
The Infinite Escape Room
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S1 Ep 273Time to Reflect.
EIn a rare Four-Men-One-Room recording, MIke, Alan and Jon learn their lesson and then immeadieately forget it, courtesy of Danny. So, grab a drink, take a moment, and reflect. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 272Cheesy Summonings
EJamie, Jon, and Mike find themselves in a bit of a bind after running into Martin of Krivolaky and his mob! Can Jamie just reach they key to escape? Will Jon find anything of great length? Does Mike's tugging bring any joy? All this and more in this week's episode! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 271Guess Who: Murderous Monk Edition
EThis week, Mike, Jon Jamie are turned from monkeys to monks by a Dom's monasterial machinations! It's an absolute belter - and if you want to play along at home, here's the image assets you'll need... Portraits Grid Mysterious rune Awesome runic number system Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 270Bigot in the Big Blue Bird
Eaka Defeat MechaTrump This week's episode is made possible by our wonderful Patreons, including Tonje Beate Halvorsen and Ryann Sparrow This week Mike, Laura and Aled finish what they started all those weeks ago and come together to defeat the Trump Bot before he gets to Mars-A-Lago. QUIVER with horror at Trump's synthetic neck flap BE AMAZED at Laura's quick puzzling skills YELL AT YOUR PHONE when you realise your memory is better than theirs was Tune in and see how they got on! And as always, please reach out to us on Facebook and Twitter (we're not like, officially verified, but we basically are). Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 269Trump Bot.
ENOTE: This episode initially uploaded with a huge silence at the top. Editor Jon has now finished flaggelating himself and trimmed it properly. If you have the duff episode, refresh your feed and redownload. It should be fine. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= This week the team must escape Elon Musk's moon base and return to earth via a convenient space ship. All they have to do is get through an airlock...whilst passing a Turing Test...as Donald Trump...Using only his tweets. Is Trump Human? Is Christ Trump? How does Jamie think Gravity works? Tune in, find out. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 268The candy, the door, and the primate
EMoonwalk with Laura, Aled, and Dom as they attempt to escape a hoard of space hillbillies! Can Laura crack the sweet puzzle? Does Aled use that funny voice for the whole episode!? Will Dom destroy the moon...? There's only one way to find out, and peering down your arm for five hours isn't it! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 267Orbital Ape Antics ft. Pedagodzilla
E(this episode has gone out two days late due to a COVID related muck-up overlapping with a trip to New Orleans! Apologies! ~Mike) Join Dr Mark Childs of the @pedagodzilla podcast and Professor Rebecca Ferguson as they fight skip goop and the tyranny of physics in order to avoid splattering....on the mooooon! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 266Monkey Space Force Go Bigly!
Eaka Escape Cape Canaveral This week's episode is made possible by our wonderful Patreons, including Colin Walker, Charlotte Knowles, and Jen McPhilimy. This week Mike, Laura and Aled go where no monkey has gone before on a special mission to space, where we'll ponder such questions as: Has Jamie overestimated their cleverness? Does banana bread cook faster in space? And just how useful is a butt flap on a space suit? Tune in and find out! If you'd like to hear the unedited version of this episode, consider joining our Arch-Duke of Charitable Excellence tier! Here you'll also get access to the episode script, including puzzle commentary and scratch notes. There'll also be a cheeky bonus episode coming soon to go along with this episode. And as always, please reach out to us on Facebook and Twitter. And if you want access to exclusive bonus material as well as early access to episodes, consider joining our Patreon for as little as £1 a month. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 265Hamlet or Piglet?
EIn this episode Jon can't speak properly because he's been to the dentist. Naturally he decides to make an episode that requires him to accurately deliver Shakespeare. Over and over again. What could go wrong? Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 264Gordon’s gassy secret
ELaura and Aled are thrust into the hot and stressful environment of a television studio kitchen, to topple one of the culinary giants. Can Aled brute force his way in? Will Laura remember all of the metaphorical open doors? What happens when you turn an oven on? Join the gang as they whip up solutions, beat minor puzzles, and mentally stew in this week's episode! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 263The apple of knowledge and the banana of opinion
EJoin Laura, Anna and Dom as they escape Mike's heavenly garden of Eden, and even more heavenly collection of stupid bloody voices. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 262Vegetarian salmon and vapourised flag wavers (feat. ESCAPETHEROOMers)
Eaka Escape the Tea Shop at the Edge of the Universe This week, Mike is joined by Brandon and Cici from ESCAPETHEROOMers to serve afternoon tea to a trio of pissed off Monoliths from 2001: A Space Odyssey. BE AMAZED as Brandon and Cici sweep the room with expert flair. NOD WITH BRITISH PRIDE as Mike discusses the age-old war between Devon and Cornwall scones. SHAKE YOUR HEAD DISAPPROVINGLY as Jamie forgets how cakes work and desperately tries to backpedal mid-puzzle. Don't forget to pay a visit to ESCAPETHEROOMers and tune in to their Behind the Mastermind series. You can also check them out at Facebook and Twitter. If you're keen to understand some of the in-jokes and want even more banter, consider joining our Patreon for full, unedited episodes, episode scripts and more! And as always, please reach out to us on Facebook, Twitter and on Discord (exclusive to our fabulous Patreons!) Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 261Monkey Business
EThere's a point in a friendship when you think you really know someone, that they can no longer surprise you, that the bounds of their creativity are established and you've got them figured out. Then you invite them on to a podcast and without warning they come out with the weirdest attempt at a solution since the Saxons tried using cow dung for disinfecting wounds. Belt up. Alan has a surprise for you. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 260Like pulling teeth from a drawer...JAPUNO!
EJoin budding Greek market seller Mike and Japuno champion Jamie in this weeks puzzle to escape a mysterious underground study. How many knobs can Mike twiddle? What happened to Margery's Flowers? How good is Jamie's maths? While a picture may paint a thousand words and four pictures faint a fair few more - why stare at an inanimate object when you can listen to The Infinite Escape Room!? Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 259How to upset Spartan librarians
EJoin Ben and Jon as they find themselves trapped in Mike's Library of Alexandria...with a barbarian horde on the horizon! Listener discretion is advised, as this episode features some truly, truly awful accents, and truly truly truly poorly 'researched' history. If you want to play along at home, you might find the following obscene papyrus useful: 'Minus the Minotaur SEXENFELCHIDES HELD THE MINOTAUR. ARSE KISSING ENVELOPED THEIR HORNS A LONG INTENSE AGE. THE MINOTAUR SUCKED HOOF AND THE MINOTAUR NEVER DOUBTED. THE MINOTAUR OBLIGED HIS GARGLE OBLIGATIONS DREAMILY. ‘MORE OVERT RAVISHING!’ EXTEMPORISED THE MINOTAUR.' Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 258An unexpected drinking game, ostrich smuggling and sticky sleeves
Eaka Escape the TIER Backrooms This week, Ben and Aled are guided by a rather sinister Clippy to get meta and reboot the universe. MARVEL as Aled tries to destroy your livers with the Red Herring drinking game! RECOIL as Ben extols the virtues of Ribena with milk! SYMPATHISE with Jamie's withering patience as Aled tries to brute force a 5-letter word lock by naming every object he sees! If you're keen to understand some of the in-jokes and want even more banter, consider joining our Patreon for full, unedited episodes, episode scripts and more! And as always, please reach out to us on Facebook, Twitter and now on Discord (exclusive to our fabulous Patreons!) Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 257Bliss.
EIf you're sat at a computer, take a look at your hands. There they are, resting upon the keyboard, poised, waiting for their chance to give your next whim life. They know what they're doing, those hands. Don't they? Close your eyes, try and type something. How well do you actually know your keyboard? One thing is certain. You know it much better than these clowns. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 256Gary’s Electric Spackle
EAfter the Infinite Escape Room was powered off, join Jamie and Tony as they walk in circles in the dark. Cries of "Marco" "Polo" ring out into the room. Listen to them warm up a crowd Hark as they fumble with spinning rust And take note for the elusive Fray Bentos Pie. It's all kicking off in this week's episode of: The Infinite Escape Room! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 255Supermarket sweats and dinners for snakes
EIt's been really, really hot in the UK recently. This episode happened. It's a good one. Join the Ben and the Jamie. They escape Mike's hot little location. At one point a man sweats out his guts. Here's what it looks like: Send 99p flakes. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 253Portal shenanigans and Hidden Bed Cheese (featuring David Spira and Peih-Gee Law)
Eaka escape the Upside Down trailer This episode is brought to you by our wonderful Patreons Jade Shaw, Tonje Beate Halvorsen and Maggie B. Thank you! This episode Jamie is joined by puzzlers extraordinaire David Spira and Peih-Gee Law from Room Escape Artist / Reality Escape Pod / Reality Escape Convention. Join David and Peih-Gee as they puzzle their way through a trailer park trailer that's definitely looking a bit ... Stranger. Don't at me, Duffer Brothers. Cue a time-travelling apple, a cursed Elmo doll and the newest hit event coming soon to all escape rooms near you - The Hunt For The Hidden Bed Cheese. You can also listen to the playlist in the episode on Spotify. It's pretty cool. I created the creepy Elmo doll using an Elmo AI voice generator, which is pretty terrifying. PS This is my game that David mentioned during the episode. I'm not normally one to plug it here but when RoomEscapeArtist says it, who am I to argue? If you want to get a hold of these episodes before the general public and get extra Discord perks, consider supporting the podcast on Patreon. You can also whisper sweet nothings to us over on Facebook and Twitter. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 254Nothing is what it Seams.
EThis week Aled, Bailey and Alan spend half an hour breaking Jon's soul as he tries to guide them through a charming rural wonderland. Aled takes a liking to a passing sheep, Alan rediscovers his love of Munters and Bailey tries to make Jon feel better after the most misguided attempt at comedy since "The Oscars Slap." Drink up, Strap in, It's Tuesday. Maybe. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 252Phone phreaking, pocket meat, and non-consentual poking
EJon and Chris stumble through a meteorological description of a heath detailing the brightness, cloud cover, and precipitation levels only to be confronted by a body in a clearing! What tricks can Jon get up to with an expired flare? Why is there a hunk of meat in Chris' pocket? Who the hell put an albatross there!? Enjoy the calm panic of two people rifling through each other pockets - only on this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room! Several tracks in this episode were created and given to us by the wonderful Tim Beek (timbeek.com): Distant Dungeon and Mystery Unsolved. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 251Cornflakes. Shaken, not stirred.
EJoin the Mike, Laura and Anna as they escape Dom's Spy infested greasy spoon cafe. Did someone say 'Chef's Breakfast'? A random word generator certainly did. If you'd like to play along at home, here's the note that the spy slipped us... Also this episode was absolutely not sponsored by Darlings of Chelsea . Unless they'd like to sling us some free sofabeds, in which case it absolutely was. You can use the discount code GEESEALLTHEWAYDOWN at the checkout to get one of their authentic 'six whole geese' stuffed cushions. For an extra fiver they'll knock the geese out beforehand (would reccomend this. Beak bites hurt)...maybe? If you're not in the market for a wildfowl riddled sofa but still ahve a few quid jangling in your pocket then why not check out our our Patreon? Or just bimble at us on the Twitters or the Facebook. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 250All’s fair in love, war and tea
Eaka Escape the Boston Tea Party This episode is brought to you by our wonderful Patreons Dave Shaw and Karen Cate. Thank you! Much like Nicolas Cage, we're on a mission to uncover some forgotten American treasures. But unlike Nicolas Cage, we're doing it with a little more tact and a lot less insanity. Join Mike, Laura and Ben as they infiltrate the Boston Tea Party Museum to find the last remaining tea chest from the Boston Tea Party. Will Mike and Ben find a tri-corner hat that actually fits? How does Ben unlock the podcast's secret God-Mode? Is fruit tea really tea or just an infusion? Find out now in this Independence Day special episode! If you're playing along at home, you'll need this map of the islands around Boston harbour. If you want to get a hold of these episodes before the general public and get extra Discord perks, consider supporting the podcast on Patreon. You can also whisper sweet nothings to us over on Facebook and Twitter. And for those who celebrate it, have a most excellent Independence Day! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 249The Spice Girl, The Slughorn and the Swan
EAn alternative title for this episode is 'escape Danny's fever dream'. This is not a drill. This episode was genuinely inspired by Danny's covid fuelled fever dream. There was a bit where he saw angels and departed relatives, but we cut that out because he might have come a little too close to crossing the river, and we don't want to alarm anyone. So yes! Join us as we find ourselves warped beyond imagining and try to bring our fever wracked minds back in to the real. Also this was recorded all together all cozy like using Mike's lovely new local recording setup. Isn't that nice? And as ever, if you dig thisthen check our our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 248Escape the Alien Interrogation
EThis week Mike looses Laura while Jamie is apparated from the sky and find themselves having to interrogate an alien life form! What can Jamie feel in Mike's pocket? Can Mike understand alien? How important is that pot plant...? Answers, and certainly yet more questions await you! This week's episode had more than 30 minutes of material removed! If you'd like to hear the unedited version consider signing up to the Arch-Duke of Charitable Excellence tier on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theInfiniteEscapeRoom Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 247Escape the Viking Funeral Boat
EThe episode in which Mike and Laura find themselves in the midst of a splashy splashy burney death zone, and Mike gets to fulfil a lifelong ambition. Has Mike unlocked the secrets of successful communism? Has Jamie finally managed to stump Laura's lightning-fast puzzling prowess? And just what is a coffee knocker anyway? Here are the details of the Viking compass and coasters, if you fancy playing along yourself. Skål! PS I've taken some liberties with Norse mythology for the sake of the puzzle. If you want a primer on some Norse myths, and like your tunes on the heavier side, I recommend listening to the track Emblas Saga by Brotherhood of Metal. It's pretty wild. If you have a suggestion for a future episode theme, be sure to give us a shout on Twitter or Facebook. And if you're interesting in supporting the podcast, head on over to our Patreon for some tasty bonuses. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 246The Quest - Part 4: Cool halflings don’t look at explosions
EIt's the final part of our Quest special! If you haven't listened to the rest then hold your horses, nip back to part 1 and we'll see you in a while. Join our roving band of breakfasting adventures as they find the final puzzle piece of Enaria's secrets, and offend a local religion with their dice rolls and use of magical incendiaries. If you'd like to solve the big puzzle along with us, then check out this map of the city. Alternatively, if your day to day life already involves too much brain churning thought then you can skip ahead to the solution. Ben is Forquare Quendien - A halfling wizard, and mute war crime in a seven year old's dress-up robe. Bailey is Bailinator Jones - A half orc fighter, roller of diabolical dice and yorping standup comedian. Jamie plays Luck, Stuck and Bugger - A trio of goblin spies in a trenchcoat, and the bane of park caretakers everywhere. Mike plays Clam Strumlington, an oversexed and underbrained shapeshifting bard. Has moved on from horny animals to ones with big trunks for sucking, and beaks for beaking. And Tony is our guide, leading us through the adventure, and starving for a curry. You can find out more about the gang via our character sheets, including blurbs, abilities and inventories. If you like what we've been doing here then check our our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. We hope you enjoyed the special - back to regular TIER stuff next week! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 245The Quest - Part 3: Don’t make me run, I’m full of chocolate
EIt's part 3 of our 4 part Quest special! Join our band of merry adventurers as they conduct a little light tomb desecration, Dieter invocation and snoozy brunching! If you haven't listened to part 1 and part 2 yet then quick, go back - give them a listen! Ben is Forquare Quendien - A halfling wizard. He doesn't say much, which on reflection is an interesting choice of character trait for a podcast. Bailey is Bailinator Jones - A half orc fighter. She's glam, she's disco, and she's itching to smack something with an axe. Standard Swansea night out. Jamie plays Luck, Stuck and Bugger - A trio of goblin spies in a trenchcoat. We wish you could see the webcam pantomime we were witness to as Jamie mimed having three sets of stacked hands. It was poetry. Mike plays Clam Strumlington, an oversexed and underbrained shapeshifting bard. He's got a list of horny animals he wants to transform in to, and a sound effects board. And Tony is our guide, and does a smashing impression of a ten year old German exchange student. If you're mega smart want to solve the puzzle before us, here's a cheeky map of the city of Enaria. You can also peruse our character sheets from the campaign, including blurbs, abilities and inventories. And as ever, you can check our our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 244The Quest - Part 2: Moose in a china shop
EThis is part 2 of our 4 part adventure, using the Quest RPG system, where the gang find themselves causing chaos in, and below a magical department store while searching for a mysterious token... Ben is Forquare Quendien - A halfling wizard. Last time, he exploded a blob. He can use magic strike, kindle, blink and other abilities. he's armed with a staff, a dagger a longsword and a Fray Bentos tinned tent. He's doesn't say much, but his magical violence does the speaking for him. Bailey is Bailinator Jones - A half orc fighter. Last time, she got blob on her axe and now it smells. She Can use counterattack, wild attack, provoke and other abilities. She's armed with a double-headed axe, a longsword, some Swansea knuckledusters, and some kiln gauze. Last year this orc saw the pork. Jamie plays Luck, Stuck and Bugger - A trio of goblin spies in a trenchcoat. Last time, the wrestled with a multiple identity crisis. They can use sneak attack, poison, disguise and spyglasses, and are armed with a scimitar, a club, a dagger and some lockpicks. They have the look of someone underage trying to get in to the cinema. Mike plays Clam Strumlington, an oversexed and underbrained shapeshifting bard. Last time, he turned in to a goat long enough to perch on a wall. Can use Shapeshift, Wild Aspect and Gills as well as other skills. Armed with a Rapier, a Battle Lute and a Dagger. Also have a magical flask of Brandy. Clam is the party's resident goon. And Tony is our guide, leading us through the adventure, and painting the world around us with his colourful command of accents. If you're frothing with immersedness and want to solve the puzzle before us, here's a cheeky map of the city of Enaria. You can also peruse our character sheets from the campaign, including blurbs, abilities and inventories. And as always, check our our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Love ya x Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 243The Quest - Part 1: Crack it like a crème brulee
EThis is part 1 of a 4 part special! Oh boy oh boy oh boy - we have wanted to run another one of these ever since we did our first D&D miniseries. This time, we're using the Quest RPG system, and we've got to say we absolutely love it. Tony guides Me, Ben, Bailey and Jamie through a fantastic adventure, filled with quirky powers, great puzzles, daft gadgets and dodgily accented characters. We recorded this in one big 6 hour session - with Tony putting in some nice chapter points for us to break the episodes up. Should we have called it chapters rather than parts? Yes. Bugger. Oh well. In part 1 we find ourselves transported once more to a magical world, and in to the bodies of our characters: Ben is Forquare Quendien - A halfling wizard. He can use magic strike, kindle, blink and other abilities. he's armed with a staff, a dagger a longsword and a Fray Bentos tinned tent. He's doesn't say much, but his magical violence does the speaking for him. Bailey is Bailinator Jones - A half orc fighter. She Can use counterattack, wild attack, provoke and other abilities. She's armed with a double-headed axe, a longsword, some Swansea knuckledusters, and some kiln gauze. Last year this orc saw the pork. Jamie plays Luck, Stuck and Bugger - A trio of goblin spies in a trenchcoat. They can use sneak attack, poison, disguise and spyglasses, and are armed with a scimitar, a club, a dagger and some lockpicks. They have the look of someone underage trying to get in to the cinema. Mike plays Clam Strumlington, an oversexed and underbrained shapeshifting bard. Can use Shapeshift, Wild Aspect and Gills as well as other skills. Armed with a Rapier, a Battle Lute and a Dagger. Also have a magical flask of Brandy. Clam is the party's resident goon. You can also peruse our character sheets from the campaign, including blurbs, abilities and inventories. The map maker we make mention of can be found here: https://watabou.itch.io/medieval-fantasy-city-generator . And here's the map itself: And as ever, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. You fab folk you. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 242Defeat Facebook, and Escape the Zuck!
EThis week, Dom, Anna and Laura find themselves at the behest of Mike's Mars Bar wielding Elon Musk. In order to complete his total domination of social media, they'll need to infiltrate Facebook HQ and get the platform cancelled! But watch out for the Zuck's stinger! Is it one of Mike's tightest puzzles? Possibly not. Did he have a lot of fun doing the voices? Yes he did. Also Jamie cameo's in this episode in one of our most/least copyright infringing characters depending on if he's wearing a shirt. See if you can spot it. And don't forget, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon for extra perks, or hit us up on Twitter or Facebook to wink saucily at us in 140 something characters or less. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 241Escape the PI Office
ENondiagetic sax jazz plays as Laura, Jamie, Mike, and Ben attempt to escape the sparsely furnished office of a private investigator. Omnipotent Dom has crafted a colourful puzzle mixing high stakes with a moody atmosphere. Who is Ruby Magnum? What's locked inside the baffling desk drawers? Can Laura outwit Dom as swiftly as the last time? Is nondiagetic even a word? Will we ever make it back home to Mom...? Join a bumper four-person solver to find out! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 240Escape Being Boris’ Aide
ELaura, Mike, and Aled reporting for duty! Join our crack team of political put-it-righters as they advise the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom on how to best navigate his blunders. Email after email comes through to the team, will they be able to figure out how to log into the computer to read them Does Mike spend all episode in the bat cave? Will Aled ever make it out of the toilet? Can Laura corral the other two into actually helping to solve the puzzle? How close does Mike get to short-circuiting the puzzle? For fun, fictional frolics, and some "mild ribbing" ->tune into this weeks episode! Please note that while characters in this episode are real, many of the situations posed are works of fiction. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 239Save Harambe! (feat. Step Lockyer from Enigmailed)
EThis week, Mike, Ben and special guest Step Lockyer from Enigmailed join forces to save the Internet's most beloved gorilla from certain death, thus averting the final apocalypse of the 21st century. We've got a little Q&A with Step at the start of the show before getting into the puzzle itself. If you're not already following Enigmailed you can do so on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. And if you want to get news of when Enigmailed's Kickstarter campaign for Notable remains goes live, you can sign up for updates on the campaign page. And don't forget, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon for extra perks, or hit us up on Twitter or Facebook to say nice things about us. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 238Escape Farage’s Flat Roofed Boozer
EWelcome to the Shiv and Staffy. is it just your standard dodgy estate flat roofed boozer? Or is it also the secret headquarters of internationally renowned fuckwits UKIP? "I've just shot us all in the foot, why do our feet hurt? It's probably the fault of foreigners." ~ The wit and wisdom of Nigel Farage OBE Join the Mike H and Sam as they unravel its secrets, and find Mike C's time travelling stabby solution to Brexit. And as ever, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. You fab folk you. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 237Escape The British Museum
EThis week the team find themselves in the bowels of The British Museum on a very inauspicious day. Mother's day. Also the day the world ends. Apparently. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 236Escape The 2012 Olympics at Trafalgar Square
ELaura and Dom find themselves back in 2012 during the London Olympics. They must find the missing Olympic Torch before the opening ceremony comes to Trafalgar Square! Will Dom and Laura find the torch? Does cleaning the place up help at all? What on earth is a rampant lion doing in Trafalgar Square? All of this, and much more in this weeks episode! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 234Escape the Superhero Lab
EHey there, true believers! Join The Amazing Mike and The Astonishing Laura as they genetically enhance themselves to escape this rather super little puzzle. Will Mike be able to unclog the drain through hair pulling alone? Will Laura be able to guess Jamie's combination lock yet again?! And just what did Mike do with that risqué poster? Find out in this issue of The Infinite Escape Room. If you'd like to play along, you'll need this: Excelsior! Don't forget, if you'd like to listen to these episodes a week early, or peek behind the curtain and listen to the bits we cut out, please consider joining our Patreon! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 235Heston’s Time Travelling Turkey Twizzler Caper
EThis week Danny, Alan and Jon try and solve Mike's frightful Heston Blumenthal time travel Turkey Twizzler puzzle, all the while uncertain as to whether something else, some deep dreadful metatask is at foot. Spoiler, there is - but there isn't - BUT THERE IS. Will they find the pretty much accurate secret recipe? Or will they succumb so suspicion? TIFO! And as ever, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. You fab folk you. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 233Escape Narnia.
EImagine if you lived in a peaceful, snow covered country that was absolutely perfectly fine until unpleasant things started falling on it. This isn't what you think...and also, sort of is. But, tasteful. Aled, Mike and Annekoos try and worm their way out of Jon's horrendous snowscape...with music! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 231Escape the Swimming Pool
EJoin Jamie and Jon as they tread water and try to stay abreast in this fun swim puzzle! What location did Jamie suggest first? Will Jon have to be censored? How is Pooh involved in all of this? Sit back and belly laugh along with the best in this snack sponsored edition of The Infinite Escape Room! Ah yes, snacks! Thanks very much to enigmailed.com for sponsoring this episode! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 232Escape the Chunder at 20,000ft
EOur perilous puzzlers find themselves inside a plane that's inside a giant eagle! Join Ben and Tony as they puzzle their way through the plane in an attempt to get to the bathroom before their in-flight meal becomes something else entirely. Just how deep into coconut lore will Ben go? Who will invest in Tony's new urinary invention? And who the hell is flying this plane? Tune in and find out! This episode is snack-sponsored by Enigmailed's Excalibar's Sword - a white chocolate Eton Mess chocolate bar covered with puzzles. Check them out at Enigmailed.com and tell them that The Infinite Escape Room sent you! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 230Escape the Wizard’s Sleeve
EKeep your mind out of the gutter, and your imagination in Gandalf's armpit as the gang find themselves the victim of a well intentioned magical whoopsie. Will they listen for suspicious silences? Will they check themselves before the wreck themselves? Are hankies internationally recognised? Tune in, find out! Also this episode was recorded using a Zoom H2n in Alan and Bailey's lovely (if slightly echoey, sorry!) dining room. This episode was snack sponsored by Enigmailed, who sent us some chocolate. You can support the podcast yourself by sending us snacks, or via our Patreon. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 229Escape The Wacky Races
ERemember Dick Dasterdly? Remember Mutley? Remember Penelope Pitstop? If any of these names mean anything to you then you were either a) a child in 1968 or b) a child after 1968 watching re-runs of a very curious little specimen of a cartoon. This week the team hit the track in the Wacky Races. Their task is simple, make sure the race goes ahead without a hitch. Or a death. Or a crime against humanity. Their host is Jon, so this should be easy... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= This episode featured several sound effects used under the Creative Commons attribution licence. They can be found on freesound.org. Many thanks to... Omar Alvarado for his cannons, found here, Tim.Kahn, for his crowd of Boo-ers, found here, lonemonk, for his drag racing cars, here, ikbenraar for his racing BMW M3s, here, Debsound for yet more rally cars, here and finally okieactor, for the gunshot, found here. Thanks guys! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 228Escape the Snakes & Ladders
EJoin Aled and Mike as they slide down into a huge game that it seems Christopher Robin created under his house! How many times will Aled ask to hear the same thing? Can Mike coerce over a Walkie-Talkie? Which one of them will get to the end first? Who is Titi? Tune in, and find out! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 227Escape the Hundred Acre Wood!
EOh bother! With Winnie the Pooh entering the public domain in 2022, Jamie takes Mike and Laura through a little stroll through the Hundred Acre Wood. Can they make it out before the House of Mouse comes a-stomping through the trees? Cue a very sticky bed, a gratuitous Winnie the Pooh impression, and many BEEEEEES. This one was a little shorter than expected - Mike and Laura did incredibly well. Note to self: make puzzles harder when playing with sober solvers. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 226’Escape the murderer, choo choo!’ said Thomas
EThomas is a very helpful engine. Can he help the gang solve a grisly murder within his carriage innards? Join Ben, Jamie and Bailey as they burn, kick, rob and molest their way through Mike's frightful puzzle. If you're playing along at home, you'll need something from Rupert's carriage. Here it is: And as ever, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. You good eggs you. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 225Escape the Railway Station.
EHappy New Year! We're back! Slightly older, slightly weirder, slightly drunker, but not slighter. We pickup where we left off with the team approaching an inoccent looking Railway Station, just in time to catch the last train home. If only they had enough money for tickets... This episode features a new solver, Annekoos! (Honor-Coast without the "t" at the end"). She was sadly limited to a laptop mic, so apologies for the audio quality on her track, we'll get her setup properly in time for her next outing. So without, further ado, lets get stuck in! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.
S1 Ep 224The Christmas Advent Calendar Remix
EMerry Christmas Folks! Wowza, what a year it's been. as you'll hear from the intro to this one - 2021 has given us one last kicking on its way out. We've decided not to rush something out to fill the gap, and instead be a bit more forgiving with our Christmas break than we usually are. We do hope you understand. Rather than leave the feed fallow, we've decided to remix our 2019 advent calendar special, with a bit of extra commentary betwixt the episodes, accidentally making this the longest episode to date. If you'd like something whittering in the background of your own Christmas celebrations, then maybe this will fit the bill for you. We love you lots, and we'll see you next year on The Infinite Escape Room Mike, Ben, Jon and Jamie Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.