

It's too damn hot but luckily that means the complainers are extra cranky, and boy are they extra cranky this week. Listen as Ron attempts to delay someone's flight for no reason, one lady goes on an entire adventure whilst attempting to prove that she isn't a robot, one lady has a complete meltdown because we won't give her an upgrade, one man has to call for help after an Internet installation issue takes a very dark turn with Scoby, one man doesn't like waiting in line at the store, Ron invites himself to be the roast master again and one very suspicious couple ends up getting their car taken away. And much more too. Remember we're taking a break next week and will be back the following Tuesday. You'll be okay! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Aug 12, 20253h 3m

A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Here we go again, sometimes I think these people don't want my sweet gentle help. Despite people not wanting to talk today we still made them. Poor old Ron has to suffer some very rude grocery store customers, a man who got very angry about his broken dishwasher, Ron joins the Roast Masters, one lady causes yet another delivery tradgedy with her constant complaining, Ron and Scoby talk to a real life NFL player if you can call him that and one man has terrible trouble trying to verify that he is not a robot. Oh and we also may have caused chaos in some random meetings too. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Aug 5, 20253h 6m

Uncancelled

Here we go again. People are trying to uncancell Ron's cancellations and that just won't do. This week one man has a big beef with his insurance company, Ron becomes the son of the president and the head of the country's stupidest tech company, one lady gets very upset about her destroyed car, Hazel talks to a pervert, one man gets upset because he can't remember his password, one man pays way too much for a lamp, one man doesn't like me looking at his cameras, one lady tries but failes to cancel her service, one man is alarmed at his alarm not working and one lady causess mayhem about her old phone line. We also vissited meetings and talked some sports ball if you want. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Jul 29, 20253h 54m

Bear In The Big Blue House

Well tonight was definitely a night for crazy complaining Karen's. We had no time for anything else except Ron doing battle with a man who got his Internet taken out by a storm, a seriously redneck grocery store customer, a man who wet his pants on a flight, a man who met the rudest flight attendant ever, a man who was missing his brand new Donkey Kong game, a lady who was very upset that her driver petted her dogs and ended herself up in Telecourt and a very racist man who really wanted his fridge magnets. This was a none stop action packed show and we barely had time for anything else! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Jul 22, 20253h 11m

I Don't Know You

Don't worry I do know you all. This week we're back to business as usual and we really had some crazy Karens lined up for you including a lady with a sweary name who was unhappy about her flight, one lady who was very angry that the weather was bad, Ron handles a complaint from 6 years ago, one man buys a really crappy electric vehicale and regrets it, Tyrone is back and stealing phones again, one person gets very upset about having to AI Verify themselves, one lady has even bigger trouble verifiying herself to get her package, one man is very unhappy about his phone service and Ronny gets into yet another security incident with a customer he is delivering to. And we stopped by a few meetings too of course. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Jul 15, 20253h 28m

Metal Mondays With Macron

Welcome to a special Metal Mondays With Macron in honour of Ron's recent trip to Ozzy Osbourne's final ever show, this week we decided to make everything metal! It doesn't get more metal than starting the show with old Grumpy Stan, we then had an awesome conversation between Ronathon and Jyan, one lady got stuck for a very long time on our brand new AI verification system, we meet another deadbeat parent, one lady is confused about how system outages work and we meet a lady who has a very serious problem with her rug. Oh and we also invited ourselves into a few more meetings again. This show is dedicated to Ozzy Osbourne, shoutout to David from Disturbed and also fuck Kneecap and Bobby Vylan. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Jul 8, 20253h 14m

I Can't Get No Comfort

Happy Canada Day everyone! It's probably a hot one where you are, it certainly is here. Some of the staff are even on vacation this week, we are too good to them. Despite all the celebrations Ron still manages to get into a terrible argument with a lady who simply couldn't get enough comfort on her flight, we have to tangle with a racist man who has a girls name, one man starts making some serious threats over a 2 hour delay, one lady is completely outraged that her delivery company left her package outside her house, one lady has a long and difficult struggle with our brand new AI verification system and we also caused complete chaos in a bunch of meetings too. Enjoy the weather and vacation times but don't go anywhere because we have lots more to come! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Jul 2, 20253h 32m

Flabbergasted

Well it finally happened. Our dialler machines deciced to break right as we were doing the first show of listener appreciation week. Despite all that nothing stops this train and we still managed to make a few funny prank calls happen and invited ourselves to a few very enjoyable meetings. This week company got very confused about being AI Verified, one man got real mad about a driver driving on his lawn, one man was a real jerk to Ron for no reason at all, one man thinks a delivery driver was trying to kill his family, Scoby gets a grocery store customer real upset and Ron tackles a haunted washing machine. Stay tuned for listner appreciation week because we're just getting started... Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Jun 24, 20253h 43m

Marathon Of Uselessness

Another week another whole bunch of crazy angry people. This week sweet gentle Ron goes up against Grumpy Stan accusing him of making prank calls, Mike Lindell not wanting to talk at all, a couple who have caused complete chaos over their storage needs, we accidentally cut of a dentist's Internet connection, one lady has mattress problems, one lady doesn't know if she wants her water delivered or not, one man is forced to take a horrifying message for his daughter, one man accidentally rents a vehicle from Mario Kart and one lady is in tears over her missing wings. Plus we monster pawsed a few meetings too just for good measure! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Jun 17, 20253h 0m

Serial Complainers

This week's exciting show features a whole bunch of crazy people who really like complaining. First we check in with our new best friend Grumpy Stan, Ron checks on his Game Rooster, one man just can't stop moaning about his airline, we accidentally prank someone we pranked last year, worth it, one man has taken to stalking in order to get some hotel bonus points, one man can't underststand why you get a straw with a milkshake, one man doesn't see why he should have to feed his own child, one man gets very upset that Ron is playing his new Nintendo Switch 2 during a call, one man can't read terms and conditions very well, one lady can't have a refund due to our rennovations and one man is very very precious about giving out his email address, and we also made ourselves welcome in a few more meetings and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Jun 10, 20253h 5m

Its About Food

Uh oh it's another one of those crazy shows where everything went off! Today is international leave work early day but Ron is standing by you guys and sticking it out. This week he does battle with a lady who is willing to go to prison over french toast, a man who is too big for burgers, a man who just wants his boxes to be the right way up, Ron talks to Andy Kaufman, one lady has her dream vacation ruined by a broken phone, one lady really has trouble verifiying that she's human, one lady wants to complaint that other people exist, one man thinks an airline is stealing his information, some lame guy with a silly name really wants his new little games console and one lady demands to know why unavailable items are not available. And much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Jun 3, 20253h 9m

That's Not My Yah Yah

It's a holiday everywhere but despite that we really got some crazy complainers going tonight including a couple with a fake broken stroller, a man who really wants a Switch 2, a man on a never ending crusade to get his $30, a man who didn't like his hotel stay, a man who couldn't find his boat, a man who was very upset by the images in our patented captcha verification system, a man who really needed a new pair of shorts for his trip, a lady who couldn't feed her children because the airport wouldn't pay for it, we get an actual grieving widow on the phone, one man kicks up a fuss about his wife's mustard and one man really wants to know how Ron speaks Hindi, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

May 27, 20253h 4m

Despicable Service

People sure are stressed out with everything going on in the world right now because the complainers are super tense. Despire all that Ron still manages to get into an epic row with a business owner about his phone services, a man with a certain brand of terrible electric car, one man who can't stand 10 minute delays, one man who is planning an epic lawsuit about his rental car, Ron does battle with a blabby British woman, one man is very unhappy about surcharges, Ron attempts his expert diagnosis on some broken Internet machines and then we get sick of the complainers and decide to bother some actual boat owners. And lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

May 20, 20253h 1m

The K-Word

Do not say the K-Word otherwise one might show up and start yelling at you the day after Mother's Day. A bit like what happened to Ron when one lady yelled at him because of Scoby's failed delivery, one man gets all upset about a silly piece of cloth, Scoby creeps out a flower orderer, one couple end up in a serious Telecourt session when trying to get Ron fired, we meet a none talkative crackhead, one men is really flexing his pro membership, we make one lady bring our car back for threatening to stop doing business with us, one man is really fussy about his food being dropped and one lady gets very upset with Ron's resolution to her wrong coloured flowers, and we also caused mayhem in a few meetings too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

May 13, 20253h 32m