The Immortals

The Immortals return to spoil the hell out of the fascinating western Man of the West. They also deal with Pedro's move to Chicago as they discuss one of Sarah's favorite songs, everyone's first venture into reggae, an obscure British comedy troupe, a backwards hedgehog and, of course, cheese. Get excited. Intro 0:00 – 4:27 Man of the West 4:27 – 32:21 Natty Dread 32:21 – 41:40 Appenzeller 41:40 – 49:23 A Case of You 49:23 – 1:01:10 The Hodgeheg 1:01:10 – 1:10:35 The Comic Strip Presents… 1:10:35 – 1:17:20 Outro 1:17:20 – 1:24:15 --Pedro was right, we have not been assigned a number from the 100s. --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return to a goofy episode. Much like Tristana likes to choose between two pathways, is this the best episode or the worst episode of The Immortals? Either way, Pedro reviews most of this show from the bathtub, Sarah refuses to kill a chicken, Leigh sings The Message once a year, Adam has to go back to school and Austin tries to review the unreviewable. It's a hell of a show! Intro 0:00 – 3:58 Tristana 3:58 – 25:12 The Message 25:12 – 37:23 Volaille de Bresse 37:23 – 41:37 Another Girl, Another Planet 41:37 – 50:58 Autumn Term 50:58 – 1:01:07 Space Ghost: Coast to Coast 1:01:07 – 1:10:54 Outro 1:10:54 – 1:24:55 --The Season Three trailer for Please Like Me which has a shot of the chicks so Austin is validated in putting this in the show notes. Watch this show. --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return to spend some time with Native Americans enjoying an LA evening in The Exiles. They also listen to African political songs, debate whether something is elevator music, reveal which of them really hated school, and discover how little Austin knows about birds. Also there's discussion on how stupid this season of The Real World is! Intro 0:00 – 4:49 The Exiles 4:49 – 23:32 Zombie 23:32 – 32:39 Goose Egg 32:39 – 40:51 Taj Mahal 40:51 – 50:02 I Hate School 50:02 – 1:01:30 TV Grab Bag 1:01:30 – 1:07:19 Outro 1:07:19 – 1:17:02 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return to argue about Laurel and Hardy. Pedro takes it to heart and travels to Chicago for this recording (and for the Sons of the Desert conference, of course.) Also they get psychedelic with Country Joe and the Fish, learn a surprising amount from a children's book, review their first gospel song and watch Austin absolutely geek out about Doctor Who. Get excited. Intro 0:00 – 5:27 Sons of the Desert 5:27 – 28:32 Electric Music for the Mind and Body 28:32 – 35:40 Muscaline (Not Really) – 35:40 – 37:37 Take My Hand, Precious Lord – 37:37 – 45:51 What Do People Do All Day? 45:51 – 56:12 Doctor Who 56:12 – 1:25:35 Outro 1:25:35 -- 1:34:36 Austin's Doctor Who Recommendations First Doctor – An Unearthly Child (Episode 1), The Aztecs, The Time Meddler Second Doctor – Tomb of the Cybermen, The Mind Robber, The War Games Third Doctor – Spearhead from Space, The Three Doctors, Carnival of Monsters Fourth Doctor – Genesis of the Daleks, Pyramids of Mars, City of Death Fifth Doctor – Earthshock, The Five Doctors, The Caves of Androzani Sixth Doctor – Vengeance on Varos, Revelation of the Daleks Seventh Doctor – Remembrance of the Daleks, Battlefield Eighth Doctor – Doctor Who: The Movie (Note: It's terrible.) --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals travel back to the Old West and find it’s not what they’re used to when they watch McCabe & Mrs. Miller. Thankfully they get warmed up with some Pyromania from Def Leppard, they’re told they’re special by The Pretenders, as well as revisiting some capers, find a magical nickel and talk about the crimes of Scotland. Also will The Immortal’s plan succeed to defeat their current intern? Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 3:17 Old Business, New Henges 3:17 – 5:42 McCabe & Mrs. Miller 5:42 – 27:35 Pyromania 27:35 – 36:28 Pantelleria Caper Revisted 37:20 – 44:06 Brass in Pocket 44:06 – 50:59 Half Magic 50:59 – 1:00:07 Hamish Macbeth 1:00:07 – 1:08:00 Outro 1:08:00 – 1:18:29 --Robert Carlyle’s whiskey commercial --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return to battle the cold in The Ice Storm and then warming up to the sweet sounds of Emmylou Harris. Thankfully they also some pound cake that will scandalously disappear in 21 Seconds especially as a distraction from the divisive book, Johnny, My Friend. Also on the mythology side, we have quite the interesting twist with the intern and we got exclusive audio about why Leigh joined the podcast. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 4:11 The Ice Storm 4:11 – 26:28 Red Dirt Girl 26:28 – 37:35 Madeira Cake 37:35 – 43:54 21 Seconds 43:54 – 54:45 Johnny, My Friend 54:45 – 1:04:49 Scandal 1:04:49 – 1:26:36 Outro 1:26:36 – 1:33:28 --Black Sabbath Stonehenge photo and Led Zeppelin Stonehenge photo --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod YouTube.com/TheImmortals Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return from their never-explained one-week break! They review two films this week with Sarah’s bonus review taking us to the intense world of competitive arcade players and our regular review takes us to the not-as-exciting-as-you-may-think world of train dispatching during World War II. They also make amends by finally reviewing the smoked fish, get déjà vu with the album, talk about all the facets of a ten-minute song and meet a magical scarecrow. Also Austin watched eight seasons of The Real World and has plenty to say about it! Get excited. Intro 0:00 – 3:50 Old Business, New Henges 3:50 – 5:51 Closely Watched Trains 5:51 – 21:50 BONUS: The King of Kong 21:50 – 42:15 Crocodiles 42:15 – 49:08 Arbroath Smokie 49:08 – 1:02:27 Marquee Moon 1:02:27 – 1:09:27 Worzel Gummidge 1:09:27 – 1:16:15 The Real World 1:16:15 – 1:38:20 Outro 1:38:20 – 1:43:57 CHECK OUT THE NEW WEBSITE! www.theartimmortal.com --The Fish Guy in Chicago --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod YouTube.com/TheImmortals Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return with a lot of positive reactions this week. One of the most popular sitcoms of all time is reviewed in the same episode as a fancy duck, Van Halen, a trip down the Amazon, porn (sorta) and a movie that Austin hasn’t seen! Also, the gang decides to name each day of the week for alcohol and the new intern continues to cause a lot of problems. Intro 0:00 – 3:44 Le Boucher 3:44 – 23:18 Pornography 23:18 – 32:53 Imperial Peking Duck 32:53 – 47:52 Runnin’ with the Devil 47:52 – 56:49 Amazon Adventure 56:49 – 1:12:15 Friends 1:12:!5 – 1:42:54 Outro 1:42:54 – 1:51:25 CHECK OUT THE NEW WEBSITE! www.theartimmortal.com --Le Boucher trailer --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod YouTube.com/TheImmortals Join us Thursday next next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return to race against some hypersexual go-go dancers! Who will survive and who will think this is even a good idea? They also compare a punk album to Lawrence of Arabia and Spaced, somehow. One Immortal almost starts crying thinking about The Secret Garden and one Immortal straight up did cry watching the TV show. Also a song! But no food. Sadness. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 5:20 Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! 5:20 – 30:40 Live at the Witch Trials 30:40 – 40:10 (I’m) Stranded 40:10 –48:32 The Secret Garden 48:32 – 1:05:05 One Foot in the Grave 1:05:05 – 1:11:15 Outro 1:11:15 – 1:24:45 --Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! trailer --One Foot in the Grave theme --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod YouTube.com/TheImmortals Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return for what’s definitely their worst episode as decided by Austin and not any of the other Immortals. That’s almost entirely because he messes up his verb tenses as they discuss a movie that delves into Hollywood ambition, the redemption of Deep Purple, something that’s not dog food, a song that isn’t “Smoke on the Water”, a featherless goose and a medical examiner who sometimes examines medicine. They also learn what a whore’s dinner and how Pedro has a fragile brain. Intro 0:00 – 3:11 The Bad and the Beautiful 3:11 – 25:22 Machine Head 25:22 – 35:49 Pantelleria Caper 35:49 – 47:07 Tin Soldier 47:07 – 56:26 Borka 56:26 – 1:07:06 Quincy, M.E. 1:07:06 – 1:15:25 Outro 1:15:25 – 1:22:39 --The Bad and the Beautiful trailer --“Smoke on the Water” --"Tin Soldier” performance --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return and they hope that you’ll enjoy the show. They listen to Mexican waltzes and Spanish political documentaries. They once again are up against Germany as they refuse to ever give us subtitles—this time for children’s poetry. They also rock out to fantastic live performances. Also they review grapes. They’re just grapes! Plain ole grapes! And they review them! Intro 0:00 – 2:23 Las Hurdes 2:23 – 28:46 Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band 28:46 – 46:10 Muscat Grapes 46:10 -57:25 Ella 57:25 – 1:07:08 What Does the Mouse Think on Thursday? 1:07:08 – 1:19:15 Ready, Steady, Go! 1:19:15 – 1:28:10 Outro 1:28:10 – 1:35:55 --Playlist of Ready, Steady, Go! clips --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return right when it’s darkest before the dawn. They review tales of Gotham and the even grosser world of Ray Donovan’s Los Angeles. They journey far to the past to tell the tales of King Arthur and some other kid named Arthur and listen to the sorta folk sorta rock musings of Richard Hawley. Also Pedro tells the most ridiculous tale of him trying to cure his hangover and ends up poisoning himself even further. Also also, the mythology of the show is once again changed forever! In that we actually address the mythology! Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 2:11 The Dark Knight 2:11 – 27:55 Coles Corner 27:55 – 35:48 Ganache Chocolate 35:48 – 46:17 Ain’t No Other Man 46:17 – 56:47 The Seeing Stone 56:47 – 1:08:40 Ray Donovan 1:08:40 – 1:23:25 Outro 1:23:25 – 1:27:37 --Ain’t No Other Man music video --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return to review one film that is actually 32 films but is actually one film! That is way easier to follow than anything Pedro tries to say about LL Cool J’s rap feuds and the world of drum and beat. They also try a rye bread that may secretly be chocolate cake, which still isn’t as sweet as the lives of the Bravermans. Also Adam and Austin discover a YA book they really should have read by now. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 4:50 Thirty-Two Short Films About Glenn Gould 4:50 – 22:32 New Forms 22:32 – 29:27 Kavring 29:17 – 37:33 4, 3, 2, 1 37:33 – 48:25 Julie of the Wolves 48:25 – 57:26 Parenthood 57:26 – 1:21:40 Outro 1:21:40 – 1:27:53 --4, 3, 2, 1 music video --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return for their last catch-up bonus episode! Pedro is here to confusingly guide us through some sort of weird French song that is definitely not French, the richness of early hip-hop and one of the stranger Beatles songs ever recorded. At least that's what Don Draper thinks. Get excited. Intro 0:00 – 2:05 Allons a Lafayette 2:05 – 11:01 It's Like That 11:01 – 17:45 Tomorrow Never Knows 17:45 – 29:50 Outro 29:50 – 31:37 --It's Like That music video --Tomorrow Never Knows on Mad Men --Matthew Weiner on why The Beatles were in Mad Men --Leave a review on iTunes and Pedro will give you a 15 second compliment on the next main review. [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return with many passionate emotions. Who listened to the Arctic Monkeys for five hours, just on the day of recording? Who had the dumbest comparison to this fancy food? What causes Pedro to make the argument "It's not made to be good!" What story did the Immortals connect with more: Japanese assassins or New York ballerinas? Also they discuss without any facts, the economy of the music video of "My People". Get excited. Intro 0:00 – 3:37 Black Swan 3:37 – 32:45 Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not 32:45 – 41:33 Membrillo 41:33 – 51:05 Across the Nightingale Floor 51:05 – 1:03:15 My People 1:03:15 – 1:13:43 Gotham 1:13:43 – 1:33:40 Outro 1:33:40 – 1:40:16 --My People music video --Our last bonus episode will come out Monday to discuss "Allons a Lafayette", "It's Like That" and "Tomorrow Never Knows" --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals briefly return to catch up on two more songs! Pedro attempts to explain to everyone what happened during a ping-pong themed music video with limited success. Then The Immortals return back to the world of Yes but will they embrace the Sweetness? Find out! Intro 0:00 – 0:55 Kelly Watch the Stars 0:55 – 9:35 Sweetness 9:35 – 15:22 Outro 15:22 – 17:45 -- Kelly Watch the Stars music video --The final bonus episode will come out on Monday where they will be covering "Allons a Lafayette", "It's Like That" and "Tomorrow Never Knows" --Leave a review on iTunes and Pedro will give you a 15 second compliment on the next main review. [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return and they have never been more divisive! It's almost as if certain Immortals took an experimental drug and now they're disagreeing with Austin too much. They also mix-up with some bad company, non-stinky cheese, purple depth and some German pranksters. But remember, once you start the episode you must finish it. Intro 0:00 – 3:30 Bigger Than Life 3:30 – 21:39 Bad Company 21:39 – 29:39 Munster 29:39 – 42:45 Black Night 42:45 – 49:13 Jumanji 49:13 – 1:02:42 Verstehen Sie Spass? 1:02:42 – 1:18:08 Outro 1:18:08 – 1:24:22 --Our next bonus episode will come out on Monday to discuss "Kelly Watch the Stars" and "Sweetness". --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return for their next bonus episode whey they embrace different types of rock and roll. One is lighter and very instrumental and one has Ozzy staring into your soul. Either way, Leigh is going to find them to be too long! Find out what the rest of The Immortals thought. Intro 00:00 – 00:58 I Am the Resurrection 00:58 – 7:05 No More Tears 7:05 – 16:25 Outro 16:25 -- --"No More Tears" music video --Next week for a bonus review of "Kelly Watch the Stars" and "Sweetness". [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next for our main review as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals look for a place where everyone knows their name. Whether that is wartime Poland or a bar in Boston. Either way, they're going to drink. They also eat the most definitive cheese imaginable, earn their Bro statuses, uncover the mystery of a musical letter and try to figure out if "cosmic rock" is even a thing. Also Pedro gives out his first iTunes review compliment. Get excited! Intro / Old Business, New Henges 0:00 – 6:38 Ashes and Diamonds 6:38 – 31:00 Grievous Angel 31:00 – 38:26 Gruyere 38:26 – 46:10 Famous Blue Raincoat 46:10 – 57:08 Anancy Spiderman 57:08 – 1:06:12 Cheers 1:06:12 – 1:35:04 Outro 1:35:04 – 1:43:45 --Our next bonus episode will come out on Monday to discuss "I Am the Resurrection" and "No More Tears". [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return for their first bonus episodes as they catch up to the nine reviews they need to do for the Songs category. They start with an almost James Bond song and a sorta house music song. Does Pedro react appropriately or does he act a little creepy? Do U know him? Intro 0:00 – 1:15 The Look of Love 1:15 – 11:20 U Don't Know Me 11:20 – 17:49 Outro 17:49 –19:00 --The "U Don't Know Me" music video [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things on our main review. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return for their 10th episode and they celebrate with their first ever bonus review. What important thing does Adam think deserves to be on one of these 1001 lists? Also Pedro can't remember anybody's name for the whole one song he had to review, Austin thought ostrich meat would have feathers, Leigh gets angry at a song and Sarah seems to already be running low on henge facts. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 2:44 Adam's Bonus Review 2:44 – 9:06 Klute 9:06 – 26:45 Hearts and Bones 26:45 – 35:30 Ostrich 35:30 – 44:05 Cars 44:05 – 53:49 A Hundred Million Francs 53:49 – 1:05:19 Dalziel and Pascoe 1:05:19 – 1:13:10 Outro 1:13:10 – 1:20:47 -- The Frontier, where Austin and Sarah had their Ostrich burgers --CORRECTION: Randy Newman, not Thomas Newman scored the film Cars. --The "Cars" music video --Next week, Pedro will start complimenting everyone who gives us an iTunes review --Our first bonus episode will come out on Monday to review two of the songs we're catching up on: "The Look of Love" and "U Don't Know Me". [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals embrace the New Year by not even recognizing it is one! Instead they review a rather silly musical, learn about prog rock, determine just how big this bear is, encounter a blind samurai, hear a master at work and eat a potato that looks like a penis. Also something happens that changes the podcast forever. Get excited! Intro / Old Business, New Henges – 0:00 – 8:30 On the Town 8:30 – 27:50 Fragile 27:50 – 36:32 Ratte Potato 36:32 – 47:02 Twenty-Four Caprices 47:02 – 58:53 The Biggest Bear 58:53 – 1:15:25 Zatoichi Monogatari 1:15:25 – 1:26:33 Outro 1:26:33 – 1:35:07 [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return after a week off! They discuss important topics like who is sexier: David Bowie or Jack Bauer? Adam abandons all of his morals for the sake of the podcast! They compare two non-sci-fi things to sci-fi movies! They discover who likes crazy German industrial music and which Immortals think that Immortal is crazy! All of this and more Intro 0:00 – 3:30 The Man Who Fell to Earth 3:30 – 27:18 Opus Dei 27:18 – 36:35 Coppa Piacentina 36:35 – 45:48 Prometheus 45:48 – 53:53 Conrad: The Factory-Made Boy 53:53 – 1:02:50 24 1:02:50 – 1:32:09 Outro 1:32:09 – 1:37:55 Email: [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

On the release of a brand new Star Wars film, The Immortals curse the old gods for making them review a three-hour racist silent film. Will things become more awkward as they listen to early bluegrass that sings about murder and they discuss Tonto's subject/verb difficulties? The Immortals also learn about the difference between jam and jelly and polyphony. Also they make way for some motherf'in ducklings! Get excited! Intro: 0:00 – 5:40 The Birth of a Nation 5:40 – 36:45 Tragic Songs of Life 36:45 – 49:08 Black Currant 49:08 – 1:00:57 Ballades 1:00:57 – 1:14:10 Make Way for Ducklings 1:14:10 – 1:28:27 The Lone Ranger 1:28:27 – 1:42:28 Outro 1:42:28 – 1:47:32 Email: [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals get rather silly as they embrace the raw emotions of teenagers, freak out about cheese and decide to bash a harmless picture book. Also everything gets undeniably sexy as they listen to one of the most seductive albums of all time. Also too much time is spent rating Sarah and Leigh's cats. Get excited. Intro 0:00 – 4:03 Rebel Without a Cause 4:03 – 31:28 Let's Get It On 31:28 – 40:12 Mozzarella di Bufala Campana 40:12 – 51:40 String Quartets, op. 44 51:40 – 58:15 John Brown, Rose and the Midnight Cat 58:15 – 1:08:30 The Incredible Hulk 1:08:30 – 1:25:53 Outro 1:25:53 – 1:32:36 Email: [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

Episode #5 The Immortals are back for their fifth episode as they return to watch a very cinematically different viewpoint of Chicago. They also listen to an album with a British naked lady on the cover, an opera in English, read a book from Hungary, watch a show from Sweden and eat Finish bread that Sarah made herself! Also there are way too many tangents about Space Jam. Intro 0:00 – 3:45 Hoop Dreams 3:45 – 33:25 This is Hardcore 33:25 – 44:28 Paasiaisleipa 44:28 – 54:11 Arne Dahl 54:11 – 1:02:07 Who Does This Child Take After 1:02:07 – 1:10:08 The Duenna 1:10:08 – 1:23:22 Outro 1:23:22 – 1:29:28 Email: [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

Episode #4 The Immortals face their greatest trials yet as they debate their most popular film and eat a food that almost poisons everyone in Chicago. Also they travel across the globe with Captain Nemo and listen to some Britpop and an exciting symphony. All of this and more! Intro 0:00 – 5:46 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 5:46 – 33:08 Modern Life is Rubbish 33:08 – 40:48 Mostarda di Frutta 40:48 – 53:43 Turkish fur Anfanger 53:43 – 1:05:32 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 1:05:32 – 1:19:40 Symphony no. 3 1:19:40 – 1:29:41 Outro 1:29:41 – 1:35:30 Email: [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

Episode #3 The Immortals return after traveling across the desert with nothing but a red cap and a series of mistakes. But will The Immortals think the journey was worthwhile? Will they think eating a pinch of spice is really how you’re supposed to review food? Will Adam embrace the steampunk lifestyle? And what did Pedro say he did to Stonehenge? All this and more! Intro 0:00—2:04 Paris, Texas 2:04 – 23:28 3 Years, 5 Months and 2 Days in the Life of Arrested Development 23:28 – 34:36 Panch Phoron – 34:36 – 40:50 Help 40:50 – 52:08 Mortal Engines 52:08 – 1:02:09 The Miraculous Mandarin 1:02:09 – 1:15:35 Outro 1:15:35 – 1:21:20 Email: [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us next Thursday as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

Episode #2 The Immortals are back to discuss items from Italy to Iran! How many of the Immorals will find the main girl in the movie very annoying? Is this week’s album a mess or subtly brilliant? How unqualified are Adam and Austin to discuss a classic YA LGBT book? (Answers: A bunch, yep, and oh boy.) All this and more (with better sound quality)! Intro 0:00 – 3:14 The White Balloon 3:14 – 24:24 69 Love Songs – 24:24 – 35:00 Amaretto di Saronno – 35:00 – 40:25 Human Planet 40:25 – 51:39 Hey, Dollface 51:39 – 1:03:20 24 Preludes and Fugues – 1:03:20 – 1:17:56 Outro – 1:17:56 – 1:23:08 Email: [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us next Thursday as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!)

Episode #1 Welcome to our very first episode! This week we are reviewing the 225th entries of the 1001 Movies/TV Shows/Albums/Classical Recordings/Children’s Book/Food You Must Watch/Hear/Read/Eat Before You Die. Does everyone love the classic American film? Does one Immortal’s hate of mushroom continue towards the Enokitake? Will Pedro leave out any plot point of this German opera? Find out this week on The Immortals! NOTE: On the next episode, which is already available, the Indiana participants get a better microphone and the quality is stronger. Intro 0:00—4:00 Sunset Blvd. 3:58—21:20 Led Zeppelin 21:20—30:18 Enokitake 30:18—40:25 Wonder Woman 40:25 – 56:23 Harold and the Purple Crayon 56:23 – 1:05:08 Der Freischutz 1:05:08—1:23:32 Outro 1:23:32 –1:28:30 Email: [email protected] Twitter.com/TheImmortalsPod Join us next Thursday as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) In case you care, Austin watched the following episodes of Wonder Woman for his review: The New Original Wonder Woman (TV Movie) All of Season One S02E01 – The Return of Wonder Woman S02E02 – Anschluss ‘77 S02E03 – The Man Who Could Move the World S02E04 – The Bermuda Triangle Crisis S02E09 – The Man Who Made Volcanos S02E10 – Mind Stealers from Outer Space Part 1 S02E11 – Mind Stealers from Outer Space Part 2 S02E21 – The Girl From Illandia