The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast

🔥 READY TO GO NUCLEAR? 🔥 We’re calling out the double standards, the hypocrisy, and the ridiculousness of “white face vs. black face.” One race gets to roast, parody, and laugh freely—and the other? Suddenly it’s WORLD WAR III. Comedy isn’t neutral. History isn’t erased by paint. Trauma isn’t a punchline. Tune in to hear the rant that’s unfiltered, unapologetic, and SPICY as hell. Buckle up—this one hits hard, laughs harder, and leaves no hypocrisy standing. 💥 Don’t miss it. Watch now on TikTok, Facebook, and Rumble. Beans & Weenie style: raw, savage, and nuclear. 💥 We also have… MARCH MADNESS UPDATES DEATHWATCH 2026 MORONS IN PUBLIC THINGS TURNING 50 JUST STUPID THINGS WE FIND INTERESTING and TSA AND ICE – SOUNDS LIKE A DELICIOUS DRINK FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK ON THE NEW ACCOUNT @BEANSNWEENIE Our goal this evening is simple, easy, piece of cake… 100,000 likes - FOLLOW US ON RUMBLE https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow CHECK OUT OUR LINKTREE AT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW FOLLOW US ON X - @BEANSNWEENIE CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE WWW.BEANSANDWEENIESHOW.COM WHILE YOU ARE THERE – LEAVE US A MESSAGE AND DONATE TO THE CAUSE IF YOU DONATE $30 OR MORE, WE SEND YOU A GIFT IN THE WAY OF OUR T-SHIRT FOR THE MONTH… THIS MONTH “ALZHEIMER’S SUCKS” New COLLECTORS Shirt COMING – April is the month. Could be something Hoppity, could be a furry something – have to show up to find out!

What happens when you mix St. Patty’s Day, March Madness, conspiracy theories, and two guys who can’t stay on topic to save their lives? You get THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW. 🍀 ST. PATTY’S DAY MADNESS 🏀 MARCH MADNESS 🛸 CONSPIRACY THEORIES Will Scooter fall down a rabbit hole he can’t escape? ⚖️ THE CONSTITUTION & EDUCATION 🎙️ THE BIG QUESTIONS OF THE NIGHT Will Scooter actually be allowed to talk? Will the show somehow end up on TikTok? Will Spanky derail the conversation within the first 90 seconds? 📰 IRRELEVANT HEADLINES 👍 GOOD NEWS 🤯 RANDOM TOPICS NOBODY SAW COMING …and of course… 🌭 TWO GUYS WHO NEVER STAY ON TOPIC. WEBSITE – WWW.BEANSANDWEENIESHOW.COM

https://beansandweenieshow.com Check it out WILL SPANKY let SCOOTER discuss his important topic tonight? Our Constitutional CRISIS Deepens – LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION Spanky’s FRIDAY NEW “WHYZITS” JUST FOR YOU SPRING BREAK BUDGET FRIENDLY TRAVEL DESTINATIONS… or Where not to GO If you SMOKE and think you can drive, WELL JUST DON’T! But if you do, we have the… BEANS AND WEENIE’S GUIDE FOR “THE FIELD SOBRIETY TEST TO CHECK FOR MARIJUANA”… ANSWERS INCLUDED! AND OF COURSE IRRELEVANT AND POSSIBLY FUN HEADLINES… GOOD NEWS AS ALWAYS AND SOME INTERESTING NEWS… and SO MUCH MORE! CLUB CODE BLUE and our nifty 3 of a KIND GAME! and… THE TEAM SCOOTER T-SHIRT!

BEANS & WEENIE SHOW, MARCH 10, 2026 IT’S A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS – LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION NEW SPORTS FOR FUTURE WINTER OLYMPICS FOOD NEWS FOR EVERYONE – CUZ WE ARE FAT! SPANKY DREAMS UP NEW “WHYZITS” JUST FOR YOU SPRING BREAK IS UPON US AND SPANKY HAS YOUR BUDGET FRIENDLY TRAVEL DESTINATIONS… GOOD NEWS AS ALWAYS AND SOME BETTER NEWS… THE BEANS AND WEENIE’S GUIDE FOR “THE FIELD SOBRIETY TEST TO CHECK FOR MARIJUANA”… WE HAVE THE ANSWER KEY! AND OF COURSE IRRELEVANT AND POSSIBLY FUN HEADLINES…

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… SPANKY’S STACK OF DUMB STUFF DUMPSTER FIRE NEWS IN SEARCH OF MORMOMS THINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME ROMANTIC MOVIES, CAN YOU NAME THEM? BE SURE TO LIKE, SHARE, AND FOLLOW THE SHOW. LEAVE A REVIEW AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… LOVE IS IN THE AIR, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SPANKY’S STACK OF LOVE STUFF THINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME IS ABOUT PRODUCT JINGLES SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

BEANS AND WEENIE SEASON OF SILLINESS ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… Heavyweight Dank Demoss Deal Breakers - Yes or No Think Fast - a new game Things that make you say What da Fuq Be sure to send us questions to ask Ma - IYKYK SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

Special Guest 2APatriot Mama On this weeks show... Child Trafficking and current events SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… Spanky’s Stack of Stuff, Dumb 911 calls from Canada, Dumb Criminals, TIKTOK Crash, Dunkin without Donuts SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW... NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS, IRRITATING PEOPLE, MORONS, AND IDIOTS SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

MOVIES, ROCK & ROLL HOF, CATCHING UP ARE THE SUBJECTS OF THE DAY! SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

The BEANS & WEENIE SHOW is DOOMED S6-E3 CLUSTER FOOKIN plus ONE ON THIS EPISODE: HOLIDAY HOOK UPS! WINTERPROOFING – WHAT TO DO, WHEN TO DO IT…. AND HOW TO DO IT? CHRISTMAS GIFT LIST - Building the best GIFT list for the ones you love, or like, even tolerate SPECIAL GUESTS in the Studio and ONE MORE THING… JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 9:00PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

The GANG’s almost all HERE! ON THIS EPISODE: HOLIDAY STORIES – When does the Holiday Spirit hit you? - What are your favorite Holiday Movies - BWD brings you the Holiday Movie releases to look forward to ELECTION MADNESS – Celebrities behaving badly and other nonsense KRAZIE TOWN TRIVIA – Sponsored by WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN Be sure and visit her website! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW Join us next week for - ONE LAST THING… WAYS TO DOMINATE THE HOLIDAY DINNER CONVERSATION THE BEST PLACE FOR HOLIDAY SEX SATURDAY NIGHTS 9:00PM CST AND FOLLOWED BY - CLUB CODE BLUE VISIT OUR FRIEND, JESTER DOOM AT WWW.JESTERSVOICE.COM FOR ALL THINGS NEWS COMMENTARY AND BEING PREPARED!

Welcome to Season Six Just like a Herpes Sore, the BOYS are back. PLEASE LIKE, SHARE, AND SUBSCRIBE! On this Episode:  Stories of Weird Guests people of had, speaking of the Holidays  Lap Dance Larceny  Scooter’s new song  Relationship Hacks that might work for the Holiday gatherings too  Trends that have come and gone. Do you miss them? Do you remember them?  While liberal women are swearing off contact with men, what are the conservative women doing… we have the information!  AND A WHOLE LOT MORE… JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 9:00PM CST WATCH US ON: RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/beansandweenieshow YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@beansandweenieshow CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! CHECK OUT OUR FRIEND, JESTER DOOM AT https://jestersvoice.com/ All links included in our Linktree page. LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

SUMMER LOVIN – MEMORIAL DAY HOLIDAY! ON THIS EPISODE: HEADLINES NO ONE CARES ABOUT NICKI MINAJ WAS ARRESTED INTERESTING GRADUATION NEWS X-RATED TELE TUBBIES MC-CANCER DEATHS X-RATED WHEEL OF FORTUNE PUZZLES HORNY GRANDMAS BEANS & WEENIE MEMORIAL DAY DEALS and KRAZIE TOWN IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

S5-E24 SUMMERTIME BLUES AND WE ARE ONLY IN MAY… SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER HAVE THINGS TO DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE, J-LOW, DENALI BRETT, AND SHORTYV JOIN IN SPANKY’S ADDRESSES UPCOMING MOTHERS DAY, GRADUATIONS, AND PROTEST SEASON/ SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING! - GRADUATION DAY GUN PLAY - COLLEGE STUDENTS LEARN FROM TIKTOK - WHAT IS OZEMBIC BUTT? - NEW YORK NOW HAS “PIZZA RATS” SPANKY ADDRESSES THE AGE-OLD QUESTION - “THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT POST ON THE INTERNET” WHY WOULD A MORON STEAL LUXURY VIBRATORS? FIND OUT HERE ASSAULT AND BATTERY WITH A PINK DILDO… WHAT??? 😲 😲 WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO END A THREESOME? NOT THIS WAY… 😲 WHAT IS PROPER CUSTOMER ETIQUETTE LIKE THESE DAYS. WELL NOT THIS OR… WHY IS SUBWAY UNDER ATTACK? JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

JOIN US AS TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN ROAD! SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE AND SHORTYV JOIN IN SPANKY’S WORLD TRAVELS AND LIFE SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING! - 2 HOUR CONDOMS - HAMAS/GAZA NAZIS - “METH”ODIST REVEREND - TRANS WOMAN WITH SMALL PENIS - PEE STAIN JEANS, ALL THE RAGE DUMB THINGS LIBERALS DO aka LEAVE WILD ANIMALS ALONE! WHICH COUNTRY HAS THE BIGGEST BUTTS? YOU WILL BE SURPRISED SOMEHOW ORIGINAL SONGS WERE SUNG. SPANKY READS SCOOTER’S NEW BOOK – “JESTER REALLY LIKES HIS BALLS” OTHER THINGS DEFINITELY HAPPENED, WE JUST CAN’T REMEMBER. LISTEN FOR YOURSELF AND FIND OUT! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

S5-E21 MARCH IS SO OVER, LET’S MOVE ON… JOIN US AS WE TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN BRICK ROAD! SPANKY & SCOOTER DISCUSS: MEMORIES OF MARCH SPANKY’S NEW GRANDDAUGHTER… WELCOME OCTAVIA NICOLE OUR DEAR FRIEND, KYLIE’S IMPENDING VISIT TO THE “LOVE SHACK” OUR MAMMOTH FRIEND TUDDLES AND HIS PET SNAKE! A UNIQUE LETTER TO DEAR ABBY – IS SHE STILL AROUND? REALLY BAD PARENTS or HOW NOT TO THROW A CHILDS PARTY CAPITALISM FROM THE UNDERBELLY or DON’T STEAL MY ADULT TOY IDEA WE ARE HAPPY TO BE JOINED BY TUDDLES, AMBER MAY, KYLIE, GEORGE AND OF COURSE THE REST OF THE BWD CREW! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

S5-E20 A “TODGER” BY ANY OTHER NAME IS… JOIN US AS WE PLAY “BWD AGAINST THE WORLD”, ALWAYS FUN! SPANKY, JESTER, JAMES, & SCOOTER DISCUSS: BIZARRE CASE OF MAN IMPALED BY HORSE… TO DEATH BRITAINS OBSESSION WITH GIGANTIC TODGERS THINGS FOUND IN A PERSONS ANUS FOR $200 ALEX WHICH STATES ARE THE MOST PRUDE… WHO IS NUMBER ONE? BWD CREW MAKES A LOVE CONNECTION WITH A COUPLE… MAYBE. THANK YOU TO TUDDLES AND CRASH FOR JOINING THE CREW THIS EVENING! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

S5-E19 THE SHOW THAT ALMOST WASN’T… ON THE BWD TONIGHT: SPECIAL GUESTS – EL CARPE FROM LOW STANDARDS AND POURS AND SILVER STATE QUEEN CHELS! CELEBRATE ST PATRICK’S DAY – WE ARE GREEN WITH WEIRD STUFF SPRING BREAK MAYHEM, CANNIBAL PARTIES AND MORE WEIRD STUFF DOUBLE STANDARDS, WHAT ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THEY? WHY ARE THEY? THE WORLD HAS THEM AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THEM FIND OUT WHY SHOPPING AT SAFEWAY MIGHT BE MORE DISGUSTING THAN YOU THINK… FOLLOW-UP TO THE STORY ABOUT “DEEZ NUTZ”, WE FOUND OUT WHERE IT ALL STARTED. JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW