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How to upset Spartan librarians
Season 1 · Episode 259

How to upset Spartan librarians

The Infinite Escape Room · Mike, Ben, Jon, and Jamie

September 4, 20221h 3mExplicit

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Show Notes

Join Ben and Jon as they find themselves trapped in Mike's Library of Alexandria...with a barbarian horde on the horizon!

Listener discretion is advised, as this episode features some truly, truly awful accents, and truly truly truly poorly 'researched' history.

If you want to play along at home, you might find the following obscene papyrus useful:

 

'Minus the Minotaur

SEXENFELCHIDES HELD THE MINOTAUR. ARSE KISSING ENVELOPED THEIR HORNS A LONG INTENSE AGE. THE MINOTAUR SUCKED HOOF AND THE MINOTAUR NEVER DOUBTED. THE MINOTAUR OBLIGED HIS GARGLE OBLIGATIONS DREAMILY. ‘MORE OVERT RAVISHING!’ EXTEMPORISED THE MINOTAUR.'

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The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.