The Art Marketing Podcast

Most artists treat social media like a gallery wall. Art, art, art, art. The algorithm doesn't care. It rewards shares, watch time, and laughs. This episode is about charging up your engagement battery with entertaining content so the algorithm actually delivers your art to people who want to see it. In this episode: Why the algorithm ignores your art posts (and what it rewards instead) What a meme actually is — and why artists are already halfway there How a 77-year-old museum curator got 9 million views with Gen Z slang The Marco Rubio couch meme: proof you don't even have to try Free tools that make meme creation embarrassingly easy Memes and accounts mentioned: National Gallery of Art on Instagram (@ngadc) — Alison Luchs viral Reels Marco Rubio Couch Memes on Know Your Meme Devon Rodriguez on TikTok (@devonrodriguezart) Freeze Magazine on Instagram (@freeze_magazine) — art world memes BarkBox on Instagram (@barkbox) Liquid Death on Instagram (@liquiddeath) Scrub Daddy on TikTok (@scrubdaddy) Duolingo on TikTok (@duolingo) Free meme makers (no design skill required): Know Your Meme — research trending formats and templates Imgflip Meme Generator — 1M+ templates, pick and type Canva Meme Maker — templates + custom layouts Supermeme.ai — describe it in words, AI makes the meme Kapwing — video memes, 2000+ templates Adobe Express Meme Maker — free, no experience needed Your homework: Make ONE meme about being an artist this week. Post it. Compare the shares to your last art post. If it wins — and it probably will — you just learned the most important lesson in social media. Related episodes: The Coffee Shop Test: Why Your Social Media Is Failing How to Know What Will Sell Before You Create It

You've seen their art — but have you ever seen where they make it? In this episode I break down why showing your creative space is one of the most powerful (and underused) content strategies in art marketing — and I give you the exact prompts, frameworks, and email copy to start doing it today. When we launched a "Where I Create" community inside Art Helper, something unexpected happened. Artists started sharing their real creative spaces — messy desks, kitchen tables, garage studios — and the stories came flooding out. It was the easiest on-ramp to storytelling I've ever seen. In this episode: Why workspace content is one of the most popular formats on the internet (5.2M people on Reddit can't get enough) — and artists are the last to figure it out The Mark Pincus "Proven, Better, New" framework — and why you should stop trying to reinvent the wheel The 4 types of "Where I Create" content: The Full Reveal, The Detail Shot, The Process Snapshot, and The Evolution Copy-paste social media prompts you can use this week A complete 4-email sequence to share your creative space with your email list Why showing where you create checks every marketing box: easy to make, invites engagement, differentiates you, and costs nothing Resources mentioned: Your prompts and email copy Mark Pincus on the "Proven, Better, New" framework r/battlestations (5.2M members) r/CozyPlaces (4.9M members) r/MusicBattlestations (334K members) Your finished paintings show your skill. Your workspace shows your humanity. People buy from humans they feel connected to. Take a photo of where you create this week — don't clean up — and post it. Tag us. We want to see it.

In a world where AI can fake everything, going live is the one thing you can't fake. And almost nobody's doing it. 100 million people watch Instagram Live every day, but the biggest studies in the industry don't even bother tracking it because so few creators use it. That's a massive opportunity hiding in plain sight. In this episode, I break down why Instagram Live is the most underutilized marketing tool for artists, how to get started with just your phone, and the advanced tools that let you level up when you're ready. In this episode: Why Live is the ultimate "proof of real" in the AI age The stats: 10x engagement, 3.5% post reach vs front-of-Stories-tray placement Why music's biggest artists are doing collabs nonstop (and how Instagram Live's guest feature is the same mechanic) The graduated fear ladder: Practice Mode, Close Friends, then Public Tactical: phone setup, pinned comments, scheduling, the 3-second hook The gear ladder from free to $36/mo How to go live from your desktop for free with Instagram Live Producer StreamYard and Restream for multistreaming and rebroadcasts Tools and resources mentioned: Instagram Live Producer (free — go to instagram.com, click Add Post, select Live) StreamYard (from $36/mo — browser-based desktop streaming + multistreaming) Restream (free plan available — multistream to 2 platforms, paid from $16/mo) Adam Mosseri on Instagram (@mosseri) Related episodes: The Artwork Didn't Change. The Story Did. (Jan 9, 2026) The January Reset: One Metric, One Goal, One Plan (Jan 17, 2026) Context is Still King. If You Use It. (Jan 27, 2026) 4 Prompts That Pull Your Story Out (Feb 2, 2026) Why Your Art Isn't Selling on Instagram (Aug 20, 2025)

Chris Rock performs 50 times in a room of 50 people before he ever steps on a Netflix stage. What if you applied that same system to your art business? Most artists post their work and hope someone buys it. That's like walking on stage at the Apollo with untested material. In this episode, I break down exactly how the best stand-up comedians in the world test, iterate, and refine their material — and how that same system tells you what will sell before you even create it. Plus a 10-week challenge to put it all into practice. In this episode: How Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, and Kevin Hart develop material (and what artists can steal from their process) Why social media is your open mic night — not your gallery wall The 6 types of posts every artist should rotate (the "set list") How to read the room: what saves, shares, and silence actually mean Permission to bomb — why your worst post is more valuable than no post 6 tactical marketing moves disguised as comedy club techniques The 10-week challenge: from open mic to your Netflix special This episode builds on everything from 2026 so far: your story (Ep 1), your one metric (Ep 2), your AI context files (Ep 3), your story prompts (Ep 4), and the Coffee Shop Test (Ep 5). If you've been following along, this is where it all comes together. Resources mentioned: Comedian (2002 documentary) — Seinfeld starting from scratch Kevin Hart 60 Minutes Interview — how he develops material Harvard Business Review — Innovate Like Chris Rock Related episodes: 4 Prompts That Pull Your Story Out (Even If You Think You Don't Have One) Context is Still King. If You Use It. The Artwork Didn't Change. The Story Did.

If you sat down with a stranger at a coffee shop, you'd never just say "art, art, buy my art" for 30 minutes. So why is that your entire social media strategy? In this episode, Patrick breaks down why most artists and photographers are failing on social media — and it has nothing to do with the algorithm. It's because you're one-dimensional. All art, no human. In 2026, AI can fake everything on a screen. The only thing it can't fake is you. Your story, your scars, your weird hobbies, your real life. That's the competitive advantage now. In this episode: The coffee shop test — would you talk to yourself the way you post? Why Van Gogh's paintings didn't sell until his personal letters were published Brian Chesky (Airbnb CEO) on why "the opposite of artificial is real" The freeway analogy — why 95% of your content lands in one lane How to stop hiding behind the canvas (or the lens) Why AI makes your authenticity more valuable, not less "We're not anti-AI. We're just pro human." If you struggle with telling your story, the previous episode has copy-paste prompts that use AI to interview you and pull your story out — even if you think your life "isn't dramatic enough." Related episodes: 4 Prompts That Pull Your Story Out (Even If You Think You Don't Have One) Context is Still King If You Use It The Artwork Didn't Change. The Story Did.

A listener said their life isn't dramatic enough for a story. This episode proves them wrong — with 4 AI prompts you can try today. Every artist has a story. Hopper painted his loneliness. Morandi painted the same bottles for 40 years. Your story doesn't need to be dramatic — it needs to be yours. These 4 prompts use AI to interview you, pull your story out, and save it so every caption, bio, and email already knows who you are. In this episode: Why you can't see your own story (and why that's normal) Real artists with "boring" lives who became legends 4 copy-paste prompts to pull your story out How to save your story as a context file Prompt 1 — The Origin Story Interview: I'm an artist and I need help discovering and articulating my story. I want you to interview me — ask me questions one at a time, wait for my answer, then ask a follow-up that digs deeper. Start with how I got into art. Don't accept surface-level answers — if I say "I've always liked drawing," ask me WHEN and WHERE and WHAT I was drawing and WHY. Keep going until you feel like you have enough material to write a compelling origin story. Then write it for me in first person, in a warm conversational tone — not a formal bio. Something I could read on a podcast or put on my website. Keep it under 300 words. Prompt 2 — The "Why This" Interview: Now I want you to interview me about WHY I create what I create. Ask me about my subject matter, my medium, my style. Dig into why I chose these — was it intentional or did I stumble into it? Is there a personal connection to my subjects? Don't let me get away with "I just like it" — help me find the deeper reason. When you have enough, write a short paragraph (150 words max) I can use when someone asks "Why do you paint/photograph [subject]?" Prompt 3 — The Piece Story: I'm going to describe one specific piece of art I've made. I want you to interview me about it — where I was when I made it, what was happening in my life, what I was feeling, why I chose the composition/colors/subject. Then write me a short story (100-150 words) I could use as the caption or description for this piece. Make it personal and specific — not generic art-speak. Prompt 4 — The Bio Generator: Based on everything we've discussed in this conversation, write my artist bio in three versions: 1. ONE SENTENCE — for social media profiles and quick intros. 2. ONE PARAGRAPH — for show applications, website about page, email signatures. 3. FULL PAGE — for press kits, gallery submissions, and detailed about pages. Use a warm, conversational tone. Avoid art-world jargon. Make it sound like ME, not like a museum placard. Resources mentioned: ChatGPT Projects — save your story as context Claude Projects — save your story as context Know an artist who thinks they don't have a story? Send them this episode. Related episodes: The Artwork Didn't Change. The Story Did. (Jan 2026) Context is Still King. If You Use It. (Jan 2026) Steal These Prompts (May 2025)

The most powerful skill you can learn in 2026 isn't Photoshop or marketing — it's typing what you want into a chatbot. Here's how to actually make AI work for your art business. Most artists get garbage results from AI because they skip one critical step: context. In this episode, I break down exactly how to create context files that turn generic AI into your personal assistant — plus a prompt that lets AI interview you to build the file automatically. In this episode: Why AI gives you garbage answers (it's blind, not dumb) The 15 context files every artist should consider building The meta move: using AI to create your context files Where to save them in ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini The habit that changes everything The "Interview Me" Prompt — copy and paste this into any AI: I want to create a context document about my art business that I can use with AI tools. Interview me by asking one question at a time. Cover these areas: Who I am as an artist (background, medium, style). Who my customers are (demographics, where they find me, budget). What I sell (products, price points, bestsellers). How I talk and write (voice, tone, words I use). My business goals for this year. After the interview, compile everything into a clean document I can save and reuse. Ask me one question at a time and wait for my answer. Context files to consider: Artist Bio — your story, background, philosophy Customer Avatar — who buys, demographics, budget Product Lineup — what you sell, prices, sizes Brand Voice — how you write, words you use or avoid Tech Stack — computers, printers, software, OS Collector List — past buyers, what they bought, notes Show Calendar — art fairs, festivals, deadlines Pricing Strategy — how you price, margins, why Marketing Channels — where you show up, what works FAQ Doc — questions people always ask Vendor List — framers, printers, suppliers Studio Setup — physical space, equipment Art Style Guide — medium, techniques, subjects Business Goals — revenue targets, 1yr/5yr vision Competition Notes — who else, how you're different Where to save your context files: ChatGPT Projects: chatgpt.com — New Project — Upload files Claude Projects: claude.ai/projects — New Project — Add to knowledge base Gemini Gems: gemini.google.com — Explore Gems — New Gem Related episodes: Context is King: Stop Having First Dates with ChatGPT Every Time (2025)

INTRO It's January. Everyone's planning. But most artists are tracking the wrong numbers—followers, likes, email subscribers, website traffic. In this episode, we cut through the noise and focus on the ONE metric that actually predicts everything else in your art business: new customers acquired per year. We'll cover: Why this single number matters more than anything else The "lineup problem" that keeps most artists stuck at 7-8 customers per year The 10x challenge: compete against your 2025 self, not other artists The compounding math that turns 70 customers into 1,500+ over 10 years Why "tending the garden" is the marketing shift you need to make A copy-paste AI prompt to build your entire 2026 plan in minutes THE PROMPT Copy and paste this into Art Helper, ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, or Grok: I'm an artist planning my 2026 business growth. Help me create a customer acquisition plan. Here's my data from 2025: - Number of NEW customers acquired: [X] - My current product lineup: [list what you sell - wall art, prints, cards, originals, etc.] - Average price points: [list your price ranges] - How I currently get customers: [social media, art fairs, gallery, website, etc.] Based on the 10x framework: 1. Calculate my 2026 goal (10x my 2025 customers) 2. Break it down into monthly targets 3. Identify gaps in my lineup that could help me acquire more customers at different price points 4. Suggest 3-5 specific actions I can take each month to hit my target 5. Create a simple tracking system I can use Keep it practical and specific to my art business. I want to treat this like a real business, not a hobby. SOURCES Statistics cited in this episode: Repeat customers generate 300% more revenue than first-time buyers — Gorgias/MobiLoud Only 27% of first-time buyers ever return — RevolutionParts/MobiLoud 75% of purchases happen within 24 hours of discovery — Nielsen Norman Group/Guiding Metrics After 12 days, 90% of your conversion window is gone — Guiding Metrics 70% of online carts are abandoned, 80-90% never return — Baymard Institute (50-study average) Increasing customer retention by 5% increases profits by 25-95% — Bain & Company/Harvard Business Review Repeat customers account for 48% of all ecommerce transactions — SalesLion