The Bert Show

Happy Friday! It’s time to TRIGGER Tommy! Here’s the laundry list of stuff we’ve noticed gets under our beloved show director’s skin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Got ZERO patience anymore? There's something you can do that might fix it, but you're not gonna like it...Cassie will explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you know your partner’s happy place? Kristin learned in real time she’s never asked her husband! But her guess is pretty sweet…she shares! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kids! They say the darndest things. Kristin never expected her 4 year old to say THIS to the babysitter! What's the wildest thing your kid ever said in public? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For today's 100 Days Of Good Goes Round: Mom Yeisa wants to celebrate her daughter Mya in a big way. She just graduated college and is the first in her family to do so! So, she's throwing a big bash. She's got everything, they're just missing ONE thing: a DJ! Luckily we've got one on staff! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Abby rethinking her decision to NEVER have kids? Here's why she's suddenly reconsidering motherhood! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What kind of friend are YOU? Click here to take this quiz to find out: Are you the Type A friend? Are you the type B friend? It says a LOT about you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Kristin Cavallari Reveals She Hooked Up With Glen Powell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would you let your children plan your next family vacation? The Bert Show is put this trend to the test and see where their tots want the fam to go next! What would your kid say? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her mom highjacked her college graduation and got tickets for the man she cheated on her dad with! Did she still show up to her own ceremony? We've got the #FollowUpThursday update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bert isn’t sure how to feel after doing the most challenging thing he’s ever done YESTERDAY! Have you ever worn contacts? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do NOT fall prey to this new texting scam from the “DMV”! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why Did Cassie kick out one of her coworkers from the studio? Turns out it was for good reason! But she still needs to apologize to the youth group after what she let out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is wearing a jersey on a first date an ick? Did we just find a generational divide when it comes to dating kicks? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He could have gotten ARRESTED! Messy Mikey is in studio to talk the lengths he went to to break into his own apartment after he got locked out on a drunken night! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She was considering breaking girl code to date her friend’s ex. Did she take the risk? It’s #FollowUpThursday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're only trying to help! Is Producer Jackson ready to propose to his girlfriend? We're gonna find out because we're putting him on the SPOT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Abby pressuring her brother to propose or is she just *encouraging* him with great advice?! Let’s talk about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#Tinder is introducing a new feature that will allow women to filter their feed based on height preferences! Is this discrimination against short kings? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Situationships don't discriminate, even vintage ones! Did you know about the first lady with a secret, lesbian lover? Abby spills the tea on Eleanor Roosevelt's sordid love affair in #YeOldeGossip! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He was at a certain restaurant, but wasn’t feeling their menu. So, he DOORDASHED a second restaurant's food to be sent to the first restaurant! What?!! Bad etiquette? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

His dad butt dialed him and confirmed that he’s a TRAITOR! Here’s what he said! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Call Abby the "Boy Whisperer"! One group of guys said they would "pay for her services" if she helped them out in this one area...she'll explain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did a fellow celebrity accidentally reveal that #StevieWonder can actually SEE? Click here and tell us what you think! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — A Heckler Was Kicked Out Of The Diddy Trial Courtroom! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Producer Jackson ruined someone else's romantic moment! But was it for good reason? He'll explain what really went down at the renaissance festival! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She's avoiding a double date with her wife's coworker because the coworker has a dog she thinks was STOLEN! Should she confront them? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Producer Rebecca is crashing out over this collectible item taking TikTok by storm! Have you heard of Labubus? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today for The Bert Show’s 100 Days Of Good Goes Round we want to help Erin aid the North Gwinnett Co-Op with their Book Bag Bash! Can you help us help the North Gwinnett Co-Op make this Back To School Shoe Drive a HUGE success?The North Gwinnett Co-Op is seeking $50,000 for 700+ pairs of new shoes for children as they begin the new school year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bert wants to brag on his family! If you’re worried you won’t be able to coparents successfully with your ex, listen to this segment. He wants you to know it’s possible! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He drives 46 miles from his house just to go to Buc-cees on the REGULAR! Can The Bert Show guess the prices for these priceless Buc-cees items? It's time to play BUC-EE's PRICE IS RIGHT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He’s about to pop the question to his girlfriend’s parents…should he ask them what they think about PRENUPS?! Producer Jackson needs your advice! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a stupid show that someone else in studio got sucked into! Here's what "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" got RIGHT and you should be doing in your own friendships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Producer Rebecca has a unique decision to make! Should she or shouldn't she laser off her tongue tattoo? She's feeling conflicted! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The great philosopher Keanu Reeves once said, “Grief changes shape, but it never ends.” Kristin recently reached a grief milestone that she wants to share with you! Can you relate? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today The Bert Show's 100 Days Of Good Goes Round is dedicated to two besties who need a BREAK! Jennifer and Katie have both been affected by personal battles with breast cancer, so our friends at Chateau Elan are going to give these "breasties" the spa weekend they DESERVE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Blake Lively Makes Shocking Move In Justin Baldoni Legal Battle! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He received an insane email from his apartment complex! Is this a sign that Messy Mikey needs to move? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her sugar baby avengers gave her advice on how to meet them online AND in person…and apparently Abby has already done one thing right! Did she find her a man (to pay her rent)? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He embarrassed himself over a basketball game! Here's how a friend of Moe’s tried to ruin his moment! It didn't go the way he thought it would… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who was your commencement speaker? We've got clips from recent speakers who said something so profound that we needed to share with you too! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.