The Cider Shed - Ploughing through BBC's 'The Archers'

There was only one story in Ambridge for Keri, Peter and Matthew this week. Well, unless you count Tony's misery flashback.So, roll up your sleeves, queensbury rules, ding ding!• YOU. ME. CAR PARK. NOWWWW! : Vince launches his own private thriller in Manila.• Ben Noble : Is he though? • Tony's lost letter pulls at our guitar strings.• Tracy is a wonderful mum to Chelsea. There is no joke to be made here. May they both move on and achieve greatness.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Keri, Peter and Matthew discussed their respective places in The Cider Shed human centipede, Keri's ad-based decision to enter the Brighton marathon in a cow suit and the divine justice of kicking your Dad in the knackers. Somewhere in all of that soily mess, we unearthed an aged beer bottle with the following messages:• Ruth's lasagne therapy: Wrong on so many layers and is her boy pasta point of no return? • Kirsty pitches but Kate switches witches. • Cloakroom and dagger: Comrades Mia and Brad plan to attack hunts. (say it quickly) • Early bath for Beth: Ben's amazingly contrived plan to dump his girlfriend finally pays off.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey lush faces, This week Keri and Matthew run the village shop while Peter rests upstairs (arggghhh beware the stairs). We touch on Lord of the Rings, we touch on Tennant's Super, we touch on Kat Slater and we guarantee by the end of the show, you'll have touched cloth.**The Cider Shed takes no responsibility for people's untimely bowel movements when listening to the podcast. Oh. The Archers, ok then, yer tiz:Gate postgate: Brad becomes the second Horrobin sibling to get wood when swinging for Ben Archer.Mick is a four letter word: Has Speedo boy gone too fast? In the name of the mother, or not, in Paul's case: Denise's son turns up to examine Alistair. Wake vs Woke: Funerial Alice saddles up to Mia. Deal or no deal: Chelsea finally shows her hand. Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While Keri was off stalking Bryan Ferry, Peter and Matthew discussed entering The Archers witness protection program, putting the residents of Ambridge on trial, happy school days and the tenuous return of THAT jingle.What? You want Archers stuff? Ok... • Anti-Window Coalition: This payne in the arse storyline continues to stain our eardrums. • Eddie and Clarrie go all Tommy and Pammy: The Grundys get fleeced mid-date night. • Grand Russ Casino: Lily learns the price of genius.• Midwife crisis: Chelsea gets her calendar out while Tracy carries the load. • Emma AND Jim in the same episode: We're well having that.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Keri, Peter and Matthew as they attempt to smile for the camera. No easy feat after what was a shockingly soiled pants week in Ambridge. Pegged to the washing line we have:• Is Chelsea chalking this one up to experience? • Full exposure: Beth and Jill in a photo finish for biggest tosser. • Parting is such sweet sorrow: Toby heads to the home of The Bard. • Tony's back! Yes, that's how bad it was this week. • Kenton performs the last orders: The Bull bullshits the bullshitters.• Hot tub/Grime machine. Joy and Henry bring the Brookfield noise.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Keri, Peter and Matthew popped into the salon for a quick cut and gossip about Jeff Wayne's War of The Worlds, Mississippi Burning, Joe Pasquale's pillow talk, unsolicited dick pics and the dodgy meat market. Actually, on reflection, those last two sound the same. Once under the dryer we remembered we're here to discuss The Archers. So we did. In no particular order:• It's my party and I'll vom if I want to: Ben confuses birthdays and baby reveals. • Dire diary: Jolene gets Clarrie-fication on Komrade Kenton's Arkwright Hall pass.• Alan smashes Peggy's window shopping. • Leonard Llewellyn-Bowen has a sketchy past. • Beth gets the snip. Next up: Ben. • St Vincent of Casey plans a Paraparaumu pilgrimage. • George gobbles up 10% of the Turkey takings but will it be Eddie getting stuffed?Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeis Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

• Keri Ferry sounds much better then Shula Ferry. Now, off you pop to Sunderland. • Desperately disinteresting Dan: Back in yer horsebox mate. • Shula quiz. Question one: 'Why is Shula?' • Maiming ceremony disappoints. We may have possibly misheard the event description. • Ben/Her: Most people's second guess takes the mummy of all phonecalls.• Plus Keri and Matthew's *Columbo moment at the end. *Apologies to The Peter Fickling/Falk estates for the comparison.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, a returning Keri makes Peter and Matthew empty their respective attics.Strap in for a couple of rants, mostly Archers related.Behind the skirting board they found:Dire House more like: Could an affair make Justin and Lilian interesting again?We love having Chelsea back but who TAF is the Dad?Dear diary: David reminds Kenton of his teenage Adkins diet.Eggboy Josh flies the nest.Russellmania : A nation mourns as The King exits stage left.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Without Keri's Jim-like presence Peter and Matthew run riot in the grubby ball pit that was this week's The Archers.Topics covered include: Shaking Stevens (kind of), 70s lifts without doors, Graham Potter, Always Sunny, German Taxis, Fishponds and we reveal the identity of Treeboy.Somewhere in between we covered:• If there's a Russell in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now. He's just hiding from a crazy, pitchfork-wielding lynch mob.• We'd like to renew our Jim membership. • Dragons Den: 'It's a no from me'. Oliver refuses to invest in a tw4t's banger.• Lily makes an exhibition of herself.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Peter and Matthew buried the podcast in a field, went for a few free pints then dug it up again.There's talk of 80s Majorcan holidays, Bigtrak ownership, The Sisters of Mercy, Comrade Curtis Stigers and vampire classic The Hunger. Somewhere in between we covered:• Russ, Josh, Freddie or George : Was it interfamilial guinea pig lust or ravey baby gravy? • Shula takes a longer farewell tour than that blonde twat. • Justin sexy time: Ambridge's sex god knows Ruairi's game and yes, there's a jingle. • David has never bought a pint. • Tracy trades Chickenshit for Bullshit.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We see your future.The next 42 minutes of your life will be filled with wit and merriment. Keri, Peter and Matthew talk horoscopes, Star Wars, Paul Newman and much MUCH more.Oh and this Archers stuff:• Game over : Is Ruairi's brush with the oldest profession going to end in tears? • Heavy vetting latest : Could there be a Denise fan outing?• George continues his journey to the dark side. • Kiln in the name of : There's a Grundy piece in Willcox manor.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone,In our latest episode while Peter was away, Keri and Matthew took turns dunking each other in the paddling pool of insanity that was this week's The Archers.In between all of that we agreed to disagree on Hot Chip, asked 'have you ever spoken to a rock star and didn't know it?' and we touched on unfortunately shaped ceramics.First in at the deep end are:Mick Shagger: Do we trust this deeply unfunny man with our pride and Joy?Stella Maris: Well, this particular Stella. not so much...YOU'RE FIRED!!! Actually no, you're not. Tracy's into the next round of 'The Prentice'.Vaping Bad, Breaking Brad, we're all gagged out on this one. bit like naughty George.Justin and Lynda find common ground: Their awfulness.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Keri and Peter are rejoined by Matthew down in Lisbon, sounding like he's commentating on the 1967 European Cup final. In between whistling neighbours, Jethro Tull and the latest from The Ambridge Farmer's Conference, we pulled on our bath robes and looked deep into: • "She's sent the copper the wrong way!" : Lynda puts Harrison on the spotkick duty. • "I'm getting nutting." : Can Adil palm off Ambridge after his hand in Chelsea's dressing down ? • When the hen night turns ugly, Tracy chickens out.• Any Joy? Yes. Thankfully, two episodes worth. • Festival Pat just dropped. But only a cheeky half, honest. • Russ understands the cost of living. Is there no end to his selfless humanity? • Red water tonight: Tony's still sh1te.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Matthew away, it is left to Keri and Peter to wade through:• The interfamilial politics of stained glass windows. • Justin being a dreadful human being at home, work and the vet's surgery. • The knack to getting crack babies off to sleep: Tony's special rock. • Buying chips for homeless men. • Scampi as an aphrodisiac.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us this week as a submissive Keri, Peter and Matthew are pegged back by a dominantly weird week in The Archers.Under royal review are:• Male fraud: George burns, Harrison Burns, we ALL burn. • Tales from beyond the rave: Did Russ and Chelsea get too loved up?• The Horrobin Theorem: This genius plotline doesn't quite add up.• Rip it up and start again: Chris and Alice are bringing out a new album. • V is for Victory (and certain shaped pillows): Tom convinces Caitlin to move to the worst house on earth.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Find Matthew's Lemon Slice recipe here on facebook https://m.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/permalink/620967555916539/ or here on instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CgmnH_Xs2l4/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While Peter was away, Keri and Matthew weighed in on 'It's a Knockout' nostalgia, bikes vs trikes, open bars at cinemas (Y or N?) Oh, and THAT leadership race. In between slices of rhubarb hedgehog, we nibbled on:Who wants to be a Millionaire Shortbread eater? No one, apparently.New twins just dropped. Imagine being born into THAT family.Shula considers the missionary position. Can we help you pack?Goodbye, Ruby duvet. Adil has a change of sheets.Adam! The Pits!! Ambridge's biggest doughballs extend a near fatal olive branch to the W.I.Bridge Farm weirdos brace themselves for Storm Caitlin.Bills or Frills? Chelsea wants Brad to toe the party line.Help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review at: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enI Am Not Your Negro trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNUYdgIyaPMMichael Spicer. The Room Next Door with Liz Truss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNUYdgIyaPM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We wanna tell you a story.About a village we know.When it comes to farming,They....oh whatevz.... This week:• Rise of The Machines: Brad gets his arse telehanded to him.• Adam vs the W.I.: This storyline will take some topping. • Justin for PM: Well he's a big enough c$#t.Please give us a vote for listener's choice category in the British podcast awards if you fancy us/it:https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voteHelp us out with a lovely worded 5 star review at: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Keri and Matthew tried to fill a Peter shaped hole with talk of snakebite, 'A Place in the Sun', earthquakes and how you like your cheese: wax on or wax off?We also discussed:If you lie pathologically, Steph, you pack your bags. Them's the breaks.Willy Potter and The Ceramics of Dreams. Will Will's wiley skills pay the bills?Lynda decides her fete (is getting bankrolled by Oliver).Factory Girl. Tracy's new boss is a bit of a plucker.Chelsea gets Denise to do the catwalk.Bridge Farm cheese drabness.Please give us a vote for listener's choice category in the British podcast awards if you fancy us/it:https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voteHelp us out with a lovely worded 5 star review at: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Keri, Peter and Matthew are all sorted for cheese and jizz. It's not like it sounds, honest. Pack a whistle and a puffer jacket, we're going raving. The four we can do you for a tenner are:• Steph stops smashing the back off the pinata and swings for Ben instead. • Girlfriend in a Korma? Roy curries favour and Kirsty gets Carrie-d away with Adil.• Alice and Chris. A hugely unbelievable fountain of sh1t3. • Russ drops into a higher state of consciousness. You've got an ace one there Lily! If you feel loved up enough to give us a vote for the podcast listeners' choice award, just type in our name and do so here: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voteHelp us out with a lovely worded 5 star review at: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Keri, Peter and and Matthew talk Starships, Pagan fertility festivals and literal 5h1t. Under social assessment are:• Kirsty shows Adil where the wild things are and possibly finds a soilmate. • Social Sam takes the biscuit: Chris hires Ashford & Simpson solicitors, serves up Custody Creams whilst Alice tries to Hob Nob. • Grill Power: Steph cleans the oven and it's raining Ben on the party front.Help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review at: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Keri, Peter and the returning Matthew used their words to discuss serial killers, young folk stealing our old music and in some small part, that very odd week in The Archers. We're 97 per cent sure it's in this order:• Beth and Ben's sex life breaks out all over the ward. • Natasha's scan spoiler: It's not a sausage and a maxed out credit card. • Bizarre Love Triage. We sense some heavy vetting petting is on the cards. • Martyn fills Brian's Berrow boots. Will he make a pig of it?• Hannah cuts short her Carter tapas date after cruelly overlooking Porto.Matthew's Festival: https://instagram.com/nosprimaverasound?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Keri and Peter get smashed into a big sugary yogic rush of an Ambridge week, sans Matthew who was quite busy ecstatic dancing in a field. In between you'll hear Keri lose her Latvian citizenship in straight sets and Peter recall the horny yoga of the sunshine state.Your specials are:• Jim and Jazzer: A moving moving. We Stan (Smith). • Brian in a Leotard. Thoughts, Keri? KERIII?!?!? • The Casey files. A tasting menu of Beth and Steph. But are we amused?• Is Chezzer the new Jazzer? • Natasha wins/stops hearts with her sugar nuke. Keep it away from Brian FFS.Matthew's Festival: https://instagram.com/nosprimaverasound?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew discuss the life expectancy of tarantulas, being paid for sex, doing a runner from restaurants and whether 'Spag Bol' is more offensive than 'Pl**ty J**bz'.Free bonus: There's a little surprise for the gang when Peter goes off with a trademark bang and you all get to see behind The Cider Shed curtain a little bit.Oh, wait, what? The Archers? Yes, we did that too. We think it was in this order:Ruairi's not getting paid enough for this gigolo gig.Roy of the Racists takes the bull by the horns and takes Adil by the Bull.The Angel Brian has come back to us.RIP 'Jizzer'. The Greenacres Heartbreakers (aka The Prof and The Pigman) part ways.Also, we have exclusive footage of a certain someone getting removed from Mr Wen's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmUHelp us out with a lovely worded 5 star review at: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew want a word. And don't you dare take a phonecall. • Nagatha Christie. Could the farrier's dark horse dealings be under investigation?• Felpersham kitchens latest: Fern cottons on and Justin reshuffles his cabinets.• Denise, Denise. He's got a crush on you. Is Alistair in heat?Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Peter, Keri and Matthew get their assets out for a forensic going over.Included in our portfolio are:"On behoof of my client...". Will Chris get a shoeing?Mia and Chelsea and Freddie and Lily. When we go high, they go Lower Loxley. Imperfect plodding competition. WTAF is going on with that Eton Mess of a storyline?Quick paint job guv? Roy's ex-colleagues put 'Tucker' into the rhyming dictionary.In addition to the above, we also give some TCS love to Latvia's underrated Eurovision banger, doing more for veganism than Mia ever could.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM0_0WfuxSkEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come one, come all.No, not you, Tony.While Peter was away at bootcamp, Keri and Matthew had a series of happy accidents.Down from the shelves came:Real Jills eat (niche) quiches.Fallon's creamy field of dreams. If you build it, they will fight.Tony can only come when Pat allows him. And poor Lee has to umpire.The great rep-deception. Is Jazzer out of commission?Chelsea wipes the floor with Freddie and the tables with Trent. Just DON'T push her buttons!Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew boxed up The Archers and threw it in a skip. Then set fire to it. • We've got a file on you. Tracy's roleplay screws her dole pay. • Roy always carries a Torch, but for Grey Gables or for a husky-voiced environmentalist?• Ewe got a pretty face. Ed and Eddie discuss Shilf life.Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Peter, Keri and Matthew as they borrow a smart jacket and attempt to win over resistant listeners. We've memorised the following:• They wood fire anything for love, but they won't do that. Ian and Adam refuse to share a slice. • Groin before wicket. Clarrie strains a muscle and everyone's patience. • You'll always find him selling kitchens at parties. Tracy fails the Timid-Tam slam but Jazzer does it on the Brownlow.Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Keri, Peter and Matthew bought a ticket to the world (Ambridge) but now they've come back again. With this:• Oliver needs an HR dept. • Ruairi can't handle......the truth.• Is Freddie a lovable fool, a colossal bellend, or a lovable colossal foolish bellend?• Ambridge. It's me, I'm Kathy, I've come home. I'm so...... oh, sacked.Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A first this week as all three of us recorded the pod whilst on the same body of land. We put our slurries to the back of our minds and had a go at the following:• Vince's solar system: Panel-beating David into submission.• Ruairi's tales from the crypto seem to be a little sugar-coated.• Adil Shah: Worst hotel guest ever.• Freddie and Josh: More bizarre bunny toiling.• Plus some Toni Basil confessions from one of the hosts. Happy Easter!Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keri caught covid so Peter and Matthew step their game up and wang on about:• Not sharts. Shah. Adil Shah.• Ruairi the wrong un.• DJ Freddie in da house stately home.• It takes a village to ruin a Martha.and so much more...Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** We are having technical issues. Apologies. We will try and sort these out ASAP ***This week Keri, Peter and Matthew have a heart to shart over:• Let Tony eat cake! • The Berrow bored members kill the storyline. • Amy has left the building. Elvis is off the leash. • Busy Mumpreneur Kate offers up Roy to the cosmos and slays a vicar in one week.Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the pod, Peter, Keri and Matthew discuss famous Yvettes, telegrams to cricketers and Toot and Ploot.We also found time to cover:• Alice finds out about the world’s dullest couple.• Lily comes across a random rampant rabbit.• Justin goes over the boundary.• Ian gets whisked off his feet by the Angel Susan.Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Peter ill it is left to Matthew, Keri and Matthew's dad to talk about:• Nora susses the toxic cake dynamics.• Jakob’s suggestion of a lid blows Roy’s tiny mind.• Harrison’s Baptismal wet quiff turns Fallon off.• Justin’s going to turn Brian to toast.Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matthew, Keri and Peter show their heartfelt appreciation for:• Tracy saves face at her boyfriend's house by agreeing to have sex at work.• Kirsty Vs. Kate - A ridiculously implausible interview process.• The Long Goodbye. Phoebe has finally gone.• Who the hell is Fallon these days? Amy has deserted her dogs and left, rather than find out.Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a full house this week and Peter, Keri and Matthew are wittering about:• The name’s Aldridge. Brian Aldridge.• Sexy, sexy Chris Carter.• Will she stay or will she go? Of course Kirsty is sodding well staying.• I don't like over 60s veteran walking Cricket. No, no. I LOVE it!Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keri and Matthew try to wrap their heads around:• Pip is weird (and on speed).• Where’s Rex taking Bert’s brass telescope?• Cricket schmicket.• Alice knows her way round a boiler.Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A quality week of The Archers gets the full Keri, Matthew and Peter treatment:• Should Kate be released back into the wild?• Chelsea turns around an early deficit to come out on top away from home.• We call Bull on the speed not dating.• Sunday; Isn't it nice of Brian to help Chris out? Thursday; Ohhhhhh It's about the money shocker.Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matthew, Keri and Peter treat a serious topic with the respect it deserves before the puerile nonsense inevitably starts.• Kirsty and Tom honour their lost baby with Natasha's support.• Amy and Chris. Sitting in a tree. They are B. O. R. I. N. G.• Chelsea has the daggers out for Jake.• How is Kate going to cope with losing a strong Mother figure?Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a threesome this week with Keri, Matthew and Peter having a go at:• We are blessed by Brian• Adam is amazing and so is Susan• Chris and Martha have a poxy week• Phoebe is torn; career and the endless beauty of the Scottish highlands, or Kate?Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peter and Matthew try to be civil about life at Brookfield while Keri is away in Seville:• Spoiler: David and Ruth don't die.• Leonard. Dear sweet Stockholm syndrome suffering Leonard.• Pip and Josh are... ...weirdly tolerable.Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was a crude but not rude pod this week with Keri, Peter and Matthew discussing:• Jazzer is very un-Jazzery in his rental treatment of Jim• Harrison's journey to the font is sans comic potential• Massive life crisis? No problem. Bowling and bubble tea sort it out for Phoebe, Alice and Lily• The Valentine’s plot. Kenton and Jolene dragon it out for us allEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Peter away it is up to Keri and Matthew to discuss:1 - Nothing says 'I love you' like flat pack bathroom cabinetry.2 - Mike learns the mechanics of a healthy lifestyle.3 - Stella brings HR to Ambridge at Alice's expense. 4 - Josh and Pip are BFFs.5 - Hazel continued to drive us nuts, even as she was leaving.Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The three of us are reunited for the first time in 2022 to discuss:1 - Alice and Amy smash bottles in a children's playground.2 - The Olivers. Lord help us all.3 - Is Chris the stupidest man alive?4 - Is Mike going to explode? (Cakes, pies, curries, sausage rolls, pints)5 - Susan and Adam. Comedy gold.Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matthew's optimism was sorely missed as Keri and Peter chuntered on about:1 - Bitcoin - do its side effects include being incredibly rude?2 - For those new to the show; this is Mike tucker.3 - The annual Christmas 'entertainment' from Linda and ensemble.4 - Ruth's new friendship circle with Stella and Usha.Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was almost all Russ talk this week, with a smattering of chat about Andonis and his life in front of and behind the mic/camera.Get the Andonis look for your home: https://www.sarahbeckmather.comPeter's video suggestion with Arrogant Luke #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkKITLKos9wPeter's video suggestion with Arrogant Luke #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0LPLCajKh0Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We went nuts for Hazel this week.She was Scrooge in a backwards Christmas Carol where the victims were haunted by the perpetrator:• Tiny Tom• Poor pregnant Natasha• A feisty but fallible Fallon ( Sorry Matthew )• Eddie and Ed fought back a little bitKeri's Latvian Piragi recipe: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V1ayD-oAVB4vWFHMldW85USTuoVIOzZdRC5Oa1fOETM/edit?usp=sharingHow a Nativity play should be done: https://twitter.com/verypopularname/status/1207345588381065216?s=24Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a knock at your door. Drop your Mic to the floor. It's Ocado. It's Ocado.Either side of Keri's weekly lamb delivery we chatted about:Chelsea makes a breakthrough with BlakeMia wrestles with her conscienceLinda auditions donkeysPlease can Eddie be more like the Eddie we know and loveEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In-between bouts of technical failure The Cider Shed Crew rouse themselves to talk about:Oliver marries EddieGeorge Gifs Alan away.Jim shows Jazzer how to look after a younger chargeChelsea is the real queen as she gives Linda the perfect haircutMia is saving the planet one cup of dreadful tea at a timeKeri's Latvian Piragi recipe: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V1ayD-oAVB4vWFHMldW85USTuoVIOzZdRC5Oa1fOETM/edit?usp=sharingEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the pod, Keri, Matthew and Peter get their lamb chops around:Queen Elizabeth. How not to 'brooch' your subjects.God exists and she's a dramatic pain in the arse.Jenny discovers she's no match for pints, clubbing and sex.Natasha upsets Fallon and Pat. A Bridge too Farm?The Cider Shed will make everybody's Sunday complete. Like that's news, hey?Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.