The Gayly Planet: The Final Fronqueer | A Star Trek Podcast

In this episode we were joined by the wonderful Sarah Sarwar for discussions about how Crookshanks is a top and we all just need to accept that; how the tunnel to the Shrieking Shack is a metaphor for polyam relationships; Harry’s attachment style; how absolutely tragic this chapter is; and so much more. Find Sarah on Instagram Twitter. Join our sticker club!Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Introducing our new Patreon-exclusive Buffy the Vampire Slayer podcast, We Are The Gayers! In this mini version of our first episode, we are discussing Buffy season 4 episode 1, “The Freshmen” with all the depth, humor, ruthlessness, and horniness you’d expect from your favorite Chosen Queers. If you like what you hear, join us at Patreon for the full version and access to all future episodes! Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music credit: Stay The Course by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5048-stay-the-course License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 This episode’s transition music is “The Freshmen” by The Verve Pipe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We were joined for this chapter by the hosts of #Wizard Team, Bayana and Robyn, and we had so much to talk about that it had to be split into two episodes! Today, please enjoy part 2: in which we disavow Severus Snape, dive into the surprising complexities of Peter Pettigrew, and refuse to excuse plot holes on behalf of drama. Listen to #Wizard Team wherever you are listening to this podcast, and check out the rest of the incredible work that Black Girls Create does. They are also on twitter and Patreon. Our new Patreon-only Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, launches on Halloween! Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We were joined for this chapter by the hosts of #Wizard Team, Bayana and Robyn, and we had so much to talk about that it had to be split into two episodes! Today, please enjoy part 1: an ode to the most precious bean, deserver of all things good, bratty bottom of our hearts: Sirius Black. The fanfic instagram account Lark mentioned hazplupin Listen to #Wizard Team wherever you are listening to this podcast, and check out the rest of the incredible work that Black Girls Create does. They're also on twitter and Patreon.Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to The Gayly Prophet: Feelings Edition. Lark and Jessie each sat down with Madison Ford, the host of Beyond the Veil, for an interview about what it’s like to be queer Harry Potter podcasters in 2020. Please join us for this intimate behind-the-scenes conversation/ soul-bearing session. Listen to the full interview on our Patreon.Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We were so excited to welcome Prerna Abbi-Scanlon back to the show for this very gay and very political chapter! We talked about Wolfstar as OTP, Werewolves as allegories for disability, the witching healthcare system and its unfortunate similarities to our own, parasites, and wondered about what makes a new building haunted in the UK. Find Prerna’s work on instagram. Check out the Shoebox Project and the book Jessie mentioned, Reading Harry Potter: Critical Essays by Giselle Liza Anatol The song Parasites is by Daniel Kahn and the Painted Bird.Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we were so honored to have Tahirah Alexander Green back in the studio with us to discuss one of the most fraught chapters of Prisoner of Azkaban! Topics include: why can’t anyone just say what needs to be said?! Everyone is bleeding! Hermione really lets us down but Crookshanks is the bestest boi! Heavy political stuff! And more! Find Tahirah at Tahirah.art, on twitter, and check out a couple of their wonderful articles on the Rumpus and Electric Literature.Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you can’t even prevent a sunburn, what is the point of being magic? In what circumstance would one ever need to turn a teapot into a tortoise? Why is Scabbers in a jug of milk??? Why, why, why is Hogwarts such a terrible school??? All this and more in today’s edition of The Gayly Prophet! Thank you to our special guest on this episode, Theo Julien Forrester! Find him on instagram, or on the comics page of our website. Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our new podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For this episode we sat down with absolute LEGEND Chuck Tingle to talk about trans advocacy, autism, fighting scoundrels, the power of kindness, what his Hogwarts house would be, and more! This episode is a gift to humanity, and we can’t wait to share it with you. You don’t need to have read Harriet Porber or listened to our episode on it to enjoy this interview! Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s newspaper: Has there every been anything as satisfying as Hermione Granger and the day she was just OVER IT??? Why did we have to read EIGHT pages of Quidditch? Draco Malfoy sure is a real shithead, huh? Hagrid and Beaky had a Great Time In London, apparently?!? And, a revision of our reading of Ron Weasley! Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our new podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this very special edition of The Gayly Prophet, we read Chuck Tingle’s amazing, validating, beautiful, scathing Harry Potter satire, “Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus.” Like the book, this episode is exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. CW for lots and lots of sex talk. Things we reference that you might want to know more about: Rodeoh has a truly wonderful array of gear for trans men and trans masculine folks. The double ended realistic prosthetic is from Tantus (heads up, it only comes in one skin tone which is honestly unforgivable.) Podcast that ripped apart a Robert Galbraith novel: I Don’t Even Own a Television. Some comic books with trans characters that Lark reads: Lumberjanes, Saga, Rat Queens, The Witch Boy (not technically trans but very gender defiant and lovely), The Wicked and the Divine Shutter.Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to our very first guest episode! Join the hosts of Woke Doctor Who as they discuss race and representation in Harry Potter. These folks are basically the The Gayly Prophet of Doctor Who, so you’re guaranteed to love them. “Woke Doctor Who is a podcast about race and representation in Doctor Who with an Asian lady from DC and a Black lady from Baltimore.” Find them at wokedoctorwho.com and follow them on twitter. Huge thanks to all of you who are supporting us through TERFaggedon 2020. We see you, appreciate you, and love you. Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this bonus episode we answer your questions about gender and sexuality because it’s Pride month and we want to! We tackled questions about how to choose the right pronouns, what to do about internalized homophobia, crushes, polyamory, and more!Asexuality resources: https://www.scarleteen.com/article/relationships_sexual_identity_in_your_own_words/just_the_basics_ace_an_asexuality_primer https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/ace-kiku-h/ https://coolcurrybooks.tumblr.com/post/187108843908/asexual-spectrum-protagonists-in-science-fiction Queer IG accounts to follow for unlearning internalized homophobia:@TheGayChingy @WussyMag @HotMessbian@SummerBreezeBedard @AskASub2.0 @SapphicSigh@Gay_Girl_Ink@LeatherCoven @Gnat_Glitter_Kink@KolbyBrianne Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we spoke with Nora Rachel, a Mitigation Investigator who works to save the lives of those on death row. By mounting a mitigation defense for Voldemort, we discussed the impacts of trauma on childhood development, the importance of intervention, the power of neuroplasticity, and how transformative justice models can interrupt the cycles of abuse and trauma that lead to violence . At its heart, this is an episode about prison abolition, the need for community care systems, and the power of individuals to help heal the world. cw: mentions/discussions of child abuse, sexual assault, incest, animal abuse, the carceral system.For more information on transformative justice, check out Beyond Survival: Strategies and Stories from the Transformative Justice Movement, edited by Ejeris Dixon and Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha. Check out Nora's art.The queer kids show Nora mentioned is called All Together Now and you can check it out on youtube or the kickstarter. Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our new podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell!Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

JK Rowling’s claim that Lupin’s werewolfism is an allegory for HIV/AIDS is incredibly controversial. In this interview we spoke with Nicole Stagg, a nurse who formerly worked for both Planned Parenthood and Act Up, about why this take is inappropriate and poorly executed. Resources: https://thenib.com/sex-positive-d351b9f484a8/ https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/books/2016/09/remus-lupin-and-stigmatised-illness-why-lycanthropy-not-good-metaphor-hivaids https://splinternews.com/dear-j-k-rowling-being-a-werewolf-is-not-like-having-1793861772 https://www.salon.com/2016/09/12/j-k-rowlings-allegory-fail-werewolves-are-not-a-useful-metaphor-for-hivaids/ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hiv-infected-needle-attacks/ https://www.snopes.com/news/2014/09/25/stab-maybe/ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/slots-of-fun/ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sex-roulette/ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/aids-mary/ Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our new podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Breaking news! Lark approves of Snape’s behavior! Also, how great is Hagrid’s suit? What are the ethics of the Marauder’s Map, and is it more comparable to porn, Linux, or the Dark Web? What defines “dark magic” overall? Any why, WHY is Harry James Potter the actual worst in this chapter? Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our new podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did Fred and George steal that food from Honeydukes? Did no one tell Sir Cadogan not to let Sirius Black into the common room? Should Hermione apologize to Ron? How did Percy and Penelope settle their bet? (hint: not with money) And why, why, WHY is Harry allowed to use a Firebolt in a school Quidditch match??? Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our new podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! The song we are now calling “Draco’s Theme” is “It’s Tough to have a Crush (when the boy doesn’t feel the same way you do)” by OK GO. Note: I edited the first and second verses together to make it as pure Draco as possible! Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Breaking news, Hermione needs better friends! Also: Can anyone just mail order anything and have the money taken out of someone else’s vault? Has there ever been a good epilogue? Do boggarts actually become the thing they’re impersonating? Can you imagine how incredible History of Magic would have been in the hands of a competent teacher??? All this and more in today’s edition of The Gayly Prophet! If you like this show, be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our new podcast where we read and discuss Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Find it on our website or subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts! Info about our mutual aid fund drive can be found on our website also. Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to episode one of EsGAYpe From Reality, our new quarantine (Queerantine?) podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! This week we are discussing chapters one and two, if you want to read along with us (which you do!). If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to the show on apple podcasts, stitcher, or spotify, or contact us to have it added to your fave podcast app! Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music in this episode: Professor and the Plant by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4244-professor-and-the-plant License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What, exactly, is the relationship between Professors McGonagall and Trelawney? Has there ever been a more awkward work gathering than this Hogwarts Christmas Lunch? Should Hagrid quit Hogwarts to open an animal sanctuary? (yes) What is the point of being a witch if your socks still get wet in the snow? Plus, the public demands that Hagrid be given a dragon immediately! Open this week’s edition of The Gayly Prophet to read all about it! Our new podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell, EsGAYpe From Reality, comes out on April 14th! Subscribe now. Do it. Mutual aid fund drive info is on the website. Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some trans lesbian fluff for TDOV, because we love you, we love trans folks, we love love, and we love talking about Hagrid and Madam Maxime going camping! Info on our fundraising campaign is on our website. esGAYpe from reality is coming soon! Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who would have guessed that Professor Flitwick is a dandy? Hagrid is really an exemplary Sagittarius, isn’t she? What if Peter Pettigrew was just another one of the Marauders, instead of a tagalong? Where are all the hogs in Hogsmeade? Plus, the premier of the trailer for the biggest action packed film of the summer, Escape From Azkaban! Read all about it in this episode of The Gayly Prophet! To participate in our fundraiser, please check out this twitter post or instagram post. Find the instagram of the kid who rates shirley temples. To get freaked out about getting hypnotized while having surgery (it’s okay! Just wear headphones!) read this New Yorker article.Check out our website for  merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music in this episode: The Descent by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4490-the-descent License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Sapphire Isle by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4318-sapphire-isle License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello loves. The world is scary right now, so we are here to offer you some escapism in the form of The Queerbler—usually a Patreon exclusive, The Queerbler is fanfic that we make up on the spot! This one is called Harry Potter 2 Fast 2 Furious, and it’s the very first one we ever made. We think you’ll love it! Find more episodes of The Queerbler at Patreon. Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "Gaslamp Funworks" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We were joined this week by none other than Vanessa Zoltan, co-host of Harry Potter and the Sacred Text, to discuss Chapter 10 of Prisoner of Azkaban, The Marauder’s Map! In this episode: Is attendance the one thing Hogwarts is actually concerned about? Are dementors an allegory for capitalism? Should Vanessa and Jessie have a double wedding with Fred and George Weasley? Plus, Grims, Werewolves, and Hinkypunks! Find Harry Potter and the Sacred Text on twitter and instagram Find Vanessa on Twitter and Instagram.Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How did it take us so long to realize that there’s a secret gay bar in Hogsmead? Why the heck did Dumbledore leave CHILDREN in charge of protecting the whole Hogwarts student body while all of the teachers went to search for Sirius Black? Will Snape ever reach peak awful, or will he continue to surprise us with new depths of horribleness forever? Why is Quidditch so freaking dangerous? All this and more in today’s edition of The Gayly Prophet!Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Were you today years old when you realized that the ghosts of Hogwarts have to practice their Halloween feast routine ahead of time? How did Severus Snape manage to get even more cruel since the last chapter? Who sends a muggle to search for a murderous wizard all by himself??? (Dumbledore, that’s who.) Is Crookshanks the true hero of this book? Find out in today’s episode of The Gayly Prophet!Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!"Almost New" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Remember when JKR wrote Drarry slash right into the text? What is a boggart and what does it want? Has there ever been a better teacher than Professor R.J. Lupin? Has there ever been a worse teacher than Professor Snape? Find out in today’s episode of The Gayly Prophet!We were joined this week by Madison Ford on the Beyond the Veil podcast, which you should absolutely check out on Mugglenet.com, on instagram and facebook! The song in this episode was Hufflepunx by Boom Boom Racoon-- a scrappy, acoustic DIY ska punk trio from Bristol, UK. Find them on bandcamp, facebook, and instagram.Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Birthday to us! It’s been one year since we started this project, and this is the 50th episode we’ve put out! Holy moly! If you aren’t sure what’s going on with JK Rowling, check out these articles in Vox and in Slate. You can also find all of our content about it on our socials. The clip about Hagrid and the unicorns was from episode 18. Hagrid is a Beautiful Trans Woman, an interview with Mey Rude. Make a donation and help keep our work going. You can also get a Make Harry Potter Even Gayer 2020 sticker!Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsCheck out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are Snape and Trelawney besties? How do hippogriffs work? Are Grims real, or witch superstition? How many sentences that sound like euphemisms but aren’t can we fit into one episode? Listen now to find out!references: OG movie of a horse runningreading tea leaves link horse color chart Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless ProductionsMusic from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Music: "Phantom from Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Where, exactly is the pocket that Ron keeps Scabbers in? How many times can we go completely off-topic in one episode? What a difference having an adult on the Hogwarts express makes, eh? What's up with Dementors, really? This and more in today's edition of The Gayly Prophet. Check out Queers Next Door wherever you get your podcasts! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In an interview that will bewitch your ears and ensnare your senses, we sat down with Hannah McGregor, cohost of the podcast Witch Please! We talked about why queers love Harry Potter, why chickadees are wonderful, why Hannah hates Gryffindors, and so much more. This interview was honestly a delight and we are so happy to be able to share it with you all! Find Hannah on twitter and instagram @hkpmcgregor Find her podcast, Secret Feminist Agenda, at secretfeministagenda.com Find Witch Please at ohwitchplease.ca Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A politics-free chapter? Can anyone even believe it? Also, how big is Crookshanks? And how gay is the moment in which Hermione acquires him? And, why does a broom need to go 150mph? And… other stuff. Like, a lot of other stuff. Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look: we have questions about the Knight Bus. Lots of them. Also some thoughts about laws, class markers, when it’s acceptable to leave a child unattended for weeks on end, and why they cast the wrong dog to play Sirius in the movies, but really, we just want to talk about the Knight Bus. Follow Yana on Twitter @APrismUncovered Please support us on Patreon! We will draw your face! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A new book, a new Privet Drive chapter so sad it needs a special theme song. An episode with nothing but a politics section. A reminder to join us on Patreon so we can keep making this podcast! you get a portrait of your beautiful self when you join! Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are kicking off season 3 with a very special guest! We were joined for this episode by comic artist and all around rad human, Maia Kobabe. Find links to eir work below! In today’s newspaper: Wow, Wendelin sure was kinky, huh? Are loose floorboards a real thing? What the heck is Bill’s job about? And most importantly, PENS! Find Maia online at redgoldsparkspress.com and on instagram and tumblr @redgoldsparks Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Evil March" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the first installment of our study into the intersections of people’s patronuses (patroni?) and their most deeply held identities! Let’s dig into some research! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time for our analysis of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets through the lens of the tarot major arcana! We were joined once again by Autostraddle’s Sarah Sarwar, aka the voice of our spoiler warning, who fills in for all the tarot-novices out there! You don’t need to know anything about tarot to enjoy this episode! Find Sarah on instagram @Sarwarrior and on twitter @sarsquared Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lark’s season two recap song is finally here! Today’s Headlines: Despite Witch NSA having full knowledge of all goings-on at Hogwarts, two 12 year olds were forced to battle you-know-who and a f*cking basilisk all by themselves! NSA leader Albus Dumbledore was quoted as saying, “look, just because I can be everywhere at once doesn’t mean I can be everywhere at once, okay?” Front Page: What did Ginny catch Percy and Penelope doing??? Politics: Lucious Malfoy, get yourself together! NSA watch: Dumbledore sure knows a lot about what’s going on here! Corrections: Journals don’t fit in socks! Advertisements: Hogwarts needs a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher—could it be you? Find all of this and loads more in today’s episode of The Gayly Prophet! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Hiss" is to the tune of "Yeah" by Usher, created using a karaoke track. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s headlines: Teen shocked, just absolutely shocked by dramatic anagram reveal! Front Page: Goths! Goths! Goths! Editorials: Harry flung his wand away! Health and Science: Phoenixes! Personals: Don’t leave me on read! Corrections: Things that a 12 year old shouldn’t be able to lift! This and so much more on today’s episode of Catfish! I mean The Gayly Prophet! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Hogwarts Recklessly Endangers Students for a Year then acts surprised when someone dies! Sources said, “Honestly, f*ck that school.” Front Page: Lark praises Snape for the second time! What is the world coming to?! Editorials: Lockhart is still the worst! Classifieds: The basilisk is so hungry! Education: Has Harry learned anything useful this year? Maybe not! Corrections: ALL OF THE CORRECTIONS. THIS IS ALL INCORRECT. Read all about this and just so much more in this extremely long episode of The Gayly Prophet! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Giant Spiders nearly murder local teens but no one was available to cover the story because f*ck that. Front Page: Ernie MacMillan models excellent accountability skills! Education: It’s really time to close down Hogwarts, now, guys! Editorials: This spider situation is a big nope! Health and Science: Invasive spiders take over the Forbidden Forest! Classifieds: ISO a wife All this and so, so much more in this week’s edition of The Gayly Prophet! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Public invited to an interpretive dance off between the Ministry of Magic and the Hogwarts board of governors—the winner will claim the title of most corrupt organization of 1993! Front Page: Just how many monsters can Hogwarts hold? All of them, Ron. All of them. Politics: This. World. Is. So. Corrupt. Personals: In the arrrrrrrrms of the annnngel… far awayyyyyy from here…. Sports: Quidditch is cancelled! Education: Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Someone help these children choose their classes! All this and oodles more to be found in the week’s newspaper! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Foolish boy interacts with obviously cursed object despite repeated warnings against it! Front Page: Can you buy a normal diary in the Witching world? Do all muggles who marry witches have to live without electricity forever? This Valentine’s Day party sounds pretty great, tbh! Editorials: Harry, why are you doing this? Politics: Filch Human Rights Violation Watch! Mandrakes are People Watch! Education: Lockhart, aka This F*cking Guy! Classifieds: Validate me, baby. Health and Science: Ghost death? Discover all this and more in today’s issue of The Gayly Prophet! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s headlines: In fitting twist of fate, ringleader of nonsense scheme, “Operation Polyjuice” is accidentally transformed into a cat. Her followers reported that they were honestly shocked that this was the only thing that went wrong with this utterly terrible plan. Front Page: Penelope + Percy in the dungeon! Fred and George are truly heroes! Geez, Malfoy, could you be any more obvious with this crush?! Politics: Fat Shaming! Polyjuice potion is very unethical! Witch NSA watch! Editorials: HERMIONE WHY??? Read all about this and more in this week’s episode! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s headlines: Hogwarts school to remain open despite the fact that students are in obvious peril! when questioned, most parents claimed that a prolonged state of terror and uncertainty builds character. The Front Page: Let’s be honest about the actual use of a swelling solution. Editorials: Ron! Get your wand fixed! Politics: Leave. Neville. Alone. Education: Who in the world authorized this dueling club??? And our first Horoscopes section! All this and ever so much more can be found in today’s episode! Support us on Patreon to get access to the Rip Tear Kill music video!!!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Hogwarts quidditch coach under scrutiny for failure to do literally any part of her job Front Page: Colin’s crush on Harry is intense! Lockhart is a dandy for the ages! Editorials: Hermione, we really aren’t sure about this plan… What is Hermione’s rising sign? Politics: House Elves Sports: Quidditch! It’s terrible! Education: Why can’t anyone at this school do their jobs? All this and so much more in today’s episode! Support us on Patreon for access to all kinds of goodies!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Hogwarts revealed to be all kinds of unsafe for children! Parents are shockingly unfazed by this information, sources say the general public response is, “ah, f*ck 'em.” Front Page: Does the basilisk shoot fire from its eyes? Editorials: Hermione, what are you doing?! Politics: Gendered bathrooms are trash! Education: Lockhart should have fled to muggle society and joined the original Queer Eye cast! Health and Science: We are still confused about witching photos! Read all about it in this week’s episode!Support us on Patreon to get access to the Rip Tear Kill music video!!!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Headlines: Muggle Abuse at Hogwarts: Public outraged to learn that a single muggle is responsible for the janitorial services for the entire castle despite being the only person there who cannot perform magic! Front Page: This goth party is everything we want. Politics: Filch Human Rights Violation Watch! Editorials: OMG Nick’s botched execution! Health and Science: Ghosts! Today’s episode starts off with a PSA about white dreads. Find some links to the stuff we talk about below: https://everydayfeminism.com/2015/07/corn-rows-appropriation/ https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/21/nyregion/andrew-johnson-wrestler-dreadlocks.html https://www.huffpost.com/entry/black-hair-discrimination_l_5c746ea5e4b03a10c230c2ad?guccounter=1 Support us on Patreon to get access to the Rip Tear Kill music video!!!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester.  Music from https://filmmusic.io "Graveyard Shift" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s headlines: Parents Outraged By Hogwarts’ Quidditch Policy Which Requires Students To Supply Their Own Brooms—School Claims Inequity “Builds Character” The Front Page: 90s Alt Rock! Drama Gay Draco! Education: OMG this school. Politics: Human rights violations! Racism! Ableism! Editorials: Lockhart aka this f*cking guy Sports: Calm down, Oliver! Health and Science: How do these photos work?! Dear Hedwig, this guy is obsessed with me—how can I get him to back off? Open this week’s paper to read all about it! Support us on Patreon to get access to the Rip Tear Kill music video!!!Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Summon the Rawk" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The title says it all! This episode has nothing to do with Harry Potter and everything to do with how we came to be so very queer. !!!Content warnings for unsupportive parents and general human suckiness around the subject of queerness and transness. Find the article about JKR at https://www.themarysue.com/jk-rowling-transphobic-follows/ Listen to the song about Lark’s wedding here Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more!Follow us on instagram Logo by Theo Julien Forrester. Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.