The Biggest Problem in the Universe

Battery Corrosion, Artificial Scarcity, Night Pooping, George Soros District Attorneys, Nocturia

Graduation Speeches, Too Many Beginner Tutorials, Food Going Bad, Parental Wisdom

People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes, Snail-in Voting, Tardy Drink Refills, The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month, Semaglutide / Ozempic

Very special episodes, losing shit, mispricing nostalgia, making decisions.

The Myth of American Gun Violence, Parasocial Relationships, Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something, Arizona Inflation

Land Acknowledgements, My Bitch Realtor, Women in Star Wars

Drip Pricing, Subway Performers, May the 4th, Bryan Singer

Hypocrisy, Inefficient Airplane Boarding, $1,000 Posters, Relying on Your Friends

Short Attention Spans, Stock Market Morons, Google Doodle Dummies, Cover Charges

The Civil Rights Act, Easy Mode in Video Games, Nazis are Too Cool, Seatbelt Laws

Lack of Good VR Porn, Great Government Firewalls, Mass Shooter Lotto, Pissphobes

Loud Music at Bars, Whiny Waiters, Compelled Speech, Transphobia

Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves, Reparation Retardation, Free Market Haters, Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day

Thirst Traps, Post Purchase Surveys, Demographic Dummies, Right Wing Alt-Tech

No Flying Cars, The Homeless, Community Detachment, USB Cables

The Anchoring Effect, Contouring, Kink Personalities

Protein Clumps Sticking in Your Glass, Ethical Consumption Clowns, Halftime Shows, Train Wrecks

Missed Opportunities, Satanic Panic, Tech Switcheroos, Peladophobia

Uninformed Voters, Deep Fake Consent Malarky, Going to the Doctor

Pharmaceutical Ads, Tip Jar Takeover, Performative Doomsday Metaphors, AI Psychology Podcasts

Thoughts and Prayers, Fear of Negotiating, Dick and Vito Get No Credit, The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance

Adam Sessler, The Gas Stove Ban, The "You're Mad" Game

False False Flags, Gimmick Twitter Accounts, e-Wh*res

The De-Sexification of Media, Manliness Gurus, Cum, Shoulder Nipples

Onmibus Spending, Swastika Scaries, Going to the Dentist, Fan Entitlement

Starving Artists, Billionaire Bootlickers, Holiday Parties, Blockbuster Nostalgia

The War on Anonymity, The Female Dating Strategy Podcast, Hitler

Cockteasing, Ticketmaster, Pro-Spider Propaganda, Slow Cancer

Autism, People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane, Effective Altruism, Enslaving Indie Directors

Finding the Edge on Packing Tape, Franchise Crossovers, Pedo Jacketing, Holiday Decorations

Child Support, Music Videos Disguised as Movies, Online Naturalists, Not Getting Drugs on Halloween

Corporate Bootlicking, "no" Autocorrect, Anti-Semitism, Email

Circumcision Apologists, Sports-a-phobia, Fear of Self-Promotion

Wellness Checks, Philistines, Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard, Mandatory Evacuation Orders

Refusal to Wear the Hijab, Shorter Attention, Getting Band-Aids Wet, Boring Sports Uniforms

Social Media, Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, Celebrity Bands

Womansplaining, Deadname Drama, Fatwas, Sobering Up Before You Pass Out

The IRS, Comply Guys, Mobile-Only Websites, Changed Passwords Not Saving

Kangaroo Courts, Anti-Woke Marketing, Algorithm Generated Merchandise, VR Chat

Game Journalists, Animal Abuse, Overly Courteous Drivers, Occupational Stereotypes, Discontinued Food Fakeouts

SSRIs, Minimum Wageslaves, Pity Party Poopers

Swatting, Rent is Too Damn High, Evolution, Not Supporting Black Businesses