The Jackson Two

Listen, sometimes you edit an episode, and then you accidentally become important at work and it ruins your life, and then you forget what the episode was about by the time you find the action points to publish it. Enjoy! Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!

🎶 Well you can tell by the way I use my walkI'm the Oracle, burpin' green when I talkProphecies in the attic warmI've been mummified since you were born🎵 Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!

What does a summer camp do in winter? When will Saint Sally get the SLIGHTEST consideration from her terrible god-son? And CAN she overnight some sinus meds to PJ? Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!

While the kids are exposed to dangerous levels of Kenergy, we discover William’s elemental weakness, have YET ANOTHER argument about magnets, and discuss the perils inherent in perching above Seattle with a katana as a public mental healthcare model Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!

PJ and the crew meet YET ANOTHER GOD, William needs to dial 411 to learn what 411 is, and wait, Zebras are HOW big?! Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!

ABC tries out for the rugby team, William remembers Southland Tales fondly, Isaac wants to see👏the👏monkey👏, and SO HELP ME STORE-BRAND GOD I'M GONNA FIND THAT CRICKET OR DIE TRYING Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!

We realize that Camp Half-Blood is basically the Jedi Council in a BAD way, William takes Casey to task for pronouncing a fake word correctly, and a first-of-its-kind event demands celebration! Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!

The electrified, enwebulated, mystery-boxingest finale of this interstitial season! BE THRILLED OR BE BILLED! Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at patreon.com/Semiautomagic (https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic) for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, WHERE DID YOU GOWHERE DID YOU COME FROM, IMMORTAN CALEB Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at patreon.com/Semiautomagic (https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic) for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

With apologies to Mike D and hopes they'll keep until he's back from the dead Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at patreon.com/Semiautomagic (https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic) for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

Dearly belovedWe are gathered here todayTo build sweet-ass go-karts Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

Who dat goatm'n? Where'd that lifeguard get chlorine-proof blue hair dye? AND WHERE THE CUSS DID MR. D PUT THE PAYROLL FILES, CHIRON HAS TO DO HIS TAXES. Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

The finale of The Sea Of Monsters, brought to you live from the beach that makes you old! Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

Clarisse gets what's coming to her, PJ gets some advice from a snake, and the Donut Hydra has a job interview! Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

PONIES TO MEET YOU, FLORIDA, as Luke is in the mood for ribs and Maury has some BIG NEWS for Chiron! Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

The gang wash ashore in the Land of Golden Girls, Luke accidentally becomes a reality TV star at the worst possible moment, and William finally tells us what unforgivable thing England did to him! Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

The stage is set for the FINAL SHOWDOWN between our two favorite cyclopes, William derides the public's ability to enjoy a Cuban sandwich the right way, Isaac SAYS A CUSS, and Casey remains a shockingly vocal Polyphemus apologist for POSSIBLY THE LAST TIME! Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

Listen nothing I can say here will prepare you for Southland Tales, or indeed for the three of us talking about Southland Tales. Just chop off your thumbs, put on your favorite Boxer Santaros movie, and aim at something you won't miss. Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

ENGAGE ATTACK PLAN MACEDONIA, ARM THE ANCIENT GREEK PUNS, AND DAMN THE CYCLOPES. Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

PJ and the gang book a ticket to Toon Town, Population: HIJINX. DOES Polyphemus have any discount codes for his Etsy shop we could use? What IS a goat if not a large rabbit? And WHEN will William kill the douche buzzing their bike up and down his street while SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO RECORD??? There's only one way to find out! (L--it's to list--you need to listen to the episode, that's the way) Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!