The Cider Shed - Ploughing through BBC's 'The Archers'

Hey all,Are you going to The Cider Shed Fayre?Craig David, Jim's Riley and (Question) Time.This week Keri and Matthew get their honey-dripped singing voices on and warble about Hula Hoops for wedding rings, Black Sabbath as a lullaby and Johnny Mercer looking a bit of a tit.Once you got us out of the bathroom, we hung the following up on the wall:Blubber Oh Riley : Jim's tearful vehicular gesture rounds off a wonderful non-wedding.No Console-ation for young men : Henry gets a Playstation ban for punching above his weight.The first rule of Mia and Brad's Film Club : Art House only.The second rule of Mia and Brad's Film Club : Fingering.David Byrne's dance moves in Stop Making Sense : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVHNwBbkSj4Johnny Mercer looking not so great on HIGNFY : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpe2u1wKpiUWho shat on the floor at my wedding? https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/who-shat-on-the-floor-at-my-wedding/id1538165808To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello you,Firstly, are you ok? We hope not.Join us this week in the shed as we discuss Craig David, those weird blokes on motorbikes at funfairs in the 1970s and who would run Ambridge's Gulag.Between shots of rum and Pinot Grigio we stumbled upon:Driller Queen: Stella's new toy is guaranteed to blow Brian's mind.Twist of Fete: The Grundy Group advance their ferret tank convoy on Ambridge Hall.Mild Stab in the Park: Rob and Lee have a romantic first date at the Leper Colony.Louise Mensch getting her absolute Tory-twat-arse handed to her: https://youtu.be/ih_oXgnOPKETo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Matthew (Jesus) and Keri (Helen) juggle festivals to discuss Death in Paradise, Black Mirror, whether Henry VIII shaped Ambridge and how The Cider Shed is moving to Clacton-on-Sea.We shouted the following from the unsafe euro-rooftops:Let's (not) Get Physio: Lee's world falls apart as he yearns for Sykesy.No Whey She Met Rob! Bridge Farm finds no cure for the Borsetshire Blues.A Fete Worse Than Meth: Does Eddie plan to trouser a ferrety fortune? Lakey Breaky Heart: Is love weaving its way into our favourite farm manager's life?To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week a delirious Keri and Matthew discuss The Barron Knights, Keri gluing herself to a fridge in protest at The Archers and the sex lives of Great Western Railway passengers circa 1997. In between paying homage to Ocotal's most famous twin city, we poured Pat's cold soup all over the following: Avengers Bellendgame : Tom keeps the sausage wagon running as Lee delivers a five-finger death-tickle.We was Robbed! He's back and he's in Swindon.Drills, Thrills and BL aches : Home Farm is where Stella's heart is. For now...Beatbox or Meatbox? Freddie gently refuses Vince's offer.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yo yo yo! Keri 'KFC' Warbis, The Ficklingator and MC Matty W are in the shed y'all and if you like teats, you're in for a treat. Hear us bust a rhyme through this week in Ambridge. First up to the mic:99 problems and the Titch is one: Tom-e Fresh and the Bridge Fresh Crew assemble to fight the power of Rob. Swill communication: Pig master Neil shows Georgie G the swine list. Fight for your right to barley: Stella can't stand Brian's sabotage. DJ Freddie P drops the bass like his Dad dropped off the roof. The succulent Chinese meal video lives here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmUDelia Derbyshire rocks our worlds: https://youtu.be/qsRuhCflRygWhat Richard sent us about Rick Wakeman's curry: https://norselandsrock.com/when-rick-wakeman-ate-a-curry-during-a-yes-concert/Jessica's link to Kenny G: https://dlisted.com/2023/06/05/birthday-sluts-3799/To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was an episode they said would never happen.And by they. we mean us.We couldn't possibly leave you to handle that week in Ambridge by yourselves.As a result we banged this out against all odds.It's got cheese-related suicide. it's got Kenny G, it's got the side-effects of eating Borchester Blue on Sourdough.Hope you like it.Fusion ferret food hits the late May fest with mind-bending results.Tigers, Tadpoles burning shite: This cricket storyline gave us the runs.Driller Killer: Brian's bores into Stella. Adam just bores.A matter of trustees: Will the prog-rock-cock block Freddie's ascent to the throne?Nailed it! Tony has a plan for Rob's return.Harrison discovers trees. And flies. Next up: Crime.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They're making their notes, they're listening twice but the there's no f'ing way they're listening thrice. Keri and Peter faced a brutal onslaught of tedium from the Script Editors alone and tried their very best to be positive. Spoiler alert; they failed like a Tory in a crisis.In between gripes they discussed:• Home Farm is where the shart is. Adam eyes a return.• Dairy Lee caught in a negative love triangle.•  Hen fight! Tracy and Emma have the world's shortest feud.• Get Chris Carter. A storyline like a full toss agricultural shot direct to the googlies.- - - - - -To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone, join Keri, Peter and an Ikea-dismantling procrastinating Matthew as they get knee-deep in the indoor unit pigsh1t that was on offer this week.Our first duties on the unit are:• Sister Act? Adam logs in as Erin checks out. • Where there's a swill, there's a Hannah. George signs up for a pig of a job. • The Schaeffe of things to come? Bridge Farm on the Eve(sham) of war. • Rob's brother goes the extra Miles only to get cheesed off.- - - - - -The man, the myth, the legend that is Mr Methane:https://www.mrmethane.com/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._MethaneTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Matthew away it is up to Keri and Peter to make sense of this week’s dollop of #TheArchers.In between stories of Peter’s physical decline and Keri’s ever growing list of chunky crushes they discussed: • Smilin for Rylan - Good actor on Radio 4 shocker.• Road kilt - Jazzer gets knocked down and get’s back up again.• Fail and Disgrace - Eddie and Leonard are THE new ‘comedy’ act.• Rob til we sob - yawn. Hurry up you bastard.• Adil - Our hero. Takes down Lynda, before opening his heart to Lillian.- - - - - -To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oi Oi,Join Keri, Peter and Matthew this week as they open Pandora's portaloo only to discover chicken wrestling, Telly Savalas and Justice.Because your Gorgias: Greece is the word for our lovely Jim.The Hills are Dead with the sound of Brookfield.Could Rylan be a baddie slayer?Telly Savalas https://youtu.be/EoHVO1eSMFcJustice https://youtu.be/L0TvnWRSyr4To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let Peter, Keri and Matthew illuminate that dark, weird week in Ambridge. You will not be able cop out, turn off or tune out because, The Cider Revolution WILL be podcast. • Where's the Beef Will-ington? The ghoulish Archers kids circle round Brian's assets.• That's a Wrap! Cheeky Den takes the kids for a Cheeky Dando's.• Let them eat Eurovision cake: The Ambridge folk rub each other out. • Feudal for thought: Ambridge's bootlicking lights are on but no one's home.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join a returning Keri, Peter and Matthew as they discuss Tony's junk, Pat's Chaffinch and just why Ambridge WAS The Village of The Damned this week."Oh, you've just missed him!" Yeah right! : Erin fields Paddy questions from Adam.Tony discovers souper powers and tells Pat to "shut it!"Titching powder : Rob gets under Bridge Farm's skin.Cancelled Crystal : Freddie plans the PC future of Lower Loxley.Sean Connery killing it in 'Darby O'Gill and The Little People' : https://youtu.be/H32yUFG6SAARat Scabies being an absolute gent on Music Box back in 1985 : https://youtu.be/EyfRCDM14xITo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Podcastracy Manifest! What's the charge? Enjoying a succulent rural radionovela?!? Are YOU ready to receive our limp Archers analysis? Ah yes, we see you know your Ambridge well....You get the idea, and if you don't, allow us to explain everything:• Oliver bench-warms to George after losing his cherry tree. • Prime Number Suspect: The maths boy's story doesn't add up. • Money for Old Testament: Alice loses the plot over the will. We're just losing the will tbh. • EV Charge of The Shite Brigade: Jim clips Justin's wings. • Ex on The Leach? Helen listens as Jess states.- - - - -The succulent Chinese meal video lives here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmUTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Keri (from a land down under), Peter and Matthew as they endorse a new brand of nappies, clash over their cities, go deep diving into a succulent Chinese meal and finally, gift you a new Patchat jingle just in time for Easter.To you all, we leave the following:Helen's gunning for Tom. Rob's gunning for Helen. Pat's gunning for... er... pigeons?Where there's a will, there's dismay: Jenny disses Adam and Kate from beyond the tagine.Heerrrrrre's Georgie!!! Brad and the birthday boy play in Grey Gables, for ever and ever and ever... Like a Muppet in a sting: Justin pays a heavy price for riding the Eurovision express. - - - - -The succulent Chinese meal video lives here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmUTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join the two virtue helmets Peter and Matthew as they try and shoehorn multiple Rolling Stones titles into this week's podcast. (yes I've since remembered the Toxic Twins were in Aerosmith but I've started writing it now). Please allow us to introduce the following:• Sympathy for The Devil: The argument for finding George relatable. • Start Me Up: Jim and David plan the charge of the sh1te brigade. • Mother's Little Helper: Lizzie lords it over the volunteers. • Brown Sugar: Brian enters the bake off. • Their Satanic Majesty's Request: Natasha does a deal with the Agro-Devil.- - - - - The succulent Chinese meal video lives here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmUTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Keri, Peter and Matthew this week as they try their hand at the pioneering quiz show 'Play your Curds Right'. Elsewhere, they pay homage to Liz Truss, they discover the real reason the dinosaurs became extinct, Peter does his best Cannibal Lectern impression (not quite up to Michael Sheen's) and they also discuss big cat sightings, cricket vs frisbee, who's the biggest fan of eurovision and what goes on in the Grundy kitchen.Then we got in the forklift and dumped this pretty lot on your driveway:(Paul) Mack'n'Cheese: Eurovision glamour and the dairy window culture wars.Jim's on the verge: David dumps hay while The Prof shines. Brooching the subject: Returning Debbie sticks a pin in her reputation.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Keri, Peter and Matthew discuss Facebook check-ins, drinking in train stations at Easter and the utter weirdness of producing massive pieces of material. Under starter's orders:• Who do you fancy in the 3.30 at Cheltenham? Brian of course. • Are we going to Westbury Fayre? No thanks.• Clarrie gets that sinking feeling. Eddie commits pergolary. • Jakob crackers the code. Paul cock-blocks Alistair.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode is dedicated to the memory of the lovely Owen Kyffin (aka Pipsqueak on twitter) whose passing we only discovered shortly before recording. A longtime supporter of the podcast and he will be missed by all of us.Our sincerest thoughts go out to his family.Rest in power you funny, cheeky fella.Keri, Peter and Matthew.xxxWe did pull ourselves together to smash this lot:Play your curds right: Will Helen's window of opportunity spark a culture war? Paddy Issues: Adam takes note and goes for an Oscar. The Manor torn: Is Lower Loxley about to get cancelled? Touching scene: Josh, Ben and Bess in a scene for the senses. Stable relationship: New housemate Lily starts cracking the whip. Man-sized tissue massage: Shona gives us and Brian a happy ending.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keri wants to be buried in a giant lamb chop, Matthew's preparing her 'ewelogy' and Peter's in a praiseworthy mood this week. Elsewhere we discuss Pantomimes Anonymous, 80s cult classic Moonlighting and the possibility that Adam's a serial killer. Oh, and Archers stuff. In no particular order:• Jenny was a friend of mine:Tony and Lilian choose the worst possible moment to try stand-up. • You've got to clean a potty or two, boy:Sykesy dangles the carrot for Ben. • Game, Set and Splat: Alice surveys Susan's rugged terrine. • You go girl guide! : Lady Chelsea is all up in Freddie's Manor.• Guilty as charged: Is Justin going electric?- - - - - -To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Keri, Peter and Matthew as we discuss Cocaine Bear, Roly Wellingtons and which member of Brookfield lays the nicest eggs. Massive apologies for Matthew possibly confusing Pierogi with Halušky.Between complimentary soups and free Shepherd's Pie we munched on:• You selfish Tucker! Roy and Kirsty lose and rediscover basic human decency over a 3 day period.• An Innis-Spector calls: Brookfield gets 1 star on the Lyndometer.• Pure projection: The Archers siblings slide back into each other's arms.• Fathers for Justice League: Helen puts flowers in Mabel and Evie's hair.- - - - - -To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Keri and Matthew discuss Lord of The Rings themed discos, amber necklaces and axe throwing. There's even a bit of time for The Archers, including:Death becomes them : The utter pitifest of Aldridges drags into another week. We sh1t on it.Grassy Nol no more : Kate's daughter is back and she's no longer a midnight toker.Bit of Borsetshire Blue for the David : Brookfield goes shagtastic again.Ruairi's game : Justin mines the mind of Ambridge's fallen sugarbaby.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keri, Peter and Matthew welcome you all aboard our totally normal rice paper boat. Join us on deck as we navigate the back catalogue of Swedish rockers Europe, the nonsensical series 'Lost' and the argument for overthrowing the monarchy. Matthew also sneaks in 3 Burt Bacharach songs unbeknownst to his co-hosts in tribute to the great man.Oh and also Archers stuff in no particular order: • It's the final payment! : Ruairi's P45 arrives at the nest. • "Granny's gone to live on a farm." : Adam and Ian break the news. • Kate or Freddie. : Who has the best made up job? • David starts romancing Elizabeth in Ambridge's most shocking storyline yet.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keri, Peter and Matthew are in your garden and we're not budging until you've heard us discuss Peter's long form birth certificate, boardgame tantrums, Kraftwerk and the word Matthew just cannot say. Before the cops show up, we also covered the following:• Sub-normal: Adam brings Brian off the bench. • Hair apparent: Is Chelsea set for Lady of The Manor? • Model trains. Model twins: It's a photo finish for the worst of Bridge Farm.• Julianne and Ruairi: Rent free in his head and rent free in her apartment.• Mungo comes alive: Justin babysits Ambridge's most terrifying 7yr old.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Black armbands at the door folks. Sombre music and the slow tolling of a bell. Actually no, it's us. So with full respect to dearly departed Jenny, we also discuss her next career as a poltergeist, Pat's torturous soup menu and how Justin plans to upsell funeral goods to the grieving Aldridges.Massive cidery hugs all round. xxx• Adam learns to read. • Stella auditions for Driller Killer 2. • Tony and David add 2 new stages of grief. • Ruairi's roar turns to a moan.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join an unpacked Peter, Keri and Matthew as they go on a loved up date together. In between blushing we plucked up the courage to discuss the following:• When 2 become 1. Maths lad Brad has a date with density. • Reacting Angri-Lee: If you're going, to San Francisco, be sure to tell your psycho Karate instructor ex well in advance. • Justin talks shop as Jim sells his soul. • Stella does her drill bit but Brian thinks it's full of holes. • Grout expectations: Rex and Erik scrub up pretty well. • The Ambridge Fixer: Leonard shows how instrumental he is once again.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the podcast this week Keri and Matthew question if Peter's labelling is up there with Jakob's. We also seem to completely forget where the aformentioned sexiest vet in Ambridge stands on sprouts and we wonder, quite frankly, if his newly arrived brother is a massive wrong un.In between all that, we cannonballed into the following murky waters.Where the rewild things swim : Kirsty gets the horn for Erik the Viking.Jim as Best Man. : You'll find no argument here.Justin is going to tazer every single village shop customer and we're here for it.Window Pain : It'll take more than a couple of paracetamol, Kate.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy New Year everyone! This week on The Cider Shed Codpiece (it'll make sense later) a fairly delirious Keri and Matthew discuss hot-wiring cars, robot makeovers, Knight Rider with Michael Nyman and ponder what John Grisham is doing hanging round Ambridge View with Neil. Now, how about we awkwardly discuss the following over some minuscule starters:Just say 'yes!' : Chelsea and Brad rock the mic at The Bull but Aunt Susan ain't feeling the beat. We are not amused (bouche) : David and Ruth do a restaurant runner. Whole Lottie/Rosie : Is there something up with Pip's BFF? Inter-Stella : Our favourite farm manager is off to talk to the robots. (not Adam)To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedGet yourself down The Three Horseshoes in Frampton on Severn: https://www.facebook.com/3HorseshoesPubJerry Seinfeld channeling his inner David Archer over dinner : https://youtu.be/ioiwn-HaPVgJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew talk a little Horrobin, a lot of Archer and a bafflingly large amount of Natasha. There's even a truncated Patchat thrown in. Apologies in advance for multiple character/actor name mix ups, onanism references and some terrible Archers impressions. Strap in:• Brad and Chelsea disengage Tracy and Jazzer. • Jill's back, David's stressed, Ruth's resentful: It's beginning to feel a lot like Brookfield.• George and The Fallon: Will and Ed explain the birds and the bleats. • Lyn 'n' Chronic: Director Snell picks Pip's mulled whine over Jakob's sprout opus. • While his Guitar Gently weeps: Lilian strings Tony up.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for listening all year everyone.We really appreciate all the kind words and support you throw our way.Lots of love.Keri, Peter and Matthew.If you want to hear forty minutes of us talking utter shite then pop over to https://www.patreon.com/thecidershed.We recorded a special episode for our Patrons where we:• Chose our f&€k, marry, kills.• Did 2 truths one lie.• Answered Patron's questions.• Said some stuff we shouldn't have.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was a very special week for us as the fantastic Madeleine Leslay who plays the equally wonderful Chelsea Horrobin dropped by the shed and gave us hairdresser levelz of goss:• Who owns 60% of Grey Gables? • Where are the Gills?• Is Vince the grey man? • It's all here. Sort of. There was even some Archers stuff:• Ed and Emma got wood, but did Rex and Tony? Bull patrons enjoy a grundyflick.• Martyn Gibson is a cheap date no more. • The Archers pushes our suspension of disbelief as we discover Pip has a friend.Madeleine in You Had Me At Hello, the short film that Matthew mentioned during the pod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJJGxlFxkBgTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keri, Peter and Matthew make a couple of special announcements this week, before discussing hiding food from your significant other, tales of being brassic and Mr Fickling gives Catford the 'Wish you Were Here' treatment.Oh, and The Archers, of course:Ben checks into Air B'n'Brookfield.Discomfort and Joy: The bearing of Northern souls clears the air. Emma plans a scam, but will Harrison get her loggin' details?Brad feels a great disturbance in the pants.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew bring you all in from the cold to chat about their roles in the nativity, Keri can't feel her face and sadly, Peter's Joy rap ended up on the cutting room floor. Will it surface at some point in the future? In between all of that we ran around on the green looking for these storylines:• A choired taste: Is Mick high as F? And is Jolene being a middle C? • Emotional Bess cue: Ben's Imaginary sheepdog proves a trial for his health. • Web shite: Stella's spider sense gets Pip out of a tight spot. • Wedding fair crashers: The Horrobin girls get a free sample of the high life. • 50 shades of sprout: David plans a good stuffing.Find the Man Down Programme here: https://www.mandownprogramme.com/To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Keri Peter and Matthew discuss the warming properties of Special Brew, ponder daps vs baps, Adidas vs Puma and Matt Berry vs Nick Cave. Somewhere in between we cast our eyes over:• Fallon gets a tune out George. •Christmas Chronic Choir Chaos. •Paul can't hurry love. Ruairi will just have to wait. •Vengeful Vince pokes the Brookfield bear.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He was going out with a girlHer name is BethanyBut now his Nan is done with himCuz he had sex with ChelseaThis is what she said:Listen Ben I love youBut you've brought shame on you and meMia and Brad trashed the hunt ballAnd Paul totes fancies Ruairi. Ok, enough singing....Jill drizzles misery all over a flapping Ben. Hunt Ball, as in Jeremy Hunt. Get your tux, you've Pauled. Ruairi gets a bonus then a bo....STOPITTT!!!To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedJoin our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew unearthed Freudian recollections from Santa's grotto, discussed the cool, hipness of voice notes and pondered which haircut the Fickling lad should get next. Somewhere underneath the unwanted jumpers, we found:• George: Stable genius or thick as pigshit?• Two-tone Tony: The boy from Bridge Farm recalls the only wooly childhood nightmare not involving his Mum.• Perfectly acceptable: Jakob to take on the cottage despite living rent-free in Keri's head. • Brookfield Bellend Olympics: David and Ben make the podium but the eldest child Pips it.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There was only one story in Ambridge for Keri, Peter and Matthew this week. Well, unless you count Tony's misery flashback.So, roll up your sleeves, queensbury rules, ding ding!• YOU. ME. CAR PARK. NOWWWW! : Vince launches his own private thriller in Manila.• Ben Noble : Is he though? • Tony's lost letter pulls at our guitar strings.• Tracy is a wonderful mum to Chelsea. There is no joke to be made here. May they both move on and achieve greatness.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Keri, Peter and Matthew discussed their respective places in The Cider Shed human centipede, Keri's ad-based decision to enter the Brighton marathon in a cow suit and the divine justice of kicking your Dad in the knackers. Somewhere in all of that soily mess, we unearthed an aged beer bottle with the following messages:• Ruth's lasagne therapy: Wrong on so many layers and is her boy pasta point of no return? • Kirsty pitches but Kate switches witches. • Cloakroom and dagger: Comrades Mia and Brad plan to attack hunts. (say it quickly) • Early bath for Beth: Ben's amazingly contrived plan to dump his girlfriend finally pays off.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey lush faces, This week Keri and Matthew run the village shop while Peter rests upstairs (arggghhh beware the stairs). We touch on Lord of the Rings, we touch on Tennant's Super, we touch on Kat Slater and we guarantee by the end of the show, you'll have touched cloth.**The Cider Shed takes no responsibility for people's untimely bowel movements when listening to the podcast. Oh. The Archers, ok then, yer tiz:Gate postgate: Brad becomes the second Horrobin sibling to get wood when swinging for Ben Archer.Mick is a four letter word: Has Speedo boy gone too fast? In the name of the mother, or not, in Paul's case: Denise's son turns up to examine Alistair. Wake vs Woke: Funerial Alice saddles up to Mia. Deal or no deal: Chelsea finally shows her hand. Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While Keri was off stalking Bryan Ferry, Peter and Matthew discussed entering The Archers witness protection program, putting the residents of Ambridge on trial, happy school days and the tenuous return of THAT jingle.What? You want Archers stuff? Ok... • Anti-Window Coalition: This payne in the arse storyline continues to stain our eardrums. • Eddie and Clarrie go all Tommy and Pammy: The Grundys get fleeced mid-date night. • Grand Russ Casino: Lily learns the price of genius.• Midwife crisis: Chelsea gets her calendar out while Tracy carries the load. • Emma AND Jim in the same episode: We're well having that.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Keri, Peter and Matthew as they attempt to smile for the camera. No easy feat after what was a shockingly soiled pants week in Ambridge. Pegged to the washing line we have:• Is Chelsea chalking this one up to experience? • Full exposure: Beth and Jill in a photo finish for biggest tosser. • Parting is such sweet sorrow: Toby heads to the home of The Bard. • Tony's back! Yes, that's how bad it was this week. • Kenton performs the last orders: The Bull bullshits the bullshitters.• Hot tub/Grime machine. Joy and Henry bring the Brookfield noise.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeisEmail us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Keri, Peter and Matthew popped into the salon for a quick cut and gossip about Jeff Wayne's War of The Worlds, Mississippi Burning, Joe Pasquale's pillow talk, unsolicited dick pics and the dodgy meat market. Actually, on reflection, those last two sound the same. Once under the dryer we remembered we're here to discuss The Archers. So we did. In no particular order:• It's my party and I'll vom if I want to: Ben confuses birthdays and baby reveals. • Dire diary: Jolene gets Clarrie-fication on Komrade Kenton's Arkwright Hall pass.• Alan smashes Peggy's window shopping. • Leonard Llewellyn-Bowen has a sketchy past. • Beth gets the snip. Next up: Ben. • St Vincent of Casey plans a Paraparaumu pilgrimage. • George gobbles up 10% of the Turkey takings but will it be Eddie getting stuffed?Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/Password: jxyeis Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

• Keri Ferry sounds much better then Shula Ferry. Now, off you pop to Sunderland. • Desperately disinteresting Dan: Back in yer horsebox mate. • Shula quiz. Question one: 'Why is Shula?' • Maiming ceremony disappoints. We may have possibly misheard the event description. • Ben/Her: Most people's second guess takes the mummy of all phonecalls.• Plus Keri and Matthew's *Columbo moment at the end. *Apologies to The Peter Fickling/Falk estates for the comparison.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, a returning Keri makes Peter and Matthew empty their respective attics.Strap in for a couple of rants, mostly Archers related.Behind the skirting board they found:Dire House more like: Could an affair make Justin and Lilian interesting again?We love having Chelsea back but who TAF is the Dad?Dear diary: David reminds Kenton of his teenage Adkins diet.Eggboy Josh flies the nest.Russellmania : A nation mourns as The King exits stage left.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Without Keri's Jim-like presence Peter and Matthew run riot in the grubby ball pit that was this week's The Archers.Topics covered include: Shaking Stevens (kind of), 70s lifts without doors, Graham Potter, Always Sunny, German Taxis, Fishponds and we reveal the identity of Treeboy.Somewhere in between we covered:• If there's a Russell in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now. He's just hiding from a crazy, pitchfork-wielding lynch mob.• We'd like to renew our Jim membership. • Dragons Den: 'It's a no from me'. Oliver refuses to invest in a tw4t's banger.• Lily makes an exhibition of herself.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Peter and Matthew buried the podcast in a field, went for a few free pints then dug it up again.There's talk of 80s Majorcan holidays, Bigtrak ownership, The Sisters of Mercy, Comrade Curtis Stigers and vampire classic The Hunger. Somewhere in between we covered:• Russ, Josh, Freddie or George : Was it interfamilial guinea pig lust or ravey baby gravy? • Shula takes a longer farewell tour than that blonde twat. • Justin sexy time: Ambridge's sex god knows Ruairi's game and yes, there's a jingle. • David has never bought a pint. • Tracy trades Chickenshit for Bullshit.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We see your future.The next 42 minutes of your life will be filled with wit and merriment. Keri, Peter and Matthew talk horoscopes, Star Wars, Paul Newman and much MUCH more.Oh and this Archers stuff:• Game over : Is Ruairi's brush with the oldest profession going to end in tears? • Heavy vetting latest : Could there be a Denise fan outing?• George continues his journey to the dark side. • Kiln in the name of : There's a Grundy piece in Willcox manor.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone,In our latest episode while Peter was away, Keri and Matthew took turns dunking each other in the paddling pool of insanity that was this week's The Archers.In between all of that we agreed to disagree on Hot Chip, asked 'have you ever spoken to a rock star and didn't know it?' and we touched on unfortunately shaped ceramics.First in at the deep end are:Mick Shagger: Do we trust this deeply unfunny man with our pride and Joy?Stella Maris: Well, this particular Stella. not so much...YOU'RE FIRED!!! Actually no, you're not. Tracy's into the next round of 'The Prentice'.Vaping Bad, Breaking Brad, we're all gagged out on this one. bit like naughty George.Justin and Lynda find common ground: Their awfulness.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Keri and Peter are rejoined by Matthew down in Lisbon, sounding like he's commentating on the 1967 European Cup final. In between whistling neighbours, Jethro Tull and the latest from The Ambridge Farmer's Conference, we pulled on our bath robes and looked deep into: • "She's sent the copper the wrong way!" : Lynda puts Harrison on the spotkick duty. • "I'm getting nutting." : Can Adil palm off Ambridge after his hand in Chelsea's dressing down ? • When the hen night turns ugly, Tracy chickens out.• Any Joy? Yes. Thankfully, two episodes worth. • Festival Pat just dropped. But only a cheeky half, honest. • Russ understands the cost of living. Is there no end to his selfless humanity? • Red water tonight: Tony's still sh1te.Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Matthew away, it is left to Keri and Peter to wade through:• The interfamilial politics of stained glass windows. • Justin being a dreadful human being at home, work and the vet's surgery. • The knack to getting crack babies off to sleep: Tony's special rock. • Buying chips for homeless men. • Scampi as an aphrodisiac.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us this week as a submissive Keri, Peter and Matthew are pegged back by a dominantly weird week in The Archers.Under royal review are:• Male fraud: George burns, Harrison Burns, we ALL burn. • Tales from beyond the rave: Did Russ and Chelsea get too loved up?• The Horrobin Theorem: This genius plotline doesn't quite add up.• Rip it up and start again: Chris and Alice are bringing out a new album. • V is for Victory (and certain shaped pillows): Tom convinces Caitlin to move to the worst house on earth.To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Find Matthew's Lemon Slice recipe here on facebook https://m.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/permalink/620967555916539/ or here on instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CgmnH_Xs2l4/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Email us at: [email protected] us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.