The Biggest Problem in the Universe

Derivative Dummies, Fast Food Face Grease, Home Repair, Ignoring Social Cues While Driving

Abandoning American Citizens Abroad, "Would", Too Many Asians at Costco, Live Service Video Games

Fingernail Piles, Conservative Porn, Cutting Yourself Shaving, Big Leaguing

Counting Dead Kids, Game Stop, Pimples on Your Nose, Bad Neighbors

The UK Government, Culture War Criminals, Doing All the Work in a Group Project, Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room, "The Bonus Hole"

Plea Deals, Shitty Shippers, Bible Truthers, Phone Format Paste

Lack of Congressional Term Limits, Watching a Man Drown, Rickety Shit, Women's Dating Advice

Fake Libertarians, The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets, The Royal "We", The Five-Day Work Week, Mugshot Envy

Airbnb Cleaning Fees, Big Government, People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands, Ghost Texts, Being Afraid to Show Sympathy, Block Babies

The Barbie Movie, Jewish Conspiracies, Knots That Are Tied Too Tight

Voice Actors Recording at Home, Non-Drivers, Gamers, The Production Quality of Amateur Porn

The SEC, Filet O'Fish Disrespecters, Not Being Able To Talk to Animals, Too Many Hitler Movies

Fortnite, Awareness, Not Enough Hitler Movies, Fake Fly-Open Shorts

Charity Fraud, Source Snobs, Cheating at Trivia, The Black/White Test Score Gap

People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes, Toxic Positivity, The Anti-Plastic Movement, Airplane Seats, NFT Haters