The Cinemile

Dave walks home from The Magnificent Seven without Cathy, but with a special guest - his Dad. With Cathy not around, this podcast became a testosterone-charged, Western-fuelled, drunken mess. SPOILER WARNING: We spoil the ending at 14:30. I give a heads up before it happens in the episode. No spoilers before that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from The Girl on the Train, the year's best movie about a girl who's on a train. WARNING: We kind of accidentally did a spoiler early in the review, and then it goes full-blown spoilers right after that, for the book and movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Hell or High Water and/or Swiss Army Man. This episode contains two cinema trips, one spilt coffee, one bus trip, a drunk guy shouting and only one actual film review. No spoilers for either movie. Closing Music: "Outlaw State of Mind" - Chris Stapleton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Kubo and the Two Strings, during which the cinema staff embarrassingly noted this was their second trip in 24 hours. This episode is spoiler-free. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the third movie in the Bridget Jones saga. Cathy's seen them all, Dave's seen none of them. Note - Cathy is wearing very loud shoes. Also, when she said Star Trek (twice), she meant Star Wars (sin!) WARNING - Cathy accidentally spoils the ending at 16:07. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Sausage Party, and throw in a bonus review of HBO series The Night Of, which they series-binged in less than 24 hours. The Night Of Review begins at 07:49. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy are in France, the only country where the remastered version of Predator (1987) is on cinematic release, for some reason. They're joined by Cathy's sister Jacqui and her boyfriend Guillaume, neither of whom have seen Predator before. WARNING: Nobody had any time to bleed during this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the movie from the guy who did that TV show that time. Being the consummate professionals they are, they arrived late and then one of them left halfway through to get a cup of tea. Subscribe to The Cinemile Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Suicide Squad, which they went to very reluctantly. We could tell you a summary of our thoughts here, but the real headline is that Cathy enjoyed it more than Captain America: Civil War..... Yep. WARNING: Spoilers from 15:50 onwards. Subscribe to The Cinemile Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Star Trek Beyond, with special guest star Linda - mother-in-law and mother extraordinaire. Of the three of them: one of them didn't understand a major part of the villain's character, one of them couldn't follow any of the action scenes, and one of them couldn't see anything, understand any of the dialogue, or knew what the hell was going on. WARNING: Major spoilers throughout. And here's Dave's Inverted Pyramid of Star Trek Movies, which was mentioned. Subscribe to The Cinemile Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Ghostbusters. No, not that one, the other one. Highlights include: Dave making inadvertently sexist comments and Cathy being unable to say the title "Wild Wild West" correctly. There aren't any spoilers, but there is a whole lot of shoddy audio quality, and that is entirely Dave's fault, and for which he wholeheartedly apologises for, in the third person. Subscribe to The Cinemile Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy and Dave walk home from The Secret Life of Pets, which they chose to watch on a regretful hangover morning. Despite the positive effects of popcorn, a Cornetto and occasional napping, the movie worsened the hangovers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy walks out of Independence Day: Resurgence and Dave somehow stuck it out until the end. WARNING: If you do care about seeing this movie (which we would advise against), Dave does spoil a pretty major plot point. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Money Monster, which had a rare and welcome running time of just over 90 minutes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy walks home from Everybody Wants Some!! without Dave. Because she's in Cork with special guest walking companion... her mother, Linda. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from "X-Men: Apocalypse," which one of them LOVED and the other DIDN'T. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from "Our Kind of Traitor", which they went to because nothing else was on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Captain America: Civil War. Cathy is pissed off, Dave isn't. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy review Jon Favreau's The Jungle Book. This episode contains a shitload of spoilers and some swearing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices