The Immortals

No more time for silliness! The Immortals have some important reviews on their docket including the beloved sci-fi classic Blade Runner and the beloved sci-fi classic LOST. Also an early album by Sinead O'Connor, absent food, a poppy song by The Cure and an underread story by Philip Pullman. But the biggest question of all is...will anybody get Austin a chair? Intro / LOST Sketch 0:00 -- 7:30 Blade Runner 7:30 -- 31:49 I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got 31:49 -- 38:32 Fresh Green Peppercorn 38:32 -- 39:07 Just Like Heaven 39:07 -- 47:00 Clockwork 47:00 -- 55:39 LOST 55:39 -- 1:28:52 Outro 1:34:15 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more tubular things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord Edited by Sarah Staudt

For those of you who are new to the show, welcome! This is a review show were five immortals review things! And this is the episode where they go back in time to the 80s and be extra silly. Also they still review the Best Picture winner Mrs. Miniver, the surprising album Happy Trails, eat some pea shoots, don't give no lip to no child, debate culture in picture books and say McCloud a lot. Enjoy! And if you're confused, don't worry about it! Intro 0:00 – 5:37 Mrs. Miniver 5:37 – 27:35 Happy Trails 27:35 – 33:32 Pea Shoots 33:32 – 41:05 Don't Gimme No Lip Child 41:05 – 47:50 Madlenka 47:50 – 59:00 McCloud 59:00 – 1:02:46 Outro 1:02:46 – 1:10:03 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more tubular things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals have given up on their exploration of the Old Gods' realm and resigned themselves to eternity, until an unexpected visitor upends their spot! But before that, they attend a rather droll The Firemen's Ball, have Group Sex (not really, but who could resist the implication?), really struggle to enjoy and pronounce Telline de Camargue, savor some Wondrous Stories, talk about another rag-tag group of Britons in The Family from One End Street, and get reeeal seamy with Red Shoe Diaries. Intro 0:00 – 4:37 The Firemen's Ball 4:37 – 24:11 Group Sex 24:11 – 32:28 Telline de Camargue 32:28 – 32:47 Wondrous Stories 32:47 – 41:55 The Family from One End Street 41:55 – 51:23 Red Shoe Diaries 51:23 – 1:05:48 Outro 1:05:48 – 1:08:29 Intro 1:08:29 – 1:08:53 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more tubular things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord Edited by Adam Lord

The Immortals continue their exploration of the Old Gods' realm, finding rooms that would be too ridiculous to believe if they didn't ACTUALLY in REAL LIFE see them! And of course, they still find time to relay their lukewarm opinion of High Noon, their realization that maybe you Can't Buy A Thrill, their love/hate relationship with vinegar and Cornichon, their "glass half full" attitude toward Tears of a Clown, their unwillingness to learn Spanish, and their increasing ennui with the beloved Gong Show. Next week promises to have some exciting developments in the Old Gods realm, but who knows?! We've been wrong before and we'll do it again! Intro 0:00 – 5:57 Old Business 5:57 – 8:29 High Noon 8:29 – 24:17 Can't Buy A Thrill 24:17 – 30:21 Cornichon 30:21 – 38:00 Tears of a Clown 38:00 – 47:03 The Dreams of the Toad – 47:03 – 47:32 Gong Show 47:32 – 55:03 Outro 55:03 – 1:00:41 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord Edited by Adam Lord

The Immortals are back! You would think that being so worldly, they would have the means to get good theatre seats but they usually end up with the Children of Paradise. Which is the movie they're reviewing this week! Also they have some of the tasty Bitches Brew, ignore the hops, get entranced by some People Get Ready, talk about Snookie more than you would expect and say goodnight to John-Boy. All in one episode! Whoo! Intro 0:00 -- 7:23 Children of Paradise: 7:23-29:17 Bitches Brew: 29:17 - 41:30 Hop Shoot 41:30-43:36 People Get Ready 43:36-54:28 Children's Garden of Verses 54:28-1:06:12 The Waltons 1:06:12 - 1:13:10​ Outro 1:13:10 -- 1:19:40 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord Edited by Sarah Staudt

The Immortals return and they don't notice the connection between them losing their sanity as they venture the creepy settings of the old gods realm and their review of Young Frankenstein. They also review a punk album that really should have made their own cover of Puttin' on the Ritz, Adam betrays the gods of vegetarianism by eating a sausage, Austin does his best metal impression and then Sarah tries to define what the hell Walking the Dinosaurs is. Also no matter when you listen to this episode, we swear Gene Hackman was alive when we recorded this. Enjoy! Intro 0:00 – 8:15 Young Frankenstein 8:15 – 34:05 I Against I 34:05 – 44:13 Andouille de Vire 44:13 – 50:09 Black Metal 50:09 – 1:00:10 Doraemon: Gadget Cat from the Future 1:00:10 – 1:00:54 Walking with Dinosaurs 1:00:54 – 1:10:38 Outro 1:10:38 – 1:20:07 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

Another ten episodes down, 931 to go! This week the Immortals continue to try to find Bethany in the Old God's dimension and watch Sarah's pick for The List: A Few Good Men. Then, they touch on super-beings in their review of Alien. They find that Young Gods are waaay better than Old Gods, and Life In A Northern Town isn't so bad. Gargling with Jelly is literally and figuratively explored, and finally, Austin once again delivers a tour de force monologue when he discusses yet another obscure TV show that no one else watched, Intro 0:00-10:25 BONUS: A Few Good Men 10:25 – 36:00 Alien 36:00 – 1:00:35 L'Eau Rouge 1:00:35 – 1:06:46 Boldo Leaf 1:06:46 – 1:07:05 Life In A Northern Town 1:07:05 – 1:12:32 Gargling With Jelly 1:12:32 – 1:19:37 Dae Jang Geum 1:19:37 – 1:24:17 Outro 1:24:17 – 1:29:01 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. --Also, Austin is a dummy and Alien is Ridley Scott's second film. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord Edited by Adam Lord

It's episode 69 (NICE) and the Immortals are still trapped in the old gods other realm. As they explore their surroundings, they make time to review On the Waterfront! It's about a nice guy surrounded by shady figures. It's what Adam feels all the time on this show. Also Leigh gets mad at Paul Simon again, Sarah makes a soup, Pedro gets things thrown at him, everyone overanalyzes Mog and Austin talks about the flaws of Jesus. We are such an accessible show!!! Intro 0:00 -- 7:49 On the Waterfront 7:49 -- 26:44 Paul Simon 26:44 -- 37:55 Saikyo Miso 37:55 -- 50:08 Cyprus Avenue 50:08 -- 56:08 Mog the Forgetful Cat 56:08 -- 1:09:27 Jesus of Nazareth 1:09:27 -- 1:18:19 Outro 1:18:19 -- 1:28:23 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. --Granny reads about a cat! Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord Edited by Sarah Staudt

Even though the portal that formed in the sword wound in Adam's chest that they went through last week closed behind them and they've been trapped in a room without food in another dimension with no clue how to get out, The Immortals still have INTERNET! The movie this week is Being John Malkovich, which proves to be only a slightly weirder scenario than the one the Immortals currently find themselves in. Leigh hates another album that Austin and Adam like, while they all mourn the fact that they'll never again talk about Weezer after this episode. The food and children's book were unobtainable and unreadable, and Austin once again finds himself underwhelmed by a beloved British TV show. Will the Immortals ever escape this dimension? Will they ever do a normal show with no weird stuff? Will Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich? Probably not! Intro 0:00 – 4:01 Being John Malkovich 4:01 – 31:03 Bright Flight 31:03 – 38:13 Gulac 38:13 – 39:12 Slob 39:12 – 46:58 Listen to My Heart 46:58 – 48:50 Call the Midwife 48:50 – 1:00:17 Outro 1:00:17 – 1:07:09 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord Edited by Adam Lord

I feel there's something different about this episode. The audio sounds a bit different. Anywho, The Immortals celebrate International Women's Day one day late with a look at Vagabond, a female centric character study from a French female director! Then they go right into a band ​where a woman is imprisoned. Then it's time for some oil, night lights, keepers of graveyards and a very confusing talent show. Enjoy! Oh and some more weird stuff happens with the interdimensional intern. Intro 0:00 -- 3:05 Vagabond 3:05 -- 30:26 Dirt 30:26 -- 41:02 Sesame Oil 41:02 -- 45:16 Birdhouse in Your Soul 45:16 -- 54:05 The Graveyard Book - 54:05 -- 1:03:07 America's Got Talent: 1:03:07 -- 1:16:57 Outro 1:16:57 -- 1:28:35 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord Edited by Sarah Staudt

The super caucasian Immortals talk about race! AGAIN! This week's film selection is another Academy Award winner: In the Heat of the Night. Then, the least they can hope for is an accidental Batman fan following when they shit on the album Killing Joke by the band Killing Joke. Stone Crab gives Sarah the stone cold shoulder. They take a blissful ride with Iggy Pop's Passenger. They take a truly deplorable ride in Enid Blyton's The Adventures of the Wishing Chair. And Leigh and Austin have a generally good time with the TV show Absolutely Fabulous. This is another one edited by Adam, so you know it's fucking CHOOOOOOOICCCCCCCE. Numbers Bullshit 0:00 – 1:20 Intro 1:21 – 3:00 In the Heat of the Night 3:01 – 25:11 Killing Joke 25:12 – 30:53 Stone Crab 30:54 – 31:01 Passenger 31:02 – 37:14 The Adventures of the Wishing Chair 37:15 – 48:52 Absolutely Fabulous 48:53 – 58:39 Old Gods 58:40 – 1:02:53 Outro 1:02:54 – 1:09:10 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) TechnoAXE's Royalty Free Heavy Metal Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdYpnhlSDA4 Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord Edited by Adam Lord

Things get surreal when the Immortals weigh in on terrorists selling toy dogs, restaurant-based funerals, and long walks on country roads as part of their The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie analysis. Also, Echo and the Bunnymen return from...wherever Bunnymen come from, The Immortals learn that there's not much Sarah wouldn't eat including kangaroo and cat. Pedro eventually says "Wardance by Killing Joke" correctly on the first try, while Adam and Austin give lip service and more to Roald Dahl. Frankly, Austin totally blows it in the TV section, but it's totally salvaged by whoever edited the episode (it was Adam). Numbers Bullshit 0:00–2:30 Intro 2:30-4:38 The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie 4:39-25:52 Ocean Rain 25:53-33:28 Kangaroo 33:29-43:43 Wardance 43:44-51:08 James and the Giant Peach 51:09-1:00:41 Une Gars, Une Fille 1:00:42-1:02:58 Old Gods 1:02:59-1:08:58 Outro 1:08:59 – 1:13:46 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord Edited by Adam Lord

Quiet! The Immortals are back and they're trying to be as silent as they can. They're up in Alaska during The Gold Rush and they don't want there to be an avalanche. Along the way, they also went back to the chicken shack to find some jamun, which was a weird choice. Then Pedro said we have to get our kicks on Route 66, which is not at all how you get to Alaska. It wasn't until Adam suggested going on a bear hunt did we get close to our destination. The whole thing was almost as farcical as The Phil Silvers Show. Anywho, they review stuff this week! Intro 0:00 – 4:30 The Gold Rush 4:30 – 28:02 Back at the Chicken Shack 28:02 – 33:24 Jamun 33:24 – 41:00 (Get Your Kicks on) Route 66 41:00 – 48:36 We're Going on a Bear Hunt 48:36 – 58:10 The Phil Silvers Show 58:10 – 1:00:07 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord Edited by Sarah Staudt

The Immortals are back! And Pedro recommended a really weird place to get some Breakfast. At Tiffany's. While we wait to get some goddamn waffles at this jewelry store, Leigh put on some weird techno video game music, Sarah had us starve, Pedro won't give any credit to our salesman/waiter(?) Elvis, Adam is zoning out just watching unattended babies while Austin is on the literal edge of darkness. Why won't they even give us a menu? Intro 0:00 – 4:29 Breakfast at Tiffany's 4:29 – 36:25 Oxygene 36:25 – 43:40 Gull Egg 43:40 – 44:17 Always On My Mind 44:17 – 52:58 The Day the Babies Crawled Away 52:58 – 1:00:03 Edge of Darkness 1:00:03 – 1:06:14 Outro 1:06:14 – 1:17:28 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are back and they're going to the 51st State of America: Russia! They're off to see the great painter Andrei Rublev, while they review a long movie about him. Also they're going to listen to some good ole punk, eat something Austin calls "JELLO for grown-ups", debate whether Funktastic is funk, debate whether a reader's guide is a reader's guide and then decide to leave Russia and go right into a wormhole where it's safer. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 2:23 Andrei Rublev 2:23 – 22:48 Wild Gift 22:48 – 30:47 Sea Cucumber 30:47 – 41:00 One Nation Under a Groove 41:00 – 46:44 The Bears' Famous Invasion of Sicily 46:44 – 54:24 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 54:24 – 1:15:55 Outro 1:15:55 – 1:26:41 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are back and they arrived on cocoanuts. For how can you really review Monty Python and the Holy Grail if you haven't traveled by cocoanuts? During their long journey, they also listened to Prince, skipped a meal, searched for the first Party Fears, encounters some really smart rats and solved a cold case or two. THIS IS HOW WE ROAD TRIP. DON'T THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT IT. Intro 0:00 – 2:29 Monty Python and the Holy Grail 2:29 – 35:21 Sign O' the Times 35:21 – 45:47 Botifarra Dolca 45:47 – 46:06 Party Fears Two 46:06 – 54:29 Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH 54:29 – 1:08:38 Waking the Dead 1:08:38 – 1:11:34 Outro 1:11:34 – 1:23:17 --Here is an unfortunately edited version of Kevin Smith's Prince story. --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are back and things are about to get serious! Thanks to a jerk of a teacher, they were all inspired to go serve in World War I, much like the boys in All Quiet on the Western Front. While they're on leave, they are able to listen to some soulful Otis Redding, eat some delicious golden-ish kiwi, be loved by B.B. King, meet a duck named Ping, and watch a small fraction of Bonanza. Also they talk about Austin's bonus pick of the critically acclaimed and criminally underseen Rectify! Also big changes are happening in Bethany's department. Who will emerge as a hero? Intro 0:00 – 5:05 BONUS: Rectify 5:05 – 38:46 All Quiet on the Western Front 38:46 – 1:01:20 Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul 1:01:20 – 1:09:32 Golden Kiwifruit 1:09:32 – 1:16:47 Please Love Me 1:16:47 – 1:24:32 The Story About Ping 1:24:32 – 1:31:22 Bonanza 1:31:22 – 1:39:30 Outro 1:39:30 – 1:49:28 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are back and there here to discuss the three things that may bring down our next President: Sex, Lies and Videotape! Also, did you know there was a movie with that same name? Anywho, they also make time to listen to some Goldie, eat some urd, feel hurt, ignore a book and battle droids with clone soldiers! It's a totally normal assortment of things to talk about! Intro 0:00 – 5:58 Sex, Lies and Videotape 5:58 – 28:56 Timeless 28:56 – 37:07 Urd 37:07 – 49:35 Hurt 49:35 – 1:07:23 Neitah: A Girl in the Far North 1:07:23 – 1:08:00 Star Wars: The Clone Wars 1:08:00 – 1:29:02 Outro 1:29:02 – 1:40:25 --Johnny Cash's version of Hurt --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are back and they're going to Italy! They're taking their Journey to Italy and they definitely won't bring up old feelings about their relationships and travel in misery. Not us! Leigh brought T. Rex to listen to in our car ride. Thankfully Sarah didn't bring stinky tofu—no explanation necessary. Pedro told wanting us to put on James Brown while Adam rather listen to an audiobook of a picture book about a duck. And mumbling somewhere in the trunk, Austin was talking about Three's Company theories. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 2:40 Journey to Italy 2:40 – 24:36 The Slider 24:36 – 33:49 Stinky Tofu 33:49 – 35:38 Say It Loud – I'm Black and I'm Proud 35:58 – 46:00 The Duck in the Gun 46:00 – 54:30 Three's Company 54:30 – 1:02:25 Outro 1:02:25 – 1:10:52 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are back for the very last time in 2016! No more of this terrible year full of tragedy and more tragedy. It's time for something upbeat. Like the sad doldrums of The Last Picture Show. They also lose their minds trying to understand the Culture Club, we debate the cuteness of goats, we listen to some bonfire punk, we learn nothing about the Bronze Age and we find out who is more of a Chris Cater apologist. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 2:25 The Last Picture Show 2:25 – 23:47 Colour by Numbers 23:47 – 32:30 Goat 32:30 – 39:08 Kings of the Wild Frontier 39:08 – 47:48 Warrior Scarlet 47:48 – 54:37 Millennium 54:37 – 1:08:42 Outro 1:08:42 – 1:18:40 --Leigh's tribute to Carrie Fisher --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are back to celebrate the holidays in the only way they know how! By covering a movie about the Summer Olympics months after the Summer Olympics occurred! After they review Tokyo Olympiad, they move onto the soothing sounds of AC/DC, fish that tastes like pickles, the mysterious history of Stevie Wonder, Peter Pan when he's not a bird and Traffik when it's not spelled Traffic. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 3:56 Tokyo Olympiad 3:56 – 33:21 Highway to Hell 33:21 – 41:27 Gravlax 41:27 – 46:44 Sir Duke 46:44 – 53:46 Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens 53:46 – 1:05:05 Traffik 1:05:05 – 1:08:50 Outro 1:08:50 – 1:16:49 -- The next Cool Runnings -- An old Derrick Comedy sketch --Check out the new Art Immortal podcast, Ad Absurdum! --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are back and they have to have lights out at 11. In unrelated news, they reviewed their third Best Picture winner – Rain Man! Also they listened to some non-stinky Garbage, chewed on some sunflower seeds, wondered if Bruce Springsteen even sang this song, read a terrible book and watched a whole bunch of Charles Dickens. Perfect material for a week obsessed with Star Wars! Intro 0:00 – 2:10 Rain Man 2:10 – 30:28 Garbage 30:28 – 37:38 Sunflower Seeds 37:38 – 42:43 Streets of Philadelphia 42:43 – 50:43 The Woods of Windri 50:43 – 57:08 Little Dorrit 57:08 – 1:08:24 Outro 1:08:24 – 1:15:52 --Check out the new Art Immortal podcast, Ad Absurdum! --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are in grave danger after someone puts a hat on the bed! While they try to outrun their hex, they review the Gus van Sant film Drugstore Cowboy. They also delve into their first Wu Tang album, make too many nuts jokes, teach Pedro who Courtney Love is, fail to remember the poem in Lord of the Rings and get silly with a Grey's Anatomy parody. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 3:33 Drugstore Cowboy 3:33 – 27:20 Liquid Swords 27:20 – 37:20 Pecan 37:20 – 45:13 Doll Parts 45:13 – 53:50 The Fellowship of the Ring 53:50 – 1:15:17 Childrens Hospital 1:15:17 – 1:27:28 Outro 1:27:28 – 1:34:33 --Check out the new Art Immortal podcast, Ad Absurdum! --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are back and their spirits are much higher. Instead of talking about skinheads like they did last week, they have The Muppet Movie! Also they will talk about Kate Bush, something that apparently isn't lettuce, pretty much every musician, a sweet book about childhood and one of Austin's all time favorite shows. What could it be? Well don't' look at the title of the episode or an inch below! Intro 0:00 – 2:03 The Muppet Movie 2:03 – 27:09 The Sensual World 27:09 – 34:06 Epazote 34:06 – 41:50 Sun City 41:50 – 52:41 I Am Susannah 52:41 – 59:36 Arrested Development 59:36 – 1:28:29 Outro 1:28:29 – 1:35:39 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

Happy Thanksgiving! The Immortals return after a week off to discuss a really upsetting movie called Romper Stomper. Warning: they get political with this one. Warning: that shouldn't be a warning. Discussion is a good thing. Which is great because we also discuss Belle & Sebastian, meat pies, Jay-Z, pickpockets and the original version of Homeland. Next week is lighter, we promise! Intro 0:00 – 3:06 Romper Stomper 3:06 – 29:02 If You're Feeling Sinister 29:02 – 40:11 Melton Mowbray Pork Pie 40:11 – 45:37 Brooklyn's Finest 45:37 – 51:00 Smith 51:00 – 56:08 Hatufim (Prisoners of War) 56:08 – 1:04:38 Outro 1:04:38 – 1:12:10 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

Yes, we're still going STRONG! Well, maybe not strong, more of a timid shuffle. Bethany's comments last week may have scared the pants off of us, and she may be doing something crazy with the old gods, and we may be powering her villainous scheme, but hey. Come on. Come on. What are we supposed to do? We like watching movies and stuff. Get off our backs and listen! Please. Sorry for yelling. Intro 0:00 - 4:17 Sullivan's Travels 4:17 - 36:23 In a Silent Way 36:24 - 46:59 Spaghetti Squash 46:59 - 57:07 Sally Go 'Round the Roses 57:07 - 1:06:47 The Magic Pocket 1:06:47 - 1:16:20 The Brady Bunch 1:16:20 - 1:36:13 Outro 1:36:13 - 1:44:29 --Leave your own henge ratings in the comments at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune and editing by Adam Lord

The time has come. 50 episodes. One year. The Immortals are still immortal but what is up with that dire warning? Who cares! Let's focus on the film that's definitely not foreshadowing Texas Chain Saw Massacre. They also listen to Anita Baker and Robert Wyatt. They kick off their Jesus boots to stay at home with the Braithwaites. But before all of that it's time to look sideways at some Wayside. Be sure to stay tuned until the very end… Intro 0:00 – 8:47 BONUS: Sideway Stories from Wayside School 8:47 – 22:22 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 22:22 – 54:06 Rapture 54:06 – 1:00:46 Zampone di Modena 1:00:46 – 1:01:46 Shipbuilding 1:01:46 – 1:11:09 A Pair of Jesus Boots 1:11:09 – 1:18:03 At Home with the Braithwaites 1:18:03 – 1:24:32 Outro 1:24:32 – 1:27:18 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord Special thanks to Meg Warner

The countdown is ending….just one more episode until #50 and The Immortal's one-year anniversary and the danger seems to be looming. Reviewing the science fiction short film La Jetee doesn't help with the foreshadowing. But they relieve the tension with the Penguin Café Orchestra, tasty eggs, Steely Dan, moose brothers and a tense submarine war drama. Okay maybe that last one isn't the most relieving… Intro 0:00 – 6:33 La Jetee 6:33 – 29:05 Music from the Penguin Café 29:05 – 39:44 Quail Egg 39:44 – 45:53 Old Business, New Henges 45:53 – 49:52 Reelin' in the Years 49:52 – 59:36 Bridget and the Moose Brothers 59:36 – 1:10:37 Das Boot 1:10:37 – 1:29:52 Outro 1:29:52 – 1:35:46 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are back and they're immediately sent to prison. Just kidding that's the guys from Down By Law. Our heroes just are getting closer to their ominous countdown. As they continue to ignore red flags, listen to them discuss Nirvana, sticky rice, Indian music, French novels and a really great TV show that's about football but not about football but also the football is really good. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 5:02 Down By Law 5:02 – 27:55 In Utero 27:55 – 42:31 Mochi Gome Su 42:31 – 50:46 Balada conducatorolui 50:46 – 1:01:24 Captain Fracasse 1:01:24 – 1:18:34 Friday Night Lights 1:18:34 – 1:42:21 Outro 1:42:21 – 1:47:45 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are back and things are looking rather black and white…again. They return to the world of film noir for the second week in a row as they tackle the Raymond Chandler adaptation, Murder My Sweet. They also listen to Scott Walker sing about a black and white film, we drink a yellow weed, we listen to people probably on weed, examine the grayness of ducklings and Austin fails to review German comedy…again. Also a new reason to hate Gotham! Intro 0:00 – 3:42 Murder, My Sweet 3:42 – 25:01 Scott 4 25:01 – 33:25 Dandelion 33:25 – 42:15 California Dreamin' 42:15 – 53:20 The Ugly Duckling 53:20 – 1:06:49 Rio das Mortes 1:06:49 – 1:11:48 Outro 1:11:48 – 1:18:48 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals haven't had a worst episode ever in awhile so we gotta give the fans what they want! Almost all of them go deep into The Asphalt Jungle and even fewer will come out alive. They also are perplexed by the sound of Tago Mago, the size of the potatoes, the backstory of Captain Beefheart, the miracles of Charlotte's Web, and the age of Abe Vigoda. Also stay tuned to see if Austin releases the episode or not! They definitely nailed this. Intro 0:00 – 2:47 The Asphalt Jungle 2:47 – 32:52 Tago Mago 32:52 – 42:06 Peruvian Purple Potatoes 42:06 – 50:49 Electricity 50:49 – 1:04:02 Charlotte's Web 1:04:02 – 1:16:52 Barney Miller 1:16:52 – 1:23:33 Outro 1:23:33 – 1:31:16 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening Tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are on to something. Nope, still not the ominous messages from Intern, not the government conspiracy to cover up aliens, and not even Sarah's thing about people stopping her from eating the food. It's that the people in Faces may not be having a good time. It's worth looking into. They discuss this plus Tom Wait's voice, the voice of Richard Hell, we'll listen to the voice of T.S. Eliot and…the truth that is out there. Get excited. Intro 0:00 – 2:50 Faces 2:50 – 27:28 Heartattack and Vine 27:28 – 39:26 Razor Clam 39:26 – 40:04 Blank Generation 40:04 – 47:45 Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats 47:45 – 59:07 The X-Files 59:07 – 1:32:23 Outro 1:32:23 – 1:39:47 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening Tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are back and they're in incredible danger! Now because of the ominous warnings from the Intern; why focus on that? It's because the tallest building in the world is now on fire! In other news, The Immortals are reviewing The Towering Inferno. Also they rock out to Bon Jovi, eat some salami, ponder whether we really want to hurt Pedro, learn about the saga of wind-up toys and get really really mad at a TV show. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 2:16 The Towering Inferno 2:16 – 27:59 Slippery When Wet 27:59 – 36:29 Finocchiona Salami 36:29 – 43:24 Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? 43:24 – 51:21 The Mouse and His Child 51:21 – 1:00:25 Gimme Gimme Gimme 1:00:25 – 1:10:40 Outro 1:10:40 – 1:15:40 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale Opening Tune by Adam Lord

The Immortals are all back in their proper homes so they're all ready to watch the Jerry Langford Show. They heard The King of Comedy is making an appearance tonight. While they wait for that to start, they're going to listen to some Massive Attack, spice up some rice, turn on some traditional music, freak out about how cute this dog is and get wrapped up in New Zealand. Just another day for The Immortals. Intro 0:00 – 2:31 The King of Comedy 2:31 – 36:05 Blue Lines 36:05 – 50:01 Cubeb Pepper 50:01 – 1:02:45 Ale Brider 1:02:45 – 1:14:35 Because of Winn-Dixie 1:14:35 – 1:30:48 Outrageous Fortune 1:30:48 – 1:38:09 Outro 1:38:09 – 1:43:44 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals are back and more separated than ever! While Austin and Sarah are on vacation, the only thing they wanted to do was to watch CitizenFour, a documentary about Edward Snowden. They also listen to another whiny album and a catchy song, read a mysterious Irish book and watch a mysterious Scottish TV show. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 1:37 CitizenFour 1:37 – 33:05 High Violet 33:05 – 41:53 Rapadura 41:53 – 43:25 Sumertime Clothes 43:25 – 49:54 The New Policeman 49:54 – 58:26 Outlander 58:26 – 1:13:33 Outro 1:13:33 – 1:18:49 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals are back and even more clueless than usual! Because they're reviewing Clueless. Get it? No. Fine. Also they review a really weird album, eat little dog cookies, review an even weirder song and get way too many feelings about college. Also an intern from another dimension gives us another ominous message. We're a review show! Get excited. Intro 0:00 – 2:29 Clueless 2:29 – 27:16 Beyond Skin 27:16 – 35:34 Shortbread 35:34 – 42:40 Frontier Psychiatrist 42:40 – 56:25 My One-Legged Friend and Me 56:25 – 57:54 Fresh Meat 57:54 – 1:14:20 Outro 1:14:20 – 1:18:49 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals have hit 40 episodes and they're equally as shocked! It's Pedro's time for a bonus episode which mean there will be an extra amount of gleeful energy. That will be needed because they're reviewing the very depressing Cries and Whispers. Also they listen to Tina Turner, eat a gosh darned alligator, get torn apart by love, remember the Homeward Bound movie and discuss a whole lot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 1:19 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1:19 – 23:11 Cries and Whispers 23:11 – 40:02 Private Dancer 40:02 – 47:43 Mississippi Alligator 47:43 – 55:39 Love Will Tear Us Apart 55:39 – 1:04:31 The Incredible Journey 1:04:31 – 1:11:50 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1:11:50 – 1:41:54 Outro 1:41:54 – 1:46:19 --Roger Ebert's review of Cries and Whispers --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals are back and they really are questioning living together. Things have gotten…tense. In similar news, they all watched Whatever Happened to Baby Jane! They also listened to the sweet (and weird) tunes of Peter Gabriel, they don't eat Australian fish, they learn who actually is Elton John, they go to war against rats, and Austin learns that LA Law is so freakin' insane. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 6:10 Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? 6:10 – 30:33 Peter Gabriel (I) 30:33 – 42:44 Coral Trout 42:44 – 42:59 Goodbye Yellow Brick Road 42:59 – 53:40 The Nutcracker and Other Tales 53:40 – 1:08:21 LA Law 1:08:21 – 1:22:14 Outro 1:22:14 – 1:28:57 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals are back and this time they're in Detroit. There are a lot of criminals with big guns, but luckily RoboCop is on our side. That means we're safe to talk about The Smashing Pumpkins, pine nuts, a pop song, a Spanish coming-of-age novel and a light BBC Arthurian show. But maybe we need RoboCop to save us from the scary reveal of Pedro's hobby… Intro 0:00 – 4:02 RoboCop 4:02 – 26:27 Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness 26:27 – 35:40 Pine Nut 35:40 – 44:28 Cannonball 44:28 – 52:57 The Path 52:57 – 1:05:00 Merlin 1:05:00 – 1:21:07 Outro 1:21:07 – 1:27:22 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals are back and they've been invited to go to a biological preserve, but will all of them believe the feather-less dinosaurs? In addition to Jurassic Park, the gang will also listen to the sweet sounds of Elliot Smith, eat Jamaican bread, listen to a Turkish hit, not read a book and revisit a lovable group of British punks. But will we actually understand what Pedro is talking about? Find out! Intro 0:00 – 3:42 Jurassic Park 3:42 – 33:43 Either/Or 33:43 – 41:32 Bammy 41:32 – 50:13 Simarik 50:13 – 57:18 Stories From the Year One Thousand 57:18 – 58:54 This is England '86 58:54 – 1:03:47 Outro 1:03:47 – 1:11:07 --Save the Cat on Jurassic Park --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals are back and just in time to celebrate the upcoming Summer Olympics by looking back at Chariots of Fire. They also get their thrash metal on, put some spice in a mango salsa, enjoy a song they can't understand, try to avoid their traitorous best friends and lost their freakin' minds in trying to understand The goddamn' 4400. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 3:41 Chariots of Fire 3:41 – 33:32 Rust in Peace 33:32 – 44:09 Habanero Chile 44:09 – 53:05 Camaron 53:05 – 1:01:17 Manolito Four-Eyes 1:01:17 – 1:11:44 The 4400 1:11:44 – 1:29:31 Outro 1:29:31 – 1:37:22 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals are back and they just wish to be big. In a complete coincidence, they're reviewing the Tom Hanks comedy Big this week! Also Leigh delves back into EDM, Sarah finds an excuse to buy empanadas, Pedro talks about departing bubbles, Adam admires a Pony Club and Austin talks about paranormal roommates. All this and more tangents about numbers and facts! Intro 0:00 – 5:28 Big 5:28 – 30:55 Music for the Jilted Generation 30:55 – 38:36 Chimichurri 38:36 – 45:08 French Disko 45:08 – 51:08 We Couldn't Leave Dinah 51:08 – 1:06:26 Being Human (U.K.) 1:06:26 – 1:21:50 Outro 1:21:50 – 1:27:30 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals are back and they celebrated their Independence Day weekend by watching a film about Nazis! Perfect timing! In addition to the acclaimed Downfall, they also are very surprised by Mylo, debate how to pronounce "caramel", proclaim their love for the Foo Fighters, get angsty in Australia, and question whether S.H.I.E.L.D is good at their job. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 2:00 Downfall 2:00 – 27;30 Destroy Rock & Roll 27:30 – 36:49 Salt Caramel 36:49 – 47:12 Best of You 47:12 – 56:47 Stony Heart Country 56:47 – 1:06:57 Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1:06:57 – 1:27:40 Old Business, New Henges 1:27:40 – 1:30:03 Outro 1:30:03 – 1:35:55 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals are all back together for Sarah has returned on her journey to save Adam! Just in time to discuss an abstract Spanish film dealing with grief from the eyes of a child! Whoo! They also discuss how pretentious are The Smiths, whether ham is better than turkey, how gay is the song Relax, how weird is the book The Brothers Lionheart and how dumb is Alias. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 3:27 Cria Cruevos 3:27 – 31:04 "Strangeways, Here We Come" 31:04 – 39:05 Smithfield Ham 39:05 – 47:14 Relax 47:14 – 56:39 The Brothers Lionheart 56:39 – 1:07:20 Alias 1:07:20 – 1:30:00 Outro 1:30:00 – 1:35:42 --Austin was wrong; the album is called Strangeways, not Strangeaways. Stupid notes. --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals are still without Sarah! She is still on her heroic quest to Georgia while the rest of the Immortals go to the industrial land of Metropolis for their second silent venture. They also determine whether Ray Charles is deaf or blind, whether La Mer is only good because of Bobby Darin, whether Maisy learned anything useful at playschool and whether or not Tony Hancock is even funny. Get excited for this plus excruciating heat! Intro 0:00 – 5:18 Metropolis 5:18 – 32:10 Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music 32:10 – 40:40 Lucuma 40:40 – 41:25 La Mer 41:25 – 52:52 Maisy Goes to Playschool 52:52 – 1:05:09 Hancock's Half Hour 1:05:09 – 1:13:42 Outro: 1:13:42 – 1:21:39 --The Alloy Orchestra score of Metropolis, as heard at EbertFest --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals are back except for the Immortal who isn't! Sarah is still traveling the world to save Adam, so while she's gone it's only appropriate we talk about another epic journey with the cattle drive in Red River. They also discuss Paul McCartney's solo album, Tina Turner's power song, the absurdity of monkeys stealing caps and the further absurdity of a magician solving crimes. Also Pedro creates a fantastic new theory about every Bond movie. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 4:37 Red River 4:37 – 33:47 McCartney 33:47 – 47:52 Arracacha 47:52 – 50:13 Deep River – Mountain High 50:13 – 1:01:35 Caps for Sale 1:01:35 – 1:13:08 The Magician 1:13:08 – 1:21:44 Outro 1:21:44 – 1:32:19 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return for their thirtieth episode! Which means it's Leigh's turn to pick a bonus thing to review and it's a good one! Also Sarah says the word "Dracula" too many times, we listen to some sweet piano riffing, we try a new cheese, we revisit a Zeppelin classic, read a new take on Little Red Riding Hood and become concerned that we all may live inside a snowglobe. Then at the end of the episode, one of the Immortals decides to go on a noble quest! Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 2:32 BONUS: Showcase 2:32 – 12:22 Dracula 12:22 – 27:27 The Koln Concert 27:27 – 37:30 Idiazabal 37:30 – 44:38 When the Levee Breaks 44:38 – 1:00:00 Lon Po Po 1:00:00 – 1:09:53 St. Elsewhere 1:09:53 – 1:24:10 Outro 1:24:10 – 1:36:53 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return and that includes Adam from his week of interdimensional kidnapping! Once they settle down from his adventure, they get into the insightful (or pretentious?) Paul Thomas Anderson film, Magnolia. (They do note when they start talking about spoilers.) They learn whether The Strokes hold up 10 years later, whether Vatrushka is a pastry or a roll, whether Pedro can focus on The Knife's version of Heartbeats, whether a children's book can be more upsetting than one about The Crusades and then it's time for THE PARADISE. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 8:10 Magnolia 8:10 – 45:00 Is This It? 45:00 – 58:36 Vatrushka 58:36 – 1:08:00 Heartbeats 1:08:00 – 1:20:50 There Will Be Wolves 1:20:50 – 1:34:55 The Paradise 1:34:55 – 1:49:15 Outro 1:49:15 – 1:56:29 --Sarah's recipe for Vatrushka --Jose Gonzalez's cover of Heartbeats --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return to the Civil War with their first Best Picture winner – Gone With the Wind. Will Scarlet charm them as well as she charmed Rhett or Ashley? They also learn that you should listen to the lyrics of Simon and Garfunkel, the fart capability of beans, why alien TV shows should actually be entertaining, that Bobby Darin maybe needed some puns and they never learn how to actually pronounce Stina. All this plus a shocking conclusion! Intro 0:00 – 6:15 Gone With the Wind 6:15 – 36:40 Bookends 36:40 – 51:22 Green Flageolet 51:22 – 1:00:55 Lazy River 1:00:55 – 1:12:00 Stina 1:12:00 – 1:21:43 The Invaders 1:21:43 – 1:28:30 Outro 1:28:30 – 1:37:46 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale

The Immortals return to have a disgusting meal with four colorful people. They also listen to the imperfect sounds of lo-fi which is apparently supposed to sound like that. They also eat ripened freshly picked hazelnuts, listen to the memorable sounds of Connection, tell the tales of King Arthur and be intimidated when Wallander punches a desk. Also Adam sounds unfortunately far away! Is that foreshadowing for something? Find out on another exciting episode of The Immortals! Intro 0:00 – 5:20 The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 5:20 – 34:50 Alien Lanes 34:50 – 50:34 Wild Green Hazelnuts 50:34 – 56:58 Connection 56:58 – 1:04:45 King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table 1:04:45 – 1:18:38 Wallander 1:18:38 – 1:26:28 Outro 1:26:28 – 1:36:36 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a 15 second compliment on air. Email Twitter iTunes YouTube Join us Thursday next as we discuss more things. Until then, email or tweet us your thoughts, leave a review on iTunes and other crap every podcast asks you to do. (But we love that you do it!) Artwork by Ray Martindale