The Gayly Planet: The Final Fronqueer | A Star Trek Podcast

Today’s headlines: Teen shocked, just absolutely shocked by dramatic anagram reveal! Front Page: Goths! Goths! Goths! Editorials: Harry flung his wand away! Health and Science: Phoenixes! Personals: Don’t leave me on read! Corrections: Things that a 12 year old shouldn’t be able to lift! This and so much more on today’s episode of Catfish! I mean The Gayly Prophet! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Hogwarts Recklessly Endangers Students for a Year then acts surprised when someone dies! Sources said, “Honestly, f*ck that school.” Front Page: Lark praises Snape for the second time! What is the world coming to?! Editorials: Lockhart is still the worst! Classifieds: The basilisk is so hungry! Education: Has Harry learned anything useful this year? Maybe not! Corrections: ALL OF THE CORRECTIONS. THIS IS ALL INCORRECT. Read all about this and just so much more in this extremely long episode of The Gayly Prophet! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Giant Spiders nearly murder local teens but no one was available to cover the story because f*ck that. Front Page: Ernie MacMillan models excellent accountability skills! Education: It’s really time to close down Hogwarts, now, guys! Editorials: This spider situation is a big nope! Health and Science: Invasive spiders take over the Forbidden Forest! Classifieds: ISO a wife All this and so, so much more in this week’s edition of The Gayly Prophet! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Public invited to an interpretive dance off between the Ministry of Magic and the Hogwarts board of governors—the winner will claim the title of most corrupt organization of 1993! Front Page: Just how many monsters can Hogwarts hold? All of them, Ron. All of them. Politics: This. World. Is. So. Corrupt. Personals: In the arrrrrrrrms of the annnngel… far awayyyyyy from here…. Sports: Quidditch is cancelled! Education: Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Someone help these children choose their classes! All this and oodles more to be found in the week’s newspaper! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Foolish boy interacts with obviously cursed object despite repeated warnings against it! Front Page: Can you buy a normal diary in the Witching world? Do all muggles who marry witches have to live without electricity forever? This Valentine’s Day party sounds pretty great, tbh! Editorials: Harry, why are you doing this? Politics: Filch Human Rights Violation Watch! Mandrakes are People Watch! Education: Lockhart, aka This F*cking Guy! Classifieds: Validate me, baby. Health and Science: Ghost death? Discover all this and more in today’s issue of The Gayly Prophet! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s headlines: In fitting twist of fate, ringleader of nonsense scheme, “Operation Polyjuice” is accidentally transformed into a cat. Her followers reported that they were honestly shocked that this was the only thing that went wrong with this utterly terrible plan. Front Page: Penelope + Percy in the dungeon! Fred and George are truly heroes! Geez, Malfoy, could you be any more obvious with this crush?! Politics: Fat Shaming! Polyjuice potion is very unethical! Witch NSA watch! Editorials: HERMIONE WHY??? Read all about this and more in this week’s episode! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s headlines: Hogwarts school to remain open despite the fact that students are in obvious peril! when questioned, most parents claimed that a prolonged state of terror and uncertainty builds character. The Front Page: Let’s be honest about the actual use of a swelling solution. Editorials: Ron! Get your wand fixed! Politics: Leave. Neville. Alone. Education: Who in the world authorized this dueling club??? And our first Horoscopes section! All this and ever so much more can be found in today’s episode! Support us on Patreon to get access to the Rip Tear Kill music video!!!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Hogwarts quidditch coach under scrutiny for failure to do literally any part of her job Front Page: Colin’s crush on Harry is intense! Lockhart is a dandy for the ages! Editorials: Hermione, we really aren’t sure about this plan… What is Hermione’s rising sign? Politics: House Elves Sports: Quidditch! It’s terrible! Education: Why can’t anyone at this school do their jobs? All this and so much more in today’s episode! Support us on Patreon for access to all kinds of goodies!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Hogwarts revealed to be all kinds of unsafe for children! Parents are shockingly unfazed by this information, sources say the general public response is, “ah, f*ck 'em.” Front Page: Does the basilisk shoot fire from its eyes? Editorials: Hermione, what are you doing?! Politics: Gendered bathrooms are trash! Education: Lockhart should have fled to muggle society and joined the original Queer Eye cast! Health and Science: We are still confused about witching photos! Read all about it in this week’s episode!Support us on Patreon to get access to the Rip Tear Kill music video!!!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Muggle Abuse at Hogwarts: Public outraged to learn that a single muggle is responsible for the janitorial services for the entire castle despite being the only person there who cannot perform magic! Front Page: This goth party is everything we want. Politics: Filch Human Rights Violation Watch! Editorials: OMG Nick’s botched execution! Health and Science: Ghosts! Today’s episode starts off with a PSA about white dreads. Find some links to the stuff we talk about below: https://everydayfeminism.com/2015/07/corn-rows-appropriation/ https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/21/nyregion/andrew-johnson-wrestler-dreadlocks.html https://www.huffpost.com/entry/black-hair-discrimination_l_5c746ea5e4b03a10c230c2ad?guccounter=1 Support us on Patreon to get access to the Rip Tear Kill music video!!!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester.  Music from https://filmmusic.io "Graveyard Shift" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s headlines: Parents Outraged By Hogwarts’ Quidditch Policy Which Requires Students To Supply Their Own Brooms—School Claims Inequity “Builds Character” The Front Page: 90s Alt Rock! Drama Gay Draco! Education: OMG this school. Politics: Human rights violations! Racism! Ableism! Editorials: Lockhart aka this f*cking guy Sports: Calm down, Oliver! Health and Science: How do these photos work?! Dear Hedwig, this guy is obsessed with me—how can I get him to back off? Open this week’s paper to read all about it! Support us on Patreon to get access to the Rip Tear Kill music video!!!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Summon the Rawk" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The title says it all! This episode has nothing to do with Harry Potter and everything to do with how we came to be so very queer. !!!Content warnings for unsupportive parents and general human suckiness around the subject of queerness and transness. Find the article about JKR at https://www.themarysue.com/jk-rowling-transphobic-follows/ Listen to the song about Lark’s wedding here Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the 4th and final installment of our Pride month interview series, Jessie talked with Tahirah Green and Prerna Abbi-Scanlon about race and representation in the Harry Potter series, growing up as queer nerds of color, the absolute trash that is the epilogue, and their (incredible) patronuses! It was a wonderful conversation that we know you’re going to love! Find Tahirah’s work at Tahirah.art Find Prerna’s work on instagram @moxie.cc Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the 3rd installment of our Pride month interview series we talked with queer parenting writer David Minerva Clover all about parenting in the Harry Potter series! Are there any good parents in these books? Probably not! Find David’s writing on the Washington Post, New York Magazine, Huffington Post, and many other places! Check out his blog at postnuclearera.wordpress.com Find him on socials @postnuclearera Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the first installment of our Pride month interview series we are bringing you the interview we did with Mey Rude about our reading of Hagrid as a beautiful lesbian trans woman. It's a truly joyful conversation and we are so thrilled to be able to share it! Mey Rude can be found at meyrude.com or on socials @meyrude You can also find her work on Autostraddle, Them, and more! Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Professor Gilderoy Lockhart Was Actually A Blowup Doll! Font Page: Wow Professor Sprout is Gay!!! Education: New Teacher Profile: Professor Gilderoy Lockhart aka This F*cking Guy Politics: Muggle Borns: the class dichotomy as portrayed by Justin Finch-Fletchly and Colin Creevy Health and Science: Mandrakes—Still People! Open this week’s newspaper to read all about it! Check out our website for our shop, comics, and more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's Headlines: Ministry accused of having absolutely no comprehensive policy regarding the restriction for underaged sorcery, investigation reveals that enforcement is completely arbitrary. Front Page: Gay for McGonagall Watch! Politics: What is up with the Restriction for Underage Sorcery??? Corrections: This whole entire chapter! Health and Science: The sky is cold! Check out our website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Todays Headlines: Millenials are killing Floo Powder: Today’s youth are opting for methods of travel they consider “safer” and “more reliable.” The Front Page: What’s Knockturn Alley really all about? Expose: Floo Powder! It’s the worst! Politics: This Malfoy guy sure is something, eh? Stay tuned for a snippet of “Codename: Honeypot,” our latest Patreon exclusive! Check out our website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Imprisoned Boy Rescued By Children After Adults Fail To Take Action The Front Page: Wow, this sure is one thinly veiled metaphor for [censored] Community Profile: The Weasley Family! Politics: The Adventures of Martin the Mad Muggle Health and Science: Gnomes! Sentient plants! Personhood! Open the paper to read all about it! Check out our website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: America’s Favorite Gryffindandy Fails For The First Time To Find A Humorous Headline: Sources Say The Chapter Was Just Too Upsetting! Politics: House Elves! Abuse! NSA Watch! Health and Science: Are House Elves Nocturnal? Editorials: Owl Stunners! Dear Hedwig: Should I kidnap this person because I think they are in danger? Help! Check out our website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Owl sound effect attribution: https://tinyurl.com/yxoo88c5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A chapter so upsetting that it gets its own theme song! Today’s Headlines: Beloved author exposed as fatphobic jerkface, fans demand apology! The Front Page: why would Vernon invite this dude to his house??? Politics: fatphobia and child abuse. Health and Science: the genetic basis of magic. Also including our Master’s Thesis on the stylistic differences between Harry Potter and a Roald Dahl novel and the impact of those differences on how descriptions of child abuse come through in the text! Bonus! A lil’ peek at some of our Patreon content! Check out our website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to our book one wrap up episode! This week we were joined by the incredible Sarah Sarwar as we examine Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone through the lens of the Fool’s Journey, aka the tarot major arcana. We were careful to keep the discussion accessible to all, regardless of whether you know anything about tarot! Remember all that talk we did about Autostraddle.com? Go visit Autostraddle.com! Non-gendered tarot article can be found hereFind the podcast Witch Please at ohwitchplease.ca The Emperor reversed description can be found on biddytarot.com Check out our website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Make Babies or Die Trying is by the F.A.S. technology curse sound attribution: http://tinyurl.com/y2fg2oz4 Music by Kevin MacLeod. Find his work at incompetech.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Teen Murders Teacher; Wins Trophy. Health and Science: does voldemort have bangs, or…? And did the snakes he possessed have a tiny Voldemort face on the backs of their heads? Politics: is anyone going to talk about how this kid just killed his teacher? Obituaries: Quirrell is dead, RIP…wait, who? Also featuring a very special chapter recap song! Check out our website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Special intro song is to the karaoke version of Milkshake by Kelis Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's Headlines: Hogwarts headmaster accused of sending children through a dangerous obstacle course to fight a mass murderer! In the education section: these exams are terrible. NSA Watch: this obstacle course was clearly designed for these specific children. Health and Science: how far must a child fall for death to be certain? A personals ad for Hermione: you're the actual best. We have a shop! Check it out on our website, where you can also see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Special edition! An update on the ongoing investigation of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, which has revealed gross incompetence, invasions of privacy, negligence, highly dangerous punishment tactics, and frequent student injuries. Are any of our children safe?Check out our website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Gayly Prophet officially endorses queers co-opting of “Zaddy” from The Straights. Today’s Headlines: Hogwarts Detention Policy Shocks Parents—horrifying information surfaces about punishment tactics used at Hogwarts after four 1st years were nearly murdered in the forbidden forest! Breaking news: Malfoy absolutely should have told his father about this. Health and Science: Let’s talk about Centaur physiology, shall we? Open this week’s paper to read all about it! Check out our website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this very special episode, we got to talk to Mey Rude about a truly joyful theory we have about Hagrid! There’s also some stuff about how we (mostly Lark) don’t know geography and how dramatic Snape is, but holy moly you guys, this conversation!!! Find Mey at meyrude.com, or on socials @meyrude Check out our website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A PSA to IRL Slytherins: We love you! A note to Ron: you’re not a good friend, fix yourself. Dumbledore and Flamel were like, partner partners, yeah? Why did Hagrid eat a stoat? Are you all ready to cry about Neville again? All this and more in today’s edition of the Gayly Prophet! Check out our website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why does Hogwarts celebrate Christmas? What’s the deal with broomsticks? Why must we be subjected to these quidditch passages? Is there any sort of system to the Hogwarts library? Does everyone know that Nicholas Flamel was a real person? Dear Hedwig, why is Dumbledore keeping the Mirror of Erised out where kids can find it, and how can I stop him? All this and more in this week’s edition of the Gayly Prophet! If you like the show, please subscribe, rate, and review it to help other folks find us!Check out our website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Dumbledore seriously invisibly stalking children right now? Is Hagrid baiting these kids on purpose, or is Dumbledore using him as a tool in his strange chess game? Hoo Boy, is the mirror of Erised terrible or what?! Remember that time that Hermione set Snape ON FIRE??? Read all about it in this weeks edition of the Gayly Prophet! The whole Co’Coon Skin situation Check out our website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester! If you like the show, please subscribe, rate, and review it to help other folks find us! Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What would happen if the Sorting Hat decided to quit its job? How does Wood know what a golf ball is? Why does poor Neville have to learn how to fly a broom? This and so much more is all inside today’s issue of the Gayly Prophet! The podcast to which this podcast owes its existence: ohwitchplease.ca Check out our brand new website, where you can see weekly comics inspired by the episodes, by Theo Julien Forrester! Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why are witches so committed to flying on brooms? Should Percy have been placed in Slytherin? If you can open a door with Alohomora, is it actually locked? Is anyone in this school actually supervising these children? Find out in this edition of the Gayly Prophet! You wonderful humans listened to us 2000 times in our first month! Thank you so much!!! Check out our brand new website! If you like the show, do us a huge favor by rating and reviewing it on Apple Podcasts! Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the second part of our discussion of chapters 7 & 8, your reporters investigate the meaning behind Snape's interrogation of Harry's plant knowledge. Also: seriously, how messed up is the sorting system? Would anyone really send their kids to Hogwarts? Do you all know that parchment is SKIN??? Also, bonus content about Lark's irl experience with poltergeists! Open today's paper and read all about it! If you like the show, please subscribe, rate, and review it to help other folks find us! Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to our discussion of Chapters 7 and 8 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. How many kittens would it take to make up for the wrongs done to Neville Longbottom? Are there any legal protections available in the witching world? How does Dumbledore get away with keeping Snape on staff? Is Nearly Headless Nick the best role model in this series? Open today’s paper to read all about it! If you like the show, please subscribe, rate, and review it to help other folks find us! Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this issue of the Gayly Prophet, we discuss Chapter 6, The Journey From Platform 9 3/4. What happens when you put children into boats with a bunch of cats? Where do witches get their trainers? Can we be honest about witch candy for a second? How freaking great is Hermione, you guys? Open today's paper to read all about it! Goth summer camp for grownups: mickeyalicekwapis.com If you like the show, please subscribe, rate, and review it to help other folks find us! Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PART TWO of our discussion of chapters 4&5 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone! Do witches care about climate change? Does St. Mungo’s have a rehab program? How does a 12ft tall man sleep on a muggle sofa? Find out in today’s edition of the Gayly Prophet! If you like the show, please subscribe, rate and review it to help other folks find us! Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to part A of our discussion of chapters 4&5 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone! Who would be in Voldemort’s top 8 on Myspace? What in the world was Hagrid thinking when he sent Harry home from Diagon Alley all by himself??? Could a semi truck work better than a wand for fighting evil? Open today’s edition of the Gayly Prophet to find out! If you like the show, please subscribe, rate and review it to help other folks find us! Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Looking for our Star Trek podcast? Switch your feed to "newest first!" We are no longer HP podcasters or supporters!Welcome to our very first episode! Get ready to dissect the first three chapters of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Who all’s gay in this series? What the heck happened to Harry during the 24 hours between the failed curse and his arrival at the Dursleys? Does Vernon even know what dinner is? The answers to these questions and more are in store for you when you open today’s edition of the Gayly Prophet!If you like the show, please subscribe, rate and review it to help other folks find us!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.