The Bert Show

From The Vault: Here’s Everything She’s Learned From Her Failed Friendships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She asked her therapist for some advice...and she got it! Turns out it's exactly what she needed to hear, and Abby wants to share it with you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: PT 1: Are You Ready To Listen To The Bert Show’s Fairy C*rn ASMR?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The entire family is skipping her nephew's wedding without telling him! Why? Because they HATE his fiancée! Are they right or are they wrong? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You watched the movie. You thought you knew who the hero was. But you were WRONG! Let's talk about it: who was the REAL villain in these classic movies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He proposed to her best friend…now what?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Once you say “I DO” you legally can’t get the ICK ever again? Let’s talk about it! + Can you get the #ick with a FRIEND? Someone in studio got the ick platonically...they'll tell you why… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Do You Believe In Speaking Something OUT Of Existence? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

080625 - FULL SHOW - PART ONE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

080625 - FULL SHOW - PART TWO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

080625 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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080625 - 0800 - KRISTIN - I need Bart to embrace my shenanigans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

080625 - EBUZZ FULL Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Ye Olde Gossip: The Affair of the Poisons Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

080625 - 0720 - BERT - Moving Hollis into college Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Former hockey coach and mom of 4 Kylie Kelce says when it comes to cell phones… unsubscribe. She’s a mom of 4 kids, aged 4 months to 4 years and says they’re gonna have FAMILY communal phones that stay in the kitchen that you essentially “check out.”On her podcast, “Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce,” she tells Kelly Ripa: “In other words, there will be one or two extra cellphones, besides mom and dad's cellphones, that they will take with them if they have somewhere they're going where there will not be a parent, or if they will need to get a hold of us, or if they're at something sports related.""You can still have your friends have that phone number. You can still use the phone on the first floor of the house, but they live in the kitchen, so they're not going upstairs. They're not going in the basement. They're going nowhere but the first floor."Y'all agree? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. You voted. Who won the diss track challenge? The LOSERS are gonna end up in an inflatable costume where we spray FART SPRAY into it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy your kid is back in school? HELL YEAH YOU ARE. REJOICE! Call and leave us a message: 404-954-1360And can you help us clear this teacher's wish list? Allyson Barron teaches 5th grade at Kedron Elementary in Peachtree City. She’s a 2nd year teacher and teaches at the same school as her mom! She moved back home to take care of her ailing grandparents and needs our help! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Little weird for a 5 year old to have a DRESS CODE, right? Why can't they show their shoulders?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

His health apps are telling him he should be unstoppable...but is this basically the new hororscope? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have a dead parent? Wanna add them to our dead parent in heaven selfie? Email us at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

080525 - EBUZZ FULL Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's officially time for The Bert Show Youth Group to DROP their diss tracks! Whose feelings are about to get hurt? Jackson & Mikey’s are up today!The Bert Show Youth Group dropped their diss tracks! Which one was your favorite? Click HERE to vote! thebertshow.com/disstrack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LOVE Buc-cees? Then you may have stockholm syndrome and we can prove it...here's why #buccees is a psychological TRAP! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They're in a competition to make each other CRY! Bert tried it yesterday with his poem about sending your kid off to school so today Kristin is hitting back with this poem about turning...80? Listen here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Bert the sandman's biggest stan? We crunched the numbers with help from listeners and have the Adam Sandler stats! Have you watched more of his movies than Bert? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's officially time for The Bert Show Youth Group to DROP their diss tracks! Whose feelings are about to get hurt? Keity & Amber’s are up today! The Bert Show Youth Group dropped their diss tracks! Which one was your favorite? Click HERE to vote! thebertshow.com/disstrack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're helping a listener hit the salon in style with all the works! Hair color, blowout, styling and cut! She's asking for our help for a special reason. Her mother passed unexpectedly and would always treat her when she got her hair done. We're going to be her cheerleader in her mother's honor with the help of Jessica Goldstein at J Gold Salon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How do you feel about these marriage tips from 1913? What do you think: do they still ring true today? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How did Kristin’s son’s first day of Pre-K go? She tells us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

080425 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's officially time for The Bert Show Youth Group to DROP their diss tracks! Whose feelings are about to get hurt? Abby & producer Rebecca are up today! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here's how #ChatGPT therapy is helping Abby survive the worst city in America! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She was gonna have to tell her dad, “Hey, I just wanna let you know. Everybody in the family can see that you are following OnlyFans models.” How did that go? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we want to read the DMs we've received from multiple teachers who are MAD after that ridiculous DM we got about a disgruntled principal! Here's what they have to say. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin shares how she feels sending her son to pre-k for the first time! How were you the day you took your child to school? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — American Eagle Responds To The Sydney Sweeney Ad Controversy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bert had a CHAOTIC experience at a sports event he dropped bank for and he was one of the lucky ones! Here’s what went down!+ The device of the summer looks dumb as sh** and Messy Mikey knows that from experience! Would you buy a neck fan? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shanna Wellman is a 2nd grade teacher at the International Charter School of Atlanta and a single mom working three jobs to make ends meet. Can you help her clear her wishlist? https://bit.ly/3HjNmKX Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today Bert is engaging in a little bit of emotional terrorism…as a treat! Kristin’s son is going to pre-K, so he’s going to do a dramatic reading of “I Trust You’ll Treat Her Well” by Dan Valentine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The kids are going BACK to school. Are you secretly celebrating? DON'T! Call us and leave an anonymous voicemail about how you're really feeling at 404-954-1360! 📲 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.