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Ep 288One Kids Margarita, Please!

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Bryan recalls one harrowing night on the way to the bar. After ordering a very special "kids margarita" from bartender, Bryan get's mistaken for a masked robber. When the dust settles he goes back to the bar and asks for another "kids margarita". Bryan is a bonafide hero! Blue is Bryan's Robin to Bryan's Batman Some police action in front of the Green house The magic Bryan look works again The dreaded felony stop Kids Margaritas for ALL the (club) kids 90's commercials were the highlights of 90's commercial TV LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 9, 202346 min

Ep 287Fishing For Marlin!

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Marlin relationship updates are few and far between and always one sided. Until now! TCB receives a random text from someone that sounds like Marlin's Sugar Mama. She explains her side of the story and lays down the rules of the "boy toy" road. It's clear from message...Marlin has some work to do! TCB does Dolphin sex Krissy has a magical experience with a fish The Villages documentary The Villages is buck-wild and TCB wants in! Foam parties are not fun or funny Bryan can't get life insurance Broadway shows A random text from a stranger has TCB wondering Marlin update Has Marlin's lady friend texted TCB? This Sugar Mama has RULES! Marlin is breaking those rules TCB gives Marlin some pointers LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 6, 202343 min

Ep 286VIP At The Pearly Gates!

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Frankie B is back to help us determine our S.M.V. (Sessual Market Value)! He has an equation all worked out for adding a little currency to our love lives. He also knows that some people are just not getting heaven....not with that ugly mug! Some of us are destined to get VIP at The Pearly gates. C the trucker is involved in a successful Poly relationship C wants to have a baby. TCB advises Americans ship their old folks to a home far-far away Call 911 for emergencies. But who do you call for Dominos and aspirin?? TheDirty is a horrible website Bad reviews are trickiling in Bros are getting swoll Bryan is weak and skinny Facebook ends tagging...years ago! Instagram Reel dude is irritating Bryan Bryan was a cone head baby Frankie is back with an equation for SMV (Sessual Market Value) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 4, 20231h 5m

Ep 285Excel At Just Getting By!

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Some people are good at "falling upward"! Some people are great at "falling down". And some people are just trying to excel at getting by! Bryan and Krissy admit to as much on this Ask TCB episode of TCB. It's time fro the gang to answer your questions. The Aliens are gone Does Bryan run the show by consensus?? No. Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal The notebook, meant to help TCB remember has been forgotten I Am Shaunna Rae Ask TCB A listener writes in with a dilemma around a loved ones co-worker Linda Sue is worries about being rusty Bryan has a strange self love moment with someone other then himself Bryan gets scared by liberation Two men try to get over a "size" problem Someone wants a sister wife! TCB reacts LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 2, 202356 min

Ep 284Rug Skiing Through Life!

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Bryan explains how he learned to ski...on a carpet lined mud slope! But skiing is not a favorite activity of TCB. Krissy doesn't like it and Bryan dislocated his shoulder the one time he skied on SNOW. He vows to give it a try next time he sees a rug lined mountain! Plus, part 2 of the Teresa Caputo cold reading is reviewed and reveals one bitter, old, prejudice whites lady just trying to make a buck... Prestige nudity is hot in 2022! Men's (mostly fake) members have been all over HBO this year One author thinks its time to stop censoring nudity at any level Bryan debates wether it's a good idea to show the full monty on TV Parental controls are just as confusing for the parents! Bryan volunteers to go full body nude...with help from a prosthesis The new TCB website is almost here Bryan learns to ski on carpet Bryan breaks his clavicle the first and only time skiing on snow It's cold everywhere...including the studio Blue won't leave the studio Teresa Caputo is revealed as a prejudiced old lady in this latest clip LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 30, 202244 min

Ep 283My Not-Not For Profit!

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Teresa Caputo is one slippery sister! She must need the money because she is constantly failing in cold readings to cold audiences. Not one to be embarrassed by her own BS, Teresa carries on baiting false hope. Bryan wonders if she has started her own not-not for profit. She has all kinds of tricks of the trade to make herself appear supernatural. But Bryan and Krissy are not buying it. Take a listen as TCB breaks down another cold reading by Teresa! SBF is going to jail...after he gets out on bail Rumba's are taking pics of your boombas It's hard to get your morning movement in privacy when you have kids Kmart was a store once...it might still be a store somewhere? JC Penny is still hanging on by a thread Bryan use to be a JC Penny model 21 EOM stickers are on the way! Krissy forgets to remind herself to bring the notebook so she doesn't forget things! Season 3 has been a black hole of lost ideas Boxers or briefs? Your phone is listening to you! Teresa Caputo is back and failing right through a cold reading LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 28, 202252 min

Ep 282Neat Death Cat, Bro!

The North Carolina Cherokee Death Cat is a one very dangerous Fangle toothed creature. You must very careful when in meandering around it's territory! However, if your a Monster Hunter you can just freely roam around without fear. TCB goes back to one of the fan favorite in Season 3...Mountain Monsters! Bryan and Krissy cannot figure out how to make content lists Bryan decides to clear out some of the lists before Season 4 Time Allen was a blow dealer The anus is a new evolution in human history Disney is having one very bad year! The Star Wars hotel is not the rousing success Disney head hoped Bryan & Krissy get interviews by one very horny reporter Natalie is issued an apology Mountain Monster hunt ANOTHER fanged creature The Cherokee Death Cat is nothing to be trifled with Huck and Buck interview a witness from the X-Games Buck #2 is scared by the Fangled Tooth Tiger! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 26, 202257 min

Ep 281The Ghostly Dong Gong

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Blue is the insane canine living inside the studio grounds. Bryan hires a trainer to come help with some behavioral issues and he bring his clicker and Dog Training Dong Gong! It's an unusual way to train an animal but it seems to have Bryan convinced! And...a woman in England wants to marry her ghost boyfriend on Halloween. Will he? Won't he? Can he hear her?? The TCB opening is WAY too long! Listen to TCB at double time. You'll get more of your life back and it's funnier. Niko the smelly ghost dog is less smelly now that he is an actual ghost! Blue the remaining canine at the Green house is bonkers. She has lost the plot! Blue is a perfect dog when no one is home? Bryan puts Blue on one very expensive diets. The new dog food smells like s*&t and looks even worse. One dog trainer brings over a very interesting training tool A woman in England wants to marry her ghost BAE...will he go through with it? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 23, 202256 min

Ep 280Platitudes = Attitudes!

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Then difference between the life you have and the life you want is...Positive Friends! Frankie B let's us know that platitudes & attitudes! As Season 3 draws to a close TCB checks in on their old buddy Frank. This video Frank tells us how to manage our time and be a better person! The old "I'm on the phone" trick doesn't work on Insta Bryan get's busted with the old "I'm on the phone" trick How did the "Aliens" make it in to the show? Qatar hosting the World Cup is BAD Bryan defiles Disney You can get high at EPCOT! Frankie B tells how to be a better person Frank tells us to get new friends! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 21, 202246 min

Ep 279Too Many Lists!

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Bryan and Krissy use a myriad of phone apps and lists to keep track of TCB show ideas. But they cannot keep track of any of it! So...the show turns into a train wreck every episode. Just the way they like it. Regardless, there are too many lists. Bryan and Krissy run through unused ideas for Season 3. TCB does NO rehearsing for episodes...obvously Fact, new or fiction. Mainly fiction Lisa Bonet is on an epic run! Men always rush out quickly after a break up Watch Hotel Kalgoorlie Who wears fingerless gloves?? Pretend phone calls....you've done it...we know you have SOMM3 is not a good movie NFT are still losing value One last Love Connection clip reviewed LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 19, 20221h 6m

Ep 27821 EPM

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The magic number is 21! 21 EPM's is what science says a male human needs to achieve to stay away from prostate cancer! So TCB is getting behind the cause. While Bryan is training like a runner for a 10k, Krissy has some ideas about marketing materials. More specifically, TCB 21EPM stickers for your car! The Annual Ball Checking is he new name for an "annual" Things no one taught you how to do Bryan recalls a high school indecent proposal Bryan can't remember most things...but Irene Cara is top of mind! Podconference Tshirts are not great gifts for your loved ones Expensive purses are just cheap purses with nice labels Phipps Plaza is THE mall to shop at in the ATL. But no one goes there! What is the worst gist you've received? Regifting as a sport! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 16, 202249 min

Ep 279The Ronco Coke Bro!

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Every restaurant in the worlds has Coke Bros. Two dues who use the restroom together...and not to pee! Bryan has a run in with some Coke Bros at his local Italian joint! Then, Bryan and Krissy review a clip of the Ronco products from the late 80's. The TCB intro has gotten lengthy and Bryan is over it! Naked cuddle parties is a thing...TCB finds it How do the old naked guys do it? Sword fighting increases length! Rachel's voice is everywhere Bryan runs into The Coke Bros The Coke Bros are talking fast! Ronco products are ahead of their time! Ronco takes over the airwaves during the holidays Ronco's finger blender will blend eggs too! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 14, 20221h 6m

Ep 276You Heard It Here Last!

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TCB has never been known for their hard hitting news. But Bryan takes it to a whole new level! Breaking out the 20 month old story of the Brass Against singer peeing on fans! Plus, Part 2 of The World's Cheapest Family is reviewed. If taking a bath in someone else's dirty water is your thing....don't miss this episode! FTX the crypto exchange crashes taking the market with it! Bryan & Krissy show their lack of knowledge regarding alt coin Bryan's collectibles are not in fact collectible ATD, SDT, TBA or SBF...whatever his name is...goes public with his BS Are NFTs the new Dick Tracy memorabilia? Probably Will Celine Dion make TCB an NFT? Probably not Bryan breaks out a 20 month old story as " breaking news " Part 2 of the World's Cheapest Family is reviewed What do you do when family is coming over?? You get the plastic bathtub out to the yard and fill it up! Nothing like dropping a newborn in a tin tub being heated by open flame! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 12, 202248 min

Ep 275Cuts Right Through Bone!

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Late night infomercials and retail sales channels (QVC) are wildly popular! Bryan finds himself helping his mother ween off he urge to buy now/pay later. One channel, The Cutlery Network, has an interesting mix of trinkets and knives that "cut through bone". Who exactly needs to cut through bone?? Diane calls the TCB hotline to update the show on the Metaverse Is anyone actually in the Metaverse?? Kitchen utensils can be sexy? Bryan's Self love training continues A.I. Love Dolls are here and they are creepy! Bryan wonders if he can get a free Fleshlight Krissy and Bryan's friends are seen on adult video cover art Natalie and her new best friend/beau have an update for TCB The World's Cheapest Family is reviewed Taking a bath in someone else's bath water seems...disturbing Burying as fridge means fresh food...right under your foot! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 9, 202252 min

Ep 274You Are Osteoporosis Sexy!

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Age is just a number, or so they say! Many people have an age difference with their romantic partner(s). Few people get turned on by dentures and broken hips. It's a unique fetish and TCB has the footage! A man in Florida will only dates women at least 50 years his senior. Let's all watch and feel better about our own love lives...shall we? Scientists has bred the coca plant and the tobacco plant, making the smoke break that much more fun The new cobacco plant will take the world by storm, predicts Bryan Shakedown sweet is the parking lot flea market that pops up at concerts Anything is possible on Shakedown Street! Bryan takes Astrid o a Phish show A woman sues Kraft because her mac'n cheese can't get in her mouth fast enough A man in Florida like to date women 50 years his senior...at least! Jake goes on a date with a young woman and then goes out with an even younger woman! (65 and 35) Jake has to make a choice..move back to FL and get his rent paid or stay in PA and....get his rent paid Age is just number LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 7, 202250 min

Ep 273It's Just Me, Loving On ME!

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Self love, do it! Bryan has been doing research and he found the ultimate orgasm coach for men. But is the juice really worth the squeeze? When our "O" face looks like a contorted pig snout...why even bother? Bryan & Krissy try to answer the question. Marlin updates are rare these days...but TCB has one! Marlin goes on an adventurous vacation Are photos allowed at nudist resort? Eating nude, just don't do it! Strip clubs are not therapist offices Bryan recalls his friend crying into a dancers lap Let's all practice some SELF love Bryan learns his "O" face is a NO face! The Ultimate Orgasm Coach Bryan and Krissy learn the hard way not to watch porn on office computers LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 5, 202250 min

Ep 272Nice Guys Finish...Fast!

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"Nice guys always finish last!" That's the old adage that many men have taken seriously...maybe a bit TOO seriously. Late in the 90's, on an knock-off Jenny Jones show, 2 chauvinists and a nice guy square off with an audience full of women. TCB has the footage...and they're ready to break it down! TCB is suffering from randomized content The Menu is a new movie taking place behind the scenes of a restaurant The Anthony Bourdain documentary shines light on his tortured genius Most chefs are artists...crazy, talented artists Bad tippers are the absolute worst Rehab is for quitters! (Unless you need it) 2 idiots and a man take on a studio full of women! One man believes he has it worse than everyone Jenny Jones knock-off shows were everywhere in the late 90's LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 2, 202251 min

Ep 271The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball!

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Bryan and Krissy say "LEGALIZE IT!" But the attitudes of law makers are not, generally, in agreement. Bryan decides to create a benefit party for the cause. The gang decide to name the fun-raiser "The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball" and your invited. So is Trey from Phish! Bryan & Krissy are back from the legal weed states! Our OLD friend Jedidiah stops by Florida reports it wants to start selling weed in gas stations? Bryan had a nightmare "brownie" baking session Should we just legalize everything? The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball Frankie believes a woman should walk the walk...but please don't talk, at all! Frankie gives us more advice on dating, while driving the down the highway. How safe?? Frankie leaves us with nothing else to ponder! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 30, 20221h 1m

Ep 270In The Log With Hippie Santa!

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Every town has one. A guy who never left Woodstock behind and now he looks like a Hippie Santa Claus. Bryan got invited to world's most terrifying party by his Hippie Santa! Then, The Mountain Monster's fearless leader Buck is investigating another nothing when he gets himself stuck inside a log! Only the MM could find themselves unable to get out of a dead tree. National Park Service has their hands full with Insta-fakesters chasing wild animals NPS now has to issue warnings regarding the licking of toads! DMT is a psychoactive drug secreted by an Arizonan toad leaving them at the mercy of morons! Bryan get's invited to one wild party by Hippie Santa...will he survive? DMT is not a light, fun, recreational drug! Shroom therapy is helping thousands across the world Mountain Monsters are back investigating...nothing? Buck gets stuck inside an empty log The MM decide to call out to the 30000 pound killing monster Bryan and Krissy can't stop thinking about what could have been with MM! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 28, 202257 min

Ep 269Not One Fecking Bit!

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There are REAL rockstars, like Elton John and then there are wannabe rock stars like Carl Lentz! Carl is the flamboyant and one time famous preacher of Hillsong Church USA. He had a long, hard (pun intended) fall and had to go in hiding. But like all good ameba, he has crawled his way back. Which is why it's a great time to revisit some of his sermons! Elton John has had his last USA tour performance Elton is a part-time Atlanta resident who's reputation is as wild as his personality Club Q is one big tragedy with a few bigger heroes Why are some people still so worried about others love life?? Natalie writes back to give an update on their budding love story A listener from Kamapla, Uganda writes in for some dating advice Bryan & Krissy dispense with bad advice...as per usual With the first TCB Couple in the bag...the gang want an invite to the wedding/party TCB KNOWS how to party! Carl Lentz crawls back out his hole Was Carl ever really that good at preaching? Carl's 3 hour long sermon is a bit scattered! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 25, 202254 min

Ep 268Hair-Way To Heaven!

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Teresa Caputo is known to many as the big haired, loud mouthed, TV psychic from New Jersey. But to TCB she is just the big haired, loud mouthed, BS artist tricking people into believing her nonsense. On this episode, Bryan and Krissy break down a clip from Live w/ Micheal and Kelly where Ms. Helmet Head fails to impress a crowd of willing participants. It's more proof that the only reason her hair is so big, is to hide the ear piece! Budweiser paid lots of money to sponsor The World Cup...but Qatar had different plans! Qatar is the last place in the world FIFA should be hosting anything The World Cup is already a hot mess days into the world's biggest sporting event Budlight and Bryan have a storied history. Bryan argues " Budlight, at least it's drinkable" Real Housewives of Dubai is a thing Hot showers and cold bathrooms do not mix Good construction takes time! Bryan ignores the blatant fire hazard outside his shower For one family...Santa is VERY real Teresa Caputo is back with more nonsense! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 23, 202253 min

Ep 267Don't Start Her On The Tartar

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Hot sauces, dipping sauces and dressing are hotly debated! Do you, won't you? But wether slather your food in sauce or you go in dry, we can all agree tartar sauce is awful! TCB reviews a clip of a lady who eats 7 bottles of tartar sauce each week! Natalie writes in to ask TCB advice: To bed or not to bed...your best friend? Bryan reminds Krissy about his Eckart Tolle days Pete Davidson continues his epic run! What is Pete packing? Are dating apps getting the best this generation? Bryan makes a prediction about Tinder Do you like your wings wet or dry? Do you dip your food in sauces or go in dry? A lady eating 7 bottles of tartar sauces a week! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 21, 202246 min

Ep 266Ticket Masters & Finger Disasters!

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Ticket Master is a monopoly taking middle class concert goers out of the ticket market...on purpose! Bryan has a few words TM and Miss Swift. Than, C writes in to share their butt-play story and Bryan has some butt-play of his own at the Dr. office. It's a messy, messy episode of TCB! The Ticket Masters are out in full force around the T. Swift tour Bryan once bought an off market ticket...from his twin! Bryan's dad get's involved in Kevin's ticket broker business A colonoscopy is a ton of prep followed by a few minutes of getting really high! The colon prep proves too much for Bryan Talking while under anesthesia is not a normal reaction C is an open minded lesbian who gives men & butt-play a try! Anal is a messy mess...but you can always prep! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 18, 202247 min

Ep 265Heart Wants What The Heart Wants!

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It is what it is! That's the proverbial saying that seems ubiquitous these days. But is IT really what IT is?? Bryan, breaks out an equally ridiculous phrase "The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants". It's an excuse to stay in wayward relationships and he has used it more than he'd like to admit. Chris Evans is over 40 and the World's Sexiest Man...there is hope fro Bryan! Krissy gets distracted by Mr. Evans being across the street Why do tall people always seem to win? The Laguna Beach podcast is not Laguna Beach of TV California traffic is on another level, as Bryan has learned Todd writes in to ask TCB about sleeping with the hostess at his restaurant Does weed slow you down in bed? Bryan has tantric sex, while high on second hand smoke A Marlin update is here for all those asking! Marlin gets caught with his hands in the cookie jar LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 16, 20221h 0m

Ep 264That Taint Tan!

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Tanning has many proven health benefits....according to Bryan. But even Bryan won't sun his naked "hole"! Two wild and crazy guys from CA are encouraging people to get out in that summer sun and tan your taint! Why Files is a GREAT YouTube channel! Can you live without a head? Miracle Mike is a chicken with his head cut off Would you freeze your head after death? Vabbing is a thing the ladies are doing....are you? Pheromones play a role in attraction Bryan is tanning bed crazy this time of year Tan your anus is a trend on the Tok. Go tan that hole! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 14, 202254 min

Ep 263A Date With Misery!

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In the 1930' through the 1950's the U.S. Government put out a lot of public service films. They even wanted in on family dinner time. Bryan and KRISSY review an old time-y dinner time. Leaving everyone wondering....do we need to get bak to this?? Hold on to your emotions kids, feelings have no place at this dinner table! Bryan faces a home emergency...1200 miles away! A man with serious worries comforts Bryan, who has ridiculous worries Ye, Yeze, Kayne...whatever his name is today, is off the reservation Bryan's exes are all crazy ....or are they? Love is Blind is back and has everyone asking: Is Love really THIS Bland!? The U.S. gets more involved with our personal lives by demanding we chill at dinner! Hold those feelings in kids....it aids digestion LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 11, 202258 min

Ep 262High & Tight & Swiping Right!

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Who better to give dating profile advice to the ladies than an aging rockstar wannabe, chauvinist? That's right Frankie B is back some of the most aggressive chauvinism TCB has ever covered! He's on the war path after his break up and Bryan and Krissy have him pinned.... Bryan is back from some nightmare business travel One lady is not flying the friendly skies any time soon! When you see plane technician heading your way...pray! One particularly tough Delta attendant is needed every time a plane is boarded Planes, minivans and janitor closets, oh my! Frankie B just went through a bad break up leading to a video barrage Hey ladies, don't drink, smoke, wear bathing suits or have opinions on your dating profile! Frankie goes through a class A melt down over his ex...on an advice video! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 9, 20221h 7m

Ep 261Best To You, New Nana!

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Kyle and Rodan write in for advice on a unique situation. The Nana next door is looking to kick her son out of the will and include them in the inheritance! Bryan and Krissy pull no punches and tell the boys to give TCB the money and settle the dispute once and for all. TCB is now produced for ONE listener...new Nana! Niko has passed and Bryan is grateful fro the support TCB hits 10 million downloads Bryan is told he is famous by someone who clearly doesn't know him Half Song Hoadley shows up after a few drinks and a Spotify playlist Ask TCB is back with more answers Todd is jerking a little too often Christy wants Dave to know she does not want those kittens! Kyle writes in to discuss a sensitive situation between his neighbor and her son LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 7, 202251 min

Ep 260The 231 Minute Meal Plan!

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We are paying tribute to Niko the Ghost Dog as he passes to the other side!People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming rate! Bryan and Krissy discuss how one might be retrieved from a fall like this...hint: you probably can't be retrieved! Bryan wonders if the food drove these people to jump. Then, Bryan tells Krissy about his "go-to" cooking skills...hint: he has none! Finally, the gang decide to get some cooking help from only chef they trust..Frankie Chef Boyar-B!LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 4, 202256 min

Ep 259What A Gasbag!

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There is such a thing as a gasbag and it can cook your food! Unfortunately, it's just as disgusting as you imagine! Bryan and Krissy find a woman who is happily cooking with gas from her....droppings...and it has TCB gagging. That said, the gasbag doesn't come with a gas bill! People ARE listening to every episode of TCB Escape rooms were a thing for 5 minutes Meth pumpkins are making their way to America Weed is NOT the next gold rush for most Niko the Ghost Dog is not doing well Gardener is making gas out of poop! Cooking with poop gas is as gross as you imagine Bryan and Krissy decide to leave the Gasbag for the hippies LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 2, 202245 min

Ep 258I (Mostly) Remember You!

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Sebastian Bach was the lead singer of one of the 1980's hardest rock bands. Sex, drugs and rock n' roll was the lifestyle of the job. However, 40 years later things are a bit different. Sebastian finds himself playing the local county fair, sharing his iPhone with the screen on stage. It's not all glitz and glamour! But hey, at least he is still alive! It's Halloween and the weather goes nutty in the Atl! The weatherman are as clueless about the weather as you are Do weatherman pay for dinner or leave the check while telling you it's raining? Bryan & Krissy's fathers seem to have gone to dad school together Bryan's dad let's him sit outside in a lightning storm What's a mini-tornado? The Dahmer series is in everyone's head! Dahmer is not good for a laugh Sebastian Bach is playing county fairs and the LA Coliseum in the same week! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 31, 202256 min

Ep 257The World's Most Beautiful Man!

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Anyone can recognize beauty. It's in the hills, the sea, music, a painting and at the coffee shop...in the form of one very good smelling man! Bryan shares his brush with the world's most beautiful man! He wonders how easy life must be for the man with a Porsche, expensive cologne, good manners and tailored clothing. Share in the moment on this episode of TCB! Jake, Das and others text into the hotline A coffee shop in London is changing more to a*&holes. Amen! Bryan runs into one very handsome dude A study in Sex & Culture Journal shows size DOES matter How easy do good looking, well endowed men have it?? A softball coach is throwing all kinds of balls on and off the field Bryan recalls his worst platitudes D the dealer stops by smelling very good! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 28, 202254 min

Ep 256The Badly Edited StarSeed!

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You might be, probably are, could be, possibly a StarSeed! The thing is, you have to specific about your thing. That way you can be special. But not like, SPECIAL special. Make sense?? Of course it doesn't! But Started Queen herself is here to explain all about it. You won't understand a damn thing she says...but it will be fun. A man in Michigan is caught having relations with an Elmo doll Having sex with ANY client is horrible idea Carl stops by to call Elmo The short lived "TCB porn" intro is back...and gone again Starseed is back to tell you if you're a Starseed. (You're Not) Life is specific, be specific, but not TOO specific Bad editing follows Starseed LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 26, 202248 min

Ep 255Why Is Everyone Yelling?!

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Mountain Monsters may really bad at capturing monsters (or mountains) but they sure do know how to yell! TCB brings back MM for a special Halloween episode. This time Huck and Buck are on the hunt for a lobster man in Appalachia! You know the old saying....if you can't see the sea, don't eat the shell! The new website is the old website while the new website replaces the new-old one Bryan and Astrid have their morning conversation about the fate of TCB Krissy goes to the Ritz for Christmas, She is a simple woman. Niko goes for a haircut and Blue gets a 5 point inspection The vet won't let Niko go! Halloween is close so TCB goes deep into monsters Mountain Monsters are back with an eyewitness! Lobsters are clapping in the haunted shed Everyone seems to yelling on this damn show! (TCB and Mountain Monsters) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 24, 202242 min

Ep 254Sleeping Topless Ruins Friendships!

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Long time listener Callie writes in to discuss her friendship with Danny. Danny and her just can't quit each other...but they are JUST friends. She asks the age old question: Can a man and a woman (or man/man or woman/woman....etc) just be friends?Who better to answer the question than decades long friends Bryan and Krissy! TCB buddies up to Charlamange The God on Google! Colon Blow...it's coming to Bryan's house Callie writes in to ask about her friend zone with Danny Krissy and Bryan recall how they remained friends all these years Does sleeping naked...ruins friendships? What will Callie do?! Who knows... Bryan and Krissy dish out some final (and useless) advice LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 21, 202238 min

Ep 253The Time Traveling Dave Matthews!

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Time travel IS possible. It's been scientifically modeled out. And history is riddled with stories of time traveling adventurers. But they usually don't stand up to much scrutiny. Carlos is no different. He travels back from 2040 to tell us tales of Atl Coin takeovers and ambiguous changes right around the corner. Bryan and Krissy suspect he may have come in from Dave Matthews...played in Denver...yesterday...with bag full of sticky-icky Gummies! The house spiders get their revenge on Bryan! Bryan is prescribed medicine for lepers Krissy visits Denver and back cryptic meme's for Bryan to decipher Crochet is back and it's not just for grandma any more! Roxanne writes a very sweet note to TCB and assures the gang she is up to speed on every episode Some listeners are asking for TCB Merch. You had your chance! Bryan drinks a $15,0000 bottle of wine and has no clue why it's so good Andrew Carlssyn was a time traveling options trader who made $350mm?? Carlos visits us from 2040 to bring good news about our currency Is Carlos time traveling or coming from the DMB concert? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 19, 202249 min

Ep 252Deep In Your Dermis!

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Frankie B is controversial on TCB. Love him, hate him he's a part of the show. And when Frank is on a roll, we should sit back and enjoy. Frankie B is back with a video on how to "Be Best" over 50. Let's get in on the action while it's around, shall we? Christmas Vacation is a bad movie? Of course not! Which Vacation movie is the best? Krissy is wearing tape bikinis! Maneskin is a great rock band. But the boobs are taking over the talent Frankie in the Meta-verse? Doubt it Frankie is back with a video on how to Be Best! Frankie tells us to go deep in dermis and not the dingus LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 17, 202258 min

Ep 251The Maid Of Dishonor!

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The wedding night is supposed to be a special night of love, lust and passion. But sleeping with the Maid of Honor will not get you the desired results! Lasy writes in to discuss her wild night at a friend's wedding . It's the gift that keeps on giving...a crazy wedding night! Spiderwebs are everywhere! Blue the dog is rolling around in carcasses NyQuil chicken is not a thing...is it?? "I will pee on your grave!" is more than just a saying to one couple Lady is a fan of the show and has a story to tell... The Maid of Dishonor admits to her sins and tears the wedding apart Billy the groom sounds like a real charmer! In life, all is well that ends well! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 14, 202253 min

Ep 250The Power of LBH!

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LBH (Little Blue Hats) are magical pieces of attire that can bring you love, fortune, fame and free booze! The BBC show Blind Date brings the LBH to the stage and its attached to a hapless bloke named Josh. Let's all listen as 3 buffoons try to win the affection of a lovely lass, shall we? A woman in Japan is taken by the Space Man Scam! How much does it cost to land your rocket? The International Space Station is cheaper to visit than you'd think Self Driving cars cannot take a left When will we be able to sleep on our drive to work? Which brother flew the first plane? Orville or Redenbaucher? BBC's Blind Date has been running for decades 3 hapless single men are fighting for a weeks vacation with a lovely lass The LBH gets you ANYTHING you want LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 12, 202259 min

Ep 249The 24 Hour Rule

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Frankie B is on a creative roll! Since his breakup he has been exploding all over YouTube and Bryan just cannot help himself. Frankie's new video reveals more about his recent relationship and spills the secret on his 24 Hour Call rule. There is no doubt you'll be ready for the singles scene after these nuggets of wisdom! Bryan almost appeared on Press Your Luck..but he hit a whammy! Halloween is upon us and the festivities are for KIDS, not spoiled adults Bryan was traumatized by his Halloween past The rollercoaster of love was NOT for Krissy and Bryan! Despite the rumors Frankie B is back and so is TCB! They just cannot quit F.B. Frankie is ready to tell you how to date women 20 years your junior Frank has an issue with "party girls" (I.E. his last girlfriend) If a woman keeps calling you her friend...you're likely not in the love zone Carl stops by to talk some sense into Frank LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 10, 202257 min

Ep 248Bring In Huckleberry #13! (Fall Break Friday)

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It's fall break Friday! Bryan breaks out TCB's favorite episode of 2022, #179: Crow Crow Killed Huckleberry!Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get some professional promo photos. So Bryan sets up a photo shoot and requests some Kardashian style edits. Kim K is bellybutton...according to some internet experts. The gang discusses ratings books, radio reporting beepers and T.V. rating. Bryan is still concerned about Meta-verse children and finally, Bryan gets a request from a mother-son duo for a Monster Hunters review.LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 7, 202248 min

Ep 247The Bone-O-Meter!

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Ghost Hunters like to use all kind of new (and mostly made up) technology in their pursuit of spooky apparitions. One particular team of Hunters brings a special tool that will show the ghost (or any other creature) in all detail you could NEVER want! Bryan is dreaming of his retirement Krissy would be Einstein for a day...Bryan would be Maury! Switzerland is a clean dream for the rich and beautiful. Its also a pain in the ass! Ghost Hunters return to TCB Look out for spooky noises when making spooky noises New high tech tools are on the GH scene! Once again..absolutely nothing useful comes from the Hunters of Ghosts LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 5, 202246 min

Ep 246Don't Quit Your Day Job! | Ask TCB

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TCB often receives text & emails asking for advice...what are they thinking!? Tad writes in ready to quit his job over his crush on his new boss! Then, Carly asks TCB to speak to her best friend about polygamy. Bryan, the resident expert on polygamy based reality TV, is happy to give his thoughts. It's an "Ask TCB" episode of The Commercial Break! Chess is wrecked by one pain in the ass cheating scandal! Vegas high roller spots is not a place for loud people Vagina has a candle, now it has chips you can eat! Carl stops by to say hello #preachingP Tad asks for advice on an (almost) office romance Carly wants her friend to hear from Bryan about her polygamy LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 3, 202250 min

Ep 245Those Pesky Aliens Are BACK! (Fall Break Friday)

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As Krissy takes her fall break, Bryan plays EP182 to answer THE most asked question of TCB. An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship with an inmate convicted of murder and attempted murder. After selling her home and resigning from her job she assisted the inmate as he escaped. Now her and the 6 foot 9 inch tall inmate are on the run. Bryan and Krissy bet he will be caught! Short men are taking to breaking their legs to gain 2-3 inches in height...short men everywhere are cheering! Finally, a woman in NJ is claiming to be a surrogate for Aliens. That is the least strange part of the story. Bryan and Krissy review and discuss.LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 30, 202258 min

Ep 244Keep Your Talking To A Minimum!

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The gang over at Mountain Monsters have been kidnapped by a burly crew of very polite masked bandits. But the boys manage to escape after a floating head makes a deal with the devil woman to get the body of a deceased Bigfoot named Stoneish. Did you get all that? Either did we! Let's just sit back and enjoy the foolishness. Armie Hammer is out of control! Soduku is not the Japanese art of binding. FYI. Krissy wonders about bondage with Jeff Bryan lived with a dominatrix in the "band house" Love bombing is the most intense form of affection Netflix wants you to watch commercials Mountain Monsters Men have been kidnapped Buck from MM makes a deal with the devil Bryan and Krissy have NO idea what's going on...as per usual LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 28, 202251 min

Ep 243One Very Sexy Walker!

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Walkers are typically used to help seniors get around...now they are being used to help seniors get off! Bryan and Krissy discuss exhibitionism in all it's intended and unintended glory! Bryan meets his cereal alter ego Instagram is a thirst trap...duh! Mike Masse and Jeff have create most amazing cover song EVER Strippers are at the senior center The gang finds a new use for walkers Bryan get's frisky in public with his hippie chick More Zoom sex is happening Thanksgiving xmas tree shopping leads to one eye-opening surprise for the Green house! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 26, 20221h 2m

Ep 242See You At The Martin's!

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TCB receives a lot of texts and emails containing wild stories and asking for advice on strange circumstances. But listener Nate takes the cake with his sordid tale of sex, drugs and family ties! The center of the action was at his high school homecoming party at the Martin's House and we ALL wish we had been invited. Bryan hates unpacking the wires Krissy takes a flight and does some strange drinking Nate writes in to ask for advice A story of love, romance and family sex is told Bryan and Krissy try to wrap their heads around Nate's life LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 23, 20221h 2m

Ep 241The Sad Mad Return Of Frankie!

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Frankie B, long time muse for TCB, was retired from the show just 4 months ago. But he came roaring back with a classic Frankie B video a few days ago and Bryan cannot help himself. Frankie returns to TCB with dating advice for men attracted to "party girls". As usual the only thing we learn is Frankie's own life problems! Pete & Kim K broke up months ago to Bryan's surprise Can you be with an unattractive person? TCB retired Frankie B 4 months ago, but he is back BABY! Party Girls is a term not widely defined. Frankie confirms this fact Frankie just went through a break up Frank gives us tips for avoiding party girl dramas LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 21, 20221h 7m

Ep 240Painting His Wife's Pappy

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Dial tone phones changes the way we communicate. Like the car phone, the cellular phone and the iPhone that came after it must have been a big change to those who were experiencing it! So big, in fact, that grandpa couldn't face reality...he had to go paint his wife's pappy instead of learn this new fangled thing! Restaurant Pretty is a new dress code Bryan went on ANOTHER Disney Cruise People don't know how to behave around an elevator The cruise buffet is where people turn into wild animals A big burly man's man cuts in line ahead of a 4 real old. All is right with the world! Dial tone technology was the biggest shift in technology in decades! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 19, 202252 min

Ep 239Very Stressful Head Pets

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ASMR is meant to relax and some cases, put you to sleep! That message was not received by one Furry looking to de-stress us with the sweet sounds of plans for the weekend, going through security at the airport and HEAD PETS! It's the most stressful ASMR yet. TCB keeps going...and going...and going Tom and Gisele are having issues Bryan has an unsportsmanlike...body! Blue the yappy Yorkie was once a quiet runt ASMR, made by a Furry is anything but relaxing Bryan and Krissy have a "moment" in their ASMR voices LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 16, 202252 min