The Biggest Problem in the Universe

Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves, Reparation Retardation, Free Market Haters, Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day

Thirst Traps, Post Purchase Surveys, Demographic Dummies, Right Wing Alt-Tech

No Flying Cars, The Homeless, Community Detachment, USB Cables

The Anchoring Effect, Contouring, Kink Personalities

Protein Clumps Sticking in Your Glass, Ethical Consumption Clowns, Halftime Shows, Train Wrecks

Missed Opportunities, Satanic Panic, Tech Switcheroos, Peladophobia

Uninformed Voters, Deep Fake Consent Malarky, Going to the Doctor

Pharmaceutical Ads, Tip Jar Takeover, Performative Doomsday Metaphors, AI Psychology Podcasts

Thoughts and Prayers, Fear of Negotiating, Dick and Vito Get No Credit, The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance

Adam Sessler, The Gas Stove Ban, The "You're Mad" Game

False False Flags, Gimmick Twitter Accounts, e-Wh*res

The De-Sexification of Media, Manliness Gurus, Cum, Shoulder Nipples

Onmibus Spending, Swastika Scaries, Going to the Dentist, Fan Entitlement

Starving Artists, Billionaire Bootlickers, Holiday Parties, Blockbuster Nostalgia

The War on Anonymity, The Female Dating Strategy Podcast, Hitler

Cockteasing, Ticketmaster, Pro-Spider Propaganda, Slow Cancer

Autism, People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane, Effective Altruism, Enslaving Indie Directors

Finding the Edge on Packing Tape, Franchise Crossovers, Pedo Jacketing, Holiday Decorations

Child Support, Music Videos Disguised as Movies, Online Naturalists, Not Getting Drugs on Halloween

Corporate Bootlicking, "no" Autocorrect, Anti-Semitism, Email

Circumcision Apologists, Sports-a-phobia, Fear of Self-Promotion

Wellness Checks, Philistines, Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard, Mandatory Evacuation Orders

Refusal to Wear the Hijab, Shorter Attention, Getting Band-Aids Wet, Boring Sports Uniforms

Social Media, Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, Celebrity Bands

Womansplaining, Deadname Drama, Fatwas, Sobering Up Before You Pass Out

The IRS, Comply Guys, Mobile-Only Websites, Changed Passwords Not Saving

Kangaroo Courts, Anti-Woke Marketing, Algorithm Generated Merchandise, VR Chat

Game Journalists, Animal Abuse, Overly Courteous Drivers, Occupational Stereotypes, Discontinued Food Fakeouts

SSRIs, Minimum Wageslaves, Pity Party Poopers

Swatting, Rent is Too Damn High, Evolution, Not Supporting Black Businesses

Influencer Culture, Extreme Heat Events, Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags, Event Wristbands.

Amber Heard Supporters, Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit, Tattle-Tale Journalists

Hate Hoaxes, Criminalizing Heterosexuality, Suction Cups, Canon Cops

Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling, Pussy Cops, Unrealistic Expectations, Parking Idlers

Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes, Backseat Googlers, Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes

Fake Neurodivergence, Intellectual Property Laws, Bluetooth, 3D Technology

Cash Register Solicitations, Lack of Bodily Integrity, Overpriced Breakfasts, Not Enough Seanies

The Emperor's New Burn, The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy, Getting Rid of Grease, Fake 2D Animation

Seed oil disrespecters, Women's tears, Fake mobile game ads, No more comedies

Media Consolidation, Living in the Ghetto, Roadside Death Shrines, Spoiler Nazis

The Windows 10 Search Bar, Boycotts of the Week, Kink Shaming, Disability Discrimination