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Ep 402The United States of Scat

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Absolutely nobody asked Wild Bill to pronounce himself a professor in poop, the king of scat, the #1 scat-ologist in the United States...but here we are...and Bryan & Krissy are here to guide us through it. Mempho & Jim James Graceland Fluffernutter Cracker Barrel and Olive Garden DRAMA Bryan’s son is a big boy! He knows all about the rodecaster We cant go wrong with mountain monsters The silver giant A stripe from dick to chin Sk** wa***** Why are they always yelling?! Science, baby! A professor in poop The #1 scat-ologist in the US of A They need the full moon for their spells, obviously Bear cunt! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 2, 202349 min

Ep 401The Great Cornholio!

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Why-a you stealing all those chickens?! From cornhole to Mountain Monsters, Bryan & Krissy "stay ready" for anything. Get yer nuts here! Professional cornhole Footgolf? The drama of having children Becoming your parents Redocaster reset Krissy’s dad is getting on facebook Bryans tiktok troubles How is it already october? No better time for Mountain Monsters! Its giving party in the cornfield Coyote or donkey STAY READY Dont want blood on this corn! Chicken massacre Let’s make a trsp boys! The wild woman or the why-a woman? You cant even caption this shit Got a twinkle in yer tinkle LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 29, 202358 min

Ep 400The Hoodless Honda Lot!

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We do what we must to save a buck, but how far would you go? Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their crappy car days and check in on some extreme cheapskates. $700 Snow Crab Expense it! Perks of the radio station Bryan’s honda with no hood Naked Attraction is now on Max! Extreme Cheapskates…Best Of 7 moves in 8 years Only eat non perishables She likes her shoes cold Giving up dental hygiene?! Alien sperm on the mattress Roberta tells her what’s up Spare sheets from the motel? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 27, 202347 min

Ep 399I Love Car

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Honk if you want to get your tailpipe dirty! HONK! HONK! Bryan & Krissy revisit an old friend of theirs...the guy who's in love with his car. Some new reviews We were compromised? An Italian boob massage Happy feet Leave your jeans ON Sketchy massage parlors Puriteens Everyone thank their lucky stars that Bryan & Krissy aren’t on the dating scene No one is a 10.7 (except producer Christina) I love lamp I'm in love with my car A red ford taurus Objectophilia Beep beep Poor roommate Kim Gooood, goood This can’t affect my customer service technician job! Gotta get sparkly for dad Call 626-ASK-TCB3 and leave us a message LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 25, 20231h 1m

Ep 398Total Creepout!

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Men, if you want to go to the gym, you better follow Frankie’s rules or risk becoming a Total Creepout! Welcome Back, Kotter John Travolta Don’t say the S word! Anticipatory rejection anxiety disorder Bryan blames Radiohead He’s with Moon Taxi! Frankie B is back Bryan did NOT get an erection during his massage today Frankie’s intro… So many rings so little time No staring at yourself! Quit showing everyone your junk in the locker room Earthworm peens Long dong silver No dancing! Hump your workout? Nothing is more creepier Fit check! Pubes LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 22, 20231h 6m

Ep 397It’s Car Play Torture!

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Choose your adventure: every time you get in the car, A) The Lion & The Lamb plays or B) that U2 album pre-downloaded on every iphone ever made plays. Late night tv drama Miserable highly paid people Mo’ money mo’ problems Car play The lion and the lamb We start what we finish Fred Willard & Obsessed Obsessed with peter pan They’re looking up his tights A banana with the skin on? Or a twinkie? Do some leaping! Losing your job and your spouse over pretending to be Peter Pan…it’s gone too far A man obsessed with pac man Protected by pac man $10,000 in quarters And he hasn’t even mastered it Where are they now? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 20, 202353 min

Ep 396Daddy Dearest

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Bailey's, Bud Lights, and Bad Decisions...that's what we're all about here at TCB. Bryan & Krissy open up a very messy Ask TCB. Hillbilly Horror Stories! Fakey B the pervert Bryans former speech impediment Ask TCB! We can't speak about $c!ent0l0gy In the words of patron saint Nicki Minaj, these bitches is messsssssy! My best friend is my new mom Holly we feel for you! "It's better to crash and burn than sparkle and fade" -Bryan Green Florida fireworks Feral cat girlfriend We’re starting a whatsapp group! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 18, 20231h 0m

Ep 395Mr. Slobberpuss Finds Love

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Well, ladies & gents, now we know why this man has never had a girlfriend... Bryan & Krissy finish off the week with the rest of the Love Me documentary. Execs taking private jets to work A helicopter glasses saga We’ve reviewed the same video twice…oops Wayne Dyer Just stay in the port-a-potty! Love Me She’s in America Hoedown throwdown Travel kills prejudice More belt buckles, more luck Loan sharks in Odesa Sir, this is what we call a scam Whole mouth kissing Mr. Slobberpuss The shock value of this is unprecedented 68 bud lights and a pregnancy! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 15, 20231h 11m

Ep 394A Gold Rose Engagement

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There's heartbreak, engagements, golden roses, and black-haired women as Bryan & Krissy watch more of the Love Me documentary. Bama rush Bryan’s one and only sorority date party experience Should Bryan & Krissy do an improv class? We’re changing our format Russian mail order brides A Foreign Affair A little younger than his target age… U crane A gold rose Astrid knows all about those $9000 on EMAILS MARRY ME?! They're not that friendly…they don't owe you that buddy Class pic! Bryan disrespects the time stamps Rack up those charges, ladies LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 13, 20231h 10m

Ep 393From Russia With Love (And Money)!

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Love me, love me, say that you love me...and also please give me lots of money pleeeeeease! Krissy & Jeff got roped into 90 day fiance Gogglebox Nothing’s fair! The Atlanta-Barcelona diarrhea flight Brown Barcelona Dump Matthews Band Disneyland Paris International looooooove The mail order bride business Love Me A bunch of middle aged white guys…no surprise Farming isn't a hot job! “Something about Russian brides” American women, they just don't get it 5 minute dates? We don't buy it Pay per translation–ever heard of google translate? Road trips don't have purpose This is a wild party Bryan understands these old men LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 11, 20231h 13m

Ep 392Should, Could, Would, Possibly...

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Who needs legitimate real estate training? Just head to your local Holiday Inn for a seminar given by a rando! You, too, can scam Anywhere, USA! Ghost pepper wings challenged Paqui One Chip Challenge Can you die from spice? Almond milk and sushi Heehee! We love Paul Real Estate Seminar Scammers Those who can’t, teach Cash Flow Generator! Who hot who not! Results may vary… Clipboards and limousines Oooh a wealth guide! Just dont use your own money! Anywhere USA There’s tons of ways to scam people The Rim n Rob! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 8, 202348 min

Ep 39190 Day Neigh Neigh!

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It’s ‘scam or be scammed’ here at TCB. From 90 day fiancees to cash flow generation Bryan and Krissy know binge-worthy content when they see it. TCB–it’s not for everyone Bryan’s a Labor Day Baby (1 of 2) Don’t turn your phone on at a gas pump Bryan’s bad at fake phone calls Krissy went on a 90 Day Fiance binge Bryan hates real estate scams Cash Flow Generator! How to lose money in real estate, by Bryan Green Follow every step Surprised! Amazed! Surprised! Amazed! Strong arming Grandma We learned how to scam! The mean streets of Chicago We’re not just paid for this, we also are scammers LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 6, 202353 min

Ep 390Do I Irritate You, Right?

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I understand and respect that, now shut up while I CLOSE! Bryan & Krissy go from clubbing in Spain to Paul Cruz & his sales secrets. Mo Money Mo Problems Bryan reads some lovely reviews DJ Paris Hilton Bryan & Astrid went to a club in Spain Wearing sandals to the club People who invite themselves Bryan had to wear shoes to bed Paul Cruz! I understand and respect that Make ‘em dizzy, that’s how to sell! A few fell found clothes(?) Sales is the destination! Who’s the decision maker? Feeled it, Felt it, Find it! Closing is an attitude We've got a Hiding Desk LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 4, 202358 min

Ep 389Ritalin, Xbox, and...Jail?

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But Uncle Sam, I can't go to jail, they don't have adderall or my google docs in there! And, also, I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm a vegan. The Me Too men are trying to make a comeback Bryan’s spanish isn’t doing him any favors Sam Bankman-Fried Lack of adderall & vegan meals…what is this, JAIL?! People love money Bryan & Krissy’s Court TV It’s Paul Cruz! Of the Paul Cruz Sales Agency! Say No to the whiteboard, paul He might maybe one day make a sale The Martial Arts of Selling Hardware & hard work He loves a cold call Being perceived is not it Take your glasses off to get serious It’s how ya say it Starve! Riiiiiight!?!? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 1, 202354 min

Ep 388PCB...Drinks Are On Me!

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From PCB to Frankie B, Bryan & Krissy are getting down and dirty, one tricep at a time. The video didn’t record for 5 Naked Days in Dublin! Scientology An ill fated vacation in Florida Spring Break in PCB Gourmet ice A Liquor Luge and a whole lot of nastiness Frankie B tells us how to get the perfect body One body part per day! No exceptions Left Tricep Thursday NO REST DAYS Punch that peen! Tax that dick! The 555 What happened to the salon suiiiiiii? Only the strong survive Frankie loves an injection Shortcuts for all! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Aug 30, 20231h 0m

Ep 3875 Naked Days In Dublin!

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The best dating advice of 2023? Get your nuts out on TV! Bryan & Krissy finally deliver their sauciest episode yet with Naked Attraction. What’s with people leaving dog poop in bags on the ground? Bryan’s high and mighty! Puriteens Naked Attraction! What kind of gash are you after? We love a minge The indignity of this is unmatched OAPs = Old Ass People TCB is now OAP He will chew them nipples off! You gotta pick your own minge in this life Too many plunger references He loves smiling, and a minge It's the goodbye booty shot for me We just want the money shot! Any bets on circumcision? PLOT TWIST Bryan’s his biggest fan now LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Aug 28, 20231h 8m

Ep 386Who’s Hot, Who’s Not, Au Poivre On The Block!

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Prepare to get hard and get this mashup stuck in your head for the rest of the day... I am rectangular Puff Daddy Who's hot who's not Happy Anniversary Bryan & Astrid! Bryan was at the same restaurant as Tom Sandoval Fame is a double edged sword Bryan’s motto: open legs, open book Want PR? Call people! Send us your favorite dive bar Don't advertise your podcast on a billboard LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Aug 25, 202341 min

Ep 385Boner Spiders & Shower Sliders

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If there's a Boner Spider on the loose, always suspect the Meat Guy! Bryan & Krissy take us on a winding road from boner spiders, to shower poos, to modern love (if we can call it that). Send us dive bar recommendations Who’s putting drugs in their penis? Pooping in the shower The Australian Boner Spider Nico vs the rat Would you want to have intercourse for 7 hours straight? Waffle House Current dating show, The Cut Immediately going for the lips Get him, girl! This guy eats bear He’s got the trigger finger Ah…an insecure short man Girls talking shit...relatable queens The disembodied voice is savage This guy thinks he’s something LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Aug 23, 202343 min

Ep 384Buy High, Sell Low!

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If you learn anything from this show (you won't), let it be to never take Bryan's real estate advice. If there’s one thing we’re gonna do it’s YAMMER Send us questions for Bryan’s mom Twitch streamer Kai The internet is a fad Bryan’s slow on the jump Buy high, sell low: lose money like Bryan Green! What are the hot young people doing for dating shows? The Cut The intensity! My girl can clean a chicken bone “I’m low key illiterate” It’s about my spirit, Krissy What is woke? Grunberg round 2 We’ll definitely be getting back to this LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Aug 21, 202345 min

Ep 383Get That Makeup On...STAT!

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If you think all women are hideous without makeup, I’ve got news for you, buddy...it's giving misogyny! Bryan and Krissy are never too tired for an episode of Love Connection, but this guy seems more interested in giving plumbing discounts to dads than in dating their daughters. Cleaning out the old hand computer Should Bryan & Krissy fight in blow-up sumo suits? A PPV fight with Frankie B People who make sex noises at the gym The Logan Paul fight Buffalo Wild Wings chicken nugget drama Taco Bell slander Supersize Me What the Fuck Chuck Love Connection It’s a mop top He thinks all women are hideous without makeup No makeup, no eyeballs This audience is fuming Slim hips would improve her social life Take my daughter and give me 20% off He’s a wimpy little twerp LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Aug 18, 202357 min

Ep 382Thanks A Lot, Geri! (Ask TCB)

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It's an Ask TCB! We've got asshats, might-be lesbians, votes of confidence, listening as a couple, piggyfronting from behind, and, dammit Bryan, *sobs* leave Blue alone! Bryan fixed something for the first time Blinker fluid Toilet troubles! Thank G for Bryan’s Father-in-law Ay, Bryan! Don't be fooled by Bryan’s stupid brain Ask TCB Is Todd an asshat? Or is this just a sign of the times? Geri believes in us Krissy *shines* on stage at a dive bar Hi Darrell & Maggie! Don’t play TCB out loud–headphones only! LEAVE BLUE ALONE, YOU MEAN OLD MAN! Listener Krissy has a Q about piggyfronting her behind Peg him! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Aug 16, 202352 min

Ep 381C-Suites & Bullsheets!

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All you need to make your business successful is a C-Suite that you don't pay and 6-10 side hustles, according to Adam. But then again, he is a liar. Is Pete Davidson a love bomber? Producer Christina will do her best to find out Justin Trudeau is getting a divorce Fireside dumpster fire Bad interviewers Matchbox 20 & one of Bryan's former lovers Krissy looks wonderful! Back to Adam the Liar Other people call this a ponzi scheme Thanks for dying, Grandpa! You have to flow the web! CEO CFO COO CSO CIO CLO CNO The banks want to see this It’s all about the C-Suite, but paying them? Nah LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Aug 14, 202349 min

Ep 380Adam & His Web Flows

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Web flow! Leads! SEO! Vague Battle Plans! That's how Adam The Liar does it at Global Corporate Holdings, which we have all definitely heard of and which is absolutely legit. What Would Frankie Do We love our truckers Phones causing trouble Are we going back to flip phones? The guy in NY who got turned into a dog (a border collie) Furbies????? Burning Man The ssssands of time Bryan’s anal about his bed (we get it, king) I’m rendering! Adam the Liar has changed his brand again John Anthony did another breakdown of Adam The Liar John, it’s giving jealous Adam on why businesses fail Global Corporate Holdings is a real business Web flow! Don’t pay the bills, that’s business The best laid plans are vague LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Aug 11, 202355 min

Ep 379He's Six Feet Blunder!

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Bryyyyyannnn! It's your mom! No...really, it's Bryan's mom, here to give us her take on Swervin' Irving's funeral so we can find out once and for all if Bryan's lyin'! Jesus Leprosy coming back in Florida Weird meats! Human mice hybrids??? Bryan wants to be a meth dealer RIP Sinead O’Connor & Paul Reubens The Pee-wee Herman Show Masturbating in the porn cinema Listen to Irving’s funeral episode here Bryan’s Mom makes a guest appearance!! Bryan’s mom gives her take on Swerving Irving’s funeral Don’t get into a limo at a retirement community Irving was a stubborn man! Bryan’s Mom want’s her ashes sitting on the dining room table LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Aug 9, 202351 min

Ep 378Two Wettings & A Funeral

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From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic funeral A funeral planned by his first of three wives I cannot in good conscience give a rundown of this funeral…you just have to listen I will say it involves a runaway golf cart, emails read aloud, and a bad casket lowerer Burn Bryan to a crisp and snort him at the party Write us a eulogy for Bryan! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Aug 7, 202348 min

Ep 377Exhume That D

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Sweet, sweet Frankie...while words may elude him, he always delivers (just not always in the bedroom). What Would Frankie Do stickers! Oppenheimer Globby cocaine Traveling ketamine Hamptons doctors Can we camp in the Hamptons? Palm Beach tunnels Real Housewives Frankie B on ED He’s seen an alarming amount of soft peens Frankie says you’re insecure! We love that sexual stamma Fire your barber! Frankie’s Follicles! Buzz those nose hairs, people "Exhume" confidence LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Aug 4, 20231h 4m

Ep 376Pray in Tongues, Girl

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It's all cocks, no aircon here at TCB! Bryan gets chased by a chicken, but discovers cock worship...could this be the most perfect video for TCB yet? Airbnb sucks! No AC, no internet, all problems Don't be a baby about being a baby Bryan gets chased by a chicken in Spain La princesa de la casa (Bryan) Mean Airbnb hosts Cock worship! Worship cock to save humanity Pass the collection cock, girl Moses parted the Semen A cock selfie?…wait no, be present Pray in tongues United Federation of Cock Worship Got Cock? Objectify Karl! Is your sex center open? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Aug 2, 202353 min

Ep 375Bryan Is A Branch!

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Ah, the rituals of our time, cameras and cocaine. Just put your cameras down and pray the coke away, that's the story of Potifer after all. The european half shower Bryan’s sick of the influencers! Miranda Lambert…it’s giving crotchety Instagram spiritual gurus Alchemize in the shadows Disney adults Naked Attraction Cameras in airbnbs Vibrator emergency! Radical Dudes For Christ The Power The pray to rehab to born again pipeline Just pray the coke away! Joseph is a fruitful tree, Bryan is a dead branch A sermonette! Potifer? Potifer and The Power, a love story LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 31, 202357 min

Ep 374Why Are You So Rad?

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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...a religious episode of TCB!!!! This episode goes from cone ham to marijuana cigarettes, but we really just want to know why you're so rad! Panning for podcast gold Baby Dante spares the baptized Hen Dos in Spain Ole ole ole! Ham in an ice cream cone Hi to Ham Market Joe! The Podcast Magazine interview It’s Lil’ Karl! The Power Squad (for the lord) Splittin' bricks Eye of The Lord Why are you so radical? Kids don’t go anywhere sneaky to do drugs anymore Only pussies wear bell bottoms The bell bottom to crack cocaine pipeline Bryan is not a manly man “Marijuana cigarettes” LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 28, 202349 min

Ep 373It's A Mystery Sweepstakes

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Stick it in, we're winning ten million dollars! Bryan & Krissy find a mandela effect mystery that Bryan solves! All for Gen X's trust issues... Podcast comment scams We get distracted too easily Bryan loves to cry Barbenheimer Ryan Gosling Getting addicted to ibuprofen William H. Macy Bryan’s teeth (they’re bad) A very concerning oral surgeon Bryan, please get us the best dental insurance money can buy BBJ Why Gen X doesn’t trust anyone Ed McMann & Publishers Clearing House Is Krissy Bryan’s binky? The Mandela Effect Bryan solves a mystery LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 26, 202353 min

Ep 372Those Analytic Juices

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We’re movin’, groovin’, and poopin’ on vacation! Bryan & Krissy are back from their vacations and they have a LOT to catch up on, including Brad Grunberg, The Y Files, and a 3 question IQ test. We’re back from vacation! Astrid gives Bryan street cred (and she hates him) Ikea couples troubles Putting grills together Traveling with a partner: the ultimate test Brick gut Pooping on vacation Brad Grunberg Listen to our first and second episode about Brad Grunberg Update on the woman from Love Connection! Apparently we have an IMDB page The moon landing… People believe Kubrick was forced to direct it We need hot takes on TCB! The Y Files 3 question IQ test Maybe we aren’t the brightest, but at least we’re fun! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 24, 202346 min

Ep 371She's Good Old Girl

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We're going back to something we know and love... it's Love Connection! Get yourself a good old Tennessee gal and go Black Tie Bowling, because this is going to be a fuzzy, champagne-fueled ride. Bryan & Krissy are back from vacation! Bryan’s stressed about taking the kids on a plane We found the woman from Love Connection He looks like Kris Kristofferson Bryan & Krissy giving us fake news…Kris Kristofferson is NOT dead Romance…someone who smokes and drinks Bryan swallowed a diaphragm once? Fancy Francy! What does his ass hair look like? Black Tie Bowling This girl’s out here double booking herself! Chuck isn’t asking the follow up questions we deserve So many perms Stickers on the first date She’s a good old gal! Don’t remember most of the date? That’s fine LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 21, 202351 min

Ep 370Sincerely, This Sucks

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Be authentic, sincere, and joyful in your Hardee’s recommendations, or at least fake it. That’s customer service, baby! It's Britney, bitch Bryan’s concerned Dr. Drew? Dr. Phil? Caffeine mania Everybody’s crazy, right? Britney has a new song coming out with Will.i.am (but Bryan and Krissy don’t know that yet) Krissy and Britney are buds… Web.3 A Hardee’s training video One customer at a time The service…phenomenal Bungee jumping, sex in water, and Taco Bell are for The Youth! PULL UP I want to go to Dinko’s… Be sincere, or at least fake it LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 19, 202348 min

Ep 369I Want My D Rack Ribs

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Bryan & Krissy take a rambling road down memory lane via food, Jam Land, and the lottery. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m hungry for an Awesome Blossom… Astrid is ON IT! She’s in charge of the food and Bryan’s ruining it Homemade vs boxed mac n cheese Ina Garten A jaeger-ater on your back porch? Jam Land! Bryan: he can’t cook, he can’t bake, he can’t jam! How do you tell someone you don’t like their food? Bryan’s melting grill A sushi system Scammin' the lotto Everyone in America has been to a Chili's Diarrhea Rack Ribs Bryan’s customers who won the lottery Bryan & Krissy would definitely still work if they won the lottery TCB, it’s an honest job Everybody should work at a restaurant! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 17, 202344 min

Ep 368Brad, The Cock-Tail, Christie

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We’ve got a follow up to Episode 367, and it turns out, Bryan hit the nail on the head with old Bus Station Brad! Back to Brad The Virgin Bryan was right! A Tale of Two Grunbergs Brad Grunberg’s filmography The scientology sitch Dancewear sales to ping pong champ Brad’s looking for that next innuendo It’s hard to say hi! Audiences in the 80s were easily impressed Becky and her necky Brad Cocktail Christie My cock, your tail Got any ranch? Brad did actually put some of this on his instagram a few days ago... Who’s she gonna choose? They’re going to Tahoe! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 14, 202353 min

Ep 367Brad VanBusStation

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Bryan & Krissy watch one of the most mystifying Love Connections yet, where Brad VanBurgenstern, the virgin, takes his date to some very suspicious places because, as he says, "the night is still in diapers, babe." The oldest dog in the world is 31! Bryan’s history of strange neighbors (and parrots) Don’t stick your fingers near the birds! Birds of a feather flock together… Love Connection (for hot girl summer) Show a little knee Dancewear Sales This guy is a wild one I’m ugly, I’m a virgin, and I love the camera! Animated Brad Old birks or restaurant shoes? Vicki is so slay “The nights still in diapers, babe” The bus station and the temple, a perfect date We’re doing a full investigative report on this date! Bryan’s going down the rabbit hole for this one It’s a TCB TBD LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 12, 202350 min

Ep 366Dot Your I's and Cross Your P's!

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Hey girl, Carl wants you to join Christian Cocks for Christ so he doesn't have to preach on a full dick anymore... Taylor Swift Her dad made 15 million on the sale of her catalog He supposedly didn't know this The Green Boys stay scammin' The Spreadsheet Would you rather be ridiculously rich for a decade or comfortable for the rest of your life? Lifestyle creep Poor PTSD The money sending guys on tiktok Hey girl, Carl’s still full of shit Two penises in the shape of a cross, that's Cocks for Christ Rick Warren Twisting religion for power and money The Megachurch Monsters Women pastors The Duggars LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 10, 202347 min

Ep 365I Will Discipline You...

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Naughty, naughty boys! Bryan & Krissy return to a classic, Blind Date in 1999, and these men are gonna punish their date (not in a fun way)... A violent threesome The age of sexual exploration A true story of a threesome Bryan had with 2 models Vanna White Blind Date Go Cilla! Bryan sets the scene… An homage to Austin Powers Bryan makes an embarrassing assumption A Scouse, its a type of animal (a Liverpuddlian) You live and breathe clubs dont ya Dating Naked/Naked Attraction Extra sweets for being naughty ;) Bryan’s sourcing other options Fetishes! Chainmail vest Chest wigs Twink vibes She chose…him? A cuban vacay? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 7, 202358 min

Ep 364I See Nana!

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Should we maybe not disturb Nana's eternal rest? Eh, who cares, we're GHOST HUNTIN'! Bryan & Krissy dive into aliens, conspiracy theories, and, of course, ghost hunters on this episode of TCB. The Y Files We believe in aliens, but we don’t believe the kooks we watch The Wackadoo Network Whistleblowers Oliver Stone & his delusions Bryan’s conspiracy theories The lady who woke up…in her casket Sensory deprivation tanks Ghost Hunters!!! Bryan gets beep happy (apologies from audio producer Christina) It's Great Nana! Nay, Rocket Great Nana The blue bob of Great Nana Hey ghost, guess my age! CC for the smoke detector BILLY THE CAMERAMAN LIVES LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 5, 202353 min

Ep 363Frankie's Follicles

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The follicles have spoken, and they do NOT want to be put back on Frankie's head! Somebody help them! AAAAAAALIEEEEEEENS Dirty Phil from ITV! TCB Minus Baby Dante Tickle my taint sir! All the pervs in hollywood and the news Frankie B on hair transplants Who’s wearing baseball cap to fancy places? mAN, he’s got a full head of hair! A former girlfriend gave him a complex Billboards…they work! Step by step A lengthy process…two whole days Did this follicle live? Only the professionals know… There's a whole lot of novocaine here Aaaaaand it takes a year to get your hair to grow in LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 3, 202355 min

Ep 362Mr. Spirit, OUT

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If you're a spirit trying to talk to Theresa, you better get in line and follow directions! For someone who never gives a clear answer, she sure seems to have some clear requirements for poor old Spirit. Scandoval Once again, Bryan’s Scandoval info is incorrect Bryan’s tiktok algorithm is exposing him! Hot girls taking baths in milk and cereal? Bryan had salmonella for 3 weeks Fleetwood Mac Drugs! Community! Krissy & her test kitchen The brown acid Theresa & Barb continue! It’s a week of Theresa This is just an age old con Calling yourself an empath makes you the worst She’s got requirements for Spirit! Spirit said text me when ur ready xx Get your story straight, Theresa!!!! Everytime Theresa laughs a spirit dies She’s humble! How does she chill? She binges Friends Bryan thinks its weird that she drinks water with a straw LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 30, 20231h 1m

Ep 361Unlocked and Unblocked

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Bryan & Krissy are back trying to make sense of Theresa Caputo's many, many lies. And, Barbara Corcoran just can't get away from Theresa's wig. Skatetown, USA Patrick Swayze & Scott Baio The greatest story ever rolled… Should we watch Skatetown together on YouTube? Theresa Caputo & Barbara Corcoran She’s so honest… Spirits might exist, but Theresa is a liar She was on Dr.Oz, who is definitely legit Ol’ namedropping Theresa Her brain is flatlining What about the bad guy? Barbara is def trying to expand her audience…but she does not like Theresa There's no negativity? Sus The logic just isn’t there Barbara is really fixed on the wig Oh Theresa…so full of shit LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 28, 202346 min

Ep 360She's Big Sac Certified!

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She's got big hair and a bigger sac...Theresa's back and she's certified SAC! Um, Spiritual Awareness Class certified, that is. Bryan has to get a new car The blinker fluid blues Car Mom is the best If you ride with Bryan you’re sitting in a car seat Big sticks and small sticks Radio technology! In a limo! 96.7 The Legend Bryan used to call his mom from the radio station Ask Bryan’s Mom Theresa Caputo being interviewed by Barbara Corcoran She’s got a microphone in her hair…yeah yeah yeah It looks just like a wig bRYAN & KRissy’s secret word She wasn’t scared, but she woke up with blood curdling screams What was missing for Theresa? She’s out here acting like she’s the first medium ever This is a well worn con! Barb is wildin with these questions She’s got a degree from SAC LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 26, 20231h 2m

Ep 359Shh...Just Look At My Body!

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Bryan takes us on a winding journey through a Choose Your Own Adventure that was born in the hellscape that is his mind... Vending machines for clean pipes, needles, and narcan Decriminalize it all! When you tell somebody they can’t, that’s all they want to do Secret Southern Burning Man Festival Bryan went and wore a kilt with no knickers, as is tradition Don’t drink anyone's magic water Do your thing, and don’t harm anyone AI is getting scary Would you rather, as given to us by AI It’s a Choose Your Own Adventure! Ten hits of acid or fuck Frankie B? Bryan couldn’t look at Frankie B intimately We’re really diving into these situations! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 23, 202352 min

Ep 358My Morning Milking!

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Get up, milk me, make my breakfast, and vacuum for the Lord! You'd think you weren't a complementarian, and I can't have that as a wife! Bryan’s talking airplanes again People who are too eager to help Bryan’s a nice person, but DON’T talk to him on a plane Don't bother people on airplanes! And don't make a mess in the bathroom Hypocritical bohemians Bryan's going on vacation thank god God told me to tell you to shut up 7 tips on how to get a submissive wife Are you complementarian? God bless Carl Carl’s little peepee walks with The Lord We have hope for this girl, she’s gonna escape one day Don’t you want to be precious? Shang knows an awful lot about ig models It’s not misogyny because God said so! EPM 21:21 Oops! I made you a shit pie! But I’m still smiling! Vacuum for The Lord They got to 7! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 21, 202357 min

Ep 357Shut Up & Walk With Christ

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Baby, shut your mouth and walk with God, dammit! Bryan & Krissy do a deep dive into the world of submissive Christian wives, and they learn how to lead a rebellious wife. Senior pranks gone wrong Teens doing mean things Bryan went to space camp Getting high on pixie stix Karma is gonna get Bryan via his children Twisting religion to your personal whims Bang bang!!! Submissive Christian wives How To Lead a Rebellious Wife The Bible is easily twisted This guy is definitely part of a men’s group Men's rights is nothing Women? A liability! These guys don't know where the clit is Men need self control! We need to take him to a party in the woods These rebellious women are trying to take your money! You gotta stay calm when your woman is in a frenzy There’s hope for you, man LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 19, 202346 min

Ep 356Thou Shalt Rewind The Boner

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Give this guy an industrial strength fishing rod, because he needs to reel it in! No smooching before marriage, or you're gonna get the bang bang penis explosion. Al Pacino: 83 and having a baby Bryan’s in the Old Dads Club, but he’s not THAT old! They might not know their dad, but they can watch Scarface Bryan is more similar to the Bama girls than he realizes Chronic overpackers Flights are always full now! What are your dating rules? You can’t marry someone without sleeping with them first, right? How to Snag a Dick, by Krissy Is it on trend to have a submissive wife? Barf! Krissy’s mom was a Bad Bitch Queen Bee Waiting until marriage to kiss Do snakes have hands? Self control? Nah Bryan’s a pleasures of the flesh kind of guy The bang bang Contrary to popular belief, men do have self control She's had no bangers and mash! We are sex posi at TCB Baby Dante is HUNGRY Why buy the cow when you can get the milk? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 16, 20231h 1m

Ep 355Shut Your Cheesy Potato Mouth!

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The Podcast Machine, Bama rush, and...cheesy potatoes? Bryan & Krissy truly cover it all in this episode! HBO Max aka MAX is triflin! We need more seasons Bama rush & Bama rush tiktok #justenough The Machine The Podcast Machine TCB’s target demographic is, of course, sorority girls Bryan went to a Clemson game He met a game day genie Who cut the sleeves off? Bryan went to one of the best restaurants in the world The history of the rainforest cafe Bangers and Mash, the detective show Bryan slanders a full english We’ve seen a lot of strange food addictions on this show... Time for cheese and potatoes! 8000 calories a day CHEESEY POTATOES FOR LYFE She's crying and shaking whilst eating broccoli They cant even eat in the same room Don't be baby, eat veggies LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 14, 202353 min

Ep 353Traveling Bryan & 3 Vodka Krissy

Bryan finds himself amongst the plebes on an international flight, but Krissy gives him a hot travel tip. Phil from ITV has left the building The UK feels like home to Bryan King Bryan of TCB and his cardboard fort Bryan went to London The London Podcast Show Type D TCB has an agent! We love Matt! Thank you to AdvertiseCast Bryan is irresistible, irreplaceable, and irrepressible? Krissy orders three vodkas on an airplane Bryan was too good for the tube & played himself Which side of the street do you walk on? Britain is just better than the US at airporting Americans act like children at the airport LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 12, 202352 min

Ep 353The Straight-Line Zig-Zag Method

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From Pluto to Mars, that's a Straightline Win Win Certified Close! Bryan & Krissy return to Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method. Whats the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten? Live octopus, beef heart, raw chicken Just…don’t listen to the first 10 minutes of this episode if you are eating World’s biggest testicles Breakup convos Quiet dumping Bring back The Tripod of Sales! Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method The Straight-Line Method thirty seven other steps The Wolf of Wall Street taught Paul Cruz all he knows Trust a salesman? Never! It’s a win-win situation You’re gonna get erections in the opening It's pluto! It’s mars! It's a convoluted straight line! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 9, 202349 min