The Amagi

You know what a fox is? A dog! You know who does dogs? The Inuzuka clan! Alright, well, maybe that’s an oversimplification. Technically, foxes aren’t even dogs. They’re in a different family. But the families are close. Essentially, I wanna consider a world where Naruto is adopted by the Inuzuka Clan. The Inuzuka are all hotblooded and wild like a pack of dogs, but just like dogs, they do form a pack. And that pack is their clan. Packs can be tightly bound, with strangers often not being included or welcomed, especially when resources are scarce. But that being said, the Inuzuka clan are doing well and are in a resource-rich environment, so why WOULDN’T they be willing to take in an outsider? That’s what I want to look at today. What if Naruto were an Inuzuka. Please turn your gaze toward the moon as I reflect my Sharingan upon it and show you such a world.

Naruto and Sasuke hhave been two sides of the coin since birth. Considering that they both inherited the will of Hashirama and Madara, who in turn inherited the wills of Asura and Indra, these two were born to be the embodiment of the Will of Fire and the Curse of Hatred. But the thing that bonded the Will of Fire together with the Curse of Hatred is the origin of Chakra itself, the origin of their struggle, and the thing that has always cropped up as the ultimate power for these two since the beginning, and that’s the Tailed Beasts. What started with the Ten-Tails Six Paths Power 1000 years ago, continued into the Tailed Beasts that Madara and Hashirama BOTH began gathering. Like, Hashirama has no clue that he LITERALLY did Madara’s job for him and was an inch away from creating the next Ten-Tails Jinchuriki. But anyway, after that, Naruto is born and takes the Nine-Tails, but throughout the story, Madara’s pawns are still searching for the Tailed Beasts, and in the end, Naruto must battle Sasuke who himself is powering his Susanoo with the power of all Nine-Beasts, essentially becoming a Pseudo-Ten Tails Jinchuriki himself. So to say that Tailed Beasts are the metal that Naruto and Sasuke are stamped on to make the coin in the first place is an understatement. But all the same, only Naruto had one from birth. I wonder what would have happened if Sasuke ALSO had the Nine-Tails. I mean, it’s possible. Minato had half of it. So why not give that half to Sasuke and see what happens? Yeah, that’s what we’ll do. Sit right back and gaze once again into the moon and let my Rinnesharingan cast upon you a dream; a dream of a world where this might have occurred…

I’m sure you’ve all been eagerly awaiting the second part of this one, huh? Probably thought we would never drop it. Well, egg on your face, I’m trying to remember to finish more stories now than I have been. Are you proud yet? Well, enough about me. The story of Naruto being raised by the three sannin was something I enjoyed writing. A little slice of life video, more like a comedy than anything. My favorite part to this has to be Orochimaru, so hopefully I can sneak in a couple more golden scenes with that. But anyway, if you missed the previous video, I’m sure we have it linked somewhere around here. For those of you who’ve already seen it though, let’s begin. But first…

Of the many powers within the Naruto universe, I have to say that one of my favorites has got to be Sage Mode. Sage Mode involves the user sitting down and focusing, drawing nature energy in to balance with your own energy to increase your strength and add a new layer of depth to your ninjutsu. While I love dojutsu, I’m a sucker for senjutsu. Not to mention that Sage Mode does grant the user a new appearance in their eye, such as is the case with Toad Style Sage Mode. But what if Naruto himself were born a sage? That is to say, what if the connection to nature itself were so powerful that he were in continual state of perfected Sage Mode? Well, that’s what we’re going to find out.

Let’s go ahead and address the elephant in the room. Yes, I did in fact do this one before. However, the last time I did this one, it was a part of a larger expansive plot, and many of you (By which I mean no small number) made it clear that you were disappointed in it. At that point, I began to realize how I had totally forgotten the point of the video in the first place. And so, to make it up to you, I decided to use this concept for a NEW video! Isn’t that exciting? Well, now that we’re all caught up with it, how about we get to it? But first... *** FOLLOW ME

Recently, I got to see a movie that I’m sure a lot of you have already seen called “Hacksaw Ridge”. It’s an inspiring story about a Christian man named Desmond Doss who, due to his beliefs, and his own personal decisions, decided to join the military during World War II, but also refused to carry a gun at all. He believed that while the world was tearing itself apart, it couldn’t be a bad thing to try to put a little bit of it back together again. It was an amazing story, and as I’m sure you know, I immediately began to wonder what it would be like if Naruto were like that. What if Naruto were more serious about killing, refusing to take a life so long as he had a choice? Would he still fight? Yes. But what if the idea of taking a life were just WAY too much for him? What if he just couldn’t take lives? We know Naruto has killed and/or lead to the death of many people in his time as a Shinobi; in most cases he tries to hit them with the Talk no Jutsu. But what if the only real jutsu he ever allowed himself to use were Talk no Jutsu? What if Naruto decided to try and put the Shinobi World back together again with his words and kindness as opposed to a weapon? That’s what I want to figure out today. What if Naruto refused to kill? I hope you’ll join me as we take all of Naruto’s protag vibes and turn it up to 11. But before we begin… *** FOLLOW ME

We all want to be a hero in one way or another. But only some of us have the wherewithall to really go for it! This is especially true of Koichi Haimawari, who wanted to do good so badly that he took up vigilante justice using his less-than-impressive quirk! With some help from other vigilantes, and new friends he makes with some newfound confidence, this dude levels up like crazy! So much so, that he catches the ire of a horrifying villain. Let’s take a look at Nice Guy (AKA The Crawler, AKA THE CRULLER), and what his life was like.

Having just rewatched the first part of this What-if to refresh my memory, I couldn’t help but let out a good number of chuckles. The baby stuff was hilarious and Hashirama shouting out “deadass” just had me rolling. But anyway, as promised, here is another part 2 for you! What if Hashirama Were Reborn as Naruto? For those who don’t remember and don’t feel like rewatching the past episode (Though honestly you should), Hashirama was reborn into the body of Naruto where he kinda enjoyed being babied a little too much. But now he’s a bit older and attending school. With his shinobi’s mind full of wisdom and experience, he pretty much cut through the lies Hiruzen’s been feeding him and discovered his true nature as the Nine-Tails jinchuriki. Hiruzen cautioned Hashirama against trying to tame the Nine-Tails on his own, saying he needed to be properly educated by a specially chosen teacher. And that’s where we pick up from here. Sit right back and grab some MORE wood for carving, let’s do this. But first…

What If Toneri Were On Team 7?Toneri Otsutsuki is a cool character. I sometimes think he’s a little underrated. His dojutsu doesn’t get enough love, but then again, to be fair, it had no foreshadowing and just showed up once and never again, seemingly only to be replaced by the concept of Jogan in Boruto. Maybe Boruto will bridge the gap between the two eyes? I don’t know. But one thing is for certain, I wish we could have seen more of him and his Tenseigan. And so, as I was thinking about how much I wish I could see more of Toneri’s cool eyeballs, I thought… why not add him to Team 7? Introduce him a little earlier. And so, now we have that story coming straight to your TV… or computer… or phone… or whatever you’re watching this on. So, sit right back and grab your favorite scarf, let’s get started. But first, let me just say…

What If Naruto Got A Little Justice?There I was, sitting on the couch with my sister, having an evolving conversation that somehow spanned Rockstar Game (In particular, about Red Dead, and GTA’s Roasting of Franklin) before somehow moving onto Naruto and how crappy Naruto was treated by Hiruzen. Don’t ask how this happened, my sister and I just have some REALLY crazy conversations. The kind that end up falling down the rabbit hole and getting farted into Wonderland. It ended up about how Lamar might roast Hiruzen, and in that case… I changed Lamar to the Shinigami and changed the elements within the roast to Naruto related stuff and… well… that’s how this idea came to be. I questioned how to title it, and at one point I wanted to call this “What if the Shinigami HATED Hiruzen, but I thought that might focus a little too much how these things happened to Hiruzen as opposed to WHY these things happened. And so, the title is what it says. Frankly, I haven't even told you yet what I plan to do with Hiruzen, and y’know what? I think that’s pretty okay. It gives you a reason to stick around and will keep you surprised. Get your powdered wig and your gavels, time to give Naruto a little justice. But first

What If Naruto and Iruka Were Brothers?Naruto and Iruka were somewhat already brothers in a sense. At least Uncle and Nephew. After all, Naruto had him be the best man at his wedding. But lets be real. We wanna know what would have happened if Iruka were more involved in Naruto’s life. I know I want to know. I guess this is more or less what if Iruka raised Naruto. But I think a little extra emotion could be packed in. So why don’t we let the two boys bond at a level even deeper than the original story? I hope you’re ready for it, because we’re about to start. But before we do, I would love to tell you,

What If Naruto Were A Ninken?Bear with me, I may be cooking. Naruto as a ninken is a pretty funny idea. The idea of Naruto being reborn as things started with him being reborn as himself. And though I’m not planning to have him keep his memories and powers, this all started when I was working on a script called “What if Naruto Were an Inuzuka”. What would happen if, instead of being an Inuzuka and having a Ninken, Naruto were just a Ninken itself? I felt like I could tell a story that was very interesting. So, for this story, let’s just turn Naruto into… say… a Shiba Inu. That kinda fits his personality, the breed has history in the series as a good companion, including with Indra and Asura, and further, Shiba Inu are very closely related to foxes, which is Naruto’s whole motif. So why don’t we try something like that?

The skies were dark in the Uchiha Compound. Blood was in the air and the substance was sticky on the bottoms of Itachi’s shoes. As he began to leave the compound, he could only imagine what Sasuke might think when he returned home. Sasuke had always been a peculiar child, unreasonably gifted; a prodigy since birth and always maintaining a cold and stoic manner about him. He was quiet, never talking unless he had to. Sasuke was an enigma to Itachi, and so he could only guess what Sasuke’s reaction would be. Would it be anger? Sorrow? A mix of the two? Would he awaken his Sharingan? Or perhaps even his Mangekyo? He hoped that in some way Sasuke could take this moment and grow from it. Become something more than he was, something that would see him seek vengeance on Itachi, claim justice, and become the greatest Shinobi of them all. That was his hope. But as the shadow of the boy stood before him, masked by the light of the moon, Itachi was unaware that his little brother was already the greatest of Shinobi already. As he looked at his little brother, the only thing glowing in the darkness that could be distinguished was a set of ringed, lavender eyes and a smile…

I told you I was gonna make a part 2, and what do you know, here it is! Here I am! I’ve made a part 2 for you. Are you proud of me? Do I get a reward? My reward is all your subscriptions of which only 25% our viewers have. Hint hint. It’s free y’all, just like a little pat on the back for makin’ stuff you want. But hey, I won’t beg. Instead, let me convince you that we’re worth it. And to do so, I plan to tell a wonderful story today. I hope you enjoy this second part of the video. In the last part, Naruto discovered he had this uncanny ability that allows him to copy the techniques of others. Was it a Kekkei Genkai that gave him this ability? I don’t actually know. I would like to leave that up to you, the viewer, to determine where it came from. But as for me, I like to think he accidentally learned a new technique that was locked away inside of the Scroll of Seals. Maybe something passed down by Asura that nobody could use until Naruto for specific reasons. In the previous video, Naruto learned just how cruel the Ninja World was after witnessing the death of Haku and Zabuza. However, it REALLY hit home when Sasuke and Sakura perished at the hands of Gaara. But despite having lost his team, Naruto was not alone. Hinata had drawn closer to him in his time of suffering, and now… the two are off training with Jiraiya. The strength of their bodies grows with each passing day, as does the strength of their minds. But what of the strength of their hearts? Well, I guess it’s time to find out, eh? Gaze up into the Infinite Tsukuyomi as I return you to a world where Naruto took the powers of all those he defeated…