The Chip Chipperson Podacast

Bell tells a couple of crazy stories this week about Sammy Kinnison, Muhammad Ali and a crazy story about Rob Kelly and a STOGIE lol. (You read that right) CRAZY STORIES ABOUT: SAMMY KINISON, MUHAMMAD ALI, ROBBY KELLY

Xia debuts the Scamper Walk, arguably the most hateable thing on the internet. Chip and Brendan sing sea shanties. Chrissie shows off her Walken impression and Brendan talks diet.Chip recalls the time he was beaten singing Sweet Molly Malone.

More halarious TRUE CELEBRITY and show biz stories from legendary DOUG BELL. Ep. 2 has TRUE STORIES ABOUT: QUINNY, SEINFELD, ROCK, ROBIN WILLIAM AND BURR.

Chip's fancy outfit sparks gambling talk and Columbian neckties. Kerryn's trousers are discussed as cheese puns are thrown around the room. Chip reveals himself to be a Bay City Rollers superfan. A mouse in Compound Media is hunted, Chip and Anthony riff as Australians. The joy of period cups is discussed. Most importantly, Chipperson breaks out his Ted Nugent impression.

Halreous and fearlless TRUE CELEBRITY stories from an Hollywood insider and comedian. DOUG 'Ring My Bell" BELL is BACK and taking no prisoners. Episode 1 has TRUE STORIES ABOUT BENNIFER, JEN LOPEZ and RICK GERVAIS

Due to last week's terrible error, Anthony is forced to re-audition for Chip. A proper apology is given and all is well. Vos comes in with guns blazing and a brand new PARTY! sign, much to the delight of Chipperson, Xia and Anthony. Xia shows a questionable bruise in a delightful place. Bonnie makes a cameo appearance and Chip roasts Geno. Everyone reveals their favorite magic trick. NOTE: Hopefully this is the last Zoom episode for a while. There are a couple of audio issues in this one, due to two different recordings being combined because Chip's stopped recording 20 minutes in.

Cumia forgets his scheduled appearance. Zac talks about being a naughty girl and his Covid battle. Xia laughs at her husband's hospital trip. Chip keeps the show friendly by keeping Xia's knees out of sight. Xia accidentally sends folklore in the chat. Zac and Chip are displeased.

Brendan is unable to do in person thanks to his illness, so Chipperson adapts. Brendan admits his foot fetish, Chrissie Mayr shows off her tootsies and Chip gives a sexy foot Ted Talk. Chrissie also shows off her pets. Chip tells everyone where Lamar made his mother stuff a bath bomb. Chip's St Bernard would scoot and give Chip worms on his gums. And finally, the story of Mr. Fast Shoes is told.

Xia talks about her new career in crush porn as Dave admits candle use and Jessy talks about her delightful tattoos. Chip makes the mistake of sleeping under a bird perch. White liquid covers his bed and face.

Natalie Cuomo makes a return and out-alphas Ralph Sutton, who handled climbing a flight of outdoor steps like an old lady. Chip convinces Natalie to get his and hers Chipperson tattoos with Luis J. Gomez. Chip confesses to accidentally enjoying maggots. Ralph attempts to humiliate Rudolf and the gang rushes to defend him and his bright nose.

Mike Feeney makes his debut as Flutesy makes her return. Chip helps Mike improve his own podacast free of charge. Cute bird videos are watched. Chipperson guides the gang through a fun watch through of 1 Guy, 1 Jar. Laughs are had, Blue Waffles are consumed. A giant head fits into a smelly place it shouldn't.

Zac and Ian, the Buy Guys, return. Chipperson and Zac do some roasting and the Bye Guys convince Xia to remove her brazier. Fun is had by all. There are high fives all around.

There wasn't going to be a Podacast this week due to Chipperson's Hawaiian travel schedule. But he decided to do one on Zoom, so the audio is not what it should be. Bobby is terrified as he re-auditions, desperate to get back in Chip's good graces. Vos finally makes another appearance.

Chip's hat being found is a good omen for the show. Mike Cannon makes his return and learns from the master about improv. The Devil Baby riffs are legendary. Anthony makes an unkind joke directed at Chipperson. Xia gives a preview of her upcoming advice show. Chip brings everyone 's spirits up with the TAILS of Mr. Fluffy the Rabbit.

Chip is joined by Shannon and Matty, her podcast co-host. To relax Matty and get a vibe with Shannon, Chipperson comes bearing gifts. Matt describes his awful marriage proposal and dysfunctional relationship with his future father in law. Shannon makes Chip jealous describing her date with a chincy fireman.

Colum Tyrrell rejoins the program and explores his Irish heritage with Chipperson. The lies of The Wizard of Oz are exposed, as Anthony, Xia, Daddy and Colum substitute music in Ghost and a slew of other movies.. Anthony's nervous little bladder is discussed, and Chip admits crying like a fawcet. Xia is unmoved.

Bryan Johnson returns to the Podacast to much fanfare. He's late and Chipperson is none too pleased. Natalie Cuomo makes her debut and explains her tattoos to Chip as he regales her with tales of his dog Pancake, who met with like an accident. Lyle's dear friend Steve Avery is discussed, as is Fonzie and Xia's itchy chest.

A HIGH PACED, ACTION PACKED episode filled with sensooality and spanking chatter. The sparks are flying between Chipperson and Marcela as Xia looks on jealously. the Tables are turned as Marcela interviews CHIP. Chip also breaks the sad news about Tracy Chapman to the ladies.

Chipperson, Anthony and Xia delight in the return of Keanu Thompson. They discover that Keanu's older gentleman friend is trying to kill her with his fetishes. Even sleep cannot save her. A woman's g-string infects her backside and Chip reminds everyone of how his roids would accidentally tear off.

Kerryn Feehan, Chrissie Mayr, Xia and Colin Quinn join Daddy. The ladies are in full force and Quinny chimes in via Zoom. A classic Chipperson episode where Chip breaks down The Many Saints of Newark. Ice cube treats are discussed and Chipper gets emotional discussing Titanic. Colin reveals a devastating interaction with a Titanic cast member, as well as accosting a movie critic in public. Memories of MASH make for a delightful episode. The gang plays a game of guessing where certain sports are played. Fun for all.

Myka Fox and Dave Temple make their return to the Podacast. Episode chock full of sexy talk about Dave's feet and Myka's roids. Chip regales everyone with tales of his pet lama.

Bobby asks to audition again and Chip reluctantly agrees. Xia, Ant, Daddy and Flower Shirt Pees Of Ghabige talk about fun Halloween pranks they pulled. Everyone gets to read ONE joke from Chipperson's soon to be released JOKE BOOK.

Brendan Sagalow makes his debut, joining Xia and Mike Cannon. Lyle finally has the strength to address his sadness of Princess Diana's death. Brendan kissed a rock in Ireland and Mike confesses to seducing a teenager when he was in kindergarten, even Mother is weirded out.

Chip declares war on Colin Quinn and FIRES him from the Chipperson empire after Quinn makes a grave judgement error about locations. Xia brings in a joke book and Chip teaches everyone how to be the hit of the party. The gang picks topics and Chip then imporovs some amazing new jokes to the amazement of everyone!

Daddy is away and was going to take the week off but DECIDED TO DO A SHOW and make some cake. Cristina returns to the show looking sultry and is still completely into Chipperson. Tony is in an apartment with awful art on the wall. This is brief return to Zoom so Chipperson doesn't want to hear any complaints. Chip reveals the sad news about Xia.

Kerryn makes her return to the studio in a condition that upsets Chipperson. Zac Amico happened to be at GaS Digital tuggin his pecka, so Chip invited him back on and he didn't disappoint. Xia brought in a collection of snacks that sucked and a listener generated background distracts Daddy. Chip also tells the super sensooal story of licking chicken breasts.

Colum Tyrell makes his first appearance on the show. Ralph Sutton returns and try's to peek at Xia's bosom. Chip cleverly comes up with TWO major contests involving hemorrhoids and cankles. Prizes will be issued.

Chipperson invades the GAS DIGITAL studios in hilarious fashion. Zac Amico says some truly mean and terrible things, Xia and Shannon fight over Chip and Ian shows off a plethora of weird tattoos. Xia also shares the worst vandalism story in history. And daddy stupidly forgets to do the read.

Once again, Chipperson storms into Compound Media and takes over. Chip and Xia steal the show with crazy by creating a masterful bit with Russian accents. Cannon and Cumia do terrible Russian accents and spoil everything. The rest of the episode covers BollandBranch sheets, Monopoly pieces, Chip's lovemaking prowess and Hawaii.

STROBING LIGHTS are STROBIN LIKE A MUUG. If you don't like STROBING LIGHTS then you should just listen to this HALAREOUS episode. Chipperson, Cooms, Xia and Dave Temple star in Chip's first IN STUDIO podacast in a year and a half. Chipperson is looking at studios and Compound Media BEGGED CHIPPERSON to be the first. Visually the coolest podacast of the millenium.

Sammy Branmuffins has humiliation audio issues, proving himself to be the LEAST professional broadcaster. Sam also raves about Doug Bell's impersonations. Chrissy and Chipperson do some super sexy whispering, Xia likes bands from the 80's and Shuli dumpster dives.

Chip, Ronny, Anthony and Xia discuss summer plans and summer's past. They also discuss tampons, in detail, as well as dimes and poor Billy Intonelli.

Quinny, Ant and Xia join Chip as he works with his new microphone. Sexy ideas for Chipperson are discussed. Chip and Colly talk acting like a couple of pros and Ant admits to being a subscriber to something. Xia is wearing Steve Martin's pants from The Jerk.

King Chipperson, Anthony, Xia and Bobby celebrate 200 HALAREOUS episodes. Chip's tells the origin story of the podacast, everyone shared jokes they've told at partys, Pinky and Leather Tuscadaro are remembered. The gang brags about their favorite things Chip does and the show closes with 200 RIFFS

Vos and Virzi save the day and talk Willie Nelson and Hulk pecka with Chipperson and Xia. Xia tells a fun story about hiding her drugs and Vos shows off his sexy foot. Batmin's (non) cooter licking is dissected.

Chloe LaBranche makes her debut on Chip thanks to her employee, Kerryn. Under the tutelage of Chipperson, she rises to the occasion and admits she avoids condoms. Xia is hiding in an upstate motel and has terrible audio. Matt Iseman is home in his mansion and also has terrible audio. Sam Roberts does a celebrity pop-in and laughs at Chipperson's observations along with everyone else. SORRY ABOUT THE AUDIO ISSUES ON THIS ONE. AND THE JUMP CUTS, WHICH ARE A RESULT OF THE AUDIO PROBLEMS.

Chipperson, Ant, Xia and Bobby discuss horror movies, busses and Chip's cousin Connie. Xia hitchhikes, Chip's bowling tale wins the night and Bobby starts a t-shirt war with Buggy Dell.

Chipperson is jealous of all the attention Doug Bell has been getting. He shares adorable tale of Mr. Button Toes the kitten. Vos is mean-spirited and caustic. Xia plugs the Friends reunion as well as her new web content, much to the chagrin of Lyle. Anthony talks about his pending move as Chipperson makes the cooters gush with his cooter lappin technique. Xia begs Chip to be a sugar daddy. And there was more slam poetry than Anthony cared for. A lot more.

Shuli makes his return to the Podacast, yet appears to be staring off into space. Greg Stone auditions under the tutelage of Kells Bells. Stories are told, laughs are had, and the legend of The Stinky Black Pepper Mill is finally explained.

Chipperson, Xia, Anthony and Chrissie Mayr play TOP THIS! as well as NAME THAT ACTOR and TELL A STORY. As usual, Chipperson is the standout star of the event. Chrissie refuses to change her blue background. Xia and Chrissie swoon over Chipperson's new superhero shirts and Anthony wants a green one.

Since everyone loved the trivia episode so much, it's only natural to do it again. Chipperson is joined by Flutesy, Kerryn and Mike Cannon in another round of riveting trivia. This is being pitched to major television networks and whatnot.

Chipperson debuts a new STAR WARS trivia game that is sweeping the nation, in addition to complaining about the odor of his own unshowered bag. Xia, Anthony and Karl are amazed at Chip's knowledge. Watch as the three guests battle it out for Chipper's yumor driven BONUS LIGHTSABERS for making a good joke. Star Track is also mentioned and all guests are allowed to offer questions. A must watch for any Christopher Lee fans.

Welcoming a new mental health sponsor to the show, Chipperson talks mentalness with Ian, Vos and Xia. Chip discusses his movie career and sucking Reggie's thumb. Music and foreskin are also mentioned, as well as the time Chip jumped into cactus plants. At the end, all agree they hate themselves. As they should.

Fifi Dosch makes her debut and Mike Boccetti goes into full flirt mode. He also white knights a bit. Chipperson describes rectal muling and urinal mint breath fresheners. Xia mails it in with her background discusses sinning with another lady. Bryan Johnson admits to being beaten up by a one armed man. Chip debuts some timely Covid material for his arena tour

Chip and Xia teach Anthony, Mike and Aaron about mental health thanks to new sponsor Better Help. Lyle remember how his Loverboy tape was burned on an unfortunate date where his underpants were soiled. Chip proves to be the perfect guy friend as Aaron shows off his manly arms much to the delight of Xia. Anthony's arms are still hummel smooth and Mike refuses to explain why he's dressed for an elk hunting trip. And speaking of elk hunting; Anthony confirms that he and Chipperson will crash Rogan's show and Chip will break Joe's chops.

Gilbert Gottfriend and Anthony join Chipperson and Xia to talk threesomes. Rich Vos calls in from the car as he flees the country. Lot's of laughs are to be had, as Lyle the Puppetmaster manipulates everyone into corners of humor. Chip toots on cheeba as he tells a true story about injuring his pecka. Manscape to the rescue. Xia uses potty language, much to Chipperson's disappointment.

Chipperson encourages Cumia and Quinn to do a show and offers to be the comic relief. Anderson agrees and seduces the boys with tales of Hawaii.

Joe Derosa, Ron Benningon, Cristina, Xia and Daddy get into big food debates. Chipperson shows Joe how valuable he will be as a guest on his Podcast with Sal. Lots of laughter as the ladies are totally into Chip's shirt and hat ensemble. Ron praises Derosa's sandwiches, then more food debates happen. Everyone makes up at the end.

Paul Virzi auditions for Chipperson and is remarkably yumorous. He seeks Chip's advice on arguing at home and discusses Lloyd Christmas. Anthony and Chip are offended by Xia's inappropriate upcoming sensooal encounter with a lady. And even more offended by her Pee Wee voice.

Xia upsets Chipperson greatly by showing pictures that are inappropriate and VULGAH. Mike Cannon and Chippy talk about UFOs, Mike Calta and Bobby Kelly bring on their youngsters who are die hard Chipperson fans.