
The JV Show Podcast
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Car Wash Anxiety
On today's 7-26-23 Wednesday show: Selena explains a strange car wash fear she has, Graham's daughter gave herself a haircut, Jess and Chidi went to the Unite the Bay game, a couple set a world record for longest pepper kiss, BK in Thailand has an all new all meat burger, young adults in China are going to work for their parents as "full time children" and tons more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Splooting Season!
On today's 7-25-23 Tuesday show: Selena got her first look at her new bazoomers under the surgical tape, there is a new dangerous trend on TikTok where people are eating Borax, squirrels are once again splooting all over the place, Popeye's just put "girl dinners" on their menu, be careful if you have a flamingo decoration in your front yard, a Doordash driver says he made six figures delivering on the app, Taylor Swift hysteria continues, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New Boobs Who Dis?
On today's 7-24-23 Monday show: We are back from vacation/boob job recovery week, Jess got too drunk at a rodeo in Salinas, being late all the time is now a medical condition, Graham got into an altercation with a kid at a trampoline park, Selena gives us a review of the Barbie movie, there was a crazy car crash in the city over the weekend, Twitter is getting rid of the bird logo, a woman is left in tears after an awful haircut, Tom Brady is not dating Kim K, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bazoomers!
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A Hair Ball and a Hair Wall
On today's 7-14-23 Friday show: It's boob job day for Selena!! We bring on Dr. Kim to answer her final questions about the procedure and to calm her nerves. Also, an Italian judge rules that any touching under 10 seconds isn't considered groping, a woman has been collecting her hair for 23 years to make a giant hairball, surgeons in Israel reattach a kid's head, we debate whether you should tip for towels being delivered to your hotel room, the surfing otter has avoided being caught by wildlife officials, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guac Robot
On today's 7-13-23 Thursday show: People continue to suggest places Jess should go in the Bay Area, more couple are going through sleep divorces, Carmen Electra says her top request on OnlyFans is for content of her feet, a zoo in Toronto is asking people to stop showing the gorillas online videos, Chipotle is testing a new guac making robot, a guy gets an Airbnb and the bed is in the bathroom, we all learn what a "tittle" is, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes Yes Yes Ice Cream Gang Gang
On today's 7-12-23 Wednesday show: A new survey shows that 90 percent of Gen Z have anxiety about talking on the phone, the Vallejo Vigilante detained an arson suspect, Cardi B gives her daughter a 25k bag for her 5th birthday, TikTok live streams have gotten weird, Kim K and Kourtney are beefing over "wedding countries", health officials are warning residents in Martinez about a release of "coke dust", Burger King has come out with a cheeseburger that has 20 slices of cheese on it, A's fans launch another protest at the All Star game, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Straw Code
On today's 7-11-23 Tuesday show: Jess has a mystery smell in her new apartment building, a patient catches his doctor watching a how-to video on his ailment, we go through a list of things you can't look tough doing, we all try putting soy sauce on ice cream, Dutch Bros apparently has "straw code", the SF gallery owner that hosed down the woman on the sidewalk is only getting a few hours of community service and not going to trial, wildlife officials say the Santa Cruz surfing otter is dangerous, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Biggest Lies
On today's 7-10-23 Monday show: Graham drank all weekend and is still trying to claim he is doing "Dry July", someone used the "thumbs up" emoji and it was used against them in a court dispute, cuddling cows is a popular new therapy, people are putting soy sauce on their ice cream, video of the Britney slap has finally emerged, Threads has now topped 100 million downloads, we each share our biggest lie that we have ever told, and Jess finds out that her man has a pet peeve about her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Banging on the Back Door
On today's 7-7-23 Friday show: We are officially one week away from Selena's boob job, a woman online said she went into her date's bathroom and he had 17 bottles of the same shampoo, researchers are developing a medication that could make you grow new teeth, "Chidi's Tweets" might get changed to Chidi's Threads because everyone is hopping onto Threads now, a couple members of the Warriors' Dance Team join us in studio to promote their upcoming auditions, the Britney and Wembanyama drama is heating up, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tahoe Tickler
On today's 7-6-23 Thursday show: A new study says that people are in fact more attracted to people that look like them, it's international kissing day so we discuss our own kissing skills, there is apparently a reason women hug men with their arms around their necks, McDonalds is now offering wedding packages, Tahoe police are looking for a man who is fondling women's feet in their sleep, Selena actually got invited to a sideshow, a doc on TikTok warns people against brushing their teeth in the shower, fans think Tom Brady and Kim K are dating, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gobblin' Hot Dogs
On today's 7-5-23 Wednesday show: The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council has confirmed that ketchup is not for hot dogs, a woman went viral for ranting on a plane about a person she saw onboard that isn't real, Jess shares her experiences at a Bay Area food festival, there is an adult Barney movie in the works, a Subway location posted an insensitive sign out front of their restaurant, we discuss whether you should cheer at the end of a fireworks show, Joey Chestnut won the hot dog eating contest again, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Toilet Seat Pillow
On today's 7-3-23 Monday show: A cop in Florida is in some hot water after he locked his 3 year old up in jail to potty train him, streamers are making tons of money live streaming themselves sleeping, the real reason Draymond punched Jordan Poole...according to Cam'ron, you should probably be washing your pillow case more often, Kelly Clarkson shares her celebrity crush, we bring on one of the organizers of the Reverse Boycott to talk about their next event, and an expert shares ways to make yourself irresistible to men.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Selena on TV!!
On today's 6-30-23 Friday show: Graham failed a building inspection on his house build and he is a little salty, it's been 16 years since the very first Iphone was released, a guy pretended to be a Vegas casino owner and scammed over a million dollars, thirty percent of American's suffer from "menu anxiety", Selena was on MTV, Costco is cracking down on membership sharing, NFL players are getting busted for betting on their own games, a Cal student commuted an entire year by plane from L.A., and the Zuck vs Elon fight might have found a legendary venue!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chidi Gets Pierced!
On today's 6-29-23 Thursday show: It's Chidi's birthday so she gets her nose pierced live on the air, hot dad summer is officially here according to the internet, Niners running back Christian McCaffrey plays the keyboard at a country concert, Heinz has weighed in on where to store your ketchup, not too many people want to join Graham on his "Dry July" mission, Chrissy Teigen has a baby 5 months after her last baby, and lots more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Laxative Effect
On today's 6-28-23 Wednesday show: It's International Body Piercing Day and we learn that Chidi really wants one, Pepsi is launching their own condiment, a woman posts about how guys carrying water bottles give her the "ick", Tom Hanks' niece totally melts down on a new reality show, people on TikTok say that shopping at stores like Target have a laxative effect on them, LSU baseball fans consumed an insane amount of Jello shots, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Hangover is Real
On today's 6-27-23 Tuesday show: Jess is back from vacation so she shares some details from her Texas trip, Graham fills us in on his Herbert Camp boys trip, cottage cheese and mustard is a new viral diet trend, everyone in Korea is about to get one year younger tomorrow, we listen to a couple more play by play calls from our favorite announcer, Bay Area bridge tolls might be going up again, Cardi B responds to cheating allegations, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reverse Box Theory
On today's 6-26-23 Monday show: A new list has Reno as the "wildest" city in the country, add sulfur burps to the growing list of Ozempic side effects, a TikToker discovers a hidden staircase in her closet floor, a relationship expert says you should use box theory when determining whether or not to hook up with someone, Hugh Hefner's son is on OnlyFans, Gen Z are the worst tippers, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chidi With Your Nose So Bright
On today’s 6-23-23 Friday show: Graham is all set to depart on his annual boys camping trip to “Herbert Camp”, people on TikTok claim the key to a more chiseled jawline is to tape your mouth shut when you sleep, a hacking group is threaten to release patient’s pictures from a plastic surgery center, tragically the missing sub imploded and no one survived, the Warriors traded Jordan Poole, we discuss whether we could get over instances of “micro cheating”, and the Musk vs Zuck fight might actually happen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hairy Moles
On today's 6-22-23 Thursday show: Rat Girl Summer is here!, guys posting sexy cooking videos is a new trend on TikTok, scientists think that moles that grow hair are the key to curing baldness, "Ozempic butt" is another side effect from using the drug, time has basically run out to find the missing sub, lab grown meat just got FDA approval for 2 Bay Area companies, and so much more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corpse Flower Blooming!
On today's 6-21-23 Wednesday show: LSU just set a jello shot record at the College World Series, Elizabeth Hurley's son directed her in an erotic thriller movie, a guy dislocated his shoulder celebrating on the Price is Right, Crocs apparently shrink if you leave them in a hot car, a one hundred year old woman shares the attitude to have which is key to a long life, another corpse flower is about to go into bloom in SF, and the search is still on for that missing sub!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jock Itch
On today's 6-20-23 Tuesday show: A guy who has never played basketball before somehow finds his way into the NBA draft, Graham did not complete his Starbucks ordering challenge, we discuss whether it is cheating or not if your partner is chatting with A.I., a woman in Ohio refuses to take down her Halloween decorations, Draymond opts out of his contract with the Warriors, the search is on for that missing sub, Adele is diagnosed with jock itch, and there's a new kind of filler that is made from cadaver tissue! Plus tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Remote Work "Toe"
On today's 6-19-23 Monday show: We seem to be the only people that didn't take today off work, Graham almost fell out of a tree on Father's Day, a guy on TikTok shows people how to make baby back ribs in your hotel room using the hair dryer, shower mirrors might be the next bathroom trend, a fan totally nails a halftime kicking contest at the San Jose Earthquakes' game, someone created an image of what decades of remote work will do to you, and so much more! Happy Juneteenth!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poocifica
On today's 6-16-23 Friday show: Jess is getting ready to leave on her longest vacation ever with her boyfriend, a woman on TikTok says if your friends don't post you then they are ashamed of you, doctors took a 1.76 pound kidney stone out of a patient, there is a beach in Pacifica that is contaminated with a lot of fecal bacteria, another edition of "Chdid's Tweets", Selena had her car broken into....sort of, the Oakland A's take another step in their move to Vegas, and so much more!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Slappin' the Salmon
On today's 6-15-23 Thursday show: We find out Chidi quit her other job mid-shift over text, a guy refuses to sleep in the same bed as his wife because she doesn't shower after work, Jess admits that she doesn't flush toilet paper, a guy on TikTok faked his own death to teach his family a lesson, we learn in trivia that turtles can breathe through their butts, the A's take another step towards leaving for Vegas, and there is an interesting update to the alien landing story!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

40 Days of Water
On today's 6-14-23 Wednesday show: We discuss everything that happened at the A's reverse boycott, a woman inside her coffin comes back to life at her own funeral, there is a debate online about whether your underwear and socks should be in the same drawer, a guy created his own nation Slowjamastan, a NFL player said he lost over a hundred pounds by only consuming water for 40 days straight, Squishmallows are coming to Happy Meals, and Kanye and his wife are once again spotted out in some interesting fashion. Plus so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meat Retreat!
On today's 6-13-23 Tuesday show: Selena's man says that he would cry after winning a sports championship but might not during their wedding, Panda Express is dropping an orange chicken sandwich, a person records a snake getting launched out of the ceiling by their fan, a woman says she uses her own feces to compost and grow food, an expert warns against sleeping naked this summer, the A's reverse boycott is tonight, Britney Spears might have a new album coming, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Booger Wall
On today's 6-12-23 Monday show: Graham shares a couple of disgusting things that happened with his kids over the weekend, there is a rumor online that a certain energy drink has Ozempic in it, 4 kids survived 40 days in the Amazon jungle following a plane crash, Jess says her family won't stop bugging her about having kids, researchers at Stanford have created a new safer football helmet, lots of people have had to sign up for new Netflix accounts now that they are cracking down on sharing, and lots more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bippers Be Bippin'
On today's 6-9-23 Friday show: A company has launched pickle flavored hard seltzer, Mark Consuelos reveals what his bedroom kink is with Kelly Ripa, a guy online drops some tips for single ladies wanting to meet men at Home Depot, we discuss whether it is tacky to put your venmo on your car for your wedding, another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", Jess is given some advice on how to prevent her car from getting broken into, and people think Aliens crashed into the backyard of a home in Las Vegas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drunk Astrology
On today's 6-8-23 Thursday show: "Platonic Male Erotic Bonding" is a new trend for guys apparently, Graham rants about all the people hiking in Crocs in Yosemite, a bar in Australia has sparked backlash for a bras for free drinks promotion, astrology can apparently predict what kind of drunk you are, a driver in Finland got a $129k speeding ticket, Jess is struggling to get furniture for her new apartment, and we discuss little girls wearing makeup for dance performances. Plus tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Questions For Jess
On today's 6-7-23 Wednesday show: A mystic has some scary predictions for this year, Graham got shushed by the people staying next to him in Yosemite, a man in Rhode Island was arrested for breaking into homes and only stealing adult toys, people have lots of questions for Jess our newest show member, a woman got her pants sucked off after falling on a gym treadmill, Taylor Swift has apparently cursed the NBA playoffs, the Oakland A's future is still in flux, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cavapoo?
On today's 6-6-23 Tuesday show: Jess gives an update on her new life of adulting, a woman accidentally glued her eyes shut, Apple drops some crazy new AR goggles, a Safeway in S.F. is blasting classical music around the clock to try to deter loitering, Taylor Swift and her man have broken up, Pete Davidson leaves an angry voicemail for PETA, home insurance companies are dropping Californians, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The JV Show Has a New Member!
On today's 6-5-23 Monday show: We welcome our newest member Jess to the show, scientists have developed super realistic skin for robots, a cat in the UK just celebrated its 32nd birthday, a man cries online after his tiny boat sank, a guy looks for some advice on how to shoot his shot with an IG model, we bring back Photos From Home, an expert says you shouldn't wear red to a wedding, and tons more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Psammophile
On today's 6-2-23 Friday show: Some high school students in Delaware just pulled off what they say is the greatest senior prank of all time, a Knicks player asks guys on Twitter if they have tried their wife's breastmilk and it gets a lot of responses, a UFO was spotted near Harry and Meghan's mansion, Chidi is back from her graduation hiatus so we read a few of her Tweets, we watch San Francisco's new tourism ad, people are mad at this new scam that restaurants are pulling on DoorDash, and so much more!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mole With a Single Hair
On today's 6-1-23 Thursday show: We discuss whether it is okay to use your significant other's razor in the shower, someone left us an epic talkback of them singing a Post Malone song, a woman reveals a devious way she blackmailed a cheating boyfriend, Selena looks for some farting relationship advice, Fremont tops another national list of best places to live, even the Oakland A's security staff has given up on the team, MGK went ballistic on one of Megan's costars, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leaky Gut Beach
On today's 5-31-23 Wednesday show: Selena's card got declined at the grocery store after they had scanned a full cart of stuff, Fat Joe drops some advice for aspiring rappers and women that date them, we discuss whether it is cool or not that some restaurants still use QR code menus, a guy drained an entire reservoir just to try to retrieve his cell phone he dropped in it, a high school pulls a senior prank on Zillow, and Taylor Swift fans report that they are getting amnesia after seeing her concert!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Graham Saved His Daughter's Life!
On today's 5-30-23 Tuesday show: Graham details his weekend trip to Disneyland including a scary incident where he actually had to save his daughter's life, "bed rotting" is a new trend on TikTok, the Astros got some backlash after trolling A's fans on Twitter, Selena tried playing golf for the first time, Taylor Swift is reportedly getting ready to move in with her new guy, there was a massive sideshow in Alameda over the weekend, another retailer closes up shop in downtown S.F., and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Naked Banana Hack
On today's 5-25-23 Friday show: A mom sparks a debate online because she says she packs her kids meals when she goes out to eat at a restaurant with them, there is a new trend on TikTok that might have some dangerous consequences, there are allegations that Idol is rigged, a company tries to charge their employees to use the microwave at work, there's a new hack to save money on bananas at the grocery story, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bout Dat!
On today's 5-25-23 Thursday show: A woman spent 37k to get the ultimate revenge body, Graham has a friend that thinks yelling "let's go" should be over with, a new poll shows that almost 25 percent of men in the United States routinely sit down to go pee, there is a gross new side effect being reported amongst people taking Ozempic for weight loss, a guy says that an employee at REI smelled his shorts that he was returning, an inmate has a unique challenge in court right now over his life sentence, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Like, why'd you get that?"
On today's 5-24-23 Wednesday show: A guy in Florida got his arm bitten off by a gator, Sylvester Stallone says he writes all his daughter's breakup text messages for them, there is a massive pile of clothes that can be seen from space in the Chilean desert, a woman on TikTok says if a guy showed up for a first date driving a Prius she's not going on the date, Netflix is finally charging people for sharing their account login, Oprah might become a California Senator, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shower Nose Blowing
On today's 5-23-23 Tuesday show: Selena is stressing over her bridesmaid's dresses, we debate whether it is acceptable to blow your nose in the shower, taping your mouth shut while sleeping might make you get better sleep, a rich tech mogul is infusing his kid's blood into his own to try to stay young forever, people are selling jars of rainwater from Taylor Swift's concert, the Lakers got swept but does that make the Warriors look bad?, Tom Brady buys a piece of the Raiders, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Food Hole
On today's 5-22-23 Monday show: Researchers think they have discovered the earliest kiss on record, a woman says that a 7 to 12 year age gap is the keep to a successful marriage, a dog influencer earns around a million dollars a year, Selena has locked in the date for her breast augmentation and it is happening!, lots of nude runners took to the streets for this year's Bay to Breakers, a dad dropped 21k on some Talyor Swift Tickets for his daughter and her friends, the mayor of Oakland says she is open to getting a deal done here for the A's to stay, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fast Food Delivered Through Underground Pipes!
On today's 5-19-23 Friday show: The Wazzmatazz date and artist lineup is released!!, we ask the Wendy's A.I. chatbot how she feels about the chain's newest innovation, a woman saved a kitten on 880, people are upset about Starbucks changing their ice, Chidi is itching with excitement for the new Jack Harlow movie, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is changing its name, and so much more on a really fun Friday show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oranges Orange?
On today's 5-18-23 Thursday show: We debate what came first: oranges the fruit or the color orange, there is a new hack for taking the pain out of wearing high heels, a woman on OnlyFans says she caught her stepdad subscribing to her channel, 49 percent of people admit they pretend not to see a mess in hopes someone else will clean it up, a bride got all the food for her wedding from Chili's, Montana becomes the first state to ban TikTok, Hot Pockets are getting rid of the crisping sleeve, a bird gets hit by a pitch at the Oakland Coliseum, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Belly Button Flaps
On today's 5-17-23 Wednesday show: Researchers have now found traces of human DNA virtually everywhere on the planet, spoiler alert! Selena shares some thoughts on the new Anna Nicole Smith documentary, we discuss whether having a urinal in your house is cool or not, Gen Z is apparently now speaking with British accents, the Bachelor is launching a new dating show but for seniors, Uh oh! Graham did not do a Mother's Day post for his wife, and tons more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheesy Pasta Bubble Guts
On today's 5-16-23 Tuesday show: A woman shares a super embarrassing story about spending the night at a guy's house after some cheesy pasta wrecked her stomach, a man tried to avoid a DUI by putting his dog in the driver's seat, a study says that if you laugh at dark jokes you are probably smarter than average so we test it out, Graham has a scary enounter with a massive spider, some residents in the UK have a hack for getting potholes filled quickly, and the Oakland A's have the lowest attendance for a game in over 40 years!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warriors Got Pounded
On today's 5-15-23 Monday show: Everyone shares what they got for Mother's Day, a bride is getting dragged online for what she served at her wedding, an adult webcam site offered up their MILFs to give guys Mother's Day gift ideas, there's a gross reason why you shouldn't use a hotel's coffee maker, a boy in Michigan used a slingshot to save his younger sister from being abducted, the Warriors lost bad to the Lakers, new details emerge on the life of Cashapp founder Bob Lee, the Oakland teacher's strike is over, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A.I. Chatbots Going Rogue
On today's 5-12-23 Friday show: Another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", a dispute between neighbors erupts over the smell of meat cooking, the influencer that created a virtual girlfriend version of herself says the bot has gone rogue and is being sexually explicit, we test out Wendy's new drive thru chatbot and it seems to have gone rogue as well, the Bay Area woman that launched the Subway lawsuit over the tuna sandwiches says she wants to drop it because of morning sickness, and "everything showers" are going viral on TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Return of the Warriors Chant
On today's 5-10-23 Wednesday show: Graham has an awkward encounter in the office bathroom, Selena's new car window got destroyed by a rock on 880, a corgi on TikTok has predicted every game correct so far in the Warriors Lakers series, a man says he has been on 600 first dates, an influencer eats her own meniscus, and we break out the Warriors chant to help propel them to a win!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Clapper
On today's 5-9-23 Tuesday show: The 4DX theater seats have an interesting feature, a guy on TikTok says you should stay away from preseasoned meats at the grocery store meat dept., we finally determine the winner of the parallel parking challenge, a college president "hits the griddy" at a graduation ceremony, a server blasts people who sit down at a table before it has been bussed, Jordan Poole goes viral for something he looked at on his phone before their loss to the Lakers, and Chidi wants to do a graduation prank!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.