The Biggest Problem in the Universe

Derivative Dummies, Fast Food Face Grease, Home Repair, Ignoring Social Cues While Driving

Abandoning American Citizens Abroad, "Would", Too Many Asians at Costco, Live Service Video Games

Fingernail Piles, Conservative Porn, Cutting Yourself Shaving, Big Leaguing

Counting Dead Kids, Game Stop, Pimples on Your Nose, Bad Neighbors

The UK Government, Culture War Criminals, Doing All the Work in a Group Project, Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room, "The Bonus Hole"

Plea Deals, Shitty Shippers, Bible Truthers, Phone Format Paste

Lack of Congressional Term Limits, Watching a Man Drown, Rickety Shit, Women's Dating Advice

Fake Libertarians, The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets, The Royal "We", The Five-Day Work Week, Mugshot Envy

Airbnb Cleaning Fees, Big Government, People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands, Ghost Texts, Being Afraid to Show Sympathy, Block Babies

The Barbie Movie, Jewish Conspiracies, Knots That Are Tied Too Tight

Voice Actors Recording at Home, Non-Drivers, Gamers, The Production Quality of Amateur Porn

The SEC, Filet O'Fish Disrespecters, Not Being Able To Talk to Animals, Too Many Hitler Movies

Fortnite, Awareness, Not Enough Hitler Movies, Fake Fly-Open Shorts

Charity Fraud, Source Snobs, Cheating at Trivia, The Black/White Test Score Gap

People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes, Toxic Positivity, The Anti-Plastic Movement, Airplane Seats, NFT Haters

Battery Corrosion, Artificial Scarcity, Night Pooping, George Soros District Attorneys, Nocturia

Graduation Speeches, Too Many Beginner Tutorials, Food Going Bad, Parental Wisdom

People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes, Snail-in Voting, Tardy Drink Refills, The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month, Semaglutide / Ozempic

Very special episodes, losing shit, mispricing nostalgia, making decisions.

The Myth of American Gun Violence, Parasocial Relationships, Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something, Arizona Inflation

Land Acknowledgements, My Bitch Realtor, Women in Star Wars

Drip Pricing, Subway Performers, May the 4th, Bryan Singer

Hypocrisy, Inefficient Airplane Boarding, $1,000 Posters, Relying on Your Friends

Short Attention Spans, Stock Market Morons, Google Doodle Dummies, Cover Charges

The Civil Rights Act, Easy Mode in Video Games, Nazis are Too Cool, Seatbelt Laws

Lack of Good VR Porn, Great Government Firewalls, Mass Shooter Lotto, Pissphobes

Loud Music at Bars, Whiny Waiters, Compelled Speech, Transphobia