The Bert Show

TWO HOUR drive to work?! Can you beat this member of #BertShowFam’s long commute? What’s the most cringeworthy thing that you’ve ever done in your life? Can you beat this 911 dispatcher who made the most tone deaf joke EVER during a life-threatening emergency? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her next girl's trip destination is SO controversial that people from her past have contacted her to tell her NOT to go! Where is Abby trying to go? And should she reconsider? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You’re not ashamed. You’re a high maintenance person and you know it...or do you? How do you know if you're actually high maintenance or not? One of us asked our significant others if we were high maintenance live on the air...and we got what we asked for! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we've got some great advice from an unlikely source...Gwyneth Paltrow. It’s time for The Bert Show’s #WednesdayWisdon with a sign of GOOP! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She cheated on her husband and it DIDN'T ruin their marriage...it made it better. She'll explain why. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bert thought the game was OVER…so he left! Here’s what he missed as soon as he dipped from his son’s soccer event.She's fallen into a nasty habit! She forces her Lyft drivers to listen to MURDER podcasts...but do they actually enjoy it? Kristin thinks so! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Ebuzz: Trending Now — Lana Del Rey Confessed To Hooking Up With A Shocking Music Star! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her boyfriend keeps a running list of her favorite things! She thinks he's "cheating" at their relationship! What do you think? Life hack or HACKY? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today Abby wants to publicly thank a friend of hers for showing her grace after she royally 'f'ed up in the friendship department! Here's what she did and why she's sorry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How would YOU have handled this parenting dilemma? Kristin’s son REFUSED to play at his own baseball game! Kristin shares what she did...would you have done the same? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He didn't do ANYTHING for #ValentinesDay but swore he was gonna make it up to her! A month later? Nothing. Is it time to cut her losses? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This husband stopped talking to his wife for 20 years after she upset him and they still lived together as a family! Do you know anyone who held a longer grudge? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re so excited for Bert! Come May 17th he’s going to hit the golden spike at Mercedes Benz Stadium! Get special Bert Show Pricing on Atlanta United tickets HERE: https://fevo-enterprise.com/group/ATLBertShowOne of Abby’s best friends from college is coming to visit and she is DETERMINED to make her fall in love with #Atlanta! What's your favorite place she should take her to? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You've got a deep, dark secret you haven't told ANYONE! #BertShowFam called in to confess for cash! Like this listener who switched her losing lottery ticket to steal their WINNING one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is this the best, worst date EVER? He found out how she REALLY felt about his appearance in the middle of their first date…and it wasn’t pretty. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Uber RUINED Moe’s chance to hang out with a celeb! Is it finally time for him to get a car? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today Kristin has an update with her #swolemate! Is she still working out? Has she noticed any changes?She shares this and more! It’s Bert Weiss’ Favorite Things: Travel Raffle – Your Dream Vacation Awaits! 5 Incredible Getaways Up for Grabs:A 5-night stay in a private villa at Casa de Campo Resort & Villas in the Dominican Republic, thanks to Daniel and Christina Lee6-night Walt Disney World vacation for 4, thanks to Wishdrawals Travel$7,500 Choose Your Own Adventure with Delta Vacations$500 Delta Air Lines Gift Cards (2 winners)$100 per entry = Your chance to win BIG & give back to #BertsBigAdventure!Enter by Wednesday, April 30th at 5 p.m. or before tickets sell out!Enter Here: https://bertsbigadventure.org/2025/03/31/win-your-dream-vacation-enter-berts-favorite-things-travel-raffle/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's been blowback from #DownUnder! K Lee thought he was trying to bring culture to The Bert Show...but Australian #BertShowFam is NOT happy with him! Should give vegemite another shot? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She’s bailing on The Bert Show Youth Group for GOOD reason! Producer Keity shares why she’s always skipped Thursday night trivia and why she’s NEVER showing up! It’s kinda a good reason! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Bless Messy Mikey’s heart! He accidentally bragged about beating a bunch of cancer survivors in a game for charity! He’ll explain what went down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TEACHERS! What's the most unhinged thing you've ever had to say to a classroom to get them to calm down? Kristin is gonna kick it off with a list that'll make your jaw drop!When you have a choice to make between two important family members, who do you choose? Cassie doesn't know whether she should attend her daughter's pre-k graduation or her sister's PhD hooding ceremony! What would you do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

People are questioning The NFL once again after Shedeur Sanders fell to the fifth round of the NFL draft. Nothing like this has ever been seen before, why did it happen? Moe is about to give you a reason to care about sports! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She went back to Nashville for her birthday weekend with one thing in mind...redemption! Did she get the romantic meet cute she fumbled last time?! Abby updates us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Was Blake Lively’s Time100 Speech Manipulative? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are SHOCKED that this is still a problem for women in 2025! Can you help us make period poverty a problem of the past? 1 in 4 women and menstruators reported not being able to afford period products in the last year. We want to help change that with @HelpingMamas Pinot Period Party! ..Wanna come? ❣️🍷https://helpingmamas.org/pinotandperiod/+ Shaquille O'Neal has actively endorsed or invested in over 25 different brands and franchises! So, let's do the math...how rich is Shaq REALLY? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We just learned why Bert got ghosted in the worst way…he got BUSINESS ghosted! He shares what happened and why Moe is the one that found out for him! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Abby’s family group chat is in the middle of helping her cousin make one of the toughest decisions a new parent has to make! WHAT should the new addition's middle name be?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Bert Weiss’ Favorite Things: Travel Raffle – Your Dream Vacation Awaits! 5 Incredible Getaways Up for Grabs:A 5-night stay in a private villa at Casa de Campo Resort & Villas in the Dominican Republic, thanks to Daniel and Christina Lee6-night Walt Disney World vacation for 4, thanks to Wishdrawals Travel$7,500 Choose Your Own Adventure with Delta Vacations$500 Delta Air Lines Gift Cards (2 winners)$100 per entry = Your chance to win BIG & give back to #BertsBigAdventure!Enter by Wednesday, April 30th at 5 p.m. or before tickets sell out!Enter Here: https://bertsbigadventure.org/2025/03/31/win-your-dream-vacation-enter-berts-favorite-things-travel-raffle/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bert made a major mistake at his son’s senior prom…it was the last prom he’d ever send one of his sons off to and he didn’t get a SINGLE photo of them! Oops. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was a big weekend for The Bert Show! Over 450 Bert’s Big Adventure family members gathered together for the Spring Reunion and Kristin helped raise HOW much for childhood cancer research?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Should Intern Sadie invite her situationship to her graduation or would that be moving way too fast? Let’s debate! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are we about to ruin Bert’s DREAM? He might have to rethink this one challenge he's been dying to do after Kristin runs through the dark side of ESCALATORS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

JoJo Siwa Is No Longer A Lesbian And We Have Some Questions! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why did Kristin’s son ask if she’s PREGNANT? We answer this + hear more absolutely unhinged things these #BertShowFam Mommas have heard from their kids! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — JoJo Siwa Is No Longer A Lesbian And We Have Some Questions! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Backstreet Boy fans get HYPE! We’re so excited about who called in for The Bert Show’s Celebrity Call In Challenge! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yup! Bert wants to add ANOTHER rule to The Bert Show’s Celebrity Call In Challenge! Are we getting big enough celebs? What say you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A rock LEGEND called in for The Bert Show’s Celebrity Call In Challenge! Can you guess who got them to call in? Click here to find out WHO! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does The Bert Show talk about religion too much? Some listeners think so after Bert shared his story after he thinks he received a message directly from god! Here’s what he has to say to those folks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is he an a-hole for refusing to buy his wife a #MothersDay gift? Listen to his reason before you judge! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Both of Bert’s sons are hitting huge milestones and he doesn’t know how to feel! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.