The Cinemile

Dave and Cathy get up super early to watch the first episode of Season 7 of Game of Thrones, and then rush to get to work.On the way, they have a big argument about Wun Wun the Giant and THAT cameo.WARNING: Spoilers for this episode and every other Game of Thrones episode before this. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy stay in for a lazy Sunday Cinemetre. By popular demand, they watch a movie about three men and a moustache.They get to the bottom of the legend of the ghost on set, and also discover the brilliant French title of the movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Baby Driver, a movie centred around spectacular car stunts to which Cathy said "meh, I could do that." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy stay in and watch pregnancy-related horror Prevenge, which Dave found really funny and Cathy found really sad. They also got some tips on what not to do while pregnant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy take a walk in the park with special guest walker Chris Hewitt from the Empire Film Podcast. This podcast contains: - A busker- Several cups of coffee- Dave confronting Chris about Empire's Thunderdome competition- Oh, and a movie review Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy, her baby-sister Lizzie (not an actual baby) and mother Linda drive home from a widely-panned movie that they decide not to pan. Linda loved it so much she regularly yelled out "Excalibur!" at several points during the movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy couldn't face two hours of this widely-panned Tom Cruise movie, so Dave went along with Lee and Andy from "What's the Point: Paranormal Podcast". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from a DC superhero movie that has actual heroes in it, with special guest walker Lauren Berry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walked to Baywatch singing the theme song, with much excitement.They walked out before the end, not singing, with much disappointment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the 50th episode!Dave and Cathy do a special crossover with Martin and Sam from "Song by Song" - a podcast in which they review every Tom Waits track in chronological order. They watch Francis Ford Coppola's 1982 disaster, which bankrupted a studio, derailed his career, but at least bagged Tom Waits an Oscar nomination for the soundtrack.The walk to the train contains bad navigation, a canal, lots of mud and an angry swan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Goldie Hawn’s first movie in 15 years. They were both happy to see her, but had very different reactions to the movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk a different Cinemile from a different cinema to a different home. Same old Alien, though. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy and special returning guest - her mother Linda - walk home from Their Finest. A movie about a movie about a war. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from The Boss Baby, because they were procrastinating from packing up the house. Don't judge them! Also, it turned out to be a lot better than either of them were expecting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Guardians 2 with the one person they could find who had never seen Guardians 1, or in fact any Marvel movie - our special returning guest, Anna. Closing Music Guardians Inferno (feat. David Hasselhoff) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy don't walk anywhere this week, because they were tired and Cathy is pregnant and sick! Because they're having a baby, they decided to stay in and try and glean some parenting tips from Look Who's Talking (1989). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from "F8: Fast Fate 2 Furiously Fast - Family Edition", the latest in the ongoing soap-opera that is The Fast and the Furious. Note: Cathy says the word 'stupid' more than they say the word 'family'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from one of the worst cinema outings they've ever had, but it wasn't the movie's fault. Their screen contained: Two entire rows of chatty 10 year old boys A guy playing air guitar to the soundtrack Two mobile phones that people refused to silence Despite all this, the cinema still managed to attract two Hollywood stars, who we saw in the lobby on the way out. You'll have to listen to find out who... CLICK BAIT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the latest movie about a load of astronauts that make a series of terrible choices. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy saw a special screening of Beauty and the Beast weeks before its release, but forgot to invite Dave. To make things worse, she also saw lots of exclusive Star Wars and Marvel stuff that she cares nothing about. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave visits The Great Wall with special guest Lee Gant from "WTP Paranormal Podcast." This episode contains some cans, pub noise and a whole lot of the phrase "frog wolves". Follow Lee's podcast on Twitter @WTPParanormal. CORRECTION: The director of The Great Wall is Zhang Yimou, not Edward Zwick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Logan, limping and covered in blood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Best Picture winner Moonlight with special guest Franny. It lived up to the hype. Closing Music: "Hello Stranger" - Barbara Lewis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave walks to the pub with guests Lee, Tom and Scott after a trip to The Invisible Man (1933) at London's historic Regent Street Cinema. If you want to play a fun drinking game, take a drink every time somebody says the words "throttle" or "throttling". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Fences, Denzel Washington's feature directorial debut, adapted from the August Wilson play he also starred in with Viola Davis. Joining them is special guest star Bronagh, who is forced to defend Rogue One from Dave for a bonus "Inside the House" podcast after the Fences review. This episode is jam-packed, so here's how it goes: 00:00 - Fences review 13:25 - Fences - Spoiler Street 24:00 - "Inside the House" - Rogue One 37:40 - Back to Fences, and some Oscar chat Closing Music: 'Old Dog Blues' - Jim Jackson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave (no Cathy this week, sadly) walks laps of the BFI Imax at London Waterloo with special guests Kobi and Helen from the Flixwatcher podcast. This episode features a Lego Batman Would You Rather challenge, a GPS tracker and a surprising amount of maths. We highly recommend listening to the Flixwatcher podcast and following them on Twitter. We've featured on their show several times and it's a great listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave gatecrashes Cathy's Ladies Night for a Valentine's Day Cinemile special, with SIX (count em) special guests - Tessa, Ash, Jacqui, Catherine, Anna and Gill. This episode includes: - Dave reading extracts from Fifty Shades of Grey - A round of Billionaire Playboy Snog Marry Avoid - Fifty Shades trivia - Alcohol - Genuine pub sound effects - One of the worst movies we've ever seen Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Jackie - a biopic with more whispering than a Steven Seagal movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy are joined by their Australian correspondent Tessa on the walk home from Lion - a movie about the worst case scenario of falling asleep on the train. There wasn't a dry face in the audience, except for Tessa, who it appears is incapable of producing tears. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy's walk home from La La Land. Contains: singing, intense arguing about the ending and a whole lot of cold-induced sniffling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home in the rain from Passengers - a critically maligned space romance with Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt, which is WAY creepier than the marketing would have you believe. WARNING: Spoilers for the movie from 6:50. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Christmas! So Dave and Cathy did a slightly longer Cinemile (longer in that they travelled about ten miles) to see It's A Wonderful Life for the first time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy run through 2016 in cinema. Their top 5 movies, biggest letdowns and overall worst title of the year. They do all this on a train... because, why not? Let us know your top movies of the year @thecinemile on Twitter or [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the movie that is kind of a Star War, but isn't really a Star War. Dave thought it was terrible, Cathy thought it was "neither here nor there." She also thought Forest Whitaker was Darth Vader. WARNING: Spoilers for Godzilla (2014), minor spoilers for Star Trek Beyond and lots of spoilers for Rogue One (though there will be an audio warning for that). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy and returning guest - her mother Linda - drive home from Disney's latest, Moana. WARNING: Contains mild singing and positive vibes throughout. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy went away for the weekend, so Dave foolishly decided to watch all 13 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies back to back (with some sleep in between). This episode is split across three parts - one for each of the hellish days that Dave experienced. WARNING: There will be spoilers for each movie. DAY 3 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) - 0:00 (with guest Joe Kiely) Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) - 23:01 (mit guest Tom Fitzpatrick) The Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) - 53:02 Ant Man (2015) - 1:02:57 Captain America: Civil War (2016) - 1:13:36 Music "The Girl from Ipanema" – composed by Antonio Carlos Jobim; performed by an uncredited group (background music from Blues Brothers elevator scene) Cisco Default Hold Music Optus Number 1 - Darrick Deel, Tim Carleton, and Cisco Left Bank Two (Elevator Music) – Wayne Hill Come and Get Your Love - Redbone The Final Countdown (Kazoo Cover) – Manuel Pachecho The Incredible Hulk Lonely Man Theme – Joe Harnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy went away for the weekend, so Dave foolishly decided to watch all 13 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies back to back (with some sleep in between). This episode is split across three parts - one for each of the hellish days that Dave experienced. WARNING: There will be spoilers for each movie. DAY 2 Iron Man 2 (2010) - 0:00 Thor (2011) - 13:07 Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) (with guest Joe Kiely) - 24:40 The Avengers (2012) - 42:06 Iron Man 3 (2013) - 51:22 Thor: The Dark World (2013) - 59:50 Music "The Girl from Ipanema" – composed by Antonio Carlos Jobim; performed by an uncredited group (background music from Blues Brothers elevator scene) Cisco Default Hold Music Optus Number 1 - Darrick Deel, Tim Carleton, and Cisco Left Bank Two (Elevator Music) – Wayne Hill Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cathy went away for the weekend, so Dave foolishly decided to watch all 13 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies back to back (with a bit of sleep in between). This episode is split across three parts - one for each of the hellish days that Dave experienced. WARNING: Spoilers for each movie. DAY 1 Iron Man (2008) - 12:27 The Incredible Hulk (2008) - 23:41 Music "The Girl from Ipanema" – composed by Antonio Carlos Jobim; performed by an uncredited group (background music from Blues Brothers elevator scene) The Incredible Hulk Lonely Man Theme – Joe Harnell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy are joined by their Gen-Z correspondent, Jasie. She doesn't know who Colin Farrell is, but she knows her Harry Potter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the movie that makes up for Independence Day: Resurgence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the latest Marvel movie with special guest walker John McEvoy. They entered with varying expectations - John knew nothing about it, Cathy is done with Marvel and Dave just watched all the Marvel movies in a row. They left.... with the same opinion! #Unity SPOILERS from 11.28 onwards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, a sequel with a title that implies that you should not do sequels. There are no spoilers in this ep, but there is a big ol' rat that appeared down by the river and was totes gross. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave walks home from The Magnificent Seven without Cathy, but with a special guest - his Dad. With Cathy not around, this podcast became a testosterone-charged, Western-fuelled, drunken mess. SPOILER WARNING: We spoil the ending at 14:30. I give a heads up before it happens in the episode. No spoilers before that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from The Girl on the Train, the year's best movie about a girl who's on a train. WARNING: We kind of accidentally did a spoiler early in the review, and then it goes full-blown spoilers right after that, for the book and movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Hell or High Water and/or Swiss Army Man. This episode contains two cinema trips, one spilt coffee, one bus trip, a drunk guy shouting and only one actual film review. No spoilers for either movie. Closing Music: "Outlaw State of Mind" - Chris Stapleton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Kubo and the Two Strings, during which the cinema staff embarrassingly noted this was their second trip in 24 hours. This episode is spoiler-free. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the third movie in the Bridget Jones saga. Cathy's seen them all, Dave's seen none of them. Note - Cathy is wearing very loud shoes. Also, when she said Star Trek (twice), she meant Star Wars (sin!) WARNING - Cathy accidentally spoils the ending at 16:07. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from Sausage Party, and throw in a bonus review of HBO series The Night Of, which they series-binged in less than 24 hours. The Night Of Review begins at 07:49. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy are in France, the only country where the remastered version of Predator (1987) is on cinematic release, for some reason. They're joined by Cathy's sister Jacqui and her boyfriend Guillaume, neither of whom have seen Predator before. WARNING: Nobody had any time to bleed during this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Cathy walk home from the movie from the guy who did that TV show that time. Being the consummate professionals they are, they arrived late and then one of them left halfway through to get a cup of tea. Subscribe to The Cinemile Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices