The Christian O’Connell Show

Christian, Rio, Patsy and Alex unpack the dumb little things that absolutely ruin a mood: people driving tanks with mirrors the size of solar panels, colleagues who arrive late holding a takeaway coffee (for themselves!), cats who wait until the exact second you step over them to suddenly remember they have legs, and the ongoing cricket collar crisis that clearly threatens the integrity of the entire sport. Alex also delivers a MasterClass on how to brew tea properly.. complete with ceremonial stirring instructions while the rest of the team slowly loses their minds. Basically, it’s everyone being irrationally furious… and now you realise you are, too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

North Melbourne AFLW Premiers, Rio's Finally Moved, Patsy's proud parent moment, TV and Movie Extras, The Misheard Lyrics and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patsy beams as she shares the big weekend her daughter Audie had performing in Xanadu at the beautiful St Kilda theatre. The team unpacks the joy of stage school productions: kids flying around on roller skates, stunning costumes, nerves, teamwork, and that unmistakable buzz when a child finds their thing. Christian jumps in with his own memories of his daughters’ theatre days.. the pride, the emotional punch, and the brutal modern rules: one photo only, no hugs, no kisses, and absolutely no “making it weird.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Double Thumbs Up, Weekend Plans, Our Regretcation Winner, Extras, People's Playlist, Zanzibar Half Hour, Caller Of The Week and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team survives a chaotic day of filming, Small Thing Big Joy delivers the goods, Christian declares undying love for his new mouse, and Josh the receptionist officially joins the show. Producer Teena also breaks into Christian’s house (yes, really), and we squeeze in another Regretcation disaster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josh isn’t just the happiest man in the building, he’s now officially joining the show! To mark his last day on reception, Christian gets him to deliver one final PA announcement… live on air. Cue chaos: heartfelt speeches, poppers going off, a red carpet, and Josh sprinting the wrong direction on his way to the studio. It’s loud, it’s silly, it’s joyful and it’s the perfect send off for the most beloved receptionist in radio.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When the team headed to Sydney to film a TV commercial, everything went sideways.. Meanwhile, back in Melbourne, producer Teena had to break into Christian’s house to feed his dog.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another day, another Regretcation disaster story. All week we’re celebrating the trips that went so wrong they became iconic.Each morning, one “holiday from hell” wins $500, and on Friday one of those heroic disasters scores a $10,000 dream getaway, thanks to RACV Travel & Experiences. It’s pure chaos, pure comedy, and pure catharsis.If you’ve ever had a trip implode in spectacular fashion… this is your moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The show is away today, so we’re taking a look back at one of our favourite chaotic moments.. a segment fuelled by Ashes tension and the kind of energy that makes everyone a little too brave with their opinions. Christian opened the floor and lit the fuse, declaring that anyone over the age of ten saying “two more sleeps” needs to grow up immediately. Rio fired back with his own beautifully unhinged take: rock concerts should have an intermission, just like musicals. What follows is peak team chaos bold, petty, passionate, and utterly unnecessary. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on the show, we’re launching Christian O'Connell's Regretcation the competition that celebrates the holidays that went completely off the rails. Missed flights, dodgy hotels, food poisoning, broken bones, crocodiles, lost luggage, disastrous family trips… if it ruined your getaway, we want the story. Every day, the best “holiday from hell” wins $500, and on Friday one of those stories will score a massive $10,000 dream holiday, thanks to RACV Travel & Experiences. It’s equal parts chaos and comedy. If you’ve ever had a trip go so bad it became legendary, this is your moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The show’s off today, but we couldn’t leave without revisiting yesterday’s incredible story. On Monday, Christian shared a real life hero moment: an Uber driver who went from a routine trip to a full-scale emergency rescue. After spotting that his Greyhound bus driver was having a heart attack, he stepped up, took control, and even drove the entire coach himself  including a 13 point turn to meet paramedics halfway and help save a man’s life. It’s one of the most extraordinary acts of quick thinking and courage we’ve ever heard on the show. Christian takes you through every twist, shock and jaw dropping detail, as we reflect on just how remarkable everyday heroes can be.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian wakes from his “Ashes coma” only to discover England’s record breaking collapse, and we relive every dramatic ball, headline, meltdown and burn. Rio tries to settle on a house that apparently doesn’t exist in any database, sparking a full show investigation into NMI numbers, electricity meters and the mysteries of adulting. And “Regretcation” week with your holiday from hell stories, including cruises gone wrong, crocodile close calls, flooded bookings, and the most chaotic family trip we’ve ever heard. Plus: mouth ulcer radio, Patsy’s thermal patch disaster, free eggplant, F1 confusion, and an everyday Aussie hero who saved a Greyhound bus driver’s life. It’s chaos, capitulation and comedy.. from the Ashes to the electricity box.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

England were cruising… until they weren’t. In one of the most outrageous opening Tests in Ashes history, the team manages to go from “unbeatable position” to “full scale capitulation” in just 99 balls. Christian emerges from a metaphorical coma, absolutely convinced England must have won, and the we break the truth to him gently. We relive the drama, the headlines, the meltdowns, and the Barmy Army grief spiral. The shock, the panic, the disbelief and the hilarity that only Ashes chaos can deliver. If you missed the carnage, keep listening to hear our take England’s most spectacular collapse in years.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Double Thumbs Up, The Ashes, Regretcations, Body Names, People's Playlist and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The anticipation is palpable with "Ashes Fever" at a perfect ten. What started as positive anticipation has transformed into terror for our lone Englishman, who suddenly feels "behind enemy lines" in Australia during this intense five test cricket battle.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Afl Draft, The Lottery, People With Body Names, Name Game and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian learnt about the staggering $911 million lottery jackpot in the US, find out what he'd do with the money.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Back It Up Cup, What Are The Odds, Controversial Opinions, Food Injuries, Humiliated at the chemist, and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After days of talk, tension and bold claims, the Back It Up Cup finally arrived. Listeners from across Melbourne stepped up to prove they were true “one and done” reverse parkers, including 4WD champions, date night show offs and everyday heroes who swore they could nail it under pressure. Patsy put her reputation on the line,  and the Gold car park turned into the most dramatic showdown it’s ever seen. Who backed it up? Who buckled? And who took home the inaugural Back It Up Cup? Here’s how it all played out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patsy's Christmas Tree, Christian's Daughter Lois turns 19, What's The Year, Things That Make You Go Grr, and The Back It Up Cup EVE  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tomorrow it all goes down, The Back It Up Cup. Patsy takes on Penelope, Jane and Wayne for The Back It Up Cup. A live on air challenge to find Australia’s best one and done reverse Parker!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's OC's daughter Lois' 19th Birthday. Last night he was writing her a poem in her card..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ACDC, Senior Of The Year Mix Up, Give You The Word Give Me The Song, Facebook Marketplace, Weakest Claim To Fame, Misheard Lyrics, Back It Up Cup, and the Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

South Australia’s Senior Australian of the Year ceremony was hit with several mix ups.. sending the eventual winner on a chaotic ride before he finally received his award.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Double Thumbs Up, Furniture Week, Wrong Person/Right Story, People's Playlist, Drink Man and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

World Kindness Day! Childhood Obsessions, Lost In Translation, Furniture Week, Name As In Game, Back It Up Cup and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's World Kindness Day, let's make someones day a little kinder.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

6 Word Week So Far, Whats The Year My Friend, Extreme Opinions, Back It Up Cup, What Are The Odds, and the Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have an opinion that divides your friends? A controversial hill you'll die on? Email us: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday Winners and Losers, The Shaver Incident, Self Inflicted Injuries, Furniture Week, Things That Make You Go Grrr and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How was your Monday? Hopefully better than this parent in Alex's school WhatsApp group..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back! A bumper edition of Misheard Lyrics, John Laws, The Louvre Heist, Give You The Word, Give Me The Song, Medal Slogans and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In one of the year's most audacious crimes, thieves executed a flawless diamond heist at the Louvre in broad daylight. With just an extendable ladder and precise timing during lunch break, the robbers cut through a window and escaped with nine precious diamonds.. all in just eight minutes. But the real shocker? The password protecting the museum's video surveillance system was simply "louvre."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Christian O'Connell Show returns Monday! While he's been away we've been taking a look back at some of our favourite bits of the show, like when we asked you "What do your parent's still don't know?"  Have a childhood secret you're still keeping your parent's in the dark on? email us: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While the show is off this week we're taking a look back at some of our favourite bits. Like when we asked you "Where did you get stuck?" Have a story? email us now [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Got a story about getting stuck naked?? Email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While the show is away we're taking a look back at some of our favourite bits of the show so far.. every Wednesday we do What Are The Odds! Have an amazing story? email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The show might be away but we’re taking a look back at some of our favourite bits! Like when Christian accidentally killed his cherished Oasis mug. Be listening next week to hear Christian’s full review of Oasis in Melbourne.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Double Thumbs Up, Timewasters, People’s playlist, Oasis, Weekend Plans and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever had a phone call that completely changed your life? Imagine being a hardworking farmer for 38 years, driving to your son's wedding, when suddenly you receive a call informing you that you've won a $5.3 million mansion. That's exactly what happened to Rowena, who initially dismissed the call as a scam. This heartwarming story unfolds as Christian persistently tries to convince Rowena that she has indeed won the Royal Melbourne Hospital Home Lottery grand prize with just a single ticket. Listen to the full episode to experience the raw emotion and genuine surprise as Rowena processes this life-changing moment in real-time. It's a reminder that sometimes, the most deserving people do get their moment of fortune!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Fainted or Farted? Augustus Caesar, Sneaky Snacks, Oasis, Peacocking in the Sauna, The Timewaster and our RMHL Winner See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Incase you missed yesterday's big headline 'QLD schools study the wrong Caesar'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dubbed the "Greatest worst break we've done on the show"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is away today, so we're taking a look back at some of our favourite bits of the show so far!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Australia's Worst Breakfast, What's The Year My Friend, Late To The Party, Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger (Things that make you go grrr), Rio's Car, What's Your Nemesis? and the Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oasis are finally here and Christian's daughters aren't quite as excited as we are..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.