The Cinemile

Dave and Cathy walk home from "F8: Fast Fate 2 Furiously Fast - Family Edition", the latest in the ongoing soap-opera that is The Fast and the Furious. Note: Cathy says the word 'stupid' more than they say the word 'family'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from one of the worst cinema outings they've ever had, but it wasn't the movie's fault. Their screen contained: Two entire rows of chatty 10 year old boys A guy playing air guitar to the soundtrack Two mobile phones that people refused to silence Despite all this, the cinema still managed to attract two Hollywood stars, who we saw in the lobby on the way out. You'll have to listen to find out who... CLICK BAIT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the latest movie about a load of astronauts that make a series of terrible choices. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy saw a special screening of Beauty and the Beast weeks before its release, but forgot to invite Dave. To make things worse, she also saw lots of exclusive Star Wars and Marvel stuff that she cares nothing about. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave visits The Great Wall with special guest Lee Gant from "WTP Paranormal Podcast." This episode contains some cans, pub noise and a whole lot of the phrase "frog wolves". Follow Lee's podcast on Twitter @WTPParanormal. CORRECTION: The director of The Great Wall is Zhang Yimou, not Edward Zwick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Logan, limping and covered in blood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Best Picture winner Moonlight with special guest Franny. It lived up to the hype. Closing Music: "Hello Stranger" - Barbara Lewis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave walks to the pub with guests Lee, Tom and Scott after a trip to The Invisible Man (1933) at London's historic Regent Street Cinema. If you want to play a fun drinking game, take a drink every time somebody says the words "throttle" or "throttling". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Fences, Denzel Washington's feature directorial debut, adapted from the August Wilson play he also starred in with Viola Davis. Joining them is special guest star Bronagh, who is forced to defend Rogue One from Dave for a bonus "Inside the House" podcast after the Fences review. This episode is jam-packed, so here's how it goes: 00:00 - Fences review 13:25 - Fences - Spoiler Street 24:00 - "Inside the House" - Rogue One 37:40 - Back to Fences, and some Oscar chat Closing Music: 'Old Dog Blues' - Jim Jackson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave (no Cathy this week, sadly) walks laps of the BFI Imax at London Waterloo with special guests Kobi and Helen from the Flixwatcher podcast. This episode features a Lego Batman Would You Rather challenge, a GPS tracker and a surprising amount of maths. We highly recommend listening to the Flixwatcher podcast and following them on Twitter. We've featured on their show several times and it's a great listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave gatecrashes Cathy's Ladies Night for a Valentine's Day Cinemile special, with SIX (count em) special guests - Tessa, Ash, Jacqui, Catherine, Anna and Gill. This episode includes: - Dave reading extracts from Fifty Shades of Grey - A round of Billionaire Playboy Snog Marry Avoid - Fifty Shades trivia - Alcohol - Genuine pub sound effects - One of the worst movies we've ever seen Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Jackie - a biopic with more whispering than a Steven Seagal movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy are joined by their Australian correspondent Tessa on the walk home from Lion - a movie about the worst case scenario of falling asleep on the train. There wasn't a dry face in the audience, except for Tessa, who it appears is incapable of producing tears. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy's walk home from La La Land. Contains: singing, intense arguing about the ending and a whole lot of cold-induced sniffling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home in the rain from Passengers - a critically maligned space romance with Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt, which is WAY creepier than the marketing would have you believe. WARNING: Spoilers for the movie from 6:50. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Christmas! So Dave and Cathy did a slightly longer Cinemile (longer in that they travelled about ten miles) to see It's A Wonderful Life for the first time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy run through 2016 in cinema. Their top 5 movies, biggest letdowns and overall worst title of the year. They do all this on a train... because, why not? Let us know your top movies of the year @thecinemile on Twitter or [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the movie that is kind of a Star War, but isn't really a Star War. Dave thought it was terrible, Cathy thought it was "neither here nor there." She also thought Forest Whitaker was Darth Vader. WARNING: Spoilers for Godzilla (2014), minor spoilers for Star Trek Beyond and lots of spoilers for Rogue One (though there will be an audio warning for that). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy and returning guest - her mother Linda - drive home from Disney's latest, Moana. WARNING: Contains mild singing and positive vibes throughout. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy went away for the weekend, so Dave foolishly decided to watch all 13 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies back to back (with some sleep in between). This episode is split across three parts - one for each of the hellish days that Dave experienced. WARNING: There will be spoilers for each movie. DAY 3 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) - 0:00 (with guest Joe Kiely) Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) - 23:01 (mit guest Tom Fitzpatrick) The Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) - 53:02 Ant Man (2015) - 1:02:57 Captain America: Civil War (2016) - 1:13:36 Music "The Girl from Ipanema" – composed by Antonio Carlos Jobim; performed by an uncredited group (background music from Blues Brothers elevator scene) Cisco Default Hold Music Optus Number 1 - Darrick Deel, Tim Carleton, and Cisco Left Bank Two (Elevator Music) – Wayne Hill Come and Get Your Love - Redbone The Final Countdown (Kazoo Cover) – Manuel Pachecho The Incredible Hulk Lonely Man Theme – Joe Harnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy went away for the weekend, so Dave foolishly decided to watch all 13 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies back to back (with some sleep in between). This episode is split across three parts - one for each of the hellish days that Dave experienced. WARNING: There will be spoilers for each movie. DAY 2 Iron Man 2 (2010) - 0:00 Thor (2011) - 13:07 Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) (with guest Joe Kiely) - 24:40 The Avengers (2012) - 42:06 Iron Man 3 (2013) - 51:22 Thor: The Dark World (2013) - 59:50 Music "The Girl from Ipanema" – composed by Antonio Carlos Jobim; performed by an uncredited group (background music from Blues Brothers elevator scene) Cisco Default Hold Music Optus Number 1 - Darrick Deel, Tim Carleton, and Cisco Left Bank Two (Elevator Music) – Wayne Hill Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy went away for the weekend, so Dave foolishly decided to watch all 13 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies back to back (with a bit of sleep in between). This episode is split across three parts - one for each of the hellish days that Dave experienced. WARNING: Spoilers for each movie. DAY 1 Iron Man (2008) - 12:27 The Incredible Hulk (2008) - 23:41 Music "The Girl from Ipanema" – composed by Antonio Carlos Jobim; performed by an uncredited group (background music from Blues Brothers elevator scene) The Incredible Hulk Lonely Man Theme – Joe Harnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy are joined by their Gen-Z correspondent, Jasie. She doesn't know who Colin Farrell is, but she knows her Harry Potter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the movie that makes up for Independence Day: Resurgence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the latest Marvel movie with special guest walker John McEvoy. They entered with varying expectations - John knew nothing about it, Cathy is done with Marvel and Dave just watched all the Marvel movies in a row. They left.... with the same opinion! #Unity SPOILERS from 11.28 onwards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, a sequel with a title that implies that you should not do sequels. There are no spoilers in this ep, but there is a big ol' rat that appeared down by the river and was totes gross. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave walks home from The Magnificent Seven without Cathy, but with a special guest - his Dad. With Cathy not around, this podcast became a testosterone-charged, Western-fuelled, drunken mess. SPOILER WARNING: We spoil the ending at 14:30. I give a heads up before it happens in the episode. No spoilers before that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from The Girl on the Train, the year's best movie about a girl who's on a train. WARNING: We kind of accidentally did a spoiler early in the review, and then it goes full-blown spoilers right after that, for the book and movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Hell or High Water and/or Swiss Army Man. This episode contains two cinema trips, one spilt coffee, one bus trip, a drunk guy shouting and only one actual film review. No spoilers for either movie. Closing Music: "Outlaw State of Mind" - Chris Stapleton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Kubo and the Two Strings, during which the cinema staff embarrassingly noted this was their second trip in 24 hours. This episode is spoiler-free. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the third movie in the Bridget Jones saga. Cathy's seen them all, Dave's seen none of them. Note - Cathy is wearing very loud shoes. Also, when she said Star Trek (twice), she meant Star Wars (sin!) WARNING - Cathy accidentally spoils the ending at 16:07. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Sausage Party, and throw in a bonus review of HBO series The Night Of, which they series-binged in less than 24 hours. The Night Of Review begins at 07:49. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy are in France, the only country where the remastered version of Predator (1987) is on cinematic release, for some reason. They're joined by Cathy's sister Jacqui and her boyfriend Guillaume, neither of whom have seen Predator before. WARNING: Nobody had any time to bleed during this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the movie from the guy who did that TV show that time. Being the consummate professionals they are, they arrived late and then one of them left halfway through to get a cup of tea. Subscribe to The Cinemile Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Suicide Squad, which they went to very reluctantly. We could tell you a summary of our thoughts here, but the real headline is that Cathy enjoyed it more than Captain America: Civil War..... Yep. WARNING: Spoilers from 15:50 onwards. Subscribe to The Cinemile Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Star Trek Beyond, with special guest star Linda - mother-in-law and mother extraordinaire. Of the three of them: one of them didn't understand a major part of the villain's character, one of them couldn't follow any of the action scenes, and one of them couldn't see anything, understand any of the dialogue, or knew what the hell was going on. WARNING: Major spoilers throughout. And here's Dave's Inverted Pyramid of Star Trek Movies, which was mentioned. Subscribe to The Cinemile Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Ghostbusters. No, not that one, the other one. Highlights include: Dave making inadvertently sexist comments and Cathy being unable to say the title "Wild Wild West" correctly. There aren't any spoilers, but there is a whole lot of shoddy audio quality, and that is entirely Dave's fault, and for which he wholeheartedly apologises for, in the third person. Subscribe to The Cinemile Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy and Dave walk home from The Secret Life of Pets, which they chose to watch on a regretful hangover morning. Despite the positive effects of popcorn, a Cornetto and occasional napping, the movie worsened the hangovers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy walks out of Independence Day: Resurgence and Dave somehow stuck it out until the end. WARNING: If you do care about seeing this movie (which we would advise against), Dave does spoil a pretty major plot point. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Money Monster, which had a rare and welcome running time of just over 90 minutes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy walks home from Everybody Wants Some!! without Dave. Because she's in Cork with special guest walking companion... her mother, Linda. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from "X-Men: Apocalypse," which one of them LOVED and the other DIDN'T. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from "Our Kind of Traitor", which they went to because nothing else was on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Captain America: Civil War. Cathy is pissed off, Dave isn't. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy review Jon Favreau's The Jungle Book. This episode contains a shitload of spoilers and some swearing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices