The Complete Guide to Everything

Look, we all know the wheels on the bus go round and round. And of course, that the wipers on the bus go "swish, swish, swish." And it's common knowledge that the horn on the bus goes "beep, beep, beep." And obviously, the babies on the bus go "wahhh, wahhh, wahhh." Don't worry, we're not even gonna waste your time discussing that amateur bus knowledge. This ain't Bus 101, folks. Also, Tom describes a Netflix series he recently watched at length.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time for some pillow talk, but not the kind you’re thinking of, perv. We’re talking ABOUT pillows, not ON pillows. Also we discuss card counting and what it takes to beat the pit boss.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben is back, baby! The star of Reindeer Games and some other movies is having a moment, and once again, everybody has Affleck Fever, including us. And despite Tom's best efforts, we don't just talk about how he played Batman in a couple movies.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Complete Guide Summer Series continues with everyone’s favorite summer condiment: ketchup. You can literally put it on everything, but should you? Be sure to stay tuned after the first half for a scintillating discussion about the physics of ketchup that you won’t wanna miss.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The billionaires are going space! Kinda. For a couple minutes at a time. And they're just doing it for their own egos, not for any kind of useful reason. But we talk about it anyway, because what else is going on?For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Summertime and the GRILLING is easy? This week we’re talking about everyone’s favorite way to cook outside when the weather is nice: grilling. Despite what you may have read on a fancy pants Business website, grilling is GOOD, and we’re gonna tell you why. Also a lot of discussion about Sigourney Weaver.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Pentagon released a report about UFOs (which apparently are called UAP now), and this has gotten Tom in quite a tizzy. He takes us step by step through all the wacky hijinks those extraterrestrials are getting up to here on earth, according to the United States government.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so why not start your day off by feeding yourself garbage? McDonalds used to be the only breakfast game in town, but move over, because Burger King, Taco Bell and Wendy’s are all now vying for the crown.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All of Gen Z is going gaga over TikTok, so naturally it's time for two old millennials to weigh in on it. This week we try to make sense of this app that confuses us quite a bit, and see if we can start a war between generations.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As part of The Complete Guide to Everything Fun in the Sun Summer Series, this week we’re talking about Swimming. From oceans to pools, there isn’t a body of water these guys haven’t gone swimming been swimming in before. Also a discussion about Tim’s greatest fear and A Quiet Place Part 2, now in theaters.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After over a decade of weekly episodes featuring a vast array of topics, we're finally covering the topic everyone has been waiting for: socks. You wear them on your feet every single day, but what do you really know about socks?Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we do a deep dive into the theory that Sir Paul McCartney died in a car crash over 50 years ago and was replaced with an imposter by those dastardly Beatles. Also we discuss the golden age of garbage television that was Fox in the late 90’s.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back recording in the same room together for the first time in over a year, so we decided to cover a topic that would get us all riled up. This week we're talking about the richest people in history, who coincidentally also happen to be the biggest sociopaths ever.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nowadays they got a Hall of Fame for just about everything, even the very concept of Rock and Roll. This week we discuss the newest entrants into the R&R HOF as well as a lil’ bit of history about the hall itself and why the hell it’s in Cleveland, Ohio. Also Tom discuss some upcoming alien news everyone should keep an eye out for.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With all that's going on in the world these days, the one thing literally everybody can agree on is that the funniest thing on earth is when three buffoons mercilessly hurt each other on purpose. This week we're talking about The Three Stooges, a really weird act when you think about it. We also go to great lengths to avoid the Noid.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The world is slowly getting back to normal and we can all agree the thing we miss most is buffets. This week we discuss the various types of all-you-can-eat schemes and offer some pro tips on how to absolutely gorge yourself. Also Tom goes away to the woods for the weekend and Tim peruses the Buffalo Wild Wings website.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Tom's 40th birthday, and he's officially "over the hill" which means he's closer to his death than to his birth, a funny concept that everyone makes jokes about when someone turns forty. To deal with this terrifying milestone, Tom shares some wisdom he's picked up over his four long decades on earth.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After last week’s man cave discussion, we (Tom) decided we should continue the conversation with a frank talk about Arcade Games. We run through some of our favorite arcade games of all time, take a trip down memory lane to The Ground Round, and Tom shares his tales of arcade humiliation and triumph that travel the world all the way to Tokyo, Japan.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Where can a man go to escape the hustle and bustle of modern life (and get away from his family)? Why, a weird cave thing that he built himself. This week, two men who will never have enough space in their homes to build a man cave for themselves discuss what they think other guys do with their space and imagine what it's like watching a movie in George Lucas's private theater.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marijuana (aka “Grass”) is officially legal in New York and all it took was our governor desperately looking to change the conversation from the multiple credible allegations that have been made against him! This week we’re talking all about God’s Herb and the new laws that are now in effect in the state of New York.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever have to drive (or be a passenger) for a long time? Well, my friend, you had yourself a long drive. This week we're talking about sitting in a car for a long time and being bored. We also discuss the new Justice League movie and go on an unexpected tangent about gross novelty items. Sorry.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From lakes to oceans, glasses to jugs, Water has taken the world by storm. But how much do you really know these clear, mysterious beverage? Also we solve a listener problem concerning their obnoxious neighbor complaining about their struggle to survive and Tom uses his influence as a podcaster to get vaccinated.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spring is (almost) upon us, and who better to discuss it than two middle aged men who don't go outside all that much?Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all know all about fungible tokens, but what about non-fungible ones? From Kings of Leon to Grimes, everyone’s getting in on the latest crypto-craze: NFTs. But what the hell are they? This week we attempt to poorly explain it, plus Tim unveils his latest ideas for the child actor business.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They sent another robot to Mars and don't worry, we're all over it it. This week we discuss the Mars 2020 mission and the Perseverance rover in detail, providing invaluable analysis to the scientific community. But first, a tale of infidelity as overheard at a coffee shop.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the immortal words of Steven Quincy Urkel, “Got any cheese?” We sure do this week as we discuss one of the best kinds of foods there is, cheese. From stinky to mild, we don’t hold any of our thoughts back.BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor betterhelp.com/guideSakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to sakara.com/guide or enter code GUIDE at checkout. Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two broken men reminisce about the times we were able to spend time inside bars with friends. In the decade we've been recording this podcast, this is the closest we've come to crying during an episode.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No, we’re not talking about the frozen treat from Dairy Queen. Well, okay, we do talk about Dairy Queen Blizzards for a while but then we do talk about the natural phenomena known as blizzards. We had one this week in New York and we all found out how much a blizzard can change your life when you’re already not really allowed to go outside and do anything anyway.We’ve got new merch! Head over to tcgte.com/merch to grab yours today!BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor betterhelp.com/guideAdvertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A video game store has been in the news lately, although not because of video games and not really because of the store either. This week, we're talking about GameStop, and Tom tries to explain the stock market with very limited success. We also solve a problem from a listener looking for love in all the wrong places.For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The MCU is back baby, and now it’s in television form! This week we discuss the first two episodes of the first Disney+ Marvel TV show WandaVision. Also Tim and Tom discuss their new hobbies.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all know the famous phrase "new year, new problems" and 2021 is no exception. This week, in an effort to give back to our audience, we're solving listener problems, like a couple of Frasier Cranes.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This. Is. Jeopardy! The perennial favorite of Tim and geriatrics everywhere, this week we’re taking about the show and celebrating the life of the late Alex Trebek. Also Tom’s ticket streak ends and we have an unsponsored conversation about wiper blades.Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to sakara.com/guide or enter code GUIDE at checkout.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's cold outside (in a lot of places), so why not drink something warm? This week we're talking about all the hot bevs that all the cool kids love: coffee, cider, cocoa and the rest. Also, prepare yourself for a food revolution, as Tim unveils his signature sandwich.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timstradomus and Nostrathomas return to give a glimpse of the upcoming year 2021 and what it will bring.Begin this podcast at 10:54:37 PM on December 31st to ring in the New Year with Tim & Tom precisely (-ish) at Midnight!New TCGTE Merch is now available at tcgte.com/merchAdvertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the holiday season, so we're discussing the movie that everybody's talking about: the 1990 family film Home Alone. If you haven't seen it, go watch it because this probably won't make a lot of sense unless you've seen it. Also, it's a good movie so you should probably watch it anyway.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Cyberpunk 2077 week but that doesn’t mean we can’t start off by talking a little about the holidays and Tom’s adventure into Manhattan for the first time in 9 months. Also this week Tom explains the basic idea of video games to Tim.We’ve got new merch! Head over to tcgte.com/merch to grab yours today!BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor betterhelp.com/guideNo matter how you drive, FRAM has right filter for you. Head over to fram.com and find your perfect filter today.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you looking to buy a holiday gift for a kid you know? Do you some help picking out the perfect toy for them? Well, you probably shouldn't be seeking the advice of two childless adult men in their 30s, but just in case, this week we're going over a list of the hottest toys in 2020, most of which are focused around bodily functions for some reason.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We go virtual this week to discuss Black Friday’s high tech cousin, Cyber Monday. We also solve a listener problem concerning online criticism in this all cyber episode.Listen to School of Hustle, a podcast by GoDaddy on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just in time for Thanksgiving, we're talkin' pies: sweet pies, savory pies (which shouldn't really count) and everything in between. Stick around to the end to hear the shocking reveal of our favorite pies.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fifth Playstation is here and guess who got one? Tom! Guess who doesn’t really care? Tim! But they talk about it anyway. Also Tom threatens to hire a guy to beat up Tim and they both solve a listener problem concerning tutoring for a woman with a criminal past.Listen to Books: The Podcast on Patreon.com/completeguideSakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to sakara.com/guide or enter code GUIDEEARLYACCESS at checkout.BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor betterhelp.com/guideAdvertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a stressful week in a really strange year, and we bet you're feeling pretty exhausted and confused. Well, lucky for you we can help! This week we're solving listener problems and while the advice we give might not be directly applicable to your life (it's actually pretty certain that it won't be), you still get to hear to modern-day philosophers at the top of their games deliver wise words to people who need them most. We also talk a lot about Dave Thomas, the founder of Wendy's.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Halloween Month might be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t talk about something spooky: Bones! Tom broke a finger this week in an extremely stupid way and as a result learned a lot about bones. To be honest, he probably learned more about them than most doctors. Also a frank discussion about cream cheese flavors.Listen to Books: The Podcast on Patreon.com/completeguideExplore your creativity at Skillshare.com/GUIDE and the first 1,000 people to use our link will get a free trial of Skillshare Premium Membership.From electrical issues to landscaping ideas to painting tips and so much more, learn from the best in the business with the Ask This Old House Podcast. Subscribe today for free, wherever you get your podcasts.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the season finale of Halloween Month 2020, we tackle the scariest place there is. We do some deep research into Hell, what it's like, whether it's really as bad as they say, and what's the deal with the devil anyway? And stick around to the end where we take a trip to Hell to check it out for ourselves!Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Halloween Month rolls on with a dip into the spooky world of Serial Killers. Ted “Al” Bundy, BTK, they’re all here for the fun. Also we decide what our spooky nicknames are going to be for the month and assassinate each other’s characters.Listen to Books: The Podcast on Patreon.com/completeguideTRICO - Go to Wipers123.com and use promo code GUIDE at checkout and receive $10 off your next order or $40 or more.Explore your creativity at Skillshare.com/GUIDE and the first 1,000 people to use our link will get a free trial of Skillshare Premium Membership.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Halloween is spooky enough, what with all of these ghosts and goblins, but you also have to contend with razor blades in candy, Bloody Mary and teens getting up to all sorts of dangerous mischief. This week we're talking about some Halloween urban legends, and also discussing some strange tales from our childhood.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Halloween Month is here baby! And we’re kicking it off by talking about the songs of Halloween. Tom goes over his top ten Halloween songs of all time. Also a brief recap of Halloween Months past and Tim and Tom figure out what they’re going to be for Halloween this month.Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to sakara.com/guide or enter code GUIDE at checkout.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmListen to Books: The Podcast on Patreon.com/completeguideFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this very special episode of The Complete Guide To Everything, Tom describes his heroic battle with gout and details the steps he took to get his life back to normal. We also have in-depth conversations about enchiladas and the film This Is 40.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The leaves are changing and it’s time to start putting on your sweaters because Autumn / Fall is here. This week Mr. Fall and Autumn Boy duke it out head to head over who is the official King of the Fall by going through their top 5 lists of Fall Foods and Autumn Activities. Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmListen to Books: The Podcast on Patreon.com/completeguideFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spending some time in a local park is a great way to spend a day, especially when there's a pandemic and there's literally nothing else to do. This week we talk about our favorite parks, give some park tips and discuss our recent experiences in Best Buy in great detail.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s nothing we like more than a person risking their lives for our entertainment, which is why we spend this week talking all about the madman himself David Blaine and his latest stunt: flying nearly 25,000 feet into the air while (seemingly) holding onto balloons. Also Tom discusses his increasing inability to eat one of his favorite foods: bread.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.