The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast

🔥 READY TO GO NUCLEAR? 🔥 We’re calling out the double standards, the hypocrisy, and the ridiculousness of “white face vs. black face.” One race gets to roast, parody, and laugh freely—and the other? Suddenly it’s WORLD WAR III. Comedy isn’t neutral. History isn’t erased by paint. Trauma isn’t a punchline. Tune in to hear the rant that’s unfiltered, unapologetic, and SPICY as hell. Buckle up—this one hits hard, laughs harder, and leaves no hypocrisy standing. 💥 Don’t miss it. Watch now on TikTok, Facebook, and Rumble. Beans & Weenie style: raw, savage, and nuclear. 💥 We also have… MARCH MADNESS UPDATES DEATHWATCH 2026 MORONS IN PUBLIC THINGS TURNING 50 JUST STUPID THINGS WE FIND INTERESTING and TSA AND ICE – SOUNDS LIKE A DELICIOUS DRINK FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK ON THE NEW ACCOUNT @BEANSNWEENIE Our goal this evening is simple, easy, piece of cake… 100,000 likes - FOLLOW US ON RUMBLE https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow CHECK OUT OUR LINKTREE AT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW FOLLOW US ON X - @BEANSNWEENIE CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE WWW.BEANSANDWEENIESHOW.COM WHILE YOU ARE THERE – LEAVE US A MESSAGE AND DONATE TO THE CAUSE IF YOU DONATE $30 OR MORE, WE SEND YOU A GIFT IN THE WAY OF OUR T-SHIRT FOR THE MONTH… THIS MONTH “ALZHEIMER’S SUCKS” New COLLECTORS Shirt COMING – April is the month. Could be something Hoppity, could be a furry something – have to show up to find out!

What happens when you mix St. Patty’s Day, March Madness, conspiracy theories, and two guys who can’t stay on topic to save their lives? You get THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW. 🍀 ST. PATTY’S DAY MADNESS 🏀 MARCH MADNESS 🛸 CONSPIRACY THEORIES Will Scooter fall down a rabbit hole he can’t escape? ⚖️ THE CONSTITUTION & EDUCATION 🎙️ THE BIG QUESTIONS OF THE NIGHT Will Scooter actually be allowed to talk? Will the show somehow end up on TikTok? Will Spanky derail the conversation within the first 90 seconds? 📰 IRRELEVANT HEADLINES 👍 GOOD NEWS 🤯 RANDOM TOPICS NOBODY SAW COMING …and of course… 🌭 TWO GUYS WHO NEVER STAY ON TOPIC. WEBSITE – WWW.BEANSANDWEENIESHOW.COM

https://beansandweenieshow.com Check it out WILL SPANKY let SCOOTER discuss his important topic tonight? Our Constitutional CRISIS Deepens – LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION Spanky’s FRIDAY NEW “WHYZITS” JUST FOR YOU SPRING BREAK BUDGET FRIENDLY TRAVEL DESTINATIONS… or Where not to GO If you SMOKE and think you can drive, WELL JUST DON’T! But if you do, we have the… BEANS AND WEENIE’S GUIDE FOR “THE FIELD SOBRIETY TEST TO CHECK FOR MARIJUANA”… ANSWERS INCLUDED! AND OF COURSE IRRELEVANT AND POSSIBLY FUN HEADLINES… GOOD NEWS AS ALWAYS AND SOME INTERESTING NEWS… and SO MUCH MORE! CLUB CODE BLUE and our nifty 3 of a KIND GAME! and… THE TEAM SCOOTER T-SHIRT!

BEANS & WEENIE SHOW, MARCH 10, 2026 IT’S A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS – LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION NEW SPORTS FOR FUTURE WINTER OLYMPICS FOOD NEWS FOR EVERYONE – CUZ WE ARE FAT! SPANKY DREAMS UP NEW “WHYZITS” JUST FOR YOU SPRING BREAK IS UPON US AND SPANKY HAS YOUR BUDGET FRIENDLY TRAVEL DESTINATIONS… GOOD NEWS AS ALWAYS AND SOME BETTER NEWS… THE BEANS AND WEENIE’S GUIDE FOR “THE FIELD SOBRIETY TEST TO CHECK FOR MARIJUANA”… WE HAVE THE ANSWER KEY! AND OF COURSE IRRELEVANT AND POSSIBLY FUN HEADLINES…

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… SPANKY’S STACK OF DUMB STUFF DUMPSTER FIRE NEWS IN SEARCH OF MORMOMS THINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME ROMANTIC MOVIES, CAN YOU NAME THEM? BE SURE TO LIKE, SHARE, AND FOLLOW THE SHOW. LEAVE A REVIEW AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… LOVE IS IN THE AIR, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SPANKY’S STACK OF LOVE STUFF THINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME IS ABOUT PRODUCT JINGLES SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

BEANS AND WEENIE SEASON OF SILLINESS ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… Heavyweight Dank Demoss Deal Breakers - Yes or No Think Fast - a new game Things that make you say What da Fuq Be sure to send us questions to ask Ma - IYKYK SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

Special Guest 2APatriot Mama On this weeks show... Child Trafficking and current events SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… Spanky’s Stack of Stuff, Dumb 911 calls from Canada, Dumb Criminals, TIKTOK Crash, Dunkin without Donuts SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW... NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS, IRRITATING PEOPLE, MORONS, AND IDIOTS SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

MOVIES, ROCK & ROLL HOF, CATCHING UP ARE THE SUBJECTS OF THE DAY! SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

The BEANS & WEENIE SHOW is DOOMED S6-E3 CLUSTER FOOKIN plus ONE ON THIS EPISODE: HOLIDAY HOOK UPS! WINTERPROOFING – WHAT TO DO, WHEN TO DO IT…. AND HOW TO DO IT? CHRISTMAS GIFT LIST - Building the best GIFT list for the ones you love, or like, even tolerate SPECIAL GUESTS in the Studio and ONE MORE THING… JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 9:00PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

The GANG’s almost all HERE! ON THIS EPISODE: HOLIDAY STORIES – When does the Holiday Spirit hit you? - What are your favorite Holiday Movies - BWD brings you the Holiday Movie releases to look forward to ELECTION MADNESS – Celebrities behaving badly and other nonsense KRAZIE TOWN TRIVIA – Sponsored by WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN Be sure and visit her website! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW Join us next week for - ONE LAST THING… WAYS TO DOMINATE THE HOLIDAY DINNER CONVERSATION THE BEST PLACE FOR HOLIDAY SEX SATURDAY NIGHTS 9:00PM CST AND FOLLOWED BY - CLUB CODE BLUE VISIT OUR FRIEND, JESTER DOOM AT WWW.JESTERSVOICE.COM FOR ALL THINGS NEWS COMMENTARY AND BEING PREPARED!

Welcome to Season Six Just like a Herpes Sore, the BOYS are back. PLEASE LIKE, SHARE, AND SUBSCRIBE! On this Episode:  Stories of Weird Guests people of had, speaking of the Holidays  Lap Dance Larceny  Scooter’s new song  Relationship Hacks that might work for the Holiday gatherings too  Trends that have come and gone. Do you miss them? Do you remember them?  While liberal women are swearing off contact with men, what are the conservative women doing… we have the information!  AND A WHOLE LOT MORE… JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 9:00PM CST WATCH US ON: RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/beansandweenieshow YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@beansandweenieshow CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! CHECK OUT OUR FRIEND, JESTER DOOM AT https://jestersvoice.com/ All links included in our Linktree page. LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

SUMMER LOVIN – MEMORIAL DAY HOLIDAY! ON THIS EPISODE: HEADLINES NO ONE CARES ABOUT NICKI MINAJ WAS ARRESTED INTERESTING GRADUATION NEWS X-RATED TELE TUBBIES MC-CANCER DEATHS X-RATED WHEEL OF FORTUNE PUZZLES HORNY GRANDMAS BEANS & WEENIE MEMORIAL DAY DEALS and KRAZIE TOWN IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

S5-E24 SUMMERTIME BLUES AND WE ARE ONLY IN MAY… SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER HAVE THINGS TO DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE, J-LOW, DENALI BRETT, AND SHORTYV JOIN IN SPANKY’S ADDRESSES UPCOMING MOTHERS DAY, GRADUATIONS, AND PROTEST SEASON/ SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING! - GRADUATION DAY GUN PLAY - COLLEGE STUDENTS LEARN FROM TIKTOK - WHAT IS OZEMBIC BUTT? - NEW YORK NOW HAS “PIZZA RATS” SPANKY ADDRESSES THE AGE-OLD QUESTION - “THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT POST ON THE INTERNET” WHY WOULD A MORON STEAL LUXURY VIBRATORS? FIND OUT HERE ASSAULT AND BATTERY WITH A PINK DILDO… WHAT??? 😲 😲 WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO END A THREESOME? NOT THIS WAY… 😲 WHAT IS PROPER CUSTOMER ETIQUETTE LIKE THESE DAYS. WELL NOT THIS OR… WHY IS SUBWAY UNDER ATTACK? JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

JOIN US AS TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN ROAD! SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE AND SHORTYV JOIN IN SPANKY’S WORLD TRAVELS AND LIFE SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING! - 2 HOUR CONDOMS - HAMAS/GAZA NAZIS - “METH”ODIST REVEREND - TRANS WOMAN WITH SMALL PENIS - PEE STAIN JEANS, ALL THE RAGE DUMB THINGS LIBERALS DO aka LEAVE WILD ANIMALS ALONE! WHICH COUNTRY HAS THE BIGGEST BUTTS? YOU WILL BE SURPRISED SOMEHOW ORIGINAL SONGS WERE SUNG. SPANKY READS SCOOTER’S NEW BOOK – “JESTER REALLY LIKES HIS BALLS” OTHER THINGS DEFINITELY HAPPENED, WE JUST CAN’T REMEMBER. LISTEN FOR YOURSELF AND FIND OUT! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

S5-E21 MARCH IS SO OVER, LET’S MOVE ON… JOIN US AS WE TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN BRICK ROAD! SPANKY & SCOOTER DISCUSS: MEMORIES OF MARCH SPANKY’S NEW GRANDDAUGHTER… WELCOME OCTAVIA NICOLE OUR DEAR FRIEND, KYLIE’S IMPENDING VISIT TO THE “LOVE SHACK” OUR MAMMOTH FRIEND TUDDLES AND HIS PET SNAKE! A UNIQUE LETTER TO DEAR ABBY – IS SHE STILL AROUND? REALLY BAD PARENTS or HOW NOT TO THROW A CHILDS PARTY CAPITALISM FROM THE UNDERBELLY or DON’T STEAL MY ADULT TOY IDEA WE ARE HAPPY TO BE JOINED BY TUDDLES, AMBER MAY, KYLIE, GEORGE AND OF COURSE THE REST OF THE BWD CREW! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

S5-E20 A “TODGER” BY ANY OTHER NAME IS… JOIN US AS WE PLAY “BWD AGAINST THE WORLD”, ALWAYS FUN! SPANKY, JESTER, JAMES, & SCOOTER DISCUSS: BIZARRE CASE OF MAN IMPALED BY HORSE… TO DEATH BRITAINS OBSESSION WITH GIGANTIC TODGERS THINGS FOUND IN A PERSONS ANUS FOR $200 ALEX WHICH STATES ARE THE MOST PRUDE… WHO IS NUMBER ONE? BWD CREW MAKES A LOVE CONNECTION WITH A COUPLE… MAYBE. THANK YOU TO TUDDLES AND CRASH FOR JOINING THE CREW THIS EVENING! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

S5-E19 THE SHOW THAT ALMOST WASN’T… ON THE BWD TONIGHT: SPECIAL GUESTS – EL CARPE FROM LOW STANDARDS AND POURS AND SILVER STATE QUEEN CHELS! CELEBRATE ST PATRICK’S DAY – WE ARE GREEN WITH WEIRD STUFF SPRING BREAK MAYHEM, CANNIBAL PARTIES AND MORE WEIRD STUFF DOUBLE STANDARDS, WHAT ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THEY? WHY ARE THEY? THE WORLD HAS THEM AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THEM FIND OUT WHY SHOPPING AT SAFEWAY MIGHT BE MORE DISGUSTING THAN YOU THINK… FOLLOW-UP TO THE STORY ABOUT “DEEZ NUTZ”, WE FOUND OUT WHERE IT ALL STARTED. JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

S5-E18 HAVE YOU GOT GAME? LET’S FIND OUT… KRAZIE.TOWN TRIVIA with MAYOR KRAZIE BE SURE AND FOLLOW HER ON X/TWITTER @KrazieLegacy AND CHECK OUT HER WEB STORE @ WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN ON THE BWD TONIGHT: SCHOOLS TEACHING KIDS NEW FETISHES, NO WONDER KIDS ARE SCREWED UP BEANS & WEENIE COFFEE’S MATE NEW FLAVORS, YOU WANT THESE! MIAMI IS BREAKING UP WITH SPRING BREAKERS, IT HAD TO HAPPEN WHAT DO SCORPIONS HAVE TO DO WITH GAMBLING IN VEGAS? LET US INTRODUCE YOU TO “DEEZ NUTZ” FROM GREEN BAY, HE’S A PEACH WE TELL YOU WHERE TO FIND THE BEST ANTIQUE “SHIT” IN TEXAS JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW CHECK OUT JESTER'S SOCIAL MEDIA - LINKTREE.COM/JESTERDOOMS

S5-E17 BWD AGAINST THE WORLD! COME PLAY SLIGHTY SERIOUS JAMES JOINS THE FESTIVITIES! SPANKY HAS YOUR CURRENT EVENTS, SPACE TRAVEL, ELECTION POLITICS, HOE LIFE, AND A REFERENCE TO SPORTS. GAS STATION HEROIN, IT’S A THING AND IT MAY BE DEADLY. WE HAVE A GRAVE WARNING. ZOMBIE HORDS OR MORE LIKE ZOMBIE GATHERINGS OR CATATONIC ZOMBIES AKA TRANQ TOURISM. IT IS A THING AND WE TALK ABOUT IT. WHEN YOU THINK OF ALMONDS, DO YOU THINK OF NIPPLES? OR DAVID BECKHAM… WE HAVE THE REASON YOU SHOULD. COOKING WITH POOP – GOOD OR BAD? WE HAVE THE INFO, YOU MAKE THE DECISION. WE PLAY A NEW GAME. YOU NEED TO JOIN. ITS FUNNIER THAN SPANKY’S SEXUAL PROWESS. CHECK IT OUT! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!

S5-E16 - IT’S SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY SOMEWHERE! JOIN SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER FOR THE LIVE STREAM THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST CO-HOSTS: SILVER CITY CHELS & SLIGHTLY SERIOUS JAMES! SUPER BOWL TRIVIA WINNER AND THE MOST UNIQUE ANSWER OF THE CONTEST ICONIC MOVIE ROLES THAT SHOULD NOT BE RE-CAST FORGOTTEN RESTAURANTS FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO EXPERIENCE ON A PLANE AT 40,000 FEET OFFSEASON UPGRADES STRANGEST CAREER CHANGE – YES IT HAS TO DO WITH BDSM ESCAPE FROM REALITY? HELL YES! AND TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES? EXACTLY! 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY

S5-E15 SUPER BOWL FEST AND PRE-PARTY (GO CHIEFS) JOIN SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER and SPECIAL CO-HOST MAYOR KRAZIE FOR THE SHOW THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! JESTER IS ON THE HOT SEAT. KELCE-SWIFT RELATIONSHIP ANALYSIS THAT YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW SPANKY GIVES US SOME NUMEROLOGY CRAP... KRAZIE TOWN TRIVIA IS BACK AND THERE IS A TROPHY ON THE LINE... THERE WILL BE INTERESTING SUPER BOWL TIDBITS JOIN TO BE ELIGIBLE ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ FOR PRIZES AND GIVE AWAYS KRAZIE TOWN SHOPS - WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN BWDCREW COMMUNITY - https://beansandweenieshowmadness.locals.com/ WE WILL BE BACK HERE NEXT SATURDAY AT 8:30pm CST - WE WILL ANNOUCE THE SUPER BOWL TRIVIA WINNER AND HAVE SO MUCH MORE FUN! BE SURE AND JOIN US!

S-5 EP-14 BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “H” AS IN HYPOCRISY Here is what you will hear about in this show… Spanky and Scooter recap the Oklahoma EARTHQUAKE. You read that right… EARTHQUAKE! FatPappy, Real Patriots Voice, Forrest Gump, and Podfather join us for the ride. Evidence that Pot can cause death, not how you may think. Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy, and more Hypocrisy is detailed. > Hypocrisy in the Justice System > Hypocrisy in Corporate virtue signaling > Hypocrisy in Government… and lots of it Tiny Ball Bowling – what is it and just why? Interesting and little known facts about this years Super Bowl WE WILL BE BACK HERE NEXT SATURDAY AT 8:30pm CST… COME FOR THE TRIVIA AND STAY FOR THE SUPER BOWL PRE-PARTY! LET’S GET THE PARTY STARTED!

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS SPANKY? Tonight Jester and Scooter do there best to attain the excellence in podcasting that Spanky McButterpants has set as the HIGH BAR... unfortunately, you get this. Weird turns were taken, Jester has Spiritual Warfare occurring in his DOOM Hideaway. We are talking Spirits and Weird Stuff. Thank Goodness Big Chief Thunder Lung provided sage wisdom and interesting commentary and we found a good Paranormal Realtor Jester may be utilizing. Not sure where the train left the rails but our good friend FatPappy from Pennsylvania provided interesting perspectives on... still trying to figure it out and I was there. Good luck with this one and drop us a comment if you have any ideas as to what the topics were on this show!

LET'S GO ELECTRIC THEY SAID... WHAT COULD GO WRONG? WELL... EVERYTHING! and WE DISCUSS ALL ABOUT IT! DEATHS IN 2024 SO FAR, OLD PEOPLE AND SEX, BIZARRE LAWS IN THE US, CALIFORNIA CRAP WATER, WE TOUCH ON ALL SUBJECTS PROBABLY TOO MUCH. and WE SPEND THE ENTIRE NIGHT READING OUR FRIEND, MAYOR KRAZIE'S TWEETS DURING THE 49ER V PACKER GAME. CHECK OUT THE BEANS & WEENIE COMMUNITY - USE PROMO CODE BEANSHOT FOR A FREE MONTH VISIT THE BEANS & WEENIE WEBSITE AND CLICK ON THE LINK TO JOIN HTTPS://WWW.BEANSANDWEENIESHOW.COM JOIN SPANKY, JESTER, AND SCOOTER ON SATURDAY NIGHTS AT 8:30PM CST FOR THE LIVE SHOW...

CHECK OUT THE BEANS AND WEENIE COMMUNITY AT: HTTP://BEANSANDWEENIESHOWMADNESS.LOCALS.COM USE PROMO CODE 'BEANSHOT' FOR A FREE MONTH. TONIGHT WE ARE SERVING UP: SPECIAL GUEST: 2APATRIOTMAMA – 2APATRIOTMAMA INFORMATION TWITTER/X @2Apatriot74 RUMBLE https://rumble.com/user/dark2light1111 INSTA or IG: https://www.instagram.com/2apatriotmama?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== WE PLAY THE POPULAR GAME OF SMASH-PASS-KILL WITH MAMA. WE WILL BE BACK HERE NEXT SATURDAY AT 8:30pm CST… COME FOR THE TRIVIA AND STAY FOR THE INNUENDO AND SALACIOUS DOUBLE ENTENDRE’S

MAKE WAY FOR THE WINTER SCHMUCKS! CHECK OUT THE BEANS AND WEENIE COMMUNITY AT: HTTP://BEANSANDWEENIESHOWMADNESS.LOCALS.COM TONIGHT WE ARE SERVING UP: WINTER SCHMUCKS, MORON GOVERNMENT AGENCIES, AND ELECTRIC VEHICLE MAYHEM WE ALSO DISCUSS THE JUST IN TIME RELEASE OF THE CINEMATIC TREASURE, “MICKEY’S MOUSE TRAP”. YOUR FAVORITE MOUSE ON A BLOOD THIRSTY RAMPAGE KILLING TEENAGERS AT THEME PARK… SOUNDS INTERESTING. WE DISCUSS THE LATEST EFFORTS BY HOLLYWOOD TO REHABILITATE A THUG ACTOR CONVICTED OF HITTING A WOMAN. BE SURE TO JOIN US EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT AT 8:30PM CST. JOIN THE BEANS AND WEENIE LOCALS ONLY CREW. KIND OF LIKE OUR VERSION OF ONLY F@NS JOIN HERE - https://beansandweenieshowmadness.locals.com

SPANKY’S BIG BIRTHDAY BASHAPOLOOZA!!! TODAYS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “S” Take a minute and send a little support and love to BWD through CashApp $beansandweenie or PayPal @beansandweenieshow Memories, Memories and more memories. Relive the moments from Beans and Weenie show through the years. Spanky walks through 2023 in an interesting look back. We take a second or two to celebrate our very own New Year’s baby… kind of… Happy Birthday to Spanky McButterPants We have a lot of exciting changes coming to the Beans and Weenie Show. You asked for them and we kinda listened. BE SURE TO JOIN US EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT AT 8:30PM CST. JOIN THE BEANS AND WEENIE LOCALS ONLY CREW. KIND OF LIKE OUR VERSION OF ONLY F@NS JOIN HERE - https://beansandweenieshowmadness.locals.com

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS! CHRISTMAS MEMORIES AND REMEMBERANCES CHRISTMAS TRIVIA WITH MAYOR KRAZIE FROM KRAZIE TOWN GIFTS AND PRODUCTS CHECK OUT WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN FOR GREAT PRODUCTS, JEWELRY, TUMBLERS, AND CUSTOM PRODUCTS! (CONGRATULATIONS TO AMBER MAY, WINNER OF KRAZIE CHRISTMAS TRIVIA!) THE ANNUAL READING OF “TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS” BY MAMA SCOOTER FROM EVERYONE HERE AT THE BEANS AND WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED, HAVE A SAFE AND VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS! BE SURE TO JOIN US DECEMBER 30TH FOR THE PRE-NEW YEARS CELEBRATION AND BIG BOY SPANKY BIRTHDAY BASH. 8:30PM CST, SATURDAY NIGHT!

CRAZY ADVENT CALENDARS, HEADLINES THAT SHOULD BE FORGOTTEN, A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES BUT WITH MISSING BODY PARTS UBER EATS 2023 LIST OF MOST INTERESTING ORDERS HOLIDAY TRIVIA WITH JESTER, ERIC THE PODFATHER, AND OUR FRIEND JAKE DIALS BUT BE SURE TO TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT BEANS AND WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED. WE WILL HAVE SOME MORE ENTERTAINING AND INFORMATIVE STORIES WAITING JUST FOR YOU. 8:30PM CST ON SATURDAY NIGHTS.

TONIGHTS SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “M” THE WEEKS HEADLINES WILL SURPRISE YOU CREATIVE ELF ON A SHELF PLACEMENT IDEAS AND A PSA FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVEN’T DIVED INTO THE HOLIDAY TRADITION POOL. DATING TRADITIONS AND RITUALS THAT SHOULD BE BROUGHT BACK! HOW DO YOU APPROACH THE SUBJECT OF HYGIENE, ESPECIALLY WITH A WOMAN? SPANKY GIVES YOU SOME BACKGROUND… THIS IS A SMELLY SUBJECT THAT SOME NEED TO HEAR! WE HAVE THE MOST HATED HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES FOR 2023, AS VOTED FOR BY YOU… THE PUBLIC. SEE IF YOU AGREE… WE HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT SOME WE TRIED SOME TRIVIA FOR THE WORST HOLIDAY SONGS, SEE HOW THAT TURNED OUT. AND THAT WAS A WRAP… BUT BE SURE TO TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT BEANS AND WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED. WE WILL HAVE SOME MORE ENTERTAINING AND INFORMATIVE STORIES WAITING JUST FOR YOU. 8:30PM CST ON SATURDAY NIGHTS.

SEASON 5 EPISODE 5 – ITS ALL ABOUT THE GOLDEN RINGS… 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS THE LOVELY AND TALENTED DRAGON LADY KYLIE JOINS US THIS EVENING SPANKY HAS A LITTLE TRIVIA FOR YOU THIS EVENING – HOW SMART ARE YOU? THE SHOW CAREENS DOWN THE ROAD TO THE BEST FAMILY GAMES TO PLAY DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON OR HOLIDAY PARTIES. AT CHRISTMAS TIME IT IS ALWAYS HARD TO FIND A GOOD HIDING PLACE – WE HAVE A STORY ABOUT SOMEONES HIDING PLACE – NOT A GOOD ONE BUT IT IS A HIDING PLACE. STRUGGLING TO FIND A GIFT FOR THAT CHILD IN YOUR LIFE? WELL, WE HAVE THE LIST FOR TOYS THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID BUYING FOR ANY CHILD… JUST DO NOT DO EVEN CONSIDER THESE… SOMEONE HAS GIVEN US A BRIEF GLIMPSE INTO THE WORLD OF WHAT IS BEING PURCHASED FROM SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE ONLINE RETAILERS… NOT SURE YOU WILL EVEN BELIEVE THE THINGS PEOPLE ARE PURCHASING… SPANKY GETS SERIOUS. AT LEAST FOR A MINUTE HE TRIES TO. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT COULD FIX ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD TODAY. IT MAY EVEN BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE INITIATION OF WORLD WIDE PEACE. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN… THERE YOU HAVE IT. ANOTHER BANNER SHOW JUST FOR YOU. REMEMBER, WE WILL BE LIVE ON SATURDAY THE 2ND OF DECEMBER AT 8:30PM CST – WAIT TIL YOU HEAR WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU!

SEASON 5 EPISODE 4 – THE CURE FOR YOUR THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY HANGOVER WE ARE JESTER-LESS THIS EVENING – SPANKY EXPLAINS WHAT RIGHT-SIDE UP PINEAPPLE PARTIES ARE… THIS IS INTERESTING FIND OUT WHAT THE BEST THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES WERE ACCORDING TO THE 2023 “STATES OF THE SIDES” POLL HINT – STUFFING IS NO LONGER KING… FIND OUT WHAT RANKED #1 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY COMMERCIAL THAT BRINGS THOSE MEMORIES FLOWING – WE HAVE SOME AND WE PLAY THEM FOR YOU! WHEN DID HOLIDAY TRADITIONS TAKE A NOSE DIVE? DO FAMILIES EVEN SPEAK DURING THE HOLIDAYS? WE MAY HAVE FOUND A PERFECT “NEW” TRADITION FOR YOU TO CONSIDER! LAST WEEK WE GAVE YOU THE BEST HOLIDAY MOVIES ACCORDING TO ROTTEN TOMATOS SO THIS WEEK WE HAVE THE WORST HOLIDAY MOVIES – THIS IS A SKETCHY LIST BUT MAYBE YOU WILL AGREE WITH THEM… WE HAVE THE LIST TO END ALL LISTS OF THE BEST GIFTS FOR 2023. THIS LIST COMES TO US FROM GOOD HOUSEKEEPING MAGAZINE SO YOU KNOW IT IS AWESOME… I THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE SURPRISED THOUGH… YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY LISTEN AND LET US KNOW YOUR FAVORITE! ALONG WITH THESE GREAT GIFT IDEAS, WE FOUND ONE GIFT THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE… TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS. THERE IS ALSO THE BEST REASONS WHY YOU ARE BETTER OFF SKIPPING BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING… THERE YOU HAVE IT. ANOTHER BANNER SHOW JUST FOR YOU. REMEMBER, WE WILL BE LIVE ON SATURDAY THE 2ND OF DECEMBER AT 8:30PM CST – WAIT TIL YOU HEAR WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU!

SEASON 5 EPISODE 3 – WHO ORDERED THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ALREADY? TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST IS THE MAYOR OF KRAZIE TOWN – KRAZIE JOINS US FOR A GREAT TIME! WHO IS DECORATING AND WHO ISN’T, SPANKY, JESTER, KRAZIE AND SCOOTER GIVE YOU THE LOWDOWN ON THEIR GRIZWOLD FAMILY CHRISTMAS PLANS… IT IS A LITTLE SURPRISING AND MOSTLY DISTURBING… WE GET YOU PRIMED FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON WITH A LITTLE WALK DOWN THE CINEMATIC LANE - AND THERE IS A LITTLE TRIVIA AS WELL. VERY LITTLE. SOMEONE NAMED THEIR VEHICLE “TRUCK NORRIS” AND THEY DECORATED IT TOO… WE GET ALL THE DETAILS. WE TRY TO DETERMINE WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL THE STORE FRONT BELL RINGING SANTAS? WHEN DID HOLIDAY COSTUMES BECOME OPTIONAL? WE FOUND A NEW TWIST TO THE HOLIDAY SEASON… “UNCUFFING”. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS...? WELL, WE FIND OUT ABOUT IT OR AT LEAST WE SPEND A LOT OF TIME DISCUSSING “UNCUFFING” ITS TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PEOPLE AT GOOGLE AND USA TODAY ARE RECOMMENDING FOR THE MOST POPULAR GIFTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON… HERE AT THE BEANS AND WEENIE IS DOOMED SHOW GIVE YOU ARE LIST OF GIFTS WE THINK PEOPLE REALLY WANT. KRAZIE GIVES US THE DETAILS ON HER NEW VENTURE, KRAZIE TOWN. BE SURE TO VISIT WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN FOR MORE DETAILS! SOMEWHERE WE FIND A SECOND FOR SPORTS… BLAH BLAH BLAH. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BRONCOS AND THE PACKERS FOR PULLING OUT WINS. THE CHIEFS WERE ROBBED! THAT’S IT. WE DONE DID IT. HOLIDAY SEASON IS OFFICIALLY KICKED OFF WITH THE BLESSINGS OF THE BWD CREW! SEE YOU NEXT SATURDAY, 8:30PM!

SEASON 5 EPISODE 2 – COVID, GENITALS, and EVERYTHING ELSE! WE ARE JOINED TONIGHT WITH ARE FRIEND FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, EBIKE MIKE! TONIGHTS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “P” – WE SALUTE VETERANS! JESTER IS NOT HAPPY WITH HIS “PROGENY” AND HE TELLS US WHY… WE ARE STILL CONFUSED. DID YOU KNOW THAT PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS GIVING AWAY VASECTOMY’S… WE HAVE THE DETAILS AND IF THAT ISN’T STRANGE ENOUGH… WE DISCUSS THE DOCTOR THAT HAS CREATED A “MOBILE VASECTOMY CLINIC” FIND OUT WHY SAM HOUSTON STATE LOST A FOOTBALL GAME AT THE VERY END… ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE UROLOGIST? WELL WE FOUND ONE THAT ISN’T THAT SCARY… FIND OUT ALL ABOUT THIS MIRACLE MEDICAL WORKER. WHAT IS THE STRANGEST REASON THAT YOU THINK A PERSON WOULD NOT GET HIRED FOR A JOB… WELL I BET THIS IS NOT ONE YOU THOUGHT UP… A STORY WE NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD EVER HEAR, SO NOW YOU HAVE TO. SPANKY FOUND INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE PENIS THAT YOU PROBABLY DO NOT KNOW… THESE ARE GREAT TOPICS FOR ALL THE HOLIDAY PARTIES YOU WILL ATTEND THERE IS A LOT MORE TO MAKE YOUR LISTENING EXPERIENCE ENJOYABLE… JUST HIT PLAY!

SEASON 5 INAUGURAL EPISODE! WE FIND OUT WHY JESTER IS NOT A PLUMBER OR IS HE FULL OF $#!T? THERE IS A WILD DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME OF OUR FANTASTIC LISTENERS AND THE RELATIONSHIPS THEY MAY HAVE. WE FIND OUT WHICH PODCAST HOST IS GINORMOUSLY ENDOWED… OR IS SHE? IS THE UFC MAKING THE WRONG GENDER CHOICES IN A BEVERAGE? SPANKY HAS FEELINGS… WHY IS IT OKAY FOR PALESTINIANS TO PROTEST THE US GOVERNMENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE BUT AMERICAN CITIZENS ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR LEGALLY PROTESTING AT THE CAPITOL? WE FOUND OUT COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE DUMB WHEN THEY WEAR COSTUMES, ESPECIALLY BANANA FULL BODY SUITS WE ASK THE QUESTION, “WHY SHOULDN’T FOURTH GRADERS BE ALLOWED TO WATCH RATED “R” FILMS IN CLASS?” YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED AT THIS ONE… WE TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT COSTUMES WERE THE BEST THIS YEAR, TURNS OUT, NO ONE WENT TRICK OR TREATING SO WE HAVE NO IDEA AND WE DON’T CARE. SCOOTER GIVES A LITTLE UPDATE ON THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF MOM AND THE EVIL ALZHEIMERS/DEMENTIA. WHAT DO ANIMAL ABUSE AND PATRONIZING A PROSTITUTE HAVE IN COMMON? WELL IF YOU LISTEN YOU MAY FIND OUT MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW. STUFFED ANIMAL SEX. CAN’T FIND ANY OTHER WAY TO SAY IT BUT WE TALK ABOUT IT WHETHER YOU WANT TO HEAR OR NOT. ALL WE CAN SAY IS, ARKANSAS – WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE NATURAL STATE? WE TALK A LITTLE SPORTS AND THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY ARE THE ETERNAL BEDLAM WINNERS AND THE SOONERS SUCK. YES I SAID IT. I AM SURE THERE IS A LOT OF OTHER FUNNY FUNNY $#!T WE TALKED ABOUT SO YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO LISTEN AND LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF.

Is GAS STATION SUSHI a good meal before going to a strip club? We have some details you need to hear... Has Scooby Doo characters reached a new low in their cartoon lives? It just may be the case... Listen and you can decide! The FIVE WORST and LEAST SEXY LOOKS for Men... according to the Wall Street Journal and we will agree. We always have some sexy recipes for you to try... if you haven't heard them then you should probably watch them instead of listen... Check out https://www.youtube.com/live/_gYRnLITJVQ?feature=share for all the glorious recipes. Be sure to visit https://www.beansandweenieshow.com

Tonight we have a wonderful discussion about: Vasectomy's Mutilated Sex Dolls Charlie Sheen's Hot Daughter The very first American Roller Coaster Candid conversation about the Headlines causing YOU to lose sleep Jester, Spanky, and ShelbieJack give you their best Sexy Recipes.... Hot Stuff It's always fun. It's always a little weird and definitely CRAZY!

We have a lot of FUN with Spanky's Return to the Studio! Tina Turner's life and passing becomes an interesting topic. Just know that Spanky is wrong about everything! We discuss and attempt to hold down stomach contents in regards to the WOKE WORLD! We jump on the bandwagon so... Target, Sports Illustrated, Bud, and The North Face are topics of conversation. Join us for some SITCOM THEME SONG TRIVIA. How well do you know your TV SHOW THEME SONGS...? We journey to the far off land of Islamabad Pakistan for some very disturbing news about the DEAD! We ask the question, "How bad do you want that HOT POCKET?" and society answered. Not a good answer but today's society lacks something... we think it's COMMON SENSE! We think we found the next Annie Oakley... Just saying... We WISH EVERYONE a SAFE and HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND! Thank YOU to all the veterans and ALL THE FAMILIES and FRIENDS OF VETERANS!

The WOMEN of DOOM take over the show! Jelly, Kylie, and ShelbieJack guide the conversation and DOOM & Scooter have no SAY! This is worth the listen! We learn some things about, well, everything... Enjoy

DOOM & Scooter have your weekly recap NYC has a NEW RAT CZAR ITS RAINING BOVINES – TEXAS BLOWS UP A LOT OF COWS ENGLAND HATES LITTLE OLD LADIES AND FORCES ONE OUT OF ELECTED OFFICE REDNECKS IN CALIFORNIA – WE FOUND THE MOST EXPENSIVE TRAILER PARK DO YOU WONDER WHAT THERE IS TO CELEBRATE AFTER EASTER? SCOOTER & DOOM HAVE YOUR TOP TEN LIST OF CELEBRATIONS AND CELEBRATORY REASONS AND WE FINALLY ANSWER THE QUESTION OR WE AT LEAST DISCUSS THE EVER LINGERING QUESTION “DO MEN HAVE PERIODS?” LAST BUT NOT LEAST, DOOM GOES HEAD TO HEAD WITH ONE OF OUR FRIENDS, JAKE THE SNAKE IN A BATTLE OF TRIVIA! FIND OUT WHO WINS IF ANYONE ACTUALLY DID WIN...

TIKTOK – WHAT IS GOING ON. JESTER AND SCOOTER HAVE THEORIES. YOU NEED TO HEAR THEM… WE DISCUSS SOME OF THE MORE INTERESTING REQUESTS CUSTOMERS HAVE MADE TO RETAIL EMPLOYEES SOMEHOW WE DISCUSS THE GWYNETH PALTROW LAWSUIT.. SHE RAN OVER SOMEONE SKIING. THE BOYS ASKED A QUESITON AND THE LISTENERS RESPONDED… THE QUESTION IS “THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO YOUR PET THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT SAY TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER” WE DISCOVERED HOW TWISTED PEOPLE MAY BE, YOU NEED TO LISTEN WE HAVE A CANDID CONVERSATION WITH ONE OF OUR FAVORITE LISTENERS – CUEBELLAK8 MAKES A WONDERFUL APPEARANCE. IF you liked the ATTIRE the BOYS are wearing ON THE SHOW… Be sure to visit https://www.reaperapparelco.com/ get your own and use code bwd10 for your discount! Be sure to Join us in the Live Show. Join Podbean and Follow the show so YOU always KNOW when Spanky, Jester, and Scooter go LIVE! Send us a comment or an idea! [email protected] Check out all our social media accounts! https://twitter.com/and_spanky https://www.tiktok.com/@verseofscooter https://www.instagram.com/beansandweenies_/ https://www.tiktok.com/@beansandweenieshow WATCH THE SHOW – Live or download it! https://www.facebook.com/beansandweenieshow https://www.twitch.tv/beansandweenies2020 https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow

HEY BUDDY CAN YOU SPARE A LIME? Swedish Company to Launch World's First Airbag Jeans. They Look All Safe and Puffy. But are the REALLY??? "This Is Not A Pipe," Female Suspect Claimed Woman Sues Ex-Husband For $4.5 Million Over Her Inability To Orgasm With Other Men. We discuss the latest Joe Biden statements concerning a mothers dead sons. We also celebrate dirty joke Friday! be sure to join us for a sleazy good time! IF you liked the beanie jester was wearing… Be sure to visit https://www.reaperapparelco.com/ get your own and use code DOOM10 for your discount! Be sure to Join us in the Live Show. Join Podbean (It's FREE) and Follow the show so YOU always KNOW when Spanky, Jester, ButterNuts, and Scooter go LIVE! Send us a comment or if YOU have a Topic or a really WEIRD Story, send us an email or DM the show on TWITTER, CLAPPER, TIKTOK, FACEBOOK, IG or ... lots of other places! [email protected] Check out all our social media accounts! https://twitter.com/and_spanky https://www.tiktok.com/@verseofscooter https://www.instagram.com/beansandweenies_/ https://www.tiktok.com/@beansandweenieshow WATCH THE SHOW – Live or download it! https://www.facebook.com/beansandweenieshow https://www.twitch.tv/beansandweenies2020 https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow

Can I POP your Balloon? C’mon lemme do it! WHAT DAY IS IT? – Play the game and see if you know what day is being celebrated all over the world today. Controversial Puppy Bowl Star Shits During National Anthem Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl Killeen ISD investigating ‘extremely disturbing’ assignment distributed to students at Rancier Middle School All students are hereby notified that masturbation in the Killeen High School toilets is a violation of the Killeen Independent School District Code of Conduct. Killeen TEXAS – YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS! Woman Goes Missing The Day After Judge Rules She Can’t Marry Her Dog UFO shot down by $400K US missile may have been a $12 hobby balloon: report We Learn about the elusive CLAM SLAM! You may be astounded like we were… Do you have a word that just angers you or even a list of words? Well we share some of ours and we would love to know what yours may be… comment below and tell us what words PISS YOU OFF Be sure to Join us in the Live Show. Join Podbean and Follow the show so YOU always KNOW when Spanky, Jester, and Scooter go LIVE! Send us a comment or an idea! [email protected] Check out all our social media accounts! https://twitter.com/and_spanky https://www.tiktok.com/@verseofscooter https://www.instagram.com/beansandweenies_/ https://www.tiktok.com/@beansandweenieshow WATCH THE SHOW – Live or download it! https://www.facebook.com/beansandweenieshow https://www.twitch.tv/beansandweenies2020 https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow

Is there a RUN on TP for the SUPER BOWL? Be sure to visit www.beansandweenieshow.com and submit your choices for the Beans and Weenie is DOOMED Super Bowl extravaganza! What Day is it? Elderly Woman Pretended To Have Alzheimers For Over 10 Years. All The While She was One Of California’s Largest Methamphetamine Manufacturers Man leaves human jawbone at California police station…and then leaves Siblings Caught Stealing Dozens Of Eggs In Their Throats. Lets Move from THROAT GOATS to beautiful New Delhi India… Man Sends 100’s Of Used Dildos To The Whitehouse New “Smart Diaper” Will Send Notifications to Parents’ Phones When the Baby Poops Customs agents discover dolphin skull at Detroit airport Jester has brought to us a bit of knowledge and historical fact… Be sure to Join us in the Live Show. Join Podbean and Follow the show so YOU always KNOW when Spanky, Jester, and Scooter go LIVE! Send us a comment or an idea! [email protected] Check out all our social media accounts! https://twitter.com/and_spanky https://www.tiktok.com/@verseofscooter https://www.instagram.com/beansandweenies_/ https://www.tiktok.com/@beansandweenieshow WATCH THE SHOW – Live or download it! https://www.facebook.com/beansandweenieshow https://www.twitch.tv/beansandweenies2020 https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow

RISE OF THE PARA CYBER SEX ANIMALS A BIG-HUGE-BWD LOVE FILLED HUG TO JELLY6 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HEY, IS THAT A COMET OR A BALLOON? WELL, THAT IS A COMPLICATED ANSWER THE GREEN COMET MAY BE VISIBLE IN THE SKY AND WE MIGHT DISCUSS IT… DID SLEEPY JOE LET GO OF HIS BALLOONS OR IS CHINA SENDING HIM A GIFT? JESTER HAS PLENTY OF THOUGHTS ABOUT THE ENTIRE BALLOON FIASCO – LISTEN HERE NOT SURE HOW TO DESCRIBE THIS BUT HERE GOES… SEA CLAM SEX – JUST LISTEN AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WAYS TO BE AWAKENED FROM A COMA – WE THINK THIS IS A GOOD FIRST STEP IN ANY SITUATION THIS STORY WAS SUBMITTED FROM A VALUED AND TREASURED SHOW LISTENER- PROBABLY OUR MISTAKE BUT WE RAN WITH IT – IGLOOING – THAT IS ALL WE CAN LEGALLY SAY BUT YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD LISTEN WHO KNEW DOLPHINS WERE SO MEAN AND ORGANIZED – LISTEN TO THIS BEFORE YOU GO SWIMMING WITH THESE LECHEROUS MAMMALS! Be sure to SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW, SHARE, TWEET, and Comment so we know you are still alive Be sure to Join us in the Live Show. Join Podbean and Follow the show so YOU always KNOW when Spanky, Jester, and Scooter go LIVE! Send us a comment or an idea! [email protected] Check out all our social media accounts! https://twitter.com/and_spanky https://www.tiktok.com/@verseofscooter https://www.tiktok.com/@itsdoomsdaypodcast2.0 https://www.instagram.com/beansandweenies_/ https://www.tiktok.com/@beansandweenieshow WATCH THE SHOW – Live or download it! https://www.facebook.com/beansandweenieshow https://www.twitch.tv/beansandweenies2020 https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow

Dude, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY HAMMER? We have what day is it, brought to you by Ross Dog from YouTube fame! Check his channel out… https://www.youtube.com/@RossDog We learn about: Bernie Sanders Dares Donald Trump To Compare something… can you guess what that is? Never saw this coming… Woman Impregnates 7 Female Correction Officers At A California State Prison Our lovely listener from Down Under - Jelly – brought us this little gem… now you GET IT! TROUT FOR CLOUT – HOLY SHOCK THE TACO! Brought to us by JELLY!!!! New meaning to DOWN UNDER! We are trying to feel bad for him, but he seems just fine with it… MAN’S EXPLODING BALLS! Whatttttttttttttttttttttttttt… Be sure to SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW, SHARE, TWEET, and Comment so we know you are still alive Be sure to Join us in the Live Show. Join Podbean and Follow the show so YOU always KNOW when Spanky, Jester, and Scooter go LIVE! Send us a comment or an idea! [email protected] Check out all our social media accounts! https://twitter.com/and_spanky https://www.tiktok.com/@verseofscooter https://www.tiktok.com/@itsdoomsdaypodcast2.0 https://www.instagram.com/beansandweenies_/ https://www.tiktok.com/@beansandweenieshow WATCH THE SHOW – Live or download it! https://www.facebook.com/beansandweenieshow https://www.twitch.tv/beansandweenies2020 https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow

The Return of the KINGS! Spanky, Jester, Scooter, & ButterNuts catchup after the Holiday Hiatus Spanky found headlines he thought were interesting, You be the Judge Alec Baldwin Dept of Defense Lost a lot of MONEY?!?!?! Smuggling at the Mexican Border has taken a unique turn, Eggselent you might say Where is the best place to use Methamphetime? Not where you think… New Movie Trailer released… Is it really a Valentine’s Day Movie? Decide for YOURSELF On the lighter side of the NEWS (If you can call it that) Louisiana Woman arrested because her boyfriend couldn’t hold it… Stabbing involved What does a Grapefruit, Florida Man, and a YMCA have in common? Find out here Pizza Delivery Man… Well we cannot believe he did this…BUT HE DID. What is it? Listen to this BRIDE’S Bachlorette Party Confession… Is she a keeper? Be sure to SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW, SHARE, TWEET, and Comment so we know you are still alive Be sure to Join us in the Live Show. Join Podbean and Follow the show so YOU always KNOW when Spanky, Jester, and Scooter go LIVE! Send us a comment or an idea! [email protected] Check out all our social media accounts! https://twitter.com/and_spanky https://www.tiktok.com/@verseofscooter https://www.tiktok.com/@itsdoomsdaypodcast2.0 https://www.instagram.com/beansandweenies_/ https://www.tiktok.com/@beansandweenieshow WATCH THE SHOW – Live or download it! https://www.facebook.com/beansandweenieshow https://www.twitch.tv/beansandweenies2020 https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow