The Complete Guide to Everything

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good… to listen to? Well, you’re in luck because this week’s episode is a humdinger all about trick or treating! We talk about tricks, treats, souling, the strange, heavily Canadian history of trick or treating and kick off Halloween Month on The Complete Guide to Everything.quip starts at just $25 and if you go to getquip.com/guide right now, you get your first refill pack for FREE with a quip electric toothbrushThis episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Head to squarespace.com/GUIDE for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, use the offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The two of us can't get enough meats, cheeses and prepared salads. And that's why we spend most of our times in delis. This week we're talking about what makes delis so dang delicious.This episode is sponsored by Robinhood. They're giving listeners a FREE stock like Apple, Ford or Sprint to help build your portfolio. Sign up at guide.robinhood.com.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tipping. Gratuity. A means to show “gratitude” through the universal language of cold, hard cash. This week we’re talking all about tipping. How to do it. When to do it. Why to do it. As expected, Tim attacks Tom’s character with no evidence throughout this episode. Also we solve a listener problem from a guy who doesn’t want to run into his land owner and his wife in the kitchen every 15 minutes. It makes more sense in the episode.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Predator is a vicious alien that hunts people for sport and that Tom loves talking about. This week we discuss the Predator franchise, but mostly about the first classic movie full of all your favorite musclebound hunks.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Macrowaves? NO! Microwaves! They’re a type of wave that can kinda cook food or make it hot at least and they’re what we’re talking about this week. Like most episodes, this is another one where we just can’t stop talking about magnetrons. We also talk about inflation and damaging your DNA.This week’s episode is sponsored by MyBookie. Visit MyBookie Online today and use the promo code GUIDE when creating your account to match your deposit dollar for dollar.This week’s episode is sponsored by Bluechew. Visit bluechew.com and get your first shipment free when use promo code GUIDE. Just pay $5 shipping.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you thought we covered everything there was to know about Netflix on last week's episode, you're dead wrong. (Mostly because we just talked about Blockbuster Video for the most part.) This week we're talking more about Netflix, specifically their millions and millions of original series. Also, Tom is dealing with a serious refrigerator issue.This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Head to squarespace.com/GUIDE for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, use the offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.We're also sponsored by MyBookie. Visit MyBookie Online today and use the promo code GUIDE when creating your account to match your deposit dollar for dollar.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re talking Netflix baby! Actually we talk a lot about Blockbuster video too, but Blockbuster can’t compete with the newest idea: DVDs in the mail! They’ve also got this crazy idea about streaming video that might just be wacky enough to work. Also we solve a problem about a nuisance cousin following a listener around the world.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We bet you think salads are just boring bowls of lettuce and other stuff you'd never want to eat under normal circumstances. And guess what? You're wrong. Well, half wrong. This week we're talking about all the different types of salad out there and some of the salads we discuss may shock you. Also, Tim has the summertime blues and we talk about Tom's diving prowess.Come see us at the London Podcast Festival on September 14th 2018. Tickets at tcgte.com/live!For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’re talking all about walking… FAST that is. That’s right: running. You’ve heard about it, you’ve thought about it, you’ve maybe even seen other people doing it and thought: hey, that looks like fun but where would I even start? Here. Here is where you would start. Along with running, we also talk about the Lockhorns, Tim never having had the wind knocked out of him and we answer a question about Chipotle in France.Mack Weldon will be the most comfortable underwear, socks, shirts, undershirts, hoodies and sweat pants and more that you will ever wear. For 20% off your first order, visit mackweldon.com and enter promo code: GUIDE at checkout.A second TCGTE show has been added to the London Podcast Festival! Tickets on sale now for Friday, Sept. 14 at 7pm @ tcgte.com/live For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Tom Cruise the world's greatest movie star? You bet your butt he is, and this week we're talking about his movies, his magnetic personality and his crazy ride on that glamorous roller coaster we call Tinseltown (Hollywood, California). We also talk about whether Cameron Diaz is retired, question whether Katie Holmes speaks in Stevie Wonder lyrics and finally address Tim Robbins' height.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imagine going to a place to drink and instead being bombarded with questions. Welcome to the world of Bar Trivia, aka Pub Quizzes.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, we're not gonna sugarcoat it: considering the state of affairs in the world today, we need to talk about some serious stuff. This week we delve into the current political climate and discuss the big topics on everybody's mind.This episode is sponsored by LightStream. Our listeners can get an additional interest rate discount on top of LightStream's already low rates by going to lightstream.com/complete.We're also sponsored this week by Quip. Get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush if you go to quip.com/guide.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Security breach! Security breach! Haha, just kidding! This week we're talking all about how to keep things secure. Look, we both had different ideas about what the topic "Security" would entail, but in the end this is mostly just us arguing about a machine that hard boils eggs.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's hot outside! We're talking about all the things: how to beat the heat, what kind of fans exist and stuff that happens in pools. Also, Tom tells one of his famous "Only In New York" stories and we solve a problem from a listener about pants!This week's episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and when you're ready to launch use the offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bing! Pow! Kabloey! You guessed it, this week we’re talking about fireworks. With the Fourth of July right around the corner, you need to know how to buy fireworks, light fireworks or at the very least watch fireworks. This week’s episode covers all of that and a story about tree sap.quip starts at just $25 and if you go to getquip.com/guide right now, you’ll get your first refill pack FREE with a QUIP electric toothbrush.Lower the interest rate on your credit card debt with a Credit Card Consolidation Loan from LightStream. Get an additional interest rate discount on top of LightStream’s already low rates at lightstream.com/complete Subject to credit approval. Rate includes 0.50% AutoPay discount. Terms and conditions apply and offers are subject to change without notice. Visit lightstream.com for more information.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are lots of different types of movie theaters, and in this episode we discuss some of 'em! We also talk about MoviePass, the perils of popcorn and brushing your teeth at work. (That last thing doesn't have much to do with movie theaters.)London! Come see us live in London as part of the London Podcast Festival on September 15. Get tickets at tcgte.com/liveFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roll the dice! Spin the wheel! Pull the lever! That’s right, it’s casino time. The most depressing places on earth can sometimes also be the most fun. This week we’re talking all about how to win big and avoid the pit boss at all costs.London! We’re coming to see you as part of the London Podcast Festival at Kings Place. Tickets are on sale now at tcgte.com/live for our one and only London show on September 15th at 9:30pm. Grab ‘em while they’re hot!Also be sure to check out our friends’ new-ish podcast, The BrainFood Show. The BrainFood Show is a podcast brought to you by the team behind the wildly popular TodayIFoundOut YouTube channel. The podcast does deep dives into historical curiosities- everything from how famed enlightenment thinker Voltaire made his fortune by helping to rig the lottery to that time Julius Caesar was captured by pirates and the hilarity that ensued… on iTunes at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-brainfoodshow/id1350586459 For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In anticipation of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, we're looking back at the movie that started it all (well, if you ask Tom he claims the book is better): 1993's Jurassic Park.This episode is sponsored by quip. Go to getquip.com/guide to get your first refill pack free with a quip electric toothbrush.We're also brought to you by Audible. Start a 30 day trial and your first audiobook is free. Go to audible.com/guide or text "guide" to 500-500.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grifts! Confidence Tricks! Long cons! Short cons! It’s all covered to varying degrees this week and Tim reveals the titles of the 11 movies he’s seen.This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's that time of year again, when we welcome a new crop of grads to the world. This week, Tim and Tom talk graduation ceremonies, the graduation songs we all know and love and the experience of leaving school and never looking back. Also, Tim is very tired for some reason.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’re talking all about the royals. Kings, queens, princes, princesses, all of that nonsense because guess what: one of them is getting married! To an American! Also, the results are in from the TCGTE Best Place to Live 2018 contest.ForHims.com - A one-stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get a trial month of hims for just $5 today right now at forhims.com/guidequip starts at just $25 and if you go to getquip.com/guide right now, you’ll get your first refill pack FREE with a QUIP electric toothbrush.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's another week of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems! Listeners sent in their problems and we're gonna solve 'em!This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’re concentrating 100% on solving the romance problems of our listeners, because we’re good listeners. And answerers.This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lunch: the ol' second meal of the day that people can't seem to get enough of. This week, we're digging in on lunch. Also, Tom receives a birthday gift.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The end of an era is almost upon us as Marvel’s Phase 3 comes to the beginning of the end with Avengers: Infinity War. This week we’re offering a valuable primer to anyone who does know their Spider-Man from their Spider-Ham so you can go into the movie theater not wondering who the hell all these people are. There are no spoilers in this episode for Infinity War, lots of spoilers for every movie leading up to it.ForHims.com- A one-stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get a trial month of hims for just $5 today right now at forhims.com/guide.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom loves this video game Fortnite Battle Royale so much that he insisted on talking about it for an hour. So that's what we're doing this week.This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whether you call them French Fries, Freedom Fries, chips or just potatoes, this week they’re what we’re talking about. Tim gives his top 11 tops of French Fries, we discuss the various toppings available and Tom issues an apology for last week’s episode.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We devote an episode to celebrating the work of Steven Spielberg, a dreamer of dreams, on the eve of the most anticipated film of his career. So sit back, relax and prepare to learn all about Jaws and the rest from two guys who know a thing or two about Hollywood. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Et tu, Geoffrey? This week we’re talking about everyone’s favorite toy store being shut down, as well as a discussion of liquidating vs. liquifying. We also solve a listener problem about how to make friends at work when you’re stuffed off in a corner.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Helloooooo basketball fans! This week, a couple of basketballers will tell you the best way to fill out your March Madness brackets, and explain the fundamentals of college basketball to all you noobs out there. We also solve a problem from a fella who has a million nightmare roommates.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we're talking all about the 50th state: Hawaii. It's a place Tim recently went to without inviting Tom where he almost died numerous times. In this episode we forget to talk about Don Ho, a mistake that will haunt both of us to our graves.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hooray for Hollywood! That's kind of our unofficial motto around here, and this week we finally make good on it.Tim recounts his recent trip to Universal Studios in Hollywood, California, we both detail our long history with the park and in case you're worried we wouldn't talk about the RIDES and ATTRACTIONS, let us tell you this: we talk about the RIDES and ATTRACTIONS.This episode is sponsored by Warby Parker. Head to warbyparker.com/guide to order your free home try-on box.This episode is also sponsored by ZipRecruiter. Our listeners can try ZipRecruiter for free at ziprecruiter.com/complete.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time once again for the stars to come out in Hollywood! This week we're talking about The Oscars themselves, who will win and who will go home feeling like a complete and utter loser. Also we discuss MoviePass, a scam you should get in on before it's too late!For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn about hotels from two jet setters who have stayed at their share of swanky places, believe me. From Motel 6 to the Ritz Carlton, we cover it all and even offer a free continental breakfast (ha ha, just kidding). Also, Tom's hoarse from Billy Joel karaoke and Tim gets a rare bout of FOMO.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valentines Day is right around the corner, so we’re here just in time to tell you all about how to be very romantic. Also, an update on the plan to start sending all of our garbage into outer space.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all love tea, right? A little bit of the ol' leaves in water? Well, steep yourself a cup, strap in and listen to two tea fans talk tea. From green to black, hot to iced, we cover it all! Also: an app recommendation that will remind you about death.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wanna get rich? Then sit back and let us tell you the fastest, easiest way to get richer than you ever imagined: CRYPTOCURRENCY. This week we blab about bitcoin and blockchain, and Tom details how the crypto boom is changing his life. We also talk about roller coasters, tech bros and the best way to hide lewd pictures in your home.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn all about the rules of the road from two ol’ road warriors who themselves are Master Drivers.. There’s also a discussion of the plot of the hot new movie Regarding Henry and Tim proposes turning Tom into a baby through surgery and then adopting him.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Looking to lose a bunch of weight without doing any work? Great news! It's totally possible. There are these things called "fad diets" that work like a charm. You can tell because we've tried a few and we're in great shape! So listen up as we go through some popular fad diets and explain exactly how they work, and get ready to see immediate weight loss results. Also, we talk about what the proper etiquette is when a millennial takes your picture on the subway.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe! This week we’re talking about Tom’s favorite muscular hunk from when he was a child. Also, Tim gives his honest thoughts about Muppet Babies and we both with Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz a happy wedding anniversary.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PRO TIP: Start listening to this episode on December 31st at 11:46:08 to ring in the New Year with us!Join us as we say goodbye to 2017, and welcome 2018 which is sure to be much better. We'll give you some things to look forward to in the new year, like the Olympics, a royal wedding and a weird spaceflight thing. We'll also give you our expert predictions for what celebrities will have a big 2018 and provide some important information for the elderly.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week our colleagues at the New York Times blow the lid off of a secret Pentagon program investigating Unidentified Flying Objects and we’re here to report on their reporting. Also Tim is very hungry and we sing some Christmas carols for you, the listener.Glowing Auras and ‘Black Money’: The Pentagon’s Mysterious U.F.O. ProgramFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Snakes! Some people love 'em, some people hate 'em, but we can all agree on one thing: those things sure can slither! This week we discuss all things snake, but first Tom has a thrilling encounter with his old mailman.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Looking for something for everyone on your list? Well you've come to the right place, as long as what you're looking for is one of the handful of children's toys we talk about. We also solve a listener problem concerning moving across country to live with your girlfriend and their three polyamorous roommates.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These boys are bonkers for Broadway! This week Tim and Tom discuss all the Broadway shows they've seen, including Tim's recent trip to Hamilton, the popular rapping musical about history. Tom also talks about his track and field prowess and we debate whether cartoon animals are better than real-life animals.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom has a crappy week this week where he breaks bones, has the mailman ring his doorbell close to the Witching Hour itself, and gets ripped off on a Bigfoot documentary. Then the guys decide to spend an hour of their lives solving the problems of others as a way to give back.This week they solve a problem of a boy with a crush on an older lady, a librarian whose name no one can remember, and a student who doesn’t want his dad to open a fast food restaurant at his college.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apparently, some of the most popular superheroes–including Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman–have gotten together and made a movie! This week we'll talk about that movie, as well as the history of this so-called league of justice, or Justice League, and its members.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’re Talkin’ Tacos with Tim and Tom. You’ll hear all about the saddest meal Tom’s ever made, the Top Ten Tacos Tips and Toppings, and Tom’s off-brand Pac-Man sheets.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nintendo's main dude Mario has a new game out, and we're talkin' about it. But if you think we're just gonna cover Super Mario Odyssey, you're so wrong it's pathetic. From Donkey Kong to the Super Mario Brothers Super Show, you'll learn literally everything there is to know about the original Super Man, Mario. But first, we talk for about 20 minutes about a burrito.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The final terrifying week of Oct-BOO-SCARE, the scariest month of the year. Before we talk scary though, bring your kids in the room to hear Tim’s tale of seeing the gang from Sesame Street out in the real world. Then send your kids out of the room when we talk all about the process of eliminating demons from possessed people!For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.