
The JV Show Podcast
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Laxative Effect
On today's 6-28-23 Wednesday show: It's International Body Piercing Day and we learn that Chidi really wants one, Pepsi is launching their own condiment, a woman posts about how guys carrying water bottles give her the "ick", Tom Hanks' niece totally melts down on a new reality show, people on TikTok say that shopping at stores like Target have a laxative effect on them, LSU baseball fans consumed an insane amount of Jello shots, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Hangover is Real
On today's 6-27-23 Tuesday show: Jess is back from vacation so she shares some details from her Texas trip, Graham fills us in on his Herbert Camp boys trip, cottage cheese and mustard is a new viral diet trend, everyone in Korea is about to get one year younger tomorrow, we listen to a couple more play by play calls from our favorite announcer, Bay Area bridge tolls might be going up again, Cardi B responds to cheating allegations, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reverse Box Theory
On today's 6-26-23 Monday show: A new list has Reno as the "wildest" city in the country, add sulfur burps to the growing list of Ozempic side effects, a TikToker discovers a hidden staircase in her closet floor, a relationship expert says you should use box theory when determining whether or not to hook up with someone, Hugh Hefner's son is on OnlyFans, Gen Z are the worst tippers, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chidi With Your Nose So Bright
On today’s 6-23-23 Friday show: Graham is all set to depart on his annual boys camping trip to “Herbert Camp”, people on TikTok claim the key to a more chiseled jawline is to tape your mouth shut when you sleep, a hacking group is threaten to release patient’s pictures from a plastic surgery center, tragically the missing sub imploded and no one survived, the Warriors traded Jordan Poole, we discuss whether we could get over instances of “micro cheating”, and the Musk vs Zuck fight might actually happen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hairy Moles
On today's 6-22-23 Thursday show: Rat Girl Summer is here!, guys posting sexy cooking videos is a new trend on TikTok, scientists think that moles that grow hair are the key to curing baldness, "Ozempic butt" is another side effect from using the drug, time has basically run out to find the missing sub, lab grown meat just got FDA approval for 2 Bay Area companies, and so much more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corpse Flower Blooming!
On today's 6-21-23 Wednesday show: LSU just set a jello shot record at the College World Series, Elizabeth Hurley's son directed her in an erotic thriller movie, a guy dislocated his shoulder celebrating on the Price is Right, Crocs apparently shrink if you leave them in a hot car, a one hundred year old woman shares the attitude to have which is key to a long life, another corpse flower is about to go into bloom in SF, and the search is still on for that missing sub!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jock Itch
On today's 6-20-23 Tuesday show: A guy who has never played basketball before somehow finds his way into the NBA draft, Graham did not complete his Starbucks ordering challenge, we discuss whether it is cheating or not if your partner is chatting with A.I., a woman in Ohio refuses to take down her Halloween decorations, Draymond opts out of his contract with the Warriors, the search is on for that missing sub, Adele is diagnosed with jock itch, and there's a new kind of filler that is made from cadaver tissue! Plus tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Remote Work "Toe"
On today's 6-19-23 Monday show: We seem to be the only people that didn't take today off work, Graham almost fell out of a tree on Father's Day, a guy on TikTok shows people how to make baby back ribs in your hotel room using the hair dryer, shower mirrors might be the next bathroom trend, a fan totally nails a halftime kicking contest at the San Jose Earthquakes' game, someone created an image of what decades of remote work will do to you, and so much more! Happy Juneteenth!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poocifica
On today's 6-16-23 Friday show: Jess is getting ready to leave on her longest vacation ever with her boyfriend, a woman on TikTok says if your friends don't post you then they are ashamed of you, doctors took a 1.76 pound kidney stone out of a patient, there is a beach in Pacifica that is contaminated with a lot of fecal bacteria, another edition of "Chdid's Tweets", Selena had her car broken into....sort of, the Oakland A's take another step in their move to Vegas, and so much more!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Slappin' the Salmon
On today's 6-15-23 Thursday show: We find out Chidi quit her other job mid-shift over text, a guy refuses to sleep in the same bed as his wife because she doesn't shower after work, Jess admits that she doesn't flush toilet paper, a guy on TikTok faked his own death to teach his family a lesson, we learn in trivia that turtles can breathe through their butts, the A's take another step towards leaving for Vegas, and there is an interesting update to the alien landing story!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

40 Days of Water
On today's 6-14-23 Wednesday show: We discuss everything that happened at the A's reverse boycott, a woman inside her coffin comes back to life at her own funeral, there is a debate online about whether your underwear and socks should be in the same drawer, a guy created his own nation Slowjamastan, a NFL player said he lost over a hundred pounds by only consuming water for 40 days straight, Squishmallows are coming to Happy Meals, and Kanye and his wife are once again spotted out in some interesting fashion. Plus so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meat Retreat!
On today's 6-13-23 Tuesday show: Selena's man says that he would cry after winning a sports championship but might not during their wedding, Panda Express is dropping an orange chicken sandwich, a person records a snake getting launched out of the ceiling by their fan, a woman says she uses her own feces to compost and grow food, an expert warns against sleeping naked this summer, the A's reverse boycott is tonight, Britney Spears might have a new album coming, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Booger Wall
On today's 6-12-23 Monday show: Graham shares a couple of disgusting things that happened with his kids over the weekend, there is a rumor online that a certain energy drink has Ozempic in it, 4 kids survived 40 days in the Amazon jungle following a plane crash, Jess says her family won't stop bugging her about having kids, researchers at Stanford have created a new safer football helmet, lots of people have had to sign up for new Netflix accounts now that they are cracking down on sharing, and lots more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bippers Be Bippin'
On today's 6-9-23 Friday show: A company has launched pickle flavored hard seltzer, Mark Consuelos reveals what his bedroom kink is with Kelly Ripa, a guy online drops some tips for single ladies wanting to meet men at Home Depot, we discuss whether it is tacky to put your venmo on your car for your wedding, another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", Jess is given some advice on how to prevent her car from getting broken into, and people think Aliens crashed into the backyard of a home in Las Vegas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drunk Astrology
On today's 6-8-23 Thursday show: "Platonic Male Erotic Bonding" is a new trend for guys apparently, Graham rants about all the people hiking in Crocs in Yosemite, a bar in Australia has sparked backlash for a bras for free drinks promotion, astrology can apparently predict what kind of drunk you are, a driver in Finland got a $129k speeding ticket, Jess is struggling to get furniture for her new apartment, and we discuss little girls wearing makeup for dance performances. Plus tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Questions For Jess
On today's 6-7-23 Wednesday show: A mystic has some scary predictions for this year, Graham got shushed by the people staying next to him in Yosemite, a man in Rhode Island was arrested for breaking into homes and only stealing adult toys, people have lots of questions for Jess our newest show member, a woman got her pants sucked off after falling on a gym treadmill, Taylor Swift has apparently cursed the NBA playoffs, the Oakland A's future is still in flux, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cavapoo?
On today's 6-6-23 Tuesday show: Jess gives an update on her new life of adulting, a woman accidentally glued her eyes shut, Apple drops some crazy new AR goggles, a Safeway in S.F. is blasting classical music around the clock to try to deter loitering, Taylor Swift and her man have broken up, Pete Davidson leaves an angry voicemail for PETA, home insurance companies are dropping Californians, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The JV Show Has a New Member!
On today's 6-5-23 Monday show: We welcome our newest member Jess to the show, scientists have developed super realistic skin for robots, a cat in the UK just celebrated its 32nd birthday, a man cries online after his tiny boat sank, a guy looks for some advice on how to shoot his shot with an IG model, we bring back Photos From Home, an expert says you shouldn't wear red to a wedding, and tons more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Psammophile
On today's 6-2-23 Friday show: Some high school students in Delaware just pulled off what they say is the greatest senior prank of all time, a Knicks player asks guys on Twitter if they have tried their wife's breastmilk and it gets a lot of responses, a UFO was spotted near Harry and Meghan's mansion, Chidi is back from her graduation hiatus so we read a few of her Tweets, we watch San Francisco's new tourism ad, people are mad at this new scam that restaurants are pulling on DoorDash, and so much more!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mole With a Single Hair
On today's 6-1-23 Thursday show: We discuss whether it is okay to use your significant other's razor in the shower, someone left us an epic talkback of them singing a Post Malone song, a woman reveals a devious way she blackmailed a cheating boyfriend, Selena looks for some farting relationship advice, Fremont tops another national list of best places to live, even the Oakland A's security staff has given up on the team, MGK went ballistic on one of Megan's costars, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leaky Gut Beach
On today's 5-31-23 Wednesday show: Selena's card got declined at the grocery store after they had scanned a full cart of stuff, Fat Joe drops some advice for aspiring rappers and women that date them, we discuss whether it is cool or not that some restaurants still use QR code menus, a guy drained an entire reservoir just to try to retrieve his cell phone he dropped in it, a high school pulls a senior prank on Zillow, and Taylor Swift fans report that they are getting amnesia after seeing her concert!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Graham Saved His Daughter's Life!
On today's 5-30-23 Tuesday show: Graham details his weekend trip to Disneyland including a scary incident where he actually had to save his daughter's life, "bed rotting" is a new trend on TikTok, the Astros got some backlash after trolling A's fans on Twitter, Selena tried playing golf for the first time, Taylor Swift is reportedly getting ready to move in with her new guy, there was a massive sideshow in Alameda over the weekend, another retailer closes up shop in downtown S.F., and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Naked Banana Hack
On today's 5-25-23 Friday show: A mom sparks a debate online because she says she packs her kids meals when she goes out to eat at a restaurant with them, there is a new trend on TikTok that might have some dangerous consequences, there are allegations that Idol is rigged, a company tries to charge their employees to use the microwave at work, there's a new hack to save money on bananas at the grocery story, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bout Dat!
On today's 5-25-23 Thursday show: A woman spent 37k to get the ultimate revenge body, Graham has a friend that thinks yelling "let's go" should be over with, a new poll shows that almost 25 percent of men in the United States routinely sit down to go pee, there is a gross new side effect being reported amongst people taking Ozempic for weight loss, a guy says that an employee at REI smelled his shorts that he was returning, an inmate has a unique challenge in court right now over his life sentence, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Like, why'd you get that?"
On today's 5-24-23 Wednesday show: A guy in Florida got his arm bitten off by a gator, Sylvester Stallone says he writes all his daughter's breakup text messages for them, there is a massive pile of clothes that can be seen from space in the Chilean desert, a woman on TikTok says if a guy showed up for a first date driving a Prius she's not going on the date, Netflix is finally charging people for sharing their account login, Oprah might become a California Senator, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shower Nose Blowing
On today's 5-23-23 Tuesday show: Selena is stressing over her bridesmaid's dresses, we debate whether it is acceptable to blow your nose in the shower, taping your mouth shut while sleeping might make you get better sleep, a rich tech mogul is infusing his kid's blood into his own to try to stay young forever, people are selling jars of rainwater from Taylor Swift's concert, the Lakers got swept but does that make the Warriors look bad?, Tom Brady buys a piece of the Raiders, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Food Hole
On today's 5-22-23 Monday show: Researchers think they have discovered the earliest kiss on record, a woman says that a 7 to 12 year age gap is the keep to a successful marriage, a dog influencer earns around a million dollars a year, Selena has locked in the date for her breast augmentation and it is happening!, lots of nude runners took to the streets for this year's Bay to Breakers, a dad dropped 21k on some Talyor Swift Tickets for his daughter and her friends, the mayor of Oakland says she is open to getting a deal done here for the A's to stay, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fast Food Delivered Through Underground Pipes!
On today's 5-19-23 Friday show: The Wazzmatazz date and artist lineup is released!!, we ask the Wendy's A.I. chatbot how she feels about the chain's newest innovation, a woman saved a kitten on 880, people are upset about Starbucks changing their ice, Chidi is itching with excitement for the new Jack Harlow movie, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is changing its name, and so much more on a really fun Friday show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oranges Orange?
On today's 5-18-23 Thursday show: We debate what came first: oranges the fruit or the color orange, there is a new hack for taking the pain out of wearing high heels, a woman on OnlyFans says she caught her stepdad subscribing to her channel, 49 percent of people admit they pretend not to see a mess in hopes someone else will clean it up, a bride got all the food for her wedding from Chili's, Montana becomes the first state to ban TikTok, Hot Pockets are getting rid of the crisping sleeve, a bird gets hit by a pitch at the Oakland Coliseum, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Belly Button Flaps
On today's 5-17-23 Wednesday show: Researchers have now found traces of human DNA virtually everywhere on the planet, spoiler alert! Selena shares some thoughts on the new Anna Nicole Smith documentary, we discuss whether having a urinal in your house is cool or not, Gen Z is apparently now speaking with British accents, the Bachelor is launching a new dating show but for seniors, Uh oh! Graham did not do a Mother's Day post for his wife, and tons more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheesy Pasta Bubble Guts
On today's 5-16-23 Tuesday show: A woman shares a super embarrassing story about spending the night at a guy's house after some cheesy pasta wrecked her stomach, a man tried to avoid a DUI by putting his dog in the driver's seat, a study says that if you laugh at dark jokes you are probably smarter than average so we test it out, Graham has a scary enounter with a massive spider, some residents in the UK have a hack for getting potholes filled quickly, and the Oakland A's have the lowest attendance for a game in over 40 years!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warriors Got Pounded
On today's 5-15-23 Monday show: Everyone shares what they got for Mother's Day, a bride is getting dragged online for what she served at her wedding, an adult webcam site offered up their MILFs to give guys Mother's Day gift ideas, there's a gross reason why you shouldn't use a hotel's coffee maker, a boy in Michigan used a slingshot to save his younger sister from being abducted, the Warriors lost bad to the Lakers, new details emerge on the life of Cashapp founder Bob Lee, the Oakland teacher's strike is over, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A.I. Chatbots Going Rogue
On today's 5-12-23 Friday show: Another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", a dispute between neighbors erupts over the smell of meat cooking, the influencer that created a virtual girlfriend version of herself says the bot has gone rogue and is being sexually explicit, we test out Wendy's new drive thru chatbot and it seems to have gone rogue as well, the Bay Area woman that launched the Subway lawsuit over the tuna sandwiches says she wants to drop it because of morning sickness, and "everything showers" are going viral on TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Return of the Warriors Chant
On today's 5-10-23 Wednesday show: Graham has an awkward encounter in the office bathroom, Selena's new car window got destroyed by a rock on 880, a corgi on TikTok has predicted every game correct so far in the Warriors Lakers series, a man says he has been on 600 first dates, an influencer eats her own meniscus, and we break out the Warriors chant to help propel them to a win!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Clapper
On today's 5-9-23 Tuesday show: The 4DX theater seats have an interesting feature, a guy on TikTok says you should stay away from preseasoned meats at the grocery store meat dept., we finally determine the winner of the parallel parking challenge, a college president "hits the griddy" at a graduation ceremony, a server blasts people who sit down at a table before it has been bussed, Jordan Poole goes viral for something he looked at on his phone before their loss to the Lakers, and Chidi wants to do a graduation prank!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Heartwarming Toe Sucking
On today's 5-8-23 Monday show: A woman in Colorado discovered that the house she just bought is full of snakes, Graham took his kids to see the new Super Mario Bros movie, we lay the ground rules for our parallel parking challenge, some people on social media were convinced that Meghan Markle attended the royal coronation wearing a disguise, we talk to Dr. Kim who is going to be doing Selena's breast augmentation, some fart spray sent numerous high schoolers to the hospital, and we discuss the A's broadcaster controversy from Friday, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When You're Sliding Into Home......
On today's 5-5-23 Friday show: Happy Cinco De Mayo everyone!!, a server shares a life hack for how to deal with a manager that yells at you, a guy spent 6 years leaving clues to his gf that all lead to an engagement, most of the Giants players are having stomach issues following a trip to Mexico, some pranksters mowed a giant D into the lawn prior to a royal family event, a company in Oakland wants to buy your dog's poop, Jordan Poole allegedly spent 500k on a single date with a celeb, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Technically Excellent
On today's 5-4-24 Thursday show: A new trend has people putting salt in their coffees, Gwyneth Paltrow gives some feedback on some of her past celeb hookups, some Taylor Swift fans get kicked out of her concert for using the men's bathroom, Bluesky is a new social media platform set to rival Twitter, a Bay Area woman who was recently homeless won a 5 million dollar scratcher, Oakland teachers are going on strike, a person of interest was detained in connection to the Davis stabbings, plus so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Selena is Booking a Boob Job!
On today's 5-3-23 Wednesday show: A box of rotten fruit got the bomb squad called in San Rafael, Selena put down a deposit on a new set of bazoomers, a 75 year old woman sold her house to give money to a scammer, a company is looking for someone to document all the car crashes in all the Fast and Furious movies, new AI tech is actually able to read your mind, the Warriors lost game 1 to the Lakers, and we debate whether Fairfield is part of the Bay Area!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Sly Butt Sweat Slide
On today's 5-2-23 Tuesday show: A swarm of earhquakes strikes Southern California so we go over some safety tips, a server says that if you are a regular at a restaurant the staff has a nickname for you, an iceberg has gone viral for its "interesting" shape, a woman is now selling burps in bags online, Chipotle is being accused of portion discrimination, Selena is in a panic trying to get all her family's passports prior to their wedding, a full recap of all the Met Gala looks, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Beam Has Been Retracted
On today's 5-1-23 Monday show: Curry has an epic playoff performance and the beam is officially gone, a man in the UK sets a world record for most flesh tunnels on his face, a NFL reporter had an embarassing on-air slip up, a man went on a naked drunken rampage after he says he only had one shot of vodka, Graham shares how his wife's birthday weekend went, Mistah F.A.B. has some harsh words for fans at Chase Center, and a small private memorial was held to honor JV.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DINKs
On today's 4-28-23 Friday show: Things got a little heated at Graham's son's little league game, researchers say we may be contacted by aliens in just a few years, a husband is getting dragged online after his wife posts a video of her making a second dinner just for him because he didn't like the first one, Chidi wrecked part of her car attempting to parallel park, DINK videos are growing in popularity on TikTok, Game 6 of the Warriors Kings series is tonight!, and a balding man gets bangs tattoo'd on his head, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Bad Pimple Got a Sweet Back"
On today's 4-27-23 Thursday show: Selena has decided to move the location of her bachelorette party, an OnlyFans model was kicked out of a grocery store for her outfit, new data shows that engagement ring sales are way down, a dating coach tells women to never accept a coffee date, Chidi allegedly has a new nickname: "cheaty", R.I.P. Jerry Springer, MGK celebrates his birthday without Megan Fox, Nate Diaz turns himself in to police, and the beam is nearly exstinguished for the Kings after the Warriors win again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently Chidi is Part Seagull
On today's 4-26-23 Wednesday show: Selena gives all the details from her breast augmentation consultation, there is an "epidemic" of players getting hit in the groin in these NBA playoffs, even Family Guy is mocking the Oakland A's, Chidi has a unique talent to sound just like a seagull, a moose was on the loose in an Alaskan movie theater, as usual Graham is struggling to come up with gift ideas for his wife's birthday, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Golden Kazoo
On today's 4-25-23 Tuesday show: Selena is getting a consultation for a boob job, a TikToker wound up in tears after no one wanted to accept her good deed, someone finally claimed that 1.5 million dollar Powerball ticket in the Bay Area, a woman wonders if she is a Karen for returning a food order 3 times in a row, a server claims that the golden kazoo is the key to getting bigger tips, a debate is raging over the rumors that Starbucks is going to be charging more if you want light ice, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shower Hotdog
On today's 4-24-23 Monday show: Selena fell asleep at her own party she was hosting, researchers determined that a good sports bra can increase your running performance, some people think aliens are behind some recent mysterious cow deaths, putting pickles on your face is the new TikTok skin care hack, fans think Taylor got cheated on, and we try to get to the bottom of what really happens on bachelor parties, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ChatGPT Writes Chidi's Dating App Profile! Haha!
On today's 4-21-23 Friday show: Oh no! Mercury is back in retrograde, another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", researchers discover an animal responsible for climate change, we each share the contents of our car's trunk, the Warriors extinguish the King's beam, people are saving money by watching Taylor's concerts from outside the arenas, we have ChatGPT write Selena's wedding vows and Chidi's dating app profile, and so much more on a really funny Friday show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Giggle Smoke
On today's 4-20-23 Thursday show: Happy 420 everyone, Tinder's most swiped man is offering up help for people to become more successful at online dating, we debate whether "girl code" requires you to reach out to a man's wife/gf to let them know he is cheating, there's a new beauty hack that involves smearing beef fat on your face, the Oakland A's announce they are moving to Las Vegas, people are having weird celebrity dreams while taking Ozempic, the new SpaceX rocket explodes, Shawn Mendes and Camila are back together, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"So is the baby!!!"
On today's 4-19-23 Wednesday show: A guy loses it on a flight over a crying baby, we discuss whether it is cool or not to post your Peloton workout recap on social media, a pizza guy thwarts a carjacking by tripping a fleeing suspect, the new Kelly and Mark show is not getting great reviews, JV Show Squirrel week is in full swing, cowbells will not be allowed at Chase Center for Game 3, Draymond gets suspended, Damar Hamlin is cleared to return to football and starts practicing, plus tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reverse Boycott?
On today's 4-18-23 Tuesday show: An influencer says most fellow influencers fake going to Coachella, "squirrel girl" undergoes a 200k procedure, a 50 year old woman lives in a cave alone for 500 days, we debate whether twins can actually feel each other's pain, some jackass harrassed the sea lions at Pier 39, Oakland A's fans are planning a reverse boycott, the Warriors lose again on the road in Sacramento and Draymond gets ejected, and people in Florida were convinced that the lights at a Taylor Swift concert were from aliens!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.