The Horny Housewife

Today Im joined with Heather Shannon, sex therapist, who works with all kinds of couples and individuals. She helps people open up their marriages, or work on issues that arise in ANY type of marriage(monogamous, poly,swingers, asexual etc) We of course discussed mismatched libido, as well as kinks, attachment styles, porn use etc....you don't wanna miss. Todays listener questions come from a girl looking to make some extra cash on the side and wants to know the scoop on the feet pics; our other listener wishes his wife would explore some kinks (stay tuned for the interview bud;) ) and I'm sharing one listeners story of beating the odds in love. ( a young married couple making it to the 20 year mark) TUNE IN Join the Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Get 20% off your order of CANNFUSION JUICE!! **legal in ALL 50 states** www.cannfusionjuice.com code HOUSEWIFE Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. www.heathershannon.co >> Todays lovely guest

ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS!! I love you- thanks so freaking much! Today I'm refreshed freaky fam, she's back from Vegas and ready to answer your questions=) One listener's wife is ready to separate, he wants his marriage but she's decided on parting ways- he wants to know is there hope?! I share stories from personal friends who have gone through very similar situations and why it was the best thing to ever happen to their relationship. Next a man expresses the sadness he feels as he sees his wife is no longer interested; penetration is rare, and its more like mutual pleasuring one another versus making love. My opinion on the matter was harsh-but probably reality. Finally a young wife confesses her wandering eye, she loves her husband but her coworker makes her feel some time of way-how can she behave and why is this even happening? TUNE IN - ps. Do you want to hear me read a sexy story? Become a patron, I release 2 sexy stories every Wednesday for your listening pleasure =) https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Get your WOMANZIER PRO 40 on Amazon Prime Day July 12th - save link to set your reminder http://lovehoney.co/HornyPro40 Follow me

Happy Monday! Todays Im discussing being a normal fucking human being and experiencing being triggered. How do you handle that shit with your spouse? How can you handle it better, what can you gain from these experiences, and how you can make sure this shit isn't cockblocking your sex life. Todays listener questions; one woman loves her husband oh so much, but their is a problem...he doesn't eat her out. What the fuck is she to do? I'm letting her know my thoughts=) One husband isn't a fan of his wife's au natural hairy bush-how does he tell her this is eh, a turn off? Does this make him a royal douche? Tune in to find out. Today I end the episode reading you a lil lil audio erotica....a short but intense story about a sub getting dominated by "daddy" aka her roommate. If you like, then you'll LOVE the patreon -https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Get your WeVibe by LoveHoney on Amazon Prime Day!!! Click the link below and save the date! July 12th & 13th http://lovehoney.co/HornySync FOLLOW ME IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @Thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs [email protected]

Lets discuss the inevitable ups and downs; what resentment unresolved goes to look like in your marriage. What are your options, is it hopeless, and how do you handle it? Next we talk your roster; does your spouse know your #, I polled the freaky fam on social media the majority of you are open book while others would rather you not ask- one listener asks how he could about finding out his wife's past, and I give my honest opinion. One female listener expresses her insecurity about her large labia and her hype queen has arrived, another male listener wants sex everyday and has a wife with 4 kids under 2- oh whatever shall he do. Spoiler alert: its just a season, chill bro - but don't worry bc I have the perfect line to get a warmed up wife instead of a closed off wife! Todays last segment is part 3 of our TANTRIC DATE NIGHT SERIES and its all about telling them what you reallllllllllly want, no holding back!!!! Tune in now to level up your sex life. xoxo JOIN THE PATREON; for sexy ad free erotic short stories and an intimate community setting .https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs [email protected]

Happy Monday Freaky Fam!! The pateron has officialy launched- link below. Today we start off with me sharing my experience with "the spirit molecule" aka DMT- next I'm discussing the 5 phases of relationships, and then dive into this weeks listener questions! One mans wandering eye, another couples interest in a 3some, one husbands wife who has zero drive any longer and what to do! Todays part 2 of our Tantric Date night series is PUSS appreciation- so take some damn notes! =) Join the Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. CANNFUSION JUICE- legal in all 50 states! code HOUSEWIFE for 20% off go to cannfusionjuice.com follow me: IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast TIktok-@thehornyhouswifepodcast

Patreon is LIVE link below! Follow me on IG to stay connected @_thehornyhousewifepodcast. Todays listener questions are about a couple wanting to possibly add a woman to the bedroom, they want to know any tips or things to stay away from. One woman says her husband isn't into her anymore, he can't keep an erection and recently happily obliged to her idea to go to a swingers club-the sex life is stale does she have any hope. Our last listener question is a man who said his wife straight up told her she isn't into it anymore, she doesn't want gifts or to burden him in anyway-she rejects any initiation of love and he feels gut punched. Jordy is giving it to ya straight=) Today is the first part of the 5 part series of Tantric Date Nights- Cock Devotion is todays segment and YOU WILL WANT TO HEAR IT ALL! Godbless the mens dicks and the ladies confidence. JOIN THE PATREON (ad free audio erotica + more) https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Foria Welless (my fav sex oil/lube/suppositores) use code JORDYNHAKES20 for 20% off.https://www.foriawellness.com FOLLOW ME AND ASK ANYTHING ig- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ADVERTISING [email protected]

Hey freaky fam today we are learning some TECHNIQUE, in regards to good ol fashion HJ. (who woulda thought), these are sure to spice up the bedroom and build confidence. Speaking of building confidence who doesn't want to get better at dirt talk-lets give you some pointers. Of course today we have some super relatable juicy listener questions one being a man who can't take the sexual neglect any longer. He wants his wife back-tune in to hear my thoughts. Todays audio erotica: "I (M21) fuck my boss (33F) for a promotion" written by reddit user U/bearetico. Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Try Cannfusion Juice -legal in ALL 50 state. www.cannfusionjuice.com CODE: HOUSEWIFE for 20% off

Happy Monday- A quick half an hour EP this week- Starting off discussing insatiability in the bedroom. What if we are faced with the question of, what if he/she never is down for "x, y or z" will I just have to get over it, or is this deal breaker shit? I of course don't hold back- on to listener questions, a couples desire for making shower sex sexy, a female listener with frequent UTI's, a man wondering if all women become lazy lovers or are the dudes getting less appealing with time? (trick question huh) TUNE IN Relationship School Get 50% your first month of relationship coaching when you mention The Horny Housewife. www.relationshipschool.com FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] Discount Codes and Links: https://linktr.ee/Thehornyhousewife

Happy Monday- freaky fam first off we are diving into listener questions and boy are they juicy- a mans fantasy, one womans married boyfriend, and a sex starved finance. Today I'm so pumped to tell you that we are joined with Susan Bratton aka sex goddess, aka intimacy expert to millions -and let me tell you she is blowing my MINDDDD with the technique tips! Susan and I dive deep into setting the men straight on "how to fuck"-breaking stigmas and telling like it is, there is no sugar coating per usual, grab your pen and paper bc we are about to level up your sex life. Ps. have you ever heard of throat orgasms.... bc neither had I !!!! =P To find all the amazing resources mentioned by Susan go to www.susanbratton.com Join the Patreon=) https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast 20% off CANNFUSION JUICE Get your delicious, legal in all 50 states, THC infused, cold pressed juice at www.cannfusionjuice.com code HOUSEWIFE for 20% off WOMANIZER PREMIUM 2- two words "air suction"- run, get it now code: HOUSEWIFE20 for 20% off sitewide http://lovehoney.co/Housewife advertising/collabs [email protected]

~moody monday~ This weeks topic is sexual confidence, do you feel worthy of pleasure? Do you know what steps to take to feel more sexually confident and fulfilled? Im talking about the most important aspect of sexual confidence and how to breed more. Todays listener questions; one man wants to know why I told guys to ditch the penis pumps yet I have my own augmented body parts. Another listener wants to know how to approach his wife who religiously brings the vibrator into the bed with them; he is the one who in fact purchased them, but now is starting to resent them! Our last listener question is in regards to how a man can encourage his wife to be more exploratory with her fantasies, more specifically a threesome. His wife has already expressed her attraction and interest with other females, and when they were dating teased the idea of threesome, but what to make of it now? I GOT YOU- TUNE IN=))) TRY BEDUCATED 1 DAY FREE! CODE: JORDYN http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifepod TALK TO A CERTIFIED RELATIONSHIP COACH !! www.relationshipschool.com/myrelationshipcoach **dont forget to mention The Horny Housewife for 50% off a month of sessions.

~moody monday~ Todays episode Im discussing lactating titties and all their glory! All former or current breast feeding moms Im sure will get a chuckle out of todays intro, and the men who love breast feeding eat your heart out. It is May aka masturbation month so I am discussing pleasure every week this month. Today is the start of the "Pleasure Series" part 1 is CHOKING - aka erotic asphyxiation, Im discussing the 3 types of choking what they entail and what their differences are. I give you suggestions on how to start out from the conversation to introducing the sensation comfortably and safely. Todays listeners questions include a man who wants tips to get his wife more into the idea of giving him head, another listener wants to know how she can meet her mans needs more post partom-how can she get her drive back?! Todays episode ends with some sexy audio erotica entitled "Absent Husband" written by reddit user u/LTS8 - Tune in NOW=) // CannFusion Juice- LEGAL IN ALL 50 STATES Order CannFusion Juice today and get 20% off!!! code: HOUSEWIFE www.Cannfusionjuice.com follow me on social media IG -@_thehornyhousewifepodcast TIktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast todays audio erotica: https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/uj86m2/absent_husband/ Advertising Inquires // [email protected]

MORNING MONDAY=) Freaky fam today Im making sure you know why we are here, and why I discuss the topics I do. Marriage can be hard-and real talk is VITAL. Todays listener questions provide remedies to finishing too soon in bed, a common male complaint; one man wants to know how to get his slightly prudish wife to be more willing behind closed doors - I discuss how a woman can get in touch with her own sexual desires and needs. A woman confesses to the freak fam the reality of sex getting stale in marriage- she compares it to going to the same restaurant everyday, and I can't help but completely agree. One male listener desperately wants his c*ck thicker, and veiner..he believes this would please a woman-Im here to give honest feedback=) TUNE IN NOW. TRY BEDUCATED ONE DAY FREE- ACCESS TO 100's OF COURSES http://beducate.me/pdthehornyhousewife CODE: JORDYN Get LAST COUPLE STANDING now- game night will forever be better. www.lcsgame.com code: HOUSEWIFE for 20% off your order and FAST & FREE shipping. FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA ig @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewifepodcast

today we are joined with Jayson Gaddison - relationship studier and expert. He is giving us insight into how to deal with conflict in high-stake relationships aka MARRIAGE. If you have children, a mortgage, shared bills and have built a life together beyond wanting happiness you are literally woven together with this person. Conflict happens and we need the tools to navigate and conquer! Per usual your juicy listener questions, this week we have a cuck situation to discuss. Also- shit talking lets chat. Tune in. Follow me on social media! IG-@_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask anon www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

ITS MONDAY! Today I'm following up from last weeks epsiode on the debate of married men/men in relationships watching porn. I asked the men to give their insight and perspective and it inspired me to take a new approach/look and give new insight to the ladies straight from the source. (to hear more of what the men had to say check out my IG stories (@_thehornyhousewifepodcast) Todays listener questions cover one mans fertility journey with his wife, and its consequences on their sex life. Next we have a husband who wants to help his wife unwind by giving a nice massage, this massage turns to foreplay and then husband gets left hanging while wifey gets to climax and go to sleep. Should he be bothered or did he make this mess? Our last question is a listener wants to know if a woman's enthusiasm/effort to give head, has a direct correlation with how much effort/enthusiasm she has in the actual relationship! Todays episode ends with a MFM audio erotica (especially dedicated to ZE LADIES) and was written by reddit user u/Tonste *link to story below Try BEDUCATED.com 1 day FREE (100's of courses) http://beducate.me/pdthehornyhousewife code: JORDYN todays audio erotica =) "being shared for the first time "https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/u5z9c5/being_shared_for_the_first_time_mfm/ FOLLOW ME IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewifepodcast advertising [email protected]

Happy MONDAY! Todays listener questions are about leveling up your rim job technique, whether your tossing hers or his, what you need to know from hygiene tips, to lounge technique I'm giving the scoop=) Another listener question wants to know how he can tell his partner he isn't into her sexually anymore, a very hard conversation to be had, that MUST be had. Lastly a girl on IG reached out inquiring about her boyfriends porn usage and wants to know if her feelings are valid. Today I went rogue after listener questions and had to give y'all the scoop on some juicy Tik Tok swinger drama that I just can't get enough of, it made me pause and ask myself "can these couples really have it all?" Try FORIA WELLNESS (my favorite intimacy suppositories great for cramps or anal lol) code. THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 for 20% off your order. FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast TikTok- @thehornyhousewife ADVERTISING INQUIRES [email protected]

Happy Monday, diving deep pun intended in back door play! aka anal sex. The hangups, the challenges, the poop, the pain- all the things, how to avoid the gross and get to/stay in pleasure land-also we discuss the END of anal play which is commonly skipped over. Today I start off with a little freaky fam catchup and then we get popping on listener questions- topics include sensitivity after climaxing, the relation (if any) of boob size to love of boob play, and how to revive ur sex life if your dependent on a vibrator! Very important stuff people! xoxo TRY BEDUCATED ONE DAY FREE (100's+ courses!!!!) http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifepd CODE: JORDYN FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising Inquires [email protected]

o the wives who want sex more than their husbands- I stand with you, here for you, and giving you my thoughts and perspective. I could go on for hours, but I dished my thoughts nicely wrapped into a 30 min rant. Today I also discuss women who hide their self-pleasuring habits-why, and what you as her man can do about it, and to the women who feel the need to hide we look further as to why. Todays listener questions are about toxic tips to keep a man on his toes, how to get him to dirty talk in the bedroom, and the trendy new AMAZON sex position =D. TUNE IN Get daddy or mommy a sexy new toy/or a curated box for new bedroom fun visit MARRIAGE SUPPLY - www.marriagesupply.com code: HOUSEWIFE for 10% off!! MANSCAPED Get 20% off your order and FREE shipping at MANSCAPED.com code: HOUSEWIFE FOLLOW ME ON IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast TIKTOK: @thehornyhousewifepodcast advertising [email protected]

Happy Monday Freaky Fam. =) Today Im AGAIN talking about dick size, because the emails don't stop, so lets address again and this time go deeper=), and talk about sexual solutions for the below and above average guys! Todays listener questions teasers; 1. are happy endings at massage parlors considered cheating? 2.big dick sucking game 3. sexual desire post pregnancy 4. keeping the pussy tight. Todays audio erotica is a doozy, entitled "A sluts late night meet up" written by reddit user u/skylarksilencia, you can read it here:https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/tiqmi8/a_sluts_late_night_meet_up/ TRY BEDUCATED ONE DAY FREE-ALL COURSES http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifepd CODE: JORDYN Get 10% off your Marriage Supply order!! https://marriagesupply.com CODE: HOUSEWIFE MANSCAPED - Get 20% off and FREE SHIPPING- CODE: HOUSEWIFE www.MANSCAPED.com FOLLOW ME ON MY SOCIALS IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik tok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising [email protected]

Moody Monday 100%- Happy Monday, today I start off with giving you all the 411 on vagina sunning- just listen nod (laugh) smile. Also a listener reached out in regards to lasts weeks question about pegging, I share her perspective and advice. Todays listener questions are FULLL of piping hott tea; we've got a wife whose husband is very willing to take her guidance in the bedroom but she feels a bit insecure to get vocal about how he can "be better in bed", a husband whose younger wife is having an workplace texting affair of sorts that he doesn't appreciate, she's been honest but she lapses and goes back to her ways, is this a generational thing or much more? One man shares his new found interest of role playing with his wife, and wonders if his wife extreme excitement is something to worry about or embrace. You know I got your back freaky fam-giving you nothing but the raw real truth and perspective. Todays topic of discussion is sexting, FaceTime sex, sexy videos, long distance flirtation and hyping the women up to do what they gotta do. TUNE IN Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code HOUSEWIFE at MANSCAPED.com! Get a sexy gift for your lover at MARRIAGE SUPPLY www.marriagesupply.com code: HOUSEWIFE for 10% off your order!! FOLLOW ME ON MY SOCIALS IG-@_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ADVERTISING [email protected]

freaky fam this Monday is jam packed with all you need to get you through another week. Episode 69 and its only fair we talk sixty-nining, ideal foreplay, how kissing is underrated and how you can level-up! Todays listener questions are FUEGO, we've got a self proclaimed straight male who has a kink that may mean he is otherwise. Another listener's boyfriend got drunk and put on pegging porn and another listener says his wife has no fantasies and he wants to know whats the deal and how can get pull some more info from her etc... Our last listener question brings us to the topic of toys, from dildos to vibrators to cock rings we mention em all and the pros and cons that come with it. (plus I let you in on my absolute most fav bedroom toy that every woman needs=) ) You're welcome ** Today Im joined with a guest in the final segment, Corey Hilton author of "Take it Off: Revelations of a male exotic dancer". Corey discusses how he got started in stripping, from serving drink, to having to get a boner on demand, circle jerks, traveling the country; as well as battling addiction and divorce only to turn his life around and help men all over the world with his story. This is a story you don't want miss! Subscribe and be apart of the FREAKY FAMILY~ Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN Marriage Supply www.marriagesupply.com Code: HOUSEWIFE

Today it you and me freaky fam-im TACKLING your listener questions for the majority of the episode. A. We have a woman whose husband is downloading dating apps whilst out of town and she found out via family iPad...HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEMO...she asks me how she can be sneaky and find out more; husband said it "was just an accident" :cue my gag sound:: B. She's horny she's pregnant and he isn't into it..what to do?!?! C. Married couple gets to finally get a week kid free, he is use to quickies and doesn't last long how can he do better? D. Wife says husband is kinky and into BDSM she is willing but isn't really into it, she feels insecure and like she isn't what her husband desires. oh boy you KNOWW I have thoughts. lastly A man who wants to know how to date your spouse, who asks who out, is sex to be expected? After I grant you all my wisdom, I teach- THE ART OF FINGERING, I polled you on IG and you agree fingering is underrated and I'm here to hype it up and give you a refresher, take notes. FORIA WELLESS https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast code: Thehornyhousewifepodcast20 Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast way cooler on tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast advertising [email protected]

It MONDAY- a new tradition is here and its tell a sex story to start the episode; todays delightful story time is embarrassing and relatable. Lets call it "big boy stayed too long". Todays topics include determining just how ~freakyyyy~ you really are? Do we hold men and women to the same standard? My thoughts and more. The listener questions are quite interesting one being from a female struggling with anxiety of taking her boyfriends large member through the backdoor and wants solutions! Also- do women like having their ass eaten....I shall tell you. Sorry ladies I spoke for us. Todays last segment features a very special guest Bijou Finney aka the Mushroom Mamacita! We are discussing all things mushrooms, microdosing, clarity trips, using shrooms as tool to uncover more about your relationships (with your partner AND yourself)-as well as her journey, experience and how she helps others with plant medicine today! Check out her IG @mushroommamasita Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN FORIA https://www.foriawellness.com/ 20% off with code THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 ASK ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Happy Valentines Day freaky fam! Today Im bitching about Instagram, answering your always interesting listener questions , and reading you a sexy bedtime story. (swingers edition) Todays listener questions; a man who is starved of affection in his marriage, another who is dealing with a "size queen" aka a girl why only goes for the large and in charge packages...Ill tell you my thoughts. Moving on I answer a female listener inquiring how to get her man in the mood MORE often, and do vibrators really ruin the pu$$y? All this and more. This months audio erotica is featured in todays episode and its titled "Husband and Wife in Vegas, Seduced by Swingers" written by u/happiesthubs. Part 1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/mpsbby/husband_and_wife_in_vegas_seduced_by_a_couple_of/ Part 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/mq2tje/husband_and_wife_in_vegas_seduced_by_a_couple_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I MADE A NEW IG Instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Follow on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife Advertising [email protected]

Im so glad its February Freak Fam, Im telling you WHY. First were talking my sleeping issues and why the solution is a scary one. Ambien-one hell of a drug. Todays listener questions are about a man with large penis and his ungrateful girlfriend- the perfect butt plug, and how to overcome infidelity in marriage ( I took a deeper dive). Today topic of the hour was dating, Im telling you my honest opinion of red fucking flags, and sexy green flags that are a HELL yes to women. Don't worry I didn't leave the females out in blasting red flags that women give out that men need to just...run. xoxo Jordyn Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewife confess/request anon www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

can all three of these topics be discussed in one episode?!?! THEY SURE CAN. Welcome back freaky fam, today starting off with some topics that have been brought to my attention, ahem, cue #findom- financial domination, where the f&ck have I been? This weeks listener questions segment highlights a dead bedroom couple and a couple who has a child cock-blocking and needs solutions quick! Another listener wants tips on how to go down on his girl- I decided to give you a deep dive on some technique and the inside scoop on whats going on inside of our heads as women on the receiving end. Lastly we go over the 5 love languages and their importance in your relationship. Take the Quiz to find out what your love language or your partners is at 5lovelanguages.com Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife

Hi its a moody Monday for sure, because Im exposing an ex, ranting about toxic singles giving relationship advice, and answering listener questions brutally honest (per usual). Todays topic has some fire info thats going to level up your sex life guaranteed. Grab pen and a paper, because these tips you are going to want to utilize, every couple at every stage of the game will benefit from these tools that can be life-long worthy game changing. Both husbands and wives are going to want to tune in so you can maximize the pleasure, or get out of a rut and shake things up! Try ONE day FREE all BEDUCATED.com courses . (Access to 100's of courses) http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Coupon Code: JORDYN Follow me on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast_ Support the Show https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

With Valentines a month away -The Horny Housewife- has you covered! Both the ladies and the men will benefits from my guidance from planning to gifting, what to do, and what the fuck not to do. Listener Questions this week are about increasing your cum load, opinions on genital piercings, and grooming preferences. Today I have a special guest, host of the podcast Sex Therapy with Dr. Jones, clinical psychologist and sex therapist, Dr. Christopher Ryan Jones. We are discussing everything from mismatched libidos, communication with your spouse, delving into fantasies, and the female orgasm! You don't wanna miss! You can listen to Sex Therapy with Dr. Jones anywhere you enjoy podcasts, or link below: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sex-therapy-with-dr-jones/id1489854551 Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast_ tik tok @thehornyhousewife

Im back with all ze things. Today starting out I'm mentioning that we must manage our New Years expectations of ourselves, a mini hype sesh with the point of "be nice to yourself"- our first segment is 3 listener questions with the topics being: 1. ball sucking 2. butt play 3. kissing after oral (what do you think I had to say ;) ) Todays main topics are how to get your wife to embody her feminine energy, to feel vulnerable, up the connection therefore upping your chances of physical intimacy! (plus bonding does a marriage a good), lastly Im giving the DEEP DIVE into a males rectum, as Iv mentioned may times the perks of finding the male g-spot this time Im giving technique, and a play by play of what you are going need/do/say. I won't let you down freaky fam, happy Monday. follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcasttik tok @thehornyhousewife SUBMIT ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Foria Wellness (sex oil, suppositories etc) code: THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast SUPPORT THE SHOW https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

HAPPY NEW YEARS FREAKY FAM. I won't lie, Iv had to overcome so many obstacles this week leading up to the first week of 2022 but I'm keeping my spirits lit regardless! Today Im diving deep with listener questions, first one being how to approach painful sex when the D is too big?! Ive got sex position tips, and other possible factors as to why this could be an YOU issues instead of a his dick size issue. Our second listener wants to know how he can get his girlfriend warmed up to the idea of anal play, and our third listener wants to know how to tell future potential partners that he used to be an adult film star!? BUCKLE UP bc its a juicy segment, followed by 2 depressing dead bedrooms story and me begging for a 5 star review. LOVE YOU confess/request anonymously : www.thehornyhousewife.com IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok:@thehornyhousewife 20% all FORIA WELLNESS PRODUCTS code: thehornyhousewifepodcast20 https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast Support the Show www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

MOODY MONDAY- Freaky fam- I was in a dark place for this, well actually in sunny Florida and I had to make due. The chaos of being IG disabled has got the best of me, and I'm bringing you not the very best of me. Im starting today off with a bitchy rant, followed by two penis related listener questions both to which I have little answers and whole lotta opinion. Todays hott topic: SQUIRTING. Im giving you the 411 on what you need to know from what it is, the myths we need to bust , techniques and a friendly how-to. Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Last segment is part 2 of Sharing is Caring by ZealousidealPlace685 read here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/qwk7ym/sharing_is_caring_mff/hl6qdqr/?context=3 TUNE EVERY MONDAY all things sex, marriage, listener questions.

Happy Holidays "freaky fam'-its Monday and today we are strarting off with 4 intriguing listener questions- that cover the best positions for men with penis's on the smaller side, to testosterone and its effect on ball size. Do women care about ball size? I GOT YOU COVERED. Also-our 4th question today is a woman whose husband expresses GREAT desire for a 3some, she on the other hand isn't so sure, but he says if she complies he will give her the fourth child she has been longing for....wtf is an understatement and Im not holding back. Todays hot topic: Friendships of the opposite sex...are we okay with them, do you think it means your SO is super insecure if they aren't down with it. Im giving you my honest feelings and perspective. Follow me on social media IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast tik tok @thehornyhousewife SUBMIT ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewife.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

Its almost Christmas so what are you going to get your horny housewife or husband this year?! Ive got some pretty cool gift ides that are SURE to bring a smile to your S.O face=) Whilst giving you the scoop on what to get your lover, im covering the bases of what NOT to give them as well-avoiding a bad experience all together. Next Im answering some very relatable listener questions, where men are needing to crack the wife code! Im giving you my advice on real questions from real listeners wanting more sex and not knowing how to go about it! Moving on Im sharing all of YOUR responses to my latest asked question "what makes a DAMN GOOD BLOWJOB?!" and you came through!...truly the men delivered the answers and I am here to tell you everything they said-and my thoughts of course. I end the episode gives my two cents on how to make a sexy at home tape; without all the pressure, and the perks of doing so! TUNE IN you don't wanna miss=) xoxo Link for Foria (CBD lube, intimacy products): https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast Use code JORDYNHAKES20 to get 20% off your order. Follow me on social media! IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife

Moody Monday coming atchya! Im ending the the debate around dick pics and giving it to ya straight, what do women really think of them? If anyone disagrees...I don't believe you. Today Im answering two listeners questions, one coming from a husband looking for how to approach his wife to start trying back door play on HIM. Ive got some tips to gently bring up this to your SO and get the action you are looking for. Another question comes from a woman looking for ways to increase her libido when she find its challenging. The last segment in todays episode I actually sat down with a listener, a freaky fam member, Marissa! Marissa gave us the scoop on her marriage, (military wife, married young beat the odds) and spits some fire wisdom on growing together, evolving past toxicity, recognizing old behavior and forgiving each other, and yourself. You don't want to miss this. Follow on IG (slide in my DMS by alllll means) @thehornyhousewifepod tik tok for a laugh @thehornyhousewife ANONYMOUS REQUEST/CONFESS www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Hey freak-a-leeks this Mondays episode is packed with fire sexy tips you'll surely want to use later! Im starting the episode off talking about kinky love-making, what exactly deems sex as "kinky" and how can I get some more of it?! From spanking, to blindfolding, using ice, and being tied up- Ive got some ideas for you and your SO. - what if my partner isn't into that-how do we get the fire going in the bedroom? DATE YOUR SPOUSE, I'm giving you the 411 on how to make that happen from a mans perspective and a woman's. Todays last segment I have the pleasure of speaking with CEO and creator of Slutbot, where we discuss how to formulate the perfect sext, the impact sexting has on relationships, and ~who what where~ is Slutbot ?!**spoiler alert it's a really hot and steamy interactive sexting session-** Bri tells her passion behind creating her company, and its ability to improve sex lives everywhere! You don't wanna miss this, tune in NOW. Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast Follow me on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife EMAIL ME [email protected] TRY SLUTBOT FREE https://www.juiceboxit.com

Happy Monday Freaky Fam, today Im lightly toasting a listener question, because like Ive always said we keep it 100 here, so sometimes we need to realize when we are the ones being the problem in our relationship. Todays topic is "what defines us as 'being good In bed?'" spoiler alert- its not doing anything your partner asks just to please. its much more than that-and also less. This months audio erotica segment is part 1 of a story entitled "Sharing is Caring" (MFF) and its hott and steamy - if you want to check out the author and/or part 2 here is the link! https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/qwk7ym/sharing_is_caring_mff/hl6qdqr/?context=3 Please Subscribe on iTunes and leave 5 stars it helps SOOO much! Follow on Spotify See you next Monday xoxo

Today we talk about the lady parts, the female body, the female orgasm. Discussing the different types of orgasms, the TWO orgasms gaps- one desperately needing to be closed, stunning statistics about orgasms, and what you can do to maximum her chances, and both of your pleasure. spoiler alert** including pro-tip how to climax together, and how to know how to touch her in the way she likes STAT. Todays listeners questions- A married man with two young kids is missing feeling desired, he created an anonymous tinder profile for the sake of feeling wanted, doesn't want to cheat, but is miserable in his sex life- what can he do?! Our second question is a young woman who married young has a child and wants to talk toxic tips on how to notice her more, I'm ready for this one! Our final question is settling the debate of what is the average penis size? What is considered micro, whats above average?! TUNE IN FOLLOW ME ON IG @thehornyhousewifepod

Get out your fucking notepads and I'm not kidding in the slightest. IM BACK freaky-family, and today I'm about to tell you the gods honest truth, as to why your spouse isn't fucking you more. Maybe they hate your guts, maybe they are just seriously tired, maybe they are numb inside from raising soul sucking children IYKYK. Im here to give insight, to offer solutions, and address 3 listeners specific stories as to why they desire more intimacy in their lives, and the response they get from their spouses. Husbands.....Wives....know I come from a place of love when I say the things I do, someones gotta tell ya! If you want to take the love language quiz with your spouse you can find it here!https://www.5lovelanguages.com/quizzes/love-language BUY THE HORNY HOUSEWIFE A DAMN DRINK TO KEEP THE PODCAST SAUCY: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast tik tok @thehornyhousewife

HEY HORNY FAM, Happy Monday, October is over can you believe it?! The Holidays are on the way & Ive got my thoughts on Christmas lights and I think we are a nation divided, or at least a household. FYI Im setting the record straight this week on if I send nudes/video chat with listeners and we are diving deep answering your burning questions- Im not one to blush but this episode had me squirming; we are getting the inside tea on what the cuckhold lifestyle is straight from cuckhold's themselves! Its getting steamy and we finish off this hott and heavy episode with some audio erotica keeping it right in theme, entitled "Tied up and watched my wife f*ck another man up close" written by USBstories on the subreddit /Erotica. You can read their story in the Link below. Follow me on IG @the.hornyhousewifepodcast or on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife New Episodes Every Monday Erotica Source:https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/qh1y47/tied_up_and_watched_my_wife_fuck_another_man_up/

Consider this the first of many "Lessons in Getting Laid", I , The Horny Housewife, and giving my opinion, and hot tips on how to better warm up your partner for the deed; slow motion with meeee. Im working in some burning listener questions, one about helping his wife open up after a traumatic incident, the other is struggling in her relationship as her boyfriend hasn't been intimate with her in 10 months! Im not holding back, only because I love you. In regards to ~backdoor entry~ I'm not discriminating we are talking both the men and the ladies, from the conversation, to step by step how-to, an*al foreplay, and the actual act-which positions is best, can this be enjoyable of the women? -spoiler alert ***YES. Tune in to hear more.

~moody monday~ I went to the MGK concert this week and am telling you I made some bad mom club choices. Lived to tell you. Briefly Im bitching about my Karen neighbors but don't get it twisted I'm here today to answer the mens listener questions, one listener wants to know the real deal about being a show-er not a grow-er and spoiler alert I don't think we give two many f*cks; but I'm here with a couple of options so listen in. Another listener is reaching out tired of having to please himself with palm-ala-handerson, and wants to know how to navigate a seriously mismatched libido! Lastly lets talk fantasy in and out of the bedroom, do you have naughty thoughts - I think we all do, and some choose to keep them fantasy and others bring them to reality. Its not for everyone, but the term cuckhold is indeed a lifestyle and I want to know the psychology behind It; calling all cuckholds and cuckqeans id love to hear from you and know more insight! Follow me to connect! @the.hornyhousewifepodcast and over at Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife

The Horny Housewife here with- drum roll please- Jeff Abraham aka CEO of Promescent, the OG behind helping men LAST LONGER IN BED! Today we are discussing all things sex, the bullshit stigma around P.E. and about whats available to help the cause. (that won't numb you and your partner!!) Jeff has amassed incredible wealth in helping men AND women have better sex, and his story is WILD. Tune in to hear all the details, and hopefully give you some hella pointers to achieve a better sexual experience! www.promescent.com IG @promescent Questions for Jeff? Email him! [email protected]

Who is the Horny Housewife ? MOODY MONDAY here and I Jordyn am pouring my big beating heart out telling you why I do the things I do. Im giving YOU some more insight on..ME. Today we are catching up on life, normalizing life being a cock-block, telling internet trolls on my most recent Tik Tok we don't give two fucks about their opinion, and I'm helping you understand how the Horny Housewife came to embody the title. Besides that deep shit, speaking OF shit I'm giving the "poop knife" a shout out, and telling your my most embarrassing "shitty story" that I shouldn't of ever told anyone. Also speaking on the topics of routine In marriage and todays standards surrounding (bum bum bum) -double texting-...all my thoughts and more TUNE IN

This week horny fam Im back and bringing you PART 2 Two girls One BF -audio erotica version- and I really gave you my all lovers. I hope you're proud and aroused! Its def getting steamy between Sarah, Casey and ze boyfriend bc Casey is giving back door entry you are gunnnnnnna wannnnna hear this shit. (NSFW duh) Before we get all hott and bothered I'm discussing the relation between getting flowers from ur man, and giving head. We have some double fucking standards we need to talk about k? Im answering two very nosy listener questions and then reading you some of the shocking yet not comments from everyday couples on my recent Tik Tok expressing disdain for lack of sex in marriages; it gets pretty interesting what some of y'all had to say in regards to WHY people don't want it anymore, so interesting that the topic of "Dead-bedrooms" is going to become a THING around here. LOVE YOU LISTEN IN Pt2. Two girls one BF written sun_wiza on erotica sub Reddit.

Todays episode Im joined with the co- host of The Raspy Rundown Podcast, and host of A-List with Alexandra, Alexandra Bellusci! Currently in LA working at SUR ( cough cough vanderpump rules), by way of Miami, Alex is talking with myself about what it takes to date in los angeles, youtubers going through women like underwear, careers, confidence, and pursuing WHAT YOU WANT! Its 2021 and a man isn't the only thing on the check list these day! Grab a cocktail, get some popcorn and cozy up with us this Moody Monday~! Follow Alex's Podcast @theraspyrundown Follows Alex @alist_with_alexandra

Have you had a HELL OF A WEEKEND in a not fun way?! I'm here to tell you its in the stars baby, these placements got me messed up! That and my husbands love for our pussy cat princess, I feel like I should be the only pu$$y in his life quite honestly and I'm ready to talk about it. Also lets remind men we can have yummy sex and not get off and its not the end of the f*cking world. Men I wanted to let you know I haven't forgotten about you and am here to give you a lil reassurance and also a gift...a gift of me reading an amazingly well written piece of erotica "Sharing is Caring", that will get everyone I mean everyone hot and bothered. I took my roles of the three different characters (its a threesome spoiler alert) V seriously and its sexy AF. (Erotica starts at 22:48) NSFW. If you like this erotica segment PLEASE let me know and ill read part 2 & 3. Check out the author of the story, where you will find all his fire work! https://www.reddit.com/user/Sun_wiza https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/plaovr/sharing_is_caring_two_girls_one_bf/

Lets have a convo about what watering your marriage looks like, beyond all the cliches, and into the reality of the sometimes having to have uncomfortable moments. Im letting you in and telling you the things I struggle with in my own marriage, and some tips on how to FIGHT FAIR; believe me I am no saint but these tips do f*cking work and Im here to tell you WHY AND HOW! I also will relieve you of todays lesson with my own word painting of what it would look like if Daddy D cheated on lil ol Jordy. **knife emoji** Ps. Todays Listener Question is W-I-L-D, a woman catches her man looking at gay porn, he denies it, then later admits its because he wants prostate stimulation and "knows she isn't into it"...what do YOU think? Ill tell you my thoughts....tune in!

Standing up, Spooning, Reverse cowgirl, the Love Seat, the Butterfly THE LIST GOES ONNNN. Im back and giving you my lovely commentary and play by play of ten superior sex positions and I'm telling you the pros and cons of each situation, the best way to achieve orgasm, and getting creative with the positions. If you would like to skip past me talking shit about my neighbors skip to 7:33. =P . xoxo Jordy This video was inspired by Stella Williams youtube video creator**

Hello horny people, this Monday I bring you some fun, interesting, and disturbing content. First things first were going over YOUR answers, and my own to "what makes a person appear to be good/freaky-leeky in bed." We all can assume a good kisser up top means a good kisser down bottom...but sometimes we get a disappointing surprise. From humor and confidence to a bulge in your pants and having hot ex's. What is a tell tell, and what doesn't mean shit. I end up ranting on my personal opinion on Will and Jada Smiths ted talk shindig and their marriage based on statements over the years, even though I don't know shit and this is none of my business. My apologies to the Smiths. Lastly Im diving DEEP on a listener question around BDSM vs Domestic Discipline (DD) and giving my thoughts on the youtube video "My husband punishes me when I break the rules ||LOVE DONT JUDGE by Truly" (and not in the hott kinky way in like a I'm 6 and in big troubiez way) If you have never heard of DD..holy shit balls strap on your big girl/boy pants grab a drink and get ready to pick up your f*cking jaw, or heck maybe it turns on. Maybe you might want a paddle that says "DADDY KNOWS BEST" or go to your room and write 700 times I won't yell at my husband; but if it was me I would grab that spoon and wack him upside the head. so. ENJOY.

Hey y'all, Jordyn here with quite the catch up! I havent had a cocktail in a week -the CLARITY. Have I entered hot girl summer, or is that a big fat lie. Summer is almost over, so you know what that means; #rushtok. Let me tell you, I found kingxcodi and my life is complete. I dont need anything more, just marijuana and his reenactment of sorority bitches with a twang. I have two little story times for yew, one being the experience I had living with paper walls aka it sounded like an orgy up in that bitch; and the other story...well you'll need to tune in to find out because it is quite humiliating but it has to do with my husbands dick and me passing gas so go, if you dont give me five stars after this story I don't want you.

Im bAAAAck and so excited to over share with you all the things; from my boobs to my first Tenga purchase, and a couple of toxic tips. You will most likely REALLY enjoy the first story time in todays episode (there are two !!) because its about the PTSD I acquired from my husband having a wet dream NEXT TO ME. I hope you all get a little giggle from this exploitation of my now trauma. Last but not least a story time featuring Mary and the three strikes she received and why I had to cut a beezy loose. Tellme your thought was I fair? Or was I calling it like I saw it? Find out and tune in because its a GOODY.xx