The Christian O’Connell Show

Monday Winners & Losers returned with Pats’ texting teen troubles, Rio’s rotten figs and the mystery of why Easter is on a different day each year.  Punny Business was back with some of the best (and worst) shop names ever. Plus, Signs You’re an Adult hit a little too close to home and AWTW served up Meat Bands. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A hospital visit that turned into a lovely encounter with a listener over a cup of tea and some biscuits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The show kicked off with 3 Word Weekend which delivered everything from gutter‑cleaning disasters to Christian learning life is better when your team wins. Then, How’d You Lose a Tooth? exploded with trampoline mishaps, frozen apples, rat traps and a legendary six‑tooth Curly Wurly incident. Plus, Christian also shared his chaotic cinema trip featuring a bickering couple, Pump Man returned and we had Lazy Movies for At Work Time Wasters!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian recounts a wild encounter with an elderly couple, Malcolm and his wife, at an Elvis movie. As Christian tries to enjoy the film, Malcolm starts snacking on his popcorn and even makes off with his Toblerone. But what happens next is just the beginning of a series of events that will leave you in stitches.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian shares a personal story about his weekend, where he questioned whether following his favorite team was worth the stress and emotional rollercoaster. He talks about how his wife's words of caution and his own experiences with the team's ups and downs made him realize the true extent of his emotional investment. Christian also touches on the impact of technology on our viewing experiences, specifically how easily we can look up information during TV shows, and how this can ruin the enjoyment of the moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of the Christian O'Connell Show, Christian and the team discuss the ups and downs of the week, from the Easter Show giveaway to the challenges of Australian radio. They also dive into the theme of "fame in the family," where listeners share their incredible stories of famous relatives, including connections to Nick Cave and even Dick Van Dyke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian reminisces about the old days of video stores and announces the launch of the "Last Video Store on Earth". Listeners can browse a collection of donated DVDs and choose a movie to receive in the mail.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Patsy shares a terrifying dream about a Dracula figure, which she vividly describes as a presence in her bedroom. The hosts delve into the world of dream analysis, wondering what the subconscious might be trying to tell them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patsy prepped for her big book launch while the team kicked off 3 Word Week So Far with gems like “Slashed By Grater,” “Code Brown Emergency,” and “Sayonara Father’s Day.”  Pump Man returned in force, before Operation Meat Tray delivered another round of listeners' slogans describing the show.  Plus, new What Are The Odds and Kitchen Movies for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian O'Connell's three-word weeks so far is Sayinara Father's Day. In this episode, Christian talks about his daughter's upcoming trip to Japan, where she'll celebrate Father's Day without him. Christian jokingly considers surprising her in Tokyo!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rio kicked off as a Monday Winner after “acquiring” rose bushes from a neighbour, while Christian had already powered through a full morning of chores before sunrise.  Listeners got involved with their positive reviews of the show for Operation Meat Tray and shared wild stories in Animals That Took a Dislike and Healthy Songs brought the nutritious hits for AWTW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian shares his pet peeves, starting with fake customer service reps who don't follow through on their promises. And Patsy is frustrated with poorly signed detours and roadwork that leaves drivers confused. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian kicks off the morning with a rant about fuel prices before we dive into 3 Word Weekend, f We pay tribute to Chuck Norris, share your stories of being star‑struck, and revisit the posters that once covered your bedroom walls. Then it’s time for Pump Man, another round of Misheard Lyrics and the team reacts to the latest radio ratings. We wrap with a high octane edition of Fuel Movies for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, we're talking about a wild ride in the radio world. Christian shares a hilarious story about how their show's first radio ratings came out, and they're sitting strong in Melbourne. But the real challenge is in Sydney, where the competition is fierce. The team's goal is to move from fourth to third place, and the boss has a special incentive - a meat tray for everyone if they succeed. But what does the show offer that sets it apart? We need you to describe the show in one line and share with us! Email: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Christian O'Connell shares personal stories about his childhood heroes, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. He talks about the iconic posters on his bedroom wall as a kid and the time he met Chuck Norris in London. Christian also opens up about being starstruck and what it's like to meet famous people, including his producer Teena's encounter with Ricky Martin. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss the ridiculousness of Chuck Norris action jeans and the importance of being "Roundhouse ready." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian’s gearing up to meet his daughter’s new boyfriend (with strict instructions for no shenanigans), Patsy is preparing for a military‑precision road trip, and Rio has been signed up for a surprise Zumba class. We check in on your Brightside of the Weekend, plus a fresh round of Double Thumbs Up, the Last Video Shop on Earth, and a very cheerful edition of Make a Band Happy for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dive into a big round of Tombstone Texts, the Name Game As In, relive the glory days of video shops, and officially launch The Last Video Shop on Earth - where listeners can rent DVDs straight from the show. Then the main event: Robbie Williams joins us, bringing stories, energy and star power to the show. We wrap with a cracking edition of Make a Movie Shorter for AWTW.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian O'Connell chats with Robbie Williams about life's ups and downs. They start with a funny story about Christian doing shoulder exercises on live TV, which leads to a conversation about the challenges of getting older. Robbie shares his own experiences with back and joint issues, and they commiserate about the struggles of middle age. The conversation takes a heartwarming turn as they discuss being parents and how their own childhoods compare to their kids' lives today. With humor and honesty, they explore the pros and cons of growing up in the 80s and 90s versus raising their own children in the modern era. Global superstar Robbie Williams is heading Down Under this November with his BRITPOP World Tour, and Christian O’Connell has lined up the ultimate Golden Ticket experience. Think VIP check‑in, food and drinks, a pre‑show party, a gift from Robbie, and A‑Reserve seats right up front. Keep GOLD on all day and listen out for Christian’s cue to call for your shot at tickets… and that massive VIP upgrade.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is away today, so we’re rolling out a collection of classic throwbacks - from What Did You Believe As a Kid? to Christian’s unforgettable midday confusion. Plus, we dive into some truly wild What Are The Odds stories and finish with a feel‑good round of Positive Songs for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're diving into three stories that'll get your goat, from a paramedic's shoe-throwing prank to a viral clip of a chair-hitting incident. We're also asking: what's been hitting your head lately? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian delves into a heartwarming love story about a couple who met in Canada and are now getting married in Sydney.  How did you meet your partner?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is away today, so we’ve pulled together a stack of the show’s best bits - from Things That Make You Go Grrr, to a chaotic round of Two Topic: Nude Stories and a brilliantly silly run of Mammal Bands for Time Wasters!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Christian O'Connell chats with his listeners about their names and the stories behind them. Hear from people with unique and often humorous name origins. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Caitlin is back from her wedding and we dive straight into 3 Word Weekend - Christian sitting next to Theo Walcott at the footy, Rio hosting the in laws while participating in a Heated Rivalry look-alike comp and Alex celebrating both teams winning. We also uncover the stories behind your names in Why Are You Called That?, enjoy a huge round of Misheard Lyrics and wrap things up with a brilliantly angsty edition of Teenage Movies for Time Wasters!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

producer Rio's latest adventure takes a wild turn as he recounts his experience at the Heated Rivalry lookalike competition. From the chaotic crowd to the hilarious challenges, Rio shares the inside scoop on what it was like to participate in this unique competition. With a dash of humor and a pinch of embarrassment, Rio dishes out the details on the night's events, including a surprise win and a very special prize.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off with the Bright Side of the Weekend. From Christian’s boys’ fishing trip to Patsy’s International Women’s Day Q&A and Rio gearing up for his Heated Rivalry look-alike competition. Fresh rounds of Two Types of People & Double Thumbs Up. Plus, People’s Playlist goes “Where & There” and today's Time Waster is Change a Word, Change a Song!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian O'Connell dives into the latest controversy surrounding two AFL stars who've been making headlines for all the wrong reasons. He shares his thoughts on the media frenzy surrounding their antics, comparing it to the infamous Ned Kelly stories of the past. Christian reflects on how things have changed, and how this kind of behavior wouldn't have even made the news back in his day. He also discusses the consequences the players are facing and how the public's reaction has been over the top. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team dive into the topic of growing up in the 90s. They share hilarious stories about their childhood to sneaking into clubs with fake IDs and using their older siblings' phones to make crank calls.  Plus, fresh rounds of Small Thing Big Joy, The Name Game As In & today's Time Water is Polite Movies! It's a fun and nostalgic episode that's sure to bring back memories of the good old days.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian O'Connell shares some of the most recent text messages on his phone, showcasing the ups and downs of life. From his wife's plea to find their mischievous cat, Larry, to Producer Rio's struggles with inflating his car tires.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dive into your best 3 Word Week texts, plus Rio’s ongoing battle with… too many figs. Plus, an emergency edition of Nominative Determinism, brand new What Are The Odds and villain songs in Time Wasters!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian O'Connell's chatting about growing up in the nineties. They're reminiscing about the good old days when life was simpler, and technology wasn't as all-consuming. He also talks about a viral video that shows kids imagining what life would be like in the future, and how it's making him nostalgic for a time when people were more present and less connected to their screens.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team dives into Monday Winner or Loser, with Christian battling a cloned credit card while Patsy celebrates the rare joy of a Mr Whippy van. Things That Make You Go Grrr sparks a minced garlic debate. Plus, listener's reveal the treasures in their “pool rooms” before another wild round of You Couldn’t Make It Up. The show wraps with Australian Movies for Time Wasters!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of the Christian O'Connell Show, we dive into a fun conversation about everyday frustrations. Patsy shares a hilarious story about his husband's pizza-making mishap, where a dinner plate ended up in the oven. They also discuss the annoyance of peeling onions and the quest for the perfect apple. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian O'Connell's morning show takes a heartwarming turn as he shares a lovely encounter with a dad explaining a rainbow to his kids on the beach. Christian reflects on how he would've handled the situation, and the dad's impressive explanation of refraction leaves him impressed. They dive into the science behind rainbows, discussing light, water, and the colors of the spectrum. Christian shares his own attempts to explain the phenomenon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian invites listeners to share their "weakest claim to fame."  Plus, dream dinner party guests, ghost stories and your motivational movies in Time Wasters!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bright Side of the Weekend kicks things off with anniversary celebrations and Caitlin’s wedding countdown.  Plus, Rio outs his sister in his Double Thumbs Up, People’s Playlist is dedicated to powerhouse women and brand new You Couldn’t Make It Up stories!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Christian O'Connell show is back with Double Thumbs Up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The show’s centrepiece becomes Christian’s battle with a Sharpie stain on his couch, culminating in a rescue mission from stain removal legend Shannon Lush.  Plus, Name As In delivers some brilliantly tricky clues and todays's time waster is Athletic Bands!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning on the Christian O'Connell show, Christian shares a hilarious story about a Sharpie pen mishap at home. He's got a stain on the couch from a leaked pen and is on a mission to get it out. Along the way, he talks about his love of Sharpie pens, his wife's reactions, and their attempts to use AI and household items to remove the stain. From rubbing alcohol to color corrector, Christian tries it all, but nothing seems to work. Will he find a solution before the day is over?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patsy shares a hilarious story about her daughter's Duke of Edinburgh award experience, where she had to complete three activities: volunteering, developing a skill, and being physically active. Christian recalls his own experience with the award, which involved living outdoors in the UK, and shares a funny anecdote about Prince Philip heckling him at a speech. The conversation takes a turn when Patsy's dog, gets loose and chases a cat, propelling her daughter through the air. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A chaotic mid‑week show! Christian catches Rio eating cereal in an all staff meeting, 3 Word Week delivers everything from school ransom notes to the Wi‑Fi collapsing and there's a debate over whether sneakers are acceptable wedding attire. Plus, a new batch of What Are the Odds and Timewasters!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're diving into some wild stories of coincidence and chance on this episode of the Christian O'Connell show. Kim shares a hilarious tale of a bus trip gone wrong, where the driver and his mate both share the name of a place, and the police officer who pulled them over couldn't believe the odds. Then, Kerri shares a jaw-dropping story of her mom giving birth to twins on a plane, with a midwife sitting next to her. These stories will have you wondering what are the odds?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Caitlin’s final show before her wedding turns into a hilarious deep dive into table cloth budgets, table seating positions and how much the team is actually meant to put in her card.  Plus, Monday Winners and Losers, The Brightsiders check in, Things That Make You Go Grrr and listeners deliver wedding warnings. Then it’s another round of unbelievable stories you truly couldn’t make up, before wrapping with a feast of Musical Meals puns. All as we send Producer Caitlin off to get married.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian borrowed his daughter's car and things took a turn for the worse.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A fire‑horse year off to a fiery start sets the tone as the team dives into a wild Monday! Listeners weigh in with three‑word weekends, Aussie pub essentials, and unbelievable “You Couldn’t Make It Up” stories. Plus, today's soccer (football) themed Timewaster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Together, we build an Aussie pub with all the essentials!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From gripping new drama to a beloved comedy comeback, Christian shares what he’s loving right now. It’s a top-tier mix of fresh binge-worthy TV and nostalgic comfort watching that’ll sort out your next streaming session.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.