The Chip Chipperson Podacast

Therapy has been helping Lyle and he decides to demonstrate with Aaron taking on the role of the therapist, playing Delores. Tears are shed and lessons are learned. KP Burke plays the therapist wonderfully, and Ian roots for Chip to spend $50 on Xia's underpants. The Jackson 5 is discussed for far too long Chip also opens up about his embarrassing speech impediment.

Bell gets off to a ROCKY start with sly, but winds up making a fast friend with jokes and false promises. Doug also has a heart to heart with fellow heartthrob Brad Pitt.

Xia brags about pockets in her Holly Hobby-ish dress and Chip is not impressed. Chip and Ralph bond on being break dancers and Chip shows off the Robeit, poplockin. Chip describes the perfect place to take Jen Aniston on a date. Kerryn raves about raw dogging and goody-two-shoes Ralph only wears bags. Kerryn likes to be in sync when taking dumps. Chip mistake Russia for Florida.

Bell's flirty ways win big points with T-Swift and Nikki Ryan from a Morning Mashup. Doug also gets the internet chatter going with talks of joining the IMPRACTICAL JOKERS. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: TAYLOR SWIFT, NICOLE RYAN, THE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS

Xia comes in sweating profusely and proudly announces she has forgotten to wear deodorant. Brendan Sagalow nose dives into her pits and Mike Cannon realizes it looks rather appealing. Chip introduces the Alamo Draft House to the NY audience. Brendan and Chip agree to collaborate on some music.

Bell pitches Luis J Gomez the idea of the century. Skanfest will never be the same. The fight, the roast battle, all the plans are outlined. And in his usual fashion, Bell charms Harrison Ford at a party. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: KELLS BELLS, SKANFEST, LUIS J. GOMEZ, ZAC AMICO, ARI SHAFFIR, HARRISON FORD

Chip heads to Compound where Keanu tells everyone which Compound employee she used to sleep with. She refuses to discuss his pecka in the detail Chipperson wants. Anthony shines light on the Geno / Dixon saga (this was taped last week) and Chip teaches Xia how to defend herself from a punch. Chip engages in sensooal roleplay as a sexy fireman, Anthony does Foghorn Leghorn. Keanu also discusses the accidental self-shooting of an ex boyfriend.

Bell tells an uber cool story about hanging with the SNOOP DOGG. Bell also accidentally humiliates Al Pacino, and talks hoops with the greatest. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: SNOOP DOGG, AL PACINO, KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR

After many, many instances of poor employee behavior, Chipperson finally brings down the hammer and gives Xia the spanking she deserves. To the viewer, it will appear sultry and sensual. Chip also helps Zac Amico by doing a world class wrestling promo (for free) and Dave Temple discusses his mother. She and Delores have much in common, which bonds Dave and Chip.

Bell regales us with the awesome story about working a boom mic on Jenny Garner's show. All heck breaks loose at the Playboy Mansion when Bell shows up and takes over. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: PLAYBOY MANSION, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, BILL MAHER, TOM CRUISE

Ian Fidance makes a triumphant return, as Keren Margolis and KP Burke audition for Chipperson and find themselves in awe of his broadcasting techniques. Keren, in an attempt to make Chip jealous, discusses her ex boyfriend who believed many WW2 facts have been made up. She admits she cries often and enjoys the feeling. KP is vainly attempting to give up food and alcohol. The highlight is everyone discussing what they dip fries in. And poor Lyle being tinkled on by a turtle.

Taped the night before Thanksgiving, Bell tells a moving tale about meeting Franny, his new love. Also, TRUE STORIES ABOUT: LARRY DAVID, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

Aaron Berg returns and does a sensual, intuitive roleplay with Kerryn about her upcoming date with a MODEL. The conversation turned to feet, as it often does. Chip has Xia's feet pulled up on Wiki feet and we discover that her husband makes her wear socks because he hates her feet so much. Aaron is quite upset about Xia's first kiss in a movie theater and Chipperson brings down the house with Gilligan's Island knowledge.

 Bell hits home with an emotional tale about his audition with Leo for Terrantino. Also, a very fun flirting story with a legendary lady. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: SCOJO, TERRANTINO, LEO DECAPRIO

Bryan Johnson returns and Stacey Prussman makes an outstanding debut on the Podacast as the gang joins Anthony over at Compound. She discusses running for mayor and her Dr/boyfriend's pecka problems. Apparently it was burnt up like a muuug. Everyone believes the doc's pecka got all messed up from Anthony's pool. Kevin Brennan serves beverages and makes a cameo.

CRAY cray story about talkin SCARY with Steve King. Also, telling Andy Cone how to make his show better and an unpleasant run in with Cher TRUE STORIES ABOUT: STEVE KING, CHER, COOP & ANDY CONE

Chip is under the weather but manages to be halareous anyway. Mike Feeney, Chanel Omari and Dave Temple join and discuss their first kiss. Chipperson demonstrates how to kiss properly and Dave Temple has the best kissing story.

Bell takes on music! Hangin with Billy Burr and some guys from THE Stones, METALLica and Arrowsmith! TRUE STORIES ABOUT: BILLY BURR, MICKEY JAGGER, KEITH RICHARDS, STEVIE TYLER, ULRICK & JIMMY HETFIELD

Mike Figs auditions for Chipperson and hits it out of the park. He reveals himself to be a foot lover who wishes to sniff the shoes of sexting expert Amber Sweetheart. Amber learns much from Chip and offers to direct scenes with him and Xia on O.F. Mike Cannon offers to be a cameraman and promises not to 'tug'. And Cannon also gets an '11' in a very humiliating rating.

Bell has an incident with an Irish NY comedian and shares cool 'Dwayne Rock' memories TRUE STORIES ABOUT: MICHAEL O'CANNON, "DWAYNE ROCK" JOHNSTON

Shanks makes his debut on the Podacast and he and Chipperson compare prison stories. Brendan and Shanks rap battle and it's not at all uncomfortable. Dr Rhodes is late, but eventually makes it and describes her unique healing. Shanks and Brendan also flirt a bit.

When legends collide - Bell mingles with a couple of peers you may know lol. Laughs and respect all around. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: RODNEY DANGERFIELD, ED MURPHY

A really fun episode. Ralph and Keanu confess to their sexy date and it's really hot ending. OF pecka ratings are explained and Daddy is tempted to start his own OF page. Xia gives a rating example as Lyle and Ralph discuss how awful it is. Keanu confesses to her dishonest rating system Ralph has sad news about a friend and Keanu's relationship is floundering. And most importantly, Xia buys a special belt with an attachment.

Bell is DANGER at the door. Doug(enberg) spills the beans on an amazing show he's working on. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: RJ MITTE, BRIAN CRANSTON, OCTAVIA SPENCER, ROBBIE ODENKIRK

Chip finally gets the new studio he has been demanding from Ralph Sutton. Nathan Orton makes his debut on the Podacast as Chrissie Mayr and Colum Tyrrell return and everyone shares teachable moments. Xia tells her world famous 'Counter Story', which has been optioned by Netflix for a 10 part documentary.

CRAZY times with Bell driving and a hob-knob party that really pee'd Bell off. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: JOEY ROGAN, MIKE KEATON, JIMMIE CARRY

Zac Amico returns and is on fire with mean spurreted jokes. Amber Heard's gift to Johnny Depp is discussed, as is a fine way to improve a salad. Mia Hammond and Mike Cannon are also chime in and discuss body dismemberment.

Bell FINALLY gives the skinny about his work on The Devil Wears Prada. Crazy times in true Bell fashion. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: MERRYL STREEP, ANNIE HATHAWAY, EMILY BLUNT

Ian Fidance returns and tells everyone about his 'friend's' pecka that burns. Greg Stone has sex with furniture and Gigi bears her bosoms for everyone to give a sensooal feel too.

Bell reminisces about stealing the show at a kid's party and having BEOUCOUP influence over a famous "Lady" TRUE STORIES ABOUT: STEVE SPIELBERG, STEPH GERMANOTTY

Chip tells a cute (and true) story about making a cucumber dirty and destroying a white rug. Whatevah Amy and Chip bond over mob ties. And most importantly, Bobo returns with hot takes on sports, relationships, and the shipping of boxes.

LUCKY 13! Instant classic for all of Doug's bowling fans. High powered take down of Tinseltown by Bell in this one. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: JEN ANISTON, JASE "STATHE" STATHAM

Dave Temple and his butchered nail bed makes a return and Dylan Negri joins Chip for the first time. Dylan explains his tattoos, which have no meaning. He also discusses dating a woman in her mid 70's. Batman vs Superman is tackled. Most importantly, daddy is sent some incredible real gold jewelry and he put is on, much to the delight of Xia and all other female fans. Ralph and Chip have a huge fight about green screening.

By popular demand, a super long episode of Bellisms and inside show biz info. Doug tells amazing and TRUE STORIES ABOUT: JACKASS, STEEVO & JOHNNY KNOSVILLE, THE SURREALL LIFE AND FLAVOR FLAVE

Back after a much needed week off, Chipperson shines, to the surprise of no one. Kerryn makes a triumphant return, although Lyle is disappointed at her outfit. She brings Jared, her cohost, who is open about his battles with excessive saliva. Chip talks about his days in the mafia on Staten Island. The gang looks up Kerryn's feet online and discusses the width of her ankles.

Crazy episode in typical Bell-fashion. Lots of food talk, as well as some b-ball. LOTS of laughs. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: JJOEY DEROSA JOEY PESCI & CHAZ PALMERI, MIKE JORDAN, KAREN FEEN

Destination Miami! Doug has a couple of hands down zany night club storys. And then? It's off to LALA LAND! TRUE STORIES ABOUT: GLORIA ESTEFAN, BILL THORTON, JACKIE NICHOLSON

Brenny joins Feens and Cannon to laugh it up with Lyle. Chip expertly renames their podcast, as well as Xia and Natalie's new podcast. Brenny shows off his physicality by doing a lunge.

Bell takes us on a hilarious trip down memory lane. We wind up outside a strip club AND in a Costco LOL. NO, not on the same night LOL TRUE STORIES ABOUT: BRITTY SPEARS, TONY CUMIA, JIMMY GANDOLFINI

Zac Amico and Ralph Sutton rejoin Chip and help Kevin Dumbrowski with his audition. Chip talks about his time working at Area 51 and his dear friend Cosmo. The gang discusses candy and what movies make them cry. Chipperson makes everyone jealous describing his candy corn / meat treats. Old sitcoms are also chatted about and the depth of Gilligan's Island is revealed.

Doug has amazing touring ideas and needs YOUR HELP to make it happen. Plus some crazy CELLAR MEMORIES! TRUE STORIES ABOUT: KEV HART, PAT OSWALT, ROBBY DENIRO

After neglecting to bring sandgwhiches to a fat-breasted male acquaintance of Chipperson, Joe DeRosa shows up with 4 delicious treats. Chip, Xia and Bryan Johnson dig in and eat like hogs. As Jim, fat, sits home alone, Chip relishes the fresh meat and bread and lovely toppings. Once again, Xia has forgotten her brassiere and is upsetting Daddy. In a topical segment, Xia finally sees The Godfather and the gang explains Deliverance.

This episode has a cool idea for the wrestling show with Sammy Roberts and Patty Macafee. A real cool, mellow episode with boucoup karma. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: OPIE ANDANTHONY, MEGAN MARKLE

Natalie Cuomo returns and admits she got Chip's name tattooed on her body. Chipperson is delighted. Jim Florentine brings his son Luke back on, who attempts to interfere with Chip's new relationship. Lyle is jealous when Natalie leaves early to open for Kurt Metzger, after the size of his genitals are bandied about.

In Episode 6, Bell roars back with a zeal that cannot be ignored. Filled with poignant, humorous tales, this one is an instant classic. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: HOWIE MANDELL, RON BENNINGTON, GEORGIE CARLIN

Keanu makes her return to discuss her boyfriend, who is old. Chipperson suspects he wants to have pretend to enjoy necrophilia with her. She also discusses her hideous Valentine's Day meal. Xia is scolded for her vulgah photos in a Chip shirt and legal action is threatened. Dave Temple shows off his tremendous body as his girlfriend cries in a virtual therapy session.

CRAZY episode with Bell going all in on the amazing memories. Doug uses a super fan request for a story to springboard into a July 4th (or 5th??) tale.TRUE STORIES: KELLS BELLS & QUINNY, KREISH, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, JAY MOHR, MARKY HAMILL

This is a special Valentimes day episode. Chip talks about the terrible girl that stood him up. Twice. Matty drinks consistently and updates us on his girls bachelorette party. Everyone admits tuggin their peckas to music videos.

FRIENDSHIP. Bell sees a good friend about to make a big mistake and steps in. Sometimes all you need is a good friend who has good motives. This is an instant DB classic.

A great episode for anyone who enjoys the intro song, as multiple errors by the staff disrupt the opening of the Podacast. Chip tells the tragic tale of the anvil on his mother's foot. Natalie Cuomo returns to the Podacast dressed to the nines. Lyle and Anthony prove what great 'guy friends' they are.