The Bert Show

She got in her first fight with my boyfriend over the dumbest thing EVER...reality tv. Producer Rebecca shares what went down! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She was honored for being HOT or so she thought...here's what went sideways at Abby’s photoshoot...is she even in the magazine? We've got an update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have to set things straight after Bert received this DM from a listener who accused him of stirring the pot with Kristin! How does he really feel? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She found out that her best friend had been sleeping with her husband for over a decade…and she’s got audio evidence! Click here to hear this and more from the unreleased submissions on Abby’s podcast: The Break Up Break Down! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before you try this new #TikTok trend...listen to this segment! DON'T drink white wine and jalapeños! Here's why!+ If you live together but aren't married, do you have to run big purchases by each other? How about a CAR? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Have Split! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for Kristin’s favorite game! Did she yell this at her KID? Her DOG? Or her HUSBAND? It's harder than you think! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He needs a hobby! Doctor's order. Luckily he's got coworkers with some GREAT suggestions...what do you think Bert should do? Here's what The Bert Show came up with! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you seen Netflix’s sobering documentary about the infamous “Poop Cruise”? We talk about it here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her 6-year old heard Producer Rebecca talking about the new collectible toy craze – LABUBU! Now it's all her 6-year old can talk about it! Well, we've got a surprise for him! It’s time for The Bert Show's 100 Days Of Good Goes 'Round! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What are some things you can ONLY enjoy when you're in the right mood? What do you think about our list? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

His therapist was thrilled with their last session! Why? Because Bert finally CRIED while sitting in the chair! Has this ever happened to you?+ Was it the dumbest purchase anyone has ever made? Probably! Does he regret buying it? Producer Jackson is in studio with an update on the custom signature he bought! How’s it looking? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Why is Moe limping this week? Is it because he ran with the bulls? Nope...it's all about drinking. He'll explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kids these days are charging WAY too much for their services! Can you believe how much Producer Jackson's cousins were raking in selling lemonade on the side of the road? It's time to play #PriceIsRight! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ye Olde Gossip: do you know the story of this #OldHollywood actress who adopted her own daughter from an orphanage...and kept it a secret for decades? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A stranger tried to crash a celebration of life! What did Moe do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — The Justin Baldoni And Blake Lively Lawsuit Just Got A Shocking Update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wanna know why you should care about sports? Because it’s SALACIOUS! Tony Gonzalez is attending his ex’s wedding to a BILLIONAIRE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everything was going great in your new relationship...then you went on vacation. What went wrong on your trip? We want to hear from you before it happens to Producer Keity! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recently Kristin received an email from a listener after hearing her talk about changing her drinking habits! She wants to share what she wrote here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ChatGPT can help you connect with your kids! Don't believe us? Listen to Bert! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve got an update for kiddo Keaton’s party that will warm your heart! This mom only wanted a few people to show for her autistic son’s pool party…now the guest list is overflowing and a celebrity will be attending too! + Her boyfriend is the hardest working person she knows. He’s had a rough past year, so she wants to make her boyfriend’s birthday extra special. We know a guy who can help do that! It’s time for The Bert Show's 100 Days Of Good Goes 'Round! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Disclaimer: Dr. Bert is NOT in session. We are not medical professionals and this is NOT medical advice. Please consult your doctor or a qualified medical professional if you have any questions or concerns about your health. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you found out the human you've been doing business with is actually AI, what do you do? Cassie just realized that one of her contacts is actually a ROBOT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why did the lady in the phone repair shop think Abby wanted her MAN?! Is this why she still doesn't have a working phone? She'll explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Social media is fake and Abby can prove it! Everything looked perfect on instagram, but she spills the family drama that had her fleeing Florida after her brother's proposal earlier than expected! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Moe an a-hole for abandoning his lady on vacation? It was a tough decision! Did he make the wrong one? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What stats must a person possess to make the perfect partner for you? Producer Rebecca is making The Bert Show do the math! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What did your parents blame on you that you're still pissed about? Miley Cyrus got blamed for doing WHAT while filming Hannah Montana?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 4th of July is coming soon and we want to make sure you're prepared! Can you recognize if these are REAL names of fireworks or something Kristin made up? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She has such a hard time saying goodbye...to TV shows. Producer Amber isn't ready to let go of these popular shows! Can you relate? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Oprah Addresses Rumors That She Attended Diddy’s Parties Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did Bert fail at giving his girlfriend’s son a major life lesson he really needed? What do you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has this ever happened to you? Moe’s food delivery guy was ARRESTED on the job! Did he still get his order? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 hours with an almost 5-year-old. How hard could it be? Turns out Bert botched it at every turn! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She was honored for being HOT! How did the photoshoot go, Abby? She shares! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For today’s 100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round we’re helping single, widowed mom Ashley who needs help getting her lawn fixed up! Big thanks to T&M Lawn Service who will be taking care of Ashley’s yard this Saturday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you make Bert feel better? How much do you pay in car insurance? We bet you can't beat Bert's monthly bill! These listeners tried! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s her birthday today, but that’s no big deal…here’s what Kristin wants to do for her birthday today. Can you relate? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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He was planning on running with the bulls on his trip to Ecuador! Did Moe do it?! He shares an update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was an exciting weekend for Abby because her brother was proposing and she orchestrated EVERYTHING! How'd it go? Did she say YES? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.